- 3 months ago
Never Cross The Line With The Billionaire 1
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00:00:00VIP passenger on the Hawkeye 42s may be right today.
00:00:04Welcome, Mr. Jet Hawking.
00:00:06Here's your ticket, sir.
00:00:07Ready, ladies?
00:00:10Excuse me, sir.
00:00:11You can't sit here.
00:00:13This is first class.
00:00:16You know what? You've been paying for this.
00:00:19Attention passengers, we're going to perform an emergency landing.
00:00:30I guarantee you all the passengers, John Borg.
00:00:33We'll make it out of life.
00:00:34Fuck it.
00:00:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:00:42Who started the party without me?
00:00:45We're going to take it to the ride.
00:00:50It's Jet Hawking.
00:00:51Hit the lights.
00:00:52Yes, VIP passenger on the Hawkeye 42s may be flight today.
00:01:04I heard he's the secret Maple Airlines investor everyone's been talking about.
00:01:07He's supposed to be the richest man in the world.
00:01:10What did you say, William?
00:01:111A.
00:01:12Oh, my God.
00:01:14If I book him as my sugar daddy, I never have to work again.
00:01:17Oh, please.
00:01:17We all know that I'm the Marilyn Monroe of this cabin crew.
00:01:21If anyone's going to bag this secret millionaire's attention, it's me.
00:01:26Well, maybe he's not a fool's guy.
00:01:28Maybe he's an ass guy.
00:01:38Ready, ladies?
00:01:39Not yet.
00:01:40I think.
00:01:42We'll take off is in 30 minutes.
00:01:44So we focus more on getting ready and less on gossip.
00:01:51Why does Evelyn have to be our lead?
00:01:54She's probably going to try and bag that secret billionaire for herself.
00:01:57Welcome, Mr. Jed Hawkins.
00:02:10What's with the spectacle?
00:02:11I told you I can get here on my own.
00:02:13It's our job to keep you safe, sir.
00:02:15You're our airline's top investor.
00:02:16Sylvia, the whole idea was for me to disguise myself as ground crew so I can observe our airline's service quality.
00:02:22That's for me like I'm the goddamn president of the United States.
00:02:25It isn't exactly helping.
00:02:26I apologize.
00:02:28Here's your ticket, sir.
00:02:34Better not see anyone following me.
00:02:42Welcome aboard Maple Airlines.
00:02:53Sorry for running late.
00:02:54Just, you know, to build L.A. traffic.
00:03:02That guy is not the VIP passenger.
00:03:05Not a chance.
00:03:05He's nothing but a filthy ground crew worker.
00:03:12Excuse me, sir.
00:03:13You can't sit here.
00:03:15And why is that?
00:03:16This is first class.
00:03:19Economy is back there in the main cabin.
00:03:22Yeah.
00:03:23It's okay.
00:03:24I like where I'm sitting.
00:03:26Give me a break.
00:03:28With the dirt rags you're wearing.
00:03:30Well, I like what I'm wearing.
00:03:32First class is for the social elites.
00:03:35Millionaires and CEOs.
00:03:37But you, you're nothing but a washed-up grounds crew worker.
00:03:42You belong out there, handling baggage.
00:03:46Miss, you really shouldn't judge other people by what they're wearing.
00:03:49Now, if you don't believe me, you can check the booking records.
00:03:52The booking records will confirm that this seat is reserved for our most distinguished passenger.
00:03:59Maple Airlines' top investor.
00:04:03That's exactly right.
00:04:05Oh, when you get a chance, I would love a cup of coffee.
00:04:08Just black.
00:04:09Thanks.
00:04:12Tyler!
00:04:14Get over here!
00:04:17We have a low-life grounds crew worker who snuck on the plane without a ticket.
00:04:21What did you just call me?
00:04:23He's sitting in first class and refusing to leave.
00:04:27Shit, I'll clear it.
00:04:29I'll take care of it.
00:04:34Hey, you were coffee, right?
00:04:36I did.
00:04:37Thanks.
00:04:40Yes.
00:04:42Oh, no.
00:04:43Oh, no.
00:04:44Oh, no.
00:04:45Oh, no.
00:04:46Oh, no.
00:04:51Fucker.
00:04:53That is why we don't serve coffee to minimum wage dirtbag.
00:04:56Well, you try to spill the coffee on me first.
00:04:59Where are your manners?
00:05:00That's it.
00:05:01Enough playing games.
00:05:02Where is your ticket?
00:05:04Word of advice.
00:05:05That's nice the next time.
00:05:06Where's my ticket?
00:05:17Doesn't look like there will be a next time.
00:05:19See this, folks?
00:05:20Just another wannabe trying to scam his way into first class.
00:05:24Just get Kim off the plane.
00:05:25Shh.
00:05:25We got this.
00:05:26Time's up, buddy.
00:05:27Listen.
00:05:28I have a ticket.
00:05:29How else would I have gotten on that airplane?
00:05:31I mean, look at this.
00:05:32Listen, you have single-handedly turned first class into a first grade junkyard.
00:05:36You're the one who tried to spill coffee on me.
00:05:38You're the one who tried to...
00:05:39No, listen.
00:05:39This is going to be one of two ways.
00:05:41Either you lick this shit up, or I'll have airport security remove you from this plane.
00:05:48Got it?
00:05:50Mr. That's me nicely.
00:05:52And you think airport security is going to listen to you over me?
00:05:57Of course they will.
00:05:58FAA regulations state when you enter a vessel that is larger and heavier than air, and hence
00:06:04wings, right, with an engine that propels you into the sky, we are in charge.
00:06:10So, yes.
00:06:11Who the hell do you think you are?
00:06:13I own this airline.
00:06:15That's it.
00:06:16Enough playtime.
00:06:16Let's go.
00:06:17Get out.
00:06:25No!
00:06:26And who do you think you are to touch me?
00:06:28It's true.
00:06:33Ninja or something.
00:06:34That's it.
00:06:34We've got to get him out of here.
00:06:36I'm calling airport security.
00:06:37This flight attendant is assaulting a passenger.
00:06:40And Maple Airlines is the best service in the industry.
00:06:44Give me that phone.
00:06:46That video needs to be deleted.
00:06:48Not a chance.
00:06:49The public deserves to know about your abusive service.
00:06:52She's right.
00:06:53This needs to be documented.
00:06:54Delete that video.
00:06:57Or you'll all be banned from Maple Airlines.
00:07:00For life!
00:07:06Ma'am, you have to see this.
00:07:08What on earth?
00:07:13Contact the pilot for that flight and tell them to delay takeoff.
00:07:16I'm going on board.
00:07:17You don't understand.
00:07:29That man snuck on board without a ticket.
00:07:31He's a stowaway.
00:07:33That's right, folks.
00:07:34For all we know, he could be trying to hijack this plane.
00:07:37Okay?
00:07:38This is for your own safety.
00:07:39He's been pulling our leg this whole time.
00:07:41Kick him out.
00:07:42Hell, fuck that guy.
00:07:44Out of last thing, I needed some hobo to run on my travel plans.
00:07:48Attention, passengers.
