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00:00Yes, I am so tired. I am here to the cafe. Yes, for some coffee.

00:11Call you back.

00:16Excuse me. Is there someone in the cafe?

00:20Pinky, you?

00:22Pinky!

00:24How are you, Pinky?

00:27Who is Pinky? I am Chanda.

00:28Oh, hi. This is Caps.

00:31This is my way to know my name.

00:34Do you always ask a name?

00:35Oh, it's my mother's advice. They don't ask a girl's name.

00:39Okay, they do this.

00:40Oh, and they can hug her?

00:42Oh, there are some advice of father's advice.

00:47Now tell me, what would you like in coffee?

00:49You would like to take a cafe?

00:50You would like to take a cafe?

00:51You would like to take a cafe?

00:52You would like to take a cafe?

00:54You heard the cafe?

00:55What is this?

00:57Pappicino means that when we make a cafe, we make a cafe.

01:00When we make a cafe, we make the same for each other.

01:01We make the same sweet.

01:02But we don't know what the problem is.

01:04They have to check a cafe with a sweet sweet girl.

01:06So, here we go.

01:07We drink a cafe.

01:08We drink a cafe.

01:09Pappicino.

01:10That's right.

01:13I don't understand anything.

01:14I don't understand.

01:15What are you talking?

01:16You're talking about the whole world.

01:17You're talking about the whole world.

01:18What's happening?

01:20What's happening?

01:22Stop.

01:23Yes.

01:24One thing.

01:25One pizza and two coffee.

01:27Absolutely.

01:28Yes.

01:29Oh, hello.

01:30One pizza and two coffee.

01:31Yes.

01:32Yes.

01:33How much for the pizza and coffee?

01:37Hey, what are you talking about?

01:38Look, just look.

01:39300 rupees of coffee.

01:40But...

01:42Today is our first date.

01:44Date?

01:45From my side.

01:49Excuse me?

01:50Date?

01:51Who told you that I'm on a date with you?

01:54Who wants another coffee?

01:55My boyfriend.

01:56Sorry, baby.

01:57Sorry.

01:58Sorry.

01:59Sorry.

02:00Sorry.

02:01Sorry.

02:02Sorry.

02:03Sorry.

02:04Sorry.

02:05She didn't get me out.

02:06Sorry.

02:07What did you say?

02:09Is this your boyfriend?

02:11Yes.

02:12But why are you so big?

02:13What will you do?

02:14If you're big, what will you do?

02:15Like we live in London,

02:16we live in our range.

02:17We don't get angry.

02:18We don't get angry with us.

02:19Then we get set up with Pappulu.

02:21We don't get angry with us.

02:22We don't get angry with us.

02:23We don't get angry with us.

02:24We don't get angry with us.

02:25We don't get angry with us.

02:26Hey, Pappulu, who told us?

02:29Pappulu, who told us?

02:30Hey, baby, what are you talking about?

02:32Pappulu, who told us?

02:33Chup, chup, baby.

02:34Relax.

02:35You sit down.

02:36They have a habit of having fun.

02:38Don't be careful with their things.

02:39And they're doing all this.

02:41I'm not doing it.

02:43Pizza is $800, coffee is $600.

02:46If you drink this, it's $900.

02:48And you'll never get drunk.

02:49Now you were talking about $300.

02:54Then it's not Pappulu.

02:56And you take it.

02:57You take it.

02:58You take it.

02:59Put it in here.

03:00Hello, madam.

03:01Your pizza.

03:02And this is your coffee.

03:03One second, one second.

03:04How is this a pizza?

03:05What's the size?

03:06Is it large or medium?

03:08What's this?

03:09Madam, customers leave large pieces

03:11and leave medium pieces.

03:13I've made it.

03:14So, all mixed them.

03:15I've made it.

03:16You understand Mexican pizza.

03:17Eat it.

03:18So, what?

03:19Do you eat any other pizza?

03:20Eat your customers?

03:21Eat it.

03:22Eat it.

03:23Eat it.

03:24Eat it.

03:25Eat it.

03:26Eat it.

03:27Eat it.

03:28Eat it.

03:29Eat it.

03:30Eat it.

