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EastEnders 2nd September 2025 Full Episode

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00:00Music
00:24Charlie, look at you! You're beautiful!
00:26Don't get any closer! Stay there!
00:32Tommy! Tommy!
00:34Oh God!
00:36Tommy!
00:38Don't worry, I ain't saying.
00:40I said you were going to nick Alfie's cash card.
00:42You liar!
00:44It takes one to know one.
00:46Did I do alright, Mark?
00:48Tommy, do you feel alright?
00:50Do you feel alright?
00:52She's in trouble, we need to help her.
00:54I'm in trouble.
00:56I don't need your help. I'm getting a taxi.
00:58I've got a minute. Listen, no, I haven't seen you for years.
01:00Just...
01:02Just go inside, Jenna.
01:04You're soaked!
01:06She's skin. I had to pay for the cab.
01:12Listen, listen, just give us a minute.
01:14Give us a minute.
01:16Come on.
01:18Tommy!
01:20Listen.
01:22I love you.
01:23I love you too.
01:24What?
01:25Come on, come on.
01:26Come on, come on.
01:27Come on, come on, come on.
01:28Come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:29Come on, come on, come on.
01:30Listen, Zoe, Alice.
01:31I will give you all the gifts you need.
01:32You can get a cab to wherever you want to go, alright?
01:34I promise you.
01:36Please, you just...
01:38just come in and...
01:39see your eye on, yeah?
01:41Please?
01:42You've got little brothers in there that want to meet you.
01:45Yeah?
01:46They want to be their big sister.
01:47Yeah?
01:48Please.
01:49Yeah.
01:50They'd love to meet their big sister.
01:52Yeah?
01:53Please.
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02:43How long have you had him?
02:44You should have called 999, you stupid boy.
02:47I was trying to do the right thing before some kid found his shot sign.
02:49How am I the stupid one?
02:50Because it's five years for a firearms possession.
02:54Five?
02:54Yeah.
02:55And now you've implicated me.
02:58I'm sorry, but I can't go back to Young Offenders.
03:00I hated it in there.
03:02Look, I know you think I'm a wrong one,
03:04but I'm not, I promise.
03:06Look, I try and do the right thing,
03:07but I get overexcited, and then I get overwhelmed,
03:10and then you're holding a gun under the stairs.
03:13You know what? I'm so proud of you earlier.
03:17What you did to Yolandi and Patrick there,
03:19and it was beautiful.
03:20Were you?
03:20Yeah.
03:22And how can a creative, capable young man do this?
03:28I just, I don't understand.
03:32I love the eyes.
03:38I'll tell you.
03:39I've got to keep this safe tonight.
03:41I'll try and find a way to explain a gun at the station tomorrow.
03:52Thanks, Uncle Jack.
03:53Where is it, then?
04:03The safe?
04:04Drawing off a bit first, Jean.
04:10What, do you want to die of hyperthermia?
04:16I'll make us a cuppa.
04:18Yeah, when we're supper a bit.
04:18I wanted to get one of those boiling tap things,
04:45but Alfie said they're a waste of money.
04:47Says the man who ain't made a cuppa since his nan had died, eh?
04:50Landed on your feet, then.
04:53I'm a career woman now.
04:55Proper grafter.
04:56You?
04:56You ain't lasted five minutes in a job before you got done for thieving or sleeping with the boss.
05:02Yeah, I was a nightmare, wasn't I, eh?
05:04Used to drive mum and dad wild.
05:07But, um, I've grown up.
05:09I'm married.
05:11Got three boys.
05:13Responsibilities.
05:14Better late than never.
05:16I'm a good mum now.
05:18If you stick around long enough, you'll find out.
05:21That white Tommy ran away.
05:25He's a teenage boy.
05:27It's hard for him.
05:28The world's gone mad and they're just trying to make sense of it all.
05:31Nah, there's nothing worse than having you as a mum.
05:33The game playing, the drinking, the tantrums, the name calling.
05:38I'm sorry.
05:40I'm sorry for all the things I've said.
05:44Zoe, it was 20 odd years ago.
05:46Can't we just move on from it?
05:47I came up here for the cash.
05:52Not a deep and meaningful.
05:55Boys, don't go.
05:56No, no, don't go.
05:57Okay, I'm sorry about you.
05:59Are you our sister?
06:00I'm Ernie.
06:01He's Bert.
06:02Yeah, I'm Zoe.
06:04We've always wanted to meet you.
06:05Please call me.
06:06Thanks, Dave.
06:09Okay, right.
06:11Okay, who fancies an egg sandwich?
06:14You must be starving, Tommy, yeah?
06:15Yeah, go on then.
