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00:00:13Jack and the beanstalk will long remember when
00:00:17He shitted up the stock to bid a giant in his den
00:00:22One's up the beanstalk if Jack is head of fun
00:00:26Then Jack, be nimble Jack, be quick, oh Jack, you're good as long
00:00:31Blah, blah, blah, blah, there he goes
00:00:35But to where nobody knows
00:00:40Long is the beanstalk and short as little Jack
00:00:44The long, short of it is, is he ever coming back
00:00:56The long, short of it is, is he ever coming back
00:01:40THE END
00:01:56Come in
00:02:02Oh, it's you
00:02:03I'm sorry, Arthur
00:02:05I thought it was the babysitter
00:02:07Just what do you have against babysitters?
00:02:09Why, nothing
00:02:10Nothing?
00:02:12It's a psychological stumbling block
00:02:14The juvenile mind resents the restraint of adult authority
00:02:20Do you ever have the feeling you're too old for your age?
00:02:22Physically, I'm only eight
00:02:25Mentally
00:02:26The doctors refuse to believe it
00:02:29Why do you bring my sister flowers?
00:02:31Because you want to marry her?
00:02:34It's all part of the racket
00:02:35Where is Eloise?
00:02:37Putting on her lipstick so you can kiss it off
00:02:40Come on, young fella
00:02:41I'll put you to bed
00:02:42Or your sister and I are going to be late for dress rehearsal
00:02:44Why do I have to go to bed?
00:02:46Only children go to bed this early
00:02:48Arthur, I didn't hear you come in
00:02:50You should have
00:02:51I made quite an entrance, thanks to Junior
00:02:54Donald, didn't you promise mother and dad you'd be a good boy?
00:02:58I am being good
00:02:59It just happens that their standards are much higher than mine
00:03:03Where's his babysitter?
00:03:04His sitter?
00:03:06Oh, well, Donald, go in and wash your teeth and go to bed
00:03:08And don't wake your baby sister
00:03:13What's the matter?
00:03:15No babysitter
00:03:15There are dozens of babysitters in the neighborhood
00:03:18Well, not for my dear brother
00:03:20He's been declared out of bounds
00:03:22Have you tried the employment agencies?
00:03:24They don't have babysitters
00:03:26Well, it looks like my understudy will have to go on tonight
00:03:29Start calling every employment agency till you find one that's open
00:03:32Get somebody, anybody
00:03:34It sounds like a bad idea, but I'll do it
00:03:38And I'll handle my pal Donald
00:03:57It's pretty reckless driving
00:03:59I'll say it is
00:04:00You ought to watch where you're going, big boy
00:04:02What are you trying to do?
00:04:03Get away?
00:04:04Out of my way
00:04:05Out of my way, shorty
00:04:15I ought to run you in for this
00:04:17You're big enough to carry me in
00:04:19Officer, we're terribly sorry
00:04:21Well, all right, but don't let this happen again
00:04:24Now get off of my car
00:04:29What are you going to do with that?
00:04:30Put it away
00:04:31Well, keep it there
00:04:33Yes
00:04:34Uh-huh
00:04:35I'd better hang up
00:04:36We've been talking for ten minutes
00:04:39Here comes my heavy date for tonight
00:04:41Bye
00:04:44Who are you calling a heavy date?
00:04:45You
00:04:46Can you wait outside for five minutes?
00:04:48Or will you get a ticket?
00:04:50Well, if I do, I can get it fixed
00:04:51I have influence
00:04:58Don't do that!
00:04:59Why don't you look where you're going
00:05:01See you outside, baby
00:05:04What do you see in that tall, dark, handsome fella?
00:05:06Plenty
00:05:08Girls never say that to me
00:05:09What do they say to you?
00:05:10Shh, nothing mixed up
00:05:13Cosmic Employment Agency
00:05:15Yes, I have been on the phone for quite a while
00:05:17I'm sorry, we don't list babysitters
00:05:19Just a minute, lady
00:05:20You are looking at the world's greatest babysitter
00:05:23That's right, miss
00:05:24Sure
00:05:24He is the best
00:05:25Where do you fit into this?
00:05:27Oh, I'm his agent
00:05:28Yes
00:05:29He lets me keep ten percent of everything I earn
00:05:33I'm sorry I took so long
00:05:34But fortunately, a professional babysitter just came in
00:05:37May I have your address, please?
00:05:41Thank you
00:05:42He'll be right out
00:05:43Goodbye
00:05:44Oh, thank you, miss
00:05:46Gee, you're wonderful
00:05:47I like girls like you
00:05:49Eyes of blue
00:05:50And five feet, too
00:05:55Timber
00:05:56Sorry to be late
00:05:57It's okay
00:06:00Shall we go?
00:06:00You mean you and I are going out together?
00:06:02You see, Dink, I have a way with girls
00:06:04Please
00:06:12Now listen
00:06:12Yes, Daddy
00:06:16He's so big
00:06:17Come on, we've got to babysit
00:06:19Get with it
00:06:34Clyde
00:06:34Why are you so clumsy?
00:06:36I'm excited
00:06:37Why?
00:06:37This is my first job
00:06:39Gee, I hope he's a sweet child
00:06:41I love children
00:06:42Come on
00:06:48It's about time they got here
00:06:56Are you the
00:06:57Babysitter?
00:06:58He sure is
00:06:59You're kind of big for a baby
00:07:00You're not for me
00:07:03Rejected again
00:07:03I guess it isn't my night
00:07:04Won't you come in?
00:07:05Sure
00:07:05Sure
00:07:09Well
00:07:09We'll be plenty comfortable here
00:07:13Well, it's too late to get anyone else
00:07:14Have you had much experience with babies?
00:07:16Oh, yes, sir
00:07:17I've been a baby all my life
00:07:18Don't you worry about Jack
00:07:20Kids just love him
00:07:21He makes them feel so superior
00:07:23In which they are
00:07:23Sure
00:07:24Well, they're both sound asleep
00:07:25And I'm sure you won't hear a sound out of them all night
00:07:27But if you need anything
00:07:29Oh, no, madam
00:07:30I won't need a thing
00:07:31I'll prepare for everything
00:07:32No one's prepared for Donald
00:07:34Well, good luck
00:07:35And we'll be home after 11
00:07:36Oh, you're going out right now?
00:07:37Oh, costumes
00:07:38Going to a masquerade ball?
00:07:39No, playing
00:07:40Play?
00:07:41Kids are going to play
00:07:41May I see out the doors?
00:07:43Excuse me
00:07:43May I help you?
00:07:45Oh, miss
00:07:46In case I want to see the children
00:07:47Just where are they?
00:07:48Oh, they're in the bedroom down the hall
00:07:50Thank you
00:07:50All right
00:08:06High glass, huh?
00:08:12Music to my ears
00:08:13My first victim
00:08:15Duty calls
00:08:16See you, Mr. Dingle
00:08:24This calls for action
00:08:31Shh, quiet
00:08:32Want to wake up your sweet little brother?
