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01:30Here we go again.
01:35But I am glad that this won't become the next Ice Age.
01:40Speaking of which...
01:42This right here is my favorite thing ever in the history of forever.
01:55This is disgusting.
01:57This is awful in every way.
01:59The passion ignites me.
02:09The passion ignites me.
02:21Is he really gay?
02:21Yes!
02:25What's taking this guy so long?
02:27Is he really as good as they say he is?
02:29No.
02:30What's taking this guy so long?
02:36Dude, what the fuck are we even doing out here?
02:40Don't ask me, you were the dumbass who decided to prank the commander and blame it on me.
02:45It's your fault we're out here.
02:47I fucking hate you.
02:48The feeling's mutual.
02:51They'll be dying, dying.
02:53What the hell was that?
02:55What the fuck do you think?
02:56It's another plane.
02:57What's taking this guy so long?
02:59Is he really as good as they say he is?
03:01I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
03:02Better.
03:10Better.
03:14Who was that?
03:16Hello, young lady.
03:17Hello, ladies.
03:19Hello, ladies.
03:20You ready to lose?
03:22Tell you what.
03:23I'll give you guys a head start.
03:25You're gonna need it.
03:26I know.
03:27Hello, ladies.
03:28You ready to lose?
03:29Did you just assume my gender?
03:32I think we all know where this is going, so let's just skip to the end.
03:43Honestly, I'm proud of us for not.
03:45Totally.
03:46It would've been cheap.
03:47You've already planted 9-11.
03:48How could that possibly be a bad thing?
03:52Ahhhh!
03:53Ahhhh!
03:54Ahhhh!
03:55Ahhhh!
03:56Ahhhh!
03:57Ahhhh!
03:58Ahhhh!
03:59Ahhhh!
04:00Ahhhh!
04:01Ahhhh!
04:02Ahhhh!
04:04Oh yeah!
04:04Woo!
04:05We made 9-11 happen!
04:07High five!
04:08Alright!
04:09High five!
04:09That one was in poor taste.
04:11Not funny.
04:11This is my kingdom come
04:26I want you to be my king
04:28I want you to be my king
04:31I want you to be my king
04:41Eat you suckers, eat my suckers
04:44Back to reality, out there goes gravity
04:46Eat my suckers
04:49You
04:52I am more than just a duster
04:54Pay attention, you're daydreaming again
04:56Thank goodness this is all a dream, right?
04:59Really? How hard is this?
05:01Fly straight, turn around, fly straight, turn around
05:04I am more than just a cocksucker
05:06You're disgusting nonsense
05:07Now do classical gas
05:12Nonsense
05:13I've got a tight turn radius
05:14Think fast
05:15I am not straight
05:16Respectin' the sweet size of area location
05:19I am more than just a crop duster
05:21Respectin' the sweet song about that flings around the planet aerates a nonsense
05:25Excuse me, it's called the windmill
05:27And it's not nonsense
05:28I've got a tight turn radius
05:30And high ratio
05:31Oh yeah, you know what else you got?
05:32What?
05:33No bitch
05:34Oh yeah, you know what else you got?
05:35No bitches
05:36You know what else you got?
05:37What?
05:38Screw you
05:41High power to weight ratio
05:42Oh yeah, you know what else you got?
05:43What?
05:44A screw loose
05:45Ratio
05:54You asked me, more racers wanna be cropped up
05:56Ratio
05:59Uh, I heard you shot down 50 planes
06:01You looking to be number 51?
06:03Uh
06:04Ratio
06:05Uh
06:06I don't
06:07Just about blocked that memory off my mind
06:08Ratio
06:09I am Icarus
06:10And she is the sun
06:12I fly too close
06:14And I melt
06:15Ratio
06:16You know what else you got?
06:17What a loose screw
06:18I mean, why would you wanna give up Dustin?
06:20I have no idea
06:22Spinning
06:23Oh
06:24It's morbid time
06:25Well it ain't
06:27Radiator's prank
06:28Is as cute as little town
06:30What's next, pistachios?
