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00:00:00Actually accepted me as their corporate medical intern. This means I can stay in med school. I have to tell Amber right away
00:00:07Amber
00:00:11Baby, why are you giving him the time of day? I mean you're selling mine, and he's what maybe a five
00:00:16What did you see in him? I don't know. He was supposed to be a doctor, but it's taking forever
00:00:22Now he's just
00:00:24Drowning in debt. Forget about him. I'll take care of you. You are so
00:00:30I
00:00:33Love you, baby
00:00:42Hello Kira Amber cheated on me what yeah, I'm gonna break up with her, but I want to make it hurt
00:00:50Can you help me? Oh, yeah
00:01:00Amber I cheated on you
00:01:13We should break up
00:01:17What did you just say?
00:01:19You cheated? Are you insane?
00:01:21Yeah
00:01:23I cheated
00:01:25With someone 10,000 times hotter
00:01:27Smarter
00:01:29And sexier than you
00:01:31You're a broke student
00:01:33You cheated on me
00:01:35You cheated on me?
00:01:37No, I don't believe it
00:01:39What's the bitch's name?
00:01:41I thought you wouldn't believe me
00:01:43So I brought her here
00:01:45Come out, sweetheart
00:01:55How about that?
00:01:57You cheated on me with a guy?
00:01:59What?
00:02:00What?
00:02:01What the hell, Kira?
00:02:03Miles, did you seriously cheat on me with a man?
00:02:05What?
00:02:07Yeah
00:02:09How about that?
00:02:11Didn't see that one coming, huh?
00:02:13Whoa
00:02:15What the fuck?
00:02:17Please help me
00:02:19Have enough fun
00:02:21I don't like men
00:02:23I'll explain later
00:02:25You cheating gay
00:02:27How dare you make out with your manstress in front of me
00:02:29You homo scumbag
00:02:31I'll kill you
00:02:33You know what?
00:02:35You're right
00:02:37I am a homo scumbag
00:02:39So what?
00:02:41I cheated on you
00:02:43With a man
00:02:45You know what?
00:02:47You're right
00:02:49I am a homo scumbag
00:02:51So what?
00:02:53How dare you
00:02:55With a man?
00:02:57Deal with it
00:03:09Enough
00:03:19Are y'all right?
00:03:23stop pretending no half-decent person would actually fall for miles sir sir i'm so sorry
00:03:44for that whole mess in there i promise i'll watch this and return it as soon as possible
00:03:47uh it looks really expensive keep it i have a hundred of these really wow all right good for you
00:03:55yeah so you cheated huh what oh no cheat my girlfriend my ex-girlfriend amber cheated on
00:04:07me i got a really amazing internship opportunity and then i saw that she was cheating on me so i
00:04:11figured probably better to dump her first so i could focus on my work you know
00:04:15oh hammer what the fuck are you doing josh you're finally here so you're the one who cheated on my
00:04:25precious hammer
00:04:26yeah you hear that you fucking gay i cheated first this is my personal trainer he's richer than you
00:04:39taller than you and much stronger than you so actually i'm the one dumping you you know what
00:04:46amber you're fucking dare to break my amber's heart are you trying to die yeah i mean no i mean
00:04:52i cheated on her first yeah and you know what amber you deserve each other he's all brawn and no brains
00:05:01how about it thanks saves my arm day
00:05:04babe do i still need to beat him up he compliments me on muscles
00:05:10he's calling us brainless
00:05:13he's mocking us baby beat up his boy toy
00:05:16whoa wait hold on he's got nothing to do with this
00:05:19holy shit what what are you doing hit him i can't move i would hurt my hand my hand my hand
00:05:31not just brainless but it looks like those muscles are just for show huh
00:05:36your muscles are useless you can't even beat up two bloody gays
00:05:40damn thank you so much for all that i am so sorry can i take you out to dinner to repay you for
00:05:56all the mess i caused you today i told you i don't like men
00:06:00i told you i don't like men
00:06:05seven two four seven eight
00:06:25Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, sorry.
00:06:55Oh, shit. How could it be him?
00:07:10Damn, why does it have to be him?
00:07:12So, you work at Edward Industries, too? Cool.
00:07:30Uh, just so you know, I didn't come here to, like, stalk you or anything.
00:07:35I'm not that interested in men. I'm not interested in men at all.
00:07:37I'm not gay.
00:07:39I said I'm not gay!
00:07:42Oh, uh, sorry. I thought you were going to kiss me.
00:07:57I already told you, I don't like men.
00:08:02So don't get the wrong idea.
00:08:06Are they kissing?
00:08:16So our CEO likes men?
00:08:19Wait, what?
00:08:20C-E-O?
00:08:24Shh.
00:08:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:28Uh, it's not what it looks like.
00:08:30Misunderstanding!
00:08:33You come back here.
00:08:39You tell anyone about that kiss,
00:08:43and you're fired.
00:08:45It's possible.
00:08:46What the fuck?
00:08:53Miles Bennett actually got into the same company as me?
00:08:57What are you homeless?
00:08:58That's Miles from high school.
00:09:01You know what?
00:09:03I am a homeless scumbag.
00:09:04So what?
00:09:05I cheated on you with a man.
00:09:08He's gay now?
00:09:09What perfect blackmail material.
00:09:14I'm going to make good use of his gay meltdown.
00:09:23Ow!
00:09:24Fuck!
00:09:25Kate?
00:09:27What the fuck are you doing here?
00:09:28I work here.
00:09:30Bitch.
00:09:31Shit!
00:09:31My high school bully is working at the same company as me?
00:09:36Kate, you're not going to...
00:09:38Seriously, you're bullying me like you did in high school.
00:09:42No, no, no, not like I did in high school.
00:09:44Just like right now.
00:09:45Yeah, and let me show you what I'm capable of.
00:09:48All right, let's go.
00:09:50Stop!
00:09:55Please, please don't fire me.
00:09:57You drugged the CEO,
00:09:59and you still want to stay at his company?
00:10:01Dream on.
00:10:03My God!
00:10:04Does she have a dead wish?
00:10:06I mean, Hunter is just too handsome.
00:10:09Wait, we won't try anything to get in his bed.
00:10:11Get out,
00:10:11or he'll pursue legal action.
00:10:18So why did he say handsome, huh?
00:10:21Hunter has erectile dysfunction.
00:10:23He can't even get it up.
00:10:25Hunter has erectile dysfunction.
00:10:35He can't even get it up.
00:10:37If you want to add defamation to your list of crimes,
00:10:40Everett Industries will take you to court for all your work.
00:10:42Security!
00:10:43No, please, no.
00:10:45You cannot replace me.
00:10:48You'll regret this.
00:10:50I'll regret this.
00:10:51Go!
00:10:53Hi, I'm Kate.
00:10:54I'm the new addition to the secretarial pool.
00:10:57I am fully willing to fill in for Mr. Everett's assistance.
00:11:00I don't think so.
00:11:06You.
00:11:06Come here.
00:11:10Me?
00:11:14Me?
00:11:14Yeah.
00:11:17Uh, okay.
00:11:18Wait, you have to be joking.
00:11:20Mr. Everett's assistants are usually girls.
00:11:23Don't think that I don't know what you're doing.
