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00:00:00To you is it we're up visiting his dad's family
00:00:30To you is it we're up visiting his dad's family
00:01:00To you is it we're up visiting his dad's family
00:01:30To you is it we're up visiting his dad's family
00:01:59To you is it we're up visiting his dad's family
00:02:29To you is it we're up visiting his dad's family
00:02:59To you is it we're up visiting his dad's family
00:03:59How can you sleep with those ghoul movies on?
00:04:26Hey mom, how was work?
00:04:28Yeah, it was busy.
00:04:30We had a cat who got its tail stuck in a sliding door.
00:04:34Yeah, a nervous parakeet.
00:04:37And oh, a monitor lizard that swallowed a dog toy.
00:04:40So when he walked, he squeaked.
00:04:44Lation's doing well.
00:04:45Indeed.
00:04:46Oh, I got you this.
00:04:47I thought my son could appreciate a fully chewed, chewed toy.
00:04:55Gross, mom.
00:04:58Oh, by the way, can I have a Halloween movie night?
00:05:01Please?
00:05:03Oh, let's talk about it in the morning, okay?
00:05:05Go back to sleep.
00:05:06Oh, let's go.
00:05:16Oh, let's go.
00:05:24Oh, let's go.
00:05:25You say you're used to have a thing, things I can't provide.
00:05:40Morning, kiddo. Did you sleep well?
00:05:43Sure, though I had a weird dream.
00:05:46Monster, alien, chainsaw maniac?
00:05:49No, I was in college, and I didn't know I was there.
00:05:54So I dropped out.
00:05:56Is that your nightmare or mine?
00:05:58Hey, I haven't even been accepted to college yet.
00:06:01I have plenty of time to find myself.
00:06:04Yeah, you can find yourself in college.
00:06:07Okay, I'm not working the night shift at the pet hospital,
00:06:10so you can hang around here watching ghoul movies
00:06:13and playing video games all day.
00:06:15And eating pizza rolls.
00:06:16I love me some pizza rolls.
00:06:21Besides, look at this house.
00:06:23We live like kings.
00:06:25No, we live like people who got a great deal on a short-term rental
00:06:31because a formerly sick Pekingese had a very grateful owner
00:06:37who also just happened to be a real estate agent.
00:06:40And when the economy gets better,
00:06:42we'll be shipped back to the mean streets of Van Nuys.
00:06:45Hopefully that's after I get accepted to film school.
00:06:48Yes, hopefully.
00:06:50Oh, bummer.
00:06:52I forgot it's Friday.
00:06:54Ted will be here with donuts.
00:06:56Maybe, I mean...
00:06:58Oh, come on, Mom.
00:07:00Ted is like the moon or something.
00:07:02You always know when he's gonna pop up.
00:07:04I thought you liked him.
00:07:06Hey, man, he's alright.
00:07:08I mean, you like him, right?
00:07:10I do.
00:07:12Because you spent so much time making sure I turned out all brilliant and awesome like I am, right?
00:07:18So I'm just glad you finally have somebody in your life.
00:07:22But I'll bet you the first maple bar that he will be buying the next two minutes with a dozen from Dono Prince.
00:07:30He'll ask you how your week went and blow you a kiss because he doesn't do public displays with affection.
00:07:36He'll ask you what DVDs you got in the mail and watch whatever one you want tonight over Chinese.
00:07:42No, no, no. Pizza.
00:07:44Nope, Chinese.
00:07:46He's really that predictable, isn't he?
00:07:50Of course.
00:07:51I thought that's what you liked about him.
00:07:54Hmm.
00:07:55Now, about my Halloween plans.
00:07:57Yes.
00:07:58I have a list of haunted houses that we need to visit in order of spookiosity.
00:08:02And I'm going to need the car Saturday.
00:08:05No way.
00:08:07You are not driving on Halloween.
00:08:09I'm a good driver.
00:08:10Yeah.
00:08:11When you're paying attention, it's Halloween.
00:08:13Okay?
00:08:14You're going to be in ghost ghoul movie overload.
00:08:17Okay?
00:08:18Google-eyed.
00:08:19Let's see.
00:08:20Uh-huh.
00:08:21Driving on two wheels.
00:08:23Dreaming up new monsters.
00:08:25Absolutely not.
00:08:27I'm driving.
00:08:28Fine.
00:08:29I have a map of the houses and the fastest route between them.
00:08:35You know I almost have enough money for my own car.
00:08:38Yes, you do.
00:08:39But until then, you're still mine to control.
00:08:44Hi, gang.
00:08:46Hey, Ted.
00:08:47Good.
00:08:48So, how was your week, Linda?
00:08:49Yeah, my week was fine.
00:08:53Good stuff.
00:08:54So, what movies do we have tonight?
00:08:56We've got a few.
00:09:01Thought we could watch one I got since it's Halloween.
00:09:04What's it called?
00:09:05Blood's better than zombie she-wolf.
00:09:08Well, okay.
00:09:09Whatever your mother wants to watch is fine with me.
00:09:11Maybe I'll pick up some of my pizza after work, huh?
00:09:14Who am I kidding?
00:09:15Your dinos will be packed on a Friday.
00:09:18Well, we'll just get Chinese.
00:09:22Hear that, Mom?
00:09:24Dumplings.
00:09:25You called it.
00:09:29Alright, guys.
00:09:30I'll see you after work tonight.
00:09:31Mwah!
00:09:37And the maple bars are mine.
00:09:42Hey, Ted?
00:09:44Yeah?
00:09:46Um, we've been seeing each other for about a year now, right?
00:09:49How about that?
00:09:50And I really enjoy the time we spend together.
00:09:54I'm glad.
00:09:55Me too.
00:09:56But do you think maybe we're stuck in a rut, maybe?
00:10:01What do you mean?
00:10:03Well, I mean, there must be places that you want to visit or things you want to do or places you...
00:10:09I mean, you never really talk about yourself.
00:10:12Oh, baby.
00:10:13I'm boring.
00:10:15I did not say that.
00:10:17Look.
00:10:19I know you don't have a lot of time with your work and with Adam.
00:10:22So I'm happy in my little corner of the world.
00:10:25Why'd you want to watch another movie tonight?
00:10:28No, it's not that.
00:10:30I...
00:10:31I just want to talk about the future.
00:10:34You know, our future.
00:10:36Sure, I'll do whatever you want to, but I'm happy.
00:10:39I don't want to mess with what we have.
00:10:42I love you.
00:10:44Don't be late.
00:10:45Gotta go.
00:10:46Have a good day.
00:10:47Me too.
00:10:48Okay.
00:10:49Why can't I ever keep the body parts together?
00:11:09Mad scientist having some problems?
00:11:12Hey, Molly.
00:11:13Bring me a present?
00:11:14No, it's a book.
00:11:15I see it's a book.
00:11:16You have a lot of them.
00:11:17I like to read.
00:11:18It's overrated.
00:11:20Fine.
00:11:21I won't show you then.
00:11:22Oh, come here.
00:11:23Come on.
00:11:24Come on.
00:11:25Come on.
00:11:26Just give it up.
00:11:27Don't make me angry.
00:11:28You won't like me when I'm angry.
00:11:29You're cute when you're mad.
00:11:33Look at this.
00:11:34It looks cool.
00:11:36Kind of like the Nechromacon.
00:11:37The what?
00:11:39The Necro...
00:11:41Never mind.
00:11:42I'll just show you the movies.
00:11:43You know, you seem so smart.
00:11:45And then you're so not smart about the things that matter.
00:11:48I like sci-fi.
00:11:50Horror is boring.
00:11:53Why are we friends again?
00:11:55Because you're lazy and I live a block away.
00:11:58That's true.
00:11:59So where'd you get this thing?
00:12:00Dark Delicacies in the Valley.
00:12:03They got a whole bunch of books from some collector.
00:12:06The owner didn't know what to make of it since it's all in Latin.
00:12:09Look at these pictures.
00:12:10Cauldrons.
00:12:12Plants.
00:12:13Animals.
00:12:14This is like some medieval witch's spell book.
00:12:17I know.
00:12:18Isn't it cool?
00:12:19I figured it might add to your Halloween night movie-thon.
00:12:22Maybe we could do a spell together.
00:12:26I don't know where we're going to get what looks like the horn of a unicorn.
00:12:30Most of that stuff has modern equivalents.
00:12:32How do you know that?
00:12:34I'm just interested in it, that's all.
00:12:37No big deal.
00:12:39You're a witch!
00:12:40Oh, please.
00:12:42I read a lot about a lot of different things.
00:12:44It makes me smart.
00:12:46Yeah, okay.
00:12:47Now where's the broom, Harry Potter?
00:12:50I'm going to go put this in your house so it doesn't get messed up.
00:12:53Alright.
