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00:00Thank you so all of us here knew Charlie I'm pretty sure you knew him too you might have even met the guy he was
00:28pretty easy to reach so you can imagine what it was like around here at Fox when we heard that he was
00:34shot the whole place went silent I mean even Kilmeade stopped talking you can laugh
00:42Jesse was so shocked his hairpiece turned white Dana stopped working on our list of interns to
00:51make cry but it's one of those pieces of news that scrambles your brain you can almost feel
00:57the circuitry try to find a pathway for this new horrible information so how do you process it
01:03today well generally when something awful happens to distract ourselves we'll see how other people
01:10are handling it and you guessed it terribly talk to me about the environment in which a shooting like
01:18this happens yeah and again emphasize what you just emphasized we don't know any the full details of
01:25this that we don't know if this was a supporter shooting their gun off in celebration
01:29you moron it was a gathering on a college campus in the United States not a wedding in Kandahar
01:38so I guess when they flew those planes into the buildings 24 years ago they must have been
01:43celebrating my birthday which is tomorrow by the way I wear a size petite and anything from the baby
01:49gap but it got worse because in case you forgot the media is a brainless zombie in search of content
01:58to fill up its empty skull roll it you can imagine the administration using this as a justification for
02:05something Charlie Kirk is a divisive figure um polarizing lightning rod whatever term you want to
02:10use is this a moment for your party to reflect on political violence is it a moment for us to think
02:17about the responsibility of our political leaders and their voices so let's be serious about where
02:23this violence is coming from of extremist violent attacks in America extremist violence violent murders
02:3076 percent are from right-wing extremists there's a lot of rhetoric that is problematic a lot of it is
02:37coming from one particular side and from one particular building he's been one of the most divisive
02:43especially divisive younger figures in this who is constantly sort of pushing this sort of hate
02:50speech or sort of aimed at certain groups you can't stop with these sort of awful thoughts you have and
02:56then saying these awful words and not expect awful actions to take place that last guy there
03:03doubted ended up getting fired which
03:06obviously he deserved but remember msnbc puts people on there who deliver what msnbc viewers want
03:19because that's what msnbc is a network full of hate-filled loons too thin and too dumb for the view
03:28anyway doubt doesn't seem well and shame on msnbc for exploiting that then there was the usual blame
03:40for inanimate objects well one thing congress can do is gun safety and every time there's killing the
03:48republicans say this is not the time to talk about gun safety these tragedies are a constant reminder to
03:53all of us the immense destruction of gun violence and of inaction are we going to do something or are
03:59we going to argue over rhetoric that is my question about this we have to pass gun safety legislation
04:06and stop this yeah it was the gun just like it's the car whenever a terrorist plows through a crowd
04:14can you imagine blaming the gun these people must be shocked when they walk into a gun store and it's
04:20completely quiet because the guns aren't shooting at each other they're just sitting on shelves in peace
04:26just days ago a young woman was murdered with a knife crazy how they forget that so quickly
04:34we shouldn't in the case of irena we hear a lot about the killer's mental illness but what if the mental
04:42illness is more diffuse the product of brainwashing where millions of people are told a group of
04:48individuals are nazis or fascists brainwashing only works through repetition this is not congenital it's
04:55created and yet the democratic party who pushed this refrain expressed disgust over kirk's murder
05:02but they're like an absentee dad whose violent offspring commits a violent crime their lack of responsibility
05:09helped this baby become a fiend so where were they it's not like the teslas weren't vandalized
05:17or ice agents weren't attacked or trump wasn't nearly murdered twice but now as their negligence
05:23is exposed they play catch-up because there's no democrat party left and now there's no non-violent
05:30way to preserve their bad ideas so you need violence you need fear to keep others from pointing out how bad
05:36your ideas are you know americans generally think live and let live you do you i do me and we're good
05:43but what happens when you're live and let live but people around you aren't what if they don't want
