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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:05You're awfully brave buying a place sight unseen.
00:07We could tell from the advertisement it was just what we were looking for.
00:10Sometimes.
00:11Whoever said you were the father?
00:13Didn't you think it was strange that you had the only lawn on Wisteria Lane that needed to be mowed three times a week?
00:18I am going to kill you!
00:20The truth about our loved ones.
00:21You asked Peterson's wife to make sure he wouldn't promote me, so I quit.
00:24I'm gonna be a stay-at-home dad.
00:26We should talk about this.
00:28You're going back to work.
00:28Work can lead you into harm's way.
00:31I think I'm having a heart attack.
00:33You are going to come through this operation just fine.
00:36Hello?
00:37Rex passed away about ten minutes ago.
00:40I'm so sorry.
00:41Mr. Delfino took my dad away to kill him.
00:44Now I'm going to kill Mr. Delfino.
00:49It was an accepted fact among the residents of Wisteria Lane that Ida Greenberg liked her liquor.
00:56People had seen her drunk at Sewing Bees, the Department of Motor Vehicles, and the First Methodist Church.
01:10Ida had tried to quit drinking many times, but she couldn't.
01:14Then one night, in a moment of despair, she challenged God to quench her never-ending thirst.
01:25Luckily for Ida, God was listening.
01:28Zach, listen to me.
01:58You're not so tough now, are you?
02:12It was at that moment it occurred to Ida God may work in mysterious ways, but he isn't particularly subtle.
02:38Ida please.
03:14It had been a year since my death, and a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane.
03:33Children had learned new games.
03:39New neighbors had moved in.
03:44Old houses had been rebuilt, and fresh tragedies had occurred.
03:52In one house, a widow was getting ready to tell her friends of her husband's passing.
03:59But until the time was right, she would wait.
04:02And life, as it tends to do, would go on.
04:08I look like hell.
04:09I need a hairbrush.
04:11Yeah, um, that's not going to help.
04:16Susan, Officer Romslo is here for your statement.
04:21Zach Young do that?
04:22No.
04:23She fell.
04:24Bitter lip.
04:24It was an accident.
04:26Okay.
04:27So, um, walk me through what happened.
04:29I went over to I could feed a dog.
04:32I'm sorry?
04:33Feed the dog.
04:34Uh, and I turned around, and there was Zach Young, and that's Zach with an H, pointing a gun at me.
04:42The doctor said keep that in.
04:43You gotta understand, Zach's had a tough time.
04:46He's got an emotional issue.
04:47Ah, I think he's crazy.
04:48Still, I don't think he meant to hurt anybody.
04:50Uh, hello?
04:52Uh, he was waiting there for you to come home so he could kill you.
04:56Is that what happened when you got home?
04:57Kid took a shot at you?
04:58Actually, Susan fired the gun.
05:00Okay, that's because I was wrestling it away from Zach so that he wouldn't shoot you.
05:07Oh, it's blood.
05:09Can we do this later?
05:10She's kind of a mess right now.
05:11Yeah.
05:12Yeah, I think I can fill in the rest for you.
05:14I'd appreciate it.
05:15Uh, you'll feel better, Mrs. Meyer.
05:16All right.
05:20Ow, that hurts.
05:22I'm gonna get you more ice.
05:24Okay.
05:26I'm telling you, Susan really flew off the handle when she jumped the kid.
05:30So you were saying this was more of a domestic squall?
05:32Definitely, yeah.
05:33Are we required to press charges?
05:36Well, you're not really required, but something you should really consider when a handgun is involved.
05:46John, how did you get in here?
06:07I know where you keep the key.
06:08Mimosa?
06:11No, I'm pregnant, you jackass.
06:13I made yours with seltzer.
06:14Do you have any idea what you've done?
06:16The little stunt you pulled yesterday in the courtroom could get Carlos sent away for eight years.
06:20Yeah, I thought you might be a little mad about that, but once you calm down, you'll see that it's just the two of us.
06:28It's gonna be awesome.
06:29You brought luggage?
06:34He's gone.
06:36We don't have to stick around anymore.
06:37We can have a real relationship.