03:31Eat it.

03:32Eat it.

03:33Eat it.

03:34Eat it.

03:35Eat it.

03:36Eat it.

03:37Eat it.

03:38Eat it.

03:39Eat it.

03:40Eat it.

03:41Eat it.

03:42Eat it.

03:43Eat it.

03:44Eat it.

03:45Eat it.

03:46Eat it.

03:47Eat it.

03:48Eat it.

03:50Eat it.

03:51Eat it.

03:52Eat it.

03:53Eat it.

03:54Eat it.

03:55Eat it.

03:56Eat it.

03:57Eat it.

03:58Eat it.

03:59Eat it.

04:00Eat it.

04:01Eat it.

04:02Eat it.

04:03Eat it.

04:04Eat it.

04:05Eat it.

04:06Eat it.

04:07Eat it.

04:08Eat it.

04:09Ah!

04:11Otherwise, you have seen it?

04:13In the coffee shop, people are sitting here and laughing.

04:16It's always like that.

04:17That's the son.

04:19But you guys are going to sit on the house.

04:21Oh, are you watching this?

04:23This is a sting operation.

04:25Go out and do it.

04:27Oh! Sting operation.

04:30Yes, and I am Food Inspector Chanda.

04:33And this is my assistant.

04:35Hello, madam.

04:39Do you have a boyfriend?

04:41No.

04:47Why are you killing me?

04:49They have a duty.

04:51They are talking to me.

04:53You told me about my BP.

04:55You've got my BP.

04:57You've got a sugar.

04:59Look, there are many complaints in this cafe.

05:01Now, we will go to the kitchen and check.

05:03Assistant, go inside.

05:05No, no, madam.

05:07Look.

05:09You can understand it.

05:11Look.

05:12Look, there's a little bit in the kitchen.

05:14Oh, oh.

05:15Look.

05:17Madam, your wife, you...

05:21Everything is okay, sir.

05:23What is this nonsense?

05:25What is this hall?

05:27The kitchen is not built in the hall.

05:29The hall is built in the hall.

05:31We've made half a kitchen and half a toilet.

05:33We've made half a toilet.

05:35Madam, look at this.

05:37How much blood has been done here?

05:39What is this?

05:40We've kept it there.

05:41We've kept it there.

05:42People go outside from the country.

05:43They also remember the blood of our country.

05:45So, we've kept it in their coffee.

05:47So, we've kept it in their coffee.

05:49Say, your waiter and chef are both unhygienic.

05:52What?

05:53My wife, my wife, she's going to go to the house.

05:57One minute.

05:58Where does my mother look at?

05:59Your mother looks at the house.

06:05Look.

06:06My mother looks at the house.

06:07It looks at the house.

06:08It looks at the house.

06:09It looks at the house.

06:10But the house looks at the house.

06:11Come on.

06:12Come on.

06:13Come on.

06:14Come on.

06:15How many people have kept it in your cafe?

06:17What do you do?

06:19How many people have kept it in the house?

06:21They come in the house.

06:26Come on.

06:27Come on.

06:28Come on.

06:29Come on.

06:30Come on.

06:31Come on.

06:32Come on.

06:33Come on.

06:34Come on.

06:35Tom Cruise.

06:36You don't have a job.

06:37Tell me.

06:38What are you eating?

06:39Madam.

06:40How are you eating?

06:42Excuse me.

06:43Your gloves are on your work.

06:44What?

06:45Why are you wearing gloves?

06:46What are you doing with your mother?

06:47What are you doing with boxing?

06:48I am wearing gloves.

06:49I am wearing gloves.

06:50Put your gloves on.

06:51Put your gloves on.

06:52Put your gloves on.

06:53You are wearing gloves on.

06:54Tell me about the Chief.

06:55She was wearing gloves on.

06:56She was wearing gloves on.

06:57Sereji.

06:58How is your hotel management done?

06:59Where is your hotel management?

07:01Well, we are from sheriff's house.

07:03We don't go to the hotel.

07:04No.

07:05My wife doesn't go to the hotel.

07:06They call her.

07:07We don't.

07:08Bye.

07:09Bye.

07:10Bye.

07:11Madam.

