- 3 weeks ago
The Hidden Billionaire In First Class - Full HD Movie [Eng Sub]
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00oh my god did you hear there's supposed to be a mysterious vip passenger on the hawkeye 42's
00:00:11maybe flight today i heard he's the secret maple airlines investor everyone's been talking about
00:00:16he's supposed to be the richest man in the world where did you see why he be in 1a oh my god
00:00:21if i book him as my sugar daddy i never have to work again oh please we all know i linman's
00:00:29cabin crew if anyone's gonna back the secret millionaire's attention it's me well maybe
00:00:35he's not a boots guy maybe he's an ass guy ready ladies not yet i think we'll take office in 30
00:00:52minutes so we focus more on getting ready and less on gossip
00:00:56why does evelyn have to be our lead she's probably going to try and bag that secret billionaire for
00:01:05herself
00:01:14welcome mr jet hawkins what's with the spectacle i told you i can get here on my own it's our job
00:01:22to keep you safe sir you're our airline's top investor sylvia the whole idea was for me to
00:01:27disguise myself as ground crew so i can observe our airline service quality that scored me like
00:01:32god damn president of the united states isn't exactly helping i apologize here's your tickets now
00:01:38better not see anyone following me
00:01:44welcome aboard maple airlines sorry for running late just you know to pull l.a traffic
00:02:04that guy is not the vip passenger not a chance he's nothing but a filthy grounds group
00:02:16excuse me sir you can't sit here and why is that this is first class economy is back there
00:02:28in the main cabin it's okay i like where i'm sitting give me a break with the dirt rags you're wearing
00:02:37well i like what i'm wearing first class is for the social elites millionaires and ceos
00:02:45but you you're nothing but a washed up grounds crew worker you belong out there handling baggage
00:02:53miss you really shouldn't judge other people by what they're wearing
00:02:57now if you don't believe me you can check the booking records
00:03:00the booking records will confirm that this seat is reserved for our most distinguished passenger
00:03:07maple airlines top investor that's exactly right oh let me get a chance i would love a cup of coffee
00:03:16just black thanks
00:03:18tyler get over here
00:03:23we have a lowlife grounds crew worker who snuck on the plane without a ticket
00:03:29what did you just call me he's sitting in first class and refusing to leave
00:03:34get out clear i'll take care of it
00:03:38hey you were coffee right i did thanks
00:03:46yes
00:03:48fucker that is why we don't serve coffee to minimum wage
00:04:04dirt bag
00:04:04will you try to spill the coffee on me first
00:04:06where are your manners
00:04:08that's it enough playing games where is your ticket
00:04:11word of advice
00:04:12that's nicely next time
00:04:15where's my ticket
00:04:23doesn't look like there will be a next time
00:04:26see this folks just another wannabe trying to scam his way into first class
00:04:32this kid came off the plane
00:04:33shh we got this thank you time's up buddy
00:04:35listen i have a ticket how else would i have gotten on that airplane
00:04:39i mean look at this you have single-handedly turned first class into a first grade junkyard
00:04:44you're the one who tried to spill coffee on me
00:04:46no listen this is going to be one of two ways either you lick this shit up or i'll have airport security remove you from this plane
00:04:56got it mr
00:04:59that's me nicely
00:05:00and you think airport security is going to listen to you
00:05:03or me
00:05:05of course they will
00:05:07faa regulations state when you enter a vessel that is larger and heavier than air
00:05:12and hence wings right with an engine that propels you into the sky
00:05:16we are in charge
00:05:18so yes
00:05:19who the hell do you think you are
00:05:21i own this airline
00:05:22that's it enough play time let's go get out
00:05:25and who do you think you are to touch me