00:07:49Welcome aboard Maple Airlines flight 451.
00:07:52Due to some unforeseen circumstances, we're going to be delaying takeoff.
00:07:56But hang tight.
00:07:57We'll be in the air shortly.
00:07:59We really appreciate your patience.
00:08:01God damn it.
00:08:02This fucking ticketless fuck is going to make me miss my connecting flight.
00:08:05Somebody call airport security.
00:08:08What a shit show.
00:08:09This guy should be kicked out of TSA.
00:08:12Calm down.
00:08:14Ladies and gents, I have a ticket.
00:08:17Okay.
00:08:20If you can't show us the ticket, then you can't be on this flight.
00:08:25It's time to go.
00:08:29Keep your hands off my property.
00:08:32Sorry, but we're at capacity.
00:08:34No room for dead weight like you.
00:08:36Dead weight?
00:08:38I think you two are the dead weight on my property.
00:08:45What property?
00:08:46You're poor.
00:08:47Your property is trash.
00:08:50I'm warning you.
00:08:50How would a dirt poor laborer like you even afford a guitar?
00:09:16You probably stole it from one of the passengers.
00:09:22This was a gift from my late wife.
00:09:28Maple Airlines is named after her.
00:09:31Do you realize it was honoring you've disgraced?
00:09:34Sure.
00:09:35A lot of people are named Maple.
00:09:38You can claim whatever you want.
00:09:40It doesn't change the fact that you and this piece of junk belong in the garbage.
00:09:44Well, one thing's for sure.
00:09:48This guitar is nowhere near as valuable as all of the time we have ways to try to get you off this flight.
00:09:54The sooner this guitar gets smashed, the better.
00:09:57See?
00:09:58We're doing you a favor by smashing it.
00:10:01Don't you dare.
00:10:04Look, I don't care.
00:10:06Whatever you are.
00:10:08You want money?
00:10:10I have plenty.
00:10:11But more than that,
00:10:13who I am
00:10:14makes me a nightmare for people like you.
00:10:21Airport security?
00:10:23They've got a passenger string of trouble on Maple Airlines flight 451?
00:10:27Yes, send someone now!
00:10:29Are you threatening us?
00:10:32We work for Maple Airlines,
00:10:34owned by the richest man in the world, Jet Hawkins.
00:10:38You are so dead.
00:10:40I'm Jet Hawkins.
00:10:41Wait till these dimwits find out I'm their boss.
00:10:45This guitar better not be broken.
00:10:47Because if it is...
00:10:49You'll what?
00:10:50Beg me for money to buy a new one because you can't afford it on your dirt boy's salary?
00:10:57I won't be the one begging.
00:11:00You will.
00:11:01Who's the one stirring up trouble?
00:11:03That man with the guitar.
00:11:04He snuck on board without a ticket and he threatened a flight attendant.
00:11:08Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your hands off the guitar case.
00:11:11He could be hiding a bomb in there.
00:11:14Maybe he's trying to blow up the plane.
00:11:16Oh my God, quick!
00:11:17Take the case!
00:11:18Hurry up before we all die!
00:11:20Sir, I'm not going to ask twice.
00:11:22Get your hands off the case.
00:11:23None of you hold rank high enough to search my belongings.
00:11:31He is nothing but a bottom-feeding ground stuff.
00:11:35We're all literally leagues above him.
00:11:37If you would like to see my late wife's handiwork, I would gladly open my case and show you all.
00:11:46Go for it.
00:11:47It's a trap.
00:11:48Don't fucking trust him.
00:11:49He's a terrorist.
00:11:49He's a terrorist.
00:11:50What's all this fuss about?
00:12:00Ma'am.
00:12:09Sir, I'm Evelyn, late flight attendant.
00:12:13Here at Maple Airlines, we take the proper handling of our passengers' belongings very seriously.
00:12:18And I can assure you nothing else will happen to your guitar.
00:12:23Isn't she the top lead flight attendant at our airline?
00:12:26I'm undercover, so it's best not to cause a scene and rebuild my identity.
00:12:32You seem trustworthy.
00:12:35Unlike you.
00:12:42Watch out, Tyler.
00:13:03This is the customer service hour airline is so well-known for.
00:13:06You judge those beneath you when you act like monsters yourselves.
00:13:13You know, you're more than welcome to file a compensation claim for them.
00:13:20Deadline's Friday.
00:13:22But of course, the airline's conclusion may very well be that the rinkity-dink old guitar
00:13:27might be completely worthless.
00:13:31That's for you.
00:13:35That's what I thought.
00:13:36Baggage boy.
00:13:51My wife handcrafted this guitar with exquisite 1980s Cuban mahogany for me.
00:14:00Let me remind you.
00:14:03The company you worked for is named after her.
00:14:09Why is he so serious?
00:14:10Is he really related to the owner of this airline?
00:14:15She was a saint.
00:14:17Offering jobs to the homeless gave him a second chance.
00:14:19But you...
00:14:20To get your dirty fingers off me, please.
00:14:22You?
00:14:23Arogan stuck-up pricks.
00:14:25I think you get to decide who's first class, who's econ class,
00:14:30when you can't even discern the values that this company was built upon.
00:14:33You're both...
00:14:33You're both...
00:14:35Disgrace of humanity.
00:14:39Security!
00:14:40Here!
00:14:42This baggage boy is trying to kill a flight attendant.
00:14:45Good God!
00:14:46Somebody tackle that man!
00:14:47Sylvia, I give you ten seconds to get here.
00:14:51Right now.
00:14:53Sylvia Stone?
00:14:55Uh, she's VP of Maple Airlines, only second to Jet Hawkins.
00:15:00God, you just won't stop pretending.
00:15:02Well, when Sylvia Stone gets here, with my ticket showing who I am,
00:15:10you'll all cower in fear.
00:15:12Are you all watching this clown show?
00:15:15This grounds crew worker couldn't even shine Ms. Stone's shoes,
00:15:19let alone get her on the phone.
00:15:21Don't believe that man!
00:15:23Throw him out!
00:15:24Throw him out!
00:15:25Throw him out!
00:15:26Throw him out!
00:15:27Throw him out!
00:15:28Throw him out!
00:15:29Throw him out!
00:15:30Throw him out!
00:15:31Throw him out!
00:15:31Throw him out!
00:15:37Did someone piss off my boss?
00:15:42God, that's the VP.
00:15:44She, like, runs shit here.
00:15:47Claire is beyond fucked.
00:15:49Explain this.
00:15:51Ms. Stone, this baggage boy snuck into first class without a ticket.
00:15:57He's delayed the flight and we're having him removed.
00:16:00Having him removed?
00:16:02Is this how you treat first class passengers?
00:16:06Take a good look at the nightmare you've created for us.
00:16:14Great work, everyone.
00:16:15Thanks to you, our company's stocks have lost over a billion dollars in the past 20 minutes.
00:16:20Don't blame me.
00:16:22Blame this fraud who snuck on board without a ticket and insisted on sitting in first class.
00:16:27He says he doesn't have a ticket.
00:16:29Sir, you dropped your ticket just before boarding.
00:16:36I wanted to make sure you received it.