00:12:54And then you can come and help me sit up for the trick-or-treat crowd.
00:12:58Oh boy.
00:12:59Can't wait.
00:13:00Let's go.
00:13:26Oh, hey, Molly.
00:13:27Adam's out back putting up Halloween decorations.
00:13:29I know. Just wanted to say hi.
00:13:31That's nice.
00:13:33Grab a donut. Adam made all the maple bars, but I think there's a jelly left.
00:13:37Thanks.
00:13:39How are your folks? They're good.
00:13:41Do they still have that cabin in the foothills?
00:13:44Yeah. Looking to go on a mini vacation?
00:13:47They always said you can use it whenever you want.
00:13:49Yeah. I think I am. Tomorrow.
00:13:54Really?
00:13:56Yeah. I've got some personal stuff going on, and I think going away for the weekend would be the perfect way to take care of it one way or another.
00:14:05You and Ted?
00:14:06Oh, gosh. I am so sorry. I should not be burdening you with this. It's okay.
00:14:12Yeah. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna call your parents right now. Thank you, Molly. You are such a good listener.
00:14:21I don't know what I said.
00:14:25Oh, not the twins.
00:14:33Hey, not wild. What you doing?
00:14:37Looks stupid, whatever it is.
00:14:39Nicky, Chad, how's it going?
00:14:41I asked you a question.
00:14:43Actually, you didn't. But I'm making a trick or treat display for Halloween.
00:14:48Halloween, huh? I like Halloween. I like seeing little kids scream. We're making a haunted house. It's gonna be at our place.
00:14:57Oh. Neat.
00:14:59That's gonna be the scariest thing you've ever seen.
00:15:01I don't know. I've been to the Haunted Hayride or the Horror Hotel at...
00:15:05No way. Ours is gonna be scariest. It's gonna be in our garage. It'll be totally scary.
00:15:11Sure. Well, if you guys are involved, I know it'll be scary.
00:15:15Yeah.
00:15:21Oh, no. The twins.
00:15:23So, we'll need to borrow some of your stuff.
00:15:27Well, um... I can't...
00:15:31Uh, I'm kind of using it.
00:15:33Like my brother said, we're taking some of your stuff.
00:15:37I'll be a good little neighbor.
00:15:38Sheesh.
00:15:41Okay.
00:15:42Go ahead.
00:15:49Oh, thanks, Tiffany. I'll send Molly over to get the keys for me.
00:15:52Thanks again. Bye.
00:15:54What's up?
00:15:56Oh. The twins.
00:15:58Yeah.
00:16:00Chad makes it a point to borrow whatever book I'm reading.
00:16:02I don't even think he knows how to read.
00:16:05Ugh.
00:16:06I guess I better go rescue him.
00:16:09Don't think any less of me if I want to stay in here and check out your decor.
00:16:13No.
00:16:32Hi, guys.
00:16:36Oh, Miss Wild Wing. Looking beautiful as always.
00:16:40Thanks, Nikki. Uh, it's Wilder.
00:16:43Of course it is. Um, no, Adam was just letting us borrow his Halloween stuff for our haunted house.
00:16:48Was he?
00:16:49Was he?
00:16:50Yes, he was.
00:16:51Yeah.
00:16:53Well, you know what? I need to speak to Adam right now. So if you guys could come back later, say Monday would be good.
00:16:59Uh, Monday won't work. Uh, that's November already. But it's okay, Miss Wilder. We'll just take this box and go.
00:17:07Yeah, thanks, buddy.
00:17:08Yeah, see ya.
00:17:09Not Wild.
00:17:10Sorry, bud. We can go get some more Halloween decorations later.
00:17:18Nah, it's okay. Kind of figured they'd be by, so I kept all the cool stuff inside.
00:17:25That box they just took off? Full of moldy old newspapers from the garage.
00:17:29Oh, my gosh. So when life gives you twin lemons, you decide to make the lemons mad at you.
00:17:40I'm not sure you totally thought that through, kiddo, but I like your style.
00:17:59What's up, Mom?
00:18:00Oh, listen. Ted and I...
00:18:02Getting married.
00:18:03No.
00:18:04Oh.
00:18:05I mean, it could be the opposite.
00:18:07You're gonna kill him?
00:18:09I'm being serious, okay? I like Ted, but something you said earlier got me to thinking and, you know, I'm really not sure if our relationship is...
00:18:19Going anywhere?
00:18:21Yeah. And if that's the case, I'd rather find out now rather than later.
00:18:26And by now you mean in November, right? Not on Halloween. My favorite day of the year?
00:18:32Molly's folks have lent me their cabin this weekend, and I really want you to come with me.
00:18:38But... Halloween! Zombies, werewolves, vampires, clowns!
00:18:43Okay, okay. Look, I know it's a really big day for you, but I'll make it up to you, Adam.
00:18:47I mean, you are man enough to know that you have to, you know, take care of things like this right away.
00:18:53Ignoring them and hoping they go away never works.
00:18:57I want you to be happy, but... Can I stay here?
00:19:02Fine. I'll be there. For you.
00:19:06I will make it up to you, I promise! Thank you so much!
00:19:10All right, let's get to the season.
00:19:16All right, let's get to the season.
00:19:17All right, let's get to the season.
00:19:18You got to get to the season.
00:19:20zoned
00:19:25for the season.
00:20:26So, how are things?
00:20:39Did you know about this?
00:20:40About what?
00:20:41This sudden trip to your parents' cabin.
00:20:44Not really.
00:20:46You could have given me some warning.
00:20:48You're supposed to be my wingman.
00:20:50Your mom only just brought it up.
00:20:52Well, I didn't know why, exactly.
00:20:54It's all Ted's fault.
00:20:56I thought you liked Ted.
00:20:58I like going to Mr. Flyswatter's haunted garage and seeing what new creatures he's dreamed
00:21:03of this season.
00:21:04I like watching as many horror movies as I can on three separate screens while eating piles
00:21:09of candy pretending that it's human flesh.
00:21:11You're so weird.
00:21:13You know what they give out around this neighborhood?
00:21:15Whole candy bars.
00:21:16Not just those little ones.
00:21:17And you know what else I like?
00:21:19Halloween.
00:21:20Halloween!
00:21:22Now, I don't have to be able to do any of those things.
00:21:26You're helping your mom out, though.
00:21:28You're doing a good thing.
00:21:30Yippee.
00:21:30You're a good guy.
00:21:33That's why I like you.
00:21:35This stings.
00:21:37This weekend is going to be a giant suck fest up in the woods with trees and birds and emotional
00:21:43baggage and crying and all the other things I find gross about human beings.
00:21:48You want to go with me?
00:21:50Sure.
00:21:50Sounds swell.
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52Go pack your bags.
00:21:53Your parents have DVD player, widescreen TV, cable, you...
00:21:57No.
00:21:58Why?
00:21:59Why?
00:22:00Why?
00:22:01I'll find something to cheer you up.
00:22:03I promise.
00:22:03Why?
00:22:08I mean, trekking out to a neighbor's cabin for an overnight trip to discuss...
00:22:13the future.
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15I think we need to, Ted.
00:22:18I care about you, but...
00:22:21We need to have a conversation outside of our comfort zones.
00:22:26I'm not just outside my comfort zone, baby.
00:22:28I am outside my comfort zone.
00:22:32It's not a bad thing.
00:22:34You know, honesty is good.
00:22:37Anyway, I have wanted to have a weekend away with you for quite some time.
00:22:43And you wanted to leave tomorrow morning.
00:22:45First thing.
00:22:46Well, I have to pick up my car from the shop.
00:22:48I still got their rental.
00:22:49Mm-hmm.
00:22:50And I need to pick up some work from the office.
00:22:52I mean...
00:22:53Could we do this maybe next week?
00:22:57Tomorrow.
00:22:59Tomorrow.
00:22:59I do appreciate you taking a bull by the horns, but I just hope my horns do more than honk.
00:23:08Listen, if you have things to do in the morning, you can meet us up there.
00:23:11It's only about an hour, okay?
00:23:13I'll get you the directions, and we can have the cottage aired out, and I will have some
00:23:19iced tea brewing.
00:23:21That sounds pretty nice.
00:23:24Do they have a hammock there?
00:23:26Or a rope swing?
00:23:28They might.
00:23:31Cool.
00:23:32Okay.
00:23:33I'm going to get the directions for you.
00:23:35Okay.
00:23:38And we are going to have a great time.
00:23:41I knew it was too good to be true.
00:23:47Pfft.
00:23:49Nuts.
00:24:01What exactly is this supposed to do?
00:24:03Make you feel better.
00:24:04Oh, right.
00:24:06How?
00:24:10Well, if I'm reading this right, you're supposed to feel a sense of well-being.