06:40It's what's best for the three of us.
06:41The three of us?
06:43How exactly does that benefit Carlos?
06:45I'm talking about my baby.
06:46You don't know it's your baby?
06:48I don't even know it's your baby.
06:49And I don't want to know because it doesn't matter.
06:55So what?
06:56You don't love me?
06:57Well, up until the point that you told my husband we were having an affair, I was quite fond of you.
07:01Since then, not a fan!
07:11Hey.
07:12Hey.
07:13Oh, why on earth would you let them finger paint before breakfast?
07:18It's my job to clean that up now, so it's my call, right?
07:24You're right. I'm sorry.
07:26Hey, I thought the meeting wasn't until one.
07:27Oh, I have a thousand things to do before that.
07:30Borrow a decent scarf from Brie, buy a lipstick I don't hate, and...
07:34Mommy, mommy, look!
07:34No! No!
07:36No! Nobody touches mommy, okay?
07:37I love you, I love your finger painting, but if you touch me with those messy hands, I will cut them off.
07:42Go on.
07:43Off.
07:44Good.
07:44It's okay.
07:47A little nervous.
07:48Who, me?
07:48I've been out of work for seven years.
07:50I'm a woman of a certain age in a business that values youth above all else.
07:54Why should I be nervous?
07:55You are experienced.
07:58You are brilliant.
07:59You are going to nail this job interview, okay?
08:03Oh, no, I can't.
08:05You're very so.
08:06Yeah.
08:08Here.
08:09Okay.
08:10Oh, my cell phone.
08:12Lynette, hi.
08:33It's Brie.
08:34I do hope I'm not calling too early.
08:37Hmm?
08:39Oh, of course you can borrow that scarf.
08:40I'll press it for you.
08:41Um, I have, uh, some news.
08:45Rex died.
08:48I thought they were going to operate.
08:50What happened?
08:51Apparently, Rex's heart just gave out.
08:55Oh, my God.
08:57So, when can we see Brie?
08:58She said she was going to call.
09:00She's got a lot of things to do.
09:02Planning for the funeral, that sort of thing.
09:05She doesn't look that busy to me.
09:11Hey.
09:14Hey.
09:14What are you doing out here?
09:16Oh, I'm just waiting for, uh, Rex's mother.
09:18She's going to be here any second.
09:20Honey, we are so sorry.
09:21Oh, uh, do one of you drink, uh, soy milk?
09:25I was cleaning out the fridge this morning, and Rex is the only one who drinks it.
09:29I just bought it on Friday.
09:31I'd hate to throw it away.
09:35What a waste.
09:39Aw, sweetie.
09:40Honey.
09:41You can let it out.
09:42No.
09:42No, I can't afford to fall apart right now.
09:44Why?
09:46You're about to find out.
09:49Breathe!
09:51Stop!
09:51Stop here!
09:52This is the house!
09:54Is that...
09:55Yes, that is Rex's mother.
09:57Oh, my God.
10:06I can't believe it.
10:08It's like some hideous nightmare.
10:10My life is over!
10:12My life!
10:13My life is over!
10:24Hi, Jacob.
10:25Hi.
10:26What?
10:31It appears there's a seven-year gap since your last position.
10:35Would you take some time off?
10:37I was a stay-at-home mom.
10:39I wish it had been time off.
10:42Boy or girl?
10:43A girl.
10:45And three boys.
10:47Four kids.
10:48Yeah, of course.
10:48They won't get in the way of the job because my husband's staying home with them from now on.
10:53I knew I could never do both jobs justice.
10:58That's why I chose not to have a family.
11:01I didn't want to be one of those kind of women.
11:03You know, sloughing things off onto coworkers because of a pediatrician appointment or a dance recital.
11:10I get really neurotic.
11:11I get really neurotic about putting people out.
11:14With all due respect, Nina, it won't be an issue.
11:19I can leave home at home.
11:20And it's not going to break your heart to leave those sad little faces behind.
11:23Are you kidding?
11:26This office is paradise.
11:28Grown-ups talking about grown-up things.
11:30No screaming, no vomiting, no boogers under the table.
