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In Episode 5 of Dandadan, the showdown with Turbo Granny hits its peak! Okarun, now cursed with strange powers, faces off against the terrifying spirit while Momo Ayase fights to protect him.
This episode mixes intense action, supernatural horror, and laugh-out-loud comedy, showing just how unpredictable and exciting Dandadan has become.
🔥 The battle lines are drawn — and the consequences will change Okarun and Momo forever.
This episode mixes intense action, supernatural horror, and laugh-out-loud comedy, showing just how unpredictable and exciting Dandadan has become.
🔥 The battle lines are drawn — and the consequences will change Okarun and Momo forever.
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00:00To be continued...
00:30Is she waiting for me?
00:47I mean, we've been through a lot together, so...
00:51No, I bet she's waiting for someone else.
00:53I'll just... stay out of your way.
01:10You're late. Come on.
01:12Oh...
01:14Ah...
01:15Ah...
01:16Ah...
01:18Ah...
01:26Ah...
01:27I'll never get you.
01:29I'll never win.
01:30I won't beat this guy.
01:31I won't play this guy.
01:33I won't play this guy.
01:34I won't play this guy.
01:36game over that place.
01:37I'll leave you alone.
01:38I'll be the winner.
01:39I'll be the winner.
01:41I won't play this guy.
01:43Since I'm four,
01:44I'm 4 hours in 4 minutes.
01:45I'm 4 hours in 4 minutes.
01:47I'm going to win.
01:48You're a turn-on for the job.
01:49I'm lapping.
01:51I'm out of shade.
01:54I'm hungry.
01:55I'm not hungry.
01:57猫と膀胱がうまく噛み合ったら 痛みが重なったら
02:01心 体 頭 みなぎてゆく何だか 背中に今花が生えたならば
02:07暗闇かのさらば 飛び立ってゆくからだ
02:11心 体 頭 懐かしい温かさ 足元には花が咲いたならば
02:18暗闇かのさらば 飛び立ってゆくからだ
02:23何度だって生きるおまいや決めの中
02:27まったのらやみびの中
02:30胸の奥にいすいついてるメロディー
02:34リズムに
02:47On the right, the alien said there were no girls on their planet just dudes
02:51oh wow i don't know how long it took them to travel here but i bet their ship smelled like
02:57a locker room by the time they landed i wonder what kind of food aliens like those eat what do
03:02you think huh oh i i guess uh well here's the class see you later um yeah later
03:15get out of my way you moron enjoying the view down there you perv get lost
03:35not a problem no matter how horrible the other kids are to me i can forgive them
03:49because now finally i found myself an amazing friend
03:55i can forgive them
04:14it ain't working she's zoned out i don't know what her deal is she hasn't returned any of my texts
04:20she says she lost her phone she bailed on school yesterday yo maybe she hooked up with her
04:26dirtbag ex friggin a maybe he dumped her again and she freaked him or curse out and that's why
04:31she's a zombie that tracks oh she's losing it she's thinking about the good times and it's making her
04:46i want to talk about aliens
04:51i want to talk to miss isa about ghosts and she totally wanted to talk to me too but i was so
04:58nervous i couldn't she must think i'm a jerk i want to talk to okaroon i want to find out what he
05:05thinks aliens eat and if they poop or wear underwear how could you be such a dumb dummy ken i want to talk
05:13to okaroon i have to fix it between us or she'll hate me forever i want to talk to him i gotta talk to him
05:30i want to talk to him
05:47the who what are you deaf okaroon do you know
06:00his real name dude i ain't telling you his real name he wears round glasses and digs the occult is
06:06there a kid like that in our class who's lunch so he's probably in the caf
06:09um excuse me is there a miss i see here what i can barely hear you i'll try the cafeteria
06:18karoon wouldn't be in the caf it's a zoo i'll try the school store the store well if she's not in
06:24the cafeteria i'll check there she's not here i'll try the school store guess i'll try the cafeteria
06:39not here either
06:54she's avoiding me after this morning she must have decided i was boring and probably thinks i'm a
06:59pest too jeez our lunch break is almost over where the hell is he hiding
07:05i hate my life he did seem kind of mopey this morning maybe he thinks i'm pushy i kind of am
07:18i should have asked him what was wrong instead of blabbing away like a dork
07:23she's super popular what does she need a friend like me for maybe i'm just a backup friend
07:30maybe he doesn't want to hang out with me maybe i don't even count as a backup friend
07:50i feel like such a butthole what was i thinking why do i have to be such a wimp
08:07man why am i always like this i'm sorry miss i say i'm sorry okurun
08:12i think you cracked one of my teeth i spent my whole lunch break looking everywhere for you
08:28me too why couldn't you just stay in one place are you serious you were looking for me yeah and now our
08:35lunch is almost over but this whole time i thought you were avoiding me what
