Sapna Calls Ranveer _The Rajinikanth Of Sindhis_ _ The Kapil Sharma Show _ Best Of Krushna Abhishek

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00:00Subscribe to our channel and press the bell icon.

00:30Unplanned child on the earth.

00:32A very untalented ignored and uncousins.

00:38Does anyone introduce her to her?

00:41You too.

00:42She's got a lot of shit.

00:43As soon as she's a DPK.

00:52What did she do here?

00:54Centi.

00:55Before she was very jolly nature.

00:57Now centi nature.

00:59My cat.

01:00Oh.

01:01No, nothing's happening.

01:02Whatever happens, it happens.

01:04No one can beat Ranveer Singh to Ranveer Singh.

01:10Those people who think they are doing it.

01:13Don't take attention.

01:15Since I was sitting at home, there wasn't a record.

01:17The show started.

01:18I don't know where the record came from.

01:20So, a year ago, what do we do?

01:23There was no problem.

01:24Never go there.

01:25Never go there.

01:26Never go there.

01:27Never go there.

01:28I was reading all of them.

01:29In paper, people have read it.

01:30And if you are talking about your family, I am your son.

01:34Me?

01:35I am your son.

01:36I am your son.

01:37And my brother was that.

01:38My brother is my brother.

01:39But we don't know how to get out of 17 of his brothers.

01:41My brother has 56 marriages.

01:43So, my 7-800 cousins will meet you in the market.

01:47Then, when will people be busy with their friends?

01:51People come here,

01:53take a look at the promotion of your reception, right?

01:57Hey, you're crazy!

01:59Who does reception promotion do you?

02:01Oh, they're Ranveer Singh, they can do anything.

02:05Bajji,

02:07people come to the face and save them.

02:10They come to the face and take a film.

02:12They come to the face and take a look at them.

02:15My God.

02:16And in my life,

02:17Bajji, it's so much energy,

02:19my God, it's so much energy.

02:20In the reception,

02:21there was another person who was left.

02:23Who didn't ask their parents at home.

02:25He also danced for 4 hours.

02:28Very nice.

02:31I mean,

02:33they're all the same.

02:35They're all the same.

02:37They're all the same.

02:39They're all the same.

02:41Hey, Sapna.

02:42Hey, Sapna.

02:43Listen to me.

02:44Today's the first episode.

02:45That's why Sundhu Ji is so polite.

02:46Yes.

02:47You can transfer it to another show.

02:48You can't do it.

02:49Because from where else I am from here,

02:51I am from here.

02:56And if I am from here,

02:57I will talk about Rohit Sir.

03:00Rohit Sir, let me keep my assistant.

03:02What you will say,

03:03I will do it.

03:04It's like me.

03:05Huh?

03:06I said this.

03:07I will keep it.

03:09I will keep it.

03:10Actually,

03:11Chakkar,

03:12listen.

03:13Kappu,

03:14Gaffur told me.

03:15What?

03:16If you have to live in Bombay,

03:17then you have to keep it.

03:28Rohit Sir,

03:29I have a lot of problems with my life.

03:32What?

03:34Oh, man.

03:35My man.

03:37He was laughing with Mukesh.

03:39I have a break-up.

03:40You talk about it,

03:41or I will do it with him.

03:42They don't know Mukesh.

03:44They all know.

03:45It's the film industry, Mukesh.

03:46Who?

03:47You don't have films in the theatre?

03:49Yes.

03:50Before, Mukesh comes.

03:51Oh, Mukesh.

03:52What happened to Mukesh?

03:53Yes, Mukesh.

03:56What happened to this man?

03:57I am Mukesh.

03:58I am Mukesh.

03:59I am Mukesh.

04:00I am Mukesh.

04:01I am Mukesh.

04:02And I am Tewish Sal.

04:03I will keep it with him.

04:04I will keep it with him.

04:05Okay.

04:06Why did he leave?

04:07A lot of cigarettes.

04:08Okay.

04:09That's Mukesh.

04:10That's right, Mukesh.

04:11That's right.

04:12That's right.

