00:00Thank you very much. Mind your music, fabulous, done an awful lot for me,
00:05trying to survive for me and so many others of you here.
00:09So thank you very much for that.
00:12And if you feel like dancing at the moment, doing a slow waltz, now is the time.
00:19This is a song translated by me from French.
00:30Jerry!
00:36You know that moment where you're going to play one song and it comes out as another song?
01:00You know that moment where you're going to play one song and it comes out as another song, my love.
01:19Before having a rendezvous, my love.
01:26Do you like it?
01:32By dancing the Javanese.
01:38We, we love you.
01:43We love you such a song.
01:49I won't deny I died a death or two, didn't you, my love?
01:56Before the day when I could say, I knew you, my love.
02:02Whatever you may say, when we danced the Javanese, our love was strong.
02:18For the length of a song.
02:20For the length of a song.
02:27What does it seem to you we made of love, my love?
02:32Between you and me we made a mess of a love, my love.
02:33Between you and me we made a mess of a love, my love.
02:37Whatever you may say, when we danced the Javanese, our love was strong.
02:42For the length of a song.
02:43For the length of a song.
02:44Each year in spring I bring everything to you, my love.
02:45I wanted to find love so true with you, my love.
02:46I wanted to find love so true with you, my love.
02:47What?
02:48What?
02:49What?
02:50What?
02:51What?
02:52Love was strong for the length of a song Each year in spring I bring everything to you, my love
03:09I wanted to find love so true with you, my love
03:15Whatever you may say when we danced the Javanese
03:27Our love was strong for the length of a song
03:39Life is a living hell without love, my love
03:46You did want it to go well, didn't you, my love
03:52Whatever you may say when we danced the Javanese
04:03Our love was strong for the length of a song
04:16So in a continuing mood of sort of gentle whimsy
04:30This is a mental health song
04:33Here we go
04:36So in a continuing mood of london
04:43The Evo
04:46The Evo
04:51The Evo
04:55The Evo
04:57Lately though I don't know why I've lost my customary move
05:12That's what I say but if you know me by now I've been this way since birth
05:19The black dog in the avenue erodes my mental capital
05:27Possess its own point of view every day for an hour or two
05:36I love it when we gather round to celebrate the craft of sound
05:48A remedy we all have found when joy lies then on the ground
05:54The black dog in the avenue erodes my mental capital
06:03It poses its own point of view every day for an hour or two
06:11There's more than one way to be unwell Mental health stories can be hard to tell
06:18It's not bad, fair or no good There's just a fear of being misunderstood
06:25I loved it when we stayed at home during the pandemic
06:34Only seeing relatives occasionally a medic The black dog in the avenue took on a different hue
06:47It must have felt better things to do Oh how I love to just be with you
07:05And now I stay at home alone in splendid isolation Ever since you left me without explanation
07:17The black dog in the avenue The black dog in the avenue doesn't know what to do
07:25The black dog in the avenue doesn't know what to do Lincoln must be missing you
07:29It's been there for a week or two The future itself is a looking back
07:37You know I really want you back You're the one thing that I lack
07:45Although I quite like a black hat Lately though I don't know why
07:51I've cost my customary love That's what I said
07:57But if you know me by now You know what I say has no worth
08:03The black dog in the avenue Came between me and you Imposted some points on you
08:15But only for a week or two I hope you can see things that way too
08:26I lost my terror I couldn't hold two thoughts together
08:44I began to wonder whether anybody could help me
08:52I went to see the man With the pill jar in his hand
09:00We spoke candidly and he introduced you to me You came on like a lover
09:08You smoothed away the father You smoothed away the father
09:12But I was yet to discover You make a mess out of me
09:18You're so truly you're driving me crazy You make everything seem hazy
09:26And you're making me look quite lazy I've had enough of you
09:32I'd go without you for a couple of days But you hid back in ways that left me feeling dazed
09:42You had your hooks in my face You had your hooks in me
09:46I went back to the man I put the pills back in his hand
09:52He still could not understand What was the matter with me
09:58I said in all sobriety But now my anxiety was of a worse variety
10:08He said that cannot be such a lean You're driving me crazy
10:14You make everything seem hazy And you're making me look quite lazy
10:20I've had enough of you I've had enough of you
10:24I told him about the chorts That felt like thunderbolts
10:30Thousands of volts Sat in my brain for me
10:36He said I was ill because I'd stopped taking his pills
10:42I think he'd have his fill of people Like you and me
10:48He said I'd got enough sex He said what do you expect
10:54I'd say you're still depressed I said what the fuck
11:00Sir Traline you're driving me crazy You make everything seem hazy
11:06And you're making me look quite lazy
11:10I've had enough of you I just wanted a casual affair
11:16I didn't want to marry you Now I'd like you to add all my hair
11:22Is that too much to ask of you?
11:26I'm not saying that it was all bad There were times you made me feel slightly glad
11:32But I've got the feeling that I've been had by you
11:38So Traline you're driving me crazy You make everything seem hazy
11:44And you're making me look quite lazy I've had enough of you
11:50I've got enough of you
12:00I'll do you one more
12:02This is a new one called Attention Deficit
12:12Which is about Attention Deficit
12:14And to help me with the lyrics
12:16Because I have Attention Deficit
12:18I've got this lectern here with some verbal guides
12:22Just the first couple of words of each line
12:26Not really cheating
12:32So you had one bit of bad language and the last one
12:34You get another bit now
12:36I'll do it actually
12:50Attention Deficit
12:52My head is full of shit
12:54Did someone say be mindful?
12:58Well fuck off
13:00Attention Deficit
13:02Messes with your head
13:04Makes it hard to talk about it
13:08Well just get on with it
13:10foe
13:11Pocrastinations
13:22My main occupation
13:24When's that deadline boss?
13:28Today ?
13:30Yeah, well, okay.
13:43Impulse is my only frame of reference, my only defence.
13:50Your Honour.
13:53My brain is hyperactive, but my limbs don't react to it.
13:59I can't fuck, call me idle.
14:15I caught it off by Mum or Dad.
14:18None of us knew that we had it till August.
14:21My attention to the city is the antidote to the court.
14:30And she doesn't want to put in the court.
14:33My attention to the city finds love mislaced.
14:45Never really had the time for it.
14:53Lost in dreams, at a rave.
14:57Finds his keys in a microwave.
14:59Whether I get that bruise from any way.
15:04Gambles all its cash away.
15:07Gets him with a Lone Shark.
15:11Leaves his kids in the car park.
15:21Attention deficit.
15:23I've forgotten all the words.
15:26Oh, look.
15:27There's a squirrel.
15:32Attention deficit.
15:34I ain't had enough of it.
15:37Cognitive shortfall.
15:40It's not for me.
15:42After all.
15:49Attention deficit.
15:50Can't keep my mind on it for very long.
15:53Oh, look.
15:54It's the end.
15:55Of this song.
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