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00:00:00Well family we pretend to have and then there's the real people we're related to.
00:00:04My best friend Kenny says stable families make boring children and by
00:00:11stable families I think he means the kind where mom and dad and kids all live in
00:00:16the same house all the time. And by boring he means not as cool as we are.
00:00:24Yes still and undisputed universal masters of the jungle gym. I am
00:00:36getting too old for the supersonic death spiral. Lucy play is the great educator.
00:00:40All right its sole purpose is to prepare juvenile animals for adulthood. It's not
00:00:45play if you puke your guts out.
00:00:49Hey when did you say your dad was gonna be home?
00:00:54I guess I'll see you in a week then.
00:00:58Honey I'm not gonna ditch you just because my dad's home. Lucy that's fine just go.
00:01:04It's fine I'm cool here you go.
00:01:09Mom says she fell in love with dad because he was fun and goofy and everything felt
00:01:25bigger when he was around. And it's still that way. Except since dad's a lumberjack he's
00:01:31only home four or five times a year. When dad's here we stop everything. Mom stays home I skip school.
00:01:38It's like a vacation. I don't know when I first started to notice
00:01:42the argument my parents weren't having.
00:01:49Hey let's go out for breakfast. I'm not a kid anymore it won't help. Yeah you are and yeah well come on.
00:01:56We're lucky your dad has a job. You always say that. We're all doing the best we can. Is lying to dad about your job?
00:02:03Doing the best we can. Is lying to dad about your job doing the best we can?
00:02:10He's out there working his butt off to support us.
00:02:15We would hurt his feelings. So should I lie to you about what I'm doing to protect your feelings?
00:02:22I'm surprised you didn't do it more already. I would. If I did anything interesting enough to actually lie back to you.
00:02:27I would. If I did anything interesting enough to actually lie back to you.
00:02:30Don't worry honey you will. Just give it time.
00:02:37Mom pretends she doesn't have a job when dad's here. She says it's because dad's
00:02:43kind of old school about family roles. If you ask me. It's kind of lame that her secret identity is being a telemarketer.
00:03:13Mom. Mom. What? Straight home. I don't even have my license yet.
00:03:22Oh you're a natural. I mean think of all the kids you know with licenses. Are any of them more capable than you? It'll be fun.
00:03:30Well wait. How are you going to get home? If I can't find a ride in this outfit, I deserve to walk away.
00:03:37Bye bye.
00:04:03So your safety isn't that great?
00:04:05No Scott. I'm saying you don't have to say out loud each random thought that you have.
00:04:09I bet you she's really great. You can always tell the ones that are going to be dirty freaky sluts.
00:04:15Oh yeah. Lucy Lucy. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
00:04:27Sorry.
00:04:28You're dead Kenny. You're totally dead. You're deader than dead. You're gonna wish you were dead.
00:04:34I saw your dad leave this morning. I'll tear your guts out and feed them to the rats. I'll rip your head off and piss down the hole.
00:04:40I'll bet if he did manually decapitate you and position your body in just the right angle.
00:04:44I'll bet he still couldn't get a stream of urine going.
00:04:46Yuck it up dead boy.
00:04:48Hey Scott. What if I kissed you? For real? Would you leave Kenny alone?
00:04:54Yeah. Lucy. What are you doing? Lucy. Oh come on. Lucy.
00:05:06So you promise you won't hurt Kenny.
00:05:24You're a terrible kisser.
00:05:26What the hell? Who'd want to get with you anyway?
00:05:36We believe you are our greatest resource and so to that end we plan to invest in you.
00:05:50I'm happy to introduce to you one of the top telemarketing performance coaches in the state, Guy Carlsberg.
00:06:00At the very base of our lives is meaning.
00:06:04And this meaning provides direction.
00:06:07All of our actions are driven by our most basic beliefs.
00:06:11It is this base of meaning that prevents us from drifting through an empty existence at work, at home, in our relationships.
00:06:23Really in all aspects of our lives.
00:06:33I can't believe I almost made it to 16 without seriously kissing anyone.
00:06:36And then the first one is Scott Booker.
00:06:42You know memory is malleable.
00:06:44What does that have to do with Scott trying to lick the back of my throat?
00:06:48It means that every time that you tell a story it changes a little bit in your memory so...
00:06:55You could say that I was your first kiss and then after a while it would kind of be like Scott never happened.
00:07:01Kenny, I still got dirt in my mouth.
00:07:03Yeah, I know. You wouldn't have to actually kiss me. I'm just saying.
00:07:14I'm thinking of shaving my head.
00:07:18Well, you probably look pretty cool.
00:07:20I don't want to look cool.
00:07:25You'd have to kiss me.
00:07:28What?
00:07:29To change the memory thing.
00:07:32You'd have to do it.
00:07:38All right.
00:07:39So, of course, when you start your sofrito, what's really important is to remember that you're only as good as your pantry ingredients.
00:07:52Now, there's always, in my world, two different kinds of olive oil. The one that I cook with. Keep in mind that they're both extra virgin. One that I cook with and one that I finish with. The difference is about 30 bucks. Then, you got to evaluate your entire pantry ingredients. I'm adding a little sea salt. Sea salt.
00:08:10And then I also like to use a little bit of extra virgin olive oil to finish with. Now, this is, they're both from a similar region. This one is a little bit bigger.
00:08:16You know the bad kid always sits in the back of the class.
00:08:19What are you calling me, bad?
00:08:20I bet the boring kids with the stable families don't have the beautiful mom who goes to the bathroom.
00:08:24That's about 30 bucks.
00:08:25Then, you got to evaluate your entire pantry ingredients.
00:08:26I'm adding a little sea salt. Sea salt from Trophany.
00:08:27And then I also like to use a little bit of extra virgin olive oil to finish with.
00:08:29Now, this is, they're both from a similar region.
00:08:31This one is a little bit bigger.
00:08:33You know the bad kid always sits in the back of the class.
00:08:36What are you calling me, bad?
00:08:37I bet the boring kids with the stable families don't have the beautiful mom who goes to work in stripper heels.
00:08:48Bye. Thank you.
00:09:03Hey.
00:09:07Missing your dad?
00:09:11Yeah.
00:09:12So now, we've got our condiment going.
00:09:15We've got our noodles in the water.
00:09:17We had a seminar thingy at work today.
00:09:19Turns out I'm drifting through an empty, meaningless existence.
00:09:23See?
00:09:24They try to tell you.
00:09:26Yeah.
00:09:28How is this show always on?
00:09:30I recorded.
00:09:31I kissed two boys today, so I've probably ruined my whole life.
00:09:45Was there a tongue?
00:09:46What?
00:09:48No, it's gross.
00:09:50Okay.
00:09:52Well, then you're probably not ruined quite yet.
00:09:54Uh, do you want to go down to the river?
00:10:12Could.
