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00:00what began as hateful sex quickly spiraled into fake engagements corporate sabotage
00:17and even murder but beneath all the chaos it's actually a love story just not the fairy tale
00:25you're used to so buckle up it's about to get a little wild
00:29hey what's up i can't believe you ghosted the guy i set you up with
00:43please can we just drop it i told you i don't have time for dating right now
00:48what i'm hearing is that you have trust issues maybe but i still don't have time for dating
00:54all right i wanted this to be a blind date so you could lose your mind when you saw how hot this
01:01guy was in real life here is his picture
01:04oh my god i wouldn't mind a taste of that plus i haven't gotten any since
01:15mindy no no i cannot bore myself to death getting to know another loser
01:25oh my god that's so crazy you backpacked your mouth dinkly dinkly while you were in college
01:31all right fair it's hard to find a guy that's gonna match your freak
01:35come over for a drink at least no i'm already in my pjs that's like a whole thing i'm in my pajamas
01:41too we'll have a drink we'll have a pajama party and it'll help you relax before your big day
01:47tomorrow come on i just want a drink one right see you sir this was supposed to be one innocent
01:55drink with a friend in pajamas not a midnight joyride lingerie in a collision with my terrible
02:00decisions but then again when has anything ever gone as planned in my life
02:06what the fuck christ
02:13fuck hey asshole who taught you how to drive
02:18hey hey uh you're the one who hit me
02:30you're the one that breaks at the last second i'm just abiding by the laws you ever heard of traffic
02:36lights you stopped at a yellow who the fuck does that a yellow that was turning red what are you
02:43colorblind now too oh you're clearly impossible to talk to
02:46okay thank you
03:05perfect tow truck's gonna come in an hour i hope you're proud of yourself
03:11hey i got a question for you
03:17do you always terrorize traffic in your nighties
03:23i was going to a friend's pretty hot excuse me you heard me but it doesn't excuse you driving
03:31do you ever just shut up why don't you make me
03:35go back on everything oh okay so reckless driving now assaults and battery
03:41you're a prick you know that oh yeah fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you oh fuck you
03:46you're a prick you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
04:16Pleasure to meet you.
04:23I'll be home for my insurance.
04:33I look forward to it.
04:46I can not believe you had a one-night stand.
04:49In my defense, I was probably concussed.
04:53Secret in bed.
04:58I plead the fifth.
04:59Well, are you going to see him again?
05:01No, of course not. I hate the guy.
05:03Then why did you sleep with him?
05:07Look, I have to go. Wish me luck.
05:08Good luck.
05:11Whatever. It's not like I ever have to see him again.
05:16Oh, she's going to see him again.
05:34Hugh.
05:34Hugh.
05:36What are you doing here?
05:39It's my first day.
05:40I'm counsel for the independent merger.
05:43Great. So you'll be poking around my business.
05:46Trust me.
05:47Your business is the last place I want to poke.
05:50Hugh didn't seem to mind last night.
05:54Everything all right over here, Ethan?
05:57Totally fine.
05:58All right.
06:03Do you two know each other?
06:05No.
06:06Yeah.
06:07I guess, technically, it was...
06:10No.
06:11Well, technically, it was...
06:14Are these your things?
06:15You might want to pick them up.
06:17I'd hate for them to get stepped on.
06:20Thanks for the tip.
06:22Always happy to help new arrivals.
06:25I just named your signature.
06:28Um, why would you need his signature?
06:30Because, sweetheart, he owns the company.
06:32See you, Malibus.
06:43Fuck me.
06:50Watch yourself.
06:52I'd hate for your first day to be your last.
06:54Okay, got that.
07:07Are there any cyber security controls that the auditors are going to need?
07:10Yeah, they'll look closely at endpoint protection and third-party vendor access.
07:14Got it.
07:15It's late.
07:25Do you work all your employees into the ground, or am I just the lucky one?
07:29Only the ones that think are smarter than me.
07:31Oh, think.
07:34Yeah, that's something I happen to know.
07:36Yeah, in your mind, maybe.
07:38Don't flatter yourself.
07:40You're not in my mind.
07:43Really?
07:44Because I thought you'd be thinking about the best sex of your life you had the other night.
07:55Okay, um, do you want to get this done?
07:57Or do you want me to give you in your ego the room?
