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00:00what began as hateful sex quickly spiraled into fake engagements corporate sabotage
00:17and even murder but beneath all the chaos it's actually a love story just not the fairy tale
00:25you're used to so buckle up it's about to get a little wild
00:29hey what's up i can't believe you ghosted the guy i set you up with
00:43please can we just drop it i told you i don't have time for dating right now
00:48what i'm hearing is that you have trust issues maybe but i still don't have time for dating
00:54all right i wanted this to be a blind date so you could lose your mind when you saw how hot this
01:01guy was in real life here is his picture
01:04oh my god i wouldn't mind a taste of that plus i haven't gotten any since
01:15mindy no no i cannot bore myself to death getting to know another loser
01:25oh my god that's so crazy you backpacked your mouth dinkly dinkly while you were in college
01:31all right fair it's hard to find a guy that's gonna match your freak
01:35come over for a drink at least no i'm already in my pjs that's like a whole thing i'm in my pajamas
01:41too we'll have a drink we'll have a pajama party and it'll help you relax before your big day
01:47tomorrow come on i just want a drink one right see you sir this was supposed to be one innocent
01:55drink with a friend in pajamas not a midnight joyride lingerie in a collision with my terrible
02:00decisions but then again when has anything ever gone as planned in my life
02:06what the fuck christ
02:13fuck hey asshole who taught you how to drive
02:18hey hey uh you're the one who hit me
02:30you're the one that breaks at the last second i'm just abiding by the laws you ever heard of traffic
02:36lights you stopped at a yellow who the fuck does that a yellow that was turning red what are you
02:43colorblind now too oh you're clearly impossible to talk to
02:46okay thank you
03:05perfect tow truck's gonna come in an hour i hope you're proud of yourself
03:11hey i got a question for you
03:17do you always terrorize traffic in your nighties
03:23i was going to a friend's pretty hot excuse me you heard me but it doesn't excuse you driving
03:31do you ever just shut up why don't you make me
03:35go back on everything oh okay so reckless driving now assaults and battery
03:41you're a prick you know that oh yeah fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you oh fuck you
03:46uh no
03:50you know that oh yeah
03:51uh
03:55aye
03:56uh
03:58Oh, man.
04:21Pleasure to meet you.
04:23I'll be home from my entrance.
04:28I look forward to it.
04:46I cannot believe you had a one-night stand.
04:49In my defense, I was probably concussed.
04:53A secret in bed.
04:53I plead the fifth.
04:59Well, are you going to see him again?
05:01No, of course not. I hate the guy.
05:03Then why did you sleep with him?
05:07Look, I have to go. Wish me luck.
05:08Good luck.
05:11Whatever.
05:12It's not like I ever have to see him again.
05:16Oh, she's going to see him again.
05:18Oh, she's going to see him again.
05:34Hugh.
05:34Hugh.
05:36What are you doing here?
05:38It's my first day.
05:40I'm counsel for the independent merger.
05:43Great.
05:44So you'll be poking around my business.
05:46Trust me.
05:48Your business is the last place I want to poke.
05:50Hugh didn't seem to mind last night.
05:55Everything all right over here, Ethan?
05:57Totally fine.
05:58Never in.
06:03Do you two know each other?
06:05No.
06:06Yeah.
06:06I guess, technically, it was...
06:09Well, technically, it was...
06:13Are these your things?
06:16You might want to pick them up.
06:17I'd hate for them to get stepped on.
06:20Thanks for the tip.
06:22Always happy to help new arrivals.
06:25I just need your signature.
06:26I mean, why would you need his signature?
06:30Because, sweetheart, he owns the company.
06:37See you, Marcus.
06:43Fuck me.
06:44Watch yourself.
06:52I'd hate for your first day to be your last.
06:54Okay.
07:04Okay.
07:05Got that.
07:07Are there any cybersecurity controls that the auditors are going to need?
07:10Yeah, they'll look closely at endpoint protection and third-party vendor access.
07:15Got it.
07:22It's late.
07:25Do you work all your employees into the ground, or am I just the lucky one?
07:29Only the ones that think they're smarter than me.
07:31Oh.
07:33Think.
07:34Yeah, that's something I happen to know.