00:11:24Uh, I think there's been a misunderstanding.
00:11:26I'm just a medical intern.
00:11:27Double your salary.
00:11:29Report to the CEO's office now.
00:11:31Oh, and since you're a medical intern?
00:11:38Give Mr. Everett a physical exam to see if he has any side effects from being drugged.
00:11:45You don't have that.
00:11:47Who do you think you are stealing my assistant position?
00:11:50I didn't steal anything.
00:11:51She offered it to me.
00:11:52This isn't high school anymore, Kate.
00:11:53You can't believe me like you used to.
00:11:54Oh, are you threatening me?
00:11:56How about I just tell everyone,
00:11:58You're gay now.
00:11:59What?
00:12:01Damn, Kate was at the coffee shop, too?
00:12:05First of all, I'm not gay.
00:12:07And second of all, that's just me and my ex-girlfriend having an argument.
00:12:11Oh, yeah?
00:12:12Well, you know what?
00:12:15I am a homeless scumbag.
00:12:17So what?
00:12:17Shh, I'm not a joke.
00:12:19I'm not gay.
00:12:20Listen, I'm not gay.
00:12:24Listen, gay boy.
00:12:25I actually started working at this company to seduce the CEO, Hunter Everett.
00:12:29He is New York's most avalancheal person, okay?
00:12:34He is cold.
00:12:34He is handsome.
00:12:35He is abstinent.
00:12:36And he's worth billions.
00:12:38So since you stole my assistant position, you're going to help me win his heart.
00:12:43I'm not ridiculous.
00:12:44Why would I help you do something like that?
00:12:46Okay, well...
00:12:47I guess I'll just send this video to our high school group chat and your pastor father.
00:12:52I wonder what his reaction will be to finding out that you're in the Rainbow Brigade.
00:12:56Don't dare.
00:12:57I guess you don't need the money or the job.
00:13:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:06Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:08I do need the job and I do need the money.
00:13:10Yeah.
00:13:11And I definitely don't want my dad to see that video.
00:13:13If I get you some private time with Mr. Everett, do you promise to delete that video?
00:13:20Ow!
00:13:20Take my documents to my desk.
00:13:23I'm going to go to lunch.
00:13:25Scoot, scoot.
00:13:26Don't push it.
00:13:27Oh, push send?
00:13:28No, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't push that.
00:13:31Scoot.
00:13:33Scoot, scoot.
00:13:35You are just as easy to believe as you were in high school.
00:13:39This is going to be so much fun.
00:13:50This guy's body's in amazing shape.
00:14:13Are you done with the examination?
00:14:16Yes.
00:14:18Yes, sorry.
00:14:19Well, good news is whatever your previous assistant gave you clearly has had no effect
00:14:22on you.
00:14:27Medical student?
00:14:29This is my first assistant who wants to be a doctor.
00:14:36Perfect.
00:14:39Come help me look at...
00:14:42Hunter has erectile dysfunction.
00:14:45He can't even get it up.
00:14:49No way.
00:14:51Is he really asking me to fix his erectile dysfunction?
00:14:58Boss?
00:14:59I think it would be better if you had a, um, specialized doctor look at you with, um, specialized equipment.
00:15:10Yes, but this is a highly invasive examination.
00:15:19I think it would be better if you had a, um, specialized doctor look at you.
00:15:28We're both men.
00:15:29We're both men.
00:15:29It's hardly an evasion of privacy.
00:15:33What's there to be embarrassed about?
00:15:35Unless you see this as...
00:15:37less than professional?
00:15:39Oh, no, of course not.
00:15:42No.
00:15:44I'm not embarrassed.
00:15:45I'm not gay.
00:15:46I'm not trained in andrology, but I really can't lose this job.
00:15:53Why are you still standing there?
00:15:55Come over here and help me look at this, okay?
00:15:57Come over here and help me look at the wound on my back.
00:16:20Huh?
00:16:20What are you doing?
00:16:24Whoa!
00:16:24Oh, what are you doing?
00:16:28I asked you to look at the wound on my back, and you do that?
00:16:34No.
00:16:35Uh, Mr. Eppert, please, let me explain.
00:16:37I injured myself rock climbing last month.
00:16:40Got a few stitches, never got them removed.
00:16:43I wanted you to take a look.
00:16:46Please, let me explain.
00:16:48It's not what you think.
00:16:50With this kind of behavior, I can't possibly keep you as my assistant.
00:16:54No, I need this job to save up for tuition.
00:16:59What is this?
00:17:16Holy shit.
00:17:18Kate, seriously?
00:17:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, boss.
00:17:21This picture, it isn't mine.
00:17:23From the moment that I met you until now, nothing good has happened.
00:17:28I'll have HR send you today's wages.
00:17:30Your previous assistant sent you an erectile dysfunction, and I thought you just wanted me to fix that!
00:17:37If you don't believe me, you can ask anybody in the lobby.
00:17:39They were all there, and they all heard it.
00:17:40Fiona, could you come up here and handle Miles' determination, please?
00:17:51No!
00:17:53Yes.
00:17:54Now.
00:17:54What are you doing?
00:18:04Let go.
00:18:06No!
00:18:07I really need this job.
00:18:08Please, Mr. Everett, please.
00:18:10I'll do anything.
00:18:11I'll respect all your personal boundaries.
00:18:13I'll leave inside a contract, and I'll never talk about your erectile dysfunction ever again.
00:18:18You're still talking about it.
00:18:21I won't if you promise not to fire me.
00:18:22You're pushing your luck.
00:18:25If you don't get up, I'll have security escort you and the lamp out and send you a bill.
00:18:31By the way, that lamp costs $100,000.
00:18:36Well, I'm not going to let go, because if your security comes in with Fiona,
00:18:42they're going to see me tied to your very expensive lamp with your belt,
00:18:45and that's not going to be a very good look for you, is it?
00:18:49You think I can't handle you?
00:18:51I told you, this isn't my company.
00:18:54Who would dare say anything bad about me?
00:18:58Boss, I'm here.
00:18:59Help!
00:19:00I'm tied to this very expensive lamp with my boss's belt.
00:19:04Please, help me!
00:19:05Shut up!
00:19:10Are you crazy?
00:19:12You say maybe it ain't saying anything bad about you.
00:19:15What did you say?
00:19:17Am I hearing things?
00:19:18Fiona, you can go.
00:19:21Everything's fine.
00:19:26Don't make another sound.
00:19:29Do you understand?
00:19:30Or I won't, if you promise not to fire me.
00:19:39Okay.
00:19:39Okay.
00:19:40I'll give you one more chance.
00:19:42Screw up again,
00:19:44and you're gone.
00:19:50Yes, boss.
00:19:51As my assistant,
00:20:06there's a few things
00:20:08you need to know.
00:20:10Get the assistant manual.
00:20:12What is he gonna do?
00:20:39Kiss me?
00:20:45This one.
00:20:48Take it home.
00:20:50Read it carefully.
00:20:51If you violate any of the rules in there,
00:20:53you won't just get fired.
00:20:56You'll be hearing from my legal team.
00:20:59Got it?
00:21:01Yes, boss.
00:21:02Yes, boss.
00:21:02Why is my heart racing so fast?
00:21:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:21:14Calm down, Miles.
