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Transcript

00:00Good morning, New York, and New Jersey, too, I guess.

00:27It's Monday, September 10, 2001.

00:31Most importantly, tomorrow, September 11, is going to be a huge day for New York City.

00:37Jay-Z's The Blue Frame will change music forever!

00:41Anyway, Donald Rumsfeld announced today that the Pentagon has lost 2.3 trillion dollars.

00:48They just don't know where it is!

00:51Hey, Dad, I think this jersey might be too big.

00:54Yes, Rumi, it will fit you forever.

00:56We didn't come to this country to buy new clothes every year, Yanni.

00:59You guys see Rumi's boobs? You gotta get his hormones checked.

01:02No, no money for hormone checks.

01:04Everybody checks their own hormones.

01:06Maybe we could return it for something smaller.

01:08Uncle Jamal doesn't do returns. He's very under the table.

01:12And no more new stuff.

01:14Here, terrible month, Rumi.

01:16But I use less toilet paper. I only use the Shatafa now.

01:19Your butt is clean, but your energy usage isn't.

01:22Look where you are on the cousin leaderboard.

01:24Your cousins are beating you in every category.

01:26Be more like Kareem.

01:28Then, maybe we get you official jersey.

01:30I think you look beautiful, Habibi.

01:32You look just like Michael Jordan.

01:34Eh, you're friends with a Jordanian?

01:37Stay away. Very weak army.

01:39Get a Libyan friend.

01:41A Libyan will die for you.

01:43Habibti, we must stop buying Princess Diana mugs.

01:46You have so many.

01:48I need an inspiration if I am going to solve her murder.

01:52I need coffee and put on the Qur'an.

01:54I told you, no Qur'an in the morning.

01:56I need a certain vibe.

01:58You're going to love the vibe in hell.

02:00Your mother will be there too, with this sinful television.

02:03Ya, Tita. Habibti, could you just want to talk about your television?

02:06Look, the people are...

02:09Actual retail price is...

02:12Robo, Mia!

02:13Just give me this!

02:14$100!

02:16My angel who won the month.

02:20100 kilowatt hours below everybody here.

02:23I love you the most.

02:25Thanks, Baba.

02:26She cheated!

02:27I saw her by the electricity panel.

02:29Sifaya, we all need to do better.

02:31Your Uncle Ahmed is coming to live with us,

02:33and he is a huge energy sucker.

02:35He shaves seven times a day with an electric razor.

02:38Seven times a day?

02:40Yes, he shaves more than he braves.

02:42Dad, is Uncle Ahmed still going to bring me something from Egypt?

02:45I need something cool to show my class, you know, since this jersey is all messed up.

02:50Yeah, Rumi's got a classroom crutch.

02:52Mona!

02:53Fuck you.

02:54This is about a girl, huh?

02:57There's always a girl.

02:59Astagfirullah.

03:00Is she hot?

03:01Well, she's a huge fan of the balls, you know, with a U.

03:05I told your parents to name you after the great poet Rumi, so you could be great.

03:10Even if it hasn't worked, we gave you a shot.

03:12So what if you're going to be us as balls?

03:14Wear balls brown.

03:16Be like Rumi, Rumi.

03:18And you, too, will never stop dropping the panties of your special lady.

03:22Stop her bar. Stop her bar.

03:25Anime is hand-drawn or computer animation originating or associated with Japan.

03:30In the 1960s, Asamu Tezuka, known as the God of Manga, burst onto the scene with an anime called...

03:37All right, Marcus. That's enough.

03:39Okay, clap it up for Marcus.

03:41Anime.

03:42Looks like you won't get a girlfriend until college.

03:46I want to bring our attention to Rumi, who is wearing a new piece of clothing.

03:51Rumi, your jersey is reminding me of someone I once knew. I'm getting flashbacks.

03:58Really?

03:59Yeah, that's good. I'm glad you like this. I just kind of put this on.

