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All Celebrity Request March continues with a BANG BANG!! Amber Lynn joins us to talk about the wildest installment of the Jane Bond series: Jane Bond Meets Golden Rod! This was the number one VHS rental of the year... a Vidco release.
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00:00Are you ready for the second week of All Celebrity Request March with Amberlynn?
00:04Today's episode is 1987's Jane Bond meets Goldenrod.
00:14Welcome back to the show. I am Jason from Barefoot. This is Squeaky Clean Adult Films,
00:19and I already said this is the second week of All Celebrity Request March with Amberlynn.
00:25We're going to kind of do an experiment this time. Less this and more of that.
00:29So let's throw to it.
00:30So today we are here with the wonderful, beautiful Amberlynn for All Celebrity Request March.
00:38And your choice, your selection, was from 1987, Jane Bond meets Goldenrod.
00:46And it's a good one.
00:48That's right, Jason. Thank you for having me, by the way.
00:52First of all, I'm really honored to be here.
00:54I love your stuff. I love what you're doing with your stuff.
00:59And I'm glad to be a part of it.
01:01I thought the fans would really enjoy this one.
01:03This is a fan favorite. I know the fans really love this one.
01:08It was at the time, in the day it was made, it was a huge seller.
01:13And it still is a big request, even today.
01:16And people are still talking about it.
01:18So I thought, this is going to be a good one.
01:20Oh, I think you chose perfect.
01:22Perfect. I was so excited.
01:24All right, let's talk Jane Bond.
01:26But we're going to keep it spoiler free in the beginning.
01:28So let's keep this going.
01:29And you played Jane Bond twice.
01:31I played Jane Bond two times.
01:34As a matter of fact, I was the original Jane Bond.
01:40After that, they used other starlets.
01:42When this film was made, the James Bond movies were huge.
01:49So I was cultivating this kind of persona within the industry.
01:54And people would say, I want to see you do this.
01:57I want to see you do that.
01:59And they said, we got to do, you have to be a Bond girl.
02:03You have to be a Bond girl.
02:05And I was like, yeah, that would be really great.
02:08They go, you know what would be even better?
02:10Is if you were the female Bond.
02:13And I was like, yes, I'll do it.
02:18Awesome.
02:18Because nobody had ever done it.
02:21And I was always big on doing things that nobody had ever done.
02:25Always wanting to lead.
02:27I think my greatest wish the whole time I was in the industry was,
02:34I just wanted my chance to take the ball and run with it.
02:38You know?
02:39And I got that in this movie.
02:43She sure as hell did.
02:44Now this movie only has two crew credits.
02:47A director and a makeup artist.
02:49Alexis Vogel, super talented makeup artist.
02:53Her sixth time on the show.
02:54But then also we have Jack Remy.
02:55It's his fourth time in the director's chair.
02:58And he shot 22 movies.
03:00However, I think that's 23.
03:03Because Amber sets the record straight.
03:05The credits are always wrong on these things.
03:07Do you know if he was directing and shooting in Jane Bond?
03:11I remember seeing him behind the camera.
03:13I think he was doing both.
03:15There was no filmmaker like Jack Remy.
03:18You know, he shot some big stuff.
03:20And he was just the greatest guy to work with.
03:24And he was just in it to win it.
03:27You know what I mean?
03:28Like he would get right up in your face with the shot.
03:31And he'd be like, you did that great.
03:34That was great.
03:34And then he would challenge me.
03:36And he'd say, but I know you can do the character better.
03:41Embody the character.
03:42And I'd go, okay.
03:44And then boom.
03:45And I really, one of the things I think I noticed about this was watching the screener.
03:55I said, you know, I did a good job with that character.
03:58How cool is that?
04:00Okay, the screener is what I passed to each guest.
04:02So they've seen the clean cut before you have.
04:05Let's get into the movie.
04:06It was 78 minutes long.
04:08Clean cut is 11.
04:09And it's PG.
04:10It has Amberlynn.
04:11I brought this up during Miami Spice.
04:13She's just like too smoking hot.
04:17Take Miami Spice and double it for this.
