- 4 months ago
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00:00Ooh! A seamstress! Finally!
00:03Alright, let's see. Here we go. The dressmaker!
00:07Thank you! Nice doing business!
00:09Now, let's see if this actually works.
00:11I am not sure where I should...
00:14What the? What the?
00:16Alright, which one of you losers has the golden trophy?
00:19I mean, stop! There's rare villagers here! Oh, jeez, wonderful, thanks!
00:23Ah, no, it's just a little raid. It'll be fine!
00:25Okay, you can help me out with something then.
00:27What are you talking about?
00:28Let's see. There we go. Thank you!
00:29Well, this isn't for you to see! Unless you like it.
00:32Whatever.
00:33Alright, over here, and then...
00:34Ooh! Stop! Ah!
00:36Jeez! Stop it!
00:38Ian, get your thing under the control!
00:40Oh, jeez!
00:42Look! Aw, this is kinda cute on me!
00:45Hey, Ian! You're actually kinda useful here!
00:47That's always useful! What are you talking about?
00:50Ooh!
00:51Oh, your outfit does explosion! That's so cool!
00:54Gearbox!
00:56There we go!
00:57Alright, looks like I'm actually making a mess that I wanted to avoid.
01:00Nice trick, Aphmau!
01:02You thought you could distract me from the gold so you could steal it!
01:05Uh, no? What are you talking about?
01:07Well, you have to defeat the raid so I can get the golden trophy thingy!
01:10The Total of Undying?
01:12I don't care what it's called!
01:15Also, what are you wearing? Are you hitting on me?
01:17What? No! Why?
01:19I'm just saying it's a nice dress! It's kinda my style!
01:22You know, your application to the Ian Fan Club is accepted!
01:24I think I'll pass on that. I've got some stuff to do!
01:27So, I can turn my friends into dresses!
01:30Kim!
01:31What would a dress of hers look like?
01:33I hope it's a little witch! That'd be so cute!
01:35That's like my whole vibe right now!
01:36Let's see...
01:37Kim!
01:38Okie dokie!
01:39Which one of you wants to be my next oops experiment?
01:41Let's see now!
01:42I need to be my next...
01:44Oops!
01:45What the? Hey!
01:46Who just snigging at me?
01:47Oh, I will turn you into a toad and step on you!
01:50Ah!
01:51Where are you?
01:52Good thing it'd be sad!
01:53Let's see...
01:54What outfit can I make with this?
01:56Oh my gosh!
01:57Oh my gosh!
01:58What is this?
01:59It's a little cre...
02:00Oh! This is cute!
02:03Ooh!
02:04So, what do you guys think?
02:05Is this my color?
02:06Let me know in the comments below!
02:07I wonder what outfit you guys like to see on me!
02:09Oh!
02:10Here we go!
02:11Random splash potion!
02:12What is a random splash potion?
02:14What the?
02:16Am I slow?
02:17What?
02:18Also, I'm kind of disappointed I didn't get the glasses!
02:20Hi!
02:21No!
02:22Ok!
02:23Hand over those gold shiny things!
02:24And one of those boom dresses!
02:25Or I'll have to redecorate your face!
02:27No way!
02:28You got to ran into a village and literally got a bunch of rare villagers killed?
02:31You got the same...
02:32Look!
02:33How are we gonna do this again if we want to do this?
02:34If I lose that sewing machine, I'm done...
02:36Actually, I'm not gonna tell you that!
02:37Huh!
02:38Well, fine!
02:39Yes, I'll just take it!
02:40No!
02:41I literally said...
02:42Oh!
02:43It's my fault for telling you something!
02:44You should've just given me the gold!
02:45Let's see if...
02:46Let's see if...
02:47Let's see if...
02:48Let's see if...
02:49Let's see if...
02:50Let's see if...
02:51Let's see if...
02:52Do something important!
02:53Are you even trying to catch me?
02:54No!
02:55I just...
02:56Yes!
02:57Come on, Spaculation!
02:58Do something important!
02:59Do something important!
03:00Oh, speed!
03:01Okay, that's exactly what I need!
03:02How are you running so fast?
03:03Um...
03:04It's called...
03:05A potion!
03:06Heard of it!
03:07Where'd you go?
03:08Um...
03:09Alright, there you are!
03:10Where are you going?
03:11Pierce!
03:12Pierce!
03:13Let me in!
03:14No, Pierce!
