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00:00Subscribe to our channel and hit the bell icon.

00:30Look, she is Batal.

00:32Wow!

00:34Sir, she is Batal.

00:36Sir, don't go that side.

00:38You will go there and sit on the pit.

00:40What was your dream about?

00:42I came to be a South Indian.

00:44Oh, okay.

00:46How are you feeling, sir?

00:48Very bad.

00:54Let's go, we all say so much.

00:56We all say so much.

00:58We all say so much.

01:00Our first joke, Archana Ji.

01:04The joke, Archana Ji.

01:06What a joke, Archana Ji.

01:08It was very good.

01:10Sir, I am here for you, sir.

01:12Very good.

01:14You are here, sir.

01:16She is speaking in Tamil.

01:18You are here, sir.

01:20You are here, sir.

01:22After 3-4 o'clock.

01:24After 3-4 o'clock.

01:25I am here.

01:26So, let's finish it.

01:27We have to have lunch soon.

01:28Yes, sir.

01:29I am here, sir.

01:30I was sitting here today.

01:32I was sitting here.

01:33So, the dough was out of the plate.

01:35Yes.

01:36So long dough, sir.

01:37Yes.

01:38When the wind came, the dough was like this.

01:40Yes.

01:41It was like the dough.

01:42It was like the dough.

01:43Otherwise, it would take off.

01:44Yes.

01:45Yes.

01:46Yes.

01:47Yes.

01:48Yes.

01:49Yes.

01:50Yes.

01:51I am very happy to see them.

01:53Yes.

01:54Oh, wow.

01:55When I saw Kamal Asan Ji, this was just so.

01:58Yes.

01:59What are you saying?

02:00I saw Appu Raja, sir.

02:02Yes.

02:03Yes.

02:04Yes.

02:05Yes.

02:06So, I thought for a moment, I will take you on.

02:09Yes, sir.

02:10Yes.

02:11I saw the picture first.

02:13Yes.

02:14Sir, you work in the circus.

02:15Yes.

02:16Yes.

02:17That was while Tommy was taken down at the circus

02:19supervisor, sir.

02:20Yes, sir.

02:21Yes.

02:22Okay.

02:23Yes, sir.

02:24Yes, sir.

02:25Yes.

02:26Yes.

02:27From the�� itsulausa,

02:47Sir, in the picture, you had a brother-in-law, right?

02:51Yes, brother-in-law.

02:52Do you know that my father-in-law and my father-in-law were both brothers-in-law?

02:57It was the same, sir.

02:59Yes, but it was a mistake, Kappu.

03:01I knew that my mother-in-law was going to be my father-in-law.

03:04But he was in confusion with my father-in-law.

03:08Then?

03:08My father-in-law is my father-in-law.

03:17And tell me, sir, my mother-in-law is my mother-in-law.

03:23And I am my cousin-in-law's sister-in-law.

03:27So, did you tell me about your father-in-law?

03:31No, don't tell me about your father-in-law.

03:33I'm telling you, sir,

03:35you, like those heroes,

03:38they are born in a year-in-law.

03:40In a year-in-law?

03:42No, they are born in a year-in-law in November, right?

03:45Yes, how did I say it wrong?

03:48It's the same thing.

03:50Our Archana-ji,

03:51Archana-ji, when did you say it?

03:53In September, right?

03:54Yes.

03:55There is Kanya Rashi.

03:56Kanya Rashi.

03:57But the work is his son-in-in-law.

04:00Kanya is not a father-in-law.

04:02And in his mind, sir, there is a son-in-law.

04:05She is very money-minded.

04:07Now, there is no interest in listening to you.

04:09Okay, sorry, Archana-ji,

04:11I can't talk about you.

04:15Sir, I'm talking about you.

04:18I'm so fan of you.

04:20I can't tell you.

04:21It's going to go down, sir, everything.

04:23I'm so fan of you.

04:25I've seen all your pictures,

04:26for one another.

04:27What a matter of fact.

04:28We've seen all of you.

04:29I said, my dog is also a big fan of your dog.

04:31What?

04:32You're a dog, right?

04:33Yes.

04:33And he'll see your picture for one another.

04:36Okay.