00:08:35Now, we seem to be in trouble
00:08:40This is my real business
00:08:41I know kids
00:08:42Good night
00:08:43Get me a glass of milk
00:08:52What'd you say?
00:08:53I said get me a glass of milk
00:08:55This is unbelievable
00:08:58This kid talks better than me
00:09:00You're not very bright
00:09:02I'm sorry, kid
00:09:03But what school'd you go to?
00:09:05The baby isn't talking
00:09:07I am
00:09:08I know you're talking
00:09:09But who?
00:09:10I'm talking over here
00:09:12This kid ain't even moving her lips
00:09:14This is a baby ventriloquist
00:09:17I'm talking over here
00:09:19I know it's you
00:09:20I mean, I'm
00:09:21You're
00:09:23You!
00:09:32What's your name?
00:09:34Donald
00:09:34Are you a good boy?
00:09:36No, it's not my nature
00:09:37I'm a problem child
00:09:40You're a little kid
00:09:41He's a problem child
00:09:42He's like me, I think
00:09:45Would you like to have me read you a story
00:09:46Before you fall asleep?
00:09:48That's been tried to
00:09:51Oh, this kid
00:09:54Can try to
00:09:57I'm telling you, Donald
00:09:59I ought to
00:10:00I ought to
00:10:01I ought to
00:10:03Jack and the Beanstalk
00:10:05That's my favorite novel
00:10:08Donald
00:10:09Can I read this to you?
00:10:10Well, I want to keep you happy
00:10:13Let's hear our gulps
00:10:15Thank you, Donald
00:10:19Once upon a time
00:10:21That's pretty exciting, isn't it?
00:10:26Once upon a time
00:10:27A whole village was
00:10:29A whole village was
00:10:34Terrorized
00:10:39Yeah
00:10:39Yeah
00:10:39The whole village was terrorized
00:10:42By a
00:10:43A
00:10:44A
00:10:45A
00:10:45Ferocious
00:10:46Yeah
00:10:48Donald, do me a favor
00:10:49This is a very exciting book
00:10:51About the giant and everything
00:10:53Will you read it to me?
00:10:55Please
00:10:55I can't get over the big words
00:10:57Only because I'm
00:10:58Fascinated by you
00:11:00Here, hold my club
00:11:01Yes
00:11:03Fascinated
00:11:06Once upon a time
00:11:08A whole village
00:11:09Was terrorized
00:11:11By a ferocious giant
00:11:13Yeah
00:11:14Who lived in a castle in the sky
00:11:15In this village
00:11:17Lived a simple peasant boy
00:11:19Named Jack
00:11:19And his widowed mother
00:11:21They had come upon hard times
00:11:24Because of the giant
00:11:25One day
00:11:26Jack was told
00:11:28To bring their only cow
00:11:29To the market
00:11:30And sell him for food
00:11:32Jack
00:11:33Jack
00:11:33Being very stupid
00:11:34Going to serve
00:11:35And only five small feet
00:11:58Princess Heloise
00:12:00Princess Heloise
00:12:17Your highness
00:12:18I wonder if I could have a glass of water
00:12:21Yes, your highness
00:12:28Hey, Billy
00:12:29Can you imagine me getting water
00:12:31For the princess
00:12:47See anything, Billy?
00:13:00Oh, princess
00:13:01I would have brung you to water
00:13:02I'm a little tired
00:13:04Of people waiting on me
00:13:06It must be wonderful
00:13:07To be allowed
00:13:08To do everything you want to
00:13:10Whenever you want to
00:13:11Oh, you don't get around much, do you?
00:13:13What do you mean?
00:13:15You mean you haven't heard?
00:13:16There's no food in the village
00:13:17The giant
00:13:18He's taken everything
00:13:19He's even taken your father's crown jewels
00:13:21Didn't he?
00:13:22That's why I have to marry
00:13:23Prince Arthur
00:13:24Well, isn't it a love match?
00:13:26I've never even seen him
00:13:28But his people have money
00:13:32Did you ever have to marry
00:13:33A man you've never seen?
00:13:36They tell me I'm a boy
00:13:40So you are
00:13:41And a very nice boy
00:13:44Thank you, your highness
00:13:46Why don't you run away?
00:13:47Princesses can't do that
00:13:49Oh
00:13:50But maybe he'll be young and handsome
00:13:52And you'll fall madly in love with him
00:13:56That only happens in fairy tales
00:13:58But thank you for the water
00:13:59Thank you, your highness
00:14:02And princess, remember
00:14:03Have courage
00:14:04Fear nothing when you're in the right
00:14:07That's my motto
00:14:17Jack!
00:14:19Yes, mother?
00:14:20Jack, you must stop talking to yourself
00:14:23I wasn't talking to myself, mother
00:14:24I was talking to the princess Eloise
00:14:28Princesses don't talk to peasant boys
00:14:32Oh, Jack
00:14:33When are you going to grow up
00:14:34And get some sense?
00:14:36Does one go with the other?
00:14:39Jack
00:14:39I've come to a very important decision
00:14:42You're not going to give me away
00:14:43No
00:14:45If we're not to starve
00:14:47I'll have to sell our last valuable possession
00:14:49No
00:14:50You're not going to sell the cow
00:14:52She has to go
00:14:54You can't sell Henry
00:14:57Jack
00:14:57How many times have I told you
00:14:59Henry isn't a proper name for a cow?
00:15:01All right
00:15:02From now on
00:15:03I'll call her Albert
00:15:04But you still can't sell Henry
00:15:07Take her to the market this morning
00:15:09But be sure to get a good price
00:15:13Yes, mother
00:15:14You can depend on me
00:15:16Whatever they bid
00:15:17I'll bid higher
00:15:20Jack
00:15:20You'll be selling
00:15:22Not buying
00:15:23There's a difference?
00:15:27Fetch me a pail of water
00:15:29And then be on your way
00:15:31Yes, mother
00:15:39Now look, Henry
00:15:41This is the last time I'm going to let you look
00:15:43You look beautiful
00:15:46You and I are going to part very soon
00:15:51You are the only thing I love
00:15:55Now this is the last look you're going to get, Henry
00:15:57Take a look
00:15:58Don't you look pretty
00:16:00Oh, parting is such sorrow
00:16:02You got to go, Henry
00:16:05Uh-oh
00:16:08Oh, boy
00:16:09Tell me, young fellow
00:16:10Will this road take me to the royal palace?
00:16:12No, sir
00:16:13But your horse will
00:16:14Say, you're Prince Arthur
00:16:15So they tell me
00:16:16Oh, boy
00:16:17Will the princess be surprised?
00:16:20The princess Eloise?
00:16:21Mm-hmm
00:16:22You should have heard what she said about you this morning
00:16:24No worse than I said about her
00:16:26Any girl who will marry a man for his father's money
00:16:33Uh-oh
00:16:33The giant
00:16:38It's the giant, Henry
00:16:39But you're safe with me
00:16:43I won't let them take you
00:16:47See?