04:03He played for a professional basketball team.

04:06And when we met, it was complicated.

04:08Because, class, as you know, I am not someone who's interested in extramarital affairs.

04:13But this was magic.

04:16Not the player.

04:18The feeling.

04:19You dated Michael Jordan, right?

04:21You're so funny, Rumi.

04:23You know I signed an NDA.

04:25And we all know what that is. Right, class?

04:27An NDA is a non-disclosure agreement.

04:30An NDA creates a confidential relationship between parties.

04:34They cannot disclose any information other by the agreement.

04:38Financial competition is agreed upon.

04:40Fast learners. Wow, that usually takes until second semester. Okay.

04:46Oh, I already know this is going to be a great school year.

04:49And Rumi, you might be my new favorite with that jersey.

04:53Good job hiding it. I don't think she could tell it says balls.

04:56She couldn't, right?

04:57Nah. Classic immigrant move, man.

04:59My dad got me a Nets jersey that says nuts.

05:02I'm gonna win her over even more with my Egypt presentation tomorrow.

05:05You need to go the full nine. Otherwise, you'll get stuck in the student zone.

05:09What is that?

05:10The student zone's like the friend zone, but with homework.

05:13If things don't get romantic before the end of September, she'll see you as a student forever.

05:17Or even worse, you could end up a teacher's pet. No one wants to fuck the class hamster.

05:22Actually, some teachers very much do want to fuck hamsters.

05:25That's why we got a new art teacher.

05:27Shut up, Garrett.

05:28Listen, Rumi, you gotta land her with that Pharaoh shit quick.

05:31Yeah, no, you're right. I'm gonna seal the deal with that Pharaoh shit quick.

05:35That Pharaoh shit.

05:36That Pharaoh shit.

05:37Pharaoh shit.

05:38Pharaoh shit.

05:39Pharaoh shit.

05:40Pharaoh shit.

05:41Pharaoh shit.

05:42And I promise to never fall in love with a stranger.

05:47You're all I'm thinking of.

05:49I praise the Lord above for sending me your love.

05:53I cherish every hug.

05:55I really love you.

05:58Oh, oh.

06:00Oh, oh.

06:01Baby, baby.

06:02I pray for someone like you.

06:05Ooh.

06:06And I think I've never finally found you all my life.

06:16I pray for someone like you

06:20And I hope that you feel the same way too

06:25Yes, I pray that you do love me

06:32You're all that I've ever known

06:35When you smile on the face, so it seems a flaw

06:39When you turn to my heart, you're bringing me up

06:44When I was down

06:46You're all that I've ever known

06:49When you smile on the face, so

06:51You pick me up when I was down

06:54You're all that I've ever known

06:56When you smile on the face, so

06:58You pick me up when I was down

07:01Okay, that's lunchtime!

07:04First presentation of tomorrow is roomies!

07:07It's about Egypt, and I personally cannot wait

07:10The Sphinx is my favorite animal

07:13America!

07:16Holy shit! Is that Clint Eastwood?

07:19No, brother, this is a cowboy that wears no clothes

07:22I'm so happy you finally left Egypt

07:25Your timing couldn't be more perfect

07:27This is America's moment!

07:30Inshallah

07:31Hey, um, where's your office?

07:34This is my office

07:35Habibi, you are a cardiothoracic surgeon

07:40Not in America, they wouldn't take my degree

07:43But all the practice I had prepared me for this

07:46Because now I have the most precise shawarma on the block

07:50Thin, thin chicken!

07:52So that's why you asked me to bring the land?

07:54Ha-ha, yes, brother!

07:56We need the meat

07:57Eh?

07:58Bossy Ahmed, I want you to be my partner

08:01This is an all-cash business

08:03I'm untaxable, which means you will be untaxable

08:07If you help me, every corner will say

08:09Halal, halal, halal

08:11And we will be rich

08:14It's the American dream

08:16Ah, like Enron

08:18He's just like Enron

08:19What do you say?

