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Heart Hustle Houston S01E05
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00:00I've been the best of everything.
00:04All I've ever wanted with you is an adventure.
00:06And you know what's an adventure?
00:08Staying here and having time to know you.
00:10Anything that you want is me.
00:12It takes more to share a life with someone than just a spark.
00:18You don't think we have any ideas?
00:19I'm not saying that, and I'm not saying never.
00:21I want to invest in the Chicken Sisters.
00:24I see two locations, which means twice the province.
00:27I want that money for your square.
00:28Honey, that's not how I see it.
00:35Everybody's talking about chicken.
00:37Chicken is a popular bird.
00:39Welcome back to Maranek, y'all.
00:42Population 12,758.
00:45Woo-wee.
00:46That's more people than you can shake a stick at.
00:49But it hasn't always been like this.
00:51Back in the old days, before VHS players and eyebrow pencils,
00:55Maranek was just a sleepy little town.
00:58And it stayed sleepy until two things happened.
01:01First, the town got a train stop.
01:03And second, the Chicken Sisters opened up shop.
01:07Word traveled fast that Maranek was home of fried chicken so good,
01:11it would make you smack your mama.
01:13Yes, sirree.
01:14The chicken and the trains brought a lot of folks to town.
01:17But nothing lasts forever.
01:18All it took was one sleepy conductor for the train to jump the track.
01:23The local train couldn't stop, and while the mess was being cleaned up,
01:27the train had to go another route and never stopped in Maranek again.
01:34That was until a new kind of train blew into town.
01:38I saw the chicken made.
01:39Nothing but a bird.
01:49Two portettos?
01:50I saw you coming.
01:54Shawna?
01:54Wow.
01:55What is that T-shirt?
01:56Oh, I made it, naturally.
01:58Oh.
01:58Snag went to the premiere party before they all sell out.
02:00All right, everyone, listen up, y'all.
02:02I want to see all of your beautiful faces at Chicken Sisters this Saturday for the watch party.
02:06Death himself couldn't keep us away.
02:08Okay.
02:10I'm upset that Kenneth can't come to the premiere party.
02:12Oh, well, I'll just call the sister and tell her to just wait on having the baby done.
02:16Could you do that?
02:18There she is.
02:19The woman, the myth, the legend.
02:23Moon.
02:24All right, all right.
02:27Let me and my coffee first, y'all.
02:29I've been like this all week.
02:30I'm so sorry you accidentally paid yourself a local celebrity.
02:35Thanks, Patrick.
02:40Bye.
02:46Oh, Mom, it's okay.
02:49Amanda found every reason to linger a little longer so she could be next to her baby girl,
02:54who wasn't a baby anymore.
02:56Okay.
02:58Mama, look, I love you, but I've got to go.
03:00Okay, just 30 more seconds.
03:01Come on, I'm not going to be able to do this when you're gone.
03:03You'll have Aunt May.
03:05And Grandma Gus and Grandma Nancy.
03:08They're not snugglers.
03:10Oh.
03:11Okay.
03:12Bye.
03:13Bye.
03:13I made that bacon for me.
03:24Hey, come on.
03:26If you want to get back in that wheelchair, then you just help yourself to all the grease you can stomach.
03:30You know, my mother ain't no.
03:32I'm a grown woman.
03:33Well, then act like it.
03:34What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
03:36And with Nancy wrangling Gus's MS like a wild stallion, Gus could be her ornery self once again.
03:43Sweet treats for my sweetheart.
03:47Gus.
03:47Hmm?
03:48Hey, you.
03:49Oh.
03:50Ugh.
03:51Could I make you a plate?
03:53Uh, no.
03:54No, no.
03:54I was actually kind of hoping to catch you alone.
03:56Oh, well.
03:58We got a late start.
03:59Stayed up all night gabbing.
04:00Nancy was doing all the gabbing.
04:01I was held hostage.
04:03Well, I'll, uh, catch you later.
04:06Got an important question to ask you.
04:10Mm-hmm.
04:10Important question?
04:16The important question, maybe?
04:18No.
04:18We've only been courting for, what, three quarters of a year?
04:22It makes perfect sense to me.
04:24Now, you marry him, you move into his house, and I live here alone and eat all the bacon I want.
04:30You don't know what he wants.
04:32I mean, he could want a loan or a kidney.