00:16:48What did I tell you, Henry?
00:16:49I protected you
00:16:51Now, look, Henry
00:16:52I got to go tell the prince about the bad giant they hear
00:16:56Hey, Prince
00:16:56Where did you go?
00:16:58Oh, come on
00:16:59This is no time to play games
00:17:01Oh, Prince
00:17:03Oh, Prince
00:17:04Hey, Prince
00:17:24He's a rough one, Henry
00:17:34But why don't you have any clothes?
00:17:35My good woman
00:17:36For cloth, you need wool
00:17:38And for wool, you need sheep
00:17:39And someone stole all our sheep
00:17:41Oh, I don't believe that silly story about the giant
00:17:44Oh, there's a giant all right, Mrs. Mercatroyd
00:17:46Because I saw him
00:17:47You see a lot of things that other people don't
00:17:50Did you really see him, Jack?
00:17:52I saw his shadow
00:17:52How do you know it was the giant's shadow?
00:17:56That's a very good question
00:17:57Goodbye
00:17:57Where are you taking my cow?
00:17:59I'm gonna take my cow to Mr. Dinklepush, the butcher
00:18:14What's all the excitement?
00:18:15You have a whole cow
00:18:16And don't you try to deceive us
00:18:17You're not gonna hold this one for the black market
00:18:20The idea is selling those less sirloin sticks for seven cents a pound
00:18:24There ought to be a law
00:18:25Oh, ladies, ladies, ladies
00:18:27I haven't seen a cow around here for months
00:18:28But you bring somebody to me with such an animal
00:18:31I'll reward him like he's never been rewarded in his life
00:18:34I'll make him rich
00:18:35Richer beyond his dreams
00:18:37I'll pour gold into his pocket
00:18:38I'll pour gold so deep that
00:18:42Wait a minute
00:18:43Not that scrawny animal
00:18:46You're not trying to pawn him off to me as first grade beef
00:18:49Why wouldn't let my worst customer use him for stew?
00:18:53Her?
00:18:54And I love Henry
00:18:56Well, everybody to their taste
00:18:58But come inside, Jack
00:19:00And I'll give you the best deal that I can afford
00:19:03Come on, Henry
00:19:10Imagine that
00:19:11I mean, all the beef we haven't had
00:19:12I mean, look at this big cow
00:19:13I'd like to get some of that
00:19:15I certainly would, too
00:19:21What you doing?
00:19:22Hey
00:19:22What's the idea of that?
00:19:24Well, I don't want everyone to know how generous I am
00:19:26Oh
00:19:27How much are you going to give me for the cow?
00:19:28What, you're asking money for that wonderful animal?
00:19:30I was going to give you beans
00:19:32What do I want with beans?
00:19:34What do you want with my magic beans?
00:19:36I should have my head examined
00:19:38Trying to make you rich
00:19:40Money you're asking for, eh?
00:19:42I'll give you money
00:19:43Worthless money
00:19:44How much do you want?
00:19:45Any price at all
00:19:46How much?
00:19:47Now, wait a minute, Mr. Finkelpuss
00:19:48Who?
00:19:48I don't want that worthless money
00:19:50Either I get the magic beans
00:19:52Or I take Henry home
00:19:53Oh, you strike a hard bargain, boy
00:19:55No beans, no cow
00:19:57Well, I know when I'm late
00:20:00Come on out in the garden
00:20:01I keep my beans hidden out there
00:20:03Come on
00:20:04Magic beans
00:20:06You've got to get up awfully early in the morning
00:20:08To put anything over on me
00:20:10Come on, Henry
00:20:12Let's go, Henry
00:20:17One
00:20:18Two
00:20:19Three
00:20:20Four
00:20:21Now, they must be around here someplace
00:20:23You've got to keep them buried, you know
00:20:25You can't let the village know where these magic beans are
00:20:27They're priceless
00:20:32There they are
00:20:34My magic beans
00:20:37Don't tell anybody that I gave them to you
00:20:40Will you?
00:20:41Yes, sir
00:20:41Shh, it's a secret
00:20:43But I'll never realize
00:20:44I'll never know
00:20:45How you ever talked me out of them
00:20:47Mr. Dinkelpuss
00:20:48What?
00:20:50Can I say goodbye to Henry?
00:20:52Well, surely
00:20:52Go ahead
00:20:53Alone
00:20:54Alone?
00:20:55Right ahead
00:21:03I've got to say goodbye now
00:21:05Be a good boy for Mr. Dinkelpuss
00:21:10Do you mind if I kiss you goodbye, Henry?
00:21:21He is such a good pal
00:21:25The princess
00:21:26The giant has stolen the princess
00:21:29Henry, you hear what they're yelling?
00:21:32The giant has kidnapped the princess
00:21:36Goodbye, Henry
00:22:01Don't worry
00:22:04I've been robbed
00:22:05I've been robbed
00:22:08Mother
00:22:11Mother
00:22:12Mother
00:22:15A terrible thing has happened
00:22:17Somebody swindled you out of our cowl
00:22:19Oh, no
00:22:20I made a nice deal for Henry
00:22:22But the giant kidnapped the princess
00:22:24And is holding her for ransom
00:22:26Oh, the poor girl
00:22:27I'll gladly contribute the money you got for the cowl
00:22:30Money?
00:22:32Only a fool would take worthless money
00:22:34For such a valuable animal
00:22:35I got five magic beans
00:22:38Oh, Jack
00:22:39Why is it whenever I send you on an errand
00:22:42You always do the wrong thing?
00:22:44One
00:22:45Two
00:22:45Three
00:22:46Four
00:22:46Five magic beans
00:22:48Ain't I a smart boy for outsmarting a butcher?
00:22:51You were indeed
00:22:53Plant the beans, my boy
00:22:55Maybe they'll grow something that we can eat
00:22:58Mother
00:22:59Plant the beans, Jack
00:23:03I'll plant the beans
00:23:04I'll plant them
00:23:12Oh
00:23:13You're not ordinary beans, are you?
00:23:16Please, beans
00:23:18Will you grow like magic beans?
00:23:21So I can prove to my mother and everybody else
00:23:24That I'm not addled brain like they think I am?
00:23:28Or am I?
00:23:31Oh
00:23:32Oh, magic beans
00:23:37One
00:23:38Two
00:23:39Three
00:23:40Four
00:23:41Five
00:23:43Grow
00:23:45Please grow
00:23:53Jack, will you please go to bed?
00:23:57Yes, Mother
00:24:01Please grow for me magic beans
00:24:04Please
00:24:15Please
00:24:16Please
00:24:27THE END
00:24:47Mother!
00:24:50Mother!
00:24:53Mother!
00:25:00Jack, what do you want?
00:25:02Will you please get my mother?
00:25:03I am your mother.
00:25:06Mother.
