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Luis Gonzalez
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00:00Activision presents
00:02Fuck Activision
00:03A smashing blast from my ass
00:06Watch me swoosh right in
00:19Dr. Cortex is a genius, a mental aberration
00:22He's totally a fixation of world domination
00:25Tom has been selected for running through the blender
00:28Crash will never save him
00:29The time had come to test the machine
00:31Ready?
00:32No
00:33The vortex is not ready
00:34I have no idea what it could do
00:37You're right
00:38Damn, what the hell was that thing?
00:42This bandicoot will be my bandicoot
00:44Will be my bench
00:46We will party every Monday
00:48And eat dominoes
00:50This time
00:51I shall play the trumpet
00:53Dr. Cortex
00:54The vortex
00:56You fucking
00:58Foron
00:59I hate you
01:00Everyone hates you
01:01Michael Rosen will be general
01:03And he will lead my vortex commandos
01:06To whirlpools
01:07Hello
01:08This time
01:09I shall rage men
01:11Oh no, this is horrible
01:14Hallelujah
01:15Holy wolf
01:16Into the vortex
01:17Of sex
01:18Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:19Dude, dude
01:20How are you?
01:21How are you?
01:22This bandicoot
01:23They can be genital babies
01:26That was just to see if it was odd
01:27Here's the real deal
01:29Oh, wait
01:30The camera wasn't recording
01:32Let's try it again
01:34Into the mouth
01:35Inactive
01:36Volcano
01:37Hot
01:49There he is
01:50Crash my boy
01:51We will be besties
01:52Then we will fuck every woman in the world
01:55Very stimulating
01:57Oh, well. Guess I better go kill myself.
02:00No!
02:04Capture him! Capture him!
02:12I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
02:16Made you jump!
02:17Jump out the window!
02:19Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs!
02:21It was at this moment he knew.
02:23Fight my furry bandicoot!
02:27He got a little pretty mouth, ain't he?
02:36Whoa!
02:37He said it!
02:39Game over!
02:46Do I need to say it?
02:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
02:57Do you ever have one of those moments where you think,
02:59I don't want to be the bad guy anymore?
03:01What?
03:02I'm here.
03:04From that day forward, our boy Carty could do no wrong.
03:07He was so hot!
03:09Crabs!
03:10Not cool.
03:14Hooray!
03:17Hooray!
03:20Hooray!
03:24Hooray!
03:28Fuck.
03:29I went to college!
03:31I can't die!
03:33She is kinda spooky!
03:43Hey, this is a crystal.
03:45This is...
03:47Gas!
03:49Where's the kaboom?
03:51Yes, the crystal is mine!
04:01This bandicoot is mine!
04:03This time-twister machine is mine!
04:07Yes, the crystal is mine!
04:09Let go! The mask is mine!
04:11Fuck off! The vortex is all mine!
04:15But, Dr. Cortex, what?
04:17These are my machines!
04:19They're my life!
04:21My life! My life!
04:23My life!
04:25Attack the cortex!
04:27Don't throw your butts at me!
04:29We need your six slates!
04:31Also, we need your thumb!
04:37My artery will never be released in the mouth!
04:39America!
04:41Yes! Get over there!
04:43I'm so weak!
04:47Get away!
04:49Abany! Abany! Abany!
04:51How do you expect to retrieve full power,
04:53when we don't have full power?
04:55More!
04:57Abadabah! Abadabah!
04:59We don't have any friends!
05:01It sucks!
05:03It sucks!
05:05Then we'll need to find...
05:07I'm back!
05:15Did you ever notice that Crash is an anagram for...
05:17Sark?
05:19I had no idea!
05:21Now this looks like a job for me,
05:23so everybody just follow me,
05:25cause we need a little controversy!
05:27So here's my problem.
05:29In Crash Bandicoot Warped,
05:31if you walk up to the swordsman,
05:33he cuts your dick off!
05:34Very funny-
05:35Why must you always Crash?
05:37Awww son of a-
05:39Come return on TTV.
05:41Come return on TTV.
05:43Come return on TTV.
05:45Surprise!
05:47I get it!
05:49Crash!
05:514.
05:52Beans
05:543.
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06:19Give me the crystals.
06:21Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
06:23I'm pain!
06:25That's terrible!
06:27Fire the laser!
06:38You! Where's the punch-to-ex?
06:43Oh, I got dead again.
06:49I knew I should've stayed in bed today.
06:53Everyone died!
06:55The end.
06:57No!
06:59What are we about, Terry?
07:01Giant enemy crap.
07:03Make a wish, buddy.
07:05Oh, fuck.
07:07Boo!
07:08Boo!
07:09Boo!
07:10Boo!
07:11Boo!
07:12Cheeky Cheeky!
07:13Boo!
07:14Boo!
07:15Boo!
07:16Cheeky Cheeky!
07:22I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
07:26Boo!
07:27Nope!
07:28Shut that!
07:30G'day, Dave, mate!
07:31Give me the core and take a seat!
07:33Or I'll focus!
07:35You lost, you lose.
07:40FISH?
07:41What did you just say?
07:42You have failed me twice!
07:44What was the second time?
07:45You lost my pants!
07:47What?
07:48You don't even gotta buy it!
07:49I corrupt my story again, Reggie!
07:50See what happens!
07:51Don't love your tone.
07:56I have a tiny dick, my children.
07:58It was that infertile FUNDERGOOF!
08:01I sent you several instructions on how to get through the hotels.
08:04Hmm.
08:05I don't need this.
08:07There is now no deep massage.
08:09Ooka Ooka plants a great cortex with his long dick.
08:14I am feeling so horny.
08:17Ooka Ooka!
08:19Fuck my ass!
08:20Oh no!
08:21Oh no!
08:22Oh no!
08:23Evil has come.
08:24I know we've had unfortunate sex.
08:27There is still a way to masturbate!
08:31Toss!
08:32What?
08:33Hey Dr. Cortex!
08:34Hey Tiny!
08:36You saw my dick ONE TIME!
08:38After many years that my evil m**** twin has been freed from prison stock.
08:45LOL.
08:46I f***ed him to protect the world from his underwear.
08:50Oh ye gods!
08:51Jemes for cookie, that's good enough for me.
09:03Oh!
09:04Cookey telling me volverly, and I have a grammar with my voice.
09:08I made it, despite your directions.
09:11I am Dr. Inez, but I back all head, sis.
09:16Whoa!
09:19You suck!
09:21This is not fair!
09:23Maybe I should retire to a nice big woman with nice big...
09:28Jacques-A-Land!
09:29Oh, look! I have a meat, too!
09:33Fun in with you little faggots are way too stoo-stats!
09:37With a nice great nice big bags of ice for my big boy and a woman with a nice big co-co-co-co-co.
09:47Poor guy, mate!
09:49I'm gay, sis.
09:54So, what seems to be the problem, Dr. Cortex?
09:57It all started when I was born.
10:03It's not over yet!
10:04Ah, shit!
10:06Here comes...
10:07Cash-Banooka!
10:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
10:09What?!
10:10Yes, hell!
10:11Ah!
10:12You're a little too heavy, buddy!
10:13Yeah!
10:14We're going down!
10:15Yeah!
10:16It's Crash Bandicoot!
10:17Haven't we gotten fast?
10:18Brr!
10:19Brr!
10:20Brr!
10:21Brr!
10:22Brr!
10:23Brr!
10:24Brr!
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10:35Brr!
10:36Brr!
10:37Brr!
10:38It's Crash Bandicoot!
10:42Haven't we gotten fast?
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