00:21:15Calm down.
00:21:16Breathe.
00:21:18You're not gay.
00:21:20You're not gay.
00:21:21Oh, hey!
00:21:41Assistant man, you all?
00:21:43What the hell is this?
00:21:44The CEO does not like being lied to
00:21:51or used in any way.
00:21:53Duh.
00:21:54Two.
00:21:56No fraternizing with colleagues.
00:21:58Ugh.
00:21:59Boring.
00:22:00This bullshit.
00:22:02That's all you got?
00:22:03Like, what are his preferences?
00:22:05Like, what food does he like to eat?
00:22:07What kind of women does he want to fuck?
00:22:08It's my first day on the job.
00:22:11Got me some slack, okay?
00:22:12Oh, my God.
00:22:13This is such bullshit.
00:22:14I'm literally going to go through menopause
00:22:16before your spineless ass gets me anything useful.
00:22:19Look, I don't care how you do it,
00:22:22but get me into his bed.
00:22:24Fast.
00:22:30You're insane.
00:22:33Hey!
00:22:38Take his food in.
00:22:45Just say Fiona asked you to pick up lunch.
00:22:52Coming.
00:22:58What is it?
00:22:59Uh, I brought you your lunch.
00:23:05Lunch?
00:23:06Fiona said that sometimes you work really hard
00:23:08and that you forget to eat.
00:23:10So I brought you your lunch.
00:23:13Cool.
00:23:15Bro.
00:23:15Boss.
00:23:17I'm gonna...
00:23:18go.
00:23:19Now.
00:23:28I hate being lied to.
00:23:31How did he know?
00:23:33I'm screwed.
00:23:36I...
00:23:38Uh...
00:23:39Let me explain.
00:23:42Fiona knows I never eat lunch.
00:23:46So you're lying.
00:23:48What?
00:23:49Damn it, Kate!
00:23:50You screwed me over again?
00:23:52Tell me.
00:23:53Which department is she from?
00:23:55What did she give you?
00:23:57I'll make sure she's fired.
00:23:59I...
00:24:00She...
00:24:01She is...
00:24:02Okay, then.
00:24:04How about I send this video to our high school group chat later and also forward it to your
00:24:08pastor, father.
00:24:09I wonder how they'll react when they see you with a boyfriend.
00:24:14She...
00:24:14She...
00:24:15Is...
00:24:17Me!
00:24:19I sent it.
00:24:20You sent it?
00:24:22You think I'm that gullible?
00:24:27Uh...
00:24:27Well...
00:24:28If...
00:24:29You don't want it...
00:24:31It's a real shame.
00:24:33It's delicious.
00:24:34It's nutritious.
00:24:35It smells really good.
00:24:37It tastes like chicken.
00:24:38Because it is.
00:24:38It's chicken.
00:24:40And I'm gonna throw it away since you don't want it.
00:24:42Whoa!
00:24:56Drugs have been to that man's takeout should be here right about now.
00:25:02Mr. Everett, I am so sorry.
00:25:06Here, here, here, here, here.
00:25:07I'll clean it up.
00:25:08Hey, it...
00:25:09It's fine.
00:25:11Miles.
00:25:12Today, I'm taking Mr. Everett down.
00:25:16Miles, I said it's fine.
00:25:19Mr. Everett!
00:25:30Hey, you...
00:25:31What are you two doing?
00:25:33Who told you you could enter?
00:25:35Get out!
00:25:36It's not what it looks like!
00:25:37I'm not gay!
00:25:45I should leave, too.
00:25:48Right?
00:25:49Yeah.
00:25:50Yeah.
00:25:50I'll deduct my dry-cleaning bill from your salary!
00:26:07You fucking twinkle ink!
00:26:09You were trying to seduce him to ruin my plans, weren't you?
00:26:12I'm not gay, okay?
00:26:14So just let it go.
00:26:15I was just trying to help him.
00:26:17You know what?
00:26:18I don't have to explain myself to you.
00:26:20What a great headline.
00:26:23What a great headline.
00:26:25Renowned CEO has toured a fair with male intern in his office?
00:26:30Look, this is big news.
00:26:32Kate, I'm not gay, okay?
00:26:35And neither is Hunter!
00:26:36Just fucking let it go, all right?
00:26:38Okay, okay.
00:26:40Don't forget, I have real dirt on you.
00:26:43What do you want, Kate?
00:26:45Next Thursday is Mr. Everett's birthday.
00:26:47The company's having a party for him.
00:26:49Just get him there.
00:26:51And then, I'll have my way with him.
00:26:53And then, I'll have my way with him.
00:27:20Hey, Hunter.
00:27:24Long time no see.
00:27:25I know you said you didn't like lunch, but...
00:27:28No one can resist a good steak.
00:27:31So, that lunch really was from him?
00:27:38Ah!
00:27:39Whoa!
00:27:47Hi!
00:27:47I came to tell you about this afternoon's party.
00:27:53So, it was you who sent the food?
00:27:55Yeah!
00:27:56Did you like it?
00:27:58You didn't.
00:27:58I'm sorry.
00:27:59Please don't fire me.
00:28:00I'm trying really hard here.
00:28:01Look!
00:28:02I even cleaned your handkerchief for you.
00:28:03It's brand new.
00:28:04Just for you.
00:28:05Nice shade of blue.
00:28:06Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:28:07Roger.
00:28:07Oh, wait.
00:28:09Are you going to try it?
00:28:09Does that mean you forgive me?
00:28:10Isn't this what you wanted?
00:28:18Yeah!
00:28:21Tell me.
00:28:23Well, why are you following me?
00:28:27Which company sent you?
00:28:28And what did you put in the food?
00:28:31Uh, I think there's been a misunderstanding here.
00:28:34Won't talk?
00:28:36Then you can sit and wait for my lawyers.
00:28:39And I'll discuss it together.
00:28:41Get out.
00:28:43Uh, no!
00:28:44Wait, look!
00:28:44I'll brew it to you!
00:28:46See?
00:28:47What?
00:28:49It's not poison.
00:28:50It's delicious!
00:28:51It's delicious!
00:28:56My decision still stands.
00:28:58You're fired.
00:29:04I gotta go all out.
00:29:08Boss, the reason why I'm doing all this is because I like you.
00:29:23Wait.
00:29:24You like me.
00:29:26But you said you're not gay.
00:29:28And I meant that.
00:29:33I'm not gay.
00:29:35And I'm not into dudes.
00:29:38At least I wasn't.
00:29:40Until I met you.
00:29:42And I just couldn't believe that there could be such a...
00:29:47perfect person could exist in this big, wide world.
00:30:02Anyway.
00:30:03If you like somebody, their gender shouldn't matter.
00:30:07Right?
00:30:08Is this a love confession?
00:30:16Well...
00:30:16This is Hunter.
00:30:18Wait a minute.
00:30:20What did I just say?
00:30:21He looks even angrier.
00:30:23I'm dead!
00:30:24Okay.
00:30:25Okay.
00:30:25Got it.
00:30:29Boss, please don't fire me.
00:30:31I'll work really, really, really hard.
00:30:33Please?
00:30:34Please?
00:30:35Please?
00:30:35Please?
00:30:36Please?
00:30:37Please?
00:30:38I have to go sign a contract.