05:49you to live at all how do you continue to live your life if even that basic principle in our freedoms are
05:56used against us live and let live only gets you so far violence is now a meme they share and sadly it's
06:02getting a lot of likes and no matter who did this they'll say i'm sure what about a backlash so why
06:10was charlie assassinated it wasn't about his ideas it was that he was so good at them he was the best
06:17there's no one like him so this shall backfire look at history at those murdered because they were
06:24good mlk jr's dream didn't die with him or jfk's or lincoln's as much as i hate the song imagine
06:31it still gets played thousands of times a day around the globe so their legacy grows and charlie's
06:39will too beyond his wildest dreams and where charlie is right now he is fine i picture god asking him for
06:46his autograph true he died young but he accomplished more in 30 years than most countries do in 300
06:52people love to say i want to make a difference well he didn't just say it he did it he was doing god's
06:58work how do you know i know that because he was cut down by the devil but his faith had him leave
07:05this mortal coil a joyous man he already knew his impact which will only grow with his passing
07:11it's his family we grieve for his children and be honest we kind of grieve for us we lost someone great
07:19one of us a man whose entire career was built on polite conversation but that grief now hardens into
07:26resolve if you want to kill an idea the worst thing you can do is kill the man behind it
07:31because that gives the idea not just legs but also wings and also millions of louder and stronger voices
07:39ours and yours let's welcome tonight's guest
07:46she went from being with the band to quoting ayn rand host of the kennedy saves the world podcast
07:54kennedy
07:57this troll doesn't live under bridges he burns them host of your welcome podcast michael malice
08:04for the fall she switched to flannel hair extensions new york times best-selling author
08:11and fox news contributor cat tube
08:13and they continue to find missing hikers on his back new york times best-selling author
08:20kennedy good to see you uh how do you uh you know i just don't even really have any questions for
08:33anybody here uh this is our the first time we're back since this happened what are your thoughts in
08:38general specific i'm really glad uh we are doing this show because i i think it's really really
08:44important to be together and talk to each other and the way that we always talk to each other and
08:51um it's it's very interesting because as you walk around the halls all you have to do is look at someone
08:56and know how they have been affected by this because a lot of people who work here knew charlie
09:01very very very well and a lot of people who only met him and i was acquainted with him i didn't know
09:06him well but he had a great vibe yeah and he you know he would reach out to libertarians like cat and
09:13i and try and find common ground he wasn't interested in ostracizing um and that's why someone like this
09:21who was such an effective messenger that's why it's such a shock you know you make such a good point
09:27it's almost impossible to process something because think about the things that we've been
09:32through in the last year you know as a country and think about every day it feels like we're bombarded
09:38with something horrible but this one is especially awful you know it's it's just it's unimaginable i was
09:46i was interviewing the young woman whose father was a firefighter killed on 9-11 and recently when she
09:51married her husband the firefighters from her dad's fire station lined the streets as
09:57she walked from the hotel to the wedding venue and you know i was just in tears listening to this
10:03because she was three and a half when her father was killed charlie's daughter is three and a half
10:08and his son is one years old and and she said my brother and i are the exact same ages as his kids
10:15and i was like you know what would your mom say how do you how do you get through something like this
10:20and you know she just paused because i don't think we know exactly how to get through this
10:25yeah i just i we know that we have to and we have to push and we have to continue and we have to find
10:33our own ways of being that deliberate messenger and taking something to people who normally we disagree
10:41with and finding common ground what about you mr malice it's great suit by the way it's for charlie
10:47florals for like you know that's nice i'm glad you wore it um i think our job here is to make people laugh
10:54that's right that's why people watch the show and boy this has been a doozy uh you know when you
10:58first booked me on this show for 9 11 i had all these 9 11 jokes yeah but now they seem to be in