08:21Bartner?

08:22Of course, Adam is with you, Habibi!

08:24I am your bartner for life

08:26This is the beginning of big things

08:28Speaking of big things, I need you to watch the cart

08:31I'm going to use the bathroom

08:32I use the one in the focus news executive building

08:36Ha-ha-ha, well, are you?

08:38They think I'm there to clean it

08:39Habibi, oh my God!

08:41I love this country!

08:44Naked cowboy to Allah

08:45Try some chicken

08:47Princess Diana Hotline

08:57If you have a tip to help solve the murder of England's Rose

08:59Please dial three

09:00I have a bad feeling about it, Prince Andrew

09:03Okay, Sharon, what's next?

09:06A route canal for Mr. Wayne

09:07It is such a blessing you still have your parents

09:13I never knew mine

09:14They died in a very violent camping accident

09:16When I was young

09:17Too young

09:18Anyone would agree I was too young to experience what happened to me

09:21Hey, have you considered a nursing home for your parents?

09:24It might be better than bringing them to work every day

09:25Oh, no!

09:26Nursing homes?

09:27That is for white people

09:29In Arab culture, we must take care of our elders until they die

09:33It is a beautiful tradition that is placed mostly on the daughter's shoulders, actually

09:39Hey, baby, what's wrong?

09:43There's people everywhere

09:44Can we be open already?

09:46We've been saying we're gonna do this

09:47Gina, it's easier for you

09:49I mean, your priest is gay

09:51Yeah, but it was kind of a scandal

09:52Oh, whatever

09:53He broke the ice

09:54My parents are so strict

09:55I have to be perfect

09:57My family won't even let us get a dog

09:59Because they say angels won't come in the house

10:01What would they do with me?

10:02There are so many signs, Mona

10:03The universe is telling us it'll be okay

10:06Gina, please stop with the signs

10:08I shook my magic eight ball six times today

10:10And each time it said, it is decidedly so

10:13Then I did some numerology

10:15Tomorrow's the perfect day

10:16Tomorrow?

10:17Yes, I knew I was gay when I was nine

10:19And you knew when you were 11

10:21So we come out tomorrow, 9-11, it's perfect

10:24Okay

10:25Wait, really?

10:26You believe in the numbers?

10:28No, not at all

10:29But let's do it tomorrow

10:30Smoke

10:33Are we eating dead birds?

10:39Hmm, hamam

10:40Stuffed pigeon, fresh

10:42You brought these from Egypt?

10:43No, I got them from New York

10:45New York pigeons

10:46They're not used to being hunted

10:48So stupid

10:49Yeah, that's great

10:50Uncle Ahmed, did you happen to bring anything

10:52For my big class presentation tomorrow?

10:55Like some Egypt calendars, maybe?

10:56Uh, I was supposed to bring something?

11:01Habibi, of course I brought you something!

11:04Egypt calendars for the whole class

11:06Oh, Sphinx is on the cover

11:07It's the best animal

11:09I also got you cigarettes

11:10He is not smoking, he is 12

11:12Ah, 12

11:13That's when I quit too

11:15You'll be back at 14

11:16Dad, can Gina sleep over tonight?

11:19Sleepover?

11:19Sounds very expensive

11:21She brought her own generator

11:22Alhamdulillah, of course

11:25You two have a very beautiful friendship

11:27It has its own source of electricity

11:30I'm gonna call you, Amy

11:32And you're so cushy

11:33Rumi, Abe

11:35How many times do I tell you?

11:36No talking to animals

11:38We slit the throat tonight

11:39We slit what?

11:40She's my best friend

11:42You literally just met this lamb

11:43Get me some tea, woman

11:45Why don't you get your own tea?

11:47I don't feel like it

11:48Grandpa, maybe just ask nicer

11:50This is how you raise your kids

11:52To talk to their grandpa?