00:30:43You drive me.
00:30:44What?
00:30:46Don't want to come?
00:30:47Weren't you the one who said you wanted to work hard?
00:30:49Yeah.
00:30:50Yeah?
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:50Oh, my cutie.
00:31:10I'm in trouble.
00:31:12What?
00:31:13There's some guys that are harassing me.
00:31:16Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for a bit?
00:31:18Uh...
00:31:19Pretty, please.
00:31:19I can talk to security over there if you want.
00:31:22There's no time!
00:31:29Why are we running?
00:31:31Is there someone behind us?
00:31:32It's alive!
00:31:39Why are we running when there's no one behind us?
00:31:43Uh...
00:31:44What's going on?
00:31:46You...
00:31:47What are you doing?
00:31:49Uh...
00:31:50Stop, miss!
00:31:51I...
00:31:51Please!
00:31:52I don't need a lap dance!
00:31:53Hey!
00:31:54Stop!
00:31:54Help!
00:31:55He's trying to rape me!
00:31:57What?
00:31:57No!
00:31:57That's not what's going on!
00:31:59I dare you to judge my sister!
00:32:06What?
00:32:07No!
00:32:07Wait!
00:32:07What are you doing?
00:32:08Stop!
00:32:09Whoa!
00:32:09Hey!
00:32:10Let go of me!
00:32:11He brought me in here and then he stripped me of my clothes!
00:32:15Beat him up!
00:32:17Disgusting.
00:32:18You're a disgusting piece of shit.
00:32:20My sister's still a minor.
00:32:21What the...
00:32:23No!
00:32:23She asked me to be her boyfriend!
00:32:28How about you compensate my sister?
00:32:33Let's say, uh...
00:32:34$10,000.
00:32:36Or you don't leave here alive.
00:32:38$10,000?
00:32:40That's...
00:32:41That's crazy!
00:32:42I can't...
00:32:43Wait!
00:32:46Wait!
00:32:47Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:48This is a scam.
00:32:50You're scamming me.
00:32:52Scamming you.
00:32:53You were about to sleep with an under-raised girl.
00:32:58That's impossible!
00:33:00I...
00:33:00I...
00:33:01I, uh...
00:33:02I have erectile dysfunction!
00:33:08I have erectile dysfunction!
00:33:10Everett Industries.
00:33:15That's the Everett Family Company?
00:33:18New York's top business dynasty?
00:33:21You could never work for a company like that.
00:33:24I'm not joking!
00:33:25I'm Hunter Everett's personal assistant!
00:33:27Who cares?
00:33:28My step-cousin Alan is Hunter's best friend.
00:33:30So what that made to you?
00:33:34It's Hunter Everett!
00:33:36Oh!
00:33:40You know what?
00:33:47Drop the axe.
00:33:49It's even.
00:33:50If the president of the United States was here,
00:33:52he couldn't save you.
00:33:53You're not gonna pay up?
00:33:55We'll beat it at you.
00:33:58No!
00:33:59Please!
00:34:03Stop!
00:34:03Mr. Everett!
00:34:10What?
00:34:11You're game!
00:34:17What happened?
00:34:20Alan.
00:34:21Getting easy and apologised.
00:34:23Now!
00:34:23Alan, what the fuck are you hitting me for
00:34:25when he's the rapist?
00:34:27Bullshit!
00:34:28You think I didn't know the scam
00:34:29that you love playing?
00:34:31I told you to quit this bullshit a long time ago.
00:34:33But whatever.
00:34:34He's just some guy pretending to be Hunter's assistant.
00:34:37Why do I got to apologise to him?
00:34:43You fucking idiot!
00:34:45He is Hunter's assistant.
00:34:51Boss, I'm so sorry.
00:34:53I thought you needed help.
00:34:54That's why I went in there.
00:34:55I'll reprint all the company documents.
00:34:57Please don't fire me.
00:34:58Miles, it's not your fault.
00:35:00Are you hurt?
00:35:02Me?
00:35:03No, no, no.
00:35:04I'm fine.
00:35:05I just got a couple of scrapes and bruises.
00:35:07I think that we'll get in the way of work tomorrow.
00:35:09Miles, I'm not gonna fire you, okay?
00:35:11You're not?
00:35:13Oh, thank you so much, sir!
00:35:15I promise I won't mess up again!
00:35:18I can't...
00:35:20Breathe!
00:35:22Sorry.
00:35:23Sorry.
00:35:24Damn.
00:35:25Come on.
00:35:27Those people who hurt you, we're gonna make them pay.
00:35:36So, for years now, I've put up with all of your antics.
00:35:40Now, you actually mess with Hunter's assistants?
00:35:42I'm gonna fucking kill you!
00:35:44No!
00:35:45No!
00:35:45No!
00:35:45No!
00:35:46No!
00:35:46No!
00:35:47No!
00:35:47How was I supposed to know?
00:35:49Don't all billionaires get hot assistants?
00:35:52How was I supposed to know he was gonna be a guy?
00:35:53No!
00:35:56Listen, you know what to do.
00:35:57I need to spell it out to you.
00:36:01I...
00:36:01I...
00:36:02I'm sorry, sir.
00:36:05The person you need to apologize to is Miles.
00:36:09I'm sorry, sir.
00:36:10I didn't recognize you as the CEO's assistant.
00:36:18I'm an idiot!
00:36:20I'm a loser!
00:36:21Please, please, forgive me, don't hold a crutch against a pathetic loser like myself.
00:36:30Mr. Everett's, I think we both can agree that my step-cousin's apologies are sincere enough.
00:36:36In regards to our collaboration...
00:36:38Everett Industries will not ever cooperate with a business related to you ever again.
00:36:46Miles, let's go back to the office.
00:36:51Damn it, I forgot today is his birthday!
00:37:02Boss, uh, I'm gonna go to the convenience store really quick.
00:37:05I'll be right back.
00:37:11It's so cold.
00:37:13Hunter, try not to be moved to tears when you see this.
00:37:18Hey!
00:37:19Are you blind?
00:37:20Oh, man, you made me drop my cupcakes!
00:37:25What did you say to me?
00:37:27You want to repeat that?
00:37:28I don't want any trouble, guys.
00:37:30They were a birthday present.
00:37:31They were the last cupcakes at the store.
00:37:33What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
00:37:34Settle down, twink.
00:37:35Twink?
00:37:36I'm not gay!
00:37:37Why does everybody think I'm gay?
00:37:40Sure these are pretty good.
00:37:41Really good.
00:37:42Hold on, are you seriously mugging me for my cupcakes right now?
00:37:46You can't eat those!
00:37:48Can't eat them?
00:37:48These ones?
00:37:50Yeah, these.
00:37:51Yeah, those ones!
00:37:52You know, that looks great on you.
00:38:09That's a good look.
00:38:10It looks good.
00:38:10It looks good.
00:38:11You don't have no idea what I've been through today.
00:38:19What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:38:21You got a death wish or something?
00:38:23I think you're the one with the death wish.
00:38:32Get your hands off, my man!
00:38:34Hey, this is none of your business.
00:38:35Get lost or I'll cut that pretty face of yours.
00:38:39He's got a knife.
00:38:40Hunter, no!
00:38:41Now get lost!
