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Borderland 4 sucks, Borderlands 4 is garbage. Don't buy borderlands 4, you're not a real gamer if you do.
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00:00Borderlands 4 is a game you would have to be borderline brain-dead to actually enjoy.
00:07I mean, the Borderlands series has always been complete trash.
00:10It's a boring, repetitive loot simulator that only losers and fake gamers actually enjoy.
00:15But it's just so shocking to me how in 2025, the worst games you can think of are getting sequels.
00:22I mean, games that have just been dead and buried for years that are just being resurrected for some reason
00:29because the game industry is so creatively bankrupt, they need anything to try to drive it forward.
00:35And this is not how you drive gaming forward.
00:39Not by re-releasing some boring, repetitive loot goblin game that only losers that sit around in their stinking basements,
00:48that sit around just wallowing in their filth like pigs, that have not seen the sunlight in weeks,
00:57have not showered, bathed, they're just, you filigate the damn house because the stench is making the whole neighborhood puke, gag.
01:09It's wild, man.
01:11That is the only people that play Borderlands.
01:15That's the only people permeating just their stench everywhere.
01:20Who asked for this?
01:23Seriously, who asked for this?
01:26It is so shocking how these bad games just keep popping up like weeds.
01:31You pluck them, pluck them, pluck them, get these trash games out of here.
01:33Oh, great.
01:34Another one has already popped up.
01:35I mean, what is this?
01:37The gaming industry is so desperate.
01:39I mean, they are just throwing anything at the wall and hoping it sticks.
01:43I mean, is this what desperation feels like?
01:47This is just a desperation game.
01:51This game screams, please play me.
01:53Please, I'll do anything.
01:55No way in the big 2025, almost in the big 2026, are people still playing Borderlands games.
02:06This game is going to flop even harder than the other Borderlands games.
02:12And honestly, maybe that's what's needed.
02:14Maybe that's what it needs.
02:15Maybe that will be the wake-up call, the kick in the rump, they say.
02:20That will finally take this game, this franchise, out back, load up that shotgun and put it out of its misery.
02:26Boom!
02:27Tears start falling, weeping, but it had to be done.
02:31Listen, shooters are for the lowest caliber of gamer.
02:36Fact, not an opinion.
02:37The frauds and casuals, the casuals and frauds that need explosions and mindless action to be satisfied.
02:46They could never sit down and play an actual compelling game like me.
02:49Oh, no.
02:49They don't have the mental capacity.
02:52The mental capacity to actually have that happen.
02:57See, I can play games, deep, well-written games, great gameplay.
03:01These people, oh, come on, there hasn't been an explosion in 10 minutes, man.
03:05I mean, come on, just forget all this dialogue and story.
03:10Where are my explosions?
03:12Where are my gunshots?
03:14I don't hear any explosions and gunshots.
03:16There's no doodling in the game.
03:18The game's stuck.
03:20That's what they think.
03:22And that could, once again, never be me.
03:25Could never, will never be me.
03:28Just think about this for a second.
03:30Just think about it.
03:30Just ponder.
03:33A game that's been in development for how long?
03:36It comes out and debuts at a pathetic 84 on Metacritic after years of development.
03:45I'm sorry, but that's a failure.
03:47I'm sorry, but that's DOA.
03:49It's over.
03:49It's done.
03:51As a gamer, you should strive for more.
03:54You should play games that at least make it past that.
03:58And this is an established series.
04:00This isn't like a game that's coming out randomly and maybe it stumbles a little bit for the first entry and then the next entry is just going to be like, wow, take everything to the next level.
04:12Because there's games where it's like, okay, the first one, but then they capitalize off that and the second one is just better than ever before.
04:19We're on the fourth entry and this is the lowest rated Borderlands ever.
04:26I mean, just let that sink in.
04:28And it's not like the other ones are good either, but it's like, you would think they would have learned a thing or two by now.
04:36And they didn't.
04:38But you guys don't care.
04:40You don't.
04:41You'll play anything as long as other people are playing it, as long as other people are talking about it.
04:46I mean, this game is dead on arrival and deep down you know that.
04:50You know it.
04:51You might come to this video angry, upset, calling me a rage baiter, calling me names, a loser, basement dweller, a fraud.
05:02And that's fine because, first of all, words do nothing to me.
05:06I don't care about what you losers online have to say.
05:08But secondly, I know you're hurting.
05:11I know deep down you're hurting.
05:12You're going through something and you don't know how to express anything other than hate at this point.
05:20Because what you really do is hate yourself.
05:25You hate yourself right now for being excited for a trash game, for buying a trash game.
05:32I know it stings.
05:33Come on.
05:34Let me.
05:34Come on.
05:34Give me a hug.
05:36Give me a hug.
05:36Embrace me.
05:40Stop it.
05:40No, no.
05:41Stop fighting me.
05:42Embrace me.
05:44Embrace me.
05:45It's okay.
05:46It's going to be okay.
05:49I understand.
05:50We've all been there where we let anger guide us.
05:54We let anger move us.
05:58But the only way to counteract anger is with love.
06:03And you might see this as me being angry.
06:09But no, I see this as tough love.
06:10You need to wake up and realize playing bad games like this does not help you in the long run.
06:16It doesn't.
06:17Playing bad games like this does nothing for you.
06:21And you're going to one day wake up and realize I wasted 10 years of my life or whatever it is playing bad games and now it's too late.
06:30Now, the step to the road to recovery is a long one.
06:37Instead of changing now, choosing to change now.
06:43And that road getting shorter.
06:47Help is here, man.
06:49And you people need help.
06:52You really do.
06:53And I'm trying to do that with these videos.
06:56I'm trying to make videos to wake people up.
06:58And I've succeeded, you know.
07:00They always say you're not going to save everybody.
07:02So I still have people come into my videos angry at me.
07:05I still have people come into my videos wishing harm upon me.
07:08But that is the life of a higher level thinker.
07:12I've never let it stop me.
07:13I've never let it push me off my purpose.
07:17You know, I stay on the path that I was chosen to be on.
07:23And that is to save people from bad games, save people from bad anime, manga, and stuff like that.
07:29And again, it's been tough.
07:31It's definitely been tough.
07:33I've, you know, I've gone through it.
07:36Let's just say that.
07:37But not once have I ever said this is not for me.
07:41Not once have I ever said that this is not what I'm meant to be doing.
07:45Because I know there's a bigger picture.
07:47There's a bigger part for me to play.
07:49So I hope that this video was able to help you.
07:53I hope that you can leave this video a better person.
07:57A person that is elevated to higher levels than previously established.
08:01I hope that third eye has been opened.
08:03Because trust me, I'm doing this for you.
08:06I'm trying to get you guys off these bad games, man.
08:09But if you still want to play these bad games, then, you know, you're only hurting yourself at the end of the day.
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