11:34You're going to have to drag me out of here kicking and screaming weekends, holidays, whenever.
11:39All right, Ed wants to make the final decision, so I will bring you back tomorrow at 3 for a follow-up.
11:49Well, that sounds great. Thank you.
11:51Lynette, be early. Show me something.
11:55Okay.
11:57No way. Dad did not have a teddy bear.
12:00He most certainly did.
12:02Oh, that was too little.
12:04Your father never went anywhere without him.
12:09Here's your tea, Phyllis.
12:12Oh.
12:13Oh!
12:15Look, Bree.
12:16This was the tie that Rex wore when he graduated from prep school.
12:21I think you should wear it.
12:24You know, for the funeral.
12:27Phyllis, that's an orange tie.
12:29Well, those were school colors, green and orange.
12:32Well, um, he's being buried in a blue suit.
12:34Maybe he could be buried in a different suit.
12:40I don't think so, but thank you, though.
12:44You, uh, you kept Dad's old comic books?
12:47Oh, yes, I kept everything.
12:50Look here.
12:52I even kept the dirty magazine that he hid under his mattress.
12:57He didn't think I knew about it, but I did.
13:04Looks like Dad was in a big brass.
13:06Oh, yes.
13:07That's why I was surprised when he married your mother.
13:20So you're just not going to talk to me, is that it?
13:21It's fine.
13:25Fine.
13:27I don't need to talk.
13:34Okay, yes, I had a little affair.
13:36It wasn't the best thing to do, and I'm not proud of it.
13:39But it's not the worst thing that could have happened.
13:41Nobody died.
13:44Oh, don't be such a martyr, Carlos.
13:46Okay, it takes two people.
13:48How many times did you go off on your little business trips and leave me alone?
13:53See, so technically, you cheated, too.
13:55It's just your mistress was your work.
13:58Okay, that was a stretch.
13:59I'm sorry.
14:00Carlos, wait!
14:01Come back!
14:02Look, I want to start over.
14:04We're going to have a baby.
14:06Isn't that what you always wanted?
14:10Carlos, wait!
14:11I said I was sorry, and I love you!
14:13What more do you want?
14:16I want a paternity test.
14:18Mrs. Applewhite.
14:27Hi, I am Brie Van de Kamp, and this is my daughter, Danielle.
14:32Hello.
14:33Hi.
14:33Hey, I'm Matthew.
14:34This is my son.
14:36Hi.
14:37I would have been over sooner to introduce myself,
14:39but I'm afraid there's been a death in my family.
14:42My dad.
14:43I'm so sorry.
14:45I lost my dad, too.
14:46I know what she must be going through right now.
14:49Anyway, I'm afraid that my visit has an ulterior motive.
14:52The organist at our church is on vacation,
14:55and Edie Britt mentioned that you used to be a concert pianist, and...
14:59I would be honored to play for you.
15:01Why don't I bring some sheet music over later,
15:03and we can play in some selections?
15:05That's just a huge weight off my shoulders.
15:07Oh, these are for you.
15:10How sweet.
15:12Brie, we widows have to stick together.
15:17Bye.
15:28Pretending your father's dead?
15:30Don't you find that a little morbid?
15:31I just thought I could help her cover story, okay?
15:33Just, you know, win him over.
15:36Sweetie.
15:37I know you meant well.
15:40But in the future,
15:42you leave your cleverness to me.
15:43Since when are we protected by Dorset security?
15:58We're not.
15:58It's a deterrent in case Zach comes back.
16:01I told Mike I didn't sleep last night,
16:02so he got me this sign.
16:04That guy is so supportive.
16:05You know he's out right now
16:06in a ride-along with the police searching for Zach?
16:09Really?
16:10Yeah.
16:10He's determined to see that kid behind bars.
16:13So tomorrow at school,
16:14I want you to let everybody know
16:15that we got this new expensive security system.
16:18Mom, um...
16:18Just work it into the conversation.
16:20You know, put the word out there.
16:21I've got to tell you something.
16:22Emphasize the motion detectors.
16:23Mom, stop. Stop. Listen.
16:24What? What is it?