04:35But if he does want to pop the question, well, come on.
04:39Can you blame him?
04:40Oh, that's sweet.
04:54Bit early for lunch.
04:55Just practicing something, Neeks.
04:58Oh, yes.
05:00We got mine yesterday.
05:02Look at those BFFs.
05:05It took them eight months, but whatever happened between Amanda and Sergio in the past
05:09had blossomed into a beautiful friendship.
05:16Did you get your hair cut last night?
05:18Yeah, I did.
05:20I didn't say it looked good.
05:23Hey.
05:23Okay.
05:23If you're yakking, you're slacking.
05:35Two more yeses.
05:36Can you believe the people responded, maybe?
05:40I mean, commit people.
05:42We are.
05:43So, my mom called this morning.
05:45She is very excited about her mother-son dance.
05:48Oh, that's sweet.
05:49Uh, she also wanted to know if you'd be dancing with your dad.
05:53What did you tell her?
05:54That I was going into an underground garage.
05:56Do you think I should just ask for a major of his outright?
05:58Yeah, absolutely.
05:59If you really think he's your dad.
06:00I think he is.
06:02I mean, there's this photo of him and Mama basically doing the Lombada.
06:06And the way he looks at me, like I'm taking my first steps, it's familiar.
06:11You don't think you could ask your mom?
06:13No.
06:13Why not?
06:14The Gus I know would be open to it.
06:15Well, the Gus I know won't touch the subject with a ten-foot pole.
06:22Nothing made Mae feel more like she was back home than having to wrestle some of those pesky problems she left behind.
06:28Did you see Eddie giving you a test your date?
06:34No, I did not.
06:35And Clyde was checking you out, too.
06:36You are hot property around here.
06:38I'm not interested.
06:39Since you and Frank Jr. are separated, you haven't been on one date.
06:42But what makes you think I even want to go on a date?
06:44Okay, so maybe I, you know, karate chop my shower curtain when I get home at night just to make sure there are no murderers back there.
06:51But that doesn't mean I want to jump back into a relationship.
06:54I like being on my own.
06:55When I come home at night, there's no socks on the floor.
07:00I'm not saying you need another husband.
07:02I'm just saying start taking some baby sticks.
07:05I will.
07:06Just as soon as Frank Jr. signs the divorce papers.
07:08Oh, I can make him do it.
07:10A little light public humiliation should do the trick.
07:13No, Shawna, we are not going to stoop to that level.
07:16That level's fun.
07:17He will do it.
07:20Eventually.
07:20If you're not ready to date, at least take this.
07:24Quain to the cowboys.
07:25It's about a small-town woman who joins the rodeo for adventure, but ends up falling in love with a bareback bronco rider with a secret past.
07:32Just something to help pass the time until you're ready to get back out there.
07:35They won't meet with me?
07:43They're doing Project Runway for dog clothes.
07:46I have a Peabody.
07:48Drop me off at the next avenue, please.
07:49Well, okay.
07:50Well, you tell them.
07:51Sabrina Sky won't meet with them.
07:54Sabrina was back in New York trying to build her career up after she burned all her bridges.
08:00So what she didn't need right now was another bump in the road.
08:03$900 on Southwest.
08:08Oh, not today.
08:11Excuse me.
08:12Change of plans.
08:14Bon appétit.
08:16Thank you, honey.
08:17I'm here.
08:18I got stuck behind that dang railroad arm again.
08:21I couldn't lift it up.
08:22Someone ought to fix that thing.
08:23I know.
08:24That chance, that thing's been broken forever.
08:26Okay, can everyone just circle up real quick?
08:29Okay, so, as you know, tomorrow is very exciting.
08:33Our episode of Kitchen Clash premieres.
08:35That's industry speak for the first time that something airs on television.
08:39I do think this is going to be huge for us.
08:41And our businesses.
08:43I already got a leggings order from a woman from Yonkers.
08:45Ooh.
08:45And our episode hasn't even aired yet.
08:48Do y'all think we're going to look back because we didn't win?
08:50I wonder how Frank Jr. is going to come off.
08:52No, like a sophisticated gentleman, I'm sure.
08:54You know what they do on reality shows, right?
08:56They twist the footage to make it look like things happen that didn't.
08:59That's true, yeah.
09:00They can't do that.
