Trump Dead?! The Rumors Exposed

E. Afolabi

In this video, we dive into the wild rumors swirling on Twitter about the supposed death of Donald Trump, and the shocking truth is he's still kicking! Join us as we explore the absurdity of his current state—his wandering conversations, questionable appearance, and the hilarious comparisons that highlight his decline. With a blend of humor and biting commentary, we tackle why so many are anxiously awaiting his exit from the political stage.   From Trump’s makeup fails to the surprising opinions of those closest to him, find out why many believe voting for him was one of the worst choices ever made. Don’t forget to like and share this video for more laughs!   #DonaldTrump #TwitterRumors #PoliticalHumor #trumpdead

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00:00Over the weekend there were rumors flying around on Twitter or X that President Donald Trump was dead.

00:06But unfortunately, he's still alive. Hey God, can you do us a solid and get rid of this dude?

00:11Anyway, Trump is still alive. But even if he was dead, how could we tell? His brain's been dead for about 10 years.

00:18Have you listened to the guy recently? His conversation wanders off course more than my old Ford Focus did when it needed an alignment.

00:24Trump babbles so much he makes Ozzy Osbourne sound like Morgan Freeman.

00:28And Trump is looking awful these days. So bad that even zombies tell him, hey dude, you're not looking too good.

00:35Trump's body is falling apart faster than one of Elon Musk's rockets. And he has cankles. His ankles are fat and swollen.

00:42I haven't seen that much fat since I ordered a bacon cheeseburger at McDonald's.

00:47Trump's hands are so black and bruised. They look like they had a run-in with the LAPD.

00:52And he's taken to wearing makeup to cover up the bruises. But honestly, they're not doing a good job.

00:57I've seen better paint jobs at my local body shop. There are a lot of people waiting for Trump to

01:02die. I mean, how bad do you have to be for both your wife and your daughter to be waiting for you

01:07to croak? But seriously, the only person who hates Trump more than us is Melania. I think Melania has

01:13more affection for her vibrators than she has for Trump. At least those still please her. Trump hasn't

01:19done that for decades. And I'm sure the conversation is better. But as much as we can get mad at Trump,

01:26the real anger has to be saved for the people who voted for this motherfucker. People didn't

01:31like President Joe Biden because they claimed he was too old. So instead, they voted for the guy who

01:37was old and evil.

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