00:24:14And the object of your stress will be transformed into a raging, flesh-ripping beast from the
00:24:21lower depths of Mordor.
00:24:22Isn't that Lord of the Rings?
00:24:24I'm paraphrasing.
00:24:26Wikipedia isn't so up-to-date on 13th century demons.
00:24:29I kind of feel bad about turning dead into a demon.
00:24:34You do know I can't actually bring forth demons with an old book.
00:24:38I'm just trying to cheer you up with some mumbo-jumbo.
00:24:41Yeah.
00:24:42I'm curious where you got all these candles and potions and stuff, though, if this is all
00:24:47just mumbo-jumbo.
00:24:49It's just interesting.
00:24:52It relaxes me.
00:24:54Told you.
00:24:55Okay.
00:24:57What now?
00:24:59Okay.
00:24:59We say these words.
00:25:01Ted.
00:25:01Klaatu.
00:25:05Burrata.
00:25:06Nickto.
00:25:07Ted.
00:25:09Klaatu.
00:25:10Veranda.
00:25:11Burrata.
00:25:12Brando.
00:25:13Burrata.
00:25:14Mariachi.
00:25:15Stop messing around.
00:25:17This is serious.
00:25:18I thought you said this was for fun.
00:25:21Okay.
00:25:22Fine.
00:25:23Ted.
00:25:25Klaatu.
00:25:25Burrata.
00:25:26Nickto.
00:25:27Necktie.
00:25:28Adam.
00:25:29Molly.
00:25:30Adam.
00:25:30Molly, what are you kids doing?
00:25:33Uh, nothing.
00:25:35An art project.
00:25:36Yeah, for science.
00:25:37Neato.
00:25:47Boy.
00:25:50I'm so tired all of a sudden.
00:25:52Adam.
00:25:54Can you tell your mum to send me directions?
00:25:57I have to lie down.
00:25:58Oh my god.
00:26:02We're so weird.
00:26:03You're weird.
00:26:04I'm totally cool.
00:26:10When did the candle go out?
00:26:13Dunno.
00:26:16That's weird.
00:26:20Whatever.
00:26:21I should get going.
00:26:23I'm glad I made you laugh.
00:26:24Me too.
00:26:25See you tomorrow.
00:26:26See you tomorrow.
00:26:38Oh, why am I so tired?
00:26:41I'm so tired.
00:26:56Oh.
00:26:56Oh.
00:27:00Oh.
00:27:00Hey, have you seen Ted?
00:27:23Yeah, he was tired and he said he was going home.
00:27:25He said to send the directions to his family.
00:27:27Oh, I thought I was going crazy for a second.
00:27:30No, no crazy here.
00:27:32You know what?
00:27:34Thank you for doing this for me this weekend.
00:27:37Well, I know nothing's going to stop you when you set your mind to something.
00:27:41Especially when it's important to you.
00:27:43Good night, Mom.
00:27:44Oh, good night, sweetie.
00:27:47Sleep well. See you bright and early.
00:27:56Oh, wow.
00:27:58I must have fallen asleep on the couch.
00:28:04I need a shower.
00:28:05God, I feel fuzzy.
00:28:08What time is it?
00:28:10Mmm, it's so comfy.
00:28:13Maybe I should just close my eyes again.
00:28:18Adam!
00:28:20Get down here! Adam!
00:28:22Linda! Oh, hi. Sorry I fell asleep on the couch. I don't know what happened.
00:28:31What's that? Why are you looking at me like that?
00:28:34I was going to ask you the same thing.
00:28:36I don't know where he came from.
00:28:38Linda, can you hear me?
00:28:41Well, he came from somewhere. How did he get in?
00:28:47Adam? Linda? Please, what's going on?
00:28:51What is wrong with me? Why can't you hear me?
00:28:54Well, a little guy got in here somehow.
00:28:57Maybe he knows you're a vet.
00:28:58I'm being serious.
00:29:02Well, I don't know. Seriously.
00:29:05So what are we going to do with the little guy?
00:29:08I don't know.
00:29:10I guess we're going to have to take him with us.
00:29:12I've got a carrier in the garage.
00:29:14Go get dressed.
00:29:16And you, little guy, are coming with me.
00:29:19What do you mean, little guy?
00:29:22What's going on?
00:29:23Please, talk to me.
00:29:25What the heck?
00:29:27How did you just pick me up?
00:29:28There's no way my dye is working this well.
00:29:31Please, talk to me.
00:29:33Tell me this is a dream.
00:29:35Please.
00:29:43I look terrible.
00:29:45Look at that.
00:29:46You look great, Linda.
00:29:47Look.
00:29:48Look.
00:29:49I'm a puppy?
00:29:50Oh!
00:29:52What?
00:29:53Please wake me up.
00:29:54Please wake me up.
00:29:56Now's the time I wake up, right?
00:29:58I'm going to wake up.
00:29:59Here I go.
00:30:00I'm going to wake up.
00:30:01I don't want to be a dog.
00:30:11Come in.
00:30:12A little light reading for the trip?
00:30:14Why not?
00:30:15You made you smile last night.
00:30:16Uh-huh.
00:30:17So, we have a little guest for the trip.
00:30:20How so?
00:30:22A stray puppy came by last night.
00:30:24That's weird.
00:30:25Maybe someone dropped him off because they know your mom's a vet.
00:30:28Maybe.
00:30:29I don't know.
00:30:31So, no chance your mom will delay the trip?
00:30:34Nope.
00:30:35When my mom sets her mind on something, she follows through hardcore.
00:30:38She finished five years of vet school in three.
00:30:41So, breaking up with Ted is on the top of her to-do list.
00:30:47If it was, she probably would have done that last night.
00:30:50I don't know.
00:30:51Ted's her first real boyfriend in a long time.
00:30:53I don't know what to expect.
00:30:54So, maybe the weekend won't be so bad.
00:30:57I did mention it's Halloween, right?
00:30:59I was hoping you might forget.
00:31:01Hey, guys.
00:31:02Come on downstairs.
00:31:03Get some donuts.
00:31:04Let's go.
00:31:05Great.
00:31:06Halloween donuts.
00:31:07Scary faces and orange sprinkles.
00:31:10Let's go, Sir Chuckles of Gloomytown.
00:31:32I like a shotgun.
00:31:33Good.
00:31:34I like sitting there.
00:31:35You're no fun.
00:31:36You two are no fun.
00:31:38But we're fun.
00:31:40So, we decided to come back for some more Halloween props because the box you gave us was filled with rotten newspapers.
00:31:46Whoops.
00:31:48Hey, nerdly.
00:31:49That's an old book.
00:31:50Kinda creepy.
00:31:51We'll take it.
00:31:52No, we have other stuff you can have.
00:31:54Better stuff.
00:31:55Good.
00:31:56We'll take it all.
00:31:57Oh, no.
00:31:58The twins.
00:31:59Yikes!
00:32:00We're leaving and we're on a schedule.
00:32:03No, no, no, no, sweetheart.
00:32:05Come on.
00:32:06Get in this door.
00:32:07Let's go, puppy.
00:32:08Yes.
00:32:09Good dog.
00:32:10Oh, hello, Miss Wild Mutt.
00:32:12Adam just promised us some Halloween props for tonight.
00:32:14Yeah, it's tonight, you know.
00:32:16I will have a very stern talk with my son about this.
00:32:19But in the meantime, we've gotta go.
00:32:21So, if you two would please not let the gate hit you in the butt on the way out.
00:32:27You tell him, Linda.
00:32:28Sorry we're late.
00:32:29I had to get this one to piddle before we left.
00:32:42And don't think that wasn't the most embarrassing experience of my life.
00:32:46Let's never talk about it again, okay?
00:32:48You're so cute!
00:32:50Well, I've never thought about it, but sure.
00:32:53I am pretty adorable.
00:32:55Yeah, there's a carrier if it's too wild.
00:32:59Seriously, what happened to me?
00:33:02I can't believe this at all.
00:33:04Hey, hey, hey!
00:33:05What's that smell?
00:33:06Oh, boy!
00:33:07Everything smells so good!
00:33:08Oh, God, I like it in the car.
00:33:11Yes, I do.
00:33:12Ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:33:13Something's making bacon and waffles.
00:33:14Oh, boy.
00:33:15Can I sweep my head off the window?
00:33:16Please, please.
00:33:17I love the car!
00:33:18I love the car!
00:33:19Ooh!
00:33:24This is going to be great.
00:33:25I'm so excited.
00:33:26I'm so excited.
00:33:27When are we going to get there?
00:33:29Oh, my gosh.
00:33:30You...
00:33:31He asked that.
00:33:32You're such a whiner.
00:33:33He asked that every three seconds, man.
00:33:34You watch it.
00:33:35You know what?