00:05:36ninja or something
00:05:42that's it we've got to get him out of here
00:05:44i'm calling airport security
00:05:45this flight attendant is assaulting a passenger
00:05:47and maple airlines is the best service in the industry
00:05:51give me that phone
00:05:53that video needs to be deleted
00:05:56not a chance
00:05:57the public deserves to know about your abusive service
00:06:00she's right this needs to be documented
00:06:02delete that video
00:06:04or you'll all be banned from maple airlines
00:06:08for life
00:06:09ma'am
00:06:15you have to see this
00:06:16what on earth
00:06:20contact the pilot for that flight
00:06:22and tell them to delay takeoff
00:06:24i'm going on board
00:06:25you don't understand
00:06:36that man snuck on board without a ticket
00:06:39he's a stowaway
00:06:40that's right folks
00:06:41for all we know
00:06:42he could be trying to hijack this plane
00:06:44okay
00:06:45this is for your own safety
00:06:47he's been pulling our leg this whole time
00:06:49kick him out
00:06:50yeah
00:06:50fuck that guy
00:06:51last night i needed some hobo to run on my travel plans
00:06:55attention passengers
00:06:56welcome aboard maple airlines flight 451
00:07:00due to some unforeseen circumstances
00:07:02we're going to be delaying takeoff
00:07:04but hang tight
00:07:05we'll be in the air shortly
00:07:06we really appreciate your patience
00:07:08god damn it
00:07:10this fucking ticketless fuck
00:07:11is going to make me miss my connecting flight
00:07:13somebody call airport security
00:07:15what a shit show
00:07:17this guy should be kicked out to TSA
00:07:18calm down
00:07:21ladies and gents
00:07:23i have a ticket
00:07:24okay
00:07:25if you can't show us the ticket
00:07:30then you can't be on this flight
00:07:32it's time to go
00:07:35we're at capacity
00:07:42no room for dead weight like you
00:07:44dead weight
00:07:45i think
00:07:47you tore the dead weight on
00:07:49my property
00:07:50what property
00:07:54you're poor
00:07:55your property is trash
00:07:56i'm warning you
00:07:58which is why this
00:08:01is going out the window
00:08:03how would a dirt poor laborer like you even afford a guitar
00:08:24you probably stole it from one of the passengers
00:08:28this was a gift
00:08:31from my late wife
00:08:35maple airlines is named after her
00:08:39do you realize whose honor you've disgraced
00:08:42sure
00:08:43a lot of people are named maple
00:08:45you can claim whatever you want
00:08:47it doesn't change the fact that you
00:08:49and this piece of junk
00:08:51belong in the garbage
00:08:52well one thing's for sure
00:08:56this guitar is nowhere near as valuable
00:08:58as all of the time we have wasted
00:09:00trying to get you off this flight
00:09:01the sooner this guitar gets smashed
00:09:04the better
00:09:04see
00:09:06we're doing you a favor by smashing it
00:09:09don't you dare
00:09:10look i don't care
00:09:13whenever you are
00:09:15you want money
00:09:16i have plenty
00:09:18but more than that
00:09:21who i am
00:09:22makes me a nightmare for people like you
00:09:26airport security
00:09:30we've got a passenger string on trouble
00:09:33on maple airlines flight 451
00:09:35yes send someone now
00:09:37are you threatening us
00:09:40we work for maple airlines
00:09:42owned by the richest man in the world
00:09:44jet hawkins
00:09:45you are so dead
00:09:47i'm jet hawkins
00:09:49wait till these dimwits find out i'm your boss
00:09:51this guitar better not be broken
00:09:54because if it is
00:09:56you'll what
00:09:57beg me for money to buy a new one
00:09:59because you can't afford it on your dirt poor salary
00:10:01i won't be the one begging
00:10:06you will
00:10:08who's the one stirring up trouble
00:10:10that man with the guitar
00:10:11he snuck on board without a ticket
00:10:13and he threatened a flight attendant
00:10:15sir
00:10:16i'm gonna have to ask you to take your hands off the guitar case
00:10:18he could be hiding a bomb in there
00:10:21maybe he's trying to blow up the plane
00:10:23oh my god quick take your case
00:10:25hurry up before we all die