07:36Yeah, in your mind, maybe.
07:38Don't flatter yourself.
07:40You're not in my mind.
07:41Really?
07:44Because I thought you'd be thinking about the best sex of your life you had the other night.
07:55Okay, um, do you want to get this done?
07:57Or do I want to give you in your ego the room?
07:59I mean, I just enjoy watching people fall apart under pressure.
08:03You must love mirrors, then.
08:08Come on.
08:09You would, too, if you had biceps like these.
08:12Ah.
08:13Mm-hmm.
08:17Not too bad.
08:19I don't know.
08:21I think I could take you.
08:24Damn.
08:25Very nice, but you're, like, three feet tall.
08:28Oh, please.
08:30If I wanted to, I could have you on your back in three seconds.
08:34I could lift you with one arm.
08:35I'd like to see you try.
08:39I bet you would.
08:44Coward.
08:45Yeah?
08:48Oh, come on.
08:49Oh, come on.
08:50Oh, come on.
08:51Oh, come on.
08:52Oh, come on.
08:53Oh, come on.
08:54Oh, come on.
08:55Oh, come on.
08:56Oh, come on.
08:57Oh, come on.
08:58Oh, come on.
08:59Oh, come on.
09:00Oh, come on.
09:01Oh, come on.
09:02Oh, come on.
09:03Oh, come on.
09:04Oh, come on.
09:05Oh, come on.
09:06Oh, come on.
09:07Oh, come on.
09:08Oh, come on.
09:09Oh, come on.
09:10Oh, come on.
09:11Oh, come on.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:13Oh, come on.
09:14Oh, come on.
09:15Oh, come on.
09:16don't you just love sex
09:21absolutely adore it
09:23clearly
09:24what the fuck is that supposed to mean
09:26I mean we've only seen each other twice
09:28and each time we've well fucked
09:30it's true
09:33and it's weird
09:34you have a three date rule
09:36what's the three date rule
09:37exactly what it sounds like
09:39it's two dates and then on the third date we have sex
09:41well I'm kind of in sex for the benefits
09:45the health benefits
09:46oh yeah it's really good for your skin
09:48for sleep
09:49it's great for your immune system
09:50yeah I'd never get sick
09:52hey uh
09:58I have a proposition for us
10:01just regular sex
10:04no strings attached
10:04you and me
10:06yeah I mean business is business
10:08and uh no feelings no future
10:10come on
10:11I know you wanna
10:14you're so annoying
10:19okay fine
10:21no fucking feelings
10:23no fucking future
10:25I love it
10:25Ethan
10:31oh shit that's Hillary
10:33what?
10:34get up get up
10:35who the fuck is Hillary?
10:37Hillary Stone
10:38she's a shareholder
10:38she's a shareholder
10:38and the woman I'm seeing
10:40can you get up
10:45what the fuck
10:46no
10:46no
10:46no
10:47no
10:47no
10:48before she gets in here
10:52eat this
10:54Hillary
10:58hi darling how are you
11:00I'm good you know
11:01just burning the midnight oil
11:02yeah
11:02yeah you know me
11:03well I brought you a cake
11:06but
11:06looks like you've already
11:09had your dessert
11:09oh yeah
11:14ice cream
11:15ice cream
11:15yeah
11:16I'll try
11:18yeah
11:18oh
11:19ooh
11:20strong
11:21strong
11:22thank you very good
11:25that smells disgusting in here
11:31also I'm gonna clean it up
11:33no
11:34it's totally fine
11:35I got it
11:36it's all good
11:39I got you
11:40hey hey
11:55I was thinking
11:56you and I
11:57go on a date tomorrow
11:59really?
12:01yeah
12:01just the two of us?
12:03just the two of us
12:04maybe you can put on something cute
12:06like what?
12:08I'm one of your fancy dresses
12:09yeah
12:10but I should probably get back to work
12:14finish up
12:15and you're just a big distraction
12:18just look at you
12:19you're so beautiful
12:19you don't even have five minutes
12:22let's go
12:23why not
12:25give me a bag
12:26you call me for a bed?