00:33:36Every three seconds.
00:33:37I'm supposed to be looking up, like, all this zombie stuff.
00:33:39But no, we're out in nature and...
00:33:41It's going to be so much fun.
00:33:43And did I...
00:33:44Let me say it again.
00:33:45Thank you so much for doing this with me.
00:33:48It's so important to me.
00:33:49You're sweeter.
00:33:50I'm so excited, Bill.
00:33:52I'm so excited.
00:33:53rejoice in the wooing.
00:33:55I'm so inspirational and wonderful.
00:34:03I loved ya.
00:34:06Bye.
00:34:08They asked him a good job.
00:34:09See, boi.
00:34:11We're chilling.
00:34:12Please, let me know you.
00:34:17We are not going to name him, but that's a very good question.
00:34:28If we were to keep him, which we are not, what would we call him?
00:34:33Okay, what would we call him?
00:34:36I don't know.
00:34:37Joe.
00:34:38Come here, Joe.
00:34:39No, Joe doesn't.
00:34:40Joe.
00:34:41George.
00:34:42Watson.
00:34:43I like Watson.
00:34:44Watson.
00:34:45I think we should call him chubby, though.
00:34:52Chubby.
00:34:53Hey.
00:34:54You're not chubby.
00:34:56You're not chubby puppy.
00:34:58You're not chubby puppy.
00:35:00You're not chubby puppy.
00:35:01Oh my gosh.
00:35:02Oh.
00:35:03You're so cute.
00:35:04You're so cute.
00:35:05You're so cute puppy.
00:35:06You're so cute puppy.
00:35:07You're so cute puppy.
00:35:08Mom, what are you doing?
00:35:14I think I should take the little guy for a walk.
00:35:19Unless you want to be responsible for accidents.
00:35:23Oh.
00:35:24Right.
00:35:25Uh.
00:35:26Accidents.
00:35:27Can I do it?
00:35:28He's been staring at me the whole trip.
00:35:31Sure, just don't go too far.
00:35:33We won't.
00:35:34I'm going to grab some water from the back.
00:35:37Great.
00:35:38How are you doing, kiddo?
00:35:52I'm doing alright.
00:35:53Well, I want to thank you again.
00:35:59I know this is the last thing you'd want to be doing on your favorite holiday of the year.
00:36:05Ah, like I said.
00:36:06I know it's important to you.
00:36:07And I want you to have a great guy in your life.
00:36:10A great guy after me, of course.
00:36:11Ooh.
00:36:12Yeah.
00:36:13Of course.
00:36:14And how do you feel about that?
00:36:15About what?
00:36:16About me having a guy after me, of course.
00:36:17Oh, yeah.
00:36:18Of course.
00:36:19And how do you feel about that?
00:36:20About what?
00:36:21About me having a guy in my life.
00:36:22I mean, not that it would be Ted, necessarily.
00:36:23But, you know, it's been a long time since your dad left.
00:36:28And you don't get to see him as often as you'd like.
00:36:32That's okay.
00:36:35Dad's complicated.
00:36:37I mean, you know, it's been a long time since your dad left.
00:36:42And you don't get to see him as often as you'd like.
00:36:46That's okay.
00:36:48Dad's complicated.
00:36:50And at the same time, he's really simple.
00:36:55That is an interesting take on him.
00:36:59But you, I mean, you sacrificed everything for me, for yourself, for your career.
00:37:05And Dad, Dad's still trying to find himself.
00:37:10I'm sorry about that.
00:37:12I really am.
00:37:14But, unfortunately, a leopard can't change his spots.
00:37:18I think a better expression is, a zombie cannot change his desire for human brains.
00:37:23You are my weird son.
00:37:28And you're my mom.
00:37:30And you deserve to be happy.
00:37:32Even if that means torturing your loving son on his favorite holiday.
00:37:36Mm-hmm.
00:37:37That is the guilt I was waiting for.
00:37:40You're a teenage boy, after all.
00:37:42Thanks.
00:37:43That's part of our handbook.
00:37:44Chapter 1.
00:37:45Guilt as a means of getting more gifts.
00:37:47So, obviously, this trip is going to cost me big time.
00:37:52Oh, no.
00:37:53I would never do that.
00:37:55Oh, no.
00:37:56No.
00:37:57Not you.
00:37:58Uh-uh.
00:37:59But it would probably make me less sadder if, I don't know, got a flat screen TV or game console
00:38:04of my choice.
00:38:06Duly noted.
00:38:08Here comes Molly.
00:38:09All right.
00:38:10So, time to get back on the road.
00:38:14Give me a hug, you sweet boy.
00:38:16Oh.
00:38:25Wow, it's beautiful.
00:38:27Very pretty.
00:38:28Yeah.
00:38:29It's pretty.
00:38:30I'll give it that.
00:38:31It's going to be awesome.
00:38:33I can't wait.
00:38:34We had so much fun.
00:38:35No zombies.
00:38:36No Halloween.
00:38:37No pumpkins.
00:38:38No anything.
00:38:39Don't be such a downer.
00:38:41There may be a pumpkin.
00:38:43There could be a zombie.
00:38:44A real one?
00:38:45But that's boring.
00:38:46Oh, come on.
00:38:47Who wants an actual pumpkin crawling out of the ground?
00:38:49I want a freaking jack-o-lantern.
00:38:51We can carve one.
00:38:52You may have time.
00:38:53If we have time.
00:38:54Jack-o-lantern.
00:38:55Did you bring this up?
00:38:56Didn't think so, because we're out in the middle of nowhere with a puppy that we're
00:39:00probably not even going to.
00:39:01You know what, Mom?
00:39:02You're lucky I love you.
00:39:03Oh, my goodness.
00:39:04I know.
00:39:05I am lucky.
00:39:06I'm the luckiest mom ever.
00:39:10See?
00:39:11It's lovely up here.
00:39:26Hey, come here.
00:39:27Get up here.
00:39:28You know how many jack-o-lanterns you passed?
00:39:29Two.
00:39:30That's not lovely.
00:39:31That's criminal.
00:39:32I know you're not very happy with me right now, but I love you anyway.
00:39:33Hey, why don't you and Molly go for a walk?
00:39:34I'm sure someone has an awesome Halloween display somewhere.
00:39:39A walk?
00:39:40A walk?
00:39:41A walk?
00:39:42A walk?
00:39:43A walk?
00:39:44A walk?
00:39:45Let's go cranky mickrums a lot.
00:39:46It's not that bad.
00:39:47Have fun, you two.
00:39:48And you, let's check you out while we wait for Ted.
00:39:49Oh, the painful irony of that statement.
00:39:50Seriously, look in my eyes.
00:39:51I'm Ted Gimbal.
00:39:52CPA, member of the Rotary Club and Upstanding Citizen.
00:39:58I really like you.
00:39:59I love you.
00:40:00How much are you?
00:40:01I love you.
00:40:02I love you.
00:40:03And you, let's check you out while we wait for Ted.
00:40:10Oh, the painful irony of that statement.
00:40:13Seriously, look in my eyes.
00:40:15I'm Ted Gimbal.
00:40:18of the Rotary Club, an upstanding citizen. I vote! I try to eat organic. I have a goldfish
00:40:24named Mr. Socks. I... Oh my word! That is the stuff! Yes! To the left, to the left. Oh ho ho!
00:40:34Belly rubs for the win. Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
00:40:48How's my nose? Because I think I smell great. By that I mean I smell lots of things.
00:40:56Little puppies smell pretty good. Well, I may be a little giddy, but it would suddenly
00:41:03be a different species. My ears are good too. I can hear things I never thought you could
00:41:09hear. You do know there's a rat in this cabin, right? And I think a raccoon lives under the
00:41:14sink. And don't think me unmanly or undoggedly, but I'm not messing with any raccoon. Wow!
00:41:21Look at this! A tail! Okay! That's pretty nifty. Although I'm not a very old wagger. I have
00:41:28to work on that. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, that's good too. Ooh, scratch there. Scratch there.
00:41:32A little harder. A little softer. A little softer. To the right. Ooh, ooh, ooh. That's
00:41:36the stuff. Yeah. There's only one good thing about this place.
00:41:41Only once? No Nikki and Chad! Ugh, twins. I've come to realize they're my lifelong
00:41:48arch enemies, you know? How so? We went through elementary school together, and they would
00:41:53take my lunch, they would throw my junk on the roof of the school, and generally make
00:41:56my life terrible. That's awful. I know, right? But then one day, this patient
00:42:01of my mom's gives us this great lease on this ridiculous house. It's a beautiful house.