06:16Me?
06:17Yeah?
06:17All right.
06:18Can I have sausage and tomato cake?
06:21Yeah, all right, all right, all right.
06:22What about use that kind of temperature with a magic moon egg sandwich?
06:29Can I use the loo?
06:31Yeah, it's just there, darling.
06:35Oh, my God, there's sausages.
06:37I have to chop.
06:38Chop.
06:39Oh, my God, I've missed you.
07:00Oh, my God.
07:02I've missed you.
07:02I bet it's the king who decides them rules.
07:12So you can get away with doing that whole,
07:16Arise, have whanning of Wolfordtown, will you?
07:20With his sword.
07:26What do you say?
07:27How come the king don't get done for possession when I get five years,
07:30even though the gun ain't even mine?
07:32Well, I'm just curious.
07:33I've got chapters.
07:36Do you want to go back to young offenders?
07:39Do you?
07:39You know, when I'm...
07:43Shut up.
07:56Oh, sorry, G, I saved two wines and a larker.
08:00Did you?
08:01Oh, I'm sorry about that.
08:02Well, I'm sure you'll cope.
08:03As you can see, we're very busy.
08:05Do you need to learn to put a pint sooner or later?
08:07I'll try to clean the toilets.
08:11Hey, Ar.
08:12I know, it's not what you asked for.
08:15No, it's fine.
08:15Look, I really don't want to do it.
08:17I'm not family.
08:18What?
08:19Patrick asked you to be the best member because he thinks a lot of you.
08:22Yeah, just, um, see my friend.
08:24I'm not calling Patrick a streetwise Hercules.
08:30Harry, I love you.
08:32But you were stressed as Mr. Stuffels to bear when we first met,
08:35so what seems to be the problem, Ar?
08:36Look, I think Jack's got one of them best man joke books in the loo.
08:41I'll get it for you.
08:42Of course he has.
08:43I might break the ice.
08:44Yeah, thanks, D.
08:47Don't eat this, love.
08:49It's not.
08:49No, forget it.
08:50It's good.
08:51It's good.
08:51You tell anyone I cried, I'll slap you, silly.
09:06You ain't as hard as you, little.
09:20Zoe.
09:21I'm really sorry now, but I've got a plane to catch.
09:23You can't go.
09:24I'll never see you again.
09:26You will.
09:27You don't know about my heart.
09:30Your heart?
09:31What's wrong?
09:32Well, the doctor said I never had one in the first place.
09:35Oh, my gosh.
09:36You don't change.
09:37Let's put a smile on your face.
09:39Zoe, I thought you'd gone from going now.
09:45Stay for a chippy dinner.
09:48Please, like the old days.
09:50For your name.
09:55You all right.
10:09I believe I'm going to thank you for making our wedding so special.
10:26I wanted to prove how sorry I am.
10:29I accept your apology.
10:31You made one very stupid mistake, son.
10:39And with that, I want all of us to draw a line under this.
10:44Understood?
10:45Understood.
10:46Understood.
11:03I'm trying my hardest to make amends.
11:07You've got to live on what you've done.
11:09I can't believe you heathens, right?
11:18Won't eat chips off a plate.
11:20It's disgusting.
11:20Oh, I've got lady dye.
11:23How's your caviar?
11:24I like the walk for the chips in me lap.
11:26Reminds me of when I was a kid.
11:27So, what was mum laughing when you was growing up?
11:34She was bossy, annoying, always neck in my fruit corner.
11:38That was Lynn.
11:42She's still with bossy, annoying.
11:43Do you know my thrash of teeth?
11:46Go to bed.
11:47Is that supposed to be me?
11:50No, don't mess with the messer.
11:52Yeah, that's right.
11:53Zoe, the kids love you to stick around Walford for a bit.
11:57Alfie, don't pressure me, huh?
11:58Yeah, you're nice.
11:59Come on, then.
12:00You could always bank in with me.
12:05Mo, we're trying to get her to stay, all right?
12:06So, wind your neck in.
12:08Oi.
12:09That's why she dug me out.
12:10You're back on telly.
12:12Oh, think about it.
12:15Kat, Alfie, you've got a visitor.
12:18Oh, sorry to interrupt.
12:21Leslie, sorry, I totally forgot.
12:23Twice in one day.
12:25It won't get complex, seeing as you're having a nice family evening.
12:29What's going on?
12:30Zoe, this is Leslie.
12:31She's from The Social.
12:32It's just a routine check-up.
12:35Leslie, this is Zoe, my daughter.
12:40Oh, nice to meet you at last.
12:41And I'm the name.
12:42Nice to meet you.