07:59I mean, I just enjoy watching people fall apart under pressure.
08:03You must love mirrors, then.
08:08Come on.
08:09You would, too, if you had biceps like these?
08:12Uh, do you?
08:14Mm-hmm.
08:17Not too bad.
08:19I don't know.
08:21I think I could take you.
08:24Damn.
08:25Very nice, but you're, like, three feet tall.
08:28Oh, please.
08:29If I wanted to, I could have you on your back in three seconds.
08:34I could lift you with one arm.
08:37I'd like to see you try.
08:40I bet you would.
08:44Coward.
08:45Yeah?
08:48Oh, come on.
08:49Come on.
08:51I'm okay.
08:53I'm so worried.
08:55No.
08:56Don't you just love sex?
09:22Mm-hmm.
09:22Absolutely adore it.
09:24Clearly.
09:24What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
09:26I mean, we've only seen each other twice, and each time we've, well, fucked.
09:32It's true.
09:33And it's weird.
09:35Do you have a three-day rule?
09:36What's the three-day rule?
09:37Exactly what it sounds like.
09:39It's two dates, and then on the third date, we have sex.
09:42Hmm.
09:43Well, I'm kind of in sex for the benefits, the health benefits.
09:46Oh, yeah.
09:47It's really good for your skin.
09:48Proof sleep.
09:49It's great for your immune system.
09:51Yeah, I'd never get sick.
09:52Hey, uh, I have a proposition for us.
10:02Just regular sex, no strings attached.
10:05You and me?
10:06Yeah, I mean, business is business, and, uh, no feelings, no future.
10:11Come on.
10:13I know you want to.
10:14You're so annoying.
10:20Okay, fine.
10:22No fucking feelings.
10:24No fucking future.
10:25I love it.
10:30Ethan!
10:31Oh, shit, that's Hillary.
10:33What?
10:34Get up, get up.
10:35Who the fuck is Hillary?
10:36Uh, Hillary Stone.
10:38She's a shareholder, and the woman I'm seeing.
10:44Can you get up with this?
10:45What the fuck?
10:46No, it's guesses.
10:50Under, no.
10:51Before she gets in here.
10:53Ethan!
10:58Hillary.
10:59Hi, darling.
11:00How are you?
11:00I'm good, you know, just burning the midnight oil.
11:02Yeah?
11:03Yeah, you know me.
11:03We're going away.
11:04Well, I brought you a cake, but...
11:08Looks like you've already had your dessert.
11:09Oh, yeah.
11:15Ice cream, yeah.
11:17I'll try it.
11:18Yeah.
11:20Ooh.
11:21Strong, strong.
11:23Thank you, very good.
11:29That smells disgusting in here.
11:32Also, I'm going to clean it up.
11:34No, it's totally fine.
11:35I got it.
11:38It's all good.
11:39I got you.
11:54Hey, hey.
11:55I was thinking, you and I, go on a date tomorrow.
12:00Really?
12:01Yeah.
12:02Just the two of us?
12:03Just the two of us.
12:05Maybe you can put on something cute.
12:07Like what?
12:08I'm on one of your fancy dresses.
12:10Yeah.
12:11But I should probably get back to work, finish up, and you're just a big distraction.
12:18Just look at you.
12:19You're so beautiful.
12:21I don't even have five minutes.
12:22Let's go.
12:25Why not?
12:26Here's your bag.
12:27Will you call me for a bed?
12:28I'll text you.
12:29I'll text you.
12:29Oh.
12:33Holy shit.
12:36What the fuck?
12:39Okay.
12:40Deal is off.
12:41I'm calling it off.
12:42I can't believe you're sleeping with other women.
12:55And that woman is Hillary whatever the fuck her name is.
12:58No, hang on, hang on.
12:59Hillary and I are not sleeping together.
13:00We went out like twice.
13:01Oh, I don't believe that.
13:02No, besides, I'm a gentleman, and I only sleep with one woman at a time.
13:06You're telling me you two aren't sleeping together.
13:08I promise.
13:10You're dating.
13:11We went on two dates.
13:13Okay.
13:15You're not exclusive?
13:16Not exclusive.
13:17Are deals back on?
13:20That was not okay.
13:21I understand.
13:22Okay, as a reigning attorney, I'm adding an addendum to our agreement.
13:33Number one, nobody sleeps with anyone else.
