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00:00Subscribe to our channel and hit the bell icon.

00:30The bell icon is 40 rupees.

00:35The bell icon is 18 rupees.

00:39I'm paying for 1 to 15 rupees.

00:42Can I get so much?

00:43No.

00:46Who will you take in 12?

00:54And Kapil?

00:55What is this?

00:56How much is this?

00:58How much is this?

01:01Wow.

01:02It's very good.

01:03How much is this?

01:05Very good.

01:06Beautiful.

01:08We also have a diet for you.

01:12What?

01:13Avocado.

01:15Avocado?

01:16Kiwi, apricots.

01:21Quinoa, nirahua.

01:22What do you want?

01:23Nirahua?

01:24Which fruit is a fruit?

01:27This is a Bhojpuri fruit.

01:30You can get in UP.

01:38Rajkumar Ji.

01:39Namaste.

01:40Namaste.

01:41Namaste.

01:42Namaste.

01:43Baba.

01:44Baba, what are you doing?

01:47What's going on?

01:48What's going on?

01:49Baba, I sent you to bring the vegetables.

01:50You have to take the vegetables.

01:52You have to take the vegetables.

01:53I didn't have the vegetables.

01:55So, I took the vegetables.

01:56What's going on?

01:57What's going on?

02:00The vegetables didn't tell you anything.

02:02No, I didn't tell you anything.

02:03What?

02:04How can this happen?

02:05I don't know.

02:06The vegetables didn't tell you anything.

02:12Now, I understood why the vegetables didn't tell you anything.

02:15What do you do, Papa?

02:16This is not the case.

02:18I don't know.

02:19Brother, let's take the vegetables.

02:23Okay.

02:24Where will I keep the vegetables?

02:27Baba.

02:28He doesn't want the vegetables.

02:30He wants the vegetables.

02:31People want the vegetables.

02:33People want the vegetables.

02:34They want the vegetables.

02:39Who wants the vegetables?

02:41Baba, how are you talking about?

02:42The guests are sitting here.

02:43They have also brought the vegetables.

02:47They brought the film.

02:48Who?

02:49Who is this?

02:50Who is this?

02:51What are you doing here?

02:52Baba, this is your reason.

02:53It's your reason.

02:54What?

02:55And what?

02:56Wow, son.

02:57Wow.

03:05Today, this girl...

03:07...is my reason to come here.

03:09Wow.

03:11It's my honor, son.

03:12It's my honor, son.

03:13It's my honor, Papa.

03:14He's here to take the vegetables.

03:15So, take the vegetables.

03:16What do you think?

03:17How much do you think?

03:18How much do you think?

03:19You've got to take the vegetables.

03:20Go back to my birthday.

03:21Take it.

03:23That's it.

03:24That's it.

03:28Baba, they're coming here.

03:29Give us a good talk.

03:30Why not?

03:31Very good.

03:32They're coming here.

03:33They're coming here.

03:34From our children.

03:35Men are coming here.

03:36You're coming here.

03:37Give us two.

03:38No, no, no, no.

03:39Baba, we're coming here.

03:40Where are they coming here?

03:42Where are they coming here?

03:43They're coming here, right?

03:45Now, her films are coming here.

03:47I can't be head-up play too.

03:49I'm talking.

03:50Hey, son.

03:57It was very good.

03:59I saw your film very quickly.

04:05That was a trailer.

04:07The trailer was on the stream.

04:10That was another film.

04:12Where is it? It's the 26th film.

04:15They've been doing 25 films.

04:17I mean, that's a different film.

04:22First of all, you decide whether it was a different film

04:25or a different film.

04:27You both disturbed me.

04:29All-rounders are all-rounders.

04:33All-rounders?

04:34They can watch their films.

04:37They can play.

04:39What's that?

04:40They can play Ludo.

04:43They can watch.

04:44They can play.

04:45They can play.

04:46They can play.

04:48Then you came.

04:50Luka Chupi.

04:52They can watch.

04:53They can play.

04:55Then it was a film called Bareli.

04:59How can they play, Papa?

05:01They can play all day.

05:02They can play.

05:03They can't play.

05:04Never ever.

05:10That's why...

05:12...I have great, great films.

05:14I have great, great.

05:16I have great, great...

05:18...offers.

05:19Yes.

05:20Yes.

05:21It was like your chalang.

05:23It was before me.

05:24Okay.

05:25I said, man, the audience will be ashamed.

05:28Why, Papa?

05:29Because when I put a chalang, the skirt is like this.

05:34I am ashamed.

05:39Well, Rajkumar Ji.

05:40I saw your white tiger.

05:42But there was no tiger in it.

05:44Then I saw your Newton.

05:46There was no apple in it.

05:49You are playing against us.

05:51What are you saying?

05:53You also won.

05:55There was no match in it.

05:57Then you won.

06:01Then there was no surprise.

06:03You gave me a surprise to go to school.

06:06When you did it, you gave me a loan.

06:13How big of a big film.

06:15I watched the trailer too.

06:17You were looking for your father.

06:19Yes.

06:20Have you ever looked for your father?

06:22Yes.

06:23If you don't have a father, then how do I look for you?

06:26Okay.

06:27I will look for you.

06:29Now I will look for you.

06:34Yes.

06:35If you don't look for your father, then I will not look for you.

06:38And I will not look for you.

06:39I will not look for you.

06:40I will not look for you.

06:41Now the dialogue is finished.

06:42Then I will start talking to you.

06:43I will start talking to you.

06:51Did you listen to him?

06:52Did you listen to him?

06:53Did you listen to him?

06:54No.

06:55I don't remember.

06:56I am sorry.

06:57Yes.

06:58Father, there are many things happening.

07:00Just sit here, Father.

07:02Father, Krithi Ji is coming.

07:04Say our health now.

07:06Oh, good God.

07:08Yes, it's okay.

07:12Yes, what was it?

07:14My son.

07:15Yes.

07:17I've seen a very big career in the beginning.

07:21I've seen a very big film in the beginning.

07:26My son is in this list.

07:29And I'm in this list.

07:30Will you be in this list?

07:32No, we're not in this list.

07:34Let's talk about my and her list.

07:38I'm in this list.

07:40I'm in this list.

07:42How do I do this?

07:44I wanted to bring a gift to you.

07:46I'll bring it to you, Papa.

07:48What gift?

07:49I'll bring it to you.

07:50Oh, wow.

07:51Kirdi Ji.

07:52Yes.

07:53I want to give you a puppy.

07:54What?

07:55No, no, no.

07:56I'm sorry.

07:57Papa, I want to give you a puppy.

07:59This puppy.

08:01I want to give you a puppy.

08:03I want to give you this.

08:04Black dog.

08:05Black dog?

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