11:05really bad taste okay i did it the best the best i could come up with was you know jill biden released
11:12her statement and in her professional opinion as a medical doctor charlie's in perfectly good health
11:17and she's welcoming him to becoming a democratic voter for the next hundred years nicely done um
11:24i think uh i was talking my phone was blowing up as i'm sure for everybody else's for people
11:29or colleagues who knew charlie there's this the thing i think why we're all so jarred
11:34is this feels exactly like 24 years ago for us new yorkers because not only something horrible
11:40happened we were waiting for the other shoe to drop because it feels like this is act two of a
11:44three-part series we saw that girl arena i didn't watch that video charlie's video i did not watch
11:49either but what happens next you remember i'm sure in 2001 without feeling the air like this isn't
11:55where the story ends and i'm very very i was talking to my buddy dan holloway yesterday at dinner
11:59and i always like tell the truth in these shows but i'm like do i want to tell the truth about this
12:03he said yes i didn't want to tell the truth because me and a lot of the people are scared
12:06and i think people like this want us to be scared because that's part of the goal of actions
12:11like this is that people sit down shut up they kind of retreat and i think it's important for
12:15those of us in this space not to even if we are scared not on a personal level for our country and
12:21and the blowback either from republicans or democrats but just to continue being like we're
12:26not going to bend the knee uh just because this i don't even want to call it tragedy this is oh
12:30the tragedy is like when my door dash doesn't come on time this is something intentional and and by
12:37design and evil evil and i it's not isolated that's the thing that's getting to me i think
12:43that i think they the the way this is done is to say if we can do that we can do anything that's
12:49right and we can do it to you yes and uh you can't and like you're right you can't let it happen
12:53kat i know you were out yesterday uh welcome back how what how are you taking this what do you what
12:59are your thoughts well i can't believe we're talking about this yeah i can't and i didn't say
13:05anything yesterday because i was honestly too angry everything that i tried to draft had like
13:1111 f words in it and i love an f word but i still took that as a sign that maybe i was too angry to
13:17add anything productive to the conversation um i'm still angry i'm sick i'm horrified i'm all the
13:24things a lot of people have already said that they are and um you know something that a lot of people
13:30have also said is that they may have disagreed with charlie on some issues but they're still
13:35condemning his assassination and i can't tell you why other people are feeling the need to say that
13:40maybe to kind of say just because we disagree doesn't mean he should be assassinated which duh
13:45yeah but i would like to say it but for a different reason which is as a compliment to charlie
13:53and to the person that he was because like everyone here i did know charlie and despite having those
13:58areas of disagreement he respected me as a person he respected me so much that he even invited me to
14:05come speak at several of his events and that was because as he put it in a message that he sent me
14:11that i have been rereading that competing voices and ideas need to have a platform and he believed
14:17that a difference of opinion did not mean that you should just throw the whole person away and that's
14:22one area where we did and and where we do agree and you know anyone who's ever heard me talk has
14:27heard about how passionate i am about this idea that difference of opinion on a political issue
14:32does not mean that the whole person is not valuable and how we have to see the humanity of the people
14:38we disagree with and how horrible and dangerous it is to view people with whom we disagree as somehow
14:45being less than human i had you know i had i wrote a book about this whole idea which came out exactly
14:52one year prior to the day that he was shot and killed and i bring all this up you know you know
14:59repeatedly not because it's some kind of bit for me or because i don't feel like taking a side
15:04as an independent because honestly i think the most important side to see ever is that human side
15:11because if we don't that's how stuff like this happens and and i knew charlie as a human my husband
15:17and i have met his wife i cannot stop thinking about her i cannot stop thinking about those kids
15:21i just had a kid i cannot imagine losing my husband my child's father i can't imagine going through life
15:26without him by my side and having to raise my kids without him and and she has to now go through