00:25:08Look! Look! The beanstalk!
00:25:29The beanstalk! Look at it! It goes straight up in the sky!
00:25:35I tell you all, I grew this beanstalk last night with five beans that I planted.
00:25:42Five magic beans!
00:25:43Jack, dear, please stop repeating that nonsense.
00:25:46Mother, this isn't nonsense. This is the truth.
00:25:48Hey, are those the beans that I gave you for that cow that disappeared?
00:25:52You mean Henry ran away?
00:25:54Yes, and I want my beans back.
00:25:55Don't you dare disturb that beanstalk.
00:25:58It might lead up to the giant's castle.
00:25:59So what?
00:26:00So what?
00:26:02Maybe a brave boy will climb that beanstalk and kill the giant and save the princess and live happily ever
00:26:08after.
00:26:09Oh, no, Jack. The giant will kill you like he did your poor father.
00:26:13Have no fear, Mother.
00:26:15I'm going to climb that beanstalk and I'm going to kill the giant and avenge my father.
00:26:19And then I'm going to save the princess.
00:26:21And while I'm up there, I'll look for our little Nellie.
00:26:23You mean this boy had a sister?
00:26:26You poor unfortunate woman.
00:26:28Oh, no. Nellie was our hen who laid the golden eggs.
00:26:32A hen that lays a golden egg?
00:26:34Fourteen carat.
00:26:35Up there?
00:26:36Oh, sure.
00:26:37Well, let me help you, my boy.
00:26:39Goodbye, Mother.
00:26:40I'll go along with you.
00:26:41Goodbye, Mother.
00:26:41That's the boy.
00:26:43Take your time now.
00:26:44Here we go.
00:26:45Goodbye, Mother.
00:26:51Don't worry, Mrs. Strong.
00:26:52He won't be back.
00:26:53You don't understand.
00:26:55He wasn't much, but he was all I had.
00:27:10There goes Jack, the reckless fool.
00:27:14A scootin' up a beanstalk.
00:27:17And with another fool.
00:27:19Maybe tonight the two will be bottlin' alcohol.
00:27:23There goes Jack, the village loon.
00:27:27And almost up the beanstalk.
00:27:30Scamperin' to the moon.
00:27:32Doesn't know what he's doing.
00:27:33He's hurryin' to his rune.
00:27:36No giant finds it bothersome to grapple with the midget.
00:27:40He'll pin in Jack beneath his thumb and spank him with a digit.
00:27:44Spank him with a digit.
00:27:48Jack and the beanstalk will long remember when.
00:27:52He shimmied up the stock to build a giant in his day.
00:27:57Once up the beanstalk, if Jack is set upon.
00:28:01Then Jack be nimble.
00:28:03Jack be quick.
00:28:04Oh, Jack, you're good as fun.
00:28:05Up, up, up, up, up, there he goes.
00:28:10Up to where nobody knows.
00:28:15Long is the beanstalk and short is little Jack.
00:28:19The long and short of it is busy ever comin' back.
00:28:24Jack and the beanstalk, there goes Jack.
00:28:29What is Jack ever comin' back?
00:28:32I'll be back and when I reappear with the giant by the pier.
00:28:38You will tell the kids the legend of the famous giant killer.
00:28:45Jack and the beanstalk, Jack and the beanstalk, Jack and the beanstalk.
00:28:50Jack and the beanstalk, Jack and the beanstalk, Jack and the beanstalk, Jack and the beanstalk.
00:29:08Jack and the beanstalk, Jack and the beanstalk, Jack and the beanstalk.
00:29:49Come on, Mr. Big-a-Push.
00:29:53Here, here.
00:29:54Now, wait a minute.
00:29:56Wait a minute.
00:29:58Take it easy.
00:30:05Let's go.
00:30:06Okay.
00:30:19The giant!
00:30:20I'm the butcher.
00:30:22Well, cut me up.
00:30:25Mr. Tinklepuss.
00:30:26What?
00:30:26The giant's a castle.
00:30:29Hey, you're right.
00:30:31Look at it.
00:30:35Come on.
00:30:37We're in giant land.
00:30:47Wait a minute.
00:30:48Hmm?
00:30:49Look at those footprints.
00:30:51Uh-oh.
00:30:52We must be getting close to the giant.
00:30:55Come on.
00:31:00Mr. Tinklepuss.
00:31:02Now, wait a minute.
00:31:03Are you sure that hen Nellie lays golden eggs?
00:31:06Uh-huh.
00:31:07Fourteen carat?
00:31:08Uh-huh.
00:31:09Well, then don't be afraid.
00:31:11I won't.
00:31:11Just follow me.
00:31:33Wait a minute.
00:31:34Hey.
00:31:34Mr. Tinklepuss.
00:31:35What's the matter?
00:31:35How come your shadow is bigger than mine?
00:31:37Well, the taller you are, the taller your shadow.
00:31:40You see, that's the basic principle of mathematics.
00:31:43I am shorter than you.
00:31:46Therefore, my shadow should be smaller than yours.
00:31:50Mathematically speaking, right?
00:31:52Right.
00:31:52Why?
00:31:53My shadow is making a fool out of your mathematics.
00:31:57Why, that's impossible.
00:31:59That can't be your shadow.
00:32:01No?
00:32:02Well, watch this.
00:32:11Amazing.
00:32:12Eh?
00:32:13You think so?
00:32:13Now, watch this.
00:32:19Can you imagine that?
00:32:21Now, if I didn't see this with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it.
00:32:25It's absolute...
00:32:26It's...
00:32:29Hey.
00:32:31What?
00:32:31This...
00:32:32This...
00:32:40Let me just take a portion.
00:32:41You've got to look at this.
00:32:42This is terrific.
00:32:44This is terrific.
00:33:03Mr. Dinkalpuss.
00:33:06Mr. Dinkalpuss.
00:33:10Oh, I think he's afraid of my shadow.
00:33:13Why don't you be like me?
00:33:15I'm brave.
00:33:17Because...
00:33:18I fear nothing when I am in the right.
00:33:22Whoever pushes me around will find me full of fight.
00:33:31I fear nothing when I do nothing wrong.
00:33:36And so I toddle on my way and sing a merry song.
00:33:46I'll be defiant and be obstreperous.
00:33:52If any giant should try salt and pepperous.
00:33:56And I'll rise up, up to my fullest height.
00:34:01Because I fear absolutely nothing when I am in the right.
00:34:11A man believes what he believes.
00:34:14And by these principles a man must stand.
00:34:16A time will come for rolled up sleeves.
00:34:19And it might help to have a fist on hand.
00:34:21If I believe that I am right, there's only one thing to be done.
00:34:26I don't go looking for a fight, but I have never run away from one.
00:34:33But only fools will take a dare.
00:34:36And there are things that only fools defy.
00:34:38If you smell trouble in the air...
00:34:41I'll hold my breath until a breeze blows by.
00:34:45I'll snore defiance like some rhinoceros.