00:39:00Hunter?
00:39:00Hunter?
00:39:07Hunter, you're hurt.
00:39:08I was trying to protect you.
00:39:10Who asked you to do that?
00:39:12And why were you out here for so long?
00:39:15Haven't you caused me enough trouble today?
00:39:18What, you think I was out here trying to buy poison for your food?
00:39:21That's not what I meant.
00:39:22I was trying to surprise you with cupcakes for your birthday.
00:39:28My birthday?
00:39:29Yeah, it's your birthday today, stupid.
00:39:31You missed the party HR was going to throw for you, so I figured I'd surprise you with cupcakes.
00:39:40Okay.
00:39:41Where are the cupcakes?
00:39:42Where are the cupcakes?
00:39:42Wait.
00:39:56You gotta make a wish before you blow it out.
00:39:58I already made my wish.
00:40:06You want some help?
00:40:08Yeah.
00:40:08Yeah.
00:40:08Yeah.
00:40:12Uh, thank you for celebrating my birthday.
00:40:31Look, I wasn't angry at you back there.
00:40:34I, I was just worried.
00:40:36I, I thought I might lose you.
00:40:39I'm quiet.
00:40:43You're still angry with me?
00:40:47Look, it was my fault.
00:40:50I, about that love confession, I've thought it over.
00:40:55I, I, I accept.
00:41:00Myles, you have a fever.
00:41:24Hey.
00:41:27Hey, little doctor, hey.
00:41:28Hey, don't sleep.
00:41:31You need to take off your wet clothes, okay?
00:41:34Hey.
00:41:35Hey.
00:41:36Hey.
00:41:38No, no, no, please, please don't take off my clothes.
00:41:46You need to dry off, otherwise you'll get sick.
00:41:48Then you take off your clothes first.
00:41:52It's only light.
00:41:55Ugh.
00:41:58Okay.
00:42:03I took mine off.
00:42:06Now, can you take yourself, please?
00:42:15Come here.
00:42:16There you go.
00:42:17Get yourself right now, okay?
00:42:20Okay.
00:42:20Can I sleep now?
00:42:23I'm cold.
00:42:27You do it.
00:42:29Hey.
00:42:29There you go.
00:42:31You're still so hot.
00:42:33You're a doctor.
00:42:33How do we bring the fever down?
00:42:35Everything hurts.
00:42:37Please, please make it stop.
00:42:39Ugh.
00:42:56Ugh.
00:42:57um
00:43:03Hey
00:43:06no, no, no, I'm the doctor. I didn't write a prescription for any pills
00:43:12where did these come from?
00:43:16That's gross, I don't want it.
00:43:21Miles, as your boss, I order you to take it.
00:43:26Intern, I order you to feed it to me, please.
00:43:36Here, take this.
00:43:42Water, okay.
00:43:44This, too.
00:43:56What the hell am I doing?
00:44:26That's right.
00:44:36Here, take this.
00:44:43Here, take this.
00:44:50Here, take this.
00:44:51What the hell was that?
00:44:59Did we?
00:45:01Where am I?
00:45:16Oh, you're awake.
00:45:19Your fever broke?
00:45:20Mr. Everett!
00:45:21This...
00:45:23House?
00:45:26Wow.
00:45:29We didn't do anything, right?
00:45:35What? Were you expecting something to happen between us?
00:45:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:40I just thought you...
00:45:44I don't know, man.
00:45:45I feel like I just keep causing you trouble.
00:45:48Is that so?
00:45:49And this trouble, does it have something to do with your confession to me yesterday?
00:45:56Miles, you've lost your fucking mind! Kate can't ever find out about this!
00:46:02I don't care what your sexuality is, but if you behave unprofessionally, I will not hesitate to fire you instantly.
00:46:12I, uh, I'll, uh, keep my work and life separate. Promise. Sir.
00:46:25Now he's definitely convinced I'm into men!
00:46:34Uh, sir, something's come up with the company. I have to go.
00:46:42Like, I'm not too strong? I... I'm not even gay. Why am I overthinking this?
00:46:53What the fuck is going on? Can we just talk like civilized people?
00:46:56I told you to drug him. You spilled his salad.
00:46:59I told you to invite him to the birthday party. You let him slip away.
00:47:03Drug him? What are you talking about?
00:47:05Hunter had to sign another contract.
00:47:07I don't have the patience for that trigger bell.
00:47:10The company's having a retreat next week, and you have to sit in there with Hunter or else.
00:47:18Told me you're gonna fucking kill me!
00:47:21Screw this up, and you're finished.
00:47:27My itinerary for the company retreat...
00:47:29Fucking, fucking no!
00:47:30He's not trying to kill himself, is he?
00:47:37Because I rejected his confession?
00:47:38Come on, come on, come on, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach.
00:47:45Don't do anything stupid.
00:47:46I never rejected you.
00:47:48Whoa.
00:47:49Really?
00:47:53I accept the confession.
00:48:03What did you just say?
00:48:04You have a lot of good qualities, Miles.
00:48:06You're brave.
00:48:07kind, honest
00:48:09so I
00:48:10I accept your love confession
00:48:14no, no, no, no
00:48:19you're not thinking straight right now
00:48:20how am I supposed to think straight, Miles?
00:48:22you're the one who was about to jump off a building
00:48:24what?
00:48:25I've never been confessed to by a guy before
00:48:28you've got to know that
00:48:30wait, no, no, no
00:48:31I don't think you understand
00:48:32I wasn't trying to jump off a building
00:48:33what I'm saying is
00:48:35I agree
00:48:36what?
00:48:37but I
00:48:40I can't
00:48:44why not?
00:48:46you started this
00:48:47you kissed me at the coffee shop
00:48:49you're the one who confessed to me
00:48:51because
00:48:53because
00:48:54you have erectile dysfunction
00:48:56boss?
00:49:04Miles?
00:49:04you too
00:49:05I just came to confirm the
00:49:07accommodations and the bookings for the
00:49:09company retreat
00:49:10company retreat
00:49:11company retreat
00:49:11yes, they're all there
00:49:12I'll circle back with you
00:49:14later, Fiona
00:49:15okay, sure
00:49:15I think we should take a breath and think about this
00:49:21miles
00:49:23he was the one who confessed to me
00:49:28why does it feel like I'm the one being rejected?
00:49:31e.D.
00:49:44why would he think I have problems like that?
00:49:44someone must be spreading slander on me
00:49:46someone must be spreading slander on me
00:49:46I need to clear things up
00:49:49wait
00:49:49Wait. Why do I need to clear things up? He came on to me first.
00:50:02Boss, I need your final sign-off on the retreats... activities.
00:50:06Miles, put your things down. I have an online meeting. I need you to take notes.
00:50:11Uh, actually, I need to help set up for the party, but Kate can help you, right?
00:50:16Boss, there's this place behind the retreat with amazing views. Let me show you around.
00:50:21Who exactly is CEO here?
00:50:23Boss, I... and I thought we could...
00:50:26Oh, Miles. You're gonna get it for me.
00:50:41Oops.
00:50:45Fiona? Oh, no.
00:51:00He's having an allergic reaction.
00:51:02Miles got the cake. I saw him put it there.
00:51:10He's having an allergic reaction.
