Boss Walks Around Office With No Pants

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6 weeks ago

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00:00Oh! Oh!

00:02Oh!

00:04Oh!

00:06Oh!

00:08Great!

00:10How do I dry this?

00:12Oh!

00:30Oh!

00:52Who's coming at this hour?

00:54Oh!

00:58Lazy corporate drones didn't turn off the light.

01:04And I bet our dumb boss

01:06works late.

01:12I'm so witty.

01:14I wear a ridiculous orange tie

01:16and crackling jokes every day.

01:18But I'm his dumb secretary.

01:20I always laugh at my boss' jokes

01:22so that he doesn't suspect me

01:24stealing money from this safe.

01:26And you, HR,

01:28you are the only decent employee around here.

01:30You always raise my pay.

01:32Because I'm sleeping with you.

01:34Yeah.

01:36Oh!

01:38Oh!

01:40Oh!

01:42Oh!

01:44Oh!

01:46Oh!

01:47Oh!

01:51Who's there?

01:53Hey!

01:55Come out or you'll regret about it.

02:03Do you hear me?

02:05It's...

02:09Me.

02:11Mr. Fletcher?

02:13What are you doing here?

02:15I'm listening to your confessions.

02:19So...

02:21You think I'm dumb.

02:23The secretary was stealing.

02:25And you slept with HR for a race.

02:29And you are wandering in the office in Spongebob underwear.

02:35Well, it's not what it looks like.

02:39My pants are in the microwave.

02:45Then, it's even worse than I thought.

02:51What?

02:53So, um...

02:55What shall we do in this awkward situation?

02:59How about, um...

03:01You...

03:02Don't see me.

03:03And I...

03:05Don't see you.

03:07Deal?

03:09Uh...

03:11You'd better...

03:13Lose the toy.

03:15Yep.

03:17Noted.

03:18Uh...

03:19Hmm?

03:20Hmm?

03:21Oh!

03:23Oh!

03:24Oh!

03:25Oh!

03:26Oh!

03:27Oh!

03:28Oh!

03:29Oh!

03:30Oh!

03:31Oh!

03:32Oh!

03:33Oh!

03:34Oh!

03:35Oh!

03:36Oh!

03:37What's up, Grandpa?

03:39Oh!

03:40Uh...

03:41Well you'd mind seous.

03:42Okay, let's be honest.

03:43You came...

03:46For speed dating.

03:47Yeah.

03:48Look.

03:49What matters here...

03:50Is how you speak.

03:52People communicate here.

03:55And if it takes you like...

03:56A day to just say your name...

03:59You really have no...

04:01But that, ah..

04:04Ah..

04:05discrimination for the last time we are out of seats but hey yeah

04:12Louis Brown

04:15okay please thank you nice evening yeah yeah I kind of thing I want to cut

04:26I can't complain about your in play oh Papa Patricia yeah right hey well who you

04:40were talking to call call the hotline just wanted to leave nicely okay okay

04:56but remember you and people like you don't belong in here

05:05that is hard to me to decide

05:24aren't you forgetting something

05:35have a pleasant evening thank you

05:54so the rules are pretty simple you take your seats at the sign of the bell and

06:02you're gonna have two minutes to chat after each chat you write down the

06:09person's name and put a plus or a minus next to it a match is your ticket to keep

06:20the party going and remember you're not in an interview you are on a date so let's

06:27get started ladies

06:36hey

06:39you might think what's a pretty girl like you doing here

06:45good

06:48good

06:50good

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06:54good

06:56good

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06:58good

07:00good

07:01good

07:02good

07:03good

07:04good

07:05good

07:06good

07:07good

07:08good

07:09you wouldn't believe it my cousin Anika used to date with that guy Mikey

07:13but he's come to her for money and said it was his twin brother's fault

07:17fantastic

07:18and then she came here to the party and there he was Raphael

07:21handsome like in a Brazilian to be serious

07:24you're not handsome

07:26don't think I care about look or money although of course it's important

07:31I'm Barbara by the way

07:33good

07:34good

07:36good

07:37good

07:40good

07:50the

08:07You can put a minus right away.

08:22I stutter.

08:34And I have a son.

08:37Simon.

08:40Oh.

08:42Looks like I can compete with you in the number of minuses.

08:47Yeah.

08:48Yeah.

08:49Dona Stone?

08:51Ca-ca-ca-ca, Christopher Roberts.

08:56So, well, what do you do, Dona Stone?

09:01Okay, well, I'm a soccer coach.

09:05Oh, really?

09:07What?

09:08You don't believe a girl can play professional soccer?

09:12No, no.

09:15Of course.

09:17That's not what I meant.

09:20Relax.

09:21I'm not the sexism police.

09:24That's the case. I want to make a confession.