00:16:38So, you're really the chief?
00:16:43You're really the chief?
00:16:47You're really the chief?
00:16:49That's what they call me.
00:16:54Chief.
00:16:55The CEO, Mr. Hawkins, only ever uses his alias on documents to keep a low profile.
00:17:01You're welcome.
00:17:01First class.
00:17:03First class.
00:17:05Well, now that I've proven I belong here, oh, so precious.
00:17:08First class.
00:17:09Now that I care about status.
00:17:12I do expect reparations to be made.
00:17:15Reparations?
00:17:16What the hell did you do to him?
00:17:20I'm so sorry.
00:17:21I'm, I'm, I'm so sorry.
00:17:24Sir, sir, I made a mistake.
00:17:26Oh, God.
00:17:27I told you what would happen if you judged people on their covers.
00:17:33You two broke my wife's guitar.
00:17:37She gave that to me the day the airline opened.
00:17:40I made a terrible mistake.
00:17:42Sir, I'm so sorry.
00:17:49It's all our fault.
00:17:51No, no, this isn't your fault.
00:17:53You don't have to worry.
00:17:53No, no.
00:17:55I'm their team leader and I have to take responsibility.
00:17:58Now this girl, Evelyn, is the right kind of leadership I value in our company.
00:18:02I am friends with the owner of the best music repair shop in LA.
00:18:06And if you're willing to trust me, I can ask him to piece your guitar back together.
00:18:12You dimwits are fired.
00:18:20And I'll see to it that you never work for another airline company ever again.
00:18:23Effectively, immediately, your employment with Maple Airlines has been terminated.
00:18:28Please, please, give us another chance.
00:18:31Please.
00:18:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:33Please, out of my way.
00:18:35Please.
00:18:35Please.
00:18:36No.
00:18:37Please, no.
00:18:38I don't want to go.
00:18:39I don't want to go.
00:18:40I don't want to go.
00:18:41I don't want to go.
00:18:45Give me another chance.
00:18:46No.
00:18:47Tyler, please.
00:18:48No.
00:18:53I am so sorry about the ordeal, sir.
00:18:56Please enjoy the rest of your flight.
00:18:58Thank you, Sylvia.
00:18:58That was intense.
00:19:09If the chairwoman came to porcelain give him his ticket, that old bag boy might actually
00:19:15be the mystery VIP passenger.
00:19:18You really think so?
00:19:20Why would a billionaire be wearing Crown Crew a uniform?
00:19:25Huh?
00:19:26That makes sense now.
00:19:28That old geezer really almost had me fooled.
00:19:31What are you talking about?
00:19:34Miss Stone only came because she saw the viral moment.
00:19:37She's here to protect the airline's reputation and stop the stocks from plummeting.
00:19:41That's the only reason why she fired Claire and gave that guy a ticket.
00:19:46There is no way he is the VIP passenger.
00:19:50Oh, fuck about the Lord, sir.
00:19:56Ah, fuck about the Lord.
00:20:00Mr. Nixon?
00:20:02Isn't that Maple Airlines' new general manager?
00:20:05Oh, so he's the mystery VIP passenger.
00:20:10So he is the mystery VIP passenger.
00:20:14Yes, I agree.
00:20:15That makes way more sense.
00:20:16What are you two chatting about over here?
00:20:24We're getting ready for takeoff, so you should return to your seats.
00:20:32Ladies and gentlemen, we're getting ready for takeoff.
00:20:35Please return to your seats and fasten your seatbelts.
00:20:38Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Maple Airlines flight 451 with service to John F. Kennedy International Airport.
00:20:55We have now reached an altitude of 20,000 feet, and cabin service will begin shortly.
00:21:12Thank you so much for your patience.
00:21:14Fuck me.
00:21:18These flight attendants just keep getting hotter.
00:21:20Jesus Christ.
00:21:22Mr. Dixon?
00:21:24Yeah?
00:21:24That's Evelyn Grant, Maple Airlines flight attendant of the year.
00:21:29Not only is she beautiful, she is damn good at her job.
00:21:32Yeah, whatever.
00:21:33Shut the fuck up, okay?
00:21:34Why don't you do something a favor?
00:21:35Why don't you call over here?
00:21:37Let's see how good at a job she really is.
00:21:38Excuse me, miss.
00:21:46Yes, how can I help you?
00:21:48Yeah, my seatbelt's a little tight.
00:21:53You think we can loosen it for me?
00:21:58Of course.
00:22:04Sir, if you could just keep still, please.
00:22:09Yeah, sure, I could do that.
00:22:13Help!
00:22:14Sir, please, keep your hands to yourself.
00:22:17Listen close, honey.
00:22:18I'm the general fucking manager of Maple Airlines.
00:22:21So if you don't obey my wishes, you're fucking fucked.
00:22:24Oh, fuck.
00:22:26Oh, my God.
00:22:27Help.
00:22:28Oh, just so fucking...
00:22:29Someone help, please.
00:22:30Help, please, someone.
00:22:32Oh, fuck!
00:22:35Since when does being general manager give you the right to sexually harass your staff?
00:22:38Ah!
00:22:40I'm sorry, but who the fuck are you?
00:22:46Don't change the topic.
00:22:48I ask you a question.
00:22:50What makes you think you can harass her?
00:22:52Look, bud.
00:22:53You're pushing 60, still lugging around 50-pound bags for a fucking living.
00:22:59So stop with a lecture on me on how to lead my life and mind your own fucking business.
00:23:05Anybody who harasses anyone on my plane, that is my damn business.
00:23:10You know what, fucker?
00:23:12What am I...
00:23:12Here's $5,000.
00:23:17Now go back to where you belong and sit next to the toilet in economy class where you fucking belong!
00:23:23Now that's power, baby.
00:23:25Like that?
00:23:26I know you want to be with a real man.
00:23:27Like me.
00:23:28God, you look so beautiful.
00:23:30Come here, baby.
00:23:32Oh, my God.
00:23:33What the fuck?
00:23:33If you go back to economy, I'll give you $500,000.
00:23:40What?
00:23:47You know what you're fucking messing with?
00:23:49I do.
00:23:50I'm messing with a toxic, abusive manager who harasses his employees.
00:23:54Wake up, Raps.
00:23:55You're a fucking minimum wage worker.
00:23:57That's something heroic, crusader, or fucking justice, or whatever the fuck you think you are.
00:24:02Sir?
00:24:03Mr. Dixon, he's the general manager.
00:24:06He's very powerful, and it's worth getting into a fight with him.
00:24:10Powerful man?
00:24:11Yeah.
00:24:12All I see is a pathetic, weak, insecure coward.
00:24:17Have you looked yourself in the mirror, man?
00:24:18I think you're talking about your own ugly ass!
00:24:21Sir, I...
00:24:22I really appreciate the effort, but...
00:24:25I don't want you to get fired.
00:24:27I'll just...
00:24:29I'll resign once we land.
00:24:31You won't have to resign.
00:24:33If anyone's gonna resign, it's gonna be him.
00:24:39Oh, me?
00:24:40Resign?
00:24:42I'm the general fucking manager, okay?