00:34:51Afraid of giants, now isn't that preposterous?
00:34:56I find courage, a thing of great delight.
00:35:01Sync filiae and filiae, with steady hand and stilii.
00:35:06I fear nothing when I am in the right.
00:36:00Close theaches in the right.
00:36:12how did you get here before me i made a new path through the forest did you see what i
00:36:15saw
00:36:16did you see that giant he's as big as the trees please why did you ever talk me into this
00:36:22thing
00:36:22i didn't talk you into this now listen you know my reputation in the village
00:36:25you know i had to listen to you why did i ever let you do it why did you do
00:36:30it don't stand there
00:36:30with your mouth wide open say something mr dinklepuss i'm up here to save the princess
00:36:35the princess we gotta save her you're right there's the castle
00:36:41let's go come on i what am i doing go ahead
00:36:58thank you
00:37:04oh it's beautiful but it's a trifle too small for me a trifle she says glory being i do send
00:37:12you
00:37:12why the master keeps a wench like you around he likes my cooking and i don't want to hear another
00:37:18word out of you a cooking can you make an irish stew can you boil a potato like me poor
00:37:24mother used to
00:37:24boil them i can put you back in the cupboard if you don't shut up and i can tell the
00:37:28master you never
00:37:28put the princess in her cell like he told you to you win this time patrick always wins
00:37:36come back to work
00:37:40that is in fine voice i am today i still can't believe that harp talks he talks too much
00:37:49how do i look ready to be locked up what do i have to be orders me dainty beauty orders
00:37:56unfortunately he's
00:38:02right
00:38:03i meant to ask you are you the giant's wife heavens no i'm his housekeeper he stole me last year
00:38:09from
00:38:09another kingdom well what will he do with me release you for ransom money perhaps and if there
00:38:15is no ransom money you'd make a lovely sunday dinner
00:38:35music in a dungeon like this thank you for calling in music whoever you may be who is he
00:38:41who are you just a girl from the village below what's your name
00:39:03um darlene are you as pretty as your name my guess is yes
00:39:13that's a nice melody are there words to it not yet but there can be by tonight
00:39:19what will you be doing what did you have in mind a rendezvous in the garden
00:39:26i'll speak to the giant about it
00:39:28i smell the blood of an englishman
00:39:35be he alive or be he dead i'll grind his bones to make my bread
00:39:43mr if i'm too heavy for you i just leave walk me too
00:39:57open the door
00:39:58take me with you
00:40:02open the door
00:40:06open the door
00:40:22here's some extra help for the kitchen you're a little one aren't you but i grow on people
00:40:29bless you me boy bless you who said that what do you know a talking harp
00:40:36you said that i said bless you and i'm sorry now that i see your silly little face in me
00:40:40closer
00:40:43thank you master oh it is a sight for sore eyes it is yeah thank you patrick well i'm off
00:40:49the hunt in the forest
00:40:50will you want any supper just a midnight snack anyone we know could be
00:40:59what's the matter with you did you hear that i hope it's not me
00:41:06well what's the matter with you
00:41:10you're standing on my foot
00:41:14come with me
00:41:24i'll show you what you're supposed to do yeah you show me and i'll show him make the little
00:41:28fat one work till his back breaks oh i love the sound of cracking bones you're a bad heart and
00:41:33you're gonna have a bad end sticks and stones sticks and stones all right blabbermouth into the
00:41:39cupboard you go don't you dare put me in that dark cupboard again don't you dare a thousand
00:41:44curses on you well i'll have me revenge come back to where my morning my morning a thousand curses
00:41:51on you master
00:41:58that harp had very bad branging up you must be hungry would you like a glass of milk before supper
00:42:03is ready
00:42:04uh thanks thank you miss or is it miss it's miss why
00:42:08well when i look at you now now wait now now you're too young to go out with girls yeah
00:42:13but
00:42:14this might age me fast here's to us now leave that alone i don't lose any of it well don't
00:42:21get hoggish
00:42:22to us why you sweep me off my feet i'd need a little help for that well here
00:42:32it's henry's she's here how do you know no other milk ever tasted this pleasant where is she there's
00:42:40plenty of time for that but i have an idea how we can escape if you're interested we're interested not
00:42:45me not unless i can take along the princess does she mean that much to you oh no you jealous
00:42:52you
00:42:54needn't be i promised my mother that i would return home with the princess
00:42:57and after all a boy's best mother is his friend hmm huh is that right now
00:43:10your song's finished my song listen
00:43:19darling
00:43:21Darlene, a song for Darlene. Darlene, for you alone. Darlene, your name is music. Music I've never known.
00:43:48He walks in heaven, who walks with music. And it's heaven being here, heaven being very near.
00:44:13Darlene, my darling, Darlene. Darlene, my song is yours.
00:44:38Oh, that's beautiful.
00:44:40It's mush.
00:44:41Jack.
00:44:42Princess.
00:44:43Shhh. Don't call me that.
00:44:45What do you hear? Incognito?
00:44:47Well, sort of. There's a young man in the next cell and I don't want him to know who I
00:44:50am.
00:44:51Why not?
00:44:52All my life I've wanted someone to know me as me, not as Princess Eloise.
00:44:58You have but the command, Your Highness.
00:45:00Here, eat this.
00:45:02That will make you good and strong so we can sail over the wall.
00:45:05Sail me over the wall?
00:45:07Yes, we're going to build catapults out in the garden.
00:45:09And the housekeeper, she thought of it.
00:45:11She's on our side.
00:45:12Wonderful.
00:45:14You don't suppose she'd let us out tonight for a rendezvous in the garden?
00:45:18Princess, I didn't think that you cared for me.
00:45:22Not you.
00:45:23I meant the young man I told you about.
00:45:26Oh.
00:45:28Well, if I approve.
00:45:30After all, I am one of your royal subjects.
00:45:32And I do so want to see our Princess go out with the right fellow.
00:45:37Goodbye, Your Highness.
00:45:44Prince Arthur.
00:45:46I wondered what happened to you.
00:45:48Say, aren't you the young fellow with a cow?
00:45:51I'm alone now.
00:45:53Here's your supper.
00:45:56I guess the Princess was disappointed when I didn't show up for the wedding.
00:45:59I never saw a girl cry so much in her life.
00:46:01What are you whispering for?
00:46:03I don't want the girl in the other cell to know I'm a prince.
00:46:06You know?
00:46:07No.
00:46:08Look, you seem to have some influence around here.
00:46:10You don't suppose you could...
00:46:11Let you out tonight so you could have a rendezvous in the garden?
00:46:14How did you know?
00:46:15It's a secret.
00:46:18But first of all, I'll have to get you some other clothes.
00:46:21Because the clothes you have on make you look too much like a prince.
00:46:23Prince?
00:46:24Er, Your Highness.
00:46:25Excuse me.
00:46:37What have you decided?
00:46:38Well, his parents don't have the background of yours.
00:46:41But he's a wonderful fellow.