09:37Okay.

09:38I'm that kind of a rabid fan who swears on TV all the time.

09:48Very embarrassing.

09:50It's okay.

09:53I will tell you a secret.

09:55Yeah.

09:56So am I.

10:03So.

10:04Hiya.

10:05What do you do for a living, Christopher?

10:07Hiya.

10:19It looks like I have to go.

10:22Yeah.

10:27Oh.

10:37Donna.

10:38Um, uh, uh, uh, thank you.

10:41Uh, those two minutes were our best tonight.

10:46Yeah.

10:47Thank you, too.

10:49Hello.

10:50My name is Tino.

10:51Hi.

10:52Hey.

10:53Oh.

10:54Hi.

10:55Yeah.

10:56Really?

10:57Oh, yeah.

10:58And you didn't go to the prom.

10:59Oh, oh.

11:00Oh, no.

11:01Oh, no.

11:11Oh, oh.

11:12Oh, no.

11:13Oh, oh, oh, no.

11:14Oh, oh, I, I, I did have a date.

11:18Oh.

11:19With her?

11:20My mom.

11:22Oh, no.

11:23Yeah.

11:24Hush, hush, hush, hush.

11:26You...

11:27Wanted to go so badly.

11:30She even ran a limo.

11:33Yeah!

11:36I hope my son invites me to his prom.

11:40Yeah, I will be one of those moms.

11:44You know, in the Porsche.

11:46With the hidden bottle of wine.

11:49Oh, no.

11:50Oh, yeah.

11:50No!

11:51Oh, yeah.

11:54I, I, I...

11:55Wish we'd gone...

11:58To the same school.

12:03I'm...

12:04I'm sure you need one in my heart.

12:12I...

12:13No, I'm serious.

12:17Yeah.

12:17This is probably going to sound silly, but I've always wanted to be in a love for life.

12:28Do you believe in love?

12:30Yes.

12:31Yes.

12:32I, I even feel it.

12:37I can't believe it's you.

12:39Not me.

12:40You promised it.

12:41You would call me back.

12:43You're talking how I won your heart.

12:45And I believe it.

12:46I, I, I, I...

12:48I'm sorry.

12:50I've seen you for the first time.

12:52I, I assure you, that, that, that, that's, that's a mistake.

12:57So, all the night was just a mistake, and that's why you didn't call me back.

13:01Sir, you have to leave the party.

13:06This is not a place for scandals like this.

13:08And like I said, you don't belong here.

13:12I, I, I, I don't understand.

13:14It's better to...

13:15But I don't know.

13:17When we met, I went out to the bathroom, and so, quite an unusual scene.

13:21To give me emotion, like, more emotion, more emotion, like you are angry, you are very angry.

13:29Okay, look.

13:31We have to put this Christopher to shame.

13:36Do you want us to get a bunch of angry reviews?

13:38No, no.

13:39The West will lose jobs.

13:42Okay.

13:42Okay, you can slap me, slap me, slap me.

13:44Yeah, okay.

13:46Okay, no one more.

13:49Okay, out.

13:49I know what's going on in here.

13:53Discrimination.

13:55I, I, I, I can't, cannot believe it.

13:58Come on.

13:59I, I, I am as normal as you are.

14:06And I deserve respect, love, and relationship.

14:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, it matters what you say, how you say it.

14:16And it's better to express loves.

14:19Slowly than to spew it.

14:21Hey, quickly.

14:24This is great.

14:26Do you think that you will scare me with your small nonsense talks about rights of stupid creeps like you?

14:35Chris, people like you shouldn't come to parties like this.

14:41People like you shouldn't go out at all.

14:44No.

14:45Produce equally inferior offsprings.

14:49So, good riddance.

14:52Uh-huh.

14:52I, I, I call the hotline.

14:57I guess your director has something to say.

15:03Please.

15:06Have it.

15:07Sir?

15:10Uh, no, that's not what you, that's a, that's a, that's a mistake.

15:17Uh, uh, uh, I arrest stuttering.

15:22No, no, no, no, no.

15:23Well, well, maybe when I'm nervous.

15:27Oh!

15:29Now it all makes sense.

15:32You hate stuttering because you cannot accept it in yourself.

15:36Yeah.

15:36Yeah, but trust me, the, the, the, the abusive snub part of your personality is far worse.

15:44People who stutter are as good as any, anyone else.

15:48Far happy, more successful than people who are rodent souls.

15:56Donna, hi, hi, I suggest you to, to, to continue our day to head my restaurant.

16:04At your restaurant?

16:05Yeah.

16:07Uh, uh, people who, who stutter can, can also be millionaires.

16:13Okay.

16:22Oh, loser.

16:29Guys.

16:31You know.

16:34Party.

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