Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous was the mainstream hit... Loose Lifestyles (1988) was the adult film version!
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00:00This is 1988, but no one has huge hair.
00:04Even people who are known for having huge hair.
00:07I think it's because this is a take on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.
00:11So they're going for more glamour than glam.
00:15It's 1988's Loose Lifestyles.
00:23Squeaky Clean Adult Films.
00:25I'm Jason from Barefoot.
00:26It's Wednesday. I flip-flopped some stuff.
00:30The audience request is going on Friday.
00:33Three of the last four Fridays have been audience requests.
00:37So it's not like you're being left out.
00:39But the request, which is related to this movie, we flipped the days.
00:43Jacqueline Lorien's.
00:45Sorry that I've called you Jacqueline Lorienus for quite some time.
00:50She wrote this movie for John Stagliano.
00:52She has a bunch of credits that are acting-wise, but three behind the camera.
00:57One producing, two writings.
01:00The producer and the writing, Daddy Darling Daughters, for John Stagliano.
01:04And then her other writing is Loose Lifestyles.
01:07She's the star of this movie.
01:09In the last one, she was just behind the camera with a quick cameo.
01:13Remember she was a guest appearance by?
01:15Not in this one.
01:16Every single frame.
01:19John Stagliano's third time directing.
01:22He's still making movies today, 74 years old.
01:25He made White Trash, Black Splash, and Daddy Darling Daughters.
01:29On White Trash, do you remember I made a joke about he already has a 2025 credit?
01:35Well, today, I just counted him up.
01:37He has 70 credits in 2025.
01:42Custodial of Records.
01:44Still plugging away.
01:45Still working.
01:46Still in the industry.
01:47He directed one movie in 2024, one movie in 2023, one movie in 2021.
01:54In 2020, he directed two movies.
01:56So you can see as he's getting older, it's shrinking and shrinking.
01:59I wonder if we're going to get a 2025 Buttman movie.
02:03He's Buttman.
02:04Hey, Camp Stagliano.
02:05Anybody looking for a remote editor or a writer?
02:09Something I can antisocially do from right here?
02:13Hit me up.
02:13John Further made the music for this.
02:15You might recognize it from that jamming song.
02:20It's kind of race car jazz, but more R&B.
02:23I love it.
02:24You're going to hear it open and close this picture.
02:27And this has a lot of music in it because Billy Dee is a saxophone player in real life.
02:33I didn't know that.
02:33It's so obvious when someone fakes that they're playing an instrument in a movie.
02:37He's a pretty legit, pretty good saxophone player.
02:4187 minutes long.
02:4214 minutes is the clean cut.
02:45It's PG.
02:46We have a lot of girl crazy, boy crazy.
02:50A lot of arguments.
02:52A lot of arguments.
02:53This whole movie is filled with inner turmoil.
02:55I wonder if Jacqueline Lurians was working through some stuff.
03:00You'll also hear the word bitchy.
03:01You watch it, I'll...
03:03Oh!
03:04We just got a...
03:05We just got a frickin' donation.
03:07Two in two weeks.
03:09That's awesome.
03:10And it said, love your work.
03:13Jared, thank you.
03:14Literally, I got it like five minutes ago.
03:17I was putting the final touches on this script, but I got a screenshot of it because my phone,
03:22I had two phones in my hand actually cross-checking.
03:25And so I super appreciate that.
03:27But anyways, you watch the movie.
03:28We'll talk about the actors at the end.
03:44So I got it.
03:59I got it.
04:00I got it.
04:01I got this great girl.
04:02I found this girl.
04:03You know that series I want to do on the kids on the beach?
04:05All those wonderful Malibu kids that are so absolutely nuts.
04:08Would you, uh, could you have my pad over there, please?
04:10Oh, sweetie, sure.
04:11So listen, listen, I got this girl.
04:13I'm not going to shoot her on the beach, you know.
04:15I'm just going to shoot her at a pool.
04:16But it's still the same.
04:17It's a bikini and all that, right?
04:18Mm-hmm.
04:19But do you think I could do a whole series, an entire incredible whole series on the whole
04:21idea?
04:22You can do anything you put your heart to.
04:24You got a pen?
04:25Yes, of course.
04:26I got to get this down.
04:27But you know, sweetie, listen.
04:29Okay.
04:29I mean, I'm so excited about this idea.
04:31It's the best idea I've had yet, isn't it?
04:32It sounds like it's a great idea to me.
04:41That's not going to get it.
04:43This is really becoming frustrating.
04:44No, what if it doesn't work?
04:45Listen.
04:46If it doesn't work, it could be something else.