09:01We have the cameras.
09:02Why would they?
09:03I mean, we are good people.
09:04We are good people.
09:05May wanted to tell everyone it was going to be okay, but she wasn't sure.
09:09So she did what she always did in sticky situations.
09:13She told a little lie.
09:14What's going to happen?
09:16Think about it.
09:17Technically, Mimi's lost.
09:19Granny's won.
09:20And they're both ours now.
09:21So, when strangers come from all across the country to get the best fried chicken they've
09:25ever seen on TV, they're coming here.
09:28But Amanda knew her sister well.
09:32She knew when May lied.
09:33She gave a little terse smile at the top, avoids eye contact, and only the dogs can hear
09:37her talk.
09:41Incomplete.
09:42Dang it, this is the fourth time I've filled out these medical forms.
09:46How am I supposed to know how to do all this?
09:48Amanda used to always do this.
09:50This stuff's harder than the ACTs.
09:51You see the promos for Kitchen Clash?
09:54I had a pretty big star turn.
09:56My whole left forearm was in a shot.
09:58No spoilers, all right?
09:59I want to see it with fresh eyes.
10:01Okay, well, let's get this place ready for the lunch rush.
10:05More like lunch trickle.
10:21You okay, Mama Nisi?
10:27Oh, shoot, I'm not paying attention.
10:29I keep thinking about Frank Jr.
10:35Maybe we could put a temporary pause on him not being allowed in here just for the premiere.
10:39It was a unanimous vote to ban him.
10:41And it was the right thing to do, considering, you know, what he did to all of us.
10:47It just feels strange.
10:49It's a big moment.
10:50That he needs to earn back the right to be a part of.
10:53I know, but taking the prize money and opening a rival restaurant?
10:58That's beyond rotten.
11:01Nancy knew this was true.
11:02But it didn't make the distance between her and her only son hurt any less.
11:07How'd I look?
11:09Presentable?
11:10Sure.
11:11Okay.
11:11Wish me luck.
11:15Well, there he is.
11:17May's maybe daddy.
11:18But there's only one way to find out for sure.
11:24Hi, Jervis.
11:26Renee?
11:27Okay, so we're doing a survey of all of the customers.
11:30And we're asking them what their favorite side is.
11:34So I was just wondering, what is yours?
11:36Well, I'm partial to the green beans.
11:39That is so funny.
11:40Me too.
11:41Well, yeah, that is funny.
11:45I gotta say, I am awfully proud of you.
11:50You went out there in the world and made a name for yourself.
11:54You know, I think if you was more than just the local chicken farmer...
11:59Well, I should hope so.
12:01You know, if I ever had kids, I would have wanted them to be just like you.
12:05Well, you never know what the future might hold.
12:07For May, that was as good as a positive DNA test.
12:10But she figured she better let Jarvis, I mean her daddy, finish his lunch.
12:15Don't want him choking on his meat in three.
12:17You know, if you text STOP in all caps, they're legally obligated to do just that.
12:29It's Frank Jr.
12:30Don't worry, it's nothing important.
12:32It's just, you know, everyday kind of stuff.
12:35He is a grown man.
12:36I am sure that he can figure out how to run the cold cycle or whatever it is he's texting you about.
12:40He does his laundry at my house.
12:41Amanda!
12:43He's coming up with excuses to talk to you.
12:45You two are separated.
12:46That means separate.
12:47You need to put up a boundary with him.
12:49Okay.
12:51I'm gonna make you a deal.
12:54I'm gonna work on setting a boundary with Frank Jr.
12:57If you promise to stop telling white lies all the time...
13:02I don't do that.
13:03That is a lie!
13:04No, it's not.
13:05You stood up here in front of everybody, and you said everything is gonna be okay on Kitchen Clash.
13:12It is.
13:14Lie!
13:14Okay, but it was just like a little white lie.
13:17I mean, I just didn't want everyone to spin out.
13:21I was doing it to protect them.
13:22It doesn't matter why you did it.
13:25No more lies in this family, okay?
13:27I'm gonna do for you what I used to do for Frankie when she was little, and having trouble telling the truth.
13:38A quarter for a lie.
13:39I'm not a child.
13:41I don't need that.
13:42A lie and double lie.
13:43Go on in.
13:56I'm proud of you.
13:57You are gonna grow up to be such a wonderful young lady one day.
