Conny Winter & Marcus - Cheap Airline Circus Director

Lyrics


A circus director with a tie
Not with a hat
Michael O'Leary
A master in money retrieval
Prehistoric Art
Chaos in the air
Where is the pain threshold
Where's it going crazy

Check-in costs
Luggage weighs heavy
Window seat? Please
Pay more

Ryanair
(Ryanair)
Are you flying cheap
Are you paying hard
Ryanair
(Ryanair)
Comfort remains a distant star
Incredible
But successfully
Yes they are not far away

Michael O'Leary starts the ride,
Show us the prehistoric art.
Copper giants, chaos, wild,
Our eyes are starting to flicker.

We end up in a world that does not fit,
Rock paintings that completely upset us.
Our faces, as you will never forget,
Let's be amazed at these old paintings that tell.

Ryanair takes us to the past,
In a world where time stood still.
Chaos and magic, unique,
Let's marvel at this prehistoric art.

The flight is long, but worth the trip,
In Michael O'Leary's world, nothing is normalized anymore.
Our heads full of questions,
What happened here then that amazes us today?

The seats are tight
Knees pressed
Service saves
But the profit is delightful
A flight like a puzzle
To book everything extra
Water? Snacks? You have to look for it

drum roll
ticket sales
The circus is flying
The money never stops

Ryanair
(Ryanair)
Are you flying cheap
Are you paying hard
Ryanair
(Ryanair)
Comfort remains a distant star
Incredible
But successfully
Yes they are not far away

Finally we are where the pictures come alive,
Let's marvel at this prehistoric art.
Michael O'Leary's story, so full of charm,
With Ryanair we fly, through times, through time.

Ryanair takes us to the past,
In a world where time stood still.
Chaos and magic, unique,
Let's marvel at this prehistoric art.

Lyrics written Kai-Dominik Bertha (ELAG ERFURT)

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