00:42:06Well, sure, but it's plenty dumb too. I mean, it's big, it's wide, and let's face it, the decor
00:42:11inside, that's silly. Well, it's kinda true. Yeah. Well, I'm excited, because now I get
00:42:19to go to a new high school, and I don't have to be bullied by them anymore. But they live
00:42:24down the street from your new place. But they live down the street. They're not twins, you
00:42:31know. Well, they kinda don't look alike at all, so I figured that. I kind of named them
00:42:40the twins. You did? When I was little, I'd play in our yard. They'd come by and take my
00:42:45dolls and rip them apart and put them all back together again, all Frankenstein-like. That's
00:42:51mean, but kinda cool and creepy looking, I'm sure. Okay, it was mean. And I bet those
00:42:58dolls didn't deserve it either. No, they did not. Anyways, I was angry, so I blurted
00:43:03out they were the twins of evil. But they aren't twins. I think they're related. Or from
00:43:10this planet. You just might be right about that. Where are we going anyways? We'll see.
00:43:25You actually like it up here, don't you? I do. It's peaceful. It just has an energy.
00:43:32Oh, brother. There's more to life than movies and video games. Bite your tongue! Them's
00:43:39fighting words. Not bad. I mean, it should of course be larger, but it's got some nice
00:43:48touches. You know who lives here? I do. Molly, it's you! Oh, I thought you might be nearby.
00:43:55I'm so excited! Who's your friend? Rachel, this is my friend Adam. Hello, Adam. You seem dubious.
00:44:06No, ma'am. I was just admiring your decorations. I love Halloween. You did a good job.
00:44:12Thank you. It's such a wonderful time of the year in so many cultures. Why don't you guys
00:44:19sit down and I'll make you some lemonade and then you can tell me all about last night.
00:44:25Tell you about what? The spell you two cast. You tapped into some really major energy.
00:44:32And I'd be curious to see what became of it.
00:44:36I'll drop the ball.
00:44:51Fuck this!
00:44:56Aw, shhh!
00:45:00Oh, it's my toy.
00:45:10Let go of my toy.
00:45:13Oh, boy, I'll get it.
00:45:14I'll get it.
00:45:15Look at me.
00:45:16I'm fetching.
00:45:18I'm bored of fetching.
00:45:20What else you got?
00:45:22Oh, Linda, you're way funnier than I ever knew.
00:45:25And your smile.
00:45:26Gosh, I love that smile.
00:45:29I love you.
00:45:30Oh, that is the stuff.
00:45:48Yes.
00:45:56Hi, Ted.
00:45:58It's Linda.
00:45:59Um, we're at the cabin.
00:46:02There is a hammock out back.
00:46:05And I'm looking forward to seeing you.
00:46:08We have an extra traveler bunking with us.
00:46:10A really cute bulldog puppy who can't get enough ear rubs.
00:46:15But, um, you'll see him soon enough.
00:46:17I'm, uh, I don't mean to take up all your voicemail.
00:46:21Um, so, can't wait to see you when you get here.
00:46:26Okay.
00:46:27Bye.
00:46:28Molly, I'm glad to hear that your parents are doing well.
00:46:43They're such nice people.
00:46:45And you, young man, your mom sounds like quite a woman.
00:46:51She is.
00:46:52Thanks for the lemonade.
00:46:55Oh, it's my pleasure.
00:46:57You know, I so love having visitors.
00:46:59Especially ones with a little magic in them.
00:47:02So, tell me about the spell.
00:47:04Well, I found an old spell book.
00:47:06I'd like to see that.
00:47:07Do you have it with you?
00:47:09I'd like to see that.
00:47:10Do you have it with you?
00:47:13That's why you brought it.
00:47:17I'll bring it over later.
00:47:18And you did a spell from this book?
00:47:21No.
00:47:23Yes.
00:47:25I didn't think so.
00:47:27Well, it sounds like quite a busy night.
00:47:29I mean, we didn't do it right.
00:47:32Besides, we were just fooling around.
00:47:35Well, honey, you know as well as I do.
00:47:37There's no such thing as fooling around.
00:47:41There's energy all around us.
00:47:43And if you're keen to tap into it,
00:47:45it can do some wonderful, magical things.
00:47:49How do you mean?
00:47:50Well, it can soothe and heal.
00:47:53And it can also do destruction and harm
00:47:55and all kinds of things in between.
00:47:58Am I being vague enough for you?
00:48:00You know, Molly here is quite the wealth of information on these things.
00:48:05You might ask her about it someday.
00:48:08Yeah.
00:48:09I probably should.
00:48:11Just bring the book around later
00:48:13and we'll make sure that you didn't accidentally open up some portal to the netherworlds.
00:48:19The netherworlds?
00:48:21If you said an incantation wrong...
00:48:24What happens if you said the words wrong?
00:48:26I mean, I was just kidding.
00:48:28You can't kid about these things.
00:48:33One wrong word and...
00:48:36Oh, my!
00:48:38What?
00:48:39Oh, it's happening!
00:48:40What is it?
00:48:41Haven't you noticed?
00:48:42What?
00:48:42Your hands have turned into tentacles!
00:48:44You're so gullible.
00:48:53Oh, my gosh!
00:48:55I really...
00:48:55I had you going.
00:48:57You thought you were a squid for a while.
00:48:59Didn't you?
00:49:00Didn't you?
00:49:01Got to love Halloween.
00:49:03Who knew chewing on stuff could be so relaxing?
00:49:14I'm tired.
00:49:24Playing is hard work.
00:49:27Really takes it out of you.
00:49:31So tired.
00:49:33And it's so snuggly.
00:49:37Maybe if I just leave for a while.
00:49:51Rabbits.
00:49:53Rabbits.
00:49:54Rabbits.
00:50:03Oh, how'd you meet Rachel?
00:50:15She seems interesting.
00:50:17Oh, she is.
00:50:18In a lot of ways.
00:50:20My parents and I have been coming up here since I was a kid.
00:50:24One of the first times I went for a walk.
00:50:26Went too far and got a little lost.
00:50:29I can see that happening up here.
00:50:31I blame the trees.
00:50:34Anyways, I didn't know what I should do.
00:50:36And just when I thought I might cry...
00:50:38You got locked in an old ghost town jail by a weird old prospector.
00:50:42No.
00:50:42Saved by a mystical Indian boy?
00:50:43No, you watch way too much TV.
00:50:47You say that like it's a bad thing.
00:50:49Anyways, I don't know how, but Rachel just knew I was nearby and needed help.
00:50:54Sounds like some spooky medical stuff.
00:50:57That's ironic coming from the guy who has a zombie survival kit.
00:51:01Hey, that can happen, okay?
00:51:02That's science.
00:51:05Besides, you have to like somebody who made you think you turned into a squid.
00:51:10Well, I didn't actually...
00:51:12I didn't.
00:51:15Whatever, let's keep walking.
00:51:17You guys look chipper.
00:51:31Did you have a nice walk?
00:51:32It wasn't what I expected.
00:51:35I took him to a friend a few cabins over.
00:51:37She's a fan of Halloween.
00:51:39Well, that's nice.
00:51:40I'm glad someone's having fun.
00:51:42Why?
00:51:42What's wrong?
00:51:45Ted should have been here by now.
00:51:47He hasn't called.
00:51:48I can't reach him on his cell.
00:51:49I'm sure he'll be here soon.
00:51:51I mean, if he left later, I mean, Travis is just going to get worse.
00:51:54Yeah, that's true, I guess.
00:51:56I'm here.
00:51:57I'm right here.
00:51:58Somebody has to see that, right?
00:52:01The puppy sure picked up.
00:52:03The little guy had some fun, but seriously, I'd like to be me again.
00:52:08That's a little guy doing, by the way.
00:52:09He's healthy and he's cute.
00:52:12I'll give him that.
00:52:13I'd like a little more, please.
00:52:14He's like, like my legs back.
00:52:18So, Mom, any thoughts about us maybe finally getting a pet?
00:52:22I mean, come on.
00:52:22It's just too coincidental that he showed up like this.
00:52:25It is.
00:52:27No.
00:52:28No, I've told you before.
00:52:29We don't need a needy little guy underfoot.
00:52:32What we need is to save our money.
00:52:35So you can go to college and I can buy myself a little shack somewhere to call my own that I can retire in.
00:52:41You're too practical sometimes.
00:52:44Practical?
00:52:46Practical is what's kept me moving forward and kept a roof over our heads and shoes on your feet.
00:52:52You know, and I'm sorry if that's not enough for you.
00:52:57I'm sorry.
00:52:57No, it's okay.
00:53:02I should take a walk.
00:53:04Want company?
00:53:05No.
00:53:09And from bad to worse it goes.
00:53:12I'm going back to bed.
00:53:14You want to get some iced tea?
00:53:16I needed some iced tea.
00:53:18That'd be nice.
00:53:19I'm sorry.
00:53:32I shouldn't have lost my temper.