14:07I don't understand.
14:08How is this a thing that is okay?
14:10Train's been gone for ten minutes.
14:12I didn't know where else to go.
14:36How long has the railroad arm on Cedar Street been broken?
14:43Fifteen years.
14:44At first, people complained, but then they found a workaround.
14:47And that workaround is everyone lifting the arm up themselves?
14:50Yep.
14:50I add in squats, and I call it a full-body workout.
14:55Welcome in a baronet, babe.
14:56I am.
14:57Oh, and look at you two with your big day right around the corner.
15:01I love weddings.
15:03Other people's weddings.
15:05I love watching weddings.
15:07Because it's the only time in your life when everybody you love gets together in one place and behaves, hopefully.
15:15I'm having some trouble with my internet machine.
15:18Could you help me?
15:19Yeah, yeah, of course.
15:20We'll be back, babe.
15:20Hey, look.
15:26Now that my wedding is coming up, I just have not been able to stop thinking about how I acted at yours.
15:31I mean, asking you to move to New York right before you walked down the aisle, that was so out of line.
15:38I really hope I didn't ruin your all day.
15:40It was the right message.
15:43It was the wrong time.
15:44Plus, once Mama disowned me after my vows, I completely forgot about what you said.
15:51At least she wore a dress when she did it.
15:52Hadn't seen her name in ten years.
15:57If change was easy, everyone would do it.
15:59Gus had made leaps and strides since mending things with her daughters.
16:03But when it came to fessing up to her past misdeeds, she wasn't ready to jump yet.
16:08I mean, it's bad enough that my dad's getting remarried, but for him to be so rude.
16:18Some dads have a hard time with their feelings and being normal people.
16:25He said that he finally had a second chance at being a good dad.
16:32He isn't my dad anymore just because I'm 17.
16:36He said the quiet part out loud.
16:39I'm sorry.
16:40I'm not a mathematician
16:57But the world's done a number on you
17:01For our rose-colored vision
17:04But you'll only see the blue
17:07I keep looking for a reason
17:10I don't need a reason to
17:13I lost my heart
17:14I'm on your side
17:16There's no decision
17:18It's decided
17:19You need a place to land
17:22I'll be the floor
17:23You need an easier
17:24I'll be the door
17:26You need a song to sing
17:28I'll be the chorus
17:29The wings beneath your wings
17:31I'll be the stars
17:33If we're laying down
17:34If we're laying down
17:36There's a bun now
17:37You shouldn't know
17:39You don't gotta earn it anymore
17:42I'm always gonna love you
17:44Because of course
17:46What can I get you?
17:53A fried chicken plate
17:54A bite?
17:55And for your style, Teddy?
17:56Mashed potatoes
17:57Mac and cheese
17:59And
17:59I could also get a side of
18:01How about you let me
18:05Take you out on a date
18:06After the premiere tomorrow
18:08Oh
18:09That is so sweet
18:11Um
18:12But I don't know
18:13Oh
18:13Please hear me out
18:14I practiced this
18:16Remember that time
18:18When I
18:18Gave you that little stuff
18:20Doggy that said
18:21Puppy love
18:22In kindergarten
18:22I kept chickening out
18:24To say to your face
18:25And
18:26Before I knew it
18:27You were with Frank Jr.