00:46:43And your loyal subject approves.
00:46:45Thank you, Jack.
00:47:06I just got through telling the housekeeper.
00:47:08And now I'm going to tell you.
00:47:09What's on your mind?
00:47:10The prince is not the prince.
00:47:11And the princess is not the princess.
00:47:13Then who are they?
00:47:14Just a boy and girl in love.
00:47:15Tonight, I want you to order a full moon and keep the stars shining bright.
00:47:19History is going to be made tonight.
00:47:24Princess.
00:47:26Mr. Dinkelpuss, I just got through telling you.
00:47:28She's not the princess.
00:47:29She's Darlene, Marjorie Princess.
00:47:31Are these the catapults?
00:47:32Yes, this is my own creation.
00:47:34You see, all you have to do is get on here.
00:47:36I cut the rope and zoom you right over the wall.
00:47:39Will it work?
00:47:40She's asking me, will it work?
00:47:45I'm asking you, too.
00:47:46Will it work?
00:47:46Will it work?
00:47:47Get on here, Jack.
00:47:49Wait a minute.
00:47:49Is it dangerous?
00:47:50Well, it's far too dangerous for a human being.
00:47:53But get on here.
00:47:54I'll show you whether it'll work or not.
00:47:55Get it.
00:47:56Wait a minute.
00:47:56Too dangerous.
00:47:57Much too dangerous for a human being.
00:47:59Oh!
00:48:00Mmm!
00:48:02Come, princess.
00:48:03I mean, Darlene.
00:48:09Oh, it's a lovely night to be somebody else.
00:48:13Tell me, what's he like?
00:48:15He sings very pretty.
00:48:16Oh, I know, but shall I...
00:48:18Shall I let him kiss me if he tries?
00:48:21Oh, princess.
00:48:24Why not?
00:48:27I have your word you won't try to escape.
00:48:29You have my word.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:38Jack!
00:48:40Come on.
00:48:44He loves me.
00:48:46He loves me not.
00:48:49He loves me.
00:48:51Stop right there.
00:48:52Don't take a chance.
00:48:56You're...
00:48:57And you're...
00:48:59That's right.
00:49:01Is it?
00:49:01I didn't expect somebody, so...
00:49:05Neither did I.
00:49:08Won't you...
00:49:09Sit down?
00:49:11Thank you, I will.
00:49:15Would I be bold if I...
00:49:17If you put your armor on me?
00:49:24There's a dreamer's cloth that dreamers weave
00:49:30A tapestry of make-believe
00:49:39The fine brocade of all your schemes
00:49:49Exquisite fabric from the mill of dreams
00:49:56The threads are golden
00:50:01The threads are golden
00:50:02Of silken strands
00:50:07But not to hold in
00:50:11His eager hands
00:50:20Maybe if someday
00:50:22Maybe if someday
00:50:23Our arms entwine
00:50:27We'll weave a dreamer's cloth
00:50:32That's yours and mine
00:50:41Imagination
00:50:42Imagination isn't real
00:50:45But isn't it a spinning wheel
00:50:48That spins the fabric on the room
00:50:52The frame that has a world of room
00:51:00So spin your world
00:51:03And round you go
00:51:04And sew and stitch
00:51:06And stitch and sew
00:51:08The dreams you spin
00:51:10Are finely spun
00:51:12And dreamers' work
00:51:14Is never done
00:51:17The threads are golden
00:51:22The threads are golden
00:51:24Of silken strands
00:51:27But not to hold in
00:51:32These eager hands
00:51:38Maybe if someday
00:51:42Our arms entwine
00:51:47We'll weave a dreamer's cloth
00:51:51That's yours and mine
00:51:59If only dreamer's cloth
00:52:03Were yours and mine
00:52:15He's kissing her
00:52:17I mean, she's kissing him
00:52:25Oh, they're in love
00:52:31Dance?
00:52:34Yes
00:52:35Yes
00:52:35Me
00:55:23What are you doing with the hammer?
00:55:24What am I doing with the hammer?
00:55:25I'm going to tap every one of those hens
00:55:27till I find the one that lays the golden egg.
00:55:29Do you want a cracker?
00:55:30No.
00:55:31I'm sick and tired of that line.
00:55:36Mr. Dinglepuss, make sure you find Nellie.
00:55:39I'll find her, all right.
00:55:45Mr. Dinglepuss?
00:55:47Yes?
00:55:47Did you find Nellie yet?
00:55:48Not yet.
00:55:49Well, she's easy to find.
00:55:51She's pure white and wears a little red hat.
00:55:54Have you got that chicken food mixed up yet?
00:55:56Oh, it will be soon.
00:55:57And where do you see the eggs they lay?
00:55:59Well, hurry up.
00:56:00I've got to get to the catacults.
00:56:09I'm a little farm boy.
00:56:11I'm one guy that knows how to mix this food, Mr. Dinglepuss.
00:56:14Well, feed the chickens.
00:56:15I will.
00:56:35Go ahead and feed it to him.
00:56:36Okay.
00:56:37Chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky.
00:56:47And a good, good morning to you, master.
00:56:49Hey, don't go brah.
00:56:50Good morning, heart.
00:56:52Housekeeper, housekeeper.
00:56:56Where's my breakfast?
00:56:57On the way.
00:56:59And bring me my favorite hen.
00:57:00Oh, what, heaven forbid, do you see in that white feathered bitty?
00:57:04Golden eggs, Patrick.
00:57:05Solid golden eggs.
00:57:11The cells are unlocked and I put the keys back.
00:57:14The whispered, master.
00:57:15What are they whispering about?
00:57:17Oh, I hate him.
00:57:18Please take care of yourself.
00:57:22I think she's worried.
00:57:24She cares for me.
00:57:25Where's my breakfast?
00:57:28Yes, master.
00:57:29Here's the eggs.
00:57:30Everything is going fine.
00:57:32I'll go mad.
00:57:33Stark, raven mad if they don't stop that whispering.
00:57:35Hey, get a load of those jewels.
00:57:40Come on.
00:57:43Beautiful they are.
00:57:44But can't they bring you happiness?
00:57:49How'd that little one get in here?
00:57:53Where's my breakfast?
00:57:55You heard it, the giant.
00:58:01Can I help you put them away?
00:58:03Can I trust you?
00:58:05Why, what a ridiculous question.
00:58:08Can I trust you?
00:58:09Well, frankly, no.
00:58:12My jewel of jewels.
00:58:14My jewel of jewels.
00:58:16What can she do that I can't do?
00:58:18Can you lay a golden egg?
00:58:21I should have had the thought.
00:58:24Show him how talented you are.
00:58:29Lay, hen, lay.
00:58:38Nellie.
00:58:40Nellie.
00:58:41How could you?
00:58:46It's only gold.
00:58:48It's my main source of wealth.
00:58:51Take her away.
00:58:53You.
00:58:54Hey, yes, sir.
