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Sleepwalk with Me (2011) is a comedy-drama based on the true experiences of comedian Mike Birbiglia. The film follows an aspiring stand-up comic juggling career struggles, personal relationships, and his unusual sleepwalking episodes. With a mix of humor, honesty, and heartfelt moments, this indie favorite has been praised for its witty storytelling and relatable charm.
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00:36:18C'est, euh...
00:36:21Ah, c'est en la fin.
00:36:25All right, love you.
00:36:48What do you mean by that?
00:37:00Um, would it be possible for you to take me
00:37:03to the Comedy Factory in Burlington?
00:37:05No, I could take you to the garage down the road.
00:37:09All right, um, listen, I...
00:37:12I'm really late for this gig, so, like,
00:37:15if there's anything I can do, like, uh...
00:37:18Well, okay, is that how much it cost?
00:37:23This is fine.
00:37:25All right.
00:37:27Okay.
00:37:31One thing I should tell you is that Colleen had asked me
00:37:35if I could perform 30 minutes of Comedy for this gig.
00:37:38Now, what I should have said was,
00:37:40I only have about 11 minutes of material, tops,
00:37:43and what I did say was, yeah!
00:37:46So, is that, uh, Band-Aid part of the act?
00:37:50No.
00:37:51No, you're not the, uh, the head wound comics,
00:37:53not your tag, you know, like,
00:37:54I got a head wound after every joke, is that you?
00:37:56No, look, I gotta be honest with you.
00:37:58She wants me to do half hour.
00:37:59I only have, like, 10 minutes of material.
00:38:00I don't know what I'm gonna do.
00:38:01I don't know what I'm gonna do.
00:38:02Really?
00:38:03Wow.
00:38:04You're gonna have to fill out that time somehow, man,
00:38:06do some crowd work, talk to the audience,
00:38:08make fun of people.
00:38:09Whenever I make fun of people, they punch me.
00:38:11Uh-huh.
00:38:12Matt, we're bringing you on now.
00:38:14Don't do that on stage.
00:38:28Thanks.
00:38:29Unless it's your closer.
00:38:33I was thinking about Cookie Monster, you know,
00:38:35and do you think this guy's got an eating disorder, you know?
00:38:38Nice shirt, loser.
00:38:48Sorry.
00:38:49No, I like it.
00:38:50It's nice.
00:38:51Sorry.
00:38:52I'm...
00:38:53Anyway, I was watching a lot of TV this week.
00:39:00Is that what you do about teenagers really real?
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:05Hey, you did okay, man.
00:39:09Yeah?
00:39:10Well, you know, okay is kind of a strong word, but...
00:39:15You tanked.
00:39:17I thought it was funny, but I'm a comic. I'm sick, so...
00:39:21Yeah.
00:39:22Yeah.
00:39:23All right.
00:39:24You just gotta keep telling yourself you're killing,
00:39:27and then we'll all fall into place.
00:39:28You'll figure it out.
00:39:29Thanks.
00:39:31You married, or...?
00:39:35Um, no.
00:39:36I...
00:39:37Well, kind of.
00:39:38I...
00:39:39I don't know.
00:39:40I have a girlfriend.
00:39:41It's serious, you know?
00:39:43It's just...
00:39:45You know, it's just...
00:39:46We've been together for a long time.
00:39:47You all right, man?
00:39:48Yeah, yeah.
00:39:49It's just, you know, I've just...
00:39:50I've decided I'm...
00:39:51I'm not gonna get married until I'm sure that nothing else good can happen in my life.
00:39:56You should say that on stage.
00:40:00Yeah, that wouldn't go over so well at home.
00:40:03We're not at home.
00:40:05Are you married?
00:40:07Kinda.
00:40:20Hey, Colleen.
00:40:21Hey, listen, they got great feedback on you last time.
00:40:23Yeah?
00:40:24Well, no, not really, but, uh, Mark recommended you for a gig in Philadelphia on the 20th.
00:40:31Oh, yeah?
00:40:32He liked my ass?
00:40:33Well, no, no, but he thought it would be, uh...
00:40:36He thought you'd be great taking the bullets for other comedians.
00:40:39That's great!
00:40:40Um, the 20th?
00:40:42Um, yeah, that's great.
00:40:44Well, cool.
00:40:45Listen, I'll email you the details, okay?
00:40:47I was, um...
00:40:49I was at the zoo, and I, uh...
00:40:53I was at the National Zoo, and they have a panda bear there.
00:40:57You know, um...