00:24:46There's only one person on this planet that can make me resign, and that's Jet fucking Hawkins himself!
00:24:50He has no clue on his boss.
00:24:54Play with him a bit longer.
00:24:55Jet Hawkins?
00:24:57Who's that again?
00:24:58This fucking guy.
00:24:59Wait, do you actually haven't heard of him?
00:25:01Everybody's talking about him.
00:25:03He's the billionaire with the monopoly on aeronautic of great steel.
00:25:07I mean, only higher ups have ever seen his face.
00:25:11Well, that guy.
00:25:13Oh, okay.
00:25:15Wow, you know him?
00:25:17Of course.
00:25:17Of course I do.
00:25:19I'm the general manager.
00:25:21Actually, matter of fact, my uncle's gonna take me to see him as soon as we land this plane.
00:25:25You know, because we got big business to discuss.
00:25:27Things that you don't know fucking nothing about.
00:25:29Oh.
00:25:30Oh.
00:25:30Oh.
00:25:31And, uh, who's your uncle again?
00:25:34He's the fucking CEO of Maple Airlines.
00:25:36Heard of him?
00:25:37Hello?
00:25:38Are you listening?
00:25:39See, that's really funny because I don't remember seeing that on Mr. Hawkins' schedule for today.
00:25:46Not to mention he doesn't typically meet with employees of your lowly stature.
00:25:51I'm the general fucking manager.
00:25:52I have every right to meet with him.
00:25:54But my question to you is, how the fuck do you know what Jet Hawkins' schedule looks like?
00:25:57Because I am Jet Hawkins.
00:26:00This old man's lastest fucking mind.
00:26:11Look at this guy, huh?
00:26:13What the fuck are you doing?
00:26:15Mr. Dixon, I think it would be a good idea if you just sat down and stayed quiet for a little while.
00:26:19We don't want any more complications.
00:26:21Complications?
00:26:23What the hell are you talking about?
00:26:25Today is this Hawkeye 42 aircraft's maiden flight.
00:26:28The whole world is watching.
00:26:29Yes, because today is also the first time Jet Hawkins' aircraft is doing a commercial flight.
00:26:36His aircrafts are the best.
00:26:38We've already had a viral video go out about employee misconduct.
00:26:41We can't have another rumor that could potentially harm our airline's reputation.
00:26:45Why are you so worried, by the way, huh?
00:26:47Ask my assistant.
00:26:49You do as I fucking say, you understand?
00:26:50Mr. Dixon, I just, I just, I don't want Mr. Hawkins and Mr. Cain.
00:26:55Cain is my fucking uncle, you idiot.
00:26:59You understand?
00:27:00He ain't gonna do shit.
00:27:00And if anyone here is foolish enough to tell any lies about me, I don't consider that your resignation.
00:27:08So come here.
00:27:10Right now.
00:27:11Come here.
00:27:11Right now!
00:27:12It's fine.
00:27:19You might fear this tyrant of their general manager, but I don't.
00:27:22It was many of me.
00:27:23You think you're invincible?
00:27:25Let me tell you.
00:27:25Abusing your power and sexually harassing your employee?
00:27:30Well, that is grounds for your immediate termination from Maple Airlines.
00:27:33Not to mention prison time.
00:27:34We're 35,000 feet in the air.
00:27:39Who's gonna dismiss me?
00:27:40You?
00:27:41Hmm?
00:27:41Bingo.
00:27:43Come on, Crash.
00:27:45You can't afford in-flight Wi-Fi with your minimum wage ground crew salary.
00:27:49Get the fuck out of here!
00:27:51Jed Hawkins here.
00:27:53Tell HR I want Robert Dixon to remove from the company
00:27:55within the next 30 seconds.
00:27:58I have to give it to you.
00:27:59You're a pretty good actor, old man.
00:28:00You know what?
00:28:01If you could make a phone call and get me fired,
00:28:05I'll jump out the fucking plane myself.
00:28:07No parachute.
00:28:19Sir?
00:28:20It's for you.
00:28:23Fucking wait right here, all right?
00:28:25Yeah.
00:28:29Yeah.
00:28:30What?
00:28:31You're firing me?
00:28:32You're...
00:28:33You can't fire me!
00:28:34You can't not fire me!
00:28:36What?
00:28:38You're firing me?
00:28:39You're...
00:28:40You can't fire me!
00:28:41You can't fire me!
00:28:42You can't fire me!
00:28:42You can't fire me!
00:28:47Who is he?
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:49No.
00:28:50I am the general manager, okay?
00:28:51I am unstoppable!
00:28:53This is a fucking scam!
00:28:55Fuck!
00:28:55You!
00:28:58You wrinkly, piss-poor baggage handler!
00:29:02You thought you could trick me with a prank phone call?
00:29:05You know what?
00:29:05You're gonna pay for this.
00:29:06Are you okay?
00:29:22Yeah.
00:29:23You saved me twice now.
00:29:26Attention passengers.
00:29:41This is your cabin speaking.
00:29:43We're expecting a little strong turbulence as we go through this patch of infinite weather.
00:29:49Please return to your seats and fasten your seatbelts.
00:29:52Jesus fucking Christ!
00:29:53Who gave this goddamn pilot his license?
00:29:55You're gonna get me fucking killed!
00:29:59Are you okay?
00:30:02I'm sorry.
00:30:15I...
00:30:16I didn't mean to...
00:30:17No, no, no, no.
00:30:18You saved me.
00:30:19Twice already.
00:30:20What the fuck are you guys doing?
00:30:22What the fuck are you guys doing?
00:30:22What the fuck are you guys doing?
00:30:32Attention passengers.
00:30:37We're going through a severe thunderstorm with dangerously high winds and heavy rains.
00:30:42We're not gonna last long here.
00:30:45And there are no nearby airports.
00:30:48So we're gonna perform an emergency landing.
00:30:52Please stay in your seats and stay calm.
00:30:55Emergency landing?
00:30:56What the fuck does that mean?
00:30:58Mr. Nixon, it means there's no airport available.
00:31:00We need to find some flat area to land like a field or something.
00:31:03I don't know.
00:31:03I can't get that.
00:31:04It's gonna be incredibly dangerous.
00:31:05All I know is that we have to land, but we're probably not gonna make it.
00:31:08Mr. Nixon, we're not gonna fucking make it.
00:31:11I can't.
00:31:14I just became the general fucking manager.
00:31:15I can't fucking die now.
00:31:21Everybody, calm down.
00:31:23Our captain has been with us for 30 years, and he has a perfect flight record.
00:31:27If anybody can land this airplane, it's him.
00:31:29I don't give a fucking rat's ass about a fucking perfect flight record.
00:31:33If he knew what he was doing, he wouldn't have fucking flown us in the eye of a middle of a fucking storm.
00:31:37Oh, my God.
00:31:38Oh, my God.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:31:40No, I can't die.
00:31:41I can't die tonight.
00:31:43I'm a general manager.
00:31:44I'm a general fucking manager.
00:31:45My life is worth more than everyone on this goddamn plane.