04:47It's not working.
04:48Like Hollywood Boulevard.
04:50Hollywood Boulevard has all these wonderful punk dot kids with all the spiked hair and
04:53everything.
04:53Or like, um, glamour guys.
04:56Those guys that are glamorous, you know?
04:58Mm-hmm.
04:58Or maybe even bikers.
05:00I was all...
05:01Don't you think that people have never used before?
05:03Yeah.
05:05Did you have some coffee or some speed or something?
05:07I mean, you were going on and on here, okay?
05:09I'm sorry.
05:09So you wasn't coffee?
05:11No.
05:11I need to get this done.
05:12I'm only...
05:12Okay, okay.
05:13Okay.
05:13I got you.
05:15Got you.
05:15Hey, hey, hey, stop it.
05:32Come on, honey.
05:32No, no, listen, listen, no.
05:33This is not fun and games here.
05:35This is really serious to me.
05:36This is my livelihood.
05:37I've been struggling with this all day.
05:39I just like to get it finished.
05:40No, you've been struggling with it all week.
05:42Okay, all week.
05:43I tell you, the first day I've been here all week,
05:45and you owe me some attention.
05:46Hey, listen, I'm starting not to like you right now very much.
05:49Can you get out of my face for a while, okay?
05:51Just let me finish this.
05:52That's all I ask.
05:52Just give me some time.
05:53Well, I'll tell you what.
05:55You can have all the time you want.
05:59Hey, make sure you get those tiles really good, okay?
06:01Because that chicken's been complaining about the full beans,
06:04full mud, or whatever.
06:05Make sure you get all that stuff off the top.
06:08All that stuff.
06:09Okay, got the message, all right?
06:11Okay.
06:11Don't bore you.
06:15Hey, John.
06:16You know what I said when I was walking home?
06:18Rich hiking?
06:19Yeah.
06:20One of the trains just picked me up,
06:22and she goes, you know,
06:23where do you live there?
06:24Like, she goes, it's fine.
06:25Come on, I'll take you for a ride.
06:38Hi.
06:39Hi.
06:40Hey, what are you doing out here in the middle of nowhere?
06:41He's hiking.
06:42I need to get a ride home.
06:44Hop in.
06:45I'll take you for a ride.
06:47Okay.
06:48Please do it.
06:53Ready?
06:54Yeah.
06:54Yeah.
06:54Yeah.
06:54Yeah.
07:10These American girls are pretty crazy, let me tell you.
07:13They're all like this?
07:14Yep.
07:15I like the flowers.
07:16Yeah, I do too.
07:17They're pretty.
07:18You want to stand by the flowers?
07:19Yeah.
07:19So this is, like, kind of new to you, right?
07:21Yeah.
07:22Yeah.
07:22Yeah.
07:22Yeah.
07:22I'm going to try something.
07:24I know this isn't really California, but it'll be cute.
07:27It's pitching.
07:28It's pitching.
07:29It's pitching.
07:30There you go.
07:31Look at the smile.
07:32They're cute.
07:33Okay.
07:34Let's see what it is.
07:35They're cute.
07:36They're cute.
07:37They're cute.
07:38They're cute.
07:39They'll fly the flowers.
07:40Can we loosen up a little bit here?
07:41Oh, man.
07:42They're hot.
07:43That's pretty.
07:44You want you both?
07:45I'm going to turn this way.
07:46That's good.
07:47So you like these flowers?
07:48Yeah.
07:49Yeah.
07:50I'm going to try something.
07:51I know this isn't really California, but it'll be cute.
07:53It's pitching.
07:54It's pitching.
07:55There you go.
07:56Look at the smile.
07:57They're cute.
07:58Okay.
07:59Do you know what it is?
08:00They're cute.
08:01I'll fly the flowers.
08:02Can we loosen up a little bit here?
08:03Oh, man.
08:04That's pretty.
08:05You want you both?
08:06California boys.
08:07It's beach boys.
08:08Oh, yeah.
08:09I love them.
08:10Why?
08:11What's this special?
08:12They're cute.
08:13They've got dark hands.
08:14Uh-huh.
08:15That's good.
08:16That's good.
08:17Okay.
08:18And you're going to put your hand there and pull that up.
08:20Just one hand.
08:21Like that.
08:22That's good.
08:23Well, maybe it's helping.
08:25I wish I'd shoot you on the beach sometime.
08:30Okay.
08:31You know what I think is really awesome?
08:33What?
08:34You guys came in the pool.
08:35They look so totally awesome, I swear.
08:38I swear.
08:39Oh, wow.
08:40Oh, wow.