07:12Look.

07:13She has been made her in the cafe.

07:14She's got a handsome girl in the cafe.

07:15You have to show up to the madam!

07:17Look at that!

07:19It hasn't happened!

07:21Some people ask green tea.

07:23They say lemon tea.

07:25We put green tea and put it on top.

07:27We put it on top.

07:29We are human.

07:31Wow!

07:33Wow!

07:35What a logic!

07:37He put the shahad for fresh shahad.

07:39If someone wants fresh blood,

07:41then you will put the grass here?

07:43I will put the grass here.

07:45It was the grass here.

07:47He put the grass on his face.

07:49He put the grass on his face.

07:51He put the grass on his face.

07:55Madam, this is the wrong thing.

07:57We don't give the salary.

07:59We have to do anything with this.

08:01So that's why the grass.

08:03You kill your employees?

08:05You decide first.

08:07You are as a food inspector or human rights.

08:09We have to give logic to us.

08:11You have to give logic to us.

08:13This is such a poor man.

08:15You have to take it away from the night.

08:17You have to take it away from the night.

08:19You will go and say thank you.

08:21You will also give me a hug.

08:23Why will I give you a hug?

08:25Then don't say thank you.

08:27What will I do?

08:29Madam.

08:31Look at that.

08:33When will the grass will be dry?

08:35And the grass is not dry.

08:37We are putting the grass on the grass.

08:39Look at that.

08:40Oh my God.

08:41Look at that.

08:42Oh my God.

08:43Look at that.

08:44Look at that.

08:45Look at that.

08:46You are using old grass?

08:47Old grass is old.

08:48The grass is new.

08:49What is that?

08:50Just.

08:51Just.

08:52That's a lot.

08:53Now this is sealed.

08:54And the owners of the owners have been jailed for three years.

08:57This is the owner.

08:58Madam, see.

08:59We have opened the cafe.

09:00Don't do that.

09:01Take it away.

09:02Take it away.

09:03What?

09:04Excuse me, man.

09:05You are giving such big officers.

09:08You take it away.

09:09You give it away.

09:10You give it away.

09:13Madam, I think.

09:14These are good people.

09:15Give it away.

09:16Give it away.

09:17Give it away.

09:18Give it away.

09:19Seed.

09:20Seed.

09:21Seed.

09:22Seed.

09:23Look at that.

09:24Look at that.

09:25His photo is hidden.

09:26Tell me.

09:27Quiet.

09:28Please say to me, don't you die.

09:30You kids

09:35Whenego Wanda decides from Camera to play his

09:49Manly Recht is lost

09:49So we've lost their houses.

09:51We've lost their rent.

09:54I'm so sorry.

09:55Use Your agency.

09:56You, son, put your hand on your hand and put your hand on your hand and see who you are going to stop.

10:00You are going to eat your hand on your hand.

10:03Sir, courier, sir, come on. Underwear, underwear?

10:07Yes.

10:08Let me tell you.

10:09What do you want to do?

10:11No, I don't have any concern. Actually, I was doing all this.

10:15This is the mastermind.

10:17This is the mastermind?

10:18This is such a beautiful girl.

10:20Look.

10:21This is the mastermind.

10:24This is the mastermind.

10:27I am so sorry.

10:28Look, who has said sorry for love?

10:30Who hasn't said that?

10:31This is such a good figure.

10:33She will say something wrong.

10:34Look.

10:35Whatever you want to do with her, you will know me.

10:38I don't want to do with her.

10:46But I will give you a chance.

10:48Say it.

10:49I have a chance.

10:50I'm scared.

10:51Whenever I tell you.

10:52I've got two images.

10:53I have two pictures of the film.

10:55I will use it.

10:56And then as I will give you your head.

10:58Do you put it marinate?

11:00I will take it.

11:01Give you a rock.

11:02I will just put it on the left side.

11:03I will take you out.

11:04God damn it!

11:05God damn it!

11:06God damn it!

11:07God damn it!

11:09God damn it!

11:10God damn it!

11:12God damn it!

11:13God damn it!

11:14God damn it!

11:16God damn it!

11:17God damn it!

11:18God damn it!

11:19Yes!

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