04:13Who is Mukesh?

04:14Who is Mukesh?

04:15Listen to me.

04:16My show is starting here.

04:17I will give you some work.

04:18Okay?

04:19No, Kappu.

04:20My work is already set.

04:21What?

04:22Look, I have opened my beauty parlor.

04:24I have opened my eyes.

04:25It already happened.

04:27I have opened my eyes.

04:29Now, I am going to take these people.

04:31I have opened my eyes.

04:33It is too much of my eyes.

04:34Your mouth is closed?

04:35She is on our show.

04:36You have to have a couple of parlors.

04:37I will say something, Kappu.

04:38What?

04:39A lot of people are coming to me in my parlors.

04:40How many celebrities are coming to you?

04:42It is showing you.

04:43Look at that.

04:44Look at yourself.

04:45Look at yourself.

04:46How far?

04:47Yes, I don't know.

04:48Amit Jee

04:59Amit Jee

05:00Namaskar Devi and Sajjno

05:02If you want to use facial manicure, manicure, manicure or massage

05:06Then you have options

05:09A. Sapna Beauty Parler

05:11B. Sapna Beauty Parler

05:13C. Sapna Beauty Parler

05:15C. Sapna Beauty Parler

05:17B. Sapsar

05:43I love you.

05:44Shahrukh, sir.

05:45Shahrukh, sir.

05:46Shahrukh, sir.

05:49Oh, my God.

05:50Sapna ki waxing, sapna ki threading,

05:52or sapna ki massage te kabhi,

05:54sunday nahi karthay.

06:03Abhi, yehdeh, teir ko bola tha,

06:04joh artist baithi ga,

06:05uska mimikri nahi karne ka saamne.

06:08Pakdi gahi, mein paagal.

06:09Chud, bad me bad kerti.

06:11I mean, kub bola tha, sapna ki, kub bola tha.

06:13Sorry, meira neya naa kam chali ho,

06:15ee, gulti ho gaya.

06:16Surya, bari baag.

06:17Paarler baak, kukushata ha, pata bhi ayak ni?

06:19Aata hai, sabata ha, meire.

06:21Aadha, agar jaisa face pe,

06:23D.P. ka padu gong jaisa glow chahiye,

06:25to kya gana chahiye iske liye?

06:26D.P. ka jaisa glow?

06:27Hmmmm, uske liye to dekho,

06:29aapko sabse pehle juhu pe,

06:31pachas korod ka flat kharidna padega.

06:33Pachas korod ka flete gha.

06:35Phr kamsagam pachis filme suparid deni pedi ghi.

06:38Acha.

06:39Phr ek handsome Rangvir Singh se shadi karni pedi ghi.

06:44Matlab, pul mila ke,

06:46aapka kuch nahi ho sakta.

06:51Isme jo hai naa,

06:52Sara ka ho sakta.

06:53Maarii Sara kitni pretty hai naa.

06:55Kya glow hai Sara ke liye joradar tali ho jai.

06:59Sara baut ache yaad.

07:01Dekho, meera or Sara ka skin dekho.

07:03Kita glow karta hai,

07:04same to same features bhi hamaari miltay dekho.

07:06Kya, miltay tehera feature hai?

07:07Feature, feature,

07:08woh shahi khanddan se tu,

07:10shahi daba khanne mein pada ho ne kata.

07:13Kwaas krati hai?

07:15Acha, meere ko shahi khanddan se adai.

07:17Sara, ek chota si sifarish kar diengi.

07:19Bata yee.

07:20Paapa se baat karke na,

07:21meere ko taimur ki naini lagba do na.

07:23Maha, ha ha ha ha ha.

07:24Ya eri ko bach tunes iitala piea raha ha?

07:25Nain, mere ko mediyame inayanga boos shok hai.

07:29Ho, maja aatah hai mere ko.

07:31Iska naini ka photo, diek le aap loog har paper me chaptah hai.

07:36Ar kitna kiute hai na, apna taimur.

07:37Kitna chota sa uski iiti badey bade photo chapti hai.

07:40I don't even know how much I did.

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