00:51:12I put a label on it. There's no way there's mango in there.
00:51:17Fiona, did you eat from the wrong box?
00:51:20I have an empty bag. Just give me a sec.
00:51:21Who knows if you did this on purpose?
00:51:23What are you trying to kill her and finish the job?
00:51:27Breathe. Breathe.
00:51:30Of course not.
00:51:32Why would I hurt Fiona?
00:51:33And even if it was me, how would I know she'd eat the cake?
00:51:36Reason? Too simple.
00:51:37A promotion.
00:51:42You want to go from executive assistant to the director of HR.
00:51:45Forget about hard work, right, ladies?
00:51:47You just want to be on easy street.
00:51:49He's always been pretty close to the boss.
00:51:51Last time I saw him and the boss in the elevator.
00:51:54Oh, my gosh. Is that why he doesn't get too close to women?
00:51:56A scheming slut like you deserves to be fired.
00:52:01It's your fault, you damn fairy.
00:52:03Seducing Hunter and ruining my plans.
00:52:07What's going on here?
00:52:14What's going on here?
00:52:15Boss!
00:52:17Fiona's allergic to mango and Miles gave her a piece of cake with mango in it.
00:52:21He's trying to kill people to get to the corporate ladder.
00:52:23Right at the top.
00:52:24That's not true. She's lying.
00:52:27Miles is a responsible person.
00:52:28I don't believe he would do something like that.
00:52:30But he was in charge of the cake.
00:52:33And in that case, we can check the security footage.
00:52:35The what?
00:52:41Now that I think about it,
00:52:43everyone was handing cakes to each other,
00:52:44so it could have been anybody who makes things up, right?
00:52:47Right?
00:52:48You better back me up on this, Miles, or else I'll...
00:52:51Or else you'll what?
00:52:54Or else you'll what?
00:53:00This was my fault from the beginning.
00:53:02I've caused Hunter so much trouble.
00:53:04I can't let her tarnish his reputation.
00:53:07Actually...
00:53:08It was my fault.
00:53:14Sort of.
00:53:14I shouldn't have put the boxes next to each other.
00:53:16I'm so sorry.
00:53:20I'll resign.
00:53:39Hey.
00:53:42Well, well.
00:53:42If it isn't my broke, unemployed, gay ex-boyfriend.
00:53:47Amber, what are you doing here?
00:53:54This resort belongs to Everett Industries.
00:53:57With my pretty face and hot bod,
00:53:59landing the CEO will be a piece of cake.
00:54:01Wait.
00:54:02So you're just going to let your girlfriend
00:54:04seduce other men?
00:54:06What's the problem?
00:54:08Amber loves me.
00:54:09Besides, she said once she gets rich,
00:54:11she's going to buy a new yacht.
00:54:12Oh, great.
00:54:14You guys are even dumber than I thought.
00:54:16You know what?
00:54:17Thank you so much for cheating on me, Amber.
00:54:19I really mean that.
00:54:20You're a penniless med student
00:54:22who's drowning in student loans.
00:54:24You're never going to amount to anything,
00:54:26and you want to talk down to me?
00:54:28You know what Amber told me?
00:54:29She was the last woman you ever loved.
00:54:31She's so irresistible.
00:54:33After you found out about us,
00:54:34you stopped liking women altogether.
00:54:38You know what?
00:54:39Think whatever you want.
00:54:42Fine.
00:54:42I'm gay.
00:54:44Yeah, that's right.
00:54:45I'm gay.
00:54:46I like men.
00:54:48I'm gay.
00:54:49So what?
00:54:51Yeah.
00:54:52We know.
00:54:54Your boyfriend's here.
00:54:56Miles.
00:54:57Is that you?
00:54:57What the fuck?
00:54:59Remember me?
00:55:01You're going to pay for last time,
00:55:03you dick.
00:55:03Hey, don't touch him.
00:55:05If you want a flight,
00:55:05take it out on me.
00:55:08Don't touch him.
00:55:09If you want a flight,
00:55:10take it out on me.
00:55:11Ow.
00:55:13Hey.
00:55:14Hunter, run.
00:55:15Don't you know where we are?
00:55:32Get out before I call security.
00:55:36You're telling me to get out of my family's own resort.
00:55:39Don't be ridiculous.
00:55:41You?
00:55:42You couldn't possibly afford to stay at an Everett Industries resort.
00:55:46I think he's going crazy.
00:55:47He's just spitting bullshit.
00:55:51Crazy?
00:55:52I'll show you who's crazy.
00:55:53You two are trespassing on private property
00:55:59and threatening the safety of our CEO.
00:56:01Wait, what?
00:56:02You're actually the CEO of Everett Industries?
00:56:05The most eligible bachelor in New York is Miles' boyfriend?
00:56:08How?
00:56:09Oh, my fucking God.
00:56:15Hunter and Miles are dating.
00:56:19Hunter's a big old gay.
00:56:24Hey.
00:56:25Hey, are you okay?
00:56:26Yeah.
00:56:27Yeah, I'm fine.
00:56:28I'm really sorry.
00:56:31I feel like I just keep causing you trouble.
00:56:34I know I already resigned,
00:56:36but is there any way I can take the company bus tomorrow?
00:56:39I have no way of getting home.
00:56:42I reject your resignation.
00:56:46No one's ever tried to jump off a building for me?
00:56:50I actually wasn't trying to jump off a building,
00:56:52and I think most importantly, you don't like men.
00:56:56I shouldn't have confessed anything to you.
00:56:58But your confession, it still stands?
00:57:03Damn it.
00:57:04Why is my heart racing?
00:57:09I don't care.
00:57:10I don't care.
00:57:11I don't care.
00:57:12I don't care anymore.
00:57:16Get me over here.
00:57:17What the hell are you doing here?
00:57:18Haven't you fucked me over enough?
00:57:20I haven't gotten what I've wanted yet.
00:57:21Oh, you want to tell my parents I'm gay, right?
00:57:24You know what?
00:57:26Go ahead.
00:57:27I don't care anymore.
00:57:29That's nothing.
00:57:29Now I know that the guy that you kissed the other day
00:57:34was the C-E-O.
00:57:38How do you know...
00:57:40How do you know...
00:57:45Wait, I mean, uh...
00:57:48You're making things up?
00:57:50It's like life wants me to win.
00:57:52How else would I get such a perfect opportunity?
00:58:00I think you got it all wrong.
00:58:04This is a complete misunderstanding.
00:58:05Hunter and I have nothing to do with...
00:58:06I don't care what the truth is.
00:58:08I want harsh money.
00:58:11One million dollars in 24 hours
00:58:13or I sell this video to the media.
00:58:15The company's stocks crash.
00:58:19Bye-bye, Everett Industries.
00:58:20One million dollars?
00:58:23Are you insane?
00:58:24What do you think the headline should be?
00:58:29CEO gets caught with male assistant in his pants?
00:58:33Or rich tycoon and his secret twin?
00:58:38That's all.
00:58:39Loser?
00:58:48Sir, can I ask you something?
00:58:50Hunter?
00:58:57What is it this time?
00:59:00Um...
00:59:01Hypothetically speaking,
00:59:03if someone were to spread a rumor
00:59:05that you were gay
00:59:06and then the company's stocks plummeted,
00:59:09what would you do?