06:31Get crackin'
06:32Good old fashioned
06:33Corn fuel
06:34Oh yeah, you bet
06:35My money, there's nothing like good old fashioned
06:37Virtual reality sunglasses
06:39No propane
06:40Were you nuts?
06:41For my money, there's nothing like good old fashioned corn
06:43Whoa
06:44I even made up a slogan
06:45Oh, slogans are good
06:47Corn
06:48It gives you corn
06:50No
06:51Corn
06:52It gives you coke
06:54What?
06:55Slogans
06:56Ass
06:57I even made up a slogan
06:59I even made up a slogan.
07:07Oh, slogans are good.
07:09Coke, it gives you porn.
07:17Catchy.
07:17I like that.
07:18Me too.
07:23Is this the Krusty Krab?
07:27Chug's over.
07:29The chug isn't here.
07:30Come on, use the new call sign.
07:34Oh, you can make a deposit.
07:36Right, right, right, this is off.
07:37Go fuck yourself.
07:40Mayday, mayday, mayday.
07:41I'm going down.
07:4218 degrees north.
07:43Let's go to the north.
07:44Let's go to the north.
07:45Let's go to the north.
07:48This is off.
07:49Strut Jetstream calling Turbo Coach Truckzilla.
07:52Ready for practice?
07:53You betcha, Strut.
07:57Strut.
07:59Strut.
08:00Strut.
08:01Strut.
08:02Strut.
08:03Strut.
08:04Strut.
08:05Strut.
08:08Strut.
08:10Spising.
08:12Boom!
08:13Whoooo!
08:15You punk.
08:16Hey wait a minute, you cheated.
08:18I cheated!
08:19HA HA!
08:20HA HA!
08:21WHOA!
08:22Hey!
08:23Get off my property!
08:25Drop it!
08:29Can't be 20!
08:36HA HA!
08:37WHOA!
08:38Suddenly...
08:39THIS HAPPENED!
08:43OH YEAH!
08:48Well, Mr. Krabs, you gave us quite a scare.
08:53So I'm gonna be okay, Doc?
08:55Let's just check your chart.
08:56Oh no!
08:57This is terrible!
08:59Everything okay, Doc?
09:00DON'T TOUCH ME!
09:01AAAAAA!
09:06Wait a minute.
09:07You oiled your main oil oil.
09:09Oh, really?
09:10That kind of damage comes from extreme cums, but that's not you!
09:14You're a duster, and all you do is racing crops!
09:17No!
09:18Ha ha!
09:19What?
09:20Me?
09:21No!
09:22Oh man, Duster, you were in the zone!
09:23Ballistic!
09:24We're talking
09:25This weekend!
09:30Oh, sh...
09:32Dusty!
09:33You're not built to dust crops!
09:35You're built to race!
09:36Do you know what will happen?
09:38Um...
09:39I don't know.
09:40I don't know.
09:41Clean Flutter!
09:42Now the two!
09:43Fine!
09:44Failure!
09:45KRABOOM!
09:46The Kid!
09:47KRAB!
09:48KRABOOM!
09:49The Kid!
09:50KRAB!
09:51KRAB!
09:52KRAB!
09:53KRAB!
09:54KRAB!
09:55KRAB!
09:58Am I ready?
09:59KRAB!
10:00KRAB!
10:01The Orphans!
10:03WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO DEEE
10:06Kaboom?
10:07Yes, Kaboom
10:09KAABOOOMM
10:11They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine
10:16That was hate speech
10:17And harassment
10:19Wow, that was
10:20Vivid
10:21Wow, that was vivid
10:23And exactly why I need you to come
10:26Exactly why I need you to come
10:30Exactly why I need you to come with us to the qualifier
10:33You're unbelievable
10:34You hear that?
10:35I'm on
10:36Wait, what?
10:37Tune in and
10:38FREEZES
10:39For the start of the wheel
10:40I think we've got a really good shot at this, buddy
10:41Oh, yeah, especially if I finish this book by then
10:44Fuck, get the fuck!
10:46You know, I think we've got a really good shit out of my ass
10:48Oh, yeah
10:49Get back to the book
10:50That is not gonna buff out
10:53He's been grounded for decades
10:55He's been grounded for decades
10:56HELP ME
10:58Oh, he's gay
10:59Oh, I love this show
11:01Everything is beautiful in little, little land
11:02No copyright infringements ever seen
11:06I have a dream
11:08Pac-Man!