00:40:58Ling Ling, I think, is from China.
00:41:00And, um...
00:41:02You know, they're having a hard time getting the pandas to mate.
00:41:06You know, they're trying to get them to mate with each other.
00:41:10Um...
00:41:10Um, next.
00:41:17Uh, okay.
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:19I've been, um...
00:41:35I've been having some issues in my relationship, uh, with my girlfriend lately, where, like...
00:41:41I think she wants to get married, you know?
00:41:44And I've decided I shouldn't get married until I'm sure that nothing else good can happen in my life.
00:41:52And, you know, my girlfriend and I worry about different things.
00:41:55You know, one day I said, what do you fear most?
00:41:57And she said, I fear you'll meet someone else, and you'll leave me, and I'll be all alone.
00:42:01And she said, what do you fear most?
00:42:03And I said, bears.
00:42:04Bears.
00:42:12Thanks, man.
00:42:13Yeah, nice work to make.
00:42:14Thanks.
00:42:18$23?
00:42:19Is that...
00:42:20I don't want to be a dick, but I thought it was $50.
00:42:22That was if we sold out.
00:42:23We had 31 paid, 25 comps.
00:42:25That's $360 with the 50-50 house split.
00:42:27I've got to pay the headliner $150.
00:42:29You get the rest.
00:42:32I think that's still, like, $30.
00:42:33$7 for the chicken fingers.
00:42:38I'm not paying for those fucking chicken fingers.
00:42:41You should be ashamed to charge people for those.
00:42:43You're right.
00:42:49Thanks.
00:42:51How'd it go?
00:42:52It was great.
00:42:53Like, I met all these other comics, and I tried out all this new material.
00:42:59You would have been really proud.
00:43:00Hey, I can't really hear you.
00:43:01What was the new material?
00:43:03It was just, like, a lot of stuff.
00:43:06I'll tell you about it later, but where are you?
00:43:10Oh, we're all at this bar that Hannah found.
00:43:14We're playing drunkardash.
00:43:16What's that?
00:43:17It's, you know, it's just balderdash, but drunk.
00:43:22I came up with a really good definition for cod swallop.
00:43:26What?
00:43:27Cod swallop.
00:43:28See if you can get it.
00:43:29Here.
00:43:30A.
00:43:31A rock formation found only in Iceland, or B, a sticky situation.
00:43:35I knew it.
00:43:36I knew that.
00:43:37You didn't know.
00:43:38Yes, I did.
00:43:39You should have said it then.
00:43:40I was over with fries.
00:43:43Are you talking to me?
00:43:44No, it's just Dave.
00:43:46You've got to meet him.
00:43:47If you go outside and I'll go outside, then maybe we can hear each other better.
00:43:50Hey, I'll have another one, you guys.
00:43:59The thing is, he definitely does not have a party.
00:44:02I actually had a crazy gig once where these two Orthodox Jews had asked me if I would perform
00:44:09at, like, their art gallery.
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:11They told me there were going to be hundreds of people there.
00:44:13And then I go, and it's just, it's just their apartment, and it's just them.
00:44:19Yeah, so it wasn't like a show.
00:44:21No.
00:44:21It was like a conversation.
00:44:23It was more like a quiet conversation.
00:44:25I did this one show.
00:44:27It was in the parking lot of a Home Depot.
00:44:29The only people we're performing for are, like, the migrant workers who are just hanging out there.
00:44:35I'm going up last, and I'm watching every other comic just eat it, just tank.
00:44:39But I'm thinking, like, I want to get some response from these people.
00:44:43Like, I should close strong.
00:44:46What Spanish do I know?
00:44:47And I'm like, I know, I'll say, long live the immigrant.
00:44:50And I'm like, all right, everybody, this has been fun.
00:44:52Viva la migra, which is long live the immigration police.
00:44:56Aww.
00:44:58Yeah, so I'm just going to, I'm just going to crash with these guys tonight.
00:45:02And I will be, yeah, I'll be home in the morning.
00:45:05All right.
00:45:07All right, I love you.
00:45:09Bye.
00:45:10Bye.
00:45:11Hey, man, how you feeling?
00:45:13Oh, I'm good, I'm good.
00:45:14I'm just, I'm stuffed.
00:45:16I love pizza.
00:45:17Oh, yeah, me too.
00:45:18It's good, though.
00:45:19I love it.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:20Helps me sleep.
00:45:21Yeah.
00:45:21You know how they have those neck pillows that they have on the plane that people wear?
00:45:25Yeah.