00:10:27sure you're not gonna ask twice
00:10:29get your hands off the case
00:10:31none of you hold rank high enough to search my belongings
00:10:36he is nothing but bottom-feeding ground stuff
00:10:42we're all literally leagues above him
00:10:44if you would like to see my late wife's handiwork
00:10:49i would gladly open my case and show you all
00:10:53go for it it's a trap
00:10:55don't fucking trust him he's a terrorist
00:10:57what's all this fuss about
00:11:07sir i'm evelyn lead flight attendant
00:11:20here at maple airlines we take the proper handling of our passengers belongings very seriously
00:11:25and i can assure you nothing else will happen to your guitar
00:11:29isn't she the top lead flight attendant at our airline
00:11:33i'm undercover so it's best not to cause a scene to build my identity
00:11:37you seem trustworthy
00:11:40unlike
00:11:43you
00:11:55watch out tyler
00:12:01this is the customer service our airline is so well known for
00:12:14you judge those beneath you when you act like monsters yourselves
00:12:20you know you're more than welcome to file a compensation claim for
00:12:25deadline's friday
00:12:29but of course the airline's conclusion may very well be that the rinkity dink old guitar
00:12:35might be completely worthless
00:12:38that's for you
00:12:40that's what i thought
00:12:44package boy
00:12:45my wife
00:13:00handcrafted
00:13:02this guitar with
00:13:03exquisite 1980s cuban mahogany
00:13:06for me
00:13:07let me remind you
00:13:10the company
00:13:11you work for
00:13:13it's named after her
00:13:15why is he so serious is he really related to the owner of this airline
00:13:19she was a saint
00:13:24offering jobs to the homeless gave him a second chance
00:13:27but you
00:13:28to get your dirty fingers off me please
00:13:30you
00:13:30arrogant stuck-up pricks
00:13:32think you get to decide
00:13:34who's first class
00:13:36who's econ class
00:13:37when you can't even discern the values that this company was built upon
00:13:40you're both
00:13:43disgraced to humanity
00:13:44security
00:13:47here
00:13:49this baggage boy is trying to kill a flight attendant
00:13:53good god
00:13:54somebody tackled that man
00:13:55sylvia
00:13:57i give you ten seconds to get here
00:13:58right now
00:14:00sylvia
00:14:01stone
00:14:02uh she's vp of maple airlines
00:14:06only second to jet hawkings
00:14:08god
00:14:09you just won't stop pretending
00:14:10well
00:14:11when sylvia stone
00:14:14gets here
00:14:15with my ticket showing who i am
00:14:17you'll all
00:14:18cower in fear
00:14:19are you all watching this clown show
00:14:21this grounds crew worker
00:14:24couldn't even shine miss stone's shoes
00:14:26let alone get her on the phone
00:14:28don't believe the man
00:14:30throw him out
00:14:31throw him out
00:14:32throw him out
00:14:33throw him out
00:14:34throw him out
00:14:35throw him out
00:14:36throw him out
00:14:37throw him out
00:14:38throw him out
00:14:39throw him out
00:14:40did someone piss off my boss
00:14:46oh my god that's the vp
00:14:52she like runs shit here
00:14:54claire is beyond fucked
00:14:56explain this
00:14:58miss stone
00:15:00this baggage boy
00:15:02snuck into first class
00:15:04without a ticket
00:15:04he's delayed the flight
00:15:06and we're having him removed
00:15:07having him removed
00:15:09is this how you treat
00:15:10first class passengers
00:15:11take a good look at the nightmare
00:15:15you've created for us
00:15:17great work everyone
00:15:23thanks to you
00:15:24our company's stocks
00:15:25have lost over a billion dollars
00:15:26in the past 20 minutes
00:15:28don't blame me
00:15:29blame this fraud
00:15:31who snuck on board
00:15:32without a ticket
00:15:33and insisted on sitting
00:15:34in first class
00:15:35who says he doesn't have a ticket
00:15:38sir
00:15:40you dropped your ticket
00:15:42just before boarding
00:15:42i wanted to make sure you received it
00:15:46so you're really the chief
00:15:51so you're really the chief
00:15:58that's what they call me
00:16:01chief
00:16:04the ceo mr hawkins