12:44You're glad to be home, Tommy?
12:45I heard about the ferry nightmare.
12:48Yeah, Tommy, I was telling Leslie about the nightmare you had getting back from France
12:53after your camping trip.
12:55Yeah, of course.
12:56Yeah.
12:56Well, I'll tell you what, Leslie, why don't we go in the kitchen and we'll have some privacy
13:00there, yeah?
13:01You don't need me, do you?
13:02Yes, Kat, we do.
13:08What's it like seeing your mum do it all again the second time around?
13:15I'm in awe.
13:20Even better than the first time.
13:26The money you stick around.
13:29I knew you couldn't change.
13:31Sorry, sorry.
13:41Can I tell everyone's attention?
13:42Hey!
13:47All right, does this work?
13:50Okay, it works.
13:51So we're going to do the speeches now.
13:52Hope everyone's having a good night.
13:53To kick off the speeches, it is going to be the best man might die.
13:56I'm sorry.
14:18I can't.
14:19I'm sorry.
14:20Howie!
14:22Howie!
14:24Howie!
14:24How are you?
14:27Howie!
14:29How...
14:29How are we?
14:32How are we, guys?
14:34How are we?
14:36Oh, um...
14:38Please excuse my Howie.
14:39Um, Patrick made him the best man, and he just feels he doesn't have anything worth saying.
14:45Oh, that's nonsense.
14:46Exactly, that's what I said, but...
14:48No, it's gone, isn't it?
14:49So, um, I will say a speech instead.
14:54Yay!
14:55Yeah, yeah, thanks.
14:57Don't worry.
14:58Oh, okay, so, um, I think I should start with saying, um, thank you.
15:04When I arrived on Pop's doorstep around 15, 16 years ago...
15:1016.
15:10Oh, 16.
15:12Well, he would know, he would know.
15:14I was a loud, attention-seeking nightmare.
15:18Really?
15:19Aw...
15:20Nothing's changed, eh?
15:21Nothing's changed.
15:22Like you would know.
15:23That's it for the day.
15:25Yeah.
15:26You have always treated me like a daughter.
15:33And you have given me and my family a home.
15:37And when I see yourself and your Landi live your lives with courage, pride, and generosity,
15:45it... it makes me want that too.
15:51Patrick, you are more than a father to me.
15:59You are a king amongst men.
16:01Hmm.
16:02And your Landi, you are a queen.
16:07Yeah, ma.
16:08So, please raise your glasses for Patrick and your Landi.
16:16Patrick!
16:17Patrick!
16:18Patrick!
16:19Patrick!
16:20Patrick!
16:21Patrick!
16:22Patrick!
16:23Patrick!
16:24Patrick!
16:25Patrick!
16:26Where have you been?
16:27I've just missed Kim's speech.
16:28I've just caught Ravi in my arms.
16:30How did he get in?
16:32I don't know.
16:33He...
16:34He must have broken the back door or something, I don't know.
16:37What wrong was he?
16:38He came from upstairs.
16:39I think he might have been in our room.
16:41Jack, what are you doing?
16:42Jack!
16:43Don't shoot!
16:44Jack!
16:45I've just...
16:46Sorry.
16:47John?
16:48Where's the safe?
16:49Give me the money and let me go!
16:50You can have the money when you've calmed down.
16:51I'm not going to let you leave in this state.
16:52Oh, enough of the perfect mum act.
17:07I've changed, I'm a good mum now.
17:09I am.
17:10Leslie is on our side. She said we're on the right track.
17:15Alfie's taking the boys over to Stacey's to give us some space.
17:19Zoe, please, just tell me what's happened.
17:21Nah, you don't get away with it that easily.
17:24Tell me why social services are checking up on you and your kids.
17:31Tommy was hitting me, yeah?
17:34His head was raging full of hormones and he lashed out a few times.
17:39He got nasty and I shoved him back. I shouldn't have done it but I did and...
17:45Then the social got involved.
17:48The perfect mum hit her own kid.
17:54Nice.
17:58Zoe.
18:04We lost Tommy for a while, yeah? He went into foster care.
18:09Me and Alfie, we fought to bring him back home. It was horrible but...
18:13It brought us all closer together.
18:15And they all lived happily ever after.
18:18Listen to yourself, justifying it.
18:21That's not what I'm saying.
18:22That's what you always do.
18:23Blaming other people to justify your behaviour.
18:26It's never your fault.
18:27You and me all over again.
18:30No.
18:31No, that was different.
18:33That was worse.
18:35You came at me over and over.
18:38Drunk and cruel.
18:40The things you called me.
18:42I know, I'm sorry.