00:45:26I think it'd be great if you had one of those, but it's made out of pizza.
00:45:28And so you just sit there and gnaw the pizza and then fall asleep with that.
00:45:31Yeah, that's a really good idea.
00:45:32Yeah, I'm going to try to do something with it.
00:45:34Now, hey, by the way, I think Lynn is digging you, man.
00:45:38Oh, Lynn?
00:45:39Yeah, I think you could make out with her if you wanted to.
00:45:41Yeah, no, I have a girlfriend.
00:45:43Oh, you really do?
00:45:44Yeah.
00:45:45Oh.
00:45:46So all those jokes are true?
00:45:48Yeah.
00:45:48Oh, wow.
00:45:50Has she heard the jokes?
00:45:51No.
00:45:53No, you should probably mention it.
00:45:56I wrote a letter to my dad and I was going to write,
00:45:59I really enjoy being here, but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really.
00:46:04I wanted to use it, I didn't want to cross it out, so I wrote,
00:46:07I rarely drive steamboats, Dad.
00:46:11There's a lot of shit you don't know about me.
00:46:15Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator.
00:46:23Why'd you take off your glasses?
00:46:26Just because if we're really going to do this, I don't want to be able to see you.
00:46:30Okay.
00:46:31I don't know if this is such a good idea.
00:46:35I have a girlfriend.
00:46:41This just is what it is.
00:46:43Yeah.
00:46:45We're here.
00:46:46Are you really going to deny yourself the experience of just being in the present?
00:46:52I guess so.
00:46:53This will make you more comfortable.
00:47:05What is it?
00:47:07It's a pizza pillow.
00:47:16It's very good.
00:47:17Yeah, you like it?
00:47:20I like the sauce.
00:47:21Oh yeah, you want the sauce?
00:47:22The sauce is very good, yeah.
00:47:23Yeah, it is good sauce.
00:47:25Do you want more sauce?
00:47:27Yeah, more sauce.
00:47:29Okay.
00:47:29I'll go get you more sauce.
00:47:30Okay.
00:47:38Whoa!
00:47:38I love the sauce.
00:47:41I love the sauce.
00:47:43It's very good sauce.
00:47:44Do you like the sauce?
00:47:45It's too hot!
00:47:49The sauce is too hot!
00:47:50It's too hot!
00:47:52It's too hot!
00:47:54I like the sauce, but it's too hot!
00:48:00What are you doing, man?
00:48:01Are you taking a shower?
00:48:06Yeah.
00:48:07Sorry about that.
00:48:09I just had a weird dream.
00:48:11Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to actually act them out like that.
00:48:14They're like movies, you know?
00:48:15You just sort of watch them.
00:48:23Matt, I got a run of dates for you.
00:48:26It's going to hurt, but you'll make about $900 for six days of shows.
00:48:30Oh, that sounds perfect.
00:48:31Well, it's Horsford, Canton, Lancaster, then I have to go to the room outside.
00:48:35I think that she wants to get married.
00:48:36I've just decided I shouldn't get married until I'm sure that nothing else good can happen in my life, you know?
00:48:45I mean, I just have this fear that marriage might be like school.
00:48:48You know how when you're real little and you think, maybe someday I'll get to go to school?
00:48:54And then you go to school, and that first week you're just like,
00:48:59how much longer do I have to go to school?
00:49:03And they're like, 17 more years, and you're like, oh, no.
00:49:09Colleen booked me.
00:49:11It's good, right?
00:49:13I mean, is that, is that cool?
00:49:16Yeah, yeah, that's going to be great for you.
00:49:19Great.
00:49:20Yeah, it's good, right?
00:49:22Do you want to, do you want to come?
00:49:24To Lancaster?
00:49:26I'm good.
00:49:27My parents have been together 40 years, which is, yeah, no, but it's, it's too long.
00:49:33I think, I think if, if the people who invented marriage knew that people were going to be married 40 years,
00:49:38they'd be like, well, this isn't what we intended at all.
00:49:40You know, back, back then people only lived to be 40.
00:49:43If they were lucky, they'd be so confused.
00:49:45They'd be like, when were they married as babies?
00:49:48I don't approve of babies marrying one another.
00:49:51Like, do you ever, do you ever think about that?
00:49:54Hello?
00:49:55Hi, Matt, it's Dawn from Dr. Lisa's office.
00:49:57You missed your sleep study?
00:49:59Oh, right, sorry.
00:50:01Okay, listen, can I call you back in like two minutes?
00:50:03Sure.
00:50:04Do you ever think about that?