08:41Oh, wow.
08:42Oh, wow.
08:43Oh, wow.
08:44Oh, wow.
08:45Oh, wow.
08:46Oh, wow.
08:47Oh, wow.
08:48Oh, wow.
08:49Oh, wow.
08:50Oh, wow.
08:51Oh, wow.
08:52Oh, wow.
08:53Oh, wow.
08:54Oh, wow.
08:55Oh, wow.
08:56Oh, wow.
08:57Oh, wow.
08:58Oh, wow.
08:59Oh, wow.
09:00Oh, wow.
09:01Oh, wow.
09:02Well, hello.
09:26Hi.
09:27How are you?
09:29Fine.
09:30Fine.
09:31You sure?
09:32Yeah.
09:35How's Creative Genius?
09:37It's coming right along.
09:41Hey, listen, I'm real sorry about the other day, okay?
09:44I've just been feeling on the edge and restless all the time.
09:48Yeah?
09:49What's been bothering you?
09:50I don't know.
09:51I've been working and I keep seeing things through my lens and...
09:55I just...
09:59I don't know.
10:00So what did you do today?
10:02I shot that girl.
10:04Did you wound her?
10:05No.
10:07It was nice, but you know, I think I'm going to concentrate on the males.
10:10I mean, the males of Malibu.
10:11I think they have more concept of the idea of the beach and the surfing and the way of life.
10:17I mean...
10:17Well, if you ask me, I think they're just all young and down.
10:21There you go.
10:22Yeah.
10:22Always joking.
10:23It's always a joke.
10:25Everything's a joke with you.
10:26That wasn't a joke.
10:28I was very serious about that.
10:29What are you doing with these guys?
10:30Nothing.
10:31Why are you accusing me?
10:33Why do you have to accuse me of things?
10:34No one's accused you of anything.
10:36All I did was ask you a question.
10:39What are you doing with these guys?
10:42I'm trying to do this project with no help from you.
10:47I don't want to fight with you, you know.
10:49I just came here to see you.
10:50Get out of here.
10:52Go, go, go.
10:53So, what kind of music do you listen to?
10:58I mean, what's the reason in music?
11:00Classical music.
11:01Oh, you're so full of it.
11:03You guys don't listen to classical.
11:04Seriously, classical music.
11:06Like what?
11:06You ever heard of the surf punks?
11:08What's so great about being a surfer boy?
11:12Turn around this side.
11:13You put your feet up there.
11:14The other day, I was walking down the beach.
11:18No one was on the beach.
11:20I met this girl.
11:21She was fine looking.
11:24Real fine.
11:38Mind if I sit down next to you?
11:40The beach is kind of crowded.
11:42Kind of crowded.
11:43That's a good line.
11:45No, go ahead.
11:46I don't mind.
11:51So, don't you think you're going to get burnt?
12:00Uh, I'm not too worried about it.
12:04I just sat down next to her, you know, and told her she was going to burn.
12:09Really, she had a nice tan, but she believed me.
12:12Burn how?
12:14For the sun.
12:14She burned later, though.
12:18So, anyway, I just rubbed some sunblock on her.
12:26You want to go to my place?
12:28I thought you'd never ask.
12:30I thought you were going to turn next to her.
12:34I don't know.
12:47Don't.
12:50Don't.
12:51I don't know.
12:53I don't know.
12:53What's that?
13:20Okay.
13:23Smile.
13:26Well, that's better.
13:29Smile.
13:30Stop, stop, stop.
13:33Don't look so coy.
13:34Do you think that's coming?
13:37Isn't it?
13:38No.
13:39No.
13:40Do something.
13:41Do something.
13:42What are we going to do?
13:43Hey.
13:44You look like a bitchy woman.
13:47What's your problem?
13:48You're a woman.
13:49I'm beginning to wonder.
13:51What is this?
13:56It's a pose.
13:58What?
13:59You just look.
14:00Why is this feminine?
14:01You think this is feminine?
14:02All this fluffy stuff.
14:03It's not.
14:04You bought this for me.
14:05Well, that was then.
14:06Can't you change your image?
14:07Can't you be strong or something?
14:08Look at you.
14:09I can't believe you.
14:10Today you're bitching and you're complaining about everything.
14:12You never do that to me.
14:13Never.
14:14Yeah, I'm sick of you.
14:15Why?
14:16What's an odd thing?
14:17You don't come on day.
14:18You don't come on time.
14:19You don't call me.
14:20You bring me this.
14:21What is this?
14:22You bought this for me.
14:23That's nice.
14:24Say, do you have fun with those guys?
14:25Do I have fun with those guys?