16:26Yesterday, I overheard Mike telling that cop
16:28that he didn't want to press charges against Zach.
16:32He made the whole thing sound like it was your fault.
16:34My fault?
16:35Hi, uh, I need a paternity test.
16:48Well, we'll just schedule you for an exam.
16:50Oh, no, no.
16:51I don't need to take a test.
16:52I am just trying to reassure my husband
16:58of what I know is true in my heart.
17:00So if you could just slip me someone else's test results,
17:03I can make my own.
17:05I got Photoshopped for Christmas.
17:09Oh, come on.
17:11You look like a fun-loving girl.
17:13I am sure you've been in a couple
17:16hairy situations of your own.
17:20Just because I choose to express myself
17:22doesn't mean that I condone adultery.
17:25Sorry.
17:26Sorry.
17:26Paternity test results?
17:47I know.
17:48I'm in the same situation.
17:50Really?
17:51Mm-hmm.
17:52I just found out the clinic screwed up
17:54and gave me an egg that belonged to some lesbian.
17:57It was supposed to be implanted in her lover.
18:00And now my husband's freaking out
18:02because he thinks that our baby's going to be gay.
18:07Okay.
18:08We're in slightly different situations.
18:11But do you want to get a cup of coffee
18:12and talk about it?
18:14Yeah.
18:15That'd be nice.
18:16Thanks.
18:17Those girls have to stick together.
18:20We shouldn't let a stupid piece of paper
18:22ruin our life.
18:23Yeah.
18:24Yeah.
18:32Obviously, I've known Rex for years,
18:34but when it comes to writing a eulogy,
18:36I like as much input from the family as possible.
18:39Oh, well, um, what kind of input?
18:42Oh, he means anecdotes, little stories.
18:46Isn't that what you mean, Reverend?
18:47Well, yes, but, uh, also...
18:49I thought that you might need some help,
18:51so last night I stayed up all night
18:54and tried to remember funny things
18:58and moments that said so much about Rex as a person.
19:02Well, you're hardly going to have to write anything at all, Reverend.
19:18Some of those anecdotes are just priceless.
19:21Phyllis, these are all things that happened to Rex
19:23before he went to college.
19:25So?
19:26Well, don't you think it'd be nice
19:27if the Reverend devoted part of the eulogy to his life
19:29after he was married?
19:31Oh, well, yes, of course.
19:33The Reverend will mention that part of his life.
19:36He's going to do more than mention it.
19:37That's the part he'll focus on.
19:39In fact, I think three anecdotes from Rex's childhood
19:42is more than enough.
19:43Uh, that seems fair.
19:44Well, whatever you think is appropriate.
19:51Fine.
19:51I just thought if we were going to focus on a time in Rex's life
19:55that we might as well focus on the happiest time.
20:03Let's talk flowers.
20:04Now, I know lilies are traditional,
20:06but I think I can get you a deal on some white roses.
20:10Reverend, if you don't call her
20:12on that incredibly insensitive comment, I'm going to lose it.
20:15I'm sure she didn't mean it the way it sounded.
20:17I knew exactly what I was saying.
20:18Ladies.
20:19The happiest time in Rex's life was not his childhood.
20:22He loved being a husband, and he loved being a father.
20:25He may have loved being a father,
20:27but your marriage was a disaster.
20:31Phyllis, is there something you'd like to say?
20:35You made the last years of Rex's life miserable,
20:38and now he's dead,
20:40and he'll never have another chance at happiness.
20:47You are no longer invited to the funeral.
20:50What?
20:51You're not serious.
20:53Oh, yes, I am.
20:54I am going to hire security,
20:56and those security men are going to have sticks,
20:58and if you so much as set foot in that sanctuary,
21:00they will be instructed to beat you with those sticks.
21:04Marie, this is your grief talk.
21:05Reverend, if you don't back me up on this, so help me,
21:08I will pull the funeral out of your church.
21:10Bree.
21:10I am not kidding.
21:12I will go non-denominational so fast,
21:14it will make your head spin.
21:28Susan.
21:30I heard what happened with Zach.
21:32How are you doing?
21:33Fine.