00:50:05That maybe in the future marriage will be the new divorce.
00:50:08People will be like, yeah, I'm pretty messed up.
00:50:10Parents are still together.
00:50:12People will be like, wow, sounds really hard.
00:50:14Is it a first marriage?
00:50:16And they'll be like, yeah, I always have this fear in relationships
00:50:20that I'm going to love someone and eventually hate them.
00:50:46Before I tell you this part of the story, I want to remind you that you're on my side.
00:50:52Thank you guys very much.
00:50:53I really appreciate it.
00:50:54Thank you.
00:50:55I'm on the road for about six weeks and one night I'm backstage at a comedy club in Ohio.
00:51:03Hey, I'm closing out my tabs for the night.
00:51:08You want another drink?
00:51:09Or another appetizer or entree?
00:51:11Am I eating that much?
00:51:12That's embarrassing.
00:51:13Are you kidding?
00:51:14You haven't even tried our popcorn yet.
00:51:15I'm saving room for the popcorn.
00:51:17I heard it's imported from a carnival.
00:51:19Who are you writing to?
00:51:25This is my girlfriend.
00:51:27You have a girlfriend?
00:51:28Yeah.
00:51:29Yeah, we've been together since.
00:51:30That's cool.
00:51:31So tell me if you think this is crazy.
00:51:32My other job is at Hooters, which is really crazy because one of my boobs is bigger than the
00:51:37other boobs.
00:51:39Isn't that crazy?
00:51:42I don't know.
00:51:43Do you want to see them?
00:51:47Your boobs?
00:51:48Yeah.
00:51:52Yeah?
00:51:53Cool.
00:51:54Oh, I mean, not right, not, you know, I didn't think you were, I think you were kidding.
00:52:01I didn't know you were actually, you know, I didn't know you were going to actually do
00:52:04right now.
00:52:05You know, there's, there's people here.
00:52:07I don't think that's.
00:52:08I don't know.
00:52:09Pretty much everyone's gone.
00:52:10Oh, well, I don't, I don't want to, I, I hope, I hope, I, I.
00:52:18What are you doing?
00:52:19Sorry.
00:52:20I, sometimes I have this trouble breathing.
00:52:22I, I have a girlfriend and I probably shouldn't be here.
00:52:25Yeah, no, I know the drill.
00:52:27I did not know the drill, but I knew I shouldn't be there and so I left the situation and a few
00:52:35hours later after several drinks, I re-entered the situation.
00:52:45And the next day I drove to my sister Janet's wedding.
00:52:48And I felt guilt and shame, but I also felt like this kind of thing might happen again.
00:53:05And I knew I shouldn't be getting married.
00:53:22Your mother and I did this 40 years ago.
00:53:39Your mother and I did this 40 years ago.
00:53:48At a certain point you gotta zig or zag.
00:53:50All right.
00:53:51Mom, mom, a little closer please.
00:53:52Straighten off.
00:53:53Stop fussing.
00:53:54And say happy.
00:53:55Happy.
00:53:56All right.
00:53:57Just the bride's family.
00:53:58Let's get the bride's family.
00:53:59Only.
00:54:00Only.
00:54:01Right.
00:54:02All right, uncle, up a step.
00:54:05Up two steps.
00:54:06All right.
00:54:07All right.
00:54:08All right.
00:54:09Don't you want Abby in the picture?
00:54:10C'est le Brides Family,
00:54:11c'est le Brides Family.
00:54:13C'est le Brides Family.
00:54:15C'est le Brides Family.
00:54:17All right, uncle,
00:54:18up a step,
00:54:19up two steps.
00:54:20Matt, down.
00:54:21All right.
00:54:22Matt,
00:54:23don't you want Abby in the picture?
00:54:32Of course he does.
00:54:33Yeah.
00:54:34Yeah, yeah.
00:54:35Of course.
00:54:36Yeah, yeah.
00:54:37Come on, come on over.
00:54:38This is your spot, right here.
00:54:40There's plenty of room.
00:54:41Abby.
00:54:42All right.
00:54:43Abby.
00:54:44Abby.
00:55:08I can park.
00:55:12No, it's okay.
00:55:13I'm gonna meet up with Hannah anyway.
00:55:15Now?
00:55:16Yeah.
00:55:17You want me to come?
00:55:18No, I'm good.
00:55:19You want me to come?
00:55:20No, I'm good.
00:55:21Hi, this is Abby.
00:55:22And you are?
00:55:23Hey, it's me.