18:28Forever
18:29Thought I'd never have
18:31A chance again
18:32I'm not gonna let this chance
18:34Pass me by
18:35I can't right now
18:37Eddie
18:37Um
18:38I just
18:38It's
18:38It's complicated
18:39On my end
18:40Um
18:42But maybe
18:43In the future
18:45Sure
18:45Over here
18:47Cause I live here
18:49Um
18:53Ice tea's on me today
18:54Hi Mama
18:59Oh hey
19:01I thought you were
19:01Working over at
19:02Franny's all day
19:03Well they're all staff
19:04So I thought I would
19:04Just come by
19:05And see if you needed
19:05Any help
19:06Well
19:08Unless you can
19:09Fix the handle
19:10On an old fridge
19:11I think I got
19:11Everything covered here
19:12Let me out my mommy
19:14Alright
19:17Uh
19:17Hospitals
19:19You can marry
19:19The ketchups
19:20Well that would
19:21Be my pleasure
19:22These ketchups
19:25Should be married
19:25And um
19:28When one ketchup
19:29Walks the other ketchup
19:30Down the aisle
19:31Don't you think
19:32That they would want
19:33Their whole ketchup family
19:34There to witness them
19:35It's ketchup mother
19:37And it's ketchup father
19:38No may I
19:39Do not think that
19:40Mama
19:41It's over
19:41I know
19:43Know what
19:44Oh my dad is
19:45Gus had a lot
19:47Of recurring nightmares
19:48Most of them
19:49Involved spiders
19:50And clown makeup
19:51But the one
19:52She feared the most
19:53Was that her past
19:54Would jump scare
19:55Back into her life
19:56I found this very
19:58Romantic picture
19:59Of you and Farmer Jarvis
20:00Farmer Jarvis
20:05Get out of here
20:07He's not your father
20:08He's my second cousin
20:10Why is he touching
20:12Your pregnant belly then
20:13Oh because that fool
20:14Thinks that he can
20:15Guess the gender
20:15Of a baby
20:16By touching your belly
20:17Well half the time
20:19He is right
20:19He's your second cousin
20:21Mmhmm
20:22Okay
20:24Well that is also
20:26Important information
20:27Will you just tell me
20:29Yourself then
20:30Who my daddy is
20:31Come on mom
20:32Don't you want it
20:32Off your chest
20:33No
20:34Why not
20:35Is there something
20:36Wrong with him
20:36Oh lots of things
20:37Did it ever occur to you
20:39That maybe
20:39I would like to meet him
20:41And then I can decide
20:42For myself
20:42If I would like him
20:43In my life or not
20:44Oh and he's probably
20:46Dead already
20:46Is he
20:47No
20:48Mama this is serious
20:50Why why do you
20:51Want to get to know
20:51This man
20:52Because I feel like
20:53I only know
20:54Half of myself
20:55Do I have his nose
20:57Do I walk like him
20:58Yes and
20:59No
21:00Mama please
21:03I thought that
21:07Things had changed
21:08That maybe you
21:09Finally realize
21:10How much this means
21:11To me
21:11But I can see
21:13That I was wrong
21:13Frank Ginger
21:24You know the rules
21:26I only have
21:27My right foot inside
21:28What choice did I have
21:31You stopped answering
21:31My texts
21:32What do you want
21:33I need to come over
21:34Tonight
21:35Fine
21:38You can come over
21:40Tonight
21:40Thank you
21:42Every path
21:44Has its puddles
21:45Including Amanda's path
21:46To being free
21:47From her marriage
21:48But today
21:49She's got her rain boobs
21:50Off
21:50And in return
21:51You
21:52Can bring over
21:53The signed
21:54Divorce papers
21:55Okay
21:56But
21:57Okay
21:58Are you feeling better
22:26Yeah a little bit
22:28Oh
22:30It's my mom
22:30Oh no
22:31Don't worry
22:32My mom doesn't know
22:33I'm here
22:33I can't handle
22:34Any apparent energy
22:35Right now
22:36Okay
22:37I'm here
22:39Mom
22:40Why don't you
22:42Take a load off
22:43Here
22:43Let me help you out
22:44Everything cool
22:46Cool
22:46Yeah
22:47So cool
22:48I need a space heater
22:49Okay
22:50I really do need
22:50To hang up my jacket
22:51Well why don't you
22:52Let me hang it
22:52In the bedroom closet
22:54That makes more sense
22:55Anyway
22:55Because you're going to
22:56Put your clothes on
22:56You're going to put
22:56This on right after
22:57It's actually kind of
22:58Insane that we even
22:59Have a closet over here
22:59Is this some sort
23:00A tick tock break
23:01Hi
23:06Lindsay
23:08Gus hoped one day
23:17The things Mae's dad
23:19Had done
23:19Might feel better
23:20When they quit hurting
23:21But they never did
23:24And so she decided
23:25Today was the day
23:26She made her daughter
23:27More important
23:28Than her broken heart
23:29And all the night
23:34We forgot it all
23:37Some things are lost
23:39With the time
23:40So tell me this
23:48You know
23:51You're missed
23:54And all the while
23:57I'm screaming
23:59You're still caught
24:02In the rhythm
24:04And I'll leave the light on
24:13I'll leave the light on
24:18I'll let the tea come home
24:23I'll leave the light on
24:26I'll leave the light on
24:26For you
24:27I've had some love
24:35You'd probably laugh about
24:40We danced all night
24:43And I thought of you
24:46You'd probably like him a lot
24:50You'd probably like him a lot
24:50Frank Jenner
24:52You didn't even knock
25:19My key still works
25:21My key still works
25:22Well that doesn't mean
25:23You should use it
25:25Frankie
25:27Daddy's home
25:28She's out
25:29With friends
25:30Told her I was stopping by
25:31What do you want help with?