11:09Comparing him to Cherry 7-Up!
11:10That was hate speech!
11:11So now I have to remove this segment of the colli-
11:16Oh, I love this show
11:17The 10 best air crashes of all lives
11:19Per second and then
11:20What we did?
11:21Not good
11:22What is that happening?
11:23Oh!
11:24Oh!
11:25Oh!
11:26That is not gonna buff out
11:28The number one crash of all time
11:30Oh!
11:31Man!
11:32I'm okay!
11:33Oh!
11:34That's gonna hurt!
11:37Fire, Lois!
11:38Fire!
11:39Fire!
11:40Heheheheh!
11:41Heheheheh!
11:42Heheheheh!
11:48Moon's full, RJ
11:50See ya in the morning
11:54They'd shoot ya as soon as look at ya
11:56I heard stories about his squadron
11:58The jolly wrenches
11:59I heard stories about his squadron
12:00The jolly wrenches
12:03Chog!
12:04No!
12:05Hey there!
12:06Say, uh uh
12:07Chug!
12:09No.
12:13Uh...
12:15Hey there.
12:17Heh. Say. Uh-uh.
12:19Look at this photograph!
12:21Fuck you! I will not appeal your shit!
12:27Hey there, Skipper.
12:29Smile and wave, boys.
12:31Hey. Hi.
12:33Hey. Hey. Hey.
12:35You looking to be number 51?
12:37The Legend 27. This train is for circus animals only.
12:40Meow.
12:43Your Krabby Patty pizza is here.
12:45How am I supposed to eat pizza without my drink?
12:48Could we interest you in some...
12:50Chocolate?
12:51Chocolate?
12:52CHOCOLATE!
12:56I know you can't fly anymore.
12:57You, Bad Maniac.
13:00I was wondering if you would...
13:02Train me?
13:03No.
13:05No.
13:06No, no, no, no, no!
13:07Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
13:08So, I was wondering if you would...
13:10Fuck me?
13:18So, uh, I heard you fucked 50 planes.
13:20You looking to be number 51?
13:22Huh?
13:23Yep.
13:25Slam.
13:26I have to say that because I don't actually have a door.
13:28The Prince.
13:29Wait a second.
13:30Something's a little off there.
13:31Thanks for coming out.
13:32Who wants a picture?
13:33That's Slipflinger.
13:34He's captain of Team RTX.
13:35They call him...
13:36The Green Screen Tornado.
13:37Real fucking original.
13:38Oh, and those two?
13:39Ed Ed.
13:40Ed Ed Edgays.
13:41He's captain of Team RTX.
13:43They call him the Green Screen Tornado.
13:46Real f****** original.
13:47Oh, and those two?
13:48Ed Ed.
13:49He's a gang!
13:52Fonzio.
13:53You up, my man.
13:56That leaky old field trip next door.
13:57Who you calling leaky?
13:59I'll leak on you.
14:00Who you calling leaky?
14:01I'll leak on you if you don't check your intake.
14:04I'll leak on you if you don't check your intake.
14:06That's disgusting.
14:08The last of the four time trials being held worldwide.
14:10Today's qualifying round is
14:13Prop Wallace Junction
14:14John Lino
14:15John
14:16Lino
14:16Yep
14:17You STOOP
14:17OH YES. WHAT A PHILL
14:22ef
14:24Champion has been a role model of mine for years now
14:28Coincidence? I think NOT
14:30STOP
14:31AH
14:33Please tell me this is prop Wiles Junction
14:36No
14:38You actually pronounced
14:39Prob
14:40Crap.
14:42Yeah, it's stupid.
14:44I got some mini-march, yeah.
14:46Got some mini-march, yeah.
14:48Got some mini-march, yeah.
14:50Some vitamin.
14:52Got some mini-march, yeah.
14:54Got some mini-march, yeah.
14:56Got some poo-poo.
14:58Yeah, got some poo-poo.
15:00Got some pee-pee-poo-poo.