00:55:24I'm just calling to see what's up.
00:55:25Hi, this is Abby.
00:55:26And you are?
00:55:27Hey, it's me.
00:55:28I'm just calling to see what's up.
00:55:29Like, uh, where you are and everything.
00:55:33This is Abby.
00:55:34Hi, this is Abby.
00:55:35And you are?
00:55:36Hey, it's me.
00:55:37I'm just calling to see what's up.
00:55:38Like, uh, where you are and everything.
00:55:40Hi, this is Abby.
00:55:41And you are?
00:55:42Hey, it's me.
00:55:43I'm just calling to see what's up.
00:55:45Like, uh, where you are and everything.
00:55:48This is Abby.
00:55:49And you are?
00:55:50Hey.
00:55:51Hey.
00:55:52Hey.
00:55:53And you are?
00:55:54Me again.
00:55:55I'm calling.
00:55:56Just...
00:56:24who wereINE for me?
00:56:25Now, you're만ic-
00:56:30Youру
00:56:31At 4 a.m, Abby walked in and she was crying and she was drunk.
00:56:34And I said, Abby, where were you?
00:56:36And she said, we're not going to get married.
00:56:38I gotta figure something else out.
00:56:40Stop it.
00:56:41Give me the back!
00:56:42You're not doing this!
00:56:43What are you letting go?
00:56:45I've just been so...
00:56:47I-I love you, you know?
00:56:49I-I just think that we...
00:56:50I just...
00:56:51I'm not...
00:56:52C'est-ce qu'il faut que je m'arrête ?
00:56:58Non !
00:56:59Je vais avoir un ring et nous allons rentrer à la cabana
00:57:02dans mon père's beach.
00:57:04Oh !
00:57:05Je pense que c'est ce que nous devons faire.
00:57:09Nous devons faire.
00:57:10Je ne peux pas imaginer la vie sans vous.
00:57:15Je pense que nous devons juste faire.
00:57:17Je pense que nous devons juste...
00:57:18Finalement, elle a dit quand.
00:57:20Maintenant, ce que je devrais avoir dit
00:57:22c'est qu'on peut parler de cette semaine prochaine.
00:57:24Ce que j'ai dit c'est...
00:57:26C'est la semaine prochaine.
00:57:31Et c'est ainsi que j'ai engagé.
00:57:40Je sais.
00:57:42Je suis dans le futur aussi.
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00:59:02Matt, you've got to call a doctor today.
00:59:07I will. I will. I'm sorry. I promise.
00:59:15What are you doing?
00:59:16I'm writing it on your hand.
00:59:32The Promise of Sleep by Dr. William C. DeMent.
00:59:42During their entire lifetime...
00:59:43My dad got me a book called The Promise of Sleep.
00:59:47He has four basic tips for healthier sleep.
00:59:49They all have to do with powering down a few hours before bed,
00:59:52turning off the news and the internet and the phone,
00:59:55and don't eat big meals,
00:59:57which just so happens to be my four favorite activities before bed.
01:00:01I'm completely addicted to cable news.
01:00:03I think it's because they hook you in
01:00:04with the laser sound effects and questions
01:00:06you couldn't possibly know the answers to.
01:00:08They'll be like,
01:00:08Do you know what's in your soup?
01:00:11And I'm like, oh my God.
01:00:12I guess I don't know what's in my soup.
01:00:13I've got to stick around.
01:00:15I thought maybe broth,
01:00:17but it wasn't 100%.
01:00:18What is this, a commercial for Toyota?
01:00:20All right, I'll watch this.
01:00:21Just as long as you tell me what's in my soup.
01:00:23and then they'll be like,
01:00:23Ba-choo, it's broth.
01:00:24I'm like, I knew it.
01:00:25I knew it was broth,
01:00:27but it wasn't 100%.
01:00:28It had been sleepwalking.
01:00:30I walk in my sleep.
01:00:31Sleepwalking is a terrifying phenomenon
01:00:33when you think about it
01:00:34because your body making a decision
01:00:35is distinctly different from your conscious mind.
01:00:38Your conscious mind is like,
01:00:39we're having a mess for a few hours.
01:00:41Your body's like,
01:00:42we're going skiing.
01:00:44I should see a doctor, really,
01:00:46because it's gotten pretty serious,
01:00:48but I don't really want to see a doctor.
01:00:50You know, these sleep disorders,
01:00:51they involve your brain,
01:00:52and the list of fun brain diseases
01:00:55is very short, you know,
01:00:57if you're ever surfing WebMD.