11:54Disgusting

11:54May Allah forgive you

11:56Why do you listen to everything he says?

12:01Look at the way he talks to us

12:03See, most men

12:08My generation hit

12:09I only yell

12:11Oh, yes I am

12:13So that makes you progressive all of a sudden?

12:15I was a good father to you

12:16You never appreciate that

12:18I sacrifice everything for this family

12:21I didn't even take a second wife

12:24Stop talking about it like it's the Nobel Peace Prize

12:27I should have won the Nobel Peace Prize

12:30For never hitting you

12:31You should have listened to me

12:33Growing up

12:33Worn the hijab

12:34Married the first guy I brought you

12:37Remember Akram?

12:38You'd have way more money

12:39I am not a teenager anymore

12:41As a matter of fact

12:42I love my broke husband

12:44Thank you

12:45So it's your choice

12:47To use alcohol

12:48Like a haram mongrel

12:49And call yourself Sharon

12:51Like a white woman

12:52And turn your back on Islam

12:54I live it in my own way

12:56Stop acting like everything I do is killing you

12:59I don't even care

13:00Ya baba

13:02Enough bullshit, yalla

13:03We're gonna get you some tea

13:05Televisión

13:07Okay, okay

13:08CBR

13:09Hussein, let's do it

13:10So I think we got a collapse of the aortic valve

13:20In your medical opinion

13:22Do you think I killed him?

13:24Yani my medical opinion

13:25Does not mean much in this country

13:27It's not verified

13:29But did you help him live?

13:32No, no, no

13:34You did not

13:34Oh my god

13:36I killed my dad

13:37I am a baba killer

13:38I committed to baba side

13:41I am a criminal

13:42Oh my god

13:43Ya Allah

13:44Ya Allah

13:45Hussein, what's wrong?

13:47I gave him a 20 yesterday

13:48He didn't spend it

13:50Mashallah

13:51He'd want us to have it

13:53So well played

13:54What do you mean?

13:55You heard his prayer

13:56He said the shahada right before he died

13:59If you do that

14:00Guaranteed heaven

14:01He was such a dirtbag too

14:03It's genius

14:05Where would you like us to take the body?

14:07A preferred funeral home

14:08Let him know a solo mosque

14:10No, no, no, no, no

14:11Sir, not Cairo

14:12That is a very expensive ticket

14:14My father-in-law

14:15God rest his soul

14:16And thank you God for taking him

14:18Will be buried at the local mosque

14:19Before sunset tomorrow

14:21Because we are Muslim

14:23And that is our law

14:24Our very affordable law

14:27But don't you want him to be close to home

14:34So you can visit anytime

14:36No cost

14:37Cairo, end of story

14:39It is what he wanted

14:40You didn't even like him

14:42But I might have killed him

14:44So things have changed

14:45Yeah, early morning would be ideal for me

14:52Like very early

14:53Just because I had an Egypt presentation

14:54Kind of top of the morning

14:55And we, I mean, I have a big day tomorrow

14:58So getting this done in the morning

14:59Is definitely ideal for me

15:02Yes, morning

15:03I found a very nice

15:04Pakistani mosque in Freehold

15:06Pakistani mosque?

15:08Their burial plots are jibber than the Arab

15:11Pakistanis are very good people

15:13They give you a discount

15:15Even when you die

15:16As-salamu alaykum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuhu

15:32Oh, I'm so sorry for your loss, beloveds

15:34We're here to assist you in preparing the body

15:36And whatever else you may need

15:38Your father is in good hands, Sharon

15:40It's Sharia by the way

15:42My given name

15:43Aha, yes, Sharia

15:44Do you know where you'll be burying your loved one?