00:10:16Could if you want.
00:10:17It's not like we did anything wrong.
00:10:23Yeah, I know.
00:10:25Okay, so don't say stuff like we could if you want.
00:10:27What kind of way is that to talk to me?
00:10:29Holy shit.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:46This is when I'm gonna remember.
00:10:47I don't believe you.
00:11:00I just said I'm gonna lose.
00:11:06We come along, oh dear.
00:11:11There's nothing to fear, sorry.
00:11:12There's a soul, soul, soul, soul, soul.
00:11:30Kenny?
00:11:35Calamari, although it comes from the salty water, needs a little salt.
00:11:39I think I just gave him a seizure.
00:11:42Okay, so now the calamari is perfectly tender.
00:11:47Um, Kenny?
00:11:50Are you epileptic?
00:11:56Chicken Caesar?
00:11:57Yeah? You're gonna have to dress it yourself.
00:11:59If I dress it now, the leaves will turn all soggy by lunchtime.
00:12:02I expect you to cultivate a deeper base of meaning in your own life.
00:12:05Okay, you're using actual English words that I recognize, but I have no idea what you're saying.
00:12:10I don't want you to end up like me.
00:12:13Mom, that has always been one of my life ambitions.
00:12:17Okay. Good girl.
00:12:20I love you.
00:12:21So, I'll see you later.
00:12:22Hello, Miss Burdenhand. My name is Lainey calling on behalf of Premier Interworks.
00:12:30God dammit, I'm on the federal no-call list. Get a new job, you loser!
00:12:35All right, let me hear what you guys got.
00:12:38They're restructuring our work schedule.
00:12:51You know, because of the new training.
00:12:53Overtime, on a Sunday?
00:12:54I won't be late, I promise.
00:12:56Mom, I made a pork and lamb ragout.
00:12:58More people are home on weekend.
00:12:59You okay?
00:13:00You know, it makes more sense to call.
00:13:01I'm really, really sorry, Lucy.
00:13:03Yeah, me too.
00:13:04Okay, bye.
00:13:05Okay.
00:13:06Hey, wanna stay for dinner?
00:13:13Uh, I can't.
00:13:16Please?
00:13:17Well, you know my mom doesn't like to eat alone.
00:13:21Go invite her over.
00:13:23Wanna be ashamed of me or something?
00:13:28I'll give you some sauce to take home.
00:13:34I wish my dad were here.
00:13:52You know how I say about dreaming big?
00:13:58Yeah.
00:14:00Well, in my bigger life, I get to eat dinner with you every single night.
00:14:06I'm gonna cook you the most amazing meals.
00:14:11So, the penne is just about 30 seconds left of being perfectly cooked.
00:14:23What you wanna do at that point is take it out and put it in...
00:14:38Maybe if I found dad a job here, we could be a real family.
00:14:42We love that.
00:14:43Mom would have to quit working.
00:14:45Everything...
00:14:46Everything would be perfect.
00:14:47Everything would be perfect.
00:14:48I lost my parents at 16.
00:14:51And there was my boyfriend, Ron.
00:14:53And then...
00:14:54Then Chuck.
00:14:55I mean, my husband.
00:14:57Then I had Lucy at 17.
00:14:59I was pretty much a total mess.
00:15:01You probably hear this all the time, but...
00:15:03You've made me see myself in this whole other...
00:15:08So much loss at such a young age.
00:15:15And we all heal at our own pace.
00:15:16I was...
00:15:17I was pretty much a total mess.
00:15:18I was pretty much a total mess.
00:15:20You probably hear this all the time, but...
00:15:21You've made me see myself in this whole other...
00:15:25So much loss at such a young age.
00:15:30And we all heal at our own pace.
00:15:36We all heal at our own pace.
00:15:57I'm...
00:16:16Is this something I'm gonna need to lie about?
00:16:18Lucy, what are you doing?
00:16:20What am I doing?
00:16:21It's 5am.
00:16:22I'm sorry, Lucy.
00:16:23I should have called.
00:16:25I fell asleep at my desk.
00:16:27And where were you calling?
00:16:29Uzbekistan?
00:16:30I just came home to shower and change clothes
00:16:32and then straight back to work to start the whole thing over again.
00:16:34And that's the best you can do.
00:16:36I fell asleep at my desk.
00:16:38You know, it's been a long night.
00:16:40Yeah, it's been a long night here too.
00:16:55Nice clogs.
00:16:57Nice transsexual beauty queen costume.
00:17:01You know school's back today.
00:17:03I knew that.
00:17:04I was just checking.
00:17:05I didn't know how much you'd forgotten about your alleged family life.
00:17:10Well, have a great day, honey, okay?
00:17:12I'm gonna be back home early tonight.
00:17:14Are you gonna need to be congratulated for that?
00:17:25Guys, just, um, remember no sexual energy, okay?
00:17:31I mean, if these people even sense that we're going out, we'll be ripped to sheds.
00:17:34Wait, we're going out?
00:17:37I don't, I mean, I, I don't know, I thought we might.
00:17:39No, why?
00:17:40Because of all the massive spring break make-up sessions?
00:17:42Yeah, because of that.
00:17:45100% platonic.
00:17:48Just become invisible.
00:17:50Okay.
00:17:51Try to keep your animal desires under wraps.
00:17:53Oh.
00:17:54It'll be a tremendous struggle.
00:17:57Stop.
00:17:58What?
00:17:59Man, we're just these trained poodles jumping through hoops.
00:18:02That's what's not intended to challenge our intellects.
00:18:04It doesn't even prepare us for anything real in life.
00:18:08I mean, what?
00:18:09After four years of poodle training, we graduate.
00:18:11And if we're really lucky, our parents get to spend thousands of dollars
00:18:14on four more years of higher physical education.
00:18:16Hey, what's up, Lucy?
00:18:18Hi.
00:18:19Where have you been?
00:18:20I never see you out or anything.
00:18:21There's a party after the game on Friday.
00:18:22I don't go to parties.
00:18:25You should definitely start going to parties.
00:18:27I'll text you the address.
00:18:29I'll see you there.
00:18:35How can you go off by poodle theory when you're Mr. Straight A 4.0?
00:18:39How does Justin Havens have your cell number?
00:18:41I don't know.
00:18:42I don't even know how he knows my name.
00:18:44I don't get a 4.0.
00:18:45I always get a B in something.
00:18:47Why?
00:18:49I hate the power.
00:18:51It's very gangsta of you.
00:18:53We're doomed.
00:18:55You're too beautiful to be invisible anymore.
00:18:57Please don't say that.
00:18:58Beautiful people are shallow and self-absorbed.
00:19:00And come on, they never grow up.
00:19:01Geez, Kenny.
00:19:02Ah, geez, Kenny.
00:19:04So you're looking for a job?
00:19:18Maybe.
