00:00Yasmin's up next, and for the benefit of her islanders,
00:04those things she's carrying are called books.
00:08They're like long TikToks, but with words.
00:13This is how to get the most perfect AI-generated posture.
00:21So I'm going to demonstrate and then copy what I do, essentially.
00:24Straight back.
00:26Imagine there is a string above your head, sitting up.
00:29Oh, you guys look so elegant.
00:31Place the book on top of your head.
00:34If I call your name out, if you stand up for me,
00:37and walk from here all the way to here.
00:41Oh, my God.
00:42Go on, Yasmin.
00:43And I'm going to rank who's got the best and worst posture.
00:47OK.
00:48This is very good.
00:49If you come up and start your stuff, Shakira.
00:53Woo!
00:55That's so crazy.
00:57Woo!
00:57Ooh, shaka-laka.
00:59I'm in the best place.
01:01You're ready.
01:03I'm in the best place.
01:04I'm in the best place.
01:06Yes, I'm in the best place.
01:08Yes, I'm in the best place.
01:10Woo!
01:11Yes!
01:12Ty, if you want to strut your stuff.
01:14He's stiff.
01:15Go on, Ty.
01:16Go on, Ty.
01:17Go on, Ty.
01:18He's very sophisticated.
01:21Best posture goes to Mr. Ty over here.
01:25Woo!
01:27And the worst posture has to go to Miss Shrimpy over there.
01:31Woo!
01:33I didn't want to see anyone in a C shape.
01:35At the end of the day, I think we should save being...
01:38Ah!
01:39No!
01:40Woo!
01:41Helena's doing a cabin crew themed roast and her comedy cuts like a knife.
01:45One of those little plastic ones they give you on the plane that won't open your bread roll.
01:48Come fly with me.
01:50Let's fly.
01:51Let's fly away.
01:53I would like to welcome you on board this no-good airlines flight on a one-way ticket to hell.
02:00Attention passengers, please stow your partners in the overhead compartments as our two season
02:07ticket travellers, Blue and Megan, are back on board for their second attempts at love.
02:12Please direct your attention to the front while we explain what to do in the unlikely event
02:17that somebody asks you to go exclusive and then fucks you off two days later.
02:21In case of an emergency, your shite mullet and kid speedos will not save you.
02:29If you've been playing it safe, start an economy, but you see your future starting business with
02:35a girl in arseless chaps, then your exits and airbags are straight off your bird's chest.
02:42If Dijon comes and asks you for your 17th getting to know you chat during the flight, please feel
02:47free to press a cool bow at any time and Meg will appear in 0.3 seconds.
02:54Jamie, in the event of ditching into water, please put on your life jacket.
03:00It's so easy.
03:03You must have been born again.
03:06You must adopt the base position, which is that, but you might need help bending your
03:12bird's back for that one.
03:14So the girls sat in seat 4B who claim that they don't like drama.
03:22You started three triangles before we've even hit cruising altitudes.
03:26Please secure your Princess Jasmine dress and I think you might need an extra seat belt to
03:30secure your man.
03:34We will be serving a complimentary trolley of women on today's flight, but don't fear,
03:39they've all been tried and tested by Captain Connor.
03:42Please be advised that Cash and Tony will break up and get back together at least twice
03:48before we land.
03:49We thank you for choosing to fly with no good airlines where we pride ourselves in no good
03:55loyalty, no good morals and no bloody return.
03:59That was so much fun to have everyone sat around the fire pit pissing themselves at Harry's downfall.
04:07Pack up, let's fly away!
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