01:00:59I got booked at nine colleges in seven days.
01:01:03I was performing across Ohio and Pennsylvania,
01:01:07Delaware, Washington, D.C., North Carolina.
01:01:10There are 78 known sleep disorders,
01:01:12things that range from sleep apnea
01:01:14to night terrors to narcolepsy.
01:01:15Narcolepsy is terrifying
01:01:16because there are people who fall asleep
01:01:18at any time for any reason.
01:01:20and there are female narcoleptics
01:01:21who fall asleep the moment they reach orgasm.
01:01:23I was thinking you could call these women men.
01:01:29And while I went on the road,
01:01:31Abby started preparing for our wedding
01:01:33for months and months,
01:01:35working on very specific things,
01:01:37locations, dresses, caterers.
01:01:40and I knew this wasn't going to happen,
01:01:42but I couldn't say it.
01:01:44Where is he?
01:01:47Um, he's in Philadelphia,
01:01:49playing a club called the Joke Barn.
01:01:53You're kidding me.
01:01:54The Joke Barn?
01:01:55I don't really know what to think anymore.
01:01:58They're having you perform
01:02:00in the center of a walk-a-thon for lupus.
01:02:02Seven shows in a week.
01:02:03I really appreciate it, Colleen,
01:02:05but right now I'm just,
01:02:06you know,
01:02:07I don't think I should be driving that far.
01:02:09I mean, that's like a thousand miles
01:02:10in like five days.
01:02:12Well, I got a lot of guys, Matt.
01:02:14I'd be glad to take you off the speed dial.
01:02:17No, no, I can do it.
01:02:18I mean, I can do it.
01:02:20I just, yeah, no, it's fine.
01:02:21It's fine.
01:02:22Okay.
01:02:23Thanks, Colleen.
01:02:24Thanks.
01:02:24I hear it good at taking the bullet
01:02:42for other comedians.
01:02:54Hey, are you okay?
01:03:00Are you okay?
01:03:03Yeah, it's all right.
01:03:09Sorry.
01:03:24Here we have some of the heavier
01:03:27cardstock options.
01:03:29It's beautiful.
01:03:30They're beautiful.
01:03:32And when are you sending these out?
01:03:34Well, the invitation would go out
01:03:37June 15th.
01:03:38June 15th.
01:03:39And then the wedding will be
01:03:41August 22nd, I guess.
01:03:45You guess?
01:03:50If you're gonna get married, dear,
01:03:52you have to be running down the aisle.
01:03:59Yeah, no, I know.
01:04:01It's fine.
01:04:02It's a lot of decisions.
01:04:04I understand.
01:04:05It's fine.
01:04:06Here.
01:04:06This is one of my favorites.
01:04:14The promise of sleep
01:04:16by me, Dr. William C. DeMann.
01:04:21What are you doing in my car?
01:04:23I'm not really here.
01:04:24You're just exhausted.
01:04:27Is your name actually Dr. DeMann?
01:04:30It surely is.
01:04:32I feel like if I were a sleep physician,
01:04:34I'd want to go with a more soothing name
01:04:36like Dr. Happy Sleep, Dr. Chamomile Tea.
01:04:42Can we please begin?
01:04:43Yeah.
01:04:44Sorry.
01:04:44Sorry.
01:04:45Sorry.
01:04:46Chapter 4,
01:04:47The Promise of Sleep.
01:04:49We sleep more than 200,000 hours
01:04:53during a lifetime.
01:04:55That's equivalent of 8,000 days.
01:04:58In spite of all the research,
01:05:00we know very little...
01:05:01Go ahead.
01:05:01What's there like a...
01:05:02Is there a chapter on sleep disorders?
01:05:04Let me skip ahead.
01:05:06Chapter 9, sleep disorders.
01:05:08There's sleepwalking,
01:05:10sleeptalking,
01:05:12eating while you're asleep.
01:05:15But one of the most serious
01:05:16of the many sleep disorders
01:05:18is REM behavior disorder.
01:05:21People who have REM behavior disorder
01:05:23actually act out
01:05:25the dream they're having.
01:05:27in REM behavior disorder,
01:05:30people are often running away
01:05:32from some kind of demon
01:05:33or wild animal.
01:05:36In rare instances,
01:05:37people with this sleep disorder
01:05:39have actually gone so far
01:05:41as to kill the person
01:05:42they're sleeping with
01:05:44while they're asleep.
01:05:45Wait, what?