15:31everything without him and and those kids have to go through life without their father and and honestly
15:35for what for what like who wins here i mean even if the idea is to silence his ideas that didn't work
15:45because this only amplifies his ideas even further and finally i do have to say the evil that that that
15:51killed him and the school of thought that teaches people that being on the opposite side of a political
15:56issue means you don't need to be seen as a human being i've had enough of this it has been so so bad for
16:02us as a society even before this and it's going to keep getting worse and worse and worse if this
16:07does not stop just enough
16:09last word to you you know this has been difficult because i feel bad because i didn't like what charlie
16:26was doing um i'm not a religious person and i find unfortunately in my life experience isn't
16:33that most people that put god in front of them were full of it and dangerous and charlie in his death
16:42i learned that his faith was unbelievable um and i can't relate to that so it bothers me on a certain
16:53level because i didn't think the risk was worth certain things in this world unfortunately in our
17:02country we can't discuss and he took three things that were death sentences with this country he talked
17:14about religion he talked about gender and he talked about politics with one side i'm how many buildings
17:26burned last night not one that's right how many people were dragged in the street for looking like
17:33they maybe were the shooter not one how many police officers were spit on for not doing their job and
17:40pretend not one the hate the negativity even for a person i met him a couple times i think he did this
17:49show with us but the things that him and i have in common his little girls are never going to see
17:57their dad again because he had principles and accountability and that used to be something in
18:03this country that we admired we to be different to speak your heart and he did something that most of
18:11us he had a patience that i didn't understand yeah this dude would give the microphone to any
18:19asshole they would want to say anything yeah we won't even let our audience talk yeah you know
18:26i'm saying like and they might be saying tyrus i love you get out and he would give the mic knowing
18:35that they were there to call him every name in the book and this that whatever like i i just for a guy
18:41who didn't buy into the religious thing and that's that's on that's me that's i'm not gonna lie i you
18:46just can't lie about these things i didn't understand his commitment and i i really wish i would have
18:52learned the lesson better than in his path in his being murdered unless he was murdered and the
18:57the side i don't think they're going to get the result that they wanted because they didn't get the
19:02violent response from the maga yeah but you just inspired millions of charlie kirks so you couldn't
19:11stand him yeah i i hope they finish his tour i hope people of faith that want to they continue his tour
19:19they continue his legacy and um they'll be wishing that they just had the one big voice
19:25because i really think he's going to inspire a generation all right we'll be right back
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19:49kamala claims she was hypnotized michael in her new book she criticizes biden's decision to run for
20:00re-election quote it's joe and jill's decision we all said that like a mantra as if we'd all been
20:07hypnotized was it grace or was it recklessness i think it was recklessness but she's blaming it
20:13she was hypnotized are you hypnotized by my blue eyes okay i'm getting there yes take off your shirt
20:21act like a chicken
20:23um one of my proudest achievements of 2024 was being on joe rogan and saying when you criticize
20:32officer harris you're considered the racist sexist or ableist and joe said ableist don't step on my
20:37punchline and joe said ableist i go yeah because she's retarded she's a literal retard you can't
20:44hypnotize someone who's not there mentally at all uh the thing why what's hilarious about this is
20:50that old saying you knew it was a snake when you picked it up the second debate in the democratic
20:55primary she went after wrote uh after biden she called him a racist and then for some reason against
21:00jill biden's wishes he put her on the ticket she will never expect responsibility because she's not
21:05responsible for the position she's in it's a function of being a di hire right none of her
21:09accomplishments got her in the senate none of her accomplishments got in the vice presidency was
21:13the color of her skin and the fact that she's got a good hairdo yeah so i'm not surprised this is the
21:17tax she's taking yeah i give her hairdo a seven cat hypnotism hypnotism is a great excuse like her