08:42i thought you were avoiding me
08:46oh man this is so awkward i better change the subject you guys were kissing what's your problem
08:54momo why didn't you tell us now we know why you've been so weird hold up you think i go around kissing
09:00nerds like him yeah and like i'd never kiss a stupid girl like her ah shut your hole i'm doing the
09:06rejected around here you're so stupid you don't know what hair is oh typical four eyes making lame
09:13comebacks you just made enemies of glasses wearers everywhere well i don't ever want to talk to you
09:19again go kick rocks fine i don't want to speak to you either
09:23i went way overboard back there i like talking to her i better come up with an apology
09:42girl i heard you were totally making awesome guy in the courtyard who is he what classes he is
09:53like i said we weren't making out they were and he's your typical nerd glasses the works
10:00would you shut up already hey guys her bae's coming i said we weren't making
10:09the hell are you doing i have to talk to you right away oh he is a nerd oh big nerd listen
10:16a major issues come up i said i didn't want to talk to you anymore so go back to class go shoot
10:23there's no time for that nonsense this is important i need to speak with you now alone please come out
10:29and talk to me piss off damn you're harsh i feel sorry for your boyfriend like i said he's not my
10:36boyfriend quit spreading rumors geez this morning you had no problem talking to me why are you acting
10:43like this now what happened well you did say you didn't want to talk to me i only said that because i
10:49felt provoked the truth is i like talking to you it's all i think about
10:55i don't want to talk and that's that get lost creep oh why are you being so mean to the guy
11:04you're mean for cheering him on
11:11i didn't know being friends with me embarrassed you that much
11:14babe you were way too hard on that dude if he's just a friend a wisecrack or two like
11:28would have done the job what's up with you
11:31i guess she went home already
11:46sorry
11:50how clumsy of me are you okay
11:52huh yeah are you okay my bag's heavy because of my water bottle i hope it didn't hurt too much
12:00nah it didn't hurt me at all i've been working out so i'm really sorry
12:08no it was my fault really don't feel bad about it you're so kind
12:15oh man this sucks i feel like i'm the bad guy here well i guess i kind of am
12:34the hell is this he said he didn't have any friends she's pretty cute too
12:40did you see that guy do you see his face he looks so hilarious he totally fell for me he'll be
12:53dreaming about me till he's old you are so mean oh please it's fun having dorks like him drool over
13:00me that was probably the best combo he ever had with the cute girl heck that was probably the first
13:05time he was ever touched by a girl and the last no harm in letting him dream about me for a bit
13:12i made that poor-eyed loser's day
13:22are you okay where'd that thing come from
13:25i just fell on her out of nowhere oh no that girl passed out uh-oh could it be a delayed reaction from
13:33bumping into me
13:40wanna walk me home damn you're looking sharp in those glasses some girls are just too stupid to
13:48see how cool a guy like you is they deserve wash tubs falling on them instead of guys falling for them
14:03oh
14:10my attitude today was the worst i'm sorry
14:15in the courtyard after that you know teeth banging thing i kind of lost it
14:22sorry for behaving that way and like i'm not embarrassed about us being friends
14:29oh i know i totally get it i'm just happy we could sort it out and be friends again
14:37anyway that stuff's not important now huh what do you mean it's not important i couldn't stop thinking
14:53about it calm down for a second listen you know how we thought we took care of turbo granny yeah she's
14:59gone we even did a special prayer no more curse and you got your peen everything's back to normal
15:05not quite
15:07say what my balls huh my balls are gone
15:13now you know why i asked to see your junk how in the hell did you not notice they're your balls
15:18dumbass would you stop it's not funny when i saw my shaft there i was so relieved i forgot to check
15:25the rest listen to you calling it a shaft like it's massive your age it's more like a little
15:31pencil you've never seen it that settles it i better scope you out what you're going to look
15:37not at your wiener you doofus i'm gonna take a peek into your soul
15:43yep momo bring me some kind of doll and bring a wash tub full of water
15:53there's something hiding inside him
16:01right let's get this show on the road that talisman stuck on good
16:05what was that for don't move or speak you rotten tangerine what the you're acting like a teacher