00:31:48So you go ahead and tell that fucking captain that if he crash lands this fucking plane,
00:31:53then I get every goddamn fucking pair of shoes.
00:31:57So that's it?
00:31:58Your life is the only one that matters.
00:32:00It's you.
00:32:01Your fucking bad luck.
00:32:02I knew it the second I saw you that this is gonna be a fight for me.
00:32:04Fuck Jesus fucking Christ.
00:32:07You're such a baby.
00:32:08Fuck you.
00:32:09Evelyn, tell this captain that you're gonna play around.
00:32:12I know where we can land.
00:32:13That's bad.
00:32:15Have you been in touch with the control tower?
00:32:21The storm's getting worse.
00:32:23If we don't connect with air traffic control, we're gonna have no other choice than to crash
00:32:28land.
00:32:29Man, we're flying over a mountainous region.
00:32:31It looks like the nearest field long enough for us to land in is over 200 miles away.
00:32:35We're gonna run out of fuel.
00:32:36Well, we don't have a plan B. We have no choice but to go for it.
00:32:40Captain, this might have to know some place where to land.
00:32:43Captain, Godspeed Racetrack has a two-mile stretch of straight road you can land on.
00:32:47It is no different than landing on a runway.
00:32:49This guy's full of shit.
00:32:50You know a racetrack is for cars.
00:32:51It's our fucking planes.
00:32:52In these conditions, I put our chances of pulling off a safe crash landing of less
00:32:56than 1%.
00:32:57So unless anybody has any better ideas, we need to aim for that racetrack.
00:33:01Fuck no!
00:33:02Okay?
00:33:02I'm not putting my life in the hands of some goddamn baggage handle, okay?
00:33:06That's suicide!
00:33:08Stop it!
00:33:08Are you insane?
00:33:10Listen to me.
00:33:12We're landing the plane at that racetrack.
00:33:14Trust me.
00:33:15I know what I'm talking about.
00:33:18He's just a baggage handle.
00:33:19He's just an old baggage handle.
00:33:20He doesn't know what he's doing.
00:33:21Please!
00:33:22Listen to me!
00:33:23No!
00:33:23No!
00:33:24Captain, I don't know about this.
00:33:26What the hell's wrong with you?
00:33:28You're risking the lives of hundreds of people.
00:33:29I was supposed to meet the most powerful man I know at the New York, Jeff fucking Hawking!
00:33:33Yeah, I'll get it to you.
00:33:34We lost contact with air traffic control.
00:33:36Landing at any airport right now is out of the question.
00:33:39Fuck!
00:33:39God damn it!
00:33:41No, no, no, no.
00:33:42My people are waiting for me on the tarmac.
00:33:44Hey, what the fuck are they supposed to do, huh?
00:33:46You know how long I've been preparing for this meeting with Mr. Hawking?
00:33:50Huh?
00:33:50Do you?
00:33:51One year!
00:33:51One fucking year of my time!
00:33:53Well, let me tell you.
00:33:55Where I descend is where they shall wait.
00:34:07Captain.
00:34:07Sir, my passengers' lives are at stake here.
00:34:11Are you even sure it's safe to land at this racetrack?
00:34:14This racetrack was specifically designed to serve as an airstrip in the event of emergency landings.
00:34:19I guarantee you all the passengers who are on board will make it all to life.
00:34:23Fuck it!
00:34:24Redirect the plane!
00:34:25We're gonna land Godspeed racetrack!
00:34:28Mr. Parsons, we just got word that Mr. Hawking's flight will be making an emergency landing on this racetrack.
00:34:46Double check the track for any potential hazards.
00:34:48If there's anything happen to Mr. Hawking, we will be following him right into the brain.
00:34:55Okay, enough planes, slick motherfucker!
00:34:57Not even the pilots, nor the traffic patrol, knows that you can use that raceway as an emergency landing!
00:35:03How the fuck did you get that intel?
00:35:05Because I own the racetrack.
00:35:10Oh, shit!
00:35:11You own it?
00:35:13Sir, I didn't know you were involved in auto racing.
00:35:16I wasn't young and dangerous once.
00:35:19No, get real.
00:35:20You know how much racetracks go for?
00:35:22I mean, they're just as much as airports.
00:35:23I have properties all over the world.
00:35:25This racetrack was just a side.
00:35:27Oh, shit!
00:35:33We're gonna make it out, okay?
00:35:35I promise.
00:35:38Sir, we're approaching the racetrack, but I can't make out any of the ground lights.
00:35:44With this kind of visibility, we can't land without something to guide us.
00:35:48Copy.
00:35:49I'll have him turn on the lights.
00:35:51Get the fuck out of here!
00:35:52This is Jed Hawkins.
00:35:54Hit the lights.
00:35:56All right.
00:36:05Service!
00:36:09geben返還!
00:36:09Help!
00:36:09And unut platform!
00:36:14Come And one!
00:36:17Come Go!
00:36:17They're all full of cars!
00:36:18Buy what?
00:36:19No!
00:36:19Get the fuck out of here!
00:36:20Get the fuck out of here!
00:36:21Get the fuck out of here!
00:36:22We're the الله!
00:36:22Get the fuck out of here!
00:36:23All right!
00:36:24The best way was...
00:36:24Help!
00:36:24Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it.
00:36:41We've landed a Godspeed racetrack.
00:36:43Sir, I don't know what we would have done without you.
00:36:46We would all have died.
00:36:48On behalf of everybody in this flight, thank you.
00:36:54Don't you fucking dare thank this ground crew fraud on my fucking behalf.
00:37:02Bottom of your sinister fucking plan.
00:37:05Sinister plan?
00:37:06He saved all of us, including you.
00:37:08Cut the fucking bullshit.
00:37:10Did you feel how smooth that we landed?
00:37:11That just proves that this whole fucking emergency thing was staged.
00:37:18Which means all you motherfuckers.
00:37:20You fucking landed this plane in the middle of nowhere.
00:37:23On purpose.
00:37:25Admit it, okay?
00:37:27You guys have some sort of fucking ulterior motive or some bullshit.
00:37:30What ulterior motives could he have?
00:37:32The second we get off this plane, it's going to look real ugly to you, sons of bitches.
00:37:37With all due respect, you're just the ex-general manager of Maple Airlines now.
00:37:43There's really nothing you can do to us.
00:37:45You sure about that, you old fuck?
00:37:47Here's the deal.
00:37:49If you come clean and you tell me your master fucking plan or whatever it is you just fucking did, I'll let you off the hook.
00:37:59Otherwise, you're not going to make it off this racetrack alive.
00:38:03So you're going to hold me hostage, then?
00:38:09Well, this should be fun.
00:38:12Fuck you.
00:38:13Fuck you.
00:38:14Fucking go.
00:38:15Fuck you.
00:38:15This motherfucker just stuck to me, okay?
00:38:29We're going to go.
00:38:29We're going to fuck this guy up.
00:38:31You understand?
00:38:31You understand?
00:38:31Okay, ground crew.
00:38:43I guess we're going to do this the hard way.
00:38:45Break this motherfucker's legs.
00:38:47And if anyone says anything about it, I'll pay the right people off.