15:47I'm not sure if you heard

15:48But we have a great discount with Hackensack Cemetery

15:51Cairo, Cairo, Cairo, Cairo

15:52Let's start with washing the body

15:55Then we will figure out the details

15:57Oh, grandpa had a huge, uh, wow, what a guy

16:04Ah, yes, yabni

16:05I always guessed this

16:06But here it is

16:08The truth

16:09Big dick men are the only ones who can be so mean

16:13The whole world can abandon them

16:15But he always has his dick to fall back on

16:17Excuse me

16:18Was he an organ donor?

16:19I'm asking for a friend

16:21No, brother

16:21Haram

16:22Dad, who is this guy?

16:26Your uncle Jamal

16:27Very upset today

16:28You gave grandpa many discounts

16:31First name grandpa

16:44Last name Giddo

16:45On God's word

16:47Even tomorrow will be a better day, Sharon

16:50Tomorrow

16:51The healing begins

16:53Wait, is this gonna mess up tomorrow?

17:01This is even better

17:02We can throw in the news while everyone's grieving

17:04I mean, this is huge for momentum

17:06My grandpa really helped us out

17:09Makes me miss him

17:10Yallah, Habibti

17:11We're ready for the burial

17:13Yes, you're right

17:15Cairo's too far

17:16Here is better

17:17I killed him

17:18And I will need to visit him every day

17:22Baba

17:23Habibti, don't blame yourself

17:25Can what to?

17:26It was his time

17:27Let us pray

17:28And then go home

17:29Okay

17:30I'll tell my mother

17:32Mama?

17:34Mama, yallah

17:35Grandma

17:36Okay, okay

17:38She's small

17:39Look behind the furniture

17:40She sneaks into very small spaces

17:42Grandma?

17:50Grandma

17:50Is that grandpa's body?

17:53Oh my god

17:54What are you doing, Taita?

17:56Uh, it's a mess

17:57Grandma

18:00I thought you didn't know how to drive

18:02Yeah, that's a mess

18:03Mama

18:07Mama

18:11I'm going here

18:13I'm going to die

18:14I'm going to die

18:15I'm going to die

18:16I'm going to die

18:17I'm going to die

18:18Inspector

18:19We must order Islam

18:21Where is the body?

18:22Please

18:23Mama

18:34Stop this car right now

18:36How are we going to get to Egypt?

18:41We don't have tickets

18:42Or passports

18:43Or money

18:43Or

18:44What the

18:45Holy shit

18:49You're a traitor

18:55You're a traitor

18:56Boop

18:56We'll drive here

18:57We'll travel here

18:58We'll be in the middle

19:00And then we'll wait for the house to get out, and then we'll go to the other place.

19:12And what does your father-in-law look like?

19:15Right now, he looks like a mummy. He's wrapped up, but who cares about him?

19:20What's really important is Aziza. She is tied to the back bumper.

19:25Who's Aziza?

19:26Ya Allah!

19:27She is a halal car.

19:29Okay, so you're more upset about the cart than the body.

19:32Come on, man. She's all I have.

19:36It is Tuesday, September 11th, folks. A beautiful fall morning here in New York City.

19:42All right, we got the new Bob Dylan. We got POD.

19:45I'm sorry. We can't help you if the body isn't already prepared for travel.

19:48Come on, Rebecca. Ya Allah, come on. You're Delta. There has to be something you can do.

19:53Well, if you were to sign up for a Delta SkyMiles credit card and its credit's only 32% APR, I might be able to pull a few strings.

20:02Done. Mom, I'm just sorry, but doesn't Dad have a no more credit cards ever policy? We'll do it.

20:08He fits in the golf bag.

20:15There they are.

20:16Stop! Don't buy us tickets! Don't buy anything!

20:19Also, yeah, that's my Dad chasing us.

20:22This is not the first time this has happened to me. I know what to do.

20:25You gotta get on the belt with the body.

20:52I'll miss you, Grandma. I'll miss you, Grandpa's body.

21:05There you are! Mom got a credit card.

21:08Credit card? What have you done to us?