12:28I'll text you
12:29holy shit
12:34what the fuck
12:38fuck
12:38okay
12:39deal is off
12:41I'm calling it off
12:42what the fuck
12:49okay
12:50deal is off
12:52I'm calling it off
12:53I can't believe you're sleeping with other women
12:55and that woman is Hillary whatever the fuck her name is
12:58no hang on hang on
12:58Hillary and I are not sleeping together
13:00oh I don't believe that
13:02no besides
13:03I'm a gentleman
13:04and I only sleep with one woman at a time
13:06you're telling me you two aren't sleeping together
13:08I promise
13:09you're dating
13:11we went on two dates
13:13okay
13:13you're not exclusive?
13:16not exclusive
13:17our deal's back on
13:18that was not okay
13:21I understand
13:22okay
13:27as a reigning attorney
13:29I'm adding an addendum
13:31to our agreement
13:32number one
13:33nobody sleeps with anyone else
13:35once that happens
13:37deal's off
13:38yeah
13:38agreed
13:39okay
13:39and number two
13:40nobody can know that we're sleeping together
13:42absolutely
13:42no feelings
13:44no future
13:45no feelings
13:47no future
13:47yeah
13:48okay
13:49no get the fuck away
13:50I like it when you're angry
13:52ugh
13:52no feelings
14:22no future
14:23no future
14:25so let's hear it
14:31spill the tea
14:31Wendy I'm telling you
14:33this sex is life changing
14:35look who's talking
14:36well
14:37maybe this time
14:39it'll be the actual thing
14:40okay
14:40I don't know about that
14:41we're at each other's throats
14:42most of the time
14:42but it kind of makes it hotter
14:43hello
14:46hello
14:48I'll call you back
14:49you're feeling so future
15:13oh
15:20it's you
15:21remind me of your name again
15:23it's Sloan
15:25I didn't even see you come in
15:26I must have still been in the bathroom stall with Ethan
15:29oh my god
15:30we were in there forever
15:32that boy's just got such endurance on him
15:34you were
15:40yeah
15:41our relationship is so
15:43hot and heavy
15:45I mean he just
15:45he can't keep his hands off me
15:47we're doing it
15:48everywhere
15:48oh
15:51I saw the way you looked at him
15:55girl to girl
15:56it's not gonna work out
15:59I would hate for someone to get the wrong impression
16:02that that's the way that you move through your career
16:05do you know what I'm saying
16:06listen
16:10Sloan
16:11you are
16:12you're such a beautiful girl
16:14and
16:15I mean you've got
16:16the face
16:17and the hair
16:18and the body
16:19and
16:19I'm sure that there's a guy out there
16:22who's in your league
16:23and
16:23would be more than happy to take you home tonight
16:25lip gloss
16:28okay
16:30enjoy yourself
16:34someone's in a hurry
16:54I'm so sorry
16:55I
16:55I can pay for the cleaning
16:57it's okay
16:57I'm on my way home from work anyhow
16:58where do you work
17:00I work at a finance house
17:02just across the street
17:03that's cool
17:04I'm sorry
17:05don't worry about it
17:06don't worry
17:06I'm um
17:07I'm Marco
17:08Talbi
17:09I'll shake your hand
17:09but it's a little wet
17:10no that's okay
17:11I'm Sloan
17:12nice to meet you Sloan
17:13nice to meet you
17:14I know it's very forward
17:16but uh
17:17can I maybe take you out to dinner tonight
17:20tonight
17:22I know it's forward
17:23you're beautiful
17:24and
17:24spontaneous
17:25why not
17:26I
17:28you know what
17:33why not
17:33yeah
17:34yeah
17:34meet you here at seven
17:35I'd love that
17:36okay
17:37I look forward to it
17:39I'm gonna see you then
17:40I'll see you then
17:40okay
17:40all right
17:41bye
17:41bye
17:42bye
17:50bye
17:50bye
18:12marco's everything that i'm supposed to want he's kind he's handsome but what if
18:20deep down i'm the kind of girl who falls for the storm not the shelter here you go
18:25deals off by the way here you go deals off by the way what do you mean the deals off just what i
18:34said deals off i mean but we're just getting started okay i'm sorry what happened i met
18:40someone and it's time for date three and you're sure about this you just want to throw away what
18:47we have and what is it that we have exactly
18:50nothing yeah never mind you're lost what's uh what's this guy's name marco tilvey i i don't