21:34Is Mike here?
21:35Inside.
21:36Geez, you must have been terrified.
21:38I mean, he put poor Felicia in the hospital.
21:41Did he pistol whip you?
21:42No.
21:43Oh, come on.
21:44You can tell me.
21:45Did he slap you around?
21:47No.
21:48Well, don't get me wrong.
21:50I'm thrilled that you're okay.
21:51It's just that when someone holds someone else hostage,
21:54they usually rough them up a little.
21:57It wasn't like that.
21:59Oh.
21:59Not even a little kicking?
22:04Edie.
22:07Someone to see you.
22:09Well, hey, how's it going?
22:10Good.
22:11So there's a rumor going around that you don't want to press charges against Zach.
22:14Is that true?
22:17Yeah.
22:17Wow.
22:20Um, I find that confusing.
22:25Look, we make a big deal out of this.
22:26He could end up going to prison.
22:28He held a gun to my face, so I'm thinking good.
22:32I've been to prison.
22:33He couldn't handle it.
22:35Who cares?
22:36I care.
22:37Well, you should care more about me.
22:39I'm your girlfriend.
22:40We're moving in together.
22:41He's just a neighbor.
22:42You don't even know Zach.
22:43I know enough about him to know that deep down he's a good kid.
22:45Mike, he wanted to kill you.
22:47But he didn't.
22:49You never asked me why Zach wanted to shoot you.
22:51Aren't you curious?
22:53Does it matter?
22:54Zach said you kidnapped his father so you could kill him.
22:58I didn't kill Paul Young.
22:59I didn't think you did.
23:01Now tell me why Zach does.
23:02I found some evidence that suggested that Paul murdered Deirdre.
23:15Sixteen years ago, Deirdre had a baby.
23:17And Paul and Mary Alice Young kidnapped him and raised him as their own.
23:21Deirdre tracked him down here to Wisteria Lane and demanded her baby back.
23:25So Paul killed her?
23:27Actually, it was Mary Alice.
23:29Oh, my God.
23:34Mike?
23:35I answered your phone.
23:38It's the police.
23:40Yeah, Delfino.
23:42You did.
23:45Okay, I can be there in 20 minutes.
23:51Zach's dead.
23:54They want me to come identify the body.
23:59Thanks for coming down.
24:14Since the kid's father is missing,
24:16we didn't know who else to call.
24:20So,
24:21you folks ready?
24:22Okay.
24:22It's not Zach.
24:40You're sure?
24:42He had a gun on my face for six hours.
24:44I know what he looks like.
24:44Okay.
24:44Okay.
24:45Okay.
24:45Okay.
24:45Okay.
24:45Okay.
24:45Okay.
24:46Okay.
24:46Okay.
24:46Okay.
24:47Okay.
24:47Okay.
24:47Okay.
24:47Okay.
24:47Okay.
24:47Okay.
24:47Okay.
24:47Okay.
24:52Can you give us a minute?
25:05Sure.
25:05Zach is your son, isn't he?
25:20Yeah.
25:22I'm pretty sure.
25:25How long have you known?
25:28Paul Young told me.
25:29Deirdre got pregnant before I went to jail and told me she had an abortion.
25:40Guess she lied.
25:42I see.
25:47When I took Paul out to the desert and I was so angry, I just wanted to hurt him.
25:52The way they hurt Deirdre, but then when he told me that he and Mary Alice had taken care
26:01of Deirdre's baby, my baby, that rage just went away.
26:13Get me from doing something really stupid.
26:20Wow.
26:22I'm going to take a cab home, okay?
26:36Mom, Grandma's leaving.
26:38All right?
26:38You have to talk to her.
26:39No, I don't.
26:40If you heard the things that she said to me...
26:41Look, I'm sure she was a real bitch, okay?
26:44But she's family, so that makes her our bitch.
26:48Let her say goodbye to Dad.
26:49She went out of her way to be cruel to me.
26:53I don't want her at the funeral.
26:54Mom, if you don't let Grandma come, I will never forgive you.
26:58Did I ask for your help?
27:03You know Dad would want her there.
