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00:00The security got caught in, but now she's attacking all of us.
00:03It's crazy. She's ratting him from outside.
00:05He's not good at that.
00:06All right, back.
00:08You just want her out? That's it?
00:09All right, back.
00:20It's OK.
00:26All right, ma'am, you ready to go?
00:27Yes.
00:29Hey, look, ma'am, make it right.
00:31Ma'am, you need your stuff, you said?
00:34No.
00:35All right, well, that stuff is going to be checked if you come with me.
00:37If there's any proceeds, they're going to be arrested for shoplifting, you understand?
00:48Are you intending on purchasing anything?
00:50Doesn't look like it.
00:51I don't know. That's why I'm asking you.
00:53Do I have this knee?
00:54I don't know, but we will search it to make sure they don't have anything, OK?
00:57You look like my stuff.
00:58OK.
00:59OK.
00:59Well, ma'am, you're not going to leave just yet.
01:01OK.
01:05Do you have any proceeds or anything on you?
01:07Because the establishment said that they witnessed you taking things and putting them in your pockets.
01:11OK?
01:12Do you understand what she's saying?
01:14What she's asking you?
01:15She's asking you, do you have any items?
01:17I'm speaking English perfectly.
01:18All right.
01:19Just this one.
01:20What else do you have?
01:21These are my pockets.
01:22Were you going to pay for that or no?
01:23I can't get to the register yet.
01:26OK.
01:27All right.
01:27What else?
01:28Do you have something in the bag as well or no?
01:29Yeah?
01:30Yeah?
01:31Yeah.
01:32She didn't know you just said it.
01:33You don't even know.
01:34No, that's fine.
01:35Concealing is it by itself.
01:37All right.
01:38So, ma'am, is there anything else that...
01:39OK.
01:40Well, listen.
01:41We're going to be placed under arrest.
01:42OK.
01:43For shopping, huh?
01:44You're going to go here.
01:45You're going to put your hands behind your back.
01:46OK.
01:47Let me see.
01:48Let me see them.
01:49Don't move around.
01:52Oh, you're going to be charged.
01:53We're not doing that.
01:54We're not doing that.
01:55What the f***?
01:56Hold up.
01:57Hold up.
01:58Hold up.
01:59Hold up.
02:00I have a sickness.
02:02I have a sickness.
02:03I have a sickness.
02:04Like, what the f*** are you doing?
02:06What the f*** are you doing?
02:08I'll be too rough.
02:10I'll be too rough.
02:12This is different.
02:13Baby, baby.
02:14Which items?
02:15Where is it?
02:16I'm acting a little too rough.
02:17Come on.
02:18Come over here.
02:19Come on now.
02:20You don't know it.
02:21OK, first of all, I have powers.
02:22How do you know that s***, right?
02:24This is fake.
02:25This is fake.
02:26They're doing too much.
02:27They come and get your s***.
02:28Seriously.
02:29This is a f*** stage thing.
02:31Because they're acting too much.
02:32Like, what the f*** are you doing?
02:34Y'all need to come into my f***ing powers, dummy.
02:37Can you send me one of your s***?
02:39No, no, no.
02:40You're coming into my s***.
02:41Get your back shoes.
02:42You're sitting in my room, sh***.
02:44Y'all have to be like,
02:45y'all f***ing are concerned about my f***ing health.
02:48You're really f***ing my powers.
02:49I thought that.
02:50You're doing too much.
02:52Y'all need to calm down.
02:53You need to calm down.
02:54I can feel that she has more stuff.
02:56More stuff.
02:57OK, OK.
02:57Listen.
02:58This is so I can help you.
02:59Okay.
03:05This is a waste of time.
03:07This is embarrassing for that.
03:09And us.
03:09Okay.
03:10So you want to check it for her?
03:13All right, go ahead.
03:14Check it.
03:22You are the worst.
03:23You're going to get fired.
03:24However this works.
03:26You're doing terrible acting.
03:28Okay?
03:28You're f***ing me up.
