00:00i'm not even putting on my cobra outfit i'm doing this on my street clothes day 15 the new toxic
00:05avenger 2023 i think i don't know it took forever to come out which i think i'm kind of breaking
00:10the rules they said that for the early audience it has to be 2000 to 2009 so i broke the rules
00:17for this mediocre ass turd i knew the filmmaking was off right from the beginning a legendary
00:23pictures presents a legendary pictures production and that wasn't done as a joke just like the very
00:28end instead of making blair film this wasn't shot on film you should have put movie or picture
00:33lloyd kaufman deserves an award for his publicity tour of this middle of the road insult lloyd did
00:41an awesome job promoting it though his cameo at the end you knew it was coming but it was very
00:46appreciative such try hard gelatinous nothing in the first three minutes we got trauma toxi class
00:55in newcomb high poultry geist you couldn't be more try hard you know how many weird women i have
01:01hanging around that want to bang which is awesome if you want to bang them but do you know how shitty
01:07that is when you don't want to bang them this is the girl who wants to bang you and you don't want
01:13to bang them there were a few cool things we got to kill that vampire i laughed the baby the bad guy
01:21that revealed the baby head that was pretty cool and you know what's crazy one good kill one good
01:26shot just like last week the car kill was great and the dolly back and forth of him checking his
01:32insurance i would have kept it going that would have been a great sign like oh man this guy knows
01:36what he's doing they went in for a close-up i would have kept that baby a bunch of good actors with some
01:44pretty good performances hey i love the ice storm and the station agent and footloose the best actor
01:51was the indian doctor shouts out to homie i've heard so many people say it's awesome it sucks
01:59and i was honestly expecting one of those two i even told every i told like three people i was gonna
02:05watch this today and i'm gonna keep an open mind i should have closed that dumb ass because i wasn't
02:11expecting here here you want here or here i would have preferred the trendy let's make a birdemic and
02:22the room or a let's make an 80s throwback to vhs both highly unoriginal but both would have been better
02:30than this what a bummer oh this is gonna be fun for the green screen i should have put on my cobs shirt
02:35plus this entire movie it doesn't even look like a motion picture it looks like a screensaver do people
02:44still say sjw anymore i feel like this is an sjw movie without the sjw movie oh it's gonna be so cool
02:54it's gonna be an homage we got a dwarf isn't that rad but don't worry we only have a little bit of nudity
03:01and we cut their heads off it's okay guys it's okay guys we cut their heads off no free the nipple
03:08let's be insulting to the women and our audience and the women in our audience oh we're making this
03:14we're making this for the fans i feel like the original wait do you see what we're gonna do
03:19not not really nudity and digital stuff instead of practical it's gonna have equal inside jokes and
03:26nods homage it's homage well it is what it is i don't know
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