01:05:46In rare instances,
01:05:48people with this sleep disorder
01:05:50have actually gone so far
01:05:52as to kill the person
01:05:54they're sleeping with
01:05:55while remaining asleep.
01:05:57almost nothing
01:05:58is more grave
01:05:59almost nothing
01:06:01you can't.
01:06:02Hi, Mom.
01:06:03Hi, man.
01:06:04Where are you?
01:06:05I'm in Maryland.
01:06:06I'm staying at La Quinta Inn.
01:06:10No, you mean La Quinta.
01:06:12No, I think it's La Quinta.
01:06:14Welcome to La Quinta Inn.
01:06:15Thanks.
01:06:17No, she's at home.
01:06:23I have to tell you,
01:06:24she sent us a photo
01:06:25of the dress.
01:06:26Have you seen it?
01:06:27No, no, I'm sorry.
01:06:29No, you're fine.
01:06:31Very cool with it, huh?
01:06:32I just checked in.
01:06:34I don't really know.
01:06:34Something like 24-7.
01:06:35Sorry.
01:06:35Right.
01:06:37Waffle bar is awesome, too.
01:06:37I'm not going to tell you this.
01:06:39Okay, Mom.
01:06:40I...
01:06:40Right?
01:06:41Right.
01:06:42Right?
01:06:42I mean, but I could.
01:06:43No, I know.
01:06:44I should.
01:06:45On the other hand,
01:06:46I just don't think it would be so bad
01:06:47if I just described it.
01:06:48I mean, a little description
01:06:49won't really ruin the effect.
01:06:51Okay.
01:06:51Well, let me tell you
01:06:53about the dress.
01:06:54It's off-white
01:06:55and very blizzly,
01:06:56which I know that you will like.
01:06:57Look, Linda,
01:06:58are you telling him
01:06:59about the wedding dress?
01:07:00No, just giving him
01:07:01a little...
01:07:01Oh, God damn it!
01:07:03You're not supposed
01:07:04to let the girl
01:07:04know about that dress.
01:07:05Well, I don't think
01:07:06a little piece of all that.
01:07:07Gary, give me the phone.
01:07:08Give me the...
01:07:08Why did you have
01:07:08to bring that up to him?
01:07:09Because I thought
01:07:10he was enjoying it.
01:07:11Hey, Matthew,
01:07:12where the hell are you anyway?
01:07:13Are you all right?
01:07:14Things are fine.
01:07:14Yeah, well,
01:07:15I just got an E-ZPass bill
01:07:16for $563.
01:07:17Are you using my goddamn car
01:07:19to cruise around the country?
01:07:20No, I'm not cruising, Dad.
01:07:22What are you talking about?
01:07:23Well, I don't think
01:07:24that car can take it.
01:07:25I think you've got to settle down
01:07:27or get a new car.
01:07:28I...
01:07:29I gotta go.
01:07:30One more thing.
01:07:31I'm going to email
01:07:32the photo.
01:07:32No, I gotta go, Mom.
01:07:34I sent it.
01:07:35Oh, God damn it!
01:07:44Isolate the coordinates.
01:08:01Yes, sir.
01:08:01Merrimark 2113,
01:08:03latitude 46 degrees north,
01:08:04longitude 118 west.
01:08:06Ah.
01:08:06They're currently tracking
01:08:08a guided missile
01:08:09that's headed straight
01:08:12for this room.
01:08:13Just tell me this.
01:08:14What's the plan?
01:08:15Well, Matt,
01:08:16it looks like you don't have one.
01:08:18I think you need
01:08:18a little goddamn reality testing.
01:08:21There's one more thing.
01:08:23The missile coordinates
01:08:24are set specifically
01:08:26on you!
01:08:35What's going to happen
01:08:36to these people?
01:08:37That doesn't look good, Matt.
01:08:38What do I do?
01:08:40Yeah.
01:08:44Warning.
01:08:4612, 11,
01:08:4710,
01:08:499,
01:08:508,
01:08:516,
01:08:526,
01:08:535,
01:08:536,
01:08:536,
01:08:547,
01:08:547,
01:08:557,
01:08:558,
01:08:568,
01:08:569,
01:08:5710,
01:08:5710,
01:08:5810,
01:08:5810,
01:08:5910,
01:09:0010,
01:09:0110,
01:09:0110,
01:09:0210,
01:09:0310,
01:09:0410,
01:09:0510,
01:09:0610,
01:09:0710,
01:09:0810,
01:09:0912,
01:09:1111,
01:09:1111,
01:09:1311,
01:09:1412,
01:09:1414,
01:09:1511,
01:09:1614,
01:09:1713,
01:09:1914,
01:09:1915,
01:09:2515,
01:09:2815,
01:09:2818,
01:09:3015,
01:09:3115,
01:09:3216,
01:09:3415,
01:09:3420,
01:09:3515,
01:09:3615,
01:10:09...and I'm bleeding, and I need to go to the hospital.