00:19:19Don't you think you have a shot at general contractor?
00:19:26I'm just taking a look at what's out there.
00:19:35How about school?
00:19:36The same.
00:19:40The seminar thing was about pride today.
00:19:43Go figure.
00:19:45You're what I take pride in, you know.
00:19:48Raising you.
00:19:50I don't know how much credit I can take,
00:19:51but I'm really proud of who you are.
00:19:54Mom, what is the deal with handjobs?
00:19:56How do you know if you're doing the right thing?
00:19:57Lucy, please, I'm sorry, okay?
00:20:02Going to a party Friday night with Kenny.
00:20:06Well, that sounds like fun.
00:20:07Probably not.
00:20:09But I do feel a strong parental avoidance phase coming on.
00:20:12We're not going to have any other kind ofigan.
00:20:31We got one pull-up?
00:20:36All the difference?
00:20:37Yeah.
00:20:39We got one.
00:20:40Lily.
00:20:41this is epic you know there are people who actually look back on high school as being
00:20:47like the best time of their lives our wife hey i knew you'd come hey kenny right hey uh timmo
00:20:56get his beard up buddy man i thought the catcher was gonna cry after he miffed the tag at me on
00:21:02home plate i know you were amazing did it all for you we drink in here or what rave
00:21:22it's like i was saying at break homie don't be sleeping on the sophomores man
00:21:28to lucy diamond the hottest bitch in north central high
00:21:30hey who are you calling a bitch
00:21:42make a halt vomit express kenny he's fine he's fine he's a little air hey hey you have a delusional
00:21:51sense of confidence
00:22:03you're not in love
00:22:16okay
00:22:22i love you lucy i do
00:22:23okay kenny kenny kenny you're not in love you're drunk just said that you're hot and you love him
00:22:33now okay but justin's a meathead he's cute but dumb he doesn't even get sarcasm yeah but you think he's
00:22:40he's cute no i don't think he's cute come on no i don't think he's cute oh you're so happy don't step in that
00:22:48yeah
00:22:48hello
00:22:58hello
00:23:02home
00:23:05chuck lady
00:23:08hey
00:23:08come here here's my girl how are you make me a muscle dad no more sawing i want to be a chef
00:23:33all done being daddy's little lumberjack huh welcome home so what's happened so you left march
00:23:4612th at 8 15 mom and i went to the diner she got an omelet i had pancakes okay then what i drove home
00:23:53you drove home yeah in town well mom told me to come straight home but i did go to the
00:23:57the park mom let you drive alone dad i was i was just trying to impress kenny and there was this
00:24:02other guy there who made me kiss him so what some bitch-tarded assholian made you kiss kenny no
00:24:08dad some skanky guy scott and i i had to he was gonna beat up kenny if i did scott scott who
00:24:15dad it was nothing it was just stupid playground stuff all right okay where was the person formerly
00:24:19known as your mother when all this kissing and driving was going dad she was going to be late so i
00:24:22had to drop her off late late for what good morning laney what the hell is going on
00:24:31i i don't know what i was thinking chuck i just mom i told him about the job
00:24:41a job
00:24:52i'm
00:27:29Sorry.
00:27:33Sorry.
00:27:37Lucy.
00:27:39You know I love you, don't you?
00:27:41That was sex. Can you not love?
00:27:44Lucy.
00:28:09You know I love you, don't you?
00:28:15I love you, don't you?
00:28:16I love you, don't you?
00:28:17Yeah.
00:30:01No, I didn't.
00:30:02No, no.
00:30:03I guess not.
00:30:04Yeah.
00:30:05Hi.
00:30:06Hey.
00:30:07Hey, I thought we should get a headstone on our homework so it's not hanging over our
00:30:10heads all weekend.
00:30:11Yeah.
00:30:12Yeah.
00:30:13Hey.
00:30:14Um, there's cookies inside.
00:30:16Yeah.
00:30:17Um, so there's a pill you can take to keep from getting pregnant.
00:30:32Um, it's an emergency contraception Plan B pill.
00:30:35I got it at Planned Parenthood.
00:30:36You went there?
00:30:37Yeah.
00:30:38So even in the spirit of Easter, you're saying bringing people back from the dead is not
00:30:45such a good thing?
00:30:46Well, I mean, if it's a full on miracle with no side effects like brain damage or motor
00:30:51control, then yeah, it's a good thing.
00:30:53But I think the gray area moralistically is in the quality of life after assassination.
00:30:58Sure.
00:30:59Like if you smell like pickles.
00:31:01Right.
00:31:02See, that's no good, you know?
00:31:04Yeah.
00:31:05I got that.
00:31:06Homework?
00:31:07Hello?
00:31:08Chuck, this is Libby.
00:31:10Oh, hey.
00:31:11How you doing?
00:31:16Oh, okay.
00:31:17What's on your mind?
00:31:18It's best to take the pill before 72 hours from this morning.
00:31:21I already died.
00:31:22Well, I tell you what.
00:31:24I got a better idea.
00:31:25Why don't you guys come over here for brunch?
00:31:27Yeah, Lucy always makes a mountain of food and they're like brother and sister already.
00:31:32So, you know, we're already like family.
00:31:34Okay.
00:31:3511 o'clock on Sunday.
00:31:37Fantastic.
00:31:38All right, I'll see you then.
00:31:40We're gonna have Easter brunch on Sunday together.
00:31:43How great is that?
00:31:51Do you know that I used to babysit your mom?
00:31:54Of course she does.
00:31:55Remember I told you about the babysitter who puked in our jack-o'-lantern?
00:31:58Oh!
00:31:59I'd forgotten all about that.
00:32:00What?
00:32:01He puked.
00:32:02And weren't you that what?
00:32:03Didn't you?
00:32:04What?
00:32:05Give Lainey's cousin the teething boy that you pat in her mother's underwear drawer.
00:32:09I was 14.
00:32:10I had no idea why the women were so upset and the men couldn't stop laughing.
00:32:15It was a vibrator.
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:19I got there on my own thing.
00:32:21Oh, sorry.
00:32:25So then Lucy winds up having to kiss this shit-nickulous kid Scott something.
00:32:31Scott?
00:32:32Oh, Booker.
00:32:33Scott Booker.
00:32:34Scott Booker.
00:32:35Scott McSmell-Ass Booker.
00:32:36Yes.
00:32:37Apparently to save Kenny from getting a beating.
00:32:40Oh, see that's completely unfair.
00:32:42Hey, let's do that thing where we all go around and say what we're thankful for.
00:32:46I don't understand.
00:32:47What's unfair?
00:32:48That's Thanksgiving.
00:32:49Teenage boys have feelings too.
00:32:50Did it occur to you that Scott or Kenny might have been embarrassed or upset by what happened?
00:32:54I'll just start.
