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00:00Did you know, for example, 54% of blokes would tell a friend if they smell bad?

00:04Sorry, mate, but I need to tell you something. I smell bad.

00:1023% of women over 60 have had a one-night stand, and 40% have one night stand.

00:19Because their husband is dead.

00:24Not my fault, I didn't kill him.

00:26And in Britain, the highest concentration of ghost sightings is in Derby.

00:32Pale, shambling figures with soulless, dead eyes and scary faces.

00:35The people of Derby see an awful lot of ghosts.