00:16:05only ever uses his alias
00:16:07on documents
00:16:08to keep a low profile
00:16:09first class
00:16:13well now that i've proven i
00:16:15belong here
00:16:16oh so precious
00:16:17first class
00:16:18now that i care about status
00:16:20i do expect reparations to be made
00:16:23reparations
00:16:25what the hell did you do to him
00:16:28i told you what would happen
00:16:39if you judge people
00:16:40by their covers
00:16:41you two
00:16:43broke my wife's guitar
00:16:45she gave that to me
00:16:47the day the airline opened
00:16:48i made a terrible mistake
00:16:52sir
00:16:56i'm so sorry
00:16:58it's all our fault
00:17:00no
00:17:00no this isn't your fault
00:17:02you don't have to worry
00:17:02no
00:17:03no
00:17:04i'm their team leader
00:17:05and i have to take responsibility
00:17:06now this girl evelyn
00:17:08is the right kind of leadership
00:17:09i value at our company
00:17:10i am friends with the owner
00:17:12of the best music repair shop
00:17:14in la
00:17:14and if you're willing to trust me
00:17:17i can ask him to
00:17:19piece your guitar back together
00:17:20you dimwits are fired
00:17:29and i'll see to it
00:17:30that you never work for another airline company ever again
00:17:32immediately
00:17:34your employment with maple airlines has been terminated
00:17:38please please give us another chance
00:17:40please
00:17:40no no no no no
00:17:42please out of my way
00:17:43please
00:17:45please
00:17:45please
00:17:47give me another chance
00:17:55no
00:17:56tyler
00:17:57please
00:17:57no
00:17:58i am so sorry about the ordeal sir
00:18:04please enjoy the rest of your flight
00:18:06thank you so much
00:18:08that was intense
00:18:18if the chairwoman came to porcelain give him his ticket
00:18:21that old bag boy might actually be the mystery vip passenger
00:18:27you really think so
00:18:29why would a billionaire be wearing ground crew uniform
00:18:33huh
00:18:35it all makes sense now
00:18:37that old geezer really almost had me fooled
00:18:40what are you talking about
00:18:42miss stone woman came because she saw the viral moment
00:18:45she's here to protect the airline's reputation and stop the stocks from plummeting
00:18:50that's the only reason why she fired clear and gave that guy a ticket
00:18:55there is no way he is the vip passenger
00:18:58there is no way he is the vip passenger
00:18:58oh
00:19:00welcome aboard sir
00:19:03isn't that maple airlines new general manager
00:19:14oh so he's the mystery vip passenger
00:19:18so he is the mystery vip passenger
00:19:23yes i agree that makes way more sense
00:19:26holy fuck me
00:19:30what are you two chatting about over here
00:19:34we're getting ready for takeoff so you should return to your seats
00:19:37ladies and gentlemen we're getting ready for takeoff
00:19:45please return to your seats the best in your seatbelts
00:19:47thank you
00:19:48ladies and gentlemen welcome to our maple airlines flight 451 with service to john f kennedy international
00:20:17airport we have now reached an altitude of 20 000 feet and cabin service will begin shortly thank you so much for your patience
00:20:24fuck me
00:20:24fuck me
00:20:27these flight attendances keep getting hotter
00:20:29jesus christ
00:20:31mr. dixon
00:20:33yeah
00:20:34that's evelyn grant
00:20:35maple airlines flight attendant of the year
00:20:37not only is she beautiful
00:20:40she is damn good at her job
00:20:42yeah whatever shut the fuck up
00:20:43okay
00:20:44why don't you do yourself a favor
00:20:45why don't you call over here
00:20:46let's see how good at a job she really is
00:20:48excuse me miss
00:20:53yes how can i help
00:20:57yeah my um
00:20:59my seatbelts a little
00:21:01tight
00:21:02you think you can
00:21:03you think you can loosen it for me
00:21:06of course
00:21:09sir
00:21:14if you could just keep still please
00:21:17yeah sure i could do that
00:21:20sir please give your hands to yourself
00:21:26listen close honey
00:21:28i'm the general fucking manager of maple airlines
00:21:30so if you don't obey my wishes
00:21:32you're fucking fucked