00:32:55I'm thankful to live in a country-
00:32:57I can tell you all about teenage boys and their penis-centric feelings.
00:33:01Oh, that's just such a stupid overgeneralization.
00:33:04I'm thankful for the Molto Italiano cookbook which I got the rest of you.
00:33:07It's just as hard to be a teenage boy as it is to be a teenage girl.
00:33:11Isn't that right, Kenny?
00:33:12Well, as a former pregnant teenager, I have to say it's way tougher being the girl.
00:33:16Lainey, I know you were lost in your grief and your anger when your parents died.
00:33:21And even Chuck dropped out of high school.
00:33:24Everyone said he had a chance at playing college ball.
00:33:27I don't want Kenny to have to give up his life like Chuck did.
00:33:31Kenny has just as much at risk in a sexual relationship as Lucy does.
00:33:38What the effing shit?
00:33:40Um, I think the issue isn't so much who has a more difficult time.
00:33:44I think it's challenging for all adolescents.
00:33:46Lainey, you know?
00:33:47I don't need you to tell me what you think my daughter is doing.
00:33:50Nothing is being taught.
00:33:51And I don't have to stand by and pretend that there's nothing I can do about it.
00:33:54The real issue is how do we hold society more accountable?
00:33:56That's enough!
00:34:01Are you making accusations against our daughter?
00:34:06How dare you?
00:34:08And I didn't give up my life.
00:34:10My family is my life!
00:34:11You know, in the Eastern religions, they believe that our entire lives are just an illusion, you know, that none of this is actually real.
00:34:26Um, the Buddhists call it samsara.
00:34:29Hey!
00:34:30Hey!
00:34:31Hey!
00:34:32Who's a good boy?
00:34:33Hey.
00:34:34Happy some summer Easter.
00:34:36You know, I didn't tell her anything.
00:34:38I know.
00:34:39Our parents are never to be within 500 yards of each other now.
00:34:51That's an absolute imperative.
00:34:55I don't want to have sex again.
00:34:56It's not because of your mom or my dad.
00:34:57I just...
00:34:58I just want to wait till we're older.
00:34:59Okay.
00:35:00That's it?
00:35:01Okay?
00:35:02Hello, Chica.
00:35:03Do you know how long we've been doing this?
00:35:07Easter leftover feast for the dogs since we were 8.
00:35:08Right.
00:35:09And we've been friends since we were 6.
00:35:13That's 10 years, Lucy.
00:35:14You know, most marriages don't even ask that long.
00:35:16I just want to ask the dog to be a little bit more.
00:35:18Right?
00:35:19Okay.
00:35:20Okay.
00:35:21I think we've been doing this for a long time.
00:35:22We've been doing it.
00:35:23We've been doing it.
00:35:24Okay.
00:35:25That's it?
00:35:26Okay?
00:35:27Hello, Chica.
00:35:28Do you know how long we've been doing this?
00:35:30The Easter leftover feast for the dogs since we were 8?
00:35:31Right.
00:35:32And we've been friends since we were 6.
00:35:33That's 10 years, Lucy.
00:35:34You know, most marriages don't even ask that long.
00:35:35You just want us to last.
00:35:44I thought guys were supposed to have a sexual thought every 30 seconds.
00:35:49I didn't say I wouldn't think about it.
00:35:56Hey. No alcohol.
00:35:59Agreed, but you realize this makes us, like, thoroughly abnormal, right?
00:36:05We could always take up smoking.
00:36:08Yeah. Or, um, latex bondage. I hear that's fun.
00:36:24Scott.
00:36:29Hey, Lucy. Look where I went and found her.
00:36:35There you go.
00:36:38Scott.
00:36:42I was raised in St. Bartholomew's orphanage, and while I realized that was a pretty strict upbringing and a different time, we didn't force girls to do things back then.
00:36:54Yes, sir.
00:36:57Dad, it wasn't even his eye.
00:37:01Do you know what happened to St. Bartholomew?
00:37:03No, sir.
00:37:05Okay.
00:37:06They took a knife and they skinned his feet.
00:37:12And he's alive. He's watching this happen.
00:37:15Now, they just want one big piece of skin, so, you know, they're taking their time.
00:37:20One long slice up the leg, and then they carefully peel the skin away from the muscle.
00:37:31Now, most people die when they reach the midsection, but Bartholomew is one of the apostles.
00:37:37He's still alive, even after they skin his face off his skull.
00:37:42Dad, come on. There's no reason.
00:37:44Your apology should be so sincere that it breaks my heart.
00:37:49I'm sorry.
00:37:50I'm sorry.
00:37:57I'm sorry, Lucy. I really didn't mean it. I really am sorry.
00:38:05Real men treat women with respect.
00:38:09Say it.
00:38:11Real men treat women with respect.
00:38:16Have a good Easter, Scott.
00:38:21Scott, I'm so...
00:38:28Scott was scared to death.
00:38:29I made him apologize to Lucy. Lucy's out driving around.
00:38:31Well, you'll be lucky if his family doesn't press charges.
00:38:33Oh, please.
00:38:35You have your job now, right? So, somebody had to make time for parenting.
00:38:38You call that parenting?
00:38:40What, I'm not enough to get jealous about it anymore? You have to throw Lucy in, too?
00:38:45You think I need to be jealous about?
00:38:47What should I be jealous about?
00:38:48Go cool off before you do something really stupid.
00:39:03Mom, are you okay?
00:39:06Yeah, I will be.
00:39:07Hello?
00:39:12That's the hottest bitch in North Central High.
00:39:14Would you stop calling me that?
00:39:16Boy troubles?
00:39:18This jerk won't leave me alone.
00:39:20I'll get used to it.
00:39:27Hey, sweetie.
00:39:28I just called work. They're short a couple of guys. I can't even get the schedule right. Same old, same old.
00:39:39What, you're leaving?
00:39:41Yes, I just called work. They're short a couple of guys. I gotta go.
00:39:43Jesus, Chuck, you're lying! You are lying! I'm right to my face!
00:39:50Now I'm the liar. Now I'm the liar. I'm the one that keeps us going, lady.
00:39:55Do you think you're making up for your little job to pay for all of this?
00:39:57I'm leaving because I have to work! Somebody has to work!
00:40:03You don't want to go to see, is it? You do still give a shit about this thing, don't you?
00:40:07You know what? Just go. Just go, then.
00:40:09You know, run away!
00:40:11It's normal everyday life!
00:40:14Way more than you want to put up with!
00:40:16Fuck!
00:40:17Fuck!
00:40:34How is the hottest bitch at North Central High?
00:40:47You are past.
00:40:52You find such an innocent bitch.
00:41:03But you can do it musstice the same thing like that, but at the end of the hall,
00:41:07you will find something like that.
00:41:09And I'm, uh,
00:41:16Building self esteem is one thing, but maintaining a high level of esteem requires that you incorporate the things you learn into your life and make them habitable.