21:26husband next time he gets caught with a nanny he can say helga hypnotized me i i you know i can't
21:33decide what's worse if this is true or if it's not true because either it's true and she really was
21:42going through this in some sort of hypnotized state the whole time like this is normal he is fine
21:47like or she's still just saying this for why yeah i mean it's it's for why she's not going to gain
21:56anything from that anymore you know she doesn't have to pretend to go along with this anymore
21:59i don't see why she doesn't just come out and say this was crazy but i couldn't say that because
22:05like this everyone you know this is just kind of the way it was in this machine that we all kind of
22:09pretended he was okay i don't know what's worse if she's lying or she was actually hypnotized yes
22:15because one of those two things is true and both of those are insane you think about the fact that she
22:20was almost the president by that i don't mean election wise yeah you know tyrus it's like their
22:28own uh identity was a zero-sum game she was worried that if joe was complimented she would be seen as
22:35inferior and if she was complimented he would be seen as inferior so they just decided to hate each
22:41other you know this is the the problem that greg has when he talks about other people he applies his
22:48intelligence to them you have to stop doing that i don't think hypnotized means what she thinks it
22:55means that's option three yes yeah i'm pretty sure she doesn't know what that word means the ghost
23:03rider put it in there she saw it was like oh it's a long one i'm gonna use it it's got a z
23:08you know so i think that's yes i was hypnotized yeah you were the vp all you had to do was like hey
23:17head of the center i'll let you for a minute article 25 he's on himself and eating pudding at the same
23:23time we got to do something and she would have been a hero yeah only a moron with i'm telling you
23:31right now i watch him all the time i'm waiting for one lapse he trips on a shoelace i'm like oh
23:40oh he's got it give me the seat everything he does pat and i constantly we're dividing vacation
23:50time who gets to see who's gonna kill shalhou like we're we've got it all planned out just for one
23:56mental weakness and i'm and you're sitting in the vip you could be the president yeah with just a
24:02he said good morning to me oh it's afternoon got you bitch hey i'm the president like come on
24:09she didn't write this book greg speaking of speaking of writing versus speaking kennedy
24:17so we're talking about the book good at either she's gonna have to talk about the book that's
24:24where the fun comes in because if it was definitely ghost written she probably didn't even read the book
24:29that was written by her how how is she going to answer questions she's so inarticulate i don't
24:36know that she can read yeah and and also you know it it's not that she wasn't hypnotized she just has
24:45a different meaning for the word hypnotized like i was hypnotized at emily compagno's bachelorette party
24:52because i had too many green tea shots yeah you know i was hypnotized at my neighbor's super bowl
24:58party last year you know i was hypnotized at langans a few weeks ago yes it's like the cop pulls her
25:05over uh how much of you had to drink well i was hypnotized exactly the bartender said you're getting
25:13really sleepy and he was right yeah i'm so sleepy right now you guys sleepy and i just i told him like
25:22i should be president but i didn't say that but i meant to oh my god i meant to say that i know oh girl
25:30oh girl
25:31if it was like that it'd be like oh she wrote it
25:35no there'd be a lot of cackling in there
25:38chapter four coconut tree yeah
25:42all right we must move on up next trump's night out
25:479-1-1 emergency we're kidnapping your daughter yeah there's a ransom note here
25:54trump we don't deserve him
25:58their words were unkind but trump paid them no mind he's too much of a winner to let protests
26:08ruin dinner on tuesday night wide-eyed jew haters shouting free palestine crash trump's fancy
26:14dc dinner with his cabinet members but he took it all in stride watch
26:18free dc free palestine trump is the hitler of our time
26:47Ah, Kat, what are your thoughts on how he handled that situation?
26:52He had pretty good vibes.
26:54You know, they were really trying to make it so he didn't feel any good vibes.
26:59And when he just is like, he was really unbothered.
27:05I feel like I've been more bothered for far less than people calling me the Hitler of our time.
27:10That's how that's the look I give to the waiter if he doesn't get my water.
27:14You know, what's going on here?
27:16Don't you know who I am?
27:18He really he really it really does have that even keeled vibe.
27:25I've been so stressed out over far less.
27:27Yeah. Yeah. You know.
27:32Right.
27:35Right.