00:58:55I like a dishonest man who admits it.
00:58:58Carry these jewels back to the vault.
00:59:00She'll show you where it is.
00:59:01Yes, sir.
00:59:08Do I or don't I get my breakfast?
00:59:11Yes, sir.
00:59:12Man could starve around here.
00:59:13Make me a small omelet.
00:59:15Two eggs?
00:59:1622.
00:59:1822.
00:59:20Fresh laid this morning.
00:59:22I fixed them special breakfast food myself.
00:59:37I fixed them special breakfast food myself.
00:59:40Oh.
00:59:42Oh.
00:59:42Oh.
00:59:47Uh.
00:59:55Okay.
00:59:56Let's go.
01:00:38What's all that shooting around here?
01:00:40Don't ask me, ask the eggs.
01:00:42Eggs don't explode.
01:00:43Oh, no.
01:00:45Hold this.
01:01:04Ah, kill him.
01:01:24You numbskull.
01:01:30I can't eat you.
01:01:31Ruin my appetite.
01:01:33Oh, Mr. Giant, you should eat something.
01:01:36Yeah.
01:01:37Yeah.
01:01:38Yeah.
01:01:40No.
01:01:41No.
01:01:42Oh, yeah.
01:01:44Oh, no.
01:01:45No.
01:01:47No.
01:01:47No.
01:01:48Mr. Dinkalpuss!
01:01:51Mr. Dinkalpuss!
01:01:58Boy, where the giant gets at my stomach.
01:02:01I'll go get the giant.
01:02:06I smell the blood of an Englishman.
01:02:11Be he alive or be he dead.
01:02:16I grind his bones and make my bread.
01:02:23Mr. Dinkalpuss!
01:02:27Mr. Dinkalpuss!
01:02:31Oh, Mr. Giant, go on!
01:02:37The prince and the princess.
01:02:38They're trying to escape.
01:02:40What the?
01:02:41They've taken your jewels and your hand that lays the golden egg.
01:02:46The scoundrels!
01:02:48Keep him solid.
01:03:09Who's trying to steal my treasures?
01:03:12We are.
01:03:12What about them?
01:03:16What about them?
01:03:25Oh, nice work, Mr. Dinkalpuss.
01:03:27Hey, get everybody ready.
01:03:28Get the catapults all set, and I'll take care of him.
01:03:31Come on.
01:03:32Polly, get the chains.
01:03:34Hurry up.
01:03:35Hurry up, Polly.
01:03:36I want to get them all tied up.
01:03:44Hold up, Polly.
01:03:45Hold up.
01:03:46I have my stuff.
01:03:47I have my stuff.
01:03:50Okay, Polly.
01:03:52Okay.
01:03:53Go upstairs now.
01:03:54I'll take care of him.
01:04:09Oh, you still hurt.
01:04:12Oh, you still hurt.
01:04:14Oh.
01:04:17Ah, that's smart.
01:04:20Come on.
01:04:21Come on.
01:04:23Why aren't you folks out in the garden?
01:04:25The door's locked.
01:04:26Well, where's the key?
01:04:27The giant must have it.
01:04:28It isn't for the rest of the keys.
01:04:30Oh.
01:04:30How about the window?
01:04:31It's too high.
01:04:32Too high.
01:04:33Too high.
01:04:34Door's locked.
01:04:34The window's too high.
01:04:35Now what it'll do is...
01:04:36Think, Jack.
01:04:36Think.
01:04:38I got it.
01:04:39What?
01:04:39You take Darlene.
01:04:40Put her on the mantelpiece over the fireplace.
01:04:42Hurry up.
01:04:42Come on.
01:04:42Quick.
01:04:43Mr. Dinkalpuss, you and Polly get under the chandelier.
01:04:46Wait a minute.
01:04:46Wait a minute.
01:04:47Get under the chandelier.
01:04:48Hurry up.
01:05:06Master, master.
01:05:07Tis a black day indeed.
01:05:09You keep your mouth shut or I'll cut you to ribbons.
01:05:12Hey, hey.
01:05:12Come here.
01:05:13Now look.
01:05:14I'm going to get the chandelier over here.
01:05:15I'm going to put you on and sail you right out of the window.
01:05:17And Darlene's coming next.
01:05:18Now you get it.
01:05:19Quick, out.
01:05:35Here you are.
01:05:37Do be careful.
01:05:38I'll try.
01:05:49Come on, Mr. Dinkalpuss.
01:05:50You're next.
01:05:52I'll be right back.
01:05:53I forgot a couple of things.
01:06:09Mr. Dinkalpuss.
01:06:11Why, you greedy boy.
01:06:13What do you mean?
01:06:13What are you doing with the giant stools and my Nelly?
01:06:15Never mind that.
01:06:16Swing me out of here.
01:06:17Take your time.
01:06:18There's no rush.
01:06:19What do you mean?
01:06:19Rush.
01:06:20Quiet.
01:06:20Quiet, my little gold mine.
01:06:23It's my Nelly.
01:06:24Let me see the jewels.
01:06:25Oh, no.
01:06:25They're mine.
01:06:26All mine.
01:06:27I share them with no one.
01:06:28I come a long ways with...
01:06:30I come...
01:06:31Oh.
01:06:34Oh.
01:06:35Mr. Dinkalpuss, I have not seen a face like that since I've seen a pork chop in the window.
01:06:39And you have no fear.
01:06:41Polly and I, we chained the giant up down in the dungeon.
01:06:43He can't get away because I left him...
01:06:56Now, Mr. Dinkalpuss, can you come one step forward?
01:06:59I'll let you have it.
01:07:05Help me.
01:07:06Help me.
01:07:19Mr. Dinkalpuss, grab the chandelier and swing out the window.
01:07:22Here it comes.
01:07:34Are you all right?
01:07:36Yes.
01:07:37I'm all right.
01:07:38Come on, let's get to the catapults.
01:08:00Hey!
01:08:01Hey, you!
01:08:02Hey!
01:08:03Hey!
01:08:25Hey!
01:08:27Hey!
01:08:29There you go!
01:08:35Wait there, help me out of peace.
01:08:44Howard, who's she going to miss a girl?
01:08:46I will show you no mercy.
01:08:48I will...
01:08:50Hurry up, hurry up.
01:09:00Wait a minute, I'm...
01:09:01Hold on, stop, and wait a minute.
01:09:06Hold it, wait a minute.
01:09:23My sword!
01:09:24Hold it!
01:09:35Keep it, keep it!
01:09:37Keep it!
01:09:38Keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it!
01:10:04Let's go.
01:10:11I fear nothing when I'm in the right.
01:10:18All aboard for the Catapult Express.
01:10:20Well, cut the ropes.
01:10:21No, no, no, not that one.
01:10:22Cut those first.
01:10:23Then cut yours, but don't forget to get on.
01:10:25Okay.
01:10:27Good boy.
01:10:27Hey, want me to help you with the jewels?