25:36Here
25:36A
25:42A B negative
25:43Eight months ago
25:45Oh yeah
25:45And the last four digits are
25:47Two
25:47Three
25:48Nine
25:49Eight
25:50There you go
25:52All done
25:52Your turn
25:53Okay
25:54Just let me pop in
25:55A quick load
25:56Of whites and darks
25:57No you can't put those
25:58In all in together
25:59In one load
26:00I
26:00Did you bring the divorce papers?
26:10I do believe
26:11I forgot them
26:12Again?
26:13They keep slipping my mind
26:15I want us to come out
26:17The other side of this
26:18We've been married
26:19Longer than we've been apart
26:20It's not easy
26:23Starting up something new
26:24But we have to
26:25I have to
26:27Don't you want
26:29A fresh start?
26:31No
26:31I liked their life before
26:34It was
26:37Nice
26:39For you
26:40Please
26:43Sign
26:45The papers
26:46For both of us
26:48Hey
27:08You know what's about as useless
27:09As a pogo stick
27:10And quicksand
27:11Unsigned divorce papers
27:13That never leave your truck
27:15Hi
27:36Everything okay?
27:38Mm-mm
27:38There's a noise
27:40But it's not a city noise
27:42That you can see through
27:43You know like
27:44A couple breaking up
27:46On the sidewalk
27:46Or a car
27:47Running into a fire hydrant
27:49Ah
27:50The tiny menace
27:51The what?
27:54That's what Frankie and I
27:55Call the annoying weasel
27:56That uses our backyard
27:57As a vacation home
27:59Okay
28:00What do I do?
28:01It sounds
28:01Possessed
28:02Well
28:03Frank Jr.
28:03Was supposed to get rid of it
28:05But
28:05Here we are
28:07Still bothered by it
28:09Sweet dreams
28:10Yeah I doubt it
28:13Shaksuga
28:23Shaksuga?
28:23Morning
28:24Oh
28:25A fancy breakfast
28:27I thought my fiancee
28:28Would enjoy a little
28:29Taken care of
28:30After yesterday
28:30Okay can we please
28:31Not use the word fiancee
28:32It is so pretentious
28:33And I am
28:34As you know
28:35A chill bride
28:35Oh yeah
28:36That is exactly
28:37What chill brides say
28:38Mm-hmm
28:39You doing okay
28:41Look
28:42Gus wouldn't tell me
28:44Who my dad was
28:45For any birthday
28:46Or Christmas
28:47Or
28:47Any other major
28:49Important holiday
28:49So I don't know
28:50What I thought
28:51She would tell me
28:52For my wedding
28:52You deserve to know
28:54You know how beautiful
28:59I think you are
28:59You've mentioned it
29:03You're the most stunning
29:04First thing in the morning
29:05And Amanda says
29:06That I tell too many lies
29:07Hey I would never lie
29:09About something like that
29:10I know
29:10Do you?
29:12Hmm?
29:14Yeah
29:14I do
29:15Hmm
29:16Oh God
29:20Oh
29:22Oh
29:24We can do this
29:25It's not the one
29:27Stinking car
29:27Okay
29:32You are
29:33A New Yorker
29:34You once found
29:35A ten dollar
29:36Coochie bag
29:36In a Jen Alliance
29:37Closet sale
29:38You can
29:38Do this
29:39Hey
29:41Hey
29:41Hey
29:43Hey
29:57Hey
30:03Hey
30:04Hey
30:04Hey
30:05Hey
30:06Hey
30:07She's okay
30:27Oh, I feel so nice
30:30I forgot people hugged here
30:33You must be exhausted
30:36There's only so much
30:38My expensive skin care regimen can do
30:41Honey
30:42You are in so much trouble
30:46Okay
30:56Let's go
31:02Let's go indeed
31:04Love to see a business man out before the rooster's friction
31:07Well, I've been listening to your three-week course on discovering the divine masculine
31:13Oh
31:14Yeah, that'd be exciting
31:16See business pick up after that episode airs
31:19Yeah, it's been a little slow to take off
31:22People just need some time to acquire a taste for this chicken
31:26I'm sorry, Christian
31:28Hey, what did I say about sorry's?