27:37I get them get them something to eat.
27:39You know, like he probably would have got them singing lessons if they would have cared.
27:43Again, it goes back to that.
27:45You hear the chant.
27:46And you hear the four people.
27:49Their message is completely dead.
27:51There wasn't if there was 10,000 or 60, 60 people in front of that window.
27:58President Trump would have stopped what he was doing and would have talked to them.
28:02Yeah.
28:02But he looked at him like, that's it.
28:05He looked like the same way.
28:06Like everyone, you know, my son's turned 14.
28:09And he's like, that's it.
28:11You're not grounding me anymore.
28:12I've had it.
28:13I'm like, you don't even have your big boy voice yet, bro.
28:16And you're just looking like, go sit down.
28:19I think he couldn't handle it any more gangster than that to where like, yeah.
28:25What else you got?
28:26And I think I think that's the that's the beauty of him.
28:28Yeah.
28:29You know, and Kennedy, I got to point it out.
28:32All those voices were women.
28:35What is it?
28:37What is wrong with your gender?
28:39I blame you.
28:41I blame you.
28:42Yeah.
28:42Lump me into that category.
28:44They're all they're all these.
28:46It's the same.
28:46They're so hot, though.
28:48These are basically like Victoria's Secret models, you know, all out to get hypnotized
28:53together and find some cute guys.
28:56And then they run into the president like, oh, my God, like we should chant something together
28:59right now.
29:00But so Trump's looking at them like, OK, you're the kill the Jews people and you're calling
29:06me the Hitler of our time.
29:08But you want to kill the Jews.
29:10So you obviously like Hitler.
29:11So do you like me?
29:13Do you hate me?
29:14And that was his confused look.
29:16He's like, what what are you talking about?
29:18Yeah, it's a mixed message, really, when you think about four people, but they wait as
29:22much as 13 people.
29:24Yes.
29:25OK, I have to ask, Michael, how do they know he was there and how did they get in?
29:30Somebody must have tipped them off.
29:31Maybe media matters or something like that.
29:33Here's the thing.
29:34I'm not in favor of D.C. being blockaded, bombed into rubble and all the people who work
29:40they're not having access to food and medicine.
29:42But I'm willing to hear people out who have that perspective.
29:45So if they want to do this kind of Palestine, D.C. correlation, I know it's something to
29:50talk about, right?
29:51Yeah, there you go.
29:52You're open to discussion.
29:53Yeah, this is what Charlie would have wanted.
29:55Yeah, there you go.
29:55We'll bring donuts.
29:56Yeah.
29:57All right.
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32:36Reproduce.
32:37Tyrus, they're the exact opposite of you.
32:39Ooh.
32:40Only NBC...
32:41An NBC poll shows that only 6% of Gen Z women who voted for Kamala view having a child as
32:48like a definition of success.
32:50Well, you know, as far as humans go with the Dems, it's hard to reproduce if you don't
32:57like penis.
32:58So...
32:58You kind of need one.
33:04You know, you take two little chunky blue hairs and they run into each other and keep
33:11running into each other and even if you friction it as fast as you can, no baby's coming.
33:16So you're going to have to stop singing Trump's Hitler and put on a little makeup and mascara
33:23and maybe walk a couple laps, get some competitive dancing or something and get a man because
33:30you kind of need him if you want to make babies.
33:32That is true.
33:33And vice versa.
33:33Also, you know, Michael, this goes back to their kind of like their vision of the future
33:38for themselves.
33:39What?
33:40And the world.
33:40They just don't they they don't see it as an experience that should be shared with
33:45children.
33:46Pardon my bad language, but ideology that's overly populated with people has no choice
33:54but to raise other people's kids as their own.
33:56So to all the conservatives watching this, get your kids out of government schools because
34:01do not be surprised after 12 years that they come home hating you and all your values because
34:06this is who's going to be raising them.
34:08That is so true.
34:09You're very true.