13:36Once that happens, deal's off.
13:38Yeah, agreed.
13:39Okay, and number two, nobody can know that we're sleeping together.
13:42Absolutely.
13:44No feelings, no future.
13:46No feelings, no future.
13:48Yeah.
13:49Okay, no, get the fuck away from me.
13:50I like it when you're angry.
13:52Ugh.
13:52No feelings.
14:20No feelings.
14:21No future.
14:23No future.
14:24No future.
14:29So, let's hear it.
14:31Spill the tea.
14:32Mindy, I'm telling you, this sex is life-changing.
14:35Look who's talking.
14:37Well, maybe this time it'll be the actual thing.
14:40Okay, I don't know about that.
14:41We're at each other's throats most of the time, but it kind of makes it hotter.
14:46Hello?
14:47Hello?
14:48I'll call you back.
14:49Hello?
14:59Hi.
15:04Okay.
15:07Here's the other one.
15:09Take it on.
15:11You're feeling so future.
15:13oh it's you remind me of your name again it's sloan i didn't even see you come in i must have
15:28still been in the bathroom stall with ethan oh my god we were in there forever that boy's just got
15:32such endurance on him you were yeah our relationship is so hot and heavy i mean you just
15:45you can't keep his hands off me we're doing it everywhere
15:48oh i saw the way you looked at him girl to girl it's not gonna work out
15:59i would hate for someone to get the wrong impression that that's the way that you
16:04move through your career do you know what i'm saying
16:06listen sloan you are such a beautiful girl and i mean you've got the face and the hair and the body
16:19i'm sure that there's a guy out there who's in your league and would be more than happy to take
16:25you home tonight lip gloss i'm good
16:30enjoy yourself
16:34someone's in a hurry i'm so sorry i i can pay for the cleaning it's okay i'm on my way home from work
16:58anyhow uh where do you work i work at a uh finance house just across the street that's cool
17:04i'm sorry don't worry about it don't worry i'm um i'm marco talbi i'll shake your hand but it's a
17:10little wet no that's okay i'm sloan nice to meet you sloan nice to meet you i know it's very forward
17:16but uh could i maybe take you out to dinner tonight tonight i know it's forward you're beautiful and
17:24spontaneous why not uh you know what why not yeah yeah meet you here at seven i'd love that
17:36okay i look forward to it i'm gonna see you then i'll see you then okay all right bye
17:41bye
17:54Marco's everything that I'm supposed to want.
18:17He's kind, he's handsome, but what if deep down I'm the kind of girl who falls for the storm?
18:24Not the shelter.
18:25Here you go.
18:26Deal's off, by the way.
18:29Here you go.
18:30Deal's off, by the way.
18:32What do you mean the deal's off?
18:33Just what I said, deal's off.
18:35I mean, but we're just getting started.
18:37Okay, I'm sorry.
18:39What happened?
18:40I met someone, and it's time for date three.
18:44And you're sure about this?
18:46You just want to throw away what we have?
18:48And what is it that we have, exactly?
18:54Nothing, yeah.
18:58Never mind.
18:59You're a loss.
19:01What's, uh, what's this guy's name?
19:04Marco?
19:05Tilvey.
19:05I don't know why that would matter to you, actually.
19:08You're right.
19:09It doesn't matter.
19:12You're an ass.
19:13You know that?
19:16You're a bitch.
19:17I always knew that you were too immature to handle this kind of thing.
19:21And I knew you were too insecure.
19:23Excuse me?
19:24You heard me.
19:27Why don't you go sleep with your safe little rebound?
19:31And you can sabotage that relationship just like you did ours.
19:33I give it two weeks.
19:36Fuck you.
19:37Oh, real mature, Sloan.
19:39Just shut up.
19:40You know, from now on, agreement is null and void.
19:43Great.
19:44Great.
19:44Great.
19:47Jake, it's me.
19:58I need you to find out everything you can about this Marco Selby guy.
20:02Report back to me.
20:06Hmm.
20:07Hmm?
20:09I like it.
20:13You are so stunning.
20:14You must get it all the time, though.
20:19Um.
20:20You do.
20:21You have to be modest.
20:22Means a lot coming from you, though.
20:27You know, I've dated a lot, Sloan, but, um...
20:31You've had such a big impact on me.
20:34You're so beautiful.