00:53:34I'm just so worried about Ted.
00:53:36I'm sure he'll show up.
00:53:38How can I get Luna's attention?
00:53:43I'm just not sure I know what I want from him.
00:53:46How do you mean?
00:53:48If you don't mind me asking.
00:53:50Oh, no, no, no.
00:53:51It's okay.
00:53:52You have become quite a smart young woman.
00:53:56Let's see.
00:53:57How do I put this?
00:54:00Have you ever wanted a boy to notice you in a romantic way?
00:54:07Yes.
00:54:08I think I know what that's like.
00:54:10Well, it's great when it happens, right?
00:54:12And if you're friends before, it's all the better.
00:54:15You know, and you can enjoy a lot of each other.
00:54:18I can see that.
00:54:19Okay, so there's a step after that, right?
00:54:22And it's a really big one.
00:54:23Where you acknowledge your hopes, your dreams, faults, fears.
00:54:31You know, they support you.
00:54:33You support them in growing and being better people.
00:54:38Am I making any sense?
00:54:40I think so.
00:54:41It's okay to want that, right?
00:54:42Of course.
00:54:43Because I feel like Ted is just okay with being friends.
00:54:49And that's lovely, don't get me wrong.
00:54:52I want more.
00:54:54And bless him, but I think men can be totally clueless sometimes.
00:55:00Well, you should tell him.
00:55:03Oh, right.
00:55:05That's what you're trying to do.
00:55:08Yeah.
00:55:10Oh, Linda.
00:55:11It's really difficult putting yourself out there, right?
00:55:18Because you might not get the answer that you want or the answer that you expect.
00:55:22But I think it's still really good to do it.
00:55:26Well, I hope.
00:55:30He seems to agree with you.
00:55:32If you're not going to keep him, what are you going to do with him?
00:55:35Yeah, I'll take him to the pound on Monday.
00:55:36A family will adopt him right away.
00:55:39The pound?
00:55:40Oh, no.
00:55:42That's no good.
00:55:43I have a family.
00:55:44I don't want a new family.
00:55:46And I don't like kibble either.
00:55:49I'm sorry, Mom.
00:55:50I didn't mean to be such a jerk.
00:55:53No, I'm sorry.
00:55:54Okay?
00:55:55I was really upset about Ted.
00:55:56Come here.
00:55:57And I shouldn't have taken it out on you.
00:55:59Oh.
00:55:59I was just telling Molly that being a proactive adult stinks sometimes.
00:56:07Yeah, well, I'm sure Ted will be here soon.
00:56:09And we should take that book to Rachel's before he does.
00:56:12Okay.
00:56:15We'll be back soon.
00:56:17I'm sure Ted will be here by then, and we can get some food.
00:56:20And later, some ghost stories around the fire.
00:56:22Yeah, that would be nice.
00:56:24Came up with a cool one on my walk.
00:56:26It's about a zombie chick that gets hungry, deep fries her own face, and eats it.
00:56:29Ugh, I retract my statement, okay?
00:56:32That's not nice.
00:56:33That's gross.
00:56:34Why does it have to be a chick?
00:56:36Because if it was a dude, it'd just be silly.
00:56:39You're so weird.
00:56:40Thanks.
00:56:42What can I do to prove I'm me?
00:56:46It has to be something I can do.
00:56:48Chipmunks!
00:56:48Okay, okay, not chipmunks.
00:56:50I need to focus.
00:56:52There has to be...
00:56:53Chipmunks!
00:56:54Man, I don't know why, but I hate chipmunks.
00:56:57How can I get Linda's attention?
00:57:01Maybe if I bite her fingers.
00:57:03Nah.
00:57:04Maybe if I lick her some more.
00:57:06Nah.
00:57:07Maybe if I chew on her clothes.
00:57:10Nah.
00:57:11Why is everything I do so cute?
00:57:22Is that the book?
00:57:23Yes.
00:57:24Have a speech.
00:57:27What did I do?
00:57:34This book is very old and contains some very powerful magic.
00:57:40Tell me exactly what spell did you do?
00:57:42What did I do?
00:57:52Oh, sweetie.
00:57:54You couldn't have known the power contained in this book.
00:57:57It should never have come to light.
00:58:00It's okay, Molly.
00:58:01It can't be that bad.
00:58:02It is.
00:58:04Well, can you help us fix it?
00:58:05No.
00:58:06Can you help us find someone who can fix it?
00:58:09There isn't time.
00:58:10Throw me a bone here.
00:58:11What do we do anyway?
00:58:13This spell is a spell of transfiguration.
00:58:16There's only a few practitioners who could even attempt to accomplish it.
00:58:21And that would take years of training and guidance.
00:58:25But the book, it had the power stored in it, didn't it?
00:58:29I knew something didn't feel right.
00:58:31Yeah, this never should have come to light, and certainly not without having this power
00:58:38drained of it first.
00:58:39And you had the misfortune of tampering with it on Halloween.
00:58:45What's so big about that?
00:58:47Every religion, every tribe regards this time of the year as sacred.
00:58:51The line between the living and those that have passed over is the thinnest now and easiest
00:58:59to cross over.
00:59:01So all these energies just added to the spell's errant power.
00:59:06So, if I had done the spell on St. Patty's Day, I'd have a pot of gold right now?
00:59:13No, that's a completely different spell with a completely different book.
00:59:18Super.
00:59:19So, what undead beast did we unleash?
00:59:23You didn't unleash anything.
00:59:25You, um, transformed someone.
00:59:28Who?
00:59:30Into what?
00:59:30Did you use the proper potions?
00:59:33Yes.
00:59:34Did you light a ceremonial candle?
00:59:37Yes.
00:59:38Did you say the correct words in the correct order?
00:59:42No.
00:59:47What exactly did you say?
00:59:49I said a bunch of different things.
00:59:51I was just goofing around.
00:59:53I told you not to do that.
00:59:55I know that now.
00:59:56Look, I need you guys to just calm down.
00:59:59We can fix this, but I have to know what you said.
01:00:04Klaatu.
01:00:05Burrata.
01:00:06I was missing around.
01:00:07I said a bunch of different words.
01:00:09But you said burrata?
01:00:11Yeah.
01:00:12And then what?
01:00:13Necktie.
01:00:15You didn't say nicto?
01:00:17No, I didn't.
01:00:19See, we couldn't have transformed anyone.
01:00:21Perhaps.
01:00:22As long as no one said nito.
01:00:24Wait, what?
01:00:26Nito.
01:00:28Nito.
01:00:28It's a term that bespeaks all manner of tricksterism.
01:00:34Didn't Ted say nito?
01:00:35Who's Ted?
01:00:37Is he the object of the spell?
01:00:39Yes.
01:00:41And he said nito.
01:00:43Nito!
01:00:43Nito!
01:00:43What?
01:00:44We actually turned Ted into something?
01:00:50What is he?
01:00:53You might want to ask Molly.
01:00:55I think she has an idea.
01:00:57What kind of awful mutant beast did we turn Ted into?
01:01:00The puppy.
01:01:05What?
01:01:07Think about it.
01:01:08He said the own trickster word for his own spell.
01:01:12And then Ted disappeared when the puppy showed up.
01:01:14It don't make sense.
01:01:15No.
01:01:17None of this makes sense.
01:01:19You're telling me that we turned my mom's boyfriend into a Halloween puppy.
01:01:22Oh, I'm so grounded.
01:01:24Now this puppy is with you?
01:01:26Yes.
01:01:27You need to take Ted back to where you did the spell and take the spell book with you.
01:01:32Do the same ritual, but say the words in reverse order.
01:01:36And he'll change back?
01:01:37He should, but you don't have any time to waste.
01:01:40Why?
01:01:41It's Halloween night.
01:01:43I can't be certain if you'll ever have the power to change him back again.
01:01:47And if that's the case, then he could be a puppy forever.
01:01:57And please, bring the spell book back to me.
01:02:00I have to put it away properly.
01:02:03I will.
01:02:03Oh, I'm so sorry, Rachel.
01:02:06I didn't know.
01:02:08Oh, sweetie.
01:02:09It wasn't your fault.
01:02:11Look, you know, we all make mistakes.
01:02:12It's how we take care of them that proves who we are.
01:02:16Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
01:02:18Okay.
01:02:20This is crazy.
01:02:22You're all just pulling me right.
01:02:23Yeah, this is a big trick to freak me out in front of my mom.
01:02:27All right.
01:02:28If you're some wisdom dispensing witch, prove it.
01:02:33Okay, let's go.
01:02:42Good luck.
01:02:43This is actually happening, right?
01:02:49I trust Rachel.
01:02:50And I believe her.
01:02:51Do you?
01:02:52Well, kinda.
01:02:53That's not what I want to hear, though.