00:41:25What a piece of shit.
00:41:34Hey. Hey.
00:41:35Hey.
00:41:43So you want to add a little bit of herb at the end, a little fresh parsley.
00:41:47Kenny says we hit rock bottom with the Easter Freak Fest.
00:41:50I'd always pictured rock bottom with way more hard drugs and bad cooking.
00:41:54So in this last 30 seconds is when everything really great that can happen can, but also when it could be a disaster.
00:42:01And that'll get you in the right spot, and then you take it to the plate.
00:42:11Hey.
00:42:14I got your text. What's going on?
00:42:18I'm okay.
00:42:21Hey.
00:42:24You don't actually seem that okay.
00:42:31Do you remember that morning I came into your room?
00:42:38Well...
00:42:41I think we can improve on that memory.
00:42:46What about our abstinence promise?
00:42:48It will be like a do-over.
00:42:51Do-overs don't count.
00:43:01I have to go live with my dad.
00:43:02What?
00:43:19I have to go live with my dad.
00:43:27What?
00:43:30I changed my parenting plan.
00:43:34Apparently my dad's really been working his sobriety.
00:43:38They can't make you move clear across the state.
00:43:42Or minors, they can make me do anything they want.
00:43:49I'll have to wait until the school year's over.
00:43:50Lucy, power corrupts and parental power corrupts absolutely.
00:43:59Wait.
00:44:00Is this because of me?
00:44:02I mean, because of us?
00:44:05Probably.
00:44:07Thank God.
00:44:09You're so stupid.
00:44:11You've ruined everything.
00:44:19I'm so stupid.
00:44:20You're so stupid.
00:44:21This is just the next step.
00:44:22What?
00:44:22You're so stupid.
00:44:23You're so stupid.
00:44:23You're so stupid.
00:44:24I'm so stupid.
00:44:32Hey.
00:44:33Hey.
00:44:34Yo.
00:44:35Where's Kenny?
00:44:38I don't know.
00:44:43I don't know.
00:44:48I don't know.
00:44:54I don't know.
00:44:59Hey, you know what happened right there?
00:45:17You.
00:45:19You happened right there.
00:45:23That is something I never needed to know.
00:45:27Your dad was the only man I'd had sex with until this year.
00:45:32Mom, I, come on.
00:45:36Right after it.
00:45:41I'll see you.
00:45:44Yes, Ty.
00:45:46I know.
00:45:48I know.
00:45:49We have to figure out a sunny sunset.
00:45:52Kenny, where are you?
00:45:53Mass text to the masses.
00:45:55You cutting classes.
00:45:57Smack your damn asses.
00:45:59What up, Shawty?
00:46:01Hey.
00:46:02No, look, seriously.
00:46:03There's a really great party tonight.
00:46:05Everyone's gonna be there.
00:46:06It's too bad I hate everyone, or else I'd be there too.
00:46:08You're weird, you know, but in a super hot way.
00:46:10You're clueless, you know.
00:46:11But in a dull and obvious way.
00:46:13I see your future, Lucy Diamond.
00:46:15You will lighten up, and you will have fun.
00:46:18In high school, I thought I was gonna be famous.
00:46:24Famous for what?
00:46:25I don't know.
00:46:26I just, I just didn't think I was gonna end up so, so regular.
00:46:31You know, boring.
00:46:33My parents died in a car crash when I was in high school.
00:46:36So, after that, I kind of stood out.
00:46:40Jesus.
00:46:41And Chuck was an orphan, so I figured he was the only person who could understand me.
00:46:47He sort of rescued you.
00:46:49No, that was Lucy.
00:46:52She forced me to fight my way back to regular and boring.
00:46:57Oh, there's nothing about you that's regular or boring.
00:47:05He hasn't been in school all week.
00:47:07He wouldn't just leave.
00:47:09He's really not here, Lucy.
00:47:11No, I'm coming over there.
00:47:17Justin said you'd want to ride with us to the party.
00:47:22Got this for you?
00:47:32Seemed like you weren't in a beer.
00:47:40St. Jude.
00:47:41Huh?
00:47:42Patron saint of lost causes?
00:47:45Beaten to death with a club and beheaded first century AD?
00:47:48Isn't that a Beatle song?
00:47:50Nice car.
00:47:51Does it go fast?
00:47:52Nice car.
00:47:53Does it go fast?
00:48:05Go fast.
00:48:21Can I see a girl who can dance?
00:48:22Nope.
00:48:23Can you rap?
00:48:24Can you can dance?
00:48:25Come on.
00:48:26I can dance.
00:48:26I can dance.
00:48:27Ooh.
00:48:29It's a solo for me.
00:48:35I think your girlfriend's kind of jealous of us talking.
00:48:40Who?
00:48:41Jamie?
00:48:42Uh, me and her broke up a long time.
00:48:45Honey, you don't think I'm good enough to, like, hang out with you guys?
00:48:48Yeah, well, she's wrong about that.
00:48:50Yeah.
00:48:51Yeah.
00:48:53You are drunk.
00:48:54I know.
00:48:57Come on.
00:48:58Yeah?
00:48:59Woo!
00:49:05You're drunk.
00:49:06No, no.
00:49:07No, no.
00:49:08Never.
00:49:09No, no.
00:49:10No, no, no.
00:49:11No.
00:49:12No, no, no, no, no.
00:49:14Oh!
00:49:15No, no, no, no.
00:49:16Oh!
00:49:17Yeah!
00:49:18Yeah!
00:49:19Yeah!
00:49:20I think everyone's kind of staring at us now.
00:49:23Well, then what?
00:49:24Hey.
00:49:25Hey, you gotta give him a show.
00:49:28Oh.
00:49:29Oh.
00:49:30Just don't have a worry about it yet.
00:49:31Oh!
00:49:32Oh.
00:49:33Oh!
00:49:34Hey, come on. I need to have my sweatshirt off.
00:49:51Hey, come on. I can't even move my arms.
00:49:56Hey, stop. Come on, cut it out. That hurts. Cut it out.
00:50:01No.
00:50:04No.
00:50:10No.
00:50:11No.
00:50:14No.
00:50:17Wow.
00:50:18That was awesome.
00:50:20Wow.
00:50:24That was awesome.
00:50:28Does the word
00:50:32consensual mean anything to you?
00:50:36What did you think was gonna happen?
00:50:50.
00:50:58.
00:51:04.
00:51:06.
00:51:08.
00:51:10.
00:51:44Why do you smell like vomit?
00:52:11How many possible answers can there be to that question?
00:52:18Kenny's gone.
00:52:23He didn't even say goodbye.
00:52:28Oh, Lucy, honey, I'm so sorry.
00:52:32Someone gave me peppermint schnapps at the party.
00:52:39Once I got sick on cinnamon schnapps.