00:21:34oh fuck
00:21:35oh
00:21:36oh
00:21:36oh
00:21:37just so fucking
00:21:39someone help please
00:21:40oh
00:21:41please
00:21:41someone
00:21:41oh
00:21:42fuck
00:21:43since when does being general manager give you the right to sexually harass your staff
00:21:48i'm sorry but who the fuck are you
00:21:52who the fuck are you
00:21:57don't change the topic
00:21:59i ask you a question
00:22:00what makes you think you can harass her
00:22:03look bud
00:22:03you're pushing 60
00:22:05still lugging around 50 pound bags for a fucking living
00:22:09so stop lecturing on me on how to lead my life
00:22:13and mind your own fucking business
00:22:15anybody who harasses anyone on my plane
00:22:19that is my damn business
00:22:21you know what fucker
00:22:22give me the money
00:22:23here's five thousand dollars
00:22:27now go back to where you belong
00:22:29and sit next to the toilet
00:22:31in economy class
00:22:32where you fucking belong
00:22:33now that's power baby
00:22:36like that
00:22:37i know you want to be with a real man
00:22:38like me
00:22:39god you look so beautiful
00:22:41oh my god
00:22:44what the fuck
00:22:44if you go back to economy
00:22:47i'll give you five hundred thousand
00:22:49you're fucking messing with
00:23:00i do
00:23:01i'm messing with a toxic abusive manager who harasses his employees
00:23:05wake up raps
00:23:06you're a fucking minimum wage worker
00:23:08not some heroic crusader or fucking justice or whatever the fuck you think you are
00:23:12sir
00:23:13mr dixon
00:23:15he's the general manager
00:23:17he's very powerful
00:23:18and it's not worth getting into a fight with you
00:23:20powerful man huh
00:23:22yeah
00:23:22all i see is a
00:23:25pathetic
00:23:25weak
00:23:26insecure coward
00:23:27have you looked yourself in the mirror man
00:23:29i think you're talking about your own ugly ass
00:23:32sir
00:23:32i
00:23:33i really appreciate the effort but
00:23:36i don't want you to get fired
00:23:38i'll just
00:23:39i'll resign once we land
00:23:41he won't have to resign
00:23:43anyone's gonna resign
00:23:46it's gonna be him
00:23:47no me
00:23:50resign
00:23:51i'm the general
00:23:54fucking manager
00:23:56okay
00:23:56there's only one person on this planet that can make me resign
00:23:59and that's jet fucking hawkins himself
00:24:01he has no clue on his boss
00:24:04i'll play with him a bit longer
00:24:07jet hawkins
00:24:08who is that again
00:24:10this fucking guy
00:24:11wait do you actually haven't heard of him
00:24:13everybody's talking about him
00:24:14he's the millionaire with the monopoly on aeronautic grade steel
00:24:19i mean only higher ups have ever seen his face
00:24:22oh that guy
00:24:24oh okay
00:24:26wow you know him
00:24:27of course
00:24:29of course i do
00:24:30i'm the general manager
00:24:32actually matter of fact
00:24:33my uncle's gonna take me to see him as soon as we land this plane
00:24:36you know because we got big business to discuss things that you don't know fucking nothing about
00:24:40and uh who's your uncle again
00:24:45he's the fucking ceo of maple airlines heard of him
00:24:48hello
00:24:49are you listening
00:24:50see that's really funny because
00:24:53i don't remember saying that on mr hawkins schedule for today
00:24:57not to mention he doesn't typically meet with
00:24:59employees of your lowliest stature
00:25:02i'm the general fucking manager
00:25:04i have every right to meet with him
00:25:05but my question to you is
00:25:06how the fuck do you know what jet hawkins schedule looks like
00:25:09because i am jet hawkins
00:25:10this old man's lastest fucking mind look at this guy huh
00:25:23the fuck are you doing
00:25:26mr dixon i i think it would be a good idea if you just sat down and stayed quiet for a little while
00:25:30we don't want any more complications
00:25:32compli complications what the hell are you talking about
00:25:36today is this hawkeye 42 aircraft's maiden flight
00:25:39the whole world is watching
00:25:41yes because today is also the first time
00:25:44jet hawkins aircraft is doing a commercial flight