01:02:55I thought this was just a good practical joke.
01:02:58I wish I could say it was.
01:02:59I don't have an overactive imagination or anything.
01:03:02And believe me, I usually think that the worst, most terrible things are gonna happen.
01:03:07And then things usually get really bad.
01:03:10Well, stop doing that.
01:03:13It's kinda my thing.
01:03:14I know, but look, Adam, I'm sure everything's gonna be just fine.
01:03:20How can you be so sure?
01:03:23Let's just get back to the cabin and see what we see.
01:03:27Where is he?
01:03:40On the couch.
01:03:43Ted?
01:03:44Is that you?
01:03:46He seems mad.
01:03:47Yeah, I'm mad, but it's me.
01:03:50You know it's me.
01:03:52Huzzah!
01:03:54Sorry about the dog prep.
01:03:55But please, just tell me you can turn me back.
01:03:59We're gonna try and turn you back, but we have to get you back home.
01:04:02What are we gonna tell your mother?
01:04:04The truth?
01:04:05Oh, yeah.
01:04:06Hi.
01:04:07I turned your boyfriend into a dog.
01:04:08No.
01:04:09We're gonna lie.
01:04:11A lot.
01:04:12Just follow my lead.
01:04:14Got it.
01:04:15Go get him, Adam.
01:04:19Hey, sorry.
01:04:20I was on the phone.
01:04:21I still have not heard from Ted.
01:04:23I'm really worried now, you guys.
01:04:25Well, no need to worry, but we have to get back home.
01:04:27Ted called me.
01:04:28He called you?
01:04:28Why?
01:04:29Because he couldn't get a hold of you.
01:04:32Also, his car broke.
01:04:33No.
01:04:34I thought he was picking his car up.
01:04:36Oh, right.
01:04:37But, um, it broke again.
01:04:39Like, the reactor spar snapped while he was driving,
01:04:43and then truck jackknifed,
01:04:44did a whole load of potatoes on the road.
01:04:46Real smashy-mashy.
01:04:47That doesn't make any sense.
01:04:49Oh, well, I guess not entirely.
01:04:52But, okay.
01:04:55What really happened is...
01:04:57The truth is,
01:04:59he wanted to do something really nice for you back home,
01:05:01but he got held up.
01:05:02Yeah, a big, huge accounting emergency for someone.
01:05:09He only just finished.
01:05:11He knows how important this weekend was to you and your relationship,
01:05:14and he apologizes for not making it on time.
01:05:18He wants to make it up to you.
01:05:19He said that?
01:05:21I had to read between the lines a little bit.
01:05:24He's a little shy about revealing his emotions.
01:05:27Oh, yeah.
01:05:28Yeah, that's true.
01:05:30Well, I mean, I guess we could head back home.
01:05:33We'd get a little haunted house time in.
01:05:36If that's okay with you guys.
01:05:39Only if it's all right with...
01:05:40Yes!
01:05:43Okay, so, let's hit the road.
01:05:46Yes!
01:05:47Great.
01:05:47Everything's going to be okay, isn't it?
01:05:55It always is in your horror movies, isn't it?
01:05:57Uh, not really.
01:05:59It, uh, usually turns out pretty bad, actually.
01:06:02Sorry.
01:06:03Bad example.
01:06:05Okay, look.
01:06:05We'll take the last part of the car ride
01:06:07and make a checklist of what I need,
01:06:10what we need to say,
01:06:11and what Rachel said.
01:06:12It's not that complicated.
01:06:14Nothing that's complicated usually starts out complicated.
01:06:17Unless it's complicated.
01:06:19No, I'm not making sense.
01:06:20Awesome.
01:06:23Don't worry, we can do this.
01:06:25Both of us.
01:06:27You're really good in a crisis, you know that?
01:06:29Thanks.
01:06:31I just hope I don't freak out.
01:06:32What?
01:06:33Nothing.
01:06:34Your mom's coming back.
01:06:36Let's make that list.
01:06:38What does he have?
01:06:39I want to know.
01:06:40I don't know, but I'm sure it's going to be great.
01:06:42I'm sure it'll be a great surprise.
01:06:44I don't know if I love surprises.
01:06:46Okay, I love surprises.
01:06:49I can't wait.
01:06:50Oh my gosh, it's going to be so fun.
01:06:52We'll definitely get a surprise for you.
01:06:53I'm sure it'll be a great one.
01:06:56Oh, look at him.
01:06:58So cute.
01:06:59He's a good boy.
01:07:00Yes, he is.
01:07:01What are you doing?
01:07:22Making a list of all the things I'll need for the...
01:07:24Costume you're going to wear tonight?
01:07:28Yeah.
01:07:29Actually, do you mind dropping me off at my house before you go home?
01:07:33I need to change before I come over and do innocent Halloween stuff.
01:07:38Yeah, of course.
01:07:39Not a problem.
01:07:40I can't wait to find out what the surprise Ted has for me is.
01:07:52Linda, one way or another, I'm going to surprise the heck out of you.
01:07:55I'm going to let the little guy do his business in the backyard.
01:08:16Okay, great.
01:08:17I'll get the rest of the best.
01:08:19And let me know as soon as you see Ted.
01:08:21Oh, don't worry.
01:08:22I will.
01:08:37Get you over here.
01:08:39That's it.
01:08:40No.
01:08:41Just wait here.
01:08:43Moy's going to be here soon with all her potions and stuff, and we're going to get you back.
01:08:47So if we don't, well, yeah.
01:08:50Just don't worry.
01:08:52Wait, what do you mean if you don't?
01:08:55You teenagers, you're in negativity.
01:09:04Perfect.
01:09:05We were just looking for you.
01:09:07Our haunted house is almost open.
01:09:09Just needed one more thing.
01:09:13No!
01:09:13Did you see the look on Molly's face when we took that book from her?
01:09:19It's just like when we took her dolls.
01:09:21Remember that?
01:09:22Probably.
01:09:23I'd have to check my journal for details.
01:09:26You ever wonder if it's worth it?
01:09:27What?
01:09:28Bullying smaller and dumber kids to see if we have any greater societal worth?
01:09:33It's fun.
01:09:34That's all I know.
01:09:36True, but have you ever thought that we're doing more harm than good?
01:09:39No, I like making people feel bad.
01:09:43Makes me feel good.
01:09:45I like that.
01:09:46Okay then.
01:09:48Well, now let's get the rest of this haunted house set up.
01:09:50Because I have a feeling we're going to be seeing Adam and Molly very soon, and I want
01:09:54to be ready.
01:09:54I want to scare them.
01:09:55Come on, Molly.
01:10:02Come on, Molly.
01:10:04Where are you?
01:10:05I'm going to be a dog forever, aren't I?
01:10:08Sad wolf.
01:10:12Hey.
01:10:14What happened?
01:10:15What's wrong?
01:10:16Where's the book?
01:10:17I'm sorry, Adam.
01:10:19They took it.
01:10:19Who?
01:10:20The twins.
01:10:22The twins.
01:10:23They said if we want it back, we have to go through their haunted house.
01:10:27We have to.
01:10:28But they're going to beat us up.
01:10:29Yeah, probably.
01:10:31Just wait here, Ted.
01:10:34Come on.
01:10:36My legs are four inches long.
01:10:39Where exactly am I going to?
01:10:40Vegas?
01:10:53Are you ready to go in?
01:10:56No.
01:10:58We have to, you know.
01:11:02I know.
01:11:12Give the book back, Nikki.
01:11:18Real scary, Nikki.
01:11:19Give the book back, please.
01:11:25You haven't even made it to the inn.
01:11:27Unless you're too scared.
01:11:33Are you okay?
01:11:34Yeah, I'm fine.
01:11:46Are you okay?
01:11:48I'll be fine.
01:11:49Let's just get the book and get out of here.
01:11:55What is that?
01:11:58It's just a plastic spider.
01:12:00I'm sorry.
01:12:01I'm sorry.
01:12:02Just get mad.
01:12:03It's a spell book.
01:12:28Woohoo!
01:12:30Now, where are you going so fast?
01:12:34Yeah, you're not done being in our haunted house yet.
01:12:36You're going to help us out before all the neighborhood kids get here.
01:12:38Just give us the book.
01:12:40Why?
01:12:41I thought you liked haunted houses.
01:12:43I like good haunted houses.
01:12:45Oh, listen to you, big boy.
01:12:49So here's what you're going to do.
01:12:50You're going to lay down on our altar and be our victim for the week.
01:12:53Yeah, and we're going to kill you over and over again all night
01:12:55and spray you with fake blood and guts and stuff.
01:12:58Then, maybe, we'll give you the book.
01:13:02Whoa.
01:13:05Oh, your girlfriend looks a little scared.
01:13:07Maybe you should go give her a hug.