00:52:42Now I gag a little every time I walk past a Cinnabon.
00:52:47Hey, Mom.
00:52:54Yeah?
00:52:56I puked inside my shirt.
00:53:11It's been my experience that parents usually know more than you think they do.
00:53:26My dad's away working.
00:53:28It might help both of you to let your mother know.
00:53:33She'd think I ended up just like her.
00:53:35The evidence I collect today can be held anonymously for 30 days.
00:53:38You have that amount of time to decide if you want to file a police report.
00:53:42There's a drug, Comivir.
00:53:45It would help prevent you from getting HIV.
00:53:49Like AIDS, HIV?
00:53:51It has to be taken for three weeks, and the side effects are intense, like a really bad flu.
00:54:07No, I'm a sophomore in high school.
00:54:11I've kissed a total of three boys.
00:54:13It's a medication I would encourage you to consider, given the situation.
00:54:18two boys in high school.
00:54:25Hey.
00:54:26How are you?
00:54:28I tried calling.
00:54:30I've been really worried.
00:54:33Hey, Lucy.
00:54:34Wait up!
00:54:36Lucy.
00:54:37I'm not Justin.
00:54:39I'm not like him, Lucy.
00:54:41I didn't do anything!
00:54:43You didn't do anything!
00:54:45You didn't say anything.
00:54:46anything. You just let him think it was okay. Yeah, well, I don't think he's going to listen
00:54:49to anything. Okay, well, congratulations, because you are so much the better person. It's impressive.
00:55:00Sorry I left without saying goodbye. In my bigger life, I'm way more mature than that.
00:55:05I'm not such a detestable chicken shit.
00:55:06How are you feeling? Like I'm covered in cold ants and want to puke through my eyes.
00:55:20I can't believe you have the flu on your birthday. Yeah, rotten luck, huh?
00:55:27Want to open Dad's first? Yeah.
00:55:36Wow. Lifetime Achievement Award for worst present ever.
00:55:52I think they're adorable.
00:56:04Is that from Kenny?
00:56:05Yeah.
00:56:08Oh, those are pretty bottles.
00:56:15It's olive oil.
00:56:19Must be good stuff.
00:56:23It's really, really good.
00:56:35Something smells great.
00:56:39Well, it's just chicken. I didn't have time to plan anything more elaborate.
00:56:43Oh, I, I, I didn't know you were fixing anything.
00:56:50It's my birthday.
00:56:53I'm so sorry. I, I just thought that we would go out together when you were feeling better.
00:56:57You know, I'll, I'll, I'll sit with you while you eat.
00:57:04Hey, Mom, you don't have to.
00:57:08No, I'm going to call.
00:57:09Mom.
00:57:09I cancel.
00:57:09Honestly, that would just make it worse.
00:57:14I'm fine.
00:57:18So with this dish, I recommend a delicate dry white one from the Friuli or from the Veneto.
00:57:25My favorite is Pinot Grigio, redolent with the greenness in the hills of the eastern side of the Friulian Mountains.
00:57:32If I hadn't had sex with Kenny, if I'd been more strict with Mom, if I'd made it clear to Dad that we need him here, if I hadn't been such a stupid, drunken dumbass who didn't even consider something hideous could happen.
00:57:48And the spring is just a little bit of toasted, sliced pie.
00:58:02Hey, I got your postcard.
00:58:21Yeah, well, just because I send you a postcard every day doesn't mean I think about you all the time.
00:58:25That would be blatantly pathetic.
00:58:27Yeah, yeah, even for me.
00:58:32I had this dream where we were at the Jungle Gym.
00:58:35Wait, I'm confused.
00:58:36I thought that was real life.
00:58:37No, no, listen.
00:58:39In the dream, we started at the Jungle Gym.
00:58:41We walked in opposite directions until we met on the other side of the world.
00:58:45And then I thanked you for always having my back.
00:58:47Aw.
00:58:48Shut up.
00:58:53You know what we should do this summer?
00:58:55There's an Italian class at the library.
00:58:57And it's free, and we could both take it and we could...
00:58:59It's just my dad already signed me up for summer classes at the college year.
00:59:02That's stupid.
00:59:03But there's a week right before school starts again, and you could...
00:59:05What? Before school starts?
00:59:07It wasn't my idea, okay?
00:59:09Kitty, you're kidding me.
00:59:10You're telling me I'm not going to see you all summer.
00:59:12That's crazy.
00:59:13Lucy.
00:59:13Lucy.
00:59:15Lucy.
00:59:20Hey.
00:59:22Hey.
00:59:22Okay, I imagine you think you're being devoted and persistent, but this is known as stalking.
00:59:27Okay, I promise I will leave you alone.
00:59:28You're stalking me just to promise to leave me alone this summer?
00:59:31Please, just let me say one thing, okay?
00:59:33I have been doing a lot of thinking lately.
00:59:37Oh, it's too late to start thinking.
00:59:38Just stick to mindlessly following your peer group.
00:59:42Yeah, I love that peer group thing.
00:59:44Yo, incoming!
00:59:46Oh.
00:59:46Say hi, man.
00:59:48Oh.
00:59:48Whoa, hardcore move there, dude.
00:59:51Oh, it's gonna be like that.
00:59:52I feel like I need to make amends for my part in that.
00:59:57Always picking up my rebounds, huh, Timmy boy?
01:00:00Oh, brutal!
01:00:01Oh, man!
01:00:02Justin, you can let that slide on!
01:00:04Come on, Tim!
01:00:06Tim.
01:00:07We're gonna step up, Tim.
01:00:10Hey, um, I'm going fishing.
01:00:15Do you think you might want to come along?
01:00:17I only just stopped thinking of you as a heinous asshole.
01:00:20Okay, it's just fishing.
01:00:21To celebrate the end of the school year.
01:00:23And to show you I'm not a heinous asshole.
01:00:26It doesn't mean anything.
01:00:31Okay, maybe.
01:00:35Yeah, so, I think I should just stop going to you.
01:00:37Well, you know when Mario Batali was our age,
01:00:39he was living in Spain.
01:00:41I live in a region that's famous for its chicken fried steak.
01:00:43Why so far behind in my life?
01:00:49You know, I read that, um,
01:00:51women who have had more than one sexual partner
01:00:53are later more content in their marriages.
01:00:56Wow.
01:00:57That's statistically really romantic of you,
01:01:00Mr. Out of Leftfield.
01:01:02You know, if you ever do decide
01:01:04to hook up with someone else,
01:01:06just don't tell me about it, okay?
01:01:08I mean, I have a really visual imagination.
01:01:10I don't need those pictures in my head.
01:01:11You're telling me you want me to lie to you?
01:01:15Yes.
01:01:16Please, lie your ass off.
01:01:17Just be convincing.
01:01:23I should warn you, I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy.