15:02Yes, yes, yes, penis.
15:04Yes.
15:06I'ma go get poo-poo in his airplane.
15:08I'll be right back.
15:10You'll end up your asshole with your penises.
15:12What makes you say that? You're going to
15:14spread my night with me.
15:16And you're going to be a steak.
15:18And you'll watch me take a shower.
15:20You think I know that?
15:22Yes.
15:24I'm the one who's been flying back and forth,
15:26back and forth, back and forth, back and forth,
15:28back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back-
15:30Years and years.
15:32You were built to fuck. Look what you did to me, you bitch.
15:38Just forget it.
15:40You'll never understand.
15:42Do me a favor,
15:44shut the fuck up.
15:46What do you use?
15:48Some kind of shaming?
15:49Oh no, no, it's a...
15:50Nuclear bomb.
15:52It was just some mighty clean optics there.
15:54What do you use? Some kind of shaming?
15:56It's how you fly fast.
15:57Show me what you got.
15:58I think I got it.
16:00But just in case,
16:02tell me the whole thing again.
16:04I wasn't listening.
16:05I'm afraid of
16:06Admiral Ackbar Cereal.
16:08You might have a chance to beat him.
16:10Who am I racing?
16:11Here he comes.
16:12We can increase power.
16:14Or, we can decrease drag.
16:18I need my glasses.
16:20Hmm.
16:21Ooh!
16:22Sexy!
16:23It ain't how fast you fly.
16:24It's how you fly fast.
16:25Fly fast.
16:27Fly, fly, fly, fly.
16:28Stand welcome to the center of the universe in New York.
16:32Fox get off the Broadway!
16:34No!
16:37Show on at 22.
16:38Huh?
16:39Wait, I thought Fox get off the Broadway!
16:44Show on at 22.
16:45Huh?
16:46Wait, I thought Fox get off the Broadway!
16:54Well, looky who's here.
16:56The new.
16:57Well, let me tell you!
16:58In fact,
16:59Why don't I tell you all my racing secrets?
17:02Really?
17:03No?
17:04Who's telling you?
17:05Who's telling me?
17:06Who's telling me?
17:07Good luck.
17:09Arr, boy.
17:10It is I.
17:14Race is dust dust.
17:16I'm here to kill you.
17:20Turn on your lights, you
17:21BORN!
17:24Boo!
17:25You stink!
17:26STINK!
17:27I...
17:28...is...
17:28...quish my...
17:29...quish my...
17:30...quish my...
17:30...joo...
17:31...joo...
17:31Your food, Spongeboy!
17:34Coo-coo...
17:35...cabra...
17:36...quish my...
17:38...quish my...
17:40We will have many adventures, you and I.
17:42We will laugh, we will cry, we will...
17:48Hello!
17:49I've come to make an announcement!
17:50Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker!
17:53But it's all said and done!
17:55Speed is the name of the game!
17:57It's all said and done!
17:58Need for Speed is the name of the game!
18:01Electric!
18:03Electric!
18:05And for the first time ever, folks!
18:07We have Electric in the rain!
18:11OH MY GOD!
18:13Hey!
18:14Is it Electric?
18:15Yes!
18:16You can help me set up a website!
18:17There's a gigabyte?
18:18Well, not if you pet him nicely!
18:22Who is that Vision?
18:23That's Rochelle!
18:24The Australian!
18:25Whoopsie!
18:26Yay-yay!
18:27The strike pattern on her butt is so hot!
18:32I don't wanna break up with her!
18:33I don't wanna break up with her!
18:35I jump up!
18:36Ready guys?
18:37Let's do this!
18:38Go!
18:39Go!
18:40Go!
18:41Go!
18:42Go!
18:43Go!
18:44Go!
18:45Go!
18:46Go!
18:47Go!
18:48Go!
18:49Go!
18:50Go!
18:51Go!
18:52Go!
18:53Go!
18:54Go!
18:55Go!
18:56Go!
18:57Go!
18:58Go!
18:59Go!
19:00Get out of my shit!
19:01No!
19:02Look who's finally here!
19:03It's that low flying farmer boy!
19:05Get out of my shit, you bitch!