21:10It's over. He's gone.

21:12No! How much did it cost?

21:14Why don't we go talk about this in the Sky Lounge?

21:17As SkyMiles members, you have access to all kinds of free amenities.

21:20Did you say free?

21:21Ya Allah!

21:25Rumi! Get the supplies! Quick! We're using them for the Halal card.

21:28Dad, are you sure?

21:30Cubs, plates, napkins, Delta is giving us the opportunity of a lifetime. Go!

21:36I can't believe I lost both my parents in one day.

21:38What? Both? Where's Data?

21:41She's going back to Cairo too. She wants to go home.

21:44Alhamdulillah! Two problems, God, in one day. Yeah. I mean, God rest his soul. Allah irham.

21:54May Allah grant him a comfortable grave.

21:57You know, your father really seemed like a fun guy. I'll say a prayer for him.

22:02Hello, Akbar.

22:04Oh, Rumi, these are the magic cups. They keep the cold things cold, the hot things hot, and they're for free!

22:12Stack them up, quick!

22:13What the fuck?

22:22Sorry to interrupt, but a horrible accident has occurred in New York City.

22:26And we're hearing now that it might not be an accident. An Islamic group is taking responsibility.

22:33Allah!

22:36Okay, let's leave. It's not a good time to be at the airport when you look like us. Bye, Uncle Ahmad. See you whenever. Da-da-da-da-da!

22:46You guys go! Don't worry about me! I love the voice in blue!

22:52What the hell is happening?

23:02Hey! You can talk!

23:03Well, not for long. Because you're gonna have to kill me.

23:06No. No. No more death.

23:08I'm not meant to live. Come on! You killed those pigeons at dinner. Not fair!

23:13None of this is fair. First Grandpa died, then all those innocent people. No. If there was ever a day to not sacrifice a lamb,

23:21it's today.

23:22But I really want to die!

23:25No, Lambie. I just wish Grandpa was here. He'd know what to say.

23:31I didn't know him for long, but I'm pretty sure he'd say something misogynistic.

23:35I don't know what that word means, but he was always nice to me.

23:38Look, he got me my favorite book.

23:42Rumi, read this book when times get tough. Learn from the great poet after whom you are named.

23:52I'll tell you the first lesson. What is the Sufi path? To find the joy inside the inner heart when sadness comes.

24:04Rumi, come downstairs. Now.

24:11Baba, what's happening?

24:16Bussarumi, a lot happened today. Many people got hurt.

24:20This is the worst thing I have ever seen. Things are going to change for us.

24:25People are going to look at us differently just because of who we are.

24:29And what we must do now, more than ever, is...

24:32Find our face and be strong.

24:34No! We must blend in and change our values as much as possible.

24:39We will change everything about who we are to fit in.

24:43We must always be cheerful. We will never stick out.

24:46We, from today, have no culture.

24:49When people see our family, they won't think Arab.

24:52They will think they are happy. They are perfect.

24:55We are number one happy family USA!

25:01How to blame the Chaitan regime.

25:04Hello, hello, neighbors. You're afraid of us near you.

25:09But the only blood we want is to bleed red, white, and blue.

25:14I know you think we're scary, but I swear to you we're... Mother!

25:20We will prove to you our love.

25:23We will be number one, number one family in USA!

25:32Number one happy family USA!

25:40He's not sure. Take the boy.

25:50Number one happy family!

25:52Number two happy?

25:54Number two happy?

25:55Number two happy?

25:57Welcome back!

25:58He'sang perguntandoischeon!

25:59Pra quem Nonononononon...

26:01A fure lightning.

26:03這邊!

26:04You, man.

26:06Water raptor!

26:07Because he's a party whorei...

26:08He's a tw dirig created,

26:10and he's stop for it quiet.

26:12He simply named단onononon...

26:13You, come yeah!

26:15Number two happy?

26:17Number...

26:18Eso!

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