27:04It's true, Rex and I did not have the perfect marriage, but for 18 years I tried my very
27:24best, and for that I am entitled to your respect.
27:27Of course you are.
27:32Of course I respect you.
27:35Well, then why did you say those things to me?
27:39I guess I thought it would be easier to be angry at you than to be angry with Rex.
27:47I mean, what was he thinking?
27:50Leaving me?
27:51I do want you to come to the funeral.
27:59Oh.
28:01You don't know what that means to me, Bree.
28:11Someone should get my luggage.
28:12Okay, let's get out of here.
28:20Tom?
28:21Yeah?
28:21Huh?
28:24What's the matter?
28:26My back, I threw it out.
28:27I was holding Parker upside down.
28:30Okay.
28:31Come on.
28:32Give me your feet.
28:35How's that?
28:36Is that better?
28:36Oh, honey, can you push the interview, because I don't think I'm going to be able to take
28:42care of Penny like this.
28:43Don't do this to me.
28:44I don't have time to make a phone call, and I promised that woman I would not let the kids
28:48interfere with this job.
28:49But that was a stupid promise.
28:52Remember that time when you were away in Tucson and I had 104 fever, but I still managed to
28:56take the kids trick-or-treating?
28:59Honey, I don't think that's helping.
29:03Tom, being a mom is like being an ER doctor.
29:06There are no days off, so get up.
29:09Get up!
29:15Geez, are you crying?
29:17Just a little.
29:20I'll be fine.
29:20Just go.
29:21Just go.
29:26Oh, for God's sake.
29:31Give him hell, honey.
29:33You.
29:36Hi, Mr. Scavo.
29:48You can wait inside.
29:49They'll be right in.
29:50Great.
29:51Listen.
29:52Stu.
29:53Stu, you look like a bright, responsible young man, and I bet you just love kids.
29:58Am I right?
29:58Ed Ferrara, Lynette Scavo.
30:13Thanks so much for having me in.
30:14Nice to meet you.
30:15Please, sit.
30:19We're going to have to make this quick.
30:20I got to leave in five to catch a plane.
30:25I got Celtic tickets on the floor.
30:29This is a great resume.
30:31I see you worked with the Donahues.
30:35I snaked the Oslo candy account from them last year.
30:39So, you've done a lot of copy work?
30:40I have.
30:42But when I moved over to Sen and Simmons, I got to do a broader range of campaigns.
30:52T, V, and radio, billboards.
31:03Could you excuse me for a minute?
31:08Please.
31:09What's going on?
31:11I have no idea.
31:13You're an idiot.
31:15You're an idiot.
31:16You're an idiot.
31:17You're an idiot.
31:19Hi.
31:20Guys, I'd like you to meet Penny.
31:22She gives me all my best ideas.
31:24You brought your baby to the interview?
31:26It won't be an ongoing thing.
31:27You bet it won't.
31:28Nina, it's fine.
31:30Any chance we'd get that little lady to be quiet?
31:31Not until I change your diaper.
31:33Could you just give me two minutes?
31:35Sorry.
31:36Well.
31:37Well.
31:40Then watch me multitask.
31:43Here's how I see it.
31:44You guys run a really good shop.
31:46But if you want your agency to go to the next level, you have to focus on two things.
31:51First, you've got to win some awards.
31:53Do some PSAs, pro bono stuff, whatever it takes.
31:56Because, whether they admit it or not, clients care about what's in your trophy case.
32:02Two, your website.
32:04It's the first thing a client's going to look at.
32:06And it's hard to navigate.
32:07There's no site map.
32:09It just wasn't built for people who grew up without computers.
32:12There.
32:13And third.
32:15I don't have a third.
32:17Yeah.
32:18So that's it.
32:20Okay.
32:23You're in.
32:25Seriously?
32:25Yeah.
32:27Take the office across the hall.
32:29I've got to run.
32:33Well, all right.
32:40Okay, obviously, I'm going to clean that up.
32:43Here it is in black and white.
32:45It's your kid.
32:46Okay.
32:50What?
32:55Why aren't you smiling?
32:56It's not enough.
32:58What, do you want a Father's Day card?