00:25:48his aircrafts are the best
00:25:49we've already had a viral video go out about employee misconduct
00:25:52you can't have another rumor that could potentially harm our airline's reputation
00:25:56why are you so weird by the way huh
00:25:58ask my assistant
00:26:00you do as i fucking say you understand
00:26:02mr dixon i just i just
00:26:04i don't want mr hawkins and mr kate
00:26:08kate is my fucking uncle you idiot
00:26:10understand he ain't gonna do shit
00:26:12and if anyone here
00:26:13is foolish enough
00:26:15to tell any lies about me
00:26:17i'll consider that your resignation
00:26:20so come here
00:26:21right now
00:26:22come here
00:26:23sir you don't have to do this
00:26:29it's fine
00:26:31you might fear this tyrant of our general manager but i don't
00:26:35it was beneath me
00:26:36you think you're invincible
00:26:37let me tell you
00:26:38abusing your power and sexually harassing your employee
00:26:42well that is grounds for your immediate termination from maple airlines
00:26:46not to mention prison time
00:26:47we're 35,000 feet
00:26:49in the air
00:26:51who's gonna dismiss me
00:26:53you
00:26:53bingo
00:26:55come on crash
00:26:58you can't afford in-flight wifi with your minimum wage ground crew salary
00:27:02get the fuck out of here
00:27:04jet hawkins here
00:27:05tell hr i want roderick dixon removed from the company within the next 30 seconds
00:27:09i have to give it to you
00:27:11you're a pretty good actor old man
00:27:13you know what
00:27:14if you could make a phone call
00:27:15and get me fired
00:27:17i'll jump out the fucking plane myself
00:27:20no parachute
00:27:20sir
00:27:32it's for you
00:27:34fucking wait right here alright
00:27:37yeah
00:27:42what
00:27:43you're firing me
00:27:45you're
00:27:46you can't fire me
00:27:47you cannot fire me
00:27:48what
00:27:50you're firing me
00:27:52you're
00:27:52you can't fire me
00:27:54you cannot fire me
00:27:56who is he
00:28:01yeah
00:28:02no
00:28:02i am the general manager
00:28:04okay
00:28:04i am unstoppable
00:28:05this is a fucking scam
00:28:07fuck
00:28:08you
00:28:08you wrinkly
00:28:12piss
00:28:13poor
00:28:13baggage handler
00:28:14you thought you could check me with a prank phone call
00:28:17you know what
00:28:18you're gonna pay for this
00:28:19are you okay
00:28:34yeah
00:28:35you saved me twice now
00:28:39attention passengers
00:28:54this is your captain's waking up
00:28:56we're expecting a strong turbulence
00:28:58as we walk through this patch of infinite weather
00:29:02please return to your seats
00:29:03ambassadors
00:29:03jesus fucking christ
00:29:05jesus fucking christ
00:29:06who gave this guy to your pilot his license
00:29:07he's gonna get me fucking killed
00:29:09are you okay
00:29:15i'm sorry
00:29:29i'm sorry i didn't mean to
00:29:30no no no
00:29:31you saved me
00:29:32twice already
00:29:33what the fuck are you guys doing
00:29:36attention passengers
00:29:50and we're going through this air thunderstorm
00:29:53with dangerously high winds
00:29:54and heavy rains
00:29:55we're not gonna last long here
00:29:58and there are no nearby airports
00:30:00so we're gonna perform an emergency landing
00:30:04please stay in your seats
00:30:07and stay calm
00:30:08emergency landing
00:30:10what the fuck does that mean
00:30:11mr dixon it means there's no airport available
00:30:14we need to find some flat area to land like a field or something
00:30:16i don't know
00:30:17i can't
00:30:17i can't
00:30:17it's gonna be incredibly dangerous
00:30:19all i know is that we have to land
00:30:20but we're probably not gonna make it
00:30:22we're gonna make it
00:30:23we're not gonna fucking make it
00:30:24alright
00:30:25i can't
00:30:27i just became the total fucking manager
00:30:29i can't fucking die
00:30:30now
00:30:30everybody
00:30:35calm down
00:30:36our captain has been with us for 30 years
00:30:39and he has a perfect flight record
00:30:40if anybody can land this airplane
00:30:42it's him
00:30:43i don't give a fucking rat's ass
00:30:44i've had a fucking perfect flight record