31:31Don't apologize
31:32Strategize
31:33Okay, all right
31:34So I pulled a little favor from the network last night
31:37I saw an advance cut
31:38No spoilers!
31:40No, this is going to be great for you, Frank Jr.
31:41This place is going to be packed
31:43But
31:43Technically, Franny's won
31:46Right?
31:47No
31:48Frank Jr.
31:49You look at me
31:51Franny's didn't win
31:52Frank Jr. won
31:54Hey
31:55Frank Jr.
31:58Not Franny's
31:59Okay
32:00Wish my daddy was here to see this
32:05Wish my mama was too
32:07When the men of the world see you up on that screen
32:09They're going to see a hero
32:11You know Maya Angelou?
32:13She said that each time a man stands up for himself without even knowing it
32:16He stands up for all men
32:18Now, it's a quote for a woman, but I think it sounds better when applied to a man
32:22A hero, huh?
32:24Yes
32:24A hero
32:25This one episode of television is going to change the lives of not only you and me
32:30But of every man watching
32:31Honey, if you took off every time your father said something unsettling
32:37You'd be living on a plane
32:39I didn't know where else to go
32:40I called Brianna and then she pretended to be in Turks and Caicos
32:43Even though I could hear the R-train behind her
32:45The R-train runs to Brooklyn
32:47I've been studying the maps
32:49Now look at you, little New Yorker
32:51Then I tried Carnegie
32:52Carnegie?
32:54That's new
32:55No one's named Jessica anymore, huh?
32:58Carnegie loves to let me vent and then tell me how lucky I am that my dad isn't currently
33:03Under investigation for securities fraud
33:05Well, I'm sorry that your friends are insanely unrelatable
33:08But it is an extreme response to fly across the country, honey
33:13It's not, Mom
33:13It's just where I feel safe
33:15You know what Frankie did when I told her what happened?
33:19She gave me hugs
33:20And marshmallows
33:23They jumped away once
33:24Well, we were flying in for Mae's wedding anyway
33:28And I really can't fly coach again this soon
33:32The man seated next to me clipped his toenails while making threatening digestive sounds
33:37Well, it would be really nice to have you all
33:41The wedding is in two weeks
33:46We can stay
33:51But just until the wedding
33:52Wait, three decibels now
33:55Is there a limit?
34:04Three per customer
34:05I need four
34:06I'm sorry
34:06I have to ration my supplies
34:08You can explain that to my rescue beagle
34:10Who'll be the only member of my family
34:11Not representing the chicken sisters
34:13Why are there so many inputs on this TV?
34:20I don't see
34:20Might I help us up some time?
34:23Uh, you're sure
34:25But I'm afraid that we're going to run out of there
34:27Might be no pie
34:27Um, yeah, no pie
34:29You okay?
34:31I'm just nervous about a lot of things
34:34Yeah, don't be nervous
34:35You know, I'll be over soon
34:36Got a proposal for you
34:37Um
34:40I'll wait till there's less going on now
34:42We don't want to make a scene in front of all these people, you know
34:44The mayor's here?
34:46Yeah, I invited him
34:47Mayor Carson, thank you so much for coming
34:52Well, I wouldn't miss it, Nancy
34:54It's a big deal
34:55Putting Maranac back on the map
34:57Now, I brought you a little something to show you my appreciation
35:01Well, what is it?
35:02Key to the city
35:03I'm honored
35:05Looks like he could open up a giant's house with this
35:09Hello
35:10Mayor
35:11Hello
35:12Those hushpupps
35:14Now, if you'll excuse me, Miss Nancy
35:16I'm going to go get myself a plate of those
35:19Oh, my, what is that?