20:35I know it's only the, um, only the third date.
20:49But, um, do you want to, um...
20:52Yeah.
20:54Yeah?
20:55Wait, wait, wait, wait.
21:06Just a minute.
21:08Um.
21:10You okay?
21:12I, I think I don't feel ready.
21:16I, I don't want to mess this up.
21:19I'm sorry.
21:20That's okay.
21:22Can we wait?
21:22Of course.
21:27I'm waiting for her.
21:28You are as a person, Sloan.
21:39Look, I'm sorry about last night, again.
21:41Don't apologize.
21:42I had such a nice evening.
21:48See you, Sia?
21:49Yeah.
21:49Okay.
21:50See ya.
21:52Hey, boss.
22:02Yeah, this, uh, this Marco clan just came out of Sloan's home.
22:07He looked pretty happy.
22:08All right, Jake.
22:09Thanks for the intel.
22:10Just stay on him.
22:11Okay.
22:11No feelings, no future.
22:23No feelings, no future.
22:29Ethan, can I speak to you for a moment?
22:31It's Mr. Cross.
22:33Uh, I see you were too busy this morning to finish the paperwork on the mergers.
22:36Well, you promised you would send me those reports six hours ago, so if you could go
22:41do your job, I'd appreciate it so that I could do mine.
22:44It's kind of hard to do my job when there's a walking HR violation.
22:48It's cute, though.
22:52Marco.
22:55What are you doing here?
22:56I took your glasses by mistake.
22:58Oh my god, you brought them all the way here?
22:59Of course.
23:00I wouldn't want you to be like to get to those beautiful eyes of yours.
23:03You are so sweet and considerate.
23:06I'm gonna go put these in my purse.
23:08Go for it.
23:08You two boys play nice.
23:12Oh, man.
23:13Oh my god, that ass just will not quit.
23:15Dude, you better watch your mouth.
23:18Flower boy.
23:18Flower boy!
23:19Take it easy, big guy.
23:21He's coming there to drop something off, not to cause a problem.
23:25Is he always like this, guys?
23:26All right, this is my workplace, so if you can just leave, it'll be very nice.
23:31I will.
23:32I will.
23:32I'm just gonna go and reminisce on last night.
23:33Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there.
23:35This is my office.
23:36You keep running your mouth.
23:37Yeah.
23:38I'll hit it.
23:39You'll hit it?
23:40I'll hit it.
23:40Okay.
23:41Hey.
23:42We're playing nicely.
23:43We're just getting to know each other.
23:44He's a good guy.
23:45Oh, I'm so glad.
23:46I'm sure you have a lot in common.
23:48Have a lovely day, honey.
23:50Bye.
23:50See you around.
23:56I am thoroughly and utterly confused.
24:01I am thoroughly and utterly confused.
24:04I cannot believe you said no to sex with a total stud.
24:09And you broke your three-day rule.
24:12I know.
24:13Most guys don't even get to three dates, and Marco's a great guy.
24:16I just couldn't stop thinking about Ethan.
24:20God, I think I like him.
24:22Is that a bad thing?
24:23Yes, I hate the guy.
24:24You just said you like him.
24:26I like him, and I hate him.
24:27Girl, you need therapy.
24:49I just feel like he really challenges me.
24:51Like, I finally found someone who matches my fire.
24:55That's great.
24:55Go for him.
24:56No.
24:57Why, you have great sex.
24:58Okay, but it's like a guarantee that I'm going to get hurt.
25:01You sure don't know that.
25:02Yes, I do.
25:03No.
25:04Yes, I do.
25:04No.
25:05No.
25:05No.
25:05No.
25:05No.
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25:13No.
25:14No.
25:14No.
25:15No.
25:16No.
25:17Oh, the plot thickens.
25:41Fuck.
25:42No, no, no.
25:42He's going to see me.
25:43He's going to see me.
25:45He's going to see me.
25:46You have to hide me.
25:47That's my cue to go.
25:48Mm-mm.
25:50What are you doing here?
25:51Having a drink.
25:52What are you doing here?
25:54Same.
25:55Would you look at that?
25:58So, uh, how'd it go last night?
26:02Fine.
26:03Talking about the sex.
26:06We didn't have sex.
26:08Oh, that's bullshit.
26:09It was your third date.
26:10Did you spend the night?