00:30:46if he knew what he was doing
00:30:47he wouldn't have fucking flown us
00:30:48in the eye of the middle of a fucking storm
00:30:50oh my god
00:30:51oh my god
00:30:52no no no no
00:30:54no i can't die
00:30:55i can't die today
00:30:55i'm a general manager
00:30:57i'm a general fucking manager
00:30:58my life is worth more than everyone
00:31:00on this goddamn plane
00:31:01so you go ahead and tell that fucking captain
00:31:03that if he crash lands this fucking plane
00:31:06that i get every goddamn fucking pair of shoe
00:31:09so that's it
00:31:11your life is the only one that matters
00:31:13it's you
00:31:14you're fucking bad luck
00:31:15i knew the second i saw you
00:31:17that this is gonna be a fight from rock
00:31:18jesus fucking christ
00:31:19you're such a baby
00:31:21fuck you
00:31:22evelyn
00:31:23tell this captain that you're gonna play around
00:31:25i know where we can land
00:31:27have you been in touch with the control tower
00:31:36the storm's getting worse
00:31:37if we don't connect with air traffic control
00:31:40we're gonna have no other choice
00:31:42than to crash land
00:31:43man we're flying over a mountainous region
00:31:45it looks like the nearest field long enough for us to land in
00:31:48it's over 200 miles away
00:31:49we're gonna run out of fuel
00:31:51but we don't have a plan b
00:31:52we have no choice but to go for
00:31:54captain this is my session what's the place where to land
00:31:57captain godspeed racetrack has a two mile stretch of straight road you can land on
00:32:02it is no different than landing on a runway
00:32:03this guy's full of shit you know a racetrack is for cars
00:32:06a fucking place
00:32:07in these conditions i put our chances of pulling off a safe crash landing in less than one percent
00:32:11so unless anybody has any better ideas
00:32:14we need to aim for that racetrack
00:32:16fuck no
00:32:16okay i'm not putting my life in the hands of some god damn baggage handle okay
00:32:20that's that's suicide
00:32:22stop are you insane
00:32:24listen to me
00:32:26we're landing the plane at that racetrack
00:32:28trust me
00:32:29i know what i'm talking about
00:32:31he's just a baggage handle
00:32:34he's just an old baggage handle
00:32:35he doesn't know what he's doing
00:32:36please listen to me
00:32:37no
00:32:37captain
00:32:38i don't know about this
00:32:40what the hell's wrong with you
00:32:42you're risking the lives of hundreds of years
00:32:44i was supposed to meet the most powerful man i know at the new york
00:32:46jack fucking hawking
00:32:48we gotta get it to you
00:32:48we lost contact with their traffic control
00:32:51landing at any airport right now is out of the question
00:32:53fuck
00:32:53god damn it
00:32:55no
00:32:56no no no
00:32:57my people they're waiting for me on the tarmac
00:32:58hey what the fuck are they supposed to do huh
00:33:00you know how long i've been preparing for this meeting with mr hawking
00:33:04huh
00:33:05do you
00:33:05one year
00:33:06one fucking year of my time
00:33:08well let me tell you
00:33:09where i descend
00:33:10is where they shall wait
00:33:11captain
00:33:22sir
00:33:23my passengers lives are at stake here
00:33:25are you even sure it's safe to land at this racetrack
00:33:28this racetrack was specifically designed to serve as an airstrip
00:33:32in an event of emergency landings
00:33:33i guarantee you all the passengers who are on board
00:33:36will make it out of life
00:33:37fuck it
00:33:38redirect the plane
00:33:39we're gonna land at godspeed racetrack
00:33:43mr parsons we just got word that mr hawking's flight will be making an emergency landing on this racetrack
00:34:02double check the track for any potential hazard if you let anything happen to mr hawkings
00:34:06we will be following him
00:34:08right into the brain
00:34:10okay enough place
00:34:12motherfucker
00:34:13not even the pilots
00:34:14nor the traffic control
00:34:15knows that you can use that raceway
00:34:17as an emergency landing
00:34:18how the fuck
00:34:19how the fuck did you get that intel