35:24Mama
35:24I'll get you some honey
35:26Saved your seat next to me
35:27Oh, well, thank you, May
35:30Sorry, about earlier
35:32I think it just got to me when Jay's mom asked if I was doing a father-daughter dance
35:36They're doing this mother-son thing
35:39But they can just cover a moment at the wedding
35:41Yeah
35:42You know, I bet your wedding is going to be full of nice little moments
35:46Your eyeliner, it's so smooth
35:50It's the pen
35:52The one I got you?
35:54Yes
35:54The influence has become the influencer
35:56Dudley
36:00I thought you couldn't come
36:04I moved some things around
36:06Hey, I'm Lindsay
36:08Oh, the Lindsay from New York
36:10What are you doing here?
36:11I, uh, came to visit
36:13Don't you have school?
36:14So, spring semester, they kind of just, like, give up in private school
36:17Oh, I know all about that
36:19My mom's a Gossip Girl fan
36:21Oh
36:21So, um, how do you know Frankie?
36:26Frankie's my girlfriend
36:26You came a long way just to watch a TV show
36:33No, no, no
36:34My daughter got on a plane without
36:36Never mind
36:39Good to see you, Gus
36:40Loving the hair
36:41Nancy did it to me
36:43Well, you look gorgeous
36:44All right, that's enough
36:45Were you expecting someone else from New York?
36:55No
36:55Oh, just wondering if Gruster is around
36:58Oh, haven't you two been talking?
37:01No, I didn't call
37:02I don't chase
37:04Oh, Gruster's
37:05You learned some family stuff in Glorietta
37:07Oh
37:08But he'll be back soon
37:11Okay, well
37:14I guess it doesn't matter
37:15I'll be leaving after your wedding anyway
37:17Why can't there be any handsome, nice men who aren't afraid of kids and commitment in New York City?
37:24Well, there were
37:25But
37:25Watch out the last one
37:27Hey, you and Lindsay should stay with me
37:30Really?
37:31It would be nice to end the financial hemorrhaging from this trip
37:34What's your thread count?
37:37Oh, Silk doesn't have a thread count per se
37:39Oh, men
37:40All right, it's about to begin
37:41Everyone settle down and listen up
37:44Come on
37:47Thank you, Gus
37:51Thank you so much
37:53I just, uh
37:55I just want to thank you all for being here
37:57On this special occasion
37:59As you all know, Franny's
38:00My chicken sister
38:02Is my second home
38:03And it means the world to me
38:05To have all my friends and family
38:07Here tonight
38:09Well, most of them
38:12Anyway
38:13Soon everyone in the world is going to know
38:15What we're serving up here in Marinac
38:17To Amanda
38:22My wonderful daughter-in-law
38:25Well, actually my daughter
38:27Who I share with Gus
38:28Love you, mamas
38:31Amanda, darling
38:33Without you, none of this excitement would have happened
38:35So
38:36To Amanda
38:37And I wonder if they used any of the hidden camera footage
38:45Agent Glass doesn't use hidden camera footage
38:47Listen, they wanted me to try something new
38:53Why didn't you tell us?
38:54Hey, you're in the business
38:56What is the first thing you tell people
38:58When they're on these shows
38:59Raise your contracts
39:01Exactly
39:02And
39:02No one ever does
39:05This week on Foxman Kitchen Clash
39:09We took our cameras down south
39:11And it was all down in Marinac
39:12The site of a hundred-year-old boy
39:14It's about to be battered
39:16Fries has served up
39:17I think on
39:18Two rival restaurants
39:19Phoebe's and Franny's
39:21Lock it out to see who makes the best fried chicken in Marinac
39:24It's an episode so intense
39:26Our own host failed
39:27I quit
39:28We captured everything
39:29Whether they liked it or not
39:30The swing date
39:31No, swing
39:32From family feuds to family foes
39:36There's no shortage of a foul play
39:38What won't these cock-a-doodles do?
39:42Blocked
39:42Of course, the railroad arm is still broken
39:44I can't believe I ever lived in this podunk town
39:47Sorry
39:47Sorry
39:48Sorry
39:49Some chickens crossed the road
39:51But other chickens crossed the line
39:54Amanda knew what happened next
40:00But no one else did
40:01What they were about to see
40:02Was gonna hit them like a runaway train
40:17But just when y'all thought it couldn't get much worse
40:47Funny thing about guilt
40:51It doesn't have an expiration date
40:53Eight months or not
40:55It's time for this little filly
40:56To pay the packer
40:58I'm telling you
40:58Maybe
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