04:20Plus, it's Jane Bond, which is James Bond.
04:23We got guns and espionage and spy stuff.
04:26And when we come back, guess who's in the 10 movie club?
04:29It's Amberlynn.
04:30I'll see you after the movie.
05:03And I'll see you after the movie.
05:05Nice to meet you after the movie.
05:05Bye.
05:06Bye.
05:07Bye.
05:10Bye.
05:11Bye.
05:14Bye.
05:15Bye.
05:16Bye.
05:17Bye.
05:18Bye.
05:19Bye.
05:20Bye.
05:23Oh, my God.
05:56We know this is one of Goldenrod's warehouses, Jane.
06:00But how did you find out about the stolen laser guns being stored here?
06:04Through an informant control.
06:05Isn't that the usual way?
06:07Not so usual in this case, Jane.
06:09Goldenrod's security is the best there is.
06:12He has some of the most vicious set of enforcers I've ever heard of.
06:16He rules by fear.
06:18And they've told me some stories.
06:22Come on now, Jane.
06:24Look, never mind that crap.
06:25When do you meet your snitch?
06:28See that shipping office over there?
06:32Her name's Velvet.
06:35But beware of her claws.
06:38I understand she's killed 12 men.
07:05Velvet.
07:06This is control.
07:08My boss.
07:09Yes. Jane tells me you know where the laser guns are hidden.
07:13That's correct.
07:14Well, then my next question should be obvious.
07:18What do you want out of this?
07:20Once I have the guns, I'm going to have to place you in a witness protection plan for the rest
07:24of your life.
07:25Goldenrod will know exactly who betrayed him.
07:30So what's your price?
07:31My price? Let's just say my price is satisfaction.
07:36Against Goldenrod?
07:37Against the man I worship.
07:39Hardly.
07:40My satisfaction comes from seeing you defeated Control.
07:44What's going on here?
07:48Jane, I thought you turned this bimbo.
07:50Oh, but it is I who has turned Control.
07:54I belong to Goldenrod now.
07:58You've done your part well, Jane Bond.
08:01You may go now. I'll take it from here.
08:05Where the hell's going?
08:12What the hell did you do to Jane?
08:14Some exotic drug?
08:17I know she can't be bought.
08:18Jane likes winners.
08:20And you're such a loser, Control.
08:23Don't move.
08:28Just stay right there. Hold still.
08:30How did you get to Jane?
08:32Simple hypnosis.
08:42You should have never left Velvet alone with your control.
08:44That oversexed bitch blew it.
08:46And now I've lost her and the laser guns.
08:49You can always steal more laser guns, Goldenrod.
08:53The main thing here is you still have Mei Wang.
08:56And her scientific knowledge is totally unlimited.
09:00She can produce weapons that'll make those laser guns look like baby toys.
09:07True.
09:08Still, she remains very stubborn.
09:10I plan to turn her over to Crunch for some attitude modification.
09:15In the meantime, what do you plan to do with Control?
09:19I've got a plan.
09:22I hope so.
09:24I will not tolerate, even from you, another failure.
09:28I'm going to go to him.
09:31I'm going to tell him the drugs you gave me wore off.
09:34And I escaped.
09:36And then, when he's relaxed and totally unsuspecting of me,
09:41I'm going to finish the job that Velvet should have done herself.
09:48Then proceed immediately.
09:50Thank God you got away, Jane.
09:54You sure you're all right?
09:57Certainly, come over right now.
09:58We have lots to talk about.
10:01Yes, that mind-control drug is incredible.
10:08Except Goldenrod used hypnosis.
10:26Your tradecraft is beginning to suck, Jane.
10:29That's what you get for going over to the other side.
10:32Just drop it.
10:35Now walk over to my desk.
10:42Sit down in my chair and put your hands in plain view.
10:51Look into the light, Jane.
10:56Just concentrate on the light.
11:01Now relax.
11:05Breathe deeply.
11:12You will forget everything you ever knew from the first time you met Goldenrod.
11:21Just concentrate on the light.
11:31I've lost May Wong.