14:26Yeah.
14:27Yeah, I had fun.
14:28I had an interesting week.
14:29I wanted to stay but I couldn't.
14:30I had to go home.
14:31Well, I've really got to try to work this out.
14:33It's very important to me.
14:34I just don't know how.
14:35I wonder if those guys are still working today.
14:36I wish they were.
14:37I can't even concentrate on this.
14:38I can't even concentrate on this.
14:59I should have took your key, huh?
15:18Play something for me.
15:22Why?
15:23I missed your music.
15:29What would you like me to play?
15:34Anything?
15:35No.
15:36I love songs.
15:44Actually, play me what you've been writing.
15:46Yeah?
15:47Yeah.
15:48Yeah.
15:50Yeah.
15:59You really want to hear this, huh?
16:01I really want to hear it.
16:04I really missed you.
16:05I missed you.
16:06Yeah.
16:08Yeah.
16:09I missed you.
16:10I missed you.
16:11I missed you.
16:12I missed you.
16:13I missed you.
16:14I missed you.
16:15I missed you.
16:16I missed you.
16:17I missed you.
16:18I missed you.
16:19I missed you.
16:20I missed you.
16:21I missed you.
16:22I missed you.
16:23I missed you.
16:24I missed you.
16:25I missed you.
16:26I missed you.
16:27I missed you.
16:28I missed you.
16:29I missed you.
16:30I missed you.
16:31I missed you.
16:32I missed you.
16:33I missed you.
16:34I missed you.
16:35I missed you.
16:36I missed you.
17:07So what did you think of that?
17:27Didn't Jacqueline look different?
17:29I should, you know what?
17:30I should cut them all together.
17:32Each look that she's going for.
17:34And maybe that's a lifestyle of the rich and famous thing.
17:37I don't really remember that show.
17:38I kind of remember my mom watching it when I was like really little.
17:43A boat, that's all that comes to my mind.
17:45It was like the opening credits on a boat or something.
17:47But I have a feeling that might have something to do with that.
17:50Like showing different facets of, I don't know, fame and fortune.
17:57She did an excellent job.
17:58And boy, can she fight.
18:00If you are of age, check out this movie.
18:02The original cut.
18:04There's some good arguments.
18:06There's one scene that I might make a short about it on Instagram because we can be, you
18:11know, a little risque there.
18:13But she did a great job writing and acting.
18:15Fourth time on the show, acting wise.
18:18She was in classical romance and blue ice, daddy's darling daughters and this.
18:23And I talked about how her and Shannon McCulloch became like best friends on the set of blue
18:30ice, I talked about it, I interviewed Shannon McCulloch and I know she saw it and I know
18:34she liked it.
18:35And see, now I'm calling out Shannon McCulloch.
18:38Oh, shots fired.
18:40How come she wouldn't have just said Jason?
18:43Her name's not Lorainis.
18:45Maybe I just wanted to say Anus.
18:47Jacqueline Lorians.
18:48She's coming up on Friday as well.
18:51Because like I said, these are kind of linked.
18:53Well, not really.
18:54They both have Jacqueline.
18:55And I loved when she was interviewing Blake Palmer and she just hides behind a leaf.
19:01Quirky Girls, my favorite.
19:03Her husband was Billy Dee, saxophone playing Billy Dee.
19:07I like at the end when she, he comes home and she's sitting there by the fireplace with
19:11his sax and he goes, I should have took your key.
19:14Just so, a lot of adult acting you'll see, go bigger.
19:18And in this movie, Billy Dee went the other direction.
19:23And I think it worked big time.
19:25I also loved the joke, I've been in production for quite some time now, when he said, when
19:30she goes, oh no, I went, we, I met, she met with Stephanie Rage.
19:34I shot her.
19:35He goes, did you wound her?
19:3820th time.
19:39We don't have a 20 movie club, but this is Billy Dee's 20th time.
19:4519 was today.
19:4720 is also today.
19:48Billy Dee was in Virginia.
19:51It's polled.
19:52Six violations.
19:53We got two up front and I fixed them.
19:57I uploaded it.
19:57We got two more.
19:59And then I did that stupid, one of y'all, Zero Fire, commented on it.
20:04I did the, uh, just YouTube, replace the song, whatever.
20:08Like I didn't even do anything.
20:09I just hit a button and said, fine, do it.
20:12Slept all day.
20:13Woke up.
20:13And it was blocked in most countries, big fat red line with it, with two more claims.
20:21So two, two, two.
20:23Why couldn't that just all happen at once?
20:25I would have just fixed it.
20:26I think I have a new favorite and my old favorite.