01:01:26Like you wear tighty-whities
01:01:28and listen to Bob Seger and ZZ Talk?
01:01:30No, I mean...
01:01:32I believe in going slow.
01:01:34You mean with sex?
01:01:35Yeah.
01:01:38No, I just think, you know,
01:01:41real intimacy is physical and emotional, right?
01:01:44I just feel like I need to not really know someone
01:01:48before I can...
01:01:49Kiss?
01:01:49No, kissing would be okay.
01:01:55But not the full-on horizontal Bob.
01:01:58I know you're making fun of me.
01:01:59No, no, no, no, no.
01:02:00No, no, you're making fun of me.
01:02:01No, I'm serious.
01:02:03You have no idea how cool I think that is.
01:02:07It's cool.
01:02:09I get all the love songs now.
01:02:11They didn't used to make sense to me before.
01:02:13He's married, isn't he?
01:02:19Why do you say things like that?
01:02:23I hate that you write all the time.
01:02:26I'm a complete pessimist.
01:02:28So the odds are always with me.
01:02:31Why do people stay together?
01:02:34And bad relationships, I mean.
01:02:39They eat so much shit for so long,
01:02:41they don't even recognize
01:02:44the taste of it after a while.
01:02:49You think I've been eating shit, don't you?
01:02:51I don't know.
01:02:51I don't know.
01:03:00This maze is getting to my head
01:03:03It's where I've seen this wall before
01:03:05And I put me traps
01:03:06A picket fence, just daisies
01:03:08And a pantry door
01:03:10There's caffeine on the floor
01:03:12Adventure in the air
01:03:15A new your heart
01:03:16Beats her freaking fast
01:03:18Don't forget to comb your hair
01:03:20It'll be like three, two, one
01:03:24I'm gone
01:03:26Out into the grave
01:03:29I don't know
01:03:30Listen, wait.
01:03:35It's okay, I don't want to.
01:03:36Do they have to be oyster mushrooms?
01:03:41I mean, how do you tell which ones are the oyster mushrooms?
01:03:43Like a lightish brown
01:03:45Kind of fan-shaped
01:03:46Stop
01:03:48Wait, I'm gonna ask somebody
01:03:54Oh
01:03:56Never mind, I'll be home in a little bit
01:04:00Shit, shit, quickly, quickly
01:04:08Hey, kiddo
01:04:12Oh
01:04:13I'm coming back
01:04:30Shit, shit.
01:04:32You are sick, no
01:04:32I'm coming back
01:04:33I'm coming back
01:04:33By the way
01:04:34Did you
01:04:45Hey, way
01:04:47And if you
01:04:48I haven't gone
01:04:48Did you
01:04:49It's okay
01:04:50If you
01:04:51I'm Daddy
01:04:52You
01:04:53You
01:04:53You
01:04:54You
01:06:37Hey, sweetie.
01:06:38Look, I got you these.
01:06:39Why don't you go put that in the cart with Mommy?
01:06:41Huh?
01:06:42We love each other and we're going to get married.
01:06:46No, we do not.
01:06:47We are not.
01:06:48Just go.
01:06:49Go.
01:06:50Dad, Dad, are you okay?
01:06:56Dad, Dad, are you okay?
01:06:58I'm okay.
01:06:59I'm okay.
01:07:00I'm okay.
01:07:02I'm okay.
01:07:04I'm okay.
01:07:06And St. Agatha was forced into a brothel, but no man could, you know, enter her.
01:07:26Those who even dared to touch her got sick and died.
01:07:30She was thrown into a prison and tortured.
01:07:34Her breasts were crushed and then cut off.
01:07:38She was forced to run into a prison.
01:07:39She was forced to run into hot coals.
01:07:41But throughout it all, she refused to give up her virginity.
01:07:54So I should want to be tortured and mutilated rather than have sex with a guy I really like.
01:08:01Is that the moral to this story?
01:08:04This is not the person I want you to be, Lucille.
01:08:06Who do you want me to be?
01:08:07You want me to be like Mom who, as it happens, you got pregnant when you were both exactly my age.
01:08:11Your mother and I gave up everything.
01:08:13We got married to have you.
01:08:15What?
01:08:16How about if I'm a self-centered, immature, controlling high school dropout who uses every excuse not to be with my family?
01:08:23Is that the person you want me to be?
01:08:26Such an awesome role model, Dad.
01:08:43No one needs you showing up every three months to provide your moral guidance.
01:08:47I got it.
01:08:49I got it.
01:08:53I got it.
01:09:04It's the same for sure.
01:09:08Please help me when you'reiams?
01:09:10What?
01:09:13All right.
01:09:21we could get a restraining order why let's come back in a few months and
01:09:40everything will be the same I don't want that are you and dad over then we were
01:09:51over a long long time ago I wish my parents were still alive do you miss them yeah but I
01:10:06miss them more for you I wish you had them grandparents would have been kind of cool
01:10:13I came from a good family you know I mean any mess I've made of my life I have no one to blame
01:10:21but myself there's no one I want to talk to you except Kenny and you
01:10:31hello
01:10:41oh my god
01:10:47I know right I just thought that I'm
01:10:50Ron I'm where are you no it's been years and years and years
01:10:55this is not the person I want you to be
01:11:07mom did dad ever try to find his parents what I thought maybe that's why he was gone all the time
01:11:20hey you know what I was thinking no almost never we get away for a while we take a little road trip
01:11:27Ron was saying that his parents own a restaurant in Fairview Ron as in your high school boyfriend Ron
01:11:34well we could have dinner with Ron and then just you and me we could stay for a few days
01:11:40why would we do that because we never do anything
01:11:43we deserve something fun and because it's got you know all that nature and beauty stuff going on
01:11:51I guess
01:11:54okay great we'll go pack because if we're gonna go we should hit the road
01:12:13Ron's parents owned the two
01:12:29Ron's parents own the two sisters' cafe.
01:12:44You've heard of it?
01:12:45You haven't heard of it?
01:12:47Ron's been helping them out the past couple weeks.
01:12:50He was supposed to leave this morning, but he said he'd wait for us when we came up.
01:12:57You done?
01:12:59Hi.
01:13:18Annie.
01:13:27Lucy.
01:13:28Lucy.
01:13:29Lucy.
01:13:30Oh, hi.
01:13:31Hi.
01:13:32Hi.
01:13:33Hi.
01:13:34Hi.
01:13:35Chad made top ten chefs in the South West.
01:13:39I'm glad they're sealed.
01:13:44That's all.
01:13:45That's all.
01:13:46That's all.
01:13:47That's all.
01:13:48That's all.
01:13:49Uh, cook.
01:13:50Yeah.
01:13:51Well, I'll be here.
01:13:52Hi.
01:13:53I've got this kind of top thing right here.
01:13:56This is getting done with me.