19:06know why that would matter to you actually you're right it doesn't matter you're an ass you know that
19:13you're a bitch i always knew that you were too immature to handle this kind of thing
19:21and i knew you were too insecure excuse me you heard me
19:25why don't you go sleep with your safe little rebound
19:30and you can sabotage that relationship just like you did ours i give it two weeks
19:34fuck you oh real mature sloan just shut up you know from now on agreement is null and void great great
19:45jake it's me i need you to find out everything you can about this marco selby guy report back to me
20:03i like it
20:10you are so stunning
20:14you must get it all the time though
20:17um you do you have to be modest
20:21means a lot coming from you though
20:23you know i've dated a lot sloan but um
20:29you've had such a big impact on me
20:33you're so beautiful
20:35i know it's only the um
20:44only the third date
20:47but um do you want to um
20:52yeah
20:54yeah
20:55wait wait wait
21:06just a minute
21:07um
21:08you okay
21:10i think i don't feel ready
21:15i don't want to mess this up
21:18i'm sorry
21:19that's okay
21:21can we wait
21:22of course
21:23i'm waiting for you as a person
21:28look i'm sorry about last night
21:40again
21:41don't apologize
21:42i had such a nice evening
21:43that's easier
21:48yeah
21:49okay
21:49see ya
21:51hey boss
22:01yeah
22:02this uh
22:03this marco clan just came out of sloan's home
22:06he looked pretty happy
22:08all right jake
22:09thanks for the intel
22:10just stay on him
22:12no feelings
22:19no future
22:20no feelings
22:24no future
22:24ethan
22:29can i speak to you for a moment
22:31it's mr cross
22:32uh i see you were too busy this morning to finish the paperwork on the mergers
22:36well you promised you would send me those reports six hours ago so if you could go do your job i'd appreciate it so that i could do mine
22:43it's kind of hard to do my job when there's a walking hr violation
22:47it's cute though
22:48marco
22:53what are you doing here
22:56i took your glasses by mistake
22:57oh my god you brought them all the way here
22:59of course
23:00i wouldn't want you to be like to get to those beautiful lines of yours
23:03you are so sweet and considerate
23:05i'm gonna go put these in my purse
23:07go for it
23:08you two boys play nice
23:09oh man
23:13oh my god
23:13that ass just will not quit
23:15dude you better
23:16watch your mouth
23:17flower boy
23:18flower boy
23:19take it easy big guy
23:20he's coming there to drop something off
23:23not to cause a problem
23:24is he always like this guys
23:26all right this is my workplace
23:28so if you can just leave
23:30be very nice
23:31i will
23:31i will
23:32i'm just gonna go and reminisce from last night
23:33yeah i'm gonna stop you right there
23:35this is my office
23:36you keep running your mouth
23:37yeah
23:37i'll hit it
23:39you'll hit it
23:39i'll hit it
23:40okay
23:41hey
23:42we're playing nicely
23:43we're just getting to know each other
23:44he's a good guy
23:45oh i'm so glad
23:46sure you have a lot in common
23:47have a lovely day honey
23:49bye
23:50see you around
23:51i am thoroughly and utterly confused
23:59i am thoroughly and utterly confused
24:04i cannot believe you said no to sex with a total stud
24:08and you broke your three date rule
24:12i know
24:12most guys don't even get to three dates
24:14and marco's a great guy
24:16i just couldn't stop thinking about even
24:17god i think i like him
24:21is that a bad thing
24:23yes i hate the guy
24:24you just said you like him
24:26i like him and i hate him
24:27girl you need therapy
24:29i just feel like he really challenges me
24:51like i finally found someone who matches my fire
24:54that's great go for him
24:56no
24:56but you have great sex
24:58okay but it's like a guarantee
25:00that i'm gonna get hurt
25:01sure don't know that
25:02yes i do
25:03no
25:03yes i do
25:04no
25:05no
25:05no
25:06no
25:06no
25:07no
25:08no
25:11Oh, my God.
25:41Stop the kids.
25:43Fuck. No, no, no. He's going to see me. He's going to see me. You have to hide me.
25:47That's my cue to go.