20:29Stephanie Rage and Blondie B.
20:32I've been in love with Blondie B since I was a kid.
20:35She is from Wet n' Wild.
20:38So I think probably my stepdad was a fan of Blondie.
20:42She goes by Blondie and Blondie B.
20:44She was also in Love on the Borderline, which makes that her third time on the show, which
20:49is insane.
20:51Thankfully, you're going to see her in VHS September again and in October.
20:58Man, you should see the October slate.
21:02I can't show you because I want it to kind of be fun, but look how many are so far.
21:07So we'll get her up to four and five.
21:10Her husband, Tony Montana.
21:12It's so funny going through both their filmographies.
21:15Tony Montana wouldn't let Blondie B be with another man.
21:20And they say that's what hurt her career.
21:22I've already talked about this.
21:23I think I love on the Borderline.
21:25So anytime you see her, you see him.
21:27Not the other way around.
21:28I think it would have been funny if she, because she could do a girl, girl.
21:32I think it's funny if she goes, oh, if you're going to put this rule on me, I'm putting it
21:36on you too.
21:37But if you want, you can go do a boy, boy.
21:41Tony Montana's fifth time on the show.
21:43Second time playing a pool boy because he's the pool man in Wet n' Wild.
21:49Stephanie Rage, known for having a bunion that would like destroy Christy Canyon, Nina Hartley,
21:59like the bunion of all bunions.
22:02And she got short little hair.
22:04Everything's all.
22:05A lot of these people, Blondie B, I've seen her with like comic hair.
22:10But I think I like this Blondie B looking like just a girl driving a Camaro.
22:15She kind of looks like Miley Cyrus in this.
22:18But Stephanie Rage's second time on the show, she was in Days of Our Wives.
22:22That is also weird.
22:24Stephanie Rage two times.
22:25She even has a bunch of her own movies.
22:28City of Rage, Black Rage, Raging Weekend.
22:32You know, there's like a whole Stephanie Rage series.
22:34Second time on the show.
22:36I thought she did amazing.
22:37Also, second time on the show.
22:39And also from Days of Our Wives was John Wright.
22:43He was the second pool man.
22:46And I loved his part.
22:47Tony Montana can sometimes be such a thick accent.
22:51It's hard to tell.
22:52Not in this movie.
22:52But I've seen movies where I like, I can't even tell what he's saying.
22:55I like when he goes, are all American girls like this?
22:58And John Wright's answer is just,
23:00God, these American girls are pretty crazy.
23:02Let me tell you, they're all like this?
23:04Yep.
23:04Blake Palmer playing the cool surfer dude.
23:09Twelfth time on the show.
23:10I love Blake Palmer.
23:12Also a surfer in Daddy's Daughter Darlings.
23:15He's coming up in quite a few movies as well.
23:18Sunny Day.
23:19Talk about with the E on the end.
23:21That was the girl he picked up on the beach was Sunny Day.
23:24First time on the show.
23:26Only in 13 movies of her whole career.
23:28She was in Max Bedroom.
23:31Which was the competing Max Headroom spoof to Maxine.
23:36And then we have Alina Ferrari.
23:38Also first time on the show.
23:39Also not in too many movies.
23:41Two more than Sunny.
23:4315 movies total.
23:44And she was in, man, I would love to get this for, to add to our October.
23:51She was in a Friday the 13th, A Nude Beginning.
23:55So that was it.
23:56Malibu.
23:56I should have said that up front.
23:58This is the Malibu Rich and Lifestyle.
24:01What was it called?
24:03Lifestyles of the Rich and Malibu.
24:05All right.
24:07I am trying to get Virginia.
24:09That's being uploaded as I speak.
24:11Oh, yeah.
24:12It's VHS September too.
24:14Happy VHS September.
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24:36Don't even have to donate.
24:37That's just extra cool.
24:38What's cool is that you watch.
24:41And right now, in whatever YouTube's doing, you know that it's not to us.
24:46I don't know if I talked about this, but I cut it out.
24:48There is a huge thing happening in YouTube right now.
24:51A whole new way of algorithmically sorting and sharing.
24:57See, my ego.
24:58I thought that they were picking on us again.
25:01But for good reason.
25:03They've done it like five times.
25:05But I didn't realize that it's happening to like a lot of people.
25:09All right, thanks for watching and I'll see you on Friday.
25:12We're just jamming these out.
25:14I'm releasing like a short every day and four videos a week.
25:18Until I get a job, I am going to just flood YouTube with barefoot junk.
25:28Bare junk, actually, is what we call it.
25:30So I'll see you soon.
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