01:13:10We're going to beat you up either way.
01:13:15Mom?
01:13:17Just following my lead.
01:13:22You two are going to give me back my book and let us out of here.
01:13:25Now, I'm not asking again.
01:13:29You better do what she says.
01:13:31You wouldn't like it when she's angry.
01:13:34Oh, please.
01:13:36Just do what we tell you.
01:13:44Ah!
01:13:45We're all going to die!
01:13:47Nikki, save me!
01:13:49And what exactly did you just do there?
01:14:06Nothing bad.
01:14:07Couldn't hurt anyone.
01:14:09Just cool.
01:14:10Didn't you think it was cool looking?
01:14:11Sure.
01:14:12So you're just interested in this witchy stuff, huh?
01:14:16Fine.
01:14:17It's a hobby.
01:14:19Pretty big one.
01:14:20Let's just go.
01:14:21All right.
01:14:30Good luck, kids.
01:14:33Okay.
01:14:34We have to say it backwards, the way we did the first time.
01:14:37No funny business.
01:14:38I'm all out of funny.
01:14:41Okay.
01:14:42Here we go.
01:14:44Nito.
01:14:45Nito.
01:14:46Burrata.
01:14:47Burrata.
01:14:48Klaatu.
01:14:49Klaatu.
01:14:50Ted.
01:14:51Ted.
01:14:53What's happening?
01:14:55I'm not sure.
01:15:04Puppy Ted is gone.
01:15:06Where is he?
01:15:07Aren't you supposed to know?
01:15:13Something happened.
01:15:15Right?
01:15:16Adam!
01:15:17Molly!
01:15:18It's my mother.
01:15:19What are we going to tell her?
01:15:21Sorry.
01:15:21That's totally your department.
01:15:23Adam, please.
01:15:24I need you.
01:15:25I need you.
01:15:31Where have you two been?
01:15:33Ted is not here.
01:15:34He hasn't called, and I want to know what's going on now.
01:15:37Um.
01:15:38Adam, I'm not kidding around.
01:15:40I want to know what's going on now.
01:15:43Molly and I, we...
01:15:45Linda, maybe I can help you out.
01:15:48Ted?
01:15:51Oh, wow.
01:15:53Hey.
01:15:55Oh, my gosh.
01:15:56I am so glad to see you.
01:15:58Oh, believe me.
01:15:59You have no idea how happy I am to be seen as me.
01:16:04Look, I know I owe you an explanation for what happened this weekend.
01:16:09But I don't know if I'll ever have a good enough one for everything that's happened.
01:16:12But I've done a lot of thinking about my life in the last day.
01:16:17And a lot of napping.
01:16:19What?
01:16:20Never mind.
01:16:21Linda, you deserve a man who will break out of his comfort zone and encourage you to do the same.
01:16:27And vice versa.
01:16:29Especially vice versa.
01:16:32Okay.
01:16:33When it comes to us, I value you more than you can ever know.
01:16:36But I've been so afraid to rock the boat, I didn't even notice it wasn't moving.
01:16:41Does that make any sense?
01:16:42Kind of.
01:16:44Look, there's a lot of things I've always dreamed about doing or seeing.
01:16:47But I've never told you because I know you're the kind of woman who would want me to go do them.
01:16:52Even if, well, especially if they were scary to me.
01:16:55So all I can do is hope you give me the chance to share these things with you because...
01:17:03Because I'm done just sitting around chewing on stuff.
01:17:06I would love that.
01:17:09Oh.
01:17:10Sounds like a first treat or treater.
01:17:11Wait.
01:17:11Do we have candy?
01:17:13We have some by the door.
01:17:14Excellent.
01:17:19Excellent.
01:17:23The twins?
01:17:24We were just returning the stuff to Laura.
01:17:27Yeah, please.
01:17:28If you see Adam, tell him we're sorry.
01:17:32Ah, Nikki, they're here!
01:17:34Run for your lap!
01:17:36Okay, I really want to know what the heck was going on today.
01:17:42But you know what?
01:17:43Not now.
01:17:44Does anyone know any good horror movies?
01:17:46Oh!
01:17:47Oh!
01:17:47Oh!
01:17:48Oh!
01:17:49Oh!
01:17:49That was a good movie, kiddo.
01:17:57Ted and I really liked it.
01:17:58Go figure.
01:18:00We're up for a double feature if you are.
01:18:03Definitely.
01:18:04I just need to go and grab something really quick.
01:18:06What's up?
01:18:13Why'd you come out here?
01:18:15I forgot something and now I remembered it.
01:18:18And I'm sure my mom's going to realize it any second now.
01:18:21What's that?
01:18:22Where's the puppy?
01:18:23Oh, right.
01:18:27Maybe we could just tell your mom the truth.
01:18:31Yeah, I guess that's not such a good idea.
01:18:35Maybe I could say I left him and took the dog and joined a traveling circus.
01:18:40Adam!
01:18:42Adam, where are you?
01:18:43Out here, Mom.
01:18:44I have to make a call.
01:18:48I can't find the puppy anywhere and Ted doesn't know where he is either.
01:18:52Well, there's a little puppy inside all of us, isn't there?
01:18:57Adam, I'm serious.
01:18:58He was sleeping in the back room and he's nowhere to be found.
01:19:03And there's a perfectly good reason for that.
01:19:05And it is?
01:19:08Uh...
01:19:08My friend Rachel came by and picked him up earlier.
01:19:12She's interested in adopting him.
01:19:15We just didn't want to say anything because you and Ted were having a moment.
01:19:19You know?
01:19:21We were kind of having a moment.
01:19:23There were lots of trick-or-treaters.
01:19:25It was a busy night.
01:19:26I just thought it'd be one nice thing to worry about.
01:19:28True.
01:19:30And I checked him out and he seems healthy,
01:19:32but I really would have liked to have logged it in with work and the animal shelter.
01:19:37Oh, God.
01:19:39Hang on.
01:19:41Hello?
01:19:42Oh, hi, Rachel.
01:19:48Yeah, he is a beautiful puppy, isn't he?
01:19:51But I...
01:19:53Oh, you had your vet check him out, too.
01:19:56But...
01:19:57Okay.
01:19:59You're going to get him to the animal shelter and make sure he doesn't belong to anybody.
01:20:04So, it sounds like you have absolutely everything under control.
01:20:09Yeah.
01:20:11Okay.
01:20:12We'll talk soon.
01:20:14Thanks.
01:20:14All right.
01:20:16Bye.
01:20:19This has been a very strange day.
01:20:22So, let's go watch another horror movie before it gets any stranger.
01:20:26Okay.
01:20:27Molly, I...
01:20:27Let's go.
01:20:33I heard your mom.
01:20:34I should get home.
01:20:46It's been quite a day.
01:20:49I'm tired for some reason.
01:20:50Adam, you should walk her home.
01:20:54It's Halloween night.
01:20:55It's scary out.
01:20:57Okay.
01:20:57All right.
01:20:57All right.
01:21:02Good night.
01:21:03Good night.
01:21:03See you, Molly.
01:21:04Happy Halloween.
01:21:06Hey, you.
01:21:07It's just...
01:21:08Oh, yeah.
01:21:09More.
01:21:10Higher.
01:21:11Higher.
01:21:11Oh, yeah.
01:21:12Oh, yeah.
01:21:12Oh, yeah.
01:21:13I'm going to do it.
01:21:14Oh, yeah.
01:21:15Oh, yeah.
01:21:15Oh, yeah.
01:21:16Oh, yeah.
01:21:16Oh, yeah.
01:21:16Oh, yeah.
01:21:23Well, looks like another boring Halloween.
01:21:27Maybe next year will be exciting.
01:21:29Nope.
01:21:30I'm hibernating next year.
01:21:32No more scary witchy stuff for me.
01:21:34Ever.
01:21:35Oh, come on.
01:21:36It was kind of fun.
01:21:37Okay.
01:21:39Maybe a little.
01:21:41Thanks.
01:21:42For what?
01:21:44For backing me up.
01:21:46Protecting me.
01:21:47Not running away.
01:21:49Anyone would have done the same.
01:21:51No.
01:21:52Not anyone.
01:21:54You.
01:21:56You know, I learned something tonight.
01:22:00What?
01:22:00Sometimes you have to go after what you want.
01:22:11So, does this mean you're my girlfriend?
01:22:14If better.
01:22:15Or I'll turn you into a frog.
01:22:17Oh.
01:22:18Will you?
01:22:19Or maybe a possum.
01:22:20How about a pelican?
01:22:22That way I can hold your boats in my beat.
01:22:23You're just kidding about the being able to turn me into a frog.
01:22:28Right?
01:22:29Maybe.
01:22:30Maybe.
01:22:30Or maybe a possum.
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