25:50What are you doing here?
25:51Having a drink. What are you doing here?
25:54Same.
25:55Would you look at that?
25:58So, uh, how'd it go last night?
26:02Fine.
26:03Talking about the sex.
26:06We didn't have sex.
26:08Oh, that's bullshit. It was your third date. Did you spend the night?
26:12You know, I don't really see how that's any of your business, but as a matter of fact, he did.
26:17Oh, you are so lying.
26:20You know, not all men are out to get laid.
26:23Oh, and you're implying that I am.
26:24Oh, if the shoe fits.
26:25Well, I'm not. I mean, just look at Hillary and I.
26:28Yeah, she was bragging about how you couldn't get your hands off her.
26:32And she was probably just saying that to make you jealous, and it looks like it's working.
26:36Oh, I am not jealous.
26:40I could give a rat's ass who you fuck, so you can go ahead and get over yourself.
26:46Men are such narcissists.
26:49Women aren't that much better. It's always me, me, me.
26:52Well, at least we're not afraid of vulnerability.
26:54At least we don't leak our emotions all over the place.
26:56Oh, is that what women do?
26:57Well, if the shoe fits.
26:59Fuck you.
26:59Fuck you.
27:29And you're watching me sleep.
27:37You snore.
27:47I guess this means the deal's back on.
27:49Yeah, it looks like the deal's back on.
27:53Nice.
27:55You're an enigma, Slon Winters.
27:58And you're an asshole, Ethan Cross.
28:03Really not.
28:10What's this?
28:11Um, no, that's just work stuff.
28:13Oh, what is it, Sean?
28:15No, no, okay, Ethan, no.
28:17No, fine.
28:18I'm fine.
28:22So, uh, what are your plans today?
28:26Um.
28:28I have to go see my grandma.
28:31She's in the hospital.
28:33Um, so sorry to hear that.
28:35Is there anything I can do to help?
28:39No.
28:46You know what?
28:46I take that back.
28:47There is something you can do.
28:48Grandma, this is the avoided stance I mentioned to you.
29:07This one, I think he's a keeper.
29:09He is, isn't he?
29:10Yeah, well, I've danced in boardrooms, bathrooms, and even a fire drill once.
29:15But you guys are by far my best audience yet.
29:18Well, you make her laugh, and that's worth everything these days.
29:22But...
29:23Don't let her push you away, Ethan.
29:28She does that when she's scared.
29:30Grandma.
29:30I'm old.
29:31I can say these things.
29:41And then, I think it was this.
29:43Oh.
29:45Oh, that's cute.
29:46That's cute, Slone.
29:48Okay, that is...
29:50Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
29:54Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
29:57I'm listening, yes?
29:58Listen.
29:59Uh-huh.
30:04For what you did today.
30:05I really appreciated it.
30:08And I know my grandma did, too.
30:12It was nothing.
30:13And your grandma is super cool.
30:17You know, that's crazy, because you're pretty cool, too.
30:20And you are beautiful.
30:37What?
30:39Something's different.
30:43Because...
30:44I think you're falling for me.
30:50I think you're pretty cool.
30:55So.
31:40You made breakfast?
31:43I sure did.
31:46Got a little something for you too.
31:50It's for you.
31:52What is this?
31:53I was thinking that we could go on a date.
31:59What?
32:00Like a real date, you know, between two real people.
32:10I can't.
32:13Um, why?
32:16I can't engage in an emotional relationship with you right now.
32:20Okay, I, I don't understand because, you know, last night we, uh, it was special, right?
32:38Last night shouldn't have happened.
32:40I shouldn't have asked you to pretend to be my boyfriend or meet my grandma, and I'm sorry that I ever put you in that position.
32:49But nothing that we've ever talked about is different now.
32:53Nothing has changed.
32:54Jesse, where the fuck is this coming from?
32:56It's coming from you.
33:00You are the one that said, no feelings, no future.
33:03You are this now.
33:05This is, this is because of Marco, isn't it?
33:08Oh my God!
33:09You are so obsessed with fucking Marco.
33:12This isn't Marco.
33:12No, okay, then what is it about then?
33:15Yes, it's...
33:17It's...
33:17It's...
33:17It's...
33:17It's...
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