00:38:50Matter of fact, don't break this fucker's legs.
00:38:53Kill this motherfucker now!
00:38:59Oh!
00:39:01What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:39:10Uncle Gabe!
00:39:14You're not going to call me uncle ever again.
00:39:17What?
00:39:18And you just pissed off my boss.
00:39:22Officer Hawkins, I am truly sorry for everything that transpired here today.
00:39:27Uncle, what the hell?
00:39:28Are you telling me that this old fucking man is the owner of Maple fucking Airlines?
00:39:35Fuck me!
00:39:36Did you just call our boss a washed-up old man?
00:39:39Fuck your boss!
00:39:41Your boss is a fucking baggage boy!
00:39:44He's a fucking nobody!
00:39:46Oh, fuck!
00:39:47Oh, fuck me!
00:39:49You're a goddamn fool.
00:39:50It's an insane behavior towards Mr. Hawkins on his plane.
00:39:54Could have cost me my job.
00:39:56I'm sorry.
00:39:57I'm sorry.
00:39:58I didn't know him.
00:39:59I swear!
00:39:59We can't get you fired!
00:40:00And now you!
00:40:01Shh!
00:40:07Kane.
00:40:08Mr. Hawkins doesn't have time to watch you and your dipshit nephew bicker like boys in a playground.
00:40:13So I suggest you drag him away from here before I have these guards beat you both to a pulp.
00:40:18I'm sorry.
00:40:18I will escort him out of here immediately.
00:40:21Let's go!
00:40:22Oh, fuck!
00:40:22Fuck!
00:40:23Okay!
00:40:23I'm sorry!
00:40:24I'm sorry!
00:40:25Please!
00:40:27Are you all right, Mr. Hawkins?
00:40:29You're not hurt, are you?
00:40:31No, I'm fine.
00:40:32Just in.
00:40:33I've been believing.
00:40:34No.
00:40:35Stop worrying about me.
00:40:37And, uh, do me a favor.
00:40:39Have a shuttle for the passengers on board.
00:40:41I'm sure they are so exhausted after all they've been through.
00:40:44Yes, sir.
00:41:00Thank you so much again for today.
00:41:02If it wasn't for you, I...
00:41:04I don't know what would have happened.
00:41:08I'm glad I could help.
00:41:09Actually, I wanted to ask you about something else.
00:41:15What is it?
00:41:17Could you pretend to be my boyfriend tomorrow?
00:41:20Pretend to be, um, your boyfriend?
00:41:26You don't think I'm too old for you?
00:41:27I'm sure you've heard of the Grant family.
00:41:31Well, I'm their sole heiress, and that's why my dad is pressuring me to marry.
00:41:36But, uh, I don't want to get married.
00:41:41Hence the looking for a fake boyfriend.
00:41:43I never would have guessed you were the Grant family heiress.
00:41:49Grant family heiress.
00:41:51It's a household name in New York.
00:41:53Yeah.
00:41:53Well, my dad told me that if I didn't bring a man home within three years, he'd find me a groom.
00:42:01And that was three years ago.
00:42:04But none of the fake boyfriends I found are any good.
00:42:07Every time they find out who my dad is, they freak and back out.
00:42:12But you...
00:42:13You're different.
00:42:16I don't think you would let a little storm in nerve you.
00:42:23Little.
00:42:25Or big.
00:42:27I think you're the only man who could win over my father.
00:42:31I've never had an offer like this before.
00:42:35I'll do it.
00:42:39Really?
00:42:42Great.
00:42:43Um, there's just one more thing.
00:42:50If you're going to pretend to be my boyfriend, you're going to have to act rich.
00:42:58Well, I am rich, so it should be easy.
00:43:04Yes.
00:43:04Yes.
00:43:05That's the exact vibe I'm going for.
00:43:07Um, I think there's still a bit of room for improvement, though.
00:43:15Okay, how about this?
00:43:17Could you dress like, um, like you make nine figures?
00:43:23Nine figures?
00:43:24Yeah.
00:43:25Yeah, like, um, like your net worth is $300 million.
00:43:32$300 million?
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:34Yeah, that's all I'm asking for.
00:43:36Okay, I'll see you here tomorrow at 2 p.m., okay?
00:43:42Don't be late.
00:43:50$300 million?
00:43:52I make that much in a day.
00:43:53How am I supposed to downgrade it?
00:44:01Evelyn, I don't understand why you insist on being a flight attendant when you could be living your best life as the Grant family earth.
00:44:08I know.
00:44:09I mean, what do flight attendants make anyways?
00:44:11$50,000 a year?
00:44:13My husband gives me more in spending money each week.
00:44:16See this bag?
00:44:18It's Chanel, limited edition.
00:44:21My husband bought it for me, and there are only three of these on the entire planet Earth.
00:44:26When you inherit your father's money, you're going to be able to buy all three of those and then some.
00:44:30Wait.
00:44:30Who said I'm going to inherit my father's fortune?
00:44:35I don't need my family's money.
00:44:36Ugh, fine.
00:44:38But if you're not going to take the inheritance for yourself, then at least find a handsome man to marry, pump out a few beautiful babies, and leave the money for them.
00:44:47I guess if you're trying to get away from your father, you might as well just have a family of your own.
00:44:52What do I look like to you?
00:44:54A baby-making machine?
00:44:55If my dad really wants an heir, then he can have a kid himself.
00:44:59Ev, stop being so stubborn.
00:45:02Okay, trust me, you're going to like this next guy I'm setting you up with.
00:45:05Girl, he's in finance.
00:45:06He's 6'5", blue eyes, the works.
00:45:08If I didn't have a boyfriend, I would be all on that.
00:45:11Well, ladies, actually, I already have a boyfriend.
00:45:15What?
00:45:17You have a boyfriend?
00:45:18Ev, oh my god.
00:45:23Okay, I love this for you.
00:45:25You have to tell us which one of these elite families is he from.
00:45:28I mean, you have to introduce us.
00:45:30Yeah, well, he's a little older.
00:45:36But I'm already in love with him.
00:45:40Okay, you'll like him.
00:45:42Let's go meet him.
00:45:48Mr. Hawkins?
00:45:57Yeah, where is he?
00:45:59Making three absolute hotties like us wait around in a garage?
00:46:03Oh, some gentleman he is.
00:46:05Why is that phone ringing?
00:46:17Hello?
00:46:17Oh, this mechanic is a fucking creep!
00:46:21You disgusting pervert!
00:46:23I'm sorry, I did not mean to.
00:46:25Yeah, right, we all saw you, you greasy old fuck.
00:46:28I'm going to gouge your goddamn eyes out.
00:46:32Miss, I promise I wasn't trying to do anything.
00:46:35No, tell that to the cops.
00:46:38Mr. Hawkins.
00:46:39Wait, you know him?
00:46:43Mr. Hawkins, what were you doing under the car?
00:46:48Oh, well, I got here early and thought I'd take the car for a quick spend.
00:46:52But when I got back, you weren't here, so I thought I'd check the engine.
00:46:55But, Mr. Hawkins, I thought I told you to dress like a rich man
00:47:00and not somebody who fixes cars for a living.