19:07No!
19:08No!
19:09No!
19:10Right?
19:11Right?
19:12Excuse me?
19:13You are the snow plowing?
19:14Ah, you could say that, yes!
19:16Am I on the ice?
19:20Maybe?
19:21Awesome is not quite the word that I would use to describe a gruesome death experience!
19:24There's nothing better than dying!
19:26Now you're dead!
19:27Dead!
19:28Tough break!
19:29I'm legally black!
19:30This is a competition!
19:31Now you're dead!
19:33Are you crying?
19:34I don't cry!
19:35I cry!
19:44British!
19:46You are a nice guy!
19:47Hey!
19:48I take offense to that!
19:49Heil Hitler!
19:50Great advice!
19:51Heil Hitler!
19:52Excuse me?
19:53My name is Franz!
19:54I don't fucking care!
19:55I don't fucking care!
20:03Fuck off now!
20:04Nein, nein, nein!
20:05I am Von Fliegenhaus!
20:07I am a huge fan!
20:09I have fans?
20:10Nein!
20:11Nein!
20:12One's plenty!
20:13Nein means no!
20:14You're a car!
20:15Ja, ja, ja, but not just one!
20:16He is only six!
20:17I don't speak German!
20:18Oh, oh!
20:19Where's my dickhead?
20:20Who are they wasting their time with him?
20:22He's a tractor with wings!
20:24It's like Rocky!
20:25It's more like David and Goliath!
20:26Old Yeller!
20:27That's not an underdog story!
20:28Oh, there's a dog in it!
20:29Comedy Gold!
20:30Enough!
20:31Yeah!
20:32Enough!
20:33It's more like the big one!
20:34The big one!
20:35The big one!
20:36The big one!
20:37The big one!
20:38The big one!
20:39The big one!
20:40One of a kind commemorative mugs!
20:43Ahhhhh!
20:44Spin!
20:45I'm gonna go behind the Applebee's and do it, huh?
20:47Uhhh...
20:48Spongebob?
20:49maybe you're trying too hard look all you got to do is go over open your mouth and say i hope
20:59she made lots of spaghetti he will be recycled as tractors i believe in recycling must be nice
21:07to be back home well it's complicated i have a billion fans and they're all expecting me to win
21:13maybe this time you will
21:38chugging to success
21:43so apparently the kids died already so that's the end of the movie
22:03that is life
22:07sorry sorry sorry are you okay say something i'm dead
22:33you're in first place
22:37gracie like a firefox you set me up it's complicated okay you could have got the legend 27 killed out
22:46there today i really thought that you were the legend 27 what's wrong with you well you were wrong
22:51and i was wrong about you
22:53fuck you
22:56dick
22:59yo what's up
23:03that's it
23:07aww that was my skype
23:09i shall win the hug
23:11check this out
23:12what's going on
23:20come on work work
23:23you're the penis nigg sack me
23:34you're the penis nigg sack me
23:36you're the penis nigg sack me
23:36like this cock in poland
23:42ho vamos
23:43no
23:52we're down
23:57we're going to get
23:58the penis y Itís
23:59our
24:01hi
24:02oh
24:04no
24:05We're going to...
24:1533 Dick Road
24:16That's it!
24:17We're gonna meet you in...
24:1833 Dick Road
24:19She's like a jaguar, now
24:30SHIIIIIIIIT
24:34MY ASS
24:35Oh-oh-oh-oh.
24:38Saddest thing I ever heard!
24:39Here it is!
24:39Here we go!
24:40Okay, maybe if I just try to come to lady's bottom heart.
24:46I just came-
24:46HREUGH!
24:47NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
24:52BEE-BEEE!
24:55NOOOOOOO!
25:01Five, JTWC has issued a tropical cyclone formation alert for the North.
25:05and start leaving through th-
25:12Okay, engine full throttle.
25:13Nod to the shooter when you're-
25:15Die in a f-
25:18Just kidding!
25:22Headwind's good.
25:24Pressure's good.
25:36Senor Ripsninger, any comment on the disappearance of Dusty Cropoper?
25:39Dusty was a car?
25:42They're all asking the same question.