00:34:21because i own the racetrack
00:34:22oh shit
00:34:27you own it
00:34:28sir i didn't know you were involved in auto racing
00:34:31it wasn't young and dangerous once
00:34:34get real
00:34:35you know how much racetracks go up bar
00:34:37i mean they're just as much as airports
00:34:39i have properties all over the world
00:34:41this racetrack was just a sideway
00:34:43we're gonna make it out okay
00:34:50i promise
00:34:52sir
00:34:55we're approaching the racetrack
00:34:57but i can't make out any of the ground lights
00:34:59with this kind of visibility
00:35:01we can't land without something to guide us
00:35:04copy
00:35:04i'll have him turn the lights
00:35:06get the fuck out of here
00:35:10this is jet hawkins
00:35:12hit the lights
00:35:13hit the lights
00:35:43ladies and gentlemen
00:35:55we've done it
00:35:56we've landed a godspeed racetrack
00:35:59sir
00:35:59i don't know what we would have done without you
00:36:02we would all have died
00:36:03on behalf of everybody in this fight
00:36:06thank you
00:36:07there's nothing
00:36:10don't you fucking dare
00:36:13thank this ground crew fraud
00:36:14on my fucking behalf
00:36:15especially not until we get to the bottom
00:36:19of your sinister fucking plan
00:36:21sinister plan
00:36:22he saved all of us
00:36:24including you
00:36:25look up to fucking bullshit
00:36:26did you feel how smooth that we landed
00:36:28huh
00:36:29that just proves
00:36:30that this whole fucking emergency thing
00:36:33was staged
00:36:34which means all you motherfuckers
00:36:36you fucking landed
00:36:38this plane
00:36:39in the middle of nowhere
00:36:40on purpose
00:36:41admit it
00:36:42okay
00:36:43you guys have some sort of fucking ulterior motive
00:36:45some bullshit
00:36:46what ulterior motive could he have
00:36:49the second we get off this plane
00:36:50it's gonna look real ugly
00:36:51for you sons of bitches
00:36:52with all due respect
00:36:55you're just the ex
00:36:57general manager of
00:36:58middle airlines now
00:36:59there's really nothing you can do to us
00:37:02you sure about that
00:37:03you old fuck
00:37:03here's the deal
00:37:05if you come clean
00:37:07and you tell me your master fucking plan
00:37:10or whatever it is you just fucking did
00:37:11I'll let you off the hook
00:37:12otherwise
00:37:17you're not gonna make it off this race track a lot
00:37:20so you're gonna hold me hostage then
00:37:23or that should be fun
00:37:27fuck you
00:37:29fuck you
00:37:30fucking go
00:37:35this motherfucker
00:37:43disrespected me okay
00:37:45we're gonna go
00:37:46we're gonna fuck this guy up
00:37:47you wanna stand
00:37:48fuck this
00:37:50okay ground crew
00:37:59guess we're gonna do this the hard way
00:38:01break this motherfucker's legs
00:38:03and if anyone says anything about it
00:38:05I'll pay the right people off
00:38:07matter of fact
00:38:07don't break this fucker, Sykes
00:38:09kill this motherfucker
00:38:11now
00:38:12what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:38:27Uncle Kate
00:38:27don't get to call me uncle
00:38:33ever
00:38:34again
00:38:34what
00:38:35and you
00:38:36just pissed off my boss
00:38:38Mr. Hawkins
00:38:40I am
00:38:41truly
00:38:42sorry
00:38:43for everything that transpired here today
00:38:45uncle
00:38:45what the hell
00:38:46are you telling me
00:38:47that this
00:38:48this old fucking man
00:38:49is the owner of maple fucking airlines
00:38:51does not
00:38:52fuck me
00:38:53did you just call our boss
00:38:55a washed up old man
00:38:56fuck your boss
00:38:58your boss
00:38:59is a fucking baggage boy
00:39:01he's a fucking nobody
00:39:03oh fuck
00:39:04oh fuck me
00:39:06you goddamn fool
00:39:07his insane behavior
00:39:10towards Mr. Hawkins
00:39:11on his plane
00:39:11could have cost me my job
00:39:13I'm sorry
00:39:14I'm sorry
00:39:15I didn't know
00:39:16it was him
00:39:16I swear
00:39:17we can't get you fired
00:39:18and now you
00:39:19Kane
00:39:24Mr. Hawkins doesn't have time
00:39:27to watch you
00:39:27and your dipshit nephew
00:39:28bicker like boys
00:39:29in a playground
00