00:47:03Uh, yeah, you told me my net worth was supposed to be $300 million?
00:47:07Yes, yes.
00:47:08So what on earth made you think that scruffy mechanic was the right look?
00:47:14$300 million is what I pay my engineer.
00:47:16This fits exactly what you asked for.
00:47:19Right.
00:47:20Um, I was just really counting on you.
00:47:25If you pay your engineer so much money, mind you, he'd have nicer clothes.
00:47:29Evelyn, this is his jumpsuit.
00:47:31I stopped by his place to pick it up on the way here.
00:47:34I thought this is what he wanted.
00:47:35Ahem.
00:47:36Ev?
00:47:36You aren't actually telling us that you know this dirt-broke mechanic.
00:47:44Well, I don't just know him.
00:47:48He's my boy.
00:47:50What?
00:47:50What?
00:47:50So, that billionaire that you were telling me about, that man, it's him, the grease monkey?
00:48:03Well, guys, I know he's a little bit rough around the edges, but he's stacked, like Jeff Bezos.
00:48:12This guy has that kind of money?
00:48:15I mean, is that so hard to believe?
00:48:17A highly sought-after engineer.
00:48:21Yeah, freaking right.
00:48:23I mean, all I see standing in front of me is an oily old repairman.
00:48:27Screw this.
00:48:28This mechanic has got to be some kind of tender swindler.
00:48:31I've got to expose him.
00:48:33Ev, you can't actually be serious that you know this dirt-broke mechanic?
00:48:39Evelyn, here you go.
00:48:42So, you're the Grant family heiress.
00:48:47You have billions coming into your lab.
00:48:50Potentially.
00:48:51Um, what are you doing with this grease monkey?
00:48:55I think we're a perfect match.
00:48:59And I like him, and I want to be with him, so there's that.
00:49:06Okay.
00:49:06Well, if you have so much fuck-you money, then, why didn't you bring any gifts for your girlfriend's cousins?
00:49:14Selena, that's a little rude.
00:49:17No, no, she's right.
00:49:18It would be impolite for me to show up empty-handed.
00:49:20Of course I brought gifts for family.
00:49:26I wonder what that piece of shit swindler mechanic got us.
00:49:29Give it, give it, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've
00:49:59Chanel handbags. There are only
00:50:01three of these in the whole wide world.
00:50:04Um,
00:50:05Crystal,
00:50:07why do these three bags look
00:50:09identical to yours?
00:50:10No, my husband
00:50:13bought me this bag.
00:50:15I know.
00:50:18You dirty, broke-ass
00:50:21grease monkey. First,
00:50:23you lie to Evelyn and say that
00:50:25you're rich just so she'll date you.
00:50:27And now you show up here with these
00:50:28fake goods and shitty knockoff
00:50:30bags as gifts?
00:50:32These are real. My secretary
00:50:34personally delivered them to me just yesterday.
00:50:37Did he just
00:50:38say he has a secretary of all
00:50:40things? This dirty
00:50:42low-down grease monkey would never have
00:50:44a secretary. That's crazy.
00:50:48Trust me.
00:50:48I insist.
00:50:52Evelyn, where the hell
00:50:54did you find this guy?
00:50:55I mean, it'd be one thing
00:50:58if he didn't provide us with gifts.
00:51:00We could chalk it up to him being forgetful or poor.
00:51:03But to show up here
00:51:04with these fake goods in order to try
00:51:06and trick us? That just proves
00:51:08he's trying to swindle your fortune.
00:51:13Trying to
00:51:14swindle your fortune.
00:51:16Listen, I am not
00:51:17trying to swindle anybody.
00:51:19My secretary had these bags
00:51:21delivered on a private jet
00:51:23straight from the Chanel headquarters in London.
00:51:26But these are as real as it gets.
00:51:29And what?
00:51:30My bag is fake then?
00:51:32Listen, dumbass.
00:51:33See this?
00:51:34My husband bought me this bag.
00:51:36There are supposed to be only three of these
00:51:37on the entire planet Earth.
00:51:39But here in this garage, there are four.
00:51:41Which means your bags
00:51:43are not golfs.
00:51:45Eve, come on.
00:51:46It's clear that this man
00:51:48is playing you for a fool.
00:51:49All right.
00:51:51You don't believe the bags are real?
00:51:54Confirm it.
00:51:54Bonjour, Mr. Hawkins.
00:52:03Lafayette.
00:52:04Vien too sweet et authentifié.
00:52:07C'est ça pour moi?
00:52:10Euh, bah oui, sir.
00:52:11Got it.
00:52:14Forget it, creep.
00:52:15Just take your knock-off bags
00:52:17and get out.
00:52:17It's raining on money.
00:52:28How can a regular mechanic
00:52:29have so much money?
00:52:32Sir?
00:52:33Why is there cash in that bag?
00:52:38Sir?
00:52:40Why is there cash in this bag?
00:52:43Well, I didn't think
00:52:44that simply handbag would be
00:52:45quite enough
00:52:46and I'd have enough time
00:52:47to prepare,
00:52:47so I added a little extra
00:52:50on top of it.
00:52:51But, sir,
00:52:53this is...
00:52:53this is to watch.
00:52:55It's nothing, really.
00:52:57Okay, this has to be fake, too.
00:53:01All right,
00:53:01I've had enough with this man.
00:53:03First, your background's fake,
00:53:04your job's fake.
00:53:05I bet you your hair's
00:53:06not even real.
00:53:07Selena!
00:53:09Huh.
00:53:10At least this hair's real.
00:53:11As real as the money
00:53:12on the floor.
00:53:13Yeah, back to that.
00:53:14You keep tricking us.
00:53:16Ev, this guy is no good.
00:53:18Ditch him!
00:53:20I promise.
00:53:21Everything is real.
00:53:22Just look closely.
00:53:24I...
00:53:25I think this is real.
00:53:27Well, if it is real,
00:53:28he probably robbed someone.
00:53:33Well,
00:53:34I'm still calling the cops.
00:53:35What the fuck?
00:53:47That's Lafayette Price.
00:53:49That's your Chanel's lead designer.
00:53:55Mr. Hawkins,
00:53:56you called,
00:53:57and I'm right here.
00:53:59Lafayette,
00:53:59quick question.
00:54:00Mm-hmm?
00:54:00Those bags
00:54:01you gave me yesterday,
00:54:03you said there was only
00:54:04three in the whole world.
00:54:05That's right, sir.
00:54:06We've only made
00:54:07three of these bags
00:54:08and we gave them all to you.
00:54:10Well then,
00:54:11why is there a fourth
00:54:13right there?
00:54:17Pardon, madame,
00:54:17but would you mind
00:54:18if I took a look
00:54:19at your bag?
00:54:21Merci.
00:54:23Ooh la la,
00:54:25these counterfeits
00:54:26just keep getting
00:54:26worse and worse.
00:54:27Unbelievable.
00:54:28Mr. Hawkins,
00:54:29this is truly
00:54:30an awful knockoff.
00:54:32The stitch work
00:54:33is amateur at best
00:54:34and they did not
00:54:35even get the logo right.