01:14:21Can you show me where this dance is?
01:14:23Uh-oh.
01:14:24Uh-huh.
01:14:25Uh-huh.
01:14:31Did you show upstairs?
01:14:37I like him.
01:14:38Yeah, me too.
01:14:40He's kind of like your kitty.
01:14:42Yeah, maybe.
01:14:46Ron owns a restaurant on the beach.
01:14:48It's like a really high-end place.
01:14:51What beach?
01:14:52Puerto Vallarta.
01:14:53Oh, the Puerto Vallarta that's in Mexico?
01:14:57He'd like us to come down there.
01:15:00Like a vacation?
01:15:02Ron really, really likes you, Lucy.
01:15:05You could work at a professional kitchen.
01:15:07We could learn to speak Spanish.
01:15:09It's the kind of vacation where I get a job?
01:15:12He needs to leave tonight.
01:15:14It would take a couple of days to get down there,
01:15:16but we could all get to know each other better in the car.
01:15:18You realize that's insane, right?
01:15:20I think that's probably part of the appeal.
01:15:23Hey, remember when you told me that you and Dad were done?
01:15:27Oh, actually, no way.
01:15:28That was today.
01:15:29No, no.
01:15:30This is not about me and your dad.
01:15:33No?
01:15:34So what is it about?
01:15:35Because it is not about me working in a professional kitchen.
01:15:37It'll be fun.
01:15:38Mom, stop.
01:15:39We're not doing this.
01:15:40You're not the one who decides.
01:15:41I'm the mom and you're the kid.
01:15:43Based on what?
01:15:44Your great sense of responsibility
01:15:46or your amazing problem-solving skills?
01:15:48You want us to move to Puerto Vallarta
01:15:50with some stranger for who all you know could be-
01:15:51No, he's not a stranger.
01:15:53Lucy, please.
01:15:54I have to know.
01:15:56I have to do this.
01:15:57You have to know what?
01:15:58How awesome your life would have been
01:16:00if I hadn't have been born?
01:16:01God, no.
01:16:03No, Lucy.
01:16:04You're the only thing that's turned out right.
01:16:07You're just-
01:16:08You're-
01:16:09Everything.
01:16:14I just-
01:16:18I just can't do it anymore.
01:16:20You can't do what?
01:16:21Be my mom?
01:16:25I just-
01:16:28I feel like I'm-
01:16:30Like I'm dying.
01:16:32I-
01:16:34I-
01:16:38I need something.
01:16:39I-I-I need
01:16:41something else.
01:16:45I-I-I need to
01:16:47belong.
01:16:50I-I need to
01:16:53find something.
01:16:58Okay.
01:16:59Mom.
01:17:04If you need to go.
01:17:07Go.
01:17:12Well, I-I can't go without you.
01:17:14I'm 16.
01:17:16I'm not pregnant.
01:17:17I'm not getting married.
01:17:22Who can take better care of me than me?
01:17:25No, Lucy.
01:17:26I-
01:17:27Oh, you-
01:17:28You're gonna make me run away to Mexico
01:17:29with you and your high school boyfriend?
01:17:31No.
01:17:34You go.
01:17:45I-I-I could maybe go for-for two weeks.
01:17:51Okay.
01:17:54I-I'll-I'll give you the ATM card.
01:17:56Okay.
01:17:59Okay, two weeks.
01:18:01Okay.
01:18:09Jean-Paul Sartre said we experience a sense of being abandoned when we realize there is no God.
01:18:15Or in this case, parent to guide us.
01:18:17I love you.
01:18:19But it forces us to take absolute responsibility for our actions and choices.
01:18:25I think I'm responsible.
01:18:28You're the most responsible person that I know.
01:18:32Well, you don't know that many people.
01:18:34Still, I know of lots of people.
01:18:36Did you hear me before?
01:18:42I did.
01:18:47Thanks for having my back.
01:18:50Always have.
01:18:54Always will.
01:18:55Please don't hate me for this.
01:19:11I'll call you every day.
01:19:12I'll call you every day.
01:19:23My dad will be back in an hour or so, so I'm sure he'll-
01:19:25Yeah, I'll leave me back when you get-
01:19:27Whenever I tell you this.
01:19:29I'm sure.
01:19:30I'll call you.
01:19:32I'm sorry.
01:19:33I guess what's wrong?
01:19:34I can hear you, but I'm sorry.
01:19:36I don't know.
01:19:38I'm sorry.
01:19:40I'm sorry.
01:19:42I can hear you.
01:19:44I can hear you.
01:19:46I can hear you.
01:19:48I can hear you.
01:19:50I can hear you.
01:19:52I can hear you.
01:19:53I don't know.
01:20:23I don't know.
01:20:53I don't know.
01:21:23I don't know.
01:21:53I don't know.
01:22:23I don't know.
01:22:53I don't know.
01:23:22I don't know.
01:23:52I don't know.
01:23:53I don't know.
01:23:54I don't know.
01:23:55I don't know.
01:23:56Oh, no offense.
01:23:58It's just cussing us off.
01:23:59I take it.
01:24:00I actually saw this place on the Food Network.
01:24:16Really?
01:24:17Yeah.
01:24:18Well, we do okay for a little cafe stuck out in the middle of nowhere.
01:24:22Nicely done.
01:24:23Nicely done.
01:24:25The jalapeno doesn't overpower the other flavors.
01:24:29The jalapeno doesn't overpower the other flavors.
01:24:30The jalapeno doesn't overpower the other flavors.
01:24:36This is like a plate of home-cooked Americano.
01:24:37Yeah.
01:24:38It's like a plate of home-cooked Americano.
01:24:43Cool.
01:24:44Yeah, if you like this, I make a mean risotto.
01:24:45I love risotto.
01:24:46Yeah?
01:24:47It's comfort food.
01:24:51Here's how I think my bigger life will look.
01:25:06My parents split up.
01:25:08I graduate from the Culinary Institute.
01:25:12Kenny gets a PhD in something brainy and world-changing.
01:25:17Later, I publish a best-selling cookbook based on the recipes from my restaurant.
01:25:23Mario Batali writes the introduction.
01:25:27Hey, if memory is malleable, then the future is too.
01:25:32Right?
01:25:33I'm ready, ready to run free.
01:25:38I'd like to know what life is beyond illusion.
01:25:42Take the happy day.
01:25:48I need my lessons for me.
01:25:51Sam.
01:25:52I haven't.
01:25:53I'm a pain tôm.
01:26:07I'm duchçam.
01:26:08Oh no.
01:26:09I'm Jacob really racing sell.
01:26:10Oh no.
01:26:11Watch my kids.
01:26:12Bye bye.
01:26:13I met there.
01:26:14Will they stop helping me?
01:26:15I have solved my Je Mac.
01:26:17The best thing in education.
01:26:19Oh no.
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