03:30It's not even f***ing funny.
03:31Get off of me now.
03:33Relax, relax.
03:34No, no, you just...
03:35Get the f***ing...
03:36Really?
03:36I'm about to kick the f***ing out of you.
03:38All right, go ahead.
03:38Because you don't even know the f***ing you're doing.
03:44Like another pocket?
03:45Yeah, like hidden pockets.
03:46Like in the holes.
03:47That's all separate right here.
03:49Yeah, we're going to have to do that.
03:50Just take it to jail.
03:51Just take it to jail.
03:53This is funny.
03:54Sorry.
03:55Oh, I'm keeping myself safe.
03:57You don't need to cut to my pals.
03:58What are you doing?
04:00Yes, my son.
04:01Listen.
04:01Stop having her face, man.
04:02If you touch me one more time...
04:04Listen, you're not...
04:04You're doing too much.
04:07You're doing...
04:08Who's doing too much?
04:09They are.
04:10Jake, get your w***ing here.
04:11This is just f***ing.
04:13Get the f***ing quarters.
04:14I'm not your f***ing line.
04:15I'm not your f***ing pants.
04:16You're playing too much.
04:18That acting is stupid.
04:19It's dumb.
04:20You're dumb.
04:21The suspect is clearly not in the right mental state, as she claims to be a powerful witch.
04:25And that the officers are hired actors sent by Canadian musician Drake to capture her.
04:29The officers conduct a thorough search as her jacket seems to have many hidden compartments.
04:32But, for example, like we feel stuck in here.
04:34Get the f*** out of here.
04:36So what is this?
04:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:38You don't need worse.
04:39Because you don't know how to...
04:41Just try to relax.
04:42Try to find a pocket for this right now.
04:44This is a waste of...
04:45Yeah.
04:46Just embarrass this s***.
04:47All you can must f***.
04:49You, Drake.
04:50Hi, Henry.
04:51Show her.
04:52You're great.
04:53I don't care.
04:54I don't care.
04:55You're f***ing f***.
04:56You can come and stop this s***.
04:57CUT.
04:58CUT.
04:59Hey, all actors.
05:00You're all actors.
05:01You're actors.
05:02You're actors.
05:03You're acting dumb and you're embarrassing yourself.
05:05What the f*** happened?
05:06Take him.
05:07Take him to the car.
05:09Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke.
05:10Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke.
05:11Drug his f*** up my side.
05:12Boy, she hasn't announced.
05:14Alright, this could have been cheating.
05:16Like, I'm gonna be pissed.
05:18Cause you f*** powers up.
05:20This is not how you do it.
05:21This is not how you do it.
05:22I don't know what you do, but I am powerful.
05:26You are done.
05:27I have f***ing sickness and you are hired for no damn reason.
05:30for no damn reason, you're embarrassing yourself, yes you are, you give no money, you're not a
05:35f***ing guy, I don't have the time, this is Drake talking, you dumb as s***, you're
05:41f***ing actors, that I f***ing hired, I ain't done with the f***ing serious, so keep f***ing
05:46going, keep f***ing, wait, who are you f***ing, something, something, you're dumb as s***,
05:52I think you're cops, sounds like me, okay, alright, you are dumb Drake, I'll do hire real
06:02cops, alright, you're a fake cop, you're a f***ing boss, you're dumb as hard, what does
06:14that even mean, it's the night, this was the f***ing point, let's go, if you think I'm
06:18doing this, I'll f***ing go, just let them, this is your fault, I f***ing let them drink,
06:28but you need to f***ing come in here, help this f***ing boss, and you're wasting your time,
06:35you're not a f***ing boss, you're not a f***ing boss, you're not a f***ing boss,
06:43because they're searching, you're out of bounds, you think they want to have her there, like
06:48watching, you're not a f***ing boss, then we just take the door to go, you're not a f***ing
06:53sorry, I'm sorry, I have to pee, listen, you know what I am, I'm dead, I'm alright, I'm
07:02going to be arrested, so, are you gonna hire me, we're good to go, oh I'm good, thank you
07:10Let's go, let's go, let's go, calm down, oh, I don't even see that, alright, let's go.