01:10:29Oh, no, you don't.
01:10:30They're mine.
01:10:31Mine.
01:10:33Cut the ropes.
01:10:43All right, my boy.
01:10:45Hey, Jimmy.
01:10:49Goodbye, Mr. Giant.
01:10:51Here I go.
01:11:02Mr. Dinkapult.
01:11:06Oh, please come down and get me like a good little tree.
01:11:10Boy.
01:11:11Boy.
01:11:18Oh, boy.
01:11:25Why are you doing it?
01:11:27I don't know.
01:11:32Oh, my God.
01:11:35I don't know.
01:11:38I don't know.
01:11:39I don't know.
01:12:12Mr. Dinko Puss, Mr. Dinko Puss, the giant got me.
01:12:20Oh, what pain.
01:12:25I'm too young to die.
01:12:27Is this kid kidding?
01:12:30Mr. Dinko Puss, you gotta help me, so I...
01:12:44I don't know.
01:12:53Mr. Dinko Puss!
01:12:54Mr. Dinko Puss!
01:12:58Mr. Dinko Puss!
01:13:03Mr. Dinko Puss!
01:13:10That was a close one.
01:13:28What about Jack?
01:13:30I'm afraid he gave his life for us.
01:13:53I'm afraid he gave his life to pass.
01:13:54I'm afraid he gave his life to pass.
01:13:56I'm afraid he gave his life to pass.
01:13:57Uh-oh.
01:13:58Uh-oh.
01:13:58Oh, my God.
01:14:30Oh, my God.
01:14:59Oh, my God.
01:15:36Oh, my God.
01:15:41Oh, my God.
01:15:47Look, a diamond!
01:15:48I see three people descending.
01:15:50My dear boy Jack, do see him.
01:15:54Oh, Mary!
01:15:55You've come back to us.
01:15:57You'll be rich again.
01:16:00The king, the king!
01:16:02All hail the king!
01:16:27My daughter!
01:16:28Oh, thank heaven you're safe.
01:16:31She's the princess?
01:16:33Princess Eloise?
01:16:34Why, of course, Prince Arthur.
01:16:36Who did you think she was?
01:16:38But what are you doing in those clothes?
01:16:40You're Prince Arthur?
01:16:42A small world, isn't it?
01:16:44I never want to speak to you again as long as I live.
01:16:49Let us go, Father.
01:16:54Darlene, I mean Eloise.
01:16:56What's the difference who we are as long as we love each other?
01:16:59You knew all the time a prince couldn't break an engagement.
01:17:03And neither could a princess.
01:17:05How were you going to get out of marrying Prince Arthur?
01:17:08Well, how were you going to get out of marrying Princess Eloise?
01:17:10But that's who you two are.
01:17:12Don't you remember?
01:17:17Where's my poor boy?
01:17:18What's happened to Jack?
01:17:19The last I saw him, he was dueling unto death with a giant.
01:17:24Oh, but a braver lad never lived.
01:17:29Ready or not, here I come!
01:17:34Come on down!
01:17:35There's your boy, Ma!
01:17:37Let's go!
01:17:39Come on there, boy!
01:17:40Up coming!
01:17:40There's a hero if there ever was one.
01:17:42You should see him.
01:17:44Come on, boy.
01:17:45Mother!
01:17:45My boy!
01:17:47My boy, my boy!
01:17:50Oh, mother.
01:17:51When am I going to prove that I'm a man?
01:17:57Hey, giant!
01:17:58Hey, giant!
01:17:59Hey, giant!
01:18:00He's coming down with you!
01:18:04Come on!
01:18:05Look at me!
01:18:08Look at me!
01:18:10Look at me!
01:18:10Come on, come on!
01:18:16Oh, no!
01:18:18Oh, no!
01:18:21Ah!
01:18:21Ah!
01:18:21Ah!
01:18:22Oh, no!
01:18:29Oh, no!
01:18:38Come here.
01:19:05He went clear through to China.
01:19:15I wish the giant were alive, alive this very minute.
01:19:20Look inside his grave and see how lovely he looks in it.
01:19:24He's all laid out like a very good scout.
01:19:27And he never looked better in his life.
01:19:32We're happy to give the devil his due.
01:19:36And he never looked better in his life.
01:19:40We sing tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la, ah-ha-ha, tra-la-la.
01:19:45He's perpendicular, la-la-la, tra-la-la-la-la.
01:19:57He could only see himself, he wouldn't know the monster.
01:20:01And if he knew him, he would be the only one who wants to.
01:20:05He met his due.
01:20:07He fought down and go, boom.
01:20:09And he never looked better in his life.
01:20:14Someday, by gosh, he'll be acres of squash.
01:20:18And he never looked better in his life.
01:20:22He fell on his word of bra-la-la, ah-ha-ha, tra-la-la.
01:20:26He's perpendicular, la-la-la, tra-la-la-la-la.
01:20:38He's wearing several branches of the beanstalk for a necktie.
01:20:43I never seen a better-looking corpusledy necktie.
01:20:47His toes are curled, and he's out of this world.
01:20:51And he never looked better in his life.
01:20:55And there he lays to the end of his gaze.
01:20:59And he never looked better in his life.
01:21:04So tune up the orchestra, la-la, ah-ha-ha, tra-la-la.
01:21:08He's perpendicular, la-la-la, tra-la-la-la-la.
01:21:12A blissful, a scene, far on the village.
01:21:16Come on, come on.
01:21:17A little Jack and the beanstalk.
01:21:21Jack and the beanstalk will all remember when.
01:21:25I managed this, boy.
01:21:26He's got to stop to hear a giant in his den.
01:21:29When you pound your titties on your knees in the future nurseries.
01:21:33You will tell them all about the legend of the giant killer.
01:21:40Jack!
01:21:45Jack!
01:21:46Jack!
01:21:47Jack!
01:21:48Jack!
01:21:51Jack!
01:21:52Jack!
01:21:54Jack!
01:21:57Jack!
01:22:06You're the biggest racketeer kid I ever saw in my life!
01:22:13That!
01:22:14Oh, what!
01:22:16What happened?
01:22:17Miss, your brother's the toughest kid I ever saw.
01:22:20Hey, Dink, I had the most beautiful dream.
01:22:23Dream?
01:22:24Asleep on the job.
01:22:31Prince Arthur?
01:22:33Princess Louise?
01:22:34Mr. Dinklepuss?
01:22:37Dinklepuss?
01:22:38Are you all right?
01:22:40Right?
01:22:41Right?
01:22:42I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:22:48Whoever pushes me around will find me for my fight.
01:22:58I fear nothing when I do nothing wrong.
01:23:03And so I tallie on my way and sing a merry song.
01:23:08I fear nothing when I'm in a wild jsutter.
01:23:12I mean the beforecas google hú me fad a man and his loyal boy.
01:23:13Did you buy such a happy holiday?
01:23:16I feel like you're good in my home of love many more and more.
01:23:20The End
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