32:59You knew the one thing that I demanded was fidelity.
33:02And you still went out and screwed around behind my back.
33:04And you knew the one thing I didn't want was a child.
33:06And you still tricked me into getting pregnant.
33:08It's not the same thing.
33:08Damn straight.
33:09What you did was worse.
33:14We're not very nice people, are we?
33:17No, we're not.
33:17Oh, when we got married, I thought we were going to be so happy.
33:23Me too.
33:28Look, on the bright side, at least we're still rich.
33:32Thank God for that.
33:33So, it occurred to me that I was really rude at the morgue.
33:54When you told me about Zach, I was so busy freaking out.
33:56And I never actually congratulated you.
34:00You congratulated me?
34:02I know how much you've always wanted a child.
34:05Now you have one.
34:07Thanks.
34:08Obviously, it was quite a shock.
34:12But it's the good news, any way you slice it.
34:15What's wrong?
34:20So, naturally, you'll be wanting to have a relationship with him.
34:24And that takes time.
34:26A lot of time.
34:27Susan.
34:28And out of all the mixed up teenagers in the world, Zach is just the one kid that I can't be around.
34:37I can't have Julie around him.
34:41So, what I'm trying to say is...
34:45We can't move in together.
34:47But I am so happy for you.
34:50Really, you have a child and that is good for you.
34:53Isn't there any way?
34:54No.
34:55No, I'm so sorry.
34:59I'll see you around.
35:23But let's do something else.
35:24I'll see you around.
35:25I'll see you around.
35:31I hope I'll do it.
35:37Good night.
35:44You have a friend.
36:19Today we've come together to celebrate the life of Dr. Rex Van de Kamp.
36:25What is he wearing?
36:27Life filled with love, laughter, and most importantly...
36:31I left him an hour ago when he was wearing Ralph Lauren.
36:34That's what Rex would have wanted.
36:37He loved that prep school.
36:40But whichever coat he was wearing, Rex always brought an irresistible enthusiasm and a single-minded determination.
36:47So, as we mourn the passing of Rex Van de Kamp, we give thanks to God.
36:53For we do not grieve as those who have no hope, but as those who place their trust in God.
36:59Do not close that coffin.
37:20Give me your time.
37:39What?
37:40Give me your time.
37:42Give it to me.
37:46Give it to me.
37:46Give it to me.
38:03Give it to me.
38:05Give it to me.
38:08Oh, my God.
38:38You look magnificent.
39:08So it looks like Mary Alice killed Zach's birth mother in order to keep her from taking Zach away.
39:25Oh, my God.
39:28I mean, I knew Mary Alice had killed herself over something big, but wow.
39:35Can you imagine living with that guilt?
39:38Isn't it bizarre that Paul and Mary Alice had the secret all these years, and we didn't even know about it?
39:44No, not really.
39:47I mean, what do we actually know about our neighbors?
39:50We can tell if they keep their lawns nice or they take their trash cans in.
39:53But when they do those things, we stop asking questions, because people are good neighbors.
40:00We don't really care what happens behind closed doors.
40:05It had been one year since my suicide.
40:08Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
40:10And a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane.
40:14There were new flowers, new houses, and new neighbors.
40:20The kind anyone would want, living right next door.
40:24Is that another hymn?
40:32I know, it's silly.
40:34But playing those songs today at the funeral just got me in the mood.
40:39This is your grandmother's favorite.
40:41Did you remember Butter?
40:43I make up this tray every night.
40:45Of course you do.
40:47I'm sorry.
40:49Oh, look.
40:51You added a flower.
40:52I thought it'd be nice.
40:57How did I get so lucky to have a child like you?
41:01You really do try to think of others.
41:03That flower.
41:05It's a small act of kindness you thought no one would notice.
41:08And yet you did it anyway.
41:10It says a lot about how you were raised.
41:13Well, I guess you did your job.
41:15I guess so.
41:22I'll get the tray.
41:26You take the gun.
41:27I'll get the tray.
41:27You take the gun.
41:29You take the tray.
41:36Let's go.
42:06It really is a lovely gesture.
42:36Let's go.
43:06Let's go.
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