34:10So, Kennedy, once again, I blame women.
34:15It's so weird because you're usually so gracious.
34:20It's going to be shocking for you.
34:21I know.
34:22No, it's just like having a baby is kind of a.
34:25I didn't make you short.
34:26I know.
34:26Oh, having a baby is like a superpower.
34:30Yeah, it is.
34:30I mean, only you guys can do it.
34:32We can't do it.
34:33No matter what our Supreme Court justice says, I can't have a baby.
34:39I don't know.
34:39I disagree with Tyrus.
34:40There's plenty of penis around.
34:42You just have to go in the women's locker room.
34:44It's hard.
34:48It's hard to make babies when you have a man bun and you take your weight and estrogen pills
34:53every day to blend in.
34:54It's not hard.
34:55That's the problem.
34:56That's exactly it.
34:58Soft as a grape in the summertime in the microwave.
35:02Well, that's an image.
35:04Couldn't hit bottom if their name was Anchor.
35:06You know what I'm saying?
35:07It does seem to me, too, that part of the ideology is that by having children, you're giving
35:15into a patriarchal society.
35:17Yeah.
35:17You know, meanwhile, having an abortion is somehow heroic, you know?
35:22Well, some, they're also younger.
35:25Some people don't decide to have kids until they're older.
35:27You would know.
35:29Like, way older.
35:31I took my time.
35:32Yeah.
35:33But I still did it.
35:35I did it.
35:36I'm the hero.
35:39Thank you for your service, Greg.
35:41Yes.
35:44Never forget.
35:46She won't.
35:48Let's roll.
35:49Let's roll.
35:52You got it in.
35:53I got it in.
35:53No, it's obviously, it's also a scary thing.
35:58And I think there's a lot of talk about it being, like, super scary and super difficult,
36:02which it definitely is.
36:03But it's also funny.
36:05Yeah.
36:05Like, it's fun and funny and, you know, I don't know.
36:08I'm definitely, I didn't want kids.
36:11When I was the age Gen Z is, I was like, no, I didn't want kids.
36:14I didn't want kids until, like, I was like, very shortly before I had one.
36:25Is that how it works?
36:26Yeah.
36:27And I'm glad I did it.
36:29But I'm just saying we can also give them time.
36:31I think there's also, we can do a lot to kind of celebrate mothers.
36:36I think there's a lot of, like, you're a mom to every woman, no matter how she does it.
36:40Anytime she does anything, that is what a human would do.
36:43Anytime she's doing anything but literally, like, staring at her child.
36:47It's like, why aren't you staring at, like, celebrating women as people who are also mothers,
36:52I think could go a long way in showing people that you can be a person and a mother at the same time.
36:56With the penis.
36:57Well put.
36:58With the penis.
37:01Alright, enough of that crap.
37:03Up next, the latest in the Cracker Barrel soccer.
37:09Sleep in six minutes with this.
37:11I always feel bad when they do, like, a new production element for a topic we're probably never going to do again.
37:25That's probably the last time we do something on Cracker Barrel.
37:28I don't know.
37:28But tonight, in the ongoing Cracker Barrel saga, the troubled restaurant chain has decided to abandon all remodeling plans, Kennedy.
37:38Remember they're replacing the, they were going with a bland, boring remodel, and now they've even given up on that.
37:45It's not Cracker Barrel.
37:46I'm looking at the picture over your shoulder with the booths and the white shiplap.
37:52That's a place called Melinda's, you know, and you can get apps and rosé.
37:58It's like, that's not Cracker Barrel.
38:00You know what it is?
38:01You know, Michael, it reminds me of every kind of upscale plastic surgeon's office.
38:07Not that I go to them, but like they have, it's all the pastels and some nice tables to sit.
38:12And it's like, it's like a hospital, a hospital cafeteria.
38:17That's, you have salt and pepper shakers that you're plastic surgeon?
38:20Yes.