26:12You know, I don't really see how that's any of your business, but as a matter of fact,
26:17he did.
26:18Oh, you are so lying.
26:19You know, not all men are out to get laid.
26:22Oh, and you're implying that I am.
26:24Oh, if the shoe fits.
26:25Well, I'm not.
26:26I mean, just look at Hillary and I.
26:28Yeah, she was bragging about how you couldn't get your hands off her.
26:32And she was probably just saying that to make you jealous, and it looks like it's working.
26:36I am not jealous.
26:39I could give a rat's ass who you fuck, so you can go ahead and get over yourself.
26:43Men are such narcissists.
26:45Women aren't that much better.
26:46It's always me, me, me.
26:47Well, at least we're not afraid of vulnerability.
26:49At least we don't leak our emotions all over the place.
26:50Oh, is that what women do?
26:51Well, if the shoe fits.
26:52Fuck you.
26:53Fuck you.
26:54Fuck you.
26:55Fuck you.
26:56Fuck you.
26:58Uh, she fits.
26:59Fuck you.
27:00Fuck you.
27:28And you're watching me sleep.
27:37You snore.
27:47I guess this means the deal's back on.
27:49Yeah, it looks like the deal's back on.
27:53Nice.
27:53You're an enigma, Slon Winters.
27:59And you're an asshole, Ethan Cross.
28:02Really?
28:03Uh...
28:04What's this?
28:11Um, no, that's just work stuff.
28:13Oh, what is it, Sean?
28:15No, no, okay, Ethan, no.
28:17No.
28:18Fine.
28:18Fine.
28:22So, uh...
28:23What are your plans today?
28:27Um...
28:27I have to go see my grandma.
28:31She's in the hospital.
28:33Um, so sorry to hear that.
28:35Is there anything I can do to help?
28:39No.
28:46You know what?
28:46I take that back.
28:47There is something you can do.
28:53Grandma, this is the avoided stance I mentioned to you.
29:07This one, I think he's a keeper.
29:09He is, isn't he?
29:10Yeah, well, I've danced in boardrooms, bathrooms, and even a fire drill once.
29:15But you guys are by far my best audience yet.
29:18Well, you make her laugh, and that's worth everything these days.
29:22But...
29:22Don't let her push you away, Ethan.
29:28She does that when she's scared.
29:30Grandma.
29:30I'm old.
29:31I can say these things.
29:41And then, I think it was this.
29:43Oh.
29:45Oh, that's cute.
29:46That's cute, Slone.
29:48Okay, that is...
29:50Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
29:54Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
29:57I'm listening, yes?
29:58Listen.
29:59Uh-huh.
30:04For what you did today.
30:05I really appreciated it.
30:08And I know my grandma did, too.
30:12It was nothing.
30:13And your grandma is super cool.
30:17You know, that's crazy, because you're pretty cool, too.
30:20And you are beautiful.
30:37What?
30:39Something's different.
30:43Because...
30:44I think you're falling for me.
30:50I think you're a great person.
30:57I think you're my favorite character that you're a person.
30:59As you look one of them, you're pretty cool, too.
31:02Oh, I think you're cute.
31:04I think you're just gonna work a lot of it.
31:04You're also kind of a kid.
31:12Wait.
31:15I don't think I RS-1.
31:17You made breakfast?
31:43I sure did.
31:43Got a little something for you, too.
31:50It's for you.
31:52What is this?
31:53I was thinking that we could go on a date.
31:59What?
32:00Like a real date, you know, between two real people.
32:10I can't.
32:13Um, why?
32:17I can't engage in an emotional relationship with you right now.
32:20Okay, I don't understand, because, you know, last night we, uh, it was special, right?
32:37Last night shouldn't have happened.
32:40I shouldn't have asked you to pretend to be my boyfriend or meet my grandma, and I'm sorry that I ever put you in that position.
32:46Listen, but nothing that we've ever talked about is different now.
32:53Nothing has changed.
32:55Listen, where the fuck is this coming from?
32:56It's coming from you.
33:00You are the one that said, no feelings, no future.
33:03You are this now.
33:05This is, this is because of Marco, isn't it?
33:07Oh my god, you are so obsessed with fucking Marco.
33:12This isn't about Marco.
33:13Okay, then what is it about then?
33:15I don't know.
33:16Yeah.
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