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Umer Sharif Stand Up Comedy Hum Awards _ umer sharif funny comedy video _ Standup comedy umersharif

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00:00our match is a hockey team, God forgive us, 17 goals, Bengali captain was crying.
00:05The goal has become a goal, 17 goals have become a goal, so many goals have become a goal,
00:13so many goals have become a goal, so many goals have become a goal, so many goals have become a goal.
00:22And let the magician do his magic.
00:47Please welcome on stage with a round of applause, the king of comedy, Mr.
00:51Omar Sharif.
01:21Assalamualaikum.
01:26Assalamualaikum.
01:27Assalamualaikum.
01:28Assalamualaikum.
01:29Assalamualaikum.
01:30Assalamualaikum.
01:31Assalamualaikum.
01:32Assalamualaikum.
01:33Assalamualaikum.
01:34Assalamualaikum.
01:35Assalamualaikum.
01:36Assalamualaikum.
01:37Assalamualaikum.
01:38Assalamualaikum.
01:39Assalamualaikum.
01:40Assalamualaikum.
01:41Assalamualaikum.
01:42Assalamualaikum.
01:43Assalamualaikum.
01:44I think the most beautiful in Dubai is in Dubai.
01:52Our women took us to the front of us.
01:56Our people take us from the top of the top.
02:00Because it's a problem with Arabic.
02:03When we went to the first time in 1979,
02:06I was writing a place where I was writing.
02:08I started singing.
02:10So someone told me that, brother, this is a bathroom, I'm sorry for you.
02:14But I feel good.
02:17There's no airline in the front.
02:19And I know that's very good.
02:21The last one was the first.
02:24When I was in the early days, I would have to have a happy day.
02:29I would have to come to a better experience.
02:32I will have to be a happy day in the future.
02:34I will have to be a happy day.
02:36I will be a happy day.
02:38I don't know how many people are in Saudi Arabia.
02:45I don't know how many people are in touch,
02:47and I don't know how many people are in touch.
02:51After the evening of the evening,
02:52I don't know what to do.
02:55I don't know how many people are in the country.
02:59I think that this word is a good appeal.
03:08My friend, we'll find your line, we are going to take off, no problem, during the
03:21pervade, during the travel, we will provide you food, water, cold drink, if you have to
03:30pay, because very poor airline, cheap ticket, this country ticket is not allowed, to sit
03:41on the seat, Bangladesh airline, Bangladesh people's face, we are always worried, we will
03:50be happy, we will not be happy, we will play hockey team, God forgive us, 17 goals, Bengali
03:57captain roya lagoa, Kola boot goon ho gaya hai hai hai hai hai ietan gul kiri hai hai hai hai
04:08ha, ha, maare ko gindh nahi dee raha hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai pilar, gol kara
04:13rap parvon nai hai hai hai, 2 gol public nebhi kur diya hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai
04:21I am a Bangladesh in the Nilella are of the house to live to your
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05:12good for me I don't have a ticket related here are jahaz may come as well
05:19hey I've got the muscle a cake pataly see
05:23khub surasi larki jana or a cute it was a gun do me run go tie or blue lens
05:30like I would use a bandar point things not even like you have to receive
05:33gree please come there is a welcome to play have a seat I've seen thank you very
05:38much and I think you need to push this part okay thank you
05:42yeah I am our logo hard to be a type of a yard you can't be the one I have a
05:50up-to-date a gay Paris see lucky up could be us for a big day in a case of yes come
05:55by now I'll go forward to show today
06:00and they keep them hidden
06:05and put them on their clothes
06:10and then they are inter
06:12and they are those women that you think
06:15I feel much more Muslims
06:16I feel feeling you've got your thoughts
06:19for 30,000,000 rupees
06:21and you just like women
06:22you leave the way of their house
06:23that you get away from home
06:24and you get a chance to find them
06:30Oh, I'm going to ask you that I'm going to go
06:35and get a crazy girl
06:38I'm going to go
06:40I'm going to get scared
06:43I'm going to get a picture of God
06:46I'm going to go
06:50and I'm going to go and I'm going to go
06:53and I'm going to sit down
06:56In this first row, there is probably a man of Javid Sheik type.
07:04If you are, take your hands.
07:06Yes, he is. He is here. Best friend of mine.
07:11You remember me, sir?
07:13Thank you very much. I love you too.
07:17He has made me flying kiss.
07:20Although he is not a habit, he doesn't always do flying kiss.
07:26If you have a compulsory item with him, he is in the same way.
07:33He is not here.
07:35He is not here.
07:37He is from Pakistan.
07:40Bhawalpur?
07:42Man, where are you going to go?
07:46Bhawalpur?
07:48You are not so much talking about talking so far.
07:50You can come up for one or two hours.
07:52In the base of the old Talukat.
07:56Bhawalpur?
07:57Bhawalpur?
07:58Bhawalpur?
07:59Bhawalpur?
08:00Bhawalpur?
08:01Bhawalpur?
08:02Bhawalpur?
08:03Bhawalpur?
08:04Bhawalpur?
08:05Bhawalpur?
08:06Bhawalpur?
08:07Alhamdulillah.
08:08I think this is probably my opinion of my opinion,
08:11that on some private channel,
08:14this is the first so graceful approach,
08:17which is such a great crowd,
08:18such a great value,
08:19such a great value,
08:20such a great value,
08:21such a great value.
08:22Yes.
08:23Yes.
08:24And obviously,
08:26you all know,
08:28we all know,
08:29we have 10 people,
08:31who have 10 people,
08:32we have,
08:33who have 10 people,
08:34who have our legends,
08:35they have been awarded.
08:36This is a great thing.
08:37It is a great thing.
08:38You are sitting in front of the red side,
08:41the fairies,
08:42the fairies.
08:43God bless you, Bushra.
08:49God bless you, Bushra.
08:52It's very nice.
08:53I don't know, I believe.
08:55I don't know.
08:56I don't know.
08:57I don't know.
08:58I don't know.
08:59God has the big love that I haven't seen.
09:02You have to know, Bushra.
09:05I have to sit right now.
09:06Why you have to sit?
09:08I want to say that Omar Sharif doesn't have such an artist in this great world.
09:24Everyone will stand up and stand up.
09:27A standing ovation to Omar Sharif.
09:29Please.
09:31So nice.
09:33Yeah.
09:34So nice.
09:35So nice.
09:38Thank you very much.
09:39Thank you very much.
09:40Thank you very much.
09:41Allah Hafiz.
09:42Pakistan.
09:43Hindarat.
09:44Thank you very much.
09:45Thank you very much.
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