11:34Been forced to flee the city to my island retreat.
11:37And two of my most trusted lieutenants have been captured by that nefarious bitch, Jane Bond.
11:43Fortunately, my sources tell me that control has been called back to Washington.
11:47That leaves just Bond to contend with.
11:51I've tripped her off to the location of this place, so I expect that she'll be showing up very soon.
11:56Only this time I'm using Donnie and Marie, who happen to be the most vicious killers in the Western Hemisphere.
12:09Oh, this is so nice of you to give me some of your time.
12:12I really can't wait to show you the latest innovations in our line of cosmetics.
12:17Are you sure your parents aren't here?
12:20No, just the two of us.
12:21And I'd just love to see what you have in that case.
12:25Even my brother would be interested.
12:28Yeah, it's fascinating, actually.
12:29I mean, a sales lady that makes house calls on the islands, it's got to be pretty motivated.
12:34Know what I mean?
12:36Yes.
12:37Yes, I would say I'm definitely motivated.
12:42Shall we go inside?
12:45Okay.
12:47Okay.
12:51Okay.
12:51Okay, now, what have we here?
12:59Oh.
13:00Oh.
13:01Bye, Jane Bond.
13:03The sharks on this island are in for a feast tonight.
13:07Oh, listen.
13:09Let's not be hasty, okay?
13:11I don't have a gun on me.
13:12Would you like to see?
13:14We're not interested, Jane.
13:15We hate sex.
13:17But love, death.
13:19The more painful, the better.
13:22Well, now, listen.
13:24We don't have to kill me now.
13:25As a matter of fact, we can sit back and I can amuse you for just a few minutes.
13:28Let's get this over with, Donnie.
13:30I'm getting bored.
13:32But it's always fun to be amused before a little death.
13:35Isn't that just kind of like a dessert?
13:36You two have a seat right down here.
13:38And I have something I just want to show you.
13:41You have guns in your hands and you can always kill me.
13:44Here we go.
13:45Now, just check out my little toy right here.
13:49Look into the light.
13:57Concentrate on the light.
14:00Now I want both of you to slowly drop your weapon.
14:09Good.
14:10Very good.
14:12Now, you hate murder.
14:20When I count to three and snap my fingers, you will begin doing what you've always wanted
14:27to do anyway.
14:42I don't know how you do it, Jane.
14:44Not a shot fired, yet Goldenrod and his entire group are in jail.
14:49Goldenrod was shot down by his own ego, chief.
14:55Listen.
14:56I'm real sorry about what happened at the warehouse and at the office here.
15:02Just the thought of Goldenrod having me under his power makes my skin crawl.
15:08I don't understand how Goldenrod got in that position to get so close to you, Jane.
15:15Well, actually, you see, there was this really gorgeous guy.
15:20He was an agent for Goldenrod.
15:22I didn't know it at the time, of course.
15:25I met him, and I couldn't wait to jump his bones.
15:30He had the nicest set of buns I have ever.
15:41Deliver it at the end of the day.
15:43You put it in the can.
15:45We used to always say that.
15:46You put it in the can.
15:47But Jane Bond was mine.
15:50I loved it.
15:51I loved it.
15:52And so do I.
15:53What did you think of that?
15:55Did you like it?
15:55Wasn't it good?
15:56Okay, we have a lot of cool people to talk about in this movie.
16:00But first.
16:01But when you're trying to do something that is zany and offbeat and kind of, you know,
16:11twisty, you know what I'm saying?
16:13Like she is where she's trying to hypnotize.
16:15And there's all these, like, weird little things.
16:18Right?
16:18And I come in in this space suit, you know.
16:21So that kind of stuff is harder to do because it's not quite comedy, but it is.
16:30And it's kind of, you've got to take it a little serious because those characters take
16:34themselves serious.
16:35It's ridiculous as they can sometimes be.
16:39And you have to be able to perform.
16:42And this is the era when people had to be able to act and deliver dialogue in order to be
16:49in films in adult.
16:51And I'm not saying they don't today, but I believe we made bigger movies then.