03:15Pierce cannot see you now!
03:16Get over here!
03:17Pierce!
03:18Pierce!
03:19Pierce!
03:20Pierce!
03:21Pierce!
03:22Pierce!
03:23Pierce!
03:24Pierce!
03:25Let me in!
03:26Okay!
03:27Alright!
03:28At least his sheep aren't dead!
03:29He's got a weird thing with the sheep!
03:30I don't wanna mess with that!
03:31Um...
03:32Nobody needs to know what's going on!
03:33So...
03:34Stay in there!
03:35Um...
03:36Okay!
03:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
03:38I don't have any of these!
03:39Oh, hey girl!
03:40Are you committing a crime without inviting me?
03:41Um...
03:42This was an accident!
03:43Can you help me, Kim?
03:44Mm-hmm!
03:45Breathe!
03:46And what do I get?
03:47Okay?
03:48Alright!
03:49But it's gotta be nice!
03:50Mm-hmm!
03:51Alright, don't worry!
03:52Oh, a nice dress, by the way!
03:53Oh!
03:54Thanks!
03:55I'm just trying a different color!
03:56Yeah!
03:57Where'd you get it?
03:58What even is happening over here?
03:59So, this is a dressmaker!
04:00And I can do a lot of cool things with it, but I'll explain later!
04:02Alright!
04:03Alright!
04:04You're lucky Kimmy's such a good friend!
04:05Thank you, Kimmy!
04:06What?
04:07No!
04:08Kim!
04:09Kim, it's on you!
04:10I'll get him distracted!
04:11What?
04:12Oh, sure!
04:13Oh, hey!
04:14Hey!
04:15Thanks!
04:16This way!
04:17Uh, okay!
04:18Yeah, I'm looking this way now!
04:19Yeah, it's pretty good!
04:20Anyway, I just got back to the nether, Kim, like, eight buckets of lava and a chicken egg,
04:23so I'm gonna stop my house before we, uh, keep on going, you know!
04:26Wait a minute!
04:27Wait a minute!
04:28Wait a minute!
04:29No!
04:30Wait!
04:31Why?
04:32Something cool over here, please!
04:33Oh!
04:34Is it up in the sky or the tree?
04:36You know this tree, that is cool!
04:39Has that always been there?
04:40Wait!
04:41Is that Bertha?
04:42Yes, it's Bertha!
04:43Wait!
04:44Bertha!
04:45In my house!
04:46Kimmy!
04:47Oh, great!
04:48I can't believe this!
04:49I need somebody to breathe!
04:50Okay!
04:51Look!
04:52We are fixing it, okay?
04:53Nobody got hurt!
04:54Um...
04:55Oh, man!
04:56How about I get my shirt back?
04:58Actually, I can kinda help with that!
05:00There we go!
05:01Wait!
05:02Got your outfits!
05:03Wait!
05:04What's going on?
05:05Don't worry!
05:06Let's see what happens if I put this there...
05:09Get a...
05:10Ooh!
05:11I got a Pierce dress!
05:12Oh!
05:13Look at that!
05:14There we go!
05:15And...
05:16Aww!
05:17It's cute!
05:18Alright!
05:19It's kinda cool!
05:20Alright!
05:21Let's see what happens!
05:22Let's find out!
05:23Oh!
05:24So you're the one who took my clothes and made me shaky!
05:25What?!
05:26No!
05:27You can't prove anything!
05:28Sorry!
05:29If I did though...
05:30Wait!
05:31Um...
05:32You can have...
05:33This one!
05:34Actually, I don't know if I should have given that one!
05:35Thanks!
05:36Nothing says friendship like sloppy seconds!
05:37Oh!
05:38I think you're gonna like it!
05:39Trust me!
05:40Fine!
05:41Fine!
05:42Let me try it on!
05:43Ooh!
05:44See, it's cute!
05:45Before you press the key button...
05:46Wait!
05:47Wait!
05:48Wait!
05:49Kim!
05:50No!
05:51Stop!
05:52Please!
05:53Stop doing that!
05:55It is fine!
05:56Everyone chill!
06:00This is gonna be a really funny prank!
06:02This power's kinda cool!
06:03As if Zane never had any taste!
06:04Hey guys!
06:05What?
06:06Kim!
06:07I ran on a wall again!
06:08How is that possible?
06:09I keep giving you so much from your power!
06:10Well, Kim keeps taking it from me!
06:11Yeah?