25:44Where is the plane with the shiny new propeller?
25:47Dusty was a guy.
25:51Senor Dusty has 10 times the engine you do and-
25:58Oh no, I'm going down!
26:01Why didn't I listen?
26:02Oh, the humanity and all the passengers screaming around here,
26:07and just when you thought it couldn't get any worse,
26:08there's a dog having sex with a woman.
26:14I'm glad that's all.
26:15AHHHHH!
26:16Minutes 119-
26:22You got me!
26:24You got me!
26:25Huh?
26:306 minutes 119-
26:32It's going down!
26:3518 degrees north, 6 minutes 119-
26:37AHHHHH!
26:3818 degrees north, 6 minutes 119-
26:466 minutes 119-
26:50I'm dead.
26:55It's over.
26:55It's not over yet!
26:57Get ready for Sonic and Skipper playing War Thunder.
27:00Look Skipper!
27:01Enemy ship!
27:02Two o'clock low, two miles!
27:04Easy pickings, what do you say?
27:05Negative kicks or two.
27:07I finally get it!
27:08You're afraid of getting beat by a problem.
27:14Check 6,
27:15cause I'm coming.
27:18Check 6,
27:20cause I'm coming.
27:21We're coming for you, nigga!
27:23Well, check 6,
27:26cause I'm coming.
27:272,
27:303,
27:301,
27:31Got a blast!
27:32Get to the stars!
27:35Oh, why can't you go hard?
27:37Try to get with a knack with a bitch!
27:412,
27:422,
27:422,
27:432,
27:432,
27:442,
27:443,
27:452,
27:453,
27:46What?
27:48Hi!
27:50Hey!
27:51Ugh!
27:51Don't look down!
27:57Downward spiral!
27:58Downward spiral!
27:59Downward spiral!
28:00Downward spiral!
28:00Downward spiral!
28:02Downward spiral!
28:05Never back down!
28:07Never give up!
28:16Downward spiral!
28:21Okay.
28:22Time to eat my d**k!
28:26Alright, get my good side, fellas!
28:37That's some supersonic suicide!
28:41That's him!
28:42Is that?
28:42That's the Hudson Hornet!
28:44Bob Darrow!
28:44The Hudson Hornet's back!
28:46That's it!
28:56Revit August 6th Horror!
28:59Got a blast!
29:00You're on!
29:01Here we go, guys!
29:05You're on!
29:07You're on!
29:08Half-point back to Frop subsequently!
29:11You're on!
29:11It's over!
29:35Hey, Spino, I got some questions for you.
29:37Are you going to do the next YTP collab for-
29:46Oh no!
29:52Wow, I wonder what's next for me.
29:54You peaked.
29:55What?
29:56You peaked.
29:57You're kidding! After all that?
29:59Yeah, sorry.
30:01I'm sorry.
30:31What's taking this guy so long?
30:37Is he really as good as they say he is?
30:39No.
30:40Better.
30:44What? Who was that?
30:48Why, hello, ladies.
30:50You ready to lose?
30:51Last one to the water tower.
30:52Buys a round of fuel.
30:53Tell you what, I'll give you guys a head start.
30:55You're gonna need it!
30:56Later, loser.
30:59One 1,000.
31:00Two 1,000.
31:01Ah, that's enough.
31:02One 1,000.
31:03Two 1,000.
31:04Ah, that's enough.
31:05One 1,000.
31:06Two 1,000.
31:07Ah, that's enough.
31:08One 1,000.
31:09One 1,000.
31:10Two 1,000.
31:11Ah, that's enough.
31:12One 1,000.
31:13One 1,000.
31:14Two 1,000.
31:15Ah, that's enough.
31:16One 1,000.
31:17One 1,000.
31:18One 1,000.
31:19Ah, that's enough.
31:20One 1,000.
31:21One 1,000.
31:22One 1,000.
31:23One 1,000.
31:24One 1,000.
31:25See ya, suckers!
31:291-1,000. 2-1,000.
31:31Ah, that's okay.
31:55See ya, suckers!
31:57See ya, suckers!
31:59Keep stopping now!
32:05Keep stopping now!
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