00:59:12I mean, like,
00:59:14obviously hypothetically speaking,
00:59:15because you're not gay.
00:59:16Honestly,
00:59:17I...
00:59:18I couldn't care less.
00:59:23Categorizing people by sexual orientation,
00:59:25it's ridiculous to begin with.
00:59:29If you like someone,
00:59:31their gender shouldn't matter at all.
00:59:34If you like somebody,
00:59:36their gender shouldn't matter, right?
00:59:37He remembered that?
00:59:40But,
00:59:41as CEO of Everett Industries,
00:59:42I do have a responsibility
00:59:44to my employees and my investors.
00:59:46I would never
00:59:47let my personal life jeopardize the company.
00:59:51Not unless
00:59:52there was no other choice.
00:59:55And if someone tried to harm it,
00:59:58they would not walk away unscathed.
01:00:00But you,
01:00:03you don't have to worry about that.
01:00:07Okay.
01:00:10I understand.
01:00:11You've already done so much for me.
01:00:14I can't keep being a burden.
01:00:25But,
01:00:25why are you bringing this up all of a sudden?
01:00:28It's nothing.
01:00:29I feel like
01:00:31you have something to tell me.
01:00:35I'm gonna go
01:00:36clean the warehouse.
01:00:46So,
01:00:46you can
01:00:47transfer the loan to my account in
01:00:49three days?
01:00:52Great.
01:00:54Thanks.
01:00:56Once I pick it off with the hush money,
01:00:58she won't bother Hunter anymore.
01:01:01Right?
01:01:02When did you get here?
01:01:04Uh,
01:01:04I've been here.
01:01:06I'm just, uh,
01:01:07organizing the
01:01:08team building supplies.
01:01:10Perfect.
01:01:11I was gonna stay and help, too.
01:01:13Let's also change the lights in here.
01:01:15Yeah.
01:01:15Yeah.
01:01:15Yeah.
01:01:16Hey,
01:01:18listen,
01:01:19about this afternoon,
01:01:21I know it was Kate.
01:01:23Why didn't you call her out?
01:01:27I can't tell you that.
01:01:33What are you two doing?
01:01:35Mr. Everett,
01:01:36what brings you here?
01:01:37Mr. Everett,
01:01:40what brings you here?
01:01:43Uh,
01:01:44you two need some help?
01:01:46No.
01:01:46Noah said he could help me with everything
01:01:49in here.
01:01:50Yeah,
01:01:50and, uh,
01:01:51it's too much for one person anyway,
01:01:53and we'll get it done faster together.
01:01:55Then hurry up.
01:02:00Don't waste time.
01:02:01I'll lend you both a hand.
01:02:04Mr. Everett,
01:02:05we really don't need
01:02:06the extra help.
01:02:07I said
01:02:08what I said.
01:02:13Andrew,
01:02:14what are you doing?
01:02:31Watch out!
01:02:42It's all.
01:02:49Hunter,
01:02:49are you okay?
01:02:51Uh,
01:02:52it's fine,
01:02:53it's fine.
01:02:53It's just a scratch.
01:02:54No way,
01:02:55I need to watch the spelling.
01:02:56Let me take a look.
01:02:57Come on.
01:03:00Mr. Everett,
01:03:01I'll go get some help.
01:03:09Hold on.
01:03:10I'll get some topical lidocaine for you.
01:03:16What's this?
01:03:18Starting to worry about me?
01:03:19I'm a doctor.
01:03:20It's part of the job.
01:03:22Is that all it is?
01:03:23Shh.
01:03:27This is gonna hurt.
01:03:28Myles,
01:03:32stop avoiding me.
01:03:35Whatever secret you've got
01:03:36locked up inside,
01:03:37you can tell me.
01:03:39I'll share the brain with you.
01:03:42I can't miss things up
01:03:43for him again.
01:03:44Once I'm picking it off,
01:03:46I'll resign.
01:03:46What's going on?
01:03:56Hello?
01:03:58The door is locked
01:03:59from the outside.
01:04:01This warehouse is,
01:04:02is airtight.
01:04:03The lights are out.
01:04:07There's,
01:04:07there's no easy.
01:04:08Miles,
01:04:10what's wrong?
01:04:11I'm,
01:04:12I'm,
01:04:13I'm claustrophobia.
01:04:17Hey,
01:04:17I got you.
01:04:18Hey,
01:04:18stay with me.
01:04:21Hi.
01:04:21You're a doctor.
01:04:23What?
01:04:24What?
01:04:25What?
01:04:26This claustrophobia,
01:04:27huh?
01:04:30Okay?
01:04:31Listen to my voice.
01:04:34Okay?
01:04:35Don't be scared.
01:04:36I got you.
01:04:36Don't be scared.
01:04:37My,
01:04:38my,
01:04:38my father,
01:04:41wants me in the closet.
01:04:44Hey,
01:04:44don't think about that right now,
01:04:46okay?
01:04:46Listen to my voice.
01:04:48Stay with me.
01:04:50It's too hot, dear.
01:04:52Come on.
01:04:53It's too hot.
01:04:54It's hot.
01:04:56I need to go.
01:04:57Hey.
01:04:59Stay with me,
01:05:00Miles.
01:05:01I'm,
01:05:02I don't think it's good.
01:05:04What?
01:05:05I'm,
01:05:05I'm,
01:05:05I'm,
01:05:06I'm,
01:05:07my head
01:05:08My head's,
01:05:08my head's,
01:05:09My head's,
01:05:10in,
01:05:11fuck,
01:05:12three miles!
01:05:13Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:05:38Hey, hey, hey, you okay?
01:05:40You okay?
01:05:43Hey, hey, hey, hey, okay, it's okay, it's okay.
01:05:48Oh, my gosh.
01:05:51The darkness saved me.
01:05:55Hey, hey.
01:05:59I mean, I just wanted to kiss you.
01:06:04it's not what it looks like
01:06:26if anyone discloses what they saw here today
01:06:33they'll be hearing from my legal team
01:06:35Fiona, I need you to draft a legal statement now
01:06:39but as CEO of Everett Industries
01:06:46I have a responsibility to my employees and my investors
01:06:50I would never let my personal life jeopardize the company
01:06:55Hunter's cutting all ties with me
01:06:58I dropped a statement
01:06:59I'm going to go public about my relationship with Miles
01:07:02Mr. Everett, you know how much this could impact the stock price?
01:07:06I believe I'll invest in the company
01:07:08not my personal affairs
01:07:10but our competitors will definitely use this against us
01:07:13alright
01:07:16I'll gather as quickly as I can
01:07:25I'll get right now
01:07:36it all ties with me
01:07:37I never cared about you to begin with
01:07:39that's a good thing
01:07:42I've got a plug-set
01:07:44take care about you to begin with her
01:07:46Are you alright?
01:07:59Alright.
01:08:21Are you okay, Hunter?
01:08:23Yeah, I'm fine.
01:08:27Uh...
01:08:29I'm gonna resign.
01:08:30Resign?
01:08:31You can't be serious.
01:08:32You didn't do anything wrong.
01:08:35Why don't you make the company...
01:08:38...thing?
01:08:39I hate team bonding stuff.
01:08:42Besides...