16:21in some old tv show the lines in the kanji for person support each other no that hurt you're not
16:28keen pachi sensei and he'd never call a kid a rotten tangerine momo you see anything just now
16:36yeah i did when you smacked him the color of his aura changed i'm gonna need your help with this
16:44when you see the aura change color grab it and pull it out i can take out a person's aura it's not his
16:50and if it ain't part of him you should be able to snatch it get ready focus on it okay
17:05whoa i felt it in my hands i had it but it's gone i'm sorry grandma i don't know where it went
17:14easy
17:25no you don't he's getting away go on get after it
17:34dang it where'd that thing go come out you rotten tangerine
17:38oh i know i know here kitty kitty
17:54i got it
17:55it's in here
18:04let me go right now i'll murder you all let me go
18:11that was amazing your psychic powers have gotten even stronger oh yeah i know
18:17what's the deal with this thing it's me look what we got here what is it
18:26that's turbo granny huh i thought we got rid of her for good she should be in the afterlife
18:32don't go underestimating the elderly a couple of sports like you can't destroy me that easy
18:37she's kind of cute like that don't you disrespect me you little punk
18:42right when the barrier started burning me i switched over to my astral form and swam through the fire
18:48then i popped into the boy my energy was low and i was so close to dying none of you can even tell i
18:55was in him so i stayed nice and quiet waiting to get all my power back the second i did i was gonna
19:01jump out and straight up murder you all give it up lady you lost deal with it i ain't lost nothing
19:08especially to know numbskull chibi like you i'm gonna make you suffer for this
19:15once my power's back i'll snap your bones
19:20you don't get the situation you're in do you you can talk scary all you want but in the end
19:26we're in charge not you you hear that it's over for you give back my boss give him back right now or else
19:33if i were you i forget all about getting rid of me because if i die any hope you have of getting
19:42your nuts back dies with me do you morons get the situation you're in now i'm in charge here because
19:50i got the kid by his balls literally you're gonna kill these bitches for me so go to the kitchen and
19:57grab a knife kill him and you get your nuts back no way get on with it wake up your mind don't want
20:05your balls i don't you get a knife and start killing murder cats got me stressing now such a bummer
20:26what in the heck how can you transform when we drove the old bat out of you he can't he shouldn't
20:33see this paper fan it's got the power to drive evil spirits out of folks you must have been hanging
20:39on to him real tight because it looks like only your consciousness left the kid's body
20:45you get that hon only your consciousness is in the doll your power's still in the kid here
20:51and guess what i'm the only one that can put you back together calling this here kingpachi a
20:58bitch was way out of line you dumbass cat turd rotten tangerine
21:05don't eat me sensei i'm sorry i ain't your sensei squirt you wanna dress on me
21:09you seiko you are a badass
21:11how do you think you are oh you don't look so tough now oh you're back that was awesome how'd you
21:17transform just now um i don't know i remember getting really mad and next thing i knew i was
21:24that other me
21:31all right turbo granny listen up sure you're a bitter and mean old bag but in the end i get why
21:37you felt as sorry for those dead girls as i did so let's all chill out and be nice here's the deal
21:44if you give his balls back we'll give you back your power cool damn delinquents all right then it's
21:56settled okay lady hand over his balls they ain't with me now look we had a deal here give them back i
22:06don't have them i swear i sort of lost them i'm not sure where
22:14oh
22:27oh
22:28it's
22:28a night
22:28�いる前に黙った傷つく前に笑った頷く毎日だんだ流される前にやめたんだ
22:35お守りみたいなここわずかな共通点の端これだけ握りしめて
22:41only
23:11I'm gonna promise you that I won't be touched on it
23:15I'm gonna be proud of you
23:18Very true, I should have done it
23:21What's your pain?
23:22I want you to be a god-to-soul
23:25I'm a teacher I'm not trying to explain it
23:28I'm not trying to explain it to you
23:30I'm not trying to explain it to you
23:32I'm not trying to understand it
23:35I'm not trying to explain it to you
23:37I'm not trying to explain it on the other side
23:39Come on down
23:41Dangerous.
23:43Dangerous.
23:45What's dangerous?
23:46What? Huh?
23:47Folks say something's dangerous when they see something dangerous.
23:50Totally.
23:51Next time, a dangerous woman arrives.
23:53Can someone tell me what's dangerous?
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