06:12What?
06:13I gotta have a spy bunker!
06:14Gotta live in the walls until he fears me!
06:15Stop taking the walls from Pierce!
06:17Yeah!
06:18But it's important!
06:19Yeah!
06:20Look, you can't let her intimidate you, okay?
06:21Okay!
06:22But she has lies until she doesn't!
06:23Here you go!
06:24Alright, thank you!
06:25Zane's house looks really good!
06:26I think this is a great point for me!
06:27What?
06:28What have you done to my beautiful perfect hub?!
06:30There you go!
06:31Um!
06:32Hi Zane!
06:33What are you doing?!
06:34Surprise!
06:35We're updating the place!
06:36Surprise!
06:37Rainbows!
06:38Do you want me to have a headache?
06:39It's all darkness or nothing!
06:40What?
06:41Oh, come on!
06:42Just-
06:43I have this rainbow wool power that it pierces, but still I can just do this!
06:49There we go!
06:50See?
06:51What?
06:52Who turned on all the lights?!
06:53Oh wait!
06:54Ugh!
06:55Way too emo!
06:56Well, I hate admitting this, but maybe slightly less black?
07:00Perfect!
07:01Alright, we can change the color!
07:02Let's see what they can see over here!
07:03No, no!
07:04It's not the color!
07:05It's the space!
07:06But it's okay!
07:07Kimmy has another idea!
07:08Kimmy has another idea!
07:09What's your idea?
07:10Oh!
07:11Okay, what do you think is gonna happen with that?
07:13Hey!
07:14It's not a way to fix me as badly!
07:15Um...
07:16What?
07:17My house!
07:18Come on!
07:19It's an open concept!
07:20It's like a window!
07:21Oh!
07:22Yeah!
07:23Big floor window!
07:24This is my house!
07:25That is not a window!
07:26Uh, not much house, but...
07:27Okay!
07:28Well, let's just calm down, okay?
07:29We can fix this!
07:30We promise, okay?
07:31We thought it was just a fun little break!
07:32No!
07:33Stop!
07:34Please!
07:35I don't want my whole house destroyed!
07:36I'll fix it!
07:37Don't worry!
07:38Alright, we'll patch it up!
07:39Did you see you wanted more windows?
07:40Oh, I shouldn't have given her that dress!
07:41I'm sorry!
07:42That's my bad!
07:43Over here!
07:44And then...
07:45Alright!
07:46Kim!
07:47Sorry!
07:48I'm gonna put this...
07:49What the?
07:50Oh!
07:51Kim!
07:52Whoa!
07:53No!
07:54Ah!
07:55Wait!
07:56I can't stop lying!
07:57Bye, Kim!
07:58Who's the smart one?
07:59That's what you get for blowing up my house!
08:00It's okay, guys!
08:01The tree got me!
08:02That's the process!
08:03Look how nice it looks now, see?
08:04Yeah, process!
08:05Anyway, that's gonna cost you $1,000, please!
08:06What?
08:07I'm not paying that!
08:08Well, it was worth a shot!
08:09Alright, alright, alright!
08:10Let's just...
08:11Stop now!
08:12Enough games!
08:13I'm getting that gold trophy!
08:14What?
08:15Whatever's about to happen, can it happen away from my house?
08:18Um, Ian?
08:19No!
08:20You're not getting it here?
08:21It's a whole raid thing, so...
08:22I figured you'd say no, which is why I came ready to do a murder!
08:26A murder?
08:27Ooh!
08:28Somebody's compensating!
08:29How much time did you waste making that?
08:31What?
08:32That's not important!
08:33I'll show you what it can do!
08:34Okay, guys, it's towards a big goal!
08:35Oh my goodness!
08:36Hey, watch it, you gold-obsessed troglodyte!
08:38What the?
08:39Big words!
08:40I wanna look that up!
08:41How do you spell it?
08:42Yeah, seriously, jeez, no big words around here!
08:43What's that word you said?
08:44Hey, don't do that Ian!
08:45Oh, never mind, I figured it out!
08:46Ah, I'm good!
08:47Oh, you guys!
08:48Let's see!
08:49Ah, I'm good!
08:50Wait, what did you do to me?
08:51Wait, what did you do to me?
08:52What did you do to me?
08:53Can you float up in the sky now, or...?
08:54It's not breaking anything!
08:55What?
08:56What the heck?
08:57Ooh!
08:58That's good!
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