01:10:15All right.
01:10:24What's painful about jumping out a second-story window...
01:10:27...isn't actually the jumping part.
01:10:31It's when they start to take the glass out of your legs.
01:10:35This glass was right near your femoral artery.
01:10:42If you'd have hit that, you'd have bled to death.
01:10:47You should be dead.
01:10:49No, you should.
01:10:53I zinged him.
01:10:56Because I'm a comedian.
01:10:57I'm a comedian.
01:11:27I don't think that we should be getting married
01:11:39And I
01:11:41I knew I wasn't ready
01:11:44And I should have said it
01:11:47But
01:11:47I just think I should be on my own
01:11:57You're right
01:12:04We shouldn't be getting married
01:12:11How long have you felt like that?
01:12:16When I was getting ready to make this film
01:12:35I was obsessing over my relationship with Abby
01:12:39And what went wrong
01:12:41And why she stayed with me
01:12:43All these years
01:12:45And so I went to visit her
01:12:48She lives upstate with her husband and two kids
01:12:52And I called in advance
01:12:55I didn't show up and say
01:12:57I'm your ex-boyfriend and I want answers
01:12:59That's probably not the best thing to do
01:13:03We're friends
01:13:05And so I went and visited her
01:13:07And we're having tea
01:13:09And our kids are running around
01:13:11And I said to her
01:13:11I was like
01:13:12Why did you stay with me all those years
01:13:16When you knew that we were doomed
01:13:19And she said
01:13:21I didn't want to hurt you
01:13:26Can you believe that?
01:13:35We almost spent the entire rest of our lives together
01:13:43Because we didn't want to make the other person mad
01:14:05I'm going to tell you a story tonight
01:14:08And it's true
01:14:09And I always have to tell people that
01:14:11Because in everyone's time I would say
01:14:12Abby!
01:14:13There's a jackal!
01:14:15In the room!
01:14:17We went to my sister Janet's wedding
01:14:19Now if you're ever in a relationship
01:14:21That seems to be moving towards marriage
01:14:24And you're not ready for it to go
01:14:27In that direction
01:14:28Don't go to my sister Janet's wedding
01:14:33As my anxiety about my relationship got worse
01:14:36My sleepwalking got worse
01:14:38The window was closed
01:14:40So I jumped through a window
01:14:42Like the Hulk
01:14:44I did what I should have done in the first place
01:14:47When I saw the jackal
01:14:49When I was in the Dustbuster Olympics
01:14:51I went to a doctor who specializes in sleep disorders
01:14:55I was diagnosed with REM behavior disorder
01:14:58And so now when I go to bed at night
01:15:00I turn off the news
01:15:02The phone
01:15:03The internet
01:15:05I take medication
01:15:07And I sleep in a sleeping bag
01:15:10Up to my neck
01:15:12And I wear mittens
01:15:15So I can't open a sleeping bag
01:15:19Welcome to the stage
01:15:24A lot of times people will come up to me
01:15:31And they ask me
01:15:32You know like
01:15:32Are you cured?
01:15:35And I say no
01:15:37But
01:15:38I think that's okay
01:15:54I've been waiting for a sign
01:16:06I've been waiting for a sign
01:16:09To tell me where
01:16:11Tell me where
01:16:13I belong
01:16:15And you've been waiting for the night
01:16:21You've been waiting for the night
01:16:25To take you far
01:16:27Take you far away from me
01:16:30I've been waiting for a sign
01:16:32I've been waiting for a sign
01:16:34I've been waiting for a sign
01:16:36I've been waiting for a sign
01:16:45To tell me where
01:17:05Tell me where
01:17:06Tell me where
01:17:07Tell me where
01:17:08Tell me where
01:17:09Tell me where
01:17:10Tell me where
01:17:11Tell me where
01:17:12Tell me where
01:17:13Tell me where
01:17:14Tell me where
01:17:15Tell me where
01:17:16Tell me where
01:17:17Tell me where
01:17:18Tell me where I belong
01:17:19Tell me where I belong
01:17:20Tell me where I belong
01:17:22And you've been waiting for the night
01:17:24You've been waiting for the night
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