16:58Herschel Savage as Goldenrod, his 29th time in the show, just killing it.
17:05Viper, it's only her second time on the show.
17:07I mean, she was in Vice Academy.
17:09I own that special vinegar syndrome box set.
17:12She was in Black Taboo 2, which was made by Jack Remy and Patty Rhodes Lincoln, who are friends and
17:18who we talk about in this interview.
17:19You'll see it in the long one.
17:21Wait till you see how many topics didn't make the cut.
17:25I mean, you'll hear them in the full interview, but I mean, for this movie presentation.
17:29Crystal Lane, it's her ninth time on the show.
17:31Small part in the clean cut, almost in the 10 movie club.
17:35That's amazing.
17:36We love her.
17:36We just saw her as the lead female in Droid.
17:40Bianca, Don Fernando, that's my favorite.
17:43We're going to talk about that here in a second.
17:45Bianca's ninth time on the show.
17:47Don Fernando's 11th time on the show.
17:49Did we ever celebrate him?
17:51I'll look into it.
17:52And if not, we will.
17:54And also, I'm going to have to eat my words.
17:56Robert Bullock, we said that we were going to celebrate him in the 10 movie club last time.
18:01And now it's his 12th movie and we're going to bump him again.
18:04There's too much stuff.
18:05There's too much stuff.
18:06I love Robert Bullock.
18:08He was my second favorite thing about this movie.
18:11And I promise to God we will celebrate him next week.
18:14We can't do 10 movie clubs in the same movie.
18:16We've got a special one right now.
18:19This was a big one.
18:20Jane Bond was, she was a classic.
18:23And I'll always love that character.
18:25And I have to tell you, it was the biggest selling movie of the year.
18:32It just hit like a bomb went off.
18:36People love the character.
18:38They loved me in the character.
18:41It followed me for at least many years where people would go, Jane Bond.
18:47I would see people in Costco that would go, it's Jane Bond.
18:530069.
18:55And I would just turn and look and laugh.
18:57It was like, oh my God, it's Amber Lynn.
19:00Amber Lynn.
19:01Two right off the bat, both from Jack Ramsey.
19:04Beverly Hills Wives and this.
19:06We also have Miami Spice, Wild Things 2, Pleasure Maze, Ultimate Lover, Taboo 5, Dirty Dreams, Living Doll.
19:16And Friday the 13th, A Nude Beginning.
19:19Let's hear more about this movie.
19:20The legendary Bianca Seven is in the scene.
19:24And Don Fernando come in as Donnie, right?
19:28Yeah.
19:29Yeah.
19:30Donnie and Marie.
19:31They come in as Donnie and Marie.
19:32And she's a great actress, too.
19:37But they come in and then I have to talk them out of killing me.
19:42And you see it.
19:43I'm going back and forth.
19:45I've got dialogue going in two different directions and I'm trying to manipulate my way.
19:49It's a great scene.
19:51It really is.
19:52It's my favorite scene in the whole movie.
19:54You could cut that scene, all the nonny-nonny nonsense out of that, the good parts, I like to call
20:02it, the meat and potatoes out of this.
20:04And you could put it on any network TV channel and it would sell today.
20:11Look at the stuff you see on TV.
20:13It's my favorite scene in this movie.
20:15You totally talk them out of killing you.
20:18And you are such a salesman for your life.
20:21And I'm so manipulative about it.
20:24I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:25Yeah, you guys are going to kill me.
20:26You have your guns.
20:27Just hear me out.
20:28You can kill me at any time.
20:30You give them an answer.
20:31Just let me talk to you real quick.
20:33It's so good.
20:35I thought it was great.
20:36I thought it was great.
20:38Yeah.
20:39I hope the fans enjoy it as much as well.
20:42The pink dress scene is one of the best things ever.
20:45How she talks herself out of being murdered.
20:49It's just too good.
20:50I love that you're not only Amberlynn playing Jane Bond, but for the whole first half of
20:58the movie, and you don't know it for the first couple of scenes, you are hypnotized.
21:05So you're Amberlynn playing Jane Bond, playing the evil Jane Bond who's been hypnotized.