18:44I'll take that to my grave but I was suffering as well.
18:47There you go again.
18:48Never your fault.
18:49I wish I had called social services.
18:53I might have stood a chance then.
18:58Sorry, I don't understand why we're still talking about this.
19:01I thought...
19:02I thought this was sorted out back in the day.
19:04This is like ancient history, you know?
19:06Are you that stupid and insensitive?
19:08You think a few tears over a bottle of vodka is going to fix a childhood as toxic as mine?
19:15But it wasn't though, was it?
19:17Eh?
19:19I admit that when it all came out, yeah, about me and you, it wasn't my finest hour.
19:25But you're forgetting about the first 17 years.
19:30Singing Spice Girls into hairbrushes.
19:33Eating fish and chips out of our laps.
19:35Me nicking your yogurts.
19:39You said that was Lynn.
19:43We weren't perfect.
19:46But I was proud to be a Slater.
19:48Yeah?
19:50And everyone wanted to come to our parties, didn't they?
19:53They were warm, noisy, full of love.
19:59We kept you safe.
20:03I kept you safe.
20:05Every second of those 17 years pretending to be your sister.
20:11I had my Hawkeye on you.
20:14Protecting you and I never drew breath.
20:19Zoe.
20:21I'm sorry.
20:23About the way I reacted when it all came out.
20:26And I would say that every day for the rest of my life.
20:31But please.
20:33Try to remember the good times, yeah?
20:39We can make new memories.
20:41With your family. The boys. The boys will love you.
20:44And I knew they'd love you.
20:46Yeah?
20:48You can all gang up on me and Alfie, yeah?
20:50Are you mad?
20:51I'm not staying.
20:52I'm not staying.
20:57Zoe.
20:59I'm not letting you leave until you tell me why you hate me so much.
21:03Because every time I look at you I'm reminded of who I am.
21:05What do you mean?
21:07An incestuous rape baby.
21:09You're not.
21:11You are beautiful.
21:13You're clever and kind.
21:14Don't touch me.
21:16I don't want you to touch me ever again.
21:19We're both soiled goods and I cannot stay here a second longer.
21:22That's not right.
21:23Zoe, listen.
21:25You need to talk to someone.
21:26You need to speak to a doctor.
21:28Just take responsibility.
21:30My life is a wreck and it is all your fault.
21:33If you'd have said something to someone.
21:34If you'd have tried to stop it.
21:35If you'd have done something.
21:38That make you feel better does it, eh?
21:41You want me to say sorry for being raped by my uncle when I was 13?
21:45I know it weren't your fault.
21:50So many years wishing it played out differently.
21:56But while you've been drowning in your own self-pity the rest of the world has moved on from victim blaming.
22:02I'm a survivor.
22:04I survived being raped by my uncle and I've stopped punishing myself.
22:09If I can stop the blaming and self-harm so can you.
22:12It's not the same.
22:14You can take that hate and put it onto the monster Harry who did things to you.
22:18So can you.
22:20I can't.
22:22I'm the baby that came from violence and hatred.
22:26I'm the monster.
22:31I wish you'd have got rid of me.
22:34Then you would have had no life at all.
22:37Listen Zoe, let me get you some help, yeah?
22:40Therapy, whatever it takes.
22:44No, not half of it.
22:46The things I've done.
22:48I knew there was something else.
22:50Talk to me.
22:52I can't.
22:54You told me about Dan and I'm still here, eh?
22:57Can't be worse than that.
22:58No.
23:14No.
23:16I'm going now. It's best for everyone.
23:19Just delete me from your mind. Forget I ever existed.
23:24No, no, no. I can't do that.
23:26This ain't my home. Those boys, they ain't my family.
23:30And you're right. You have changed.
23:33You're a great mum now.
23:35But you and...
23:36And as I embark on the next chapter with my beautiful wife and my family beside me, I am grateful to all of you for the love you've shown me.
24:03You've shown me.
24:06So? To family!
24:09To family!
24:14Yeah. On my way.
24:17Oi.
24:18You give me that gun.
24:35You go, Sarge, Warren.
24:48There's a gun.
24:52No...
24:53No.
24:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
24:59Oh!
25:01God!
25:03Oh!
25:06Oh!
25:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
25:11Oh!
25:14Oh!
25:16Oh!
25:17Zoe, I told you to let me go.
25:22Listen, whatever's happened to you, I can make it better.
25:26I promise.
25:31Please, Zoe, just let me free the mum you deserve.
25:33No, I ain't having the boys dragged into my mess.
25:38If I stay, I'll destroy your family.
25:42You destroy a family?
25:45You'll complete it.
25:47No, no, no, no.
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