07:24Alright, let's go.
07:29Nicola, what?
07:33When are you going to apologize? Why are you doing all this great? Are you trying to embarrass me?
07:40Yes, why?
07:42This isn't how you embarrass somebody?
07:45Um, yeah, I'll write up a book.
07:48That's okay.
07:50Stay in a car, you don't take this off, you're all f***ing flyers!
07:55Put the seatbelt on her.
07:58Sit down.
08:00Sit down.
08:05Put your legs on.
08:07Stop work.
08:08Hold tight for a second.
08:10Look, look, over there.
08:11Where's the station at?
08:12Put your legs on.
08:13What's your badge number?
08:14Put your legs on.
08:15Put your f***ing side.
08:16Stop this.
08:17Stop this.
08:18You f***ing idiot.
08:21It's not even worth it.
08:24You're with the jail.
08:26You don't have to.
08:28You're so much.
08:31Come on.
08:32Come on.
08:33Come on.
08:34Come on.
08:35Come on, come on.
08:36Come on, come on.
08:37Come on, come on.
08:38Oh my God.
08:39You all really trying to kill me?
08:40Here we go.
08:42Here we go.
08:43Here we go.
08:44Come on.
08:45Give me the f***ing shit.
08:4619.
08:47Gonna be transporting one female 10 to 5 to headquarters.
08:49I swear to God, I swear to God, I swear to God, I swear to God, I swear to God, oh my God.
08:59Ma'am, come. Come over here, ma'am.
09:07She's on this side?
09:08No, she's on this side. Come.
09:10It's okay. I'm fine.
09:11Come.
09:12Can you give me a second? Please give me some. You guys didn't arrest me correctly.
09:16Come on, let's go.
09:19I'm done, doctor. I'm done, doctor.
09:20Uh-huh.
09:21You're done with the craziness?
09:29All right, let's go.
09:29Let's go.
09:35Good.
09:38Get your buddy.
09:39Get your buddy.
09:43Get your buddy.
09:44Get your buddy.
09:46You stop.
09:48You're first.
09:49Get your buddy.
09:50Stop.
09:51Come on.
09:51Come on.
09:54Oh my God.
09:56What?
09:58Hey, man.
10:01All right, come on.
10:02Whoa, come on.
10:04Look, wow.
10:07Get your buddy.
10:08Go on, let me.
10:09You started me.
10:10Get your buddy.
10:15Get your buddy.
10:15Hold it, because I've got to pull my gun away.
10:19Get off!
10:49I don't know how to do it.
10:51Here.
10:55I'm going to have to try it.
10:57I'm not just going to have to do it.
10:59It's okay.
11:01It's okay.
11:03It's okay.
11:05It's okay.
11:07It's okay.
11:09It's okay.
11:11It's okay.
11:13It's okay.
11:15It's okay.
11:17It's okay.
11:19It's okay.
11:21It's okay.
11:23It's okay.
11:25It's okay.
11:27It's okay.
11:29Relax.
11:31Take your shoes off, or I'm going to take it off for you.
11:35Take your shoes off.
11:37I'm going to ask you one more time, or I'm going to do it for you.
11:39I can't do it.
11:41I can't do it.
11:43I can't do it.
11:45It's okay.
11:47It's okay.
11:49It's okay.
11:51It's okay.
11:53The suspect was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and retail theft.
11:57Let us know what you thought about this video in the comments.
11:59And make sure to subscribe for more never-before-seen arrest footage.
12:03Thanks for having me.
12:05Thanks for having me.
12:07And bye-bye.
12:09Thanks for having fun.
12:11Thanks for having me.
12:13Thanks for having me.
12:15I was going to do one more episode.
12:17Bye!
12:19Bye.
12:21Bye.
12:23Bye.
12:25Bye.
12:27Bye.
12:29Bye.
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