38:22The one time I ate at Cracker Barrel was when me and my buddies were en route to Charlottesville.
38:26Yeah.
38:27The day after the march, which was the last chapter of my book, The New Write.
38:31And coming from Brooklyn, I'd never even seen one before.
38:34And they had a plate full of white gravy, which looked just like pus.
38:38And it shook like pus.
38:40And I didn't know how I could describe it in the book, because as an adjective, it's pussy, which is spelled.
38:45Yeah.
38:48This was a real problem.
38:50Yeah, it is a problem.
38:51Point being.
38:52Well, point being, I can't wait for this.
38:54I do not have any valuable insight on Cracker Barrel or its patrons.
38:59I have valuable insight.
39:01Please tell me, Kat.
39:02What if the real reason they're not doing the remodel is because they can no longer afford it after how badly the logo went for them?
39:11Yeah, that's true.
39:12Yes, that could be it.
39:12Right?
39:12Yeah.
39:13That could be it.
39:14That's a, like, they lost a lot of money.
39:16That's, like, a really hard to sell that many chicken and dumplings.
39:19Yeah.
39:20To make up for that.
39:21Yeah.
39:21What do you think, Tyrus?
39:23Well, as a stockholder for Cracker Barrel.
39:27Oh, I am.
39:28I bought all that when this stuff broke.
39:30I think sometimes you can ride it a little longer than you need to.
39:36We've seen a lot of actors do that.
39:39And with their career, they had a hit.
39:41Or in bands, you're a music guy.
39:43And they just need one more song.
39:45This is Cracker Barrel.
39:47No, you're not remodeling.
39:49They wouldn't let you change the sign.
39:50What do you think they were going to do with switch the f***ing chairs?
39:54You knew you're not going to remodel.
39:56This is not breaking news.
39:59We should have been like, Cracker Barrel cancels remodel.
40:02Yeah, no kidding.
40:03You can't because they said no.
40:05Yeah.
40:05Don't change anything.
40:07Leave it as it is.
40:08So the ones that they started to remodel, they're going to stop remodeling because they're
40:13going to have a bunch of remodeled empty restaurants if they continue with this.
40:17Or maybe it's because the people that they had hired to work are now deported.
40:22Oh, all the crackers left.
40:25No, yeah.
40:29Sorry, Tyrus.
40:30No, you can have all the crackers you want in a barrel.
40:33That's fine with me.
40:34It's funny, the way Tyrus describes it, Kennedy, and I'll go to you last, it's kind of like
40:41when kids took off their makeup.
40:42Oh, yeah.
40:44Yeah, it's like, put the makeup back on.
40:46You're scaring the children.
40:47No one wanted to see Paul Stanley.
40:49Yes.
40:51He was a good looking one.
40:52It's Jean who's the problem.
40:54Dude, Joy Behar without her makeup looks like Jean Simmons.
40:57It's a little bit nasty, but that's why the CEO was so incompetent, because it was a bad
41:04incompetent, it was a bad road to go down in the first place, and then she screwed everything
41:10up, she was so bad about talking about the rebranding, and now it's like, well, we've
41:16got all these stores that are remodeled, and she's like, nah, and she panics, like, stop
41:20hiring people.
41:21Stop hiring women.
41:22Yeah.
41:25Thank you for coming around, Kennedy.
41:27We got her.
41:28We convinced her.
41:29Yeah.
41:30Yeah, they belong in the kitchen, not remodeling one.
41:33Right.
41:33They belong in the...
41:34Get back in the barrel.
41:35A sexist would say, oh, I can't believe you would laugh at something that sexist.
41:42A lot of single guys in the audience tonight.
41:44What up, fellas?
41:47All right.
41:47We'll take a break.
42:07Cover me!
42:37I was like, I'm so scared.
42:42Now I'm so scared.
42:47I'm so scared.
42:50I'm so scared.
43:00Let's go.
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