21:11And there's little indicators like Robert Bullock is like, wait, that doesn't seem right.
21:16And then halfway through, you realize, oh, you're hypnotized.
21:22You're working for the bad guy.
21:23Okay, we are going to talk about so many things in the full interview.
21:29Robert Sturman, Grant Vidko, Buck Adams, her brother, who's already in the 10 Ruby Club,
21:36Jim Broen, Patty Rhodes Lincoln, way more Alexis Vogel, way more Jack Remy, the difference of
21:43then and now, the transformation from film to video, so many topics.
21:48Here's some more.
21:50Viper.
21:51Viper did an excellent job in that scene.
21:54She was so good.
21:55And that's when, that's the reveal.
21:57That's when you realize that you are hypnotized.
22:01You're bad, Jane Bond.
22:02When you and Viper pulled the guns out on Robert Bullock.
22:06And you're like, and that's when the audience goes, oh, she's right now, she's bad.
22:11And I felt that I did a pretty good job, you know, really, you know, they really wanted me to
22:19sell that right there, that I was somebody different.
22:24They wanted to see the different, the duplicitous personality change, you know, that I didn't just show up as Jane
22:32Bond.
22:32And then I was like, oh, I'm hypnotized now.
22:34They wanted to see how it affected me and made me evil.
22:40Yeah, yeah.
22:41Oh, you can tell.
22:42Well, Jane Bond.
22:44You nailed it.
22:45You did such a good job because you can, on your second viewing, you can, as an audience member, you'll
22:53go, oh, look what she's doing.
22:55Oh, it's, you can see the differences in good Jane, bad Jane.
23:00So you did a really good job.
23:02I appreciate that.
23:04I'm really honored.
23:05I was honored to be part of this project.
23:07I loved it.
23:08And I thought Jane Bond was another one that got robbed in award season.
23:14I know.
23:15That should have absolutely been best picture.
23:18That should have absolutely taken a best actress nod.
23:22There was no way that character owned it.
23:26And it was completely different than anything that was going on at that time.
23:31For it to come, her, she was just a ball busting door kick open.
23:36And there's a couple of characters that are missing.
23:38One of them is Peter North, who is in the scene, right?
23:43With the hot oil.
23:45Yep.
23:46Peter North and Tiffany Storm didn't make the clean cut.
23:50But we can see this as what we're doing today.
23:54Your choice of all celebrity request march is it got robbed of the awards in 88.
24:02But we are today celebrating it now.
24:07Awesome.
24:08Okay.
24:09But I promise you, you're not going to want to miss the full interview.
24:13And wait till you see how this ended.
24:16I said, we have one minute left.
24:18And she just took over and she nailed it.
24:21And the Zoom call ended on independent.
24:26Oh, wow.
24:27That's weird timing.
24:28We have less than a minute.
24:29We have less than 60 seconds.
24:31We do?
24:32I can't believe I would buy that fast.
24:34That was the whole, that was the 40 minutes.
24:37And all of our fans, right?
24:39Yeah.
24:40Well, thank you so much for doing this.
24:42This will come out next Sunday.
24:44And if you like this, I will do this anytime you want.
24:48That sounds great.
24:49I will take you up on that invitation.
24:51Just want to say to all the fans out there, it is my honor and privilege to perform for you.
24:56I love you.
24:58Don't you ever forget it.
24:59And look for me on barefoot and independent.
25:04On that T, she got it right out.
25:07Cut.
25:08That's not my editing.
25:09Zoom turned off right when she nailed it.
25:12Super professional.
25:15Amazing.
25:16Thank you, Amberlynn, for sitting down with me.
25:18And we might be doing this again.
25:20We needed way more than 40 minutes.
25:23And I had a blast.
25:24And it was an honor.
25:26I can't wait for you to see next week.
25:27The names kind of rhyme.
25:29Do they?
25:29Not really.
25:30Kind of.
25:30I'm excited.
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25:43I hope you all have a good week.
25:45I'm going to make a bunch of shorts out of this, too.
25:47This is going to be a well of fun.
25:52See ya.
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