00:54:37But my husband
00:54:38bought me that bag.
00:54:39He would never
00:54:40get me a fake bag.
00:54:41Madame,
00:54:42a man who buys you
00:54:43cheap trash like this
00:54:44isn't worth your time.
00:54:46If I were you,
00:54:47I'd get those
00:54:49divorce papers ready.
00:54:51Okay.
00:54:53Lafayette?
00:54:54Merci pour ton aide.
00:54:56Abierto.
00:54:57Au revoir.
00:55:03Do you believe me now?
00:55:08Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:55:10Who started the party
00:55:11without me?
00:55:17Evelyn,
00:55:18this is Xavier.
00:55:20He's the hotshot
00:55:21race car driver
00:55:21I was telling you about.
00:55:23So,
00:55:24you're Evelyn.
00:55:26And you must
00:55:27be her father.
00:55:29Oh, Xavier,
00:55:31no,
00:55:31this is not
00:55:32Evelyn's father.
00:55:34He's not?
00:55:35Then why do they
00:55:36look so close?
00:55:41Because he's my boyfriend.
00:55:42Boyfriend?
00:55:43Evelyn,
00:55:44what the fuck
00:55:45is going on here?
00:55:46Uh,
00:55:47what,
00:55:48do I need your
00:55:48permission to date someone?
00:55:50Evelyn,
00:55:50I come here today
00:55:51to see you
00:55:52and you bring
00:55:53this wrinkly old boomer
00:55:54who you claim
00:55:55is your boyfriend?
00:55:56Are you trying
00:55:58to embarrass me?
00:56:01Trying to embarrass me?
00:56:03What does me
00:56:03being her boyfriend
00:56:04have to do with you?
00:56:05Shut it,
00:56:06old fart.
00:56:07I don't waste my breath
00:56:09answering no-name mechanics.
00:56:11Listen,
00:56:15old man,
00:56:16either you break
00:56:17it off with Evelyn
00:56:18or I make you
00:56:19disappear overnight.
00:56:21What's it gonna be?
00:56:24Xavier's from one
00:56:25of the top families
00:56:26in New York City.
00:56:27If you don't do
00:56:28what he says,
00:56:29he'll fucking finish you.
00:56:30Evelyn,
00:56:30are you for real?
00:56:32Xavier's got it all.
00:56:33He's young,
00:56:34he's handsome,
00:56:34he's got a lot
00:56:35going for him.
00:56:37What is
00:56:37Josh,
00:56:38John,
00:56:40Jack?
00:56:41Whatever.
00:56:42How that he doesn't?
00:56:43He's got
00:56:43all together.
00:56:45All I see
00:56:45is a pathetic jerk
00:56:47who's running around
00:56:48spending his daddy's money
00:56:49on gambling,
00:56:51cookers,
00:56:51and drugs.
00:56:52So,
00:56:53what's a little fun?
00:56:54Work hard,
00:56:54play hard.
00:56:56Besides,
00:56:57check this out.
00:56:59Xavier finished
00:57:00a lap
00:57:00in 38 seconds.
00:57:02That's one
00:57:03of the top
00:57:03ten lap times
00:57:05of the racetrack.
00:57:06Wow,
00:57:0838 seconds?
00:57:10Xavier,
00:57:11you're going to be
00:57:11a NASCAR star
00:57:12in no time.
00:57:1438 seconds
00:57:15lap time
00:57:15is not bad
00:57:17on this track.
00:57:19See,
00:57:19when I was younger,
00:57:19I was doing laps
00:57:20faster than that
00:57:21without breaking a sweat.
00:57:23But, you know,
00:57:23I guess there's always
00:57:25improvement for
00:57:26a novice like you.
00:57:30I guess there's always
00:57:31improvement for
00:57:32a novice like you.
00:57:33faster than
00:57:3538 seconds?
00:57:37Give me a break,
00:57:38old man.
00:57:39That screen
00:57:40shows the top times
00:57:42ever recorded
00:57:43at this racetrack.
00:57:44If you were
00:57:45really faster,
00:57:47your name
00:57:47would be above mine.
00:57:49Stop being mean
00:57:50to him.
00:57:51He saved me
00:57:52many times.
00:57:53Saved you?
00:57:55So,
00:57:56old man,
00:57:57you really think
00:57:59you're a speed star?
00:58:02Do a lap.
00:58:03Prove it.
00:58:05I don't need
00:58:06to prove anything.
00:58:08See that screen?
00:58:10The time at the
00:58:10top of the list
00:58:11is mine.
00:58:15The top of the list?
00:58:1729 seconds?
00:58:19So you're saying
00:58:20that you got
00:58:20the top recorded
00:58:21speed in history
00:58:22here at
00:58:23Godspeed Racetrack?
00:58:25History here
00:58:26at Godspeed Racetrack?
00:58:29Well, that's not all.
00:58:30Back in the day,
00:58:33my name used to fill
00:58:34every spot
00:58:35on that leaderboard.
00:58:36But as I got older,
00:58:37I started taking
00:58:38my foot off the gas.
00:58:39I wanted to give
00:58:40young hot shots
00:58:41like you
00:58:41a chance to shine.
00:58:44That's hilarious!
00:58:45So you're saying
00:58:46you used to be
00:58:47a racer?
00:58:49Come on,
00:58:50you're just
00:58:50a filthy repairman.
00:58:52When could you
00:58:52even afford
00:58:53your own car?
00:58:53A car?
00:58:55This old man
00:58:55can't even afford
00:58:56a used bike.
00:58:59Ev,
00:58:59your senior citizen
00:59:00boyfriend
00:59:01is a pathological liar.
00:59:03He can't trust
00:59:04a thing he says.
00:59:06Mr. Hawkins,
00:59:08you don't have
00:59:09to put up a night.
00:59:10You can just
00:59:11be yourself.
00:59:12Why be myself?
00:59:14Congratulations
00:59:15to Xavier Gordon
00:59:16on recording
00:59:16a top ten
00:59:17lap time
00:59:17in the history
00:59:18of Godspeed Racetrack.
00:59:19As a reward,
00:59:20he will receive
00:59:20a generous cash prize
00:59:21of ten million dollars.
00:59:23Oh my god,
00:59:29congrats,
00:59:29Xavier!
00:59:30There hasn't been
00:59:31a name on the
00:59:32top ten list
00:59:33in over a decade.
00:59:35Trust me,
00:59:36I'm just getting
00:59:37started.
00:59:46Jeez,
00:59:46a 38 second
00:59:47lap time
00:59:48is only good
00:59:48for a tenth
00:59:49of all time.
00:59:50Whoever has
00:59:50the times before
00:59:51must be a
00:59:52generational talent.
00:59:53Those are the guys
00:59:54from yesterday,
00:59:55but I'm up now.
00:59:57And you better believe
00:59:58I'm coming
00:59:58for their heads.
01:00:01Yeah,
01:00:01see that old man?
01:00:03Xavier's name
01:00:03is going down
01:00:04in history.
01:00:05Who the fuck
01:00:06are you to compare
01:00:06yourself to him?
01:00:08Mr. Hawkins?
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