01:08:43...you were...
01:08:45What?
01:08:46I know what you're going through.
01:08:48We're the same.
01:08:52Oh!
01:08:53No, I...
01:08:54I'm not...
01:08:55I don't...
01:08:58So this is why you skipped the event?
01:09:02So this is why you skipped the event?
01:09:06Even if you're a big scary boss, you should still knock.
01:09:09It's different.
01:09:10He's my assistant.
01:09:14Don't have to go with you if I don't want to!
01:09:16Do you realize company strictly forbids fraternizing between colleagues?
01:09:22Fine!
01:09:24Then I resign...
01:09:25Now.
01:09:27Company policy requires 48 hours notice for resignation.
01:09:32You...
01:09:33Get...
01:09:34Out.
01:09:35Why are you on the spot?
01:09:36What the fuck do you want, asshole?
01:09:39Be ready by 7.30.
01:09:40You're coming with me to an important client meeting.
01:09:43HUNTER!
01:09:44One time no see!
01:09:45I'm really looking forward to working together.
01:09:46This is my assistant Miles.
01:09:47This is Ms. Monroe.
01:09:48Hello.
01:09:49Hello.
01:09:50I'm not too shabby.
01:09:51A handsome young man.
01:09:52And that adorable little face.
01:09:53Oh.
01:09:54Let's find some more quiet to talk.
01:09:55Hunter, one time, no see.
01:10:02I'm really looking forward to working together.
01:10:04This is my assistant, Miles.
01:10:07This is Miss Monroe.
01:10:08Oh, hello.
01:10:10Not too shabby.
01:10:12The handsome young man and that adorable little face.
01:10:18Let's find some more quiet to talk.
01:10:20I'd like to finalize our partnership.
01:10:25Hunter, I've really been looking forward to our partnership.
01:10:33I'm completely on board with everything.
01:10:36And now the contract is going to be together today.
01:10:39One small request.
01:10:42I have some contract details I'd like to discuss with your little assistant in my room.
01:10:52Sorry, Tammy.
01:10:53Our company doesn't sell employees with deals.
01:11:00Our company doesn't sell employees to close deals.
01:11:04That was just a joke.
01:11:05That boy was young enough to be my son.
01:11:10This is Hunter.
01:11:11Bring Hunter's assistant to my room.
01:11:22But didn't he just say...
01:11:23Are you stupid?
01:11:26That's a yes.
01:11:28Haven't you figured it out yet?
01:11:30Not everyone says things outright.
01:11:32Oh.
01:11:32Go on.
01:11:34Okay.
01:11:34Okay.
01:11:34Okay.
01:11:34Okay.
01:11:34Okay.
01:11:34Okay.
01:11:34Okay.
01:11:34Okay.
01:11:38Okay.
01:11:38Okay.
01:11:39Okay.
01:11:39Okay.
01:11:40Okay.
01:11:40Hunter wanted me to wait.
01:11:50Here?
01:11:52No.
01:11:53No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:11:54Miles, calm down.
01:11:57Miles, remember.
01:11:59You're not gay.
01:12:01You don't like men.
01:12:03And even if you did, Hunter would never be interested in somebody like you.
01:12:09You will resign tomorrow, and you will forget him as soon as possible.
01:12:21Hunter, I don't think there's any future between us.
01:12:26Oh, of course there's no future together.
01:12:34We're just gonna have some fun tonight, my little love.
01:12:39Miss Monroe?
01:12:41Uh, I'm sorry, I think I'm in the wrong room.
01:12:47Oh.
01:12:48Whoa.
01:12:50Don't run, handsome.
01:12:52A little toss in the hay and, you know, closing your CEO's contract.
01:12:58Oh, that's easy work.
01:13:00Uh, I think there's been a misunderstanding.
01:13:03I'm gonna go get Mr. Everett for you.
01:13:05Don't be scared, darling.
01:13:08There's no misunderstanding.
01:13:10Mr. Everett arranged this himself.
01:13:12How could I refuse?
01:13:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:13:17You said I arranged?
01:13:18There's no way he, he would have told me.
01:13:22Oh, well, not in so many words.
01:13:25Some things are done on the DL.
01:13:29But he did say if you please me tonight, that you will get a promotion and a rape.
01:13:35Whoa.
01:13:44Huh?
01:13:45Uh, no, uh, Miss Monroe, I, I, I, I don't want this.
01:13:49Think of the scandal.
01:13:50I, I, I, I, I, I'm just an intern.
01:13:52I don't want any trouble.
01:13:53Please, please, please.
01:13:53Oh, are you just my perfect little assistant?
01:13:57Yes.
01:13:59Oh, I love a good role play.
01:14:01I'm gonna be your naughty, naughty, bad boss.
01:14:06No.
01:14:07This woman's insane.
01:14:09But if I offend her, what happens to the company's million dollar deal?
01:14:12Oh, Miss Monroe, I'm gonna disappoint you.
01:14:15Oh.
01:14:16I, I, I, I know I'm still young, but I actually, uh.
01:14:23I have erectile dysfunction.
01:14:25Erectile dysfunction.
01:14:27Poor, poor, poor baby.
01:14:31I have something that's gonna keep you hard all night.
01:14:37Night.
01:14:37Who's...
01:14:38No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:14:42Wait, no, please, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, and read me.
01:14:47Who said you could touch one?
01:14:54Hunter, what is this?
01:14:56Are you throwing away our contract?
01:14:59I already told you.
01:15:00This is not how I close my deals.
01:15:02I can't believe you have the guts to pull my assistant into this.
01:15:07Playing dumb is not a good look at you.
01:15:10It's industry and you gave me permission.
01:15:13I don't give a fuck about the contract.
01:15:16I'll toss it out.
01:15:18Better than stooping this low.
01:15:21You're going to throw away a multi-million dollar contract for an assistant who you can replace with the wave of your hand.
01:15:30He's not an assistant I can replace with the wave of a hand.
01:15:36He's mine.
01:15:40You...
01:15:42You two are together.
01:15:53You...
01:15:55You two are together.
01:16:00Just you wait, Hunter.
01:16:08I'm going to tell the whole world that you like men and that you're stick-dick in your assistant.
01:16:16It's pathetic.
01:16:19Are you alright?
01:16:20Come here, come here, come here.
01:16:24Hunter, why are you still here?
01:16:26I thought you were going to be with Fiona.
01:16:32Why would I be with Fiona?
01:16:34Because you were going to draft that statement to Thomas with me.
01:16:42Miles!
01:16:43I'm not a fucking idiot.
01:16:47I know you were lying when you made that confession.
01:16:50It was a misunderstanding.
01:16:51Okay, the announcement that I told her to write.
01:17:02You're fucking crazy.
01:17:05You're fucking crazy.
01:17:07Yeah, I'm fucking crazy.
01:17:10I told her to draft an announcement to go public with our relationship.
01:17:14I fell for you, Miles.
01:17:15But, Elsa, isn't that what you wanted?
01:17:21Or are you having regrets?
01:17:23I'm going to say it with my chest nose.
01:17:31I've got you figured out.
01:17:35It's something that you've got, babe.
01:17:38Aren't you worried I couldn't perform?
01:17:44I'll prove you wrong right now.
01:17:47I'll do it.
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