04:36And at the morning, he'll tell his dog.

04:39We'll become, you'll become,

04:42for one another.

04:46I'm talking about this.

04:48Okay, sir, you're such a big actor,

04:50you're such a good acting.

04:51But your daughter, Shruti Hasan-ji,

04:53she's also an actress of Kamal.

04:55So, she'll be proud of her.

04:58She also works, sir.

05:01Shruti Hasan-ji's answer is no answer.

05:03There is no question of her.

05:05But there is no answer to her.

05:09Kamal, when he came here,

05:11I heard this joke.

05:12Okay.

05:13It was very funny.

05:15Yes.

05:15I heard this joke, sir.

05:18This joke, I've kept it for Hasan's family.

05:20Okay.

05:22Satana, wow.

05:23As you're talking today,

05:25this is your last tour of the US.

05:27Okay.

05:28I'm talking to you.

05:29Yes, where did you go?

05:30Yes.

05:31We're very excited to eat, sir.

05:32Arshana-ji, they're very excited to eat.

05:34You have to take the idli-bidli.

05:37I think South Indian food is very good.

05:39Arshana-ji, particularly,

05:40I think the meat is very good.

05:42Yesterday, it was great.

05:44What?

05:45I ate two meat-bidli dogs.

05:49I don't even know this.

05:51They say that I have two cars.

05:55But you guys work in South, sir.

05:58I see a lot of pictures in South.

05:59Yes, the picture is very good, sir.

06:03But because of that, my marriage broke.

06:05Huh?

06:06Why?

06:06I was standing on a table,

06:08and my dad told me,

06:10''Sahs Satshur ke Paochoo!''

06:12I said, ''No, don't you sleep,

06:14don't you sleep, don't you sleep?''

06:15I said that.

06:17Oh, oh, oh.

06:19That's how I did.

06:21But now, sir,

06:22the picture of South,

06:24is now $2,000-$2,000.

06:26So, Hollywood people are copying South.

06:28Okay.

06:29Yes, now the Spider-Man is talking,

06:31there is also Spider-Man.

06:32I'll throw this one,

06:33I'll throw this one.

06:39That's why I want to join South industry.

06:42And it was also gone, sir.

06:43Yes, someone met a director,

06:45and he said, ''Animal, we all do VFX.

06:49It's gone.

06:50No, no, seriously, I got my work there.

06:52Why are you doing my work?

06:53Why don't you talk to me?

06:54Sir, you're the producer and director,

06:55tell me,

06:56I'll also speak South Indian language.

06:58And we'll do a film,

06:59which we'll do great work, sir.

07:01This is Punjabi?

07:03No, there's nothing in Punjabi.

07:04You can dub in South, sir.

07:07Now, you can dub in South picture in Punjab.

07:10Sir, if you get a picture,

07:12I'll give you a different type of massage parlour, sir.

07:16We'll massage.

07:17Oh, my God.

07:18You're doing tea in Chennai.

07:21Yes.

07:21Yes, there's a place there.

07:24There's a place there.

07:25I'm doing massage there.

07:27So, we're doing massage with our films, sir.

07:30So, we're doing massage for you.

07:31We're doing massage for one another.

07:33What's happening in this?

07:34We're doing two friends.

07:36They're coming,

07:37and we're wearing a gown.

07:40We're wearing a gown,

07:43and we're doing massage for the other.

07:47So, we're doing massage for the other.

07:50How does this massage go?

07:51This is for one another.

07:54Because if I'm going,

07:55it'll be faster, sir.

07:57And another massage, sir.

07:58Sadma massage.

07:59What's in it?

08:00Sadma massage.

08:01It's in it, sir.

08:02The customer comes.

08:03They say,

08:03Do you have a special massage, madam?

08:05I say,

08:06Yes, it's a sadma massage.

08:07They say,

08:07What's in sadma massage?

08:09I say,

08:09You're going inside,

08:11then the friend will massage you.

08:13Then, he goes inside,

08:14and purushottam massage it.

08:18What's the matter?

08:20Say,

08:20Priya and purushottam will do it.

08:21Put it in sadma.

08:22This is it.

08:27This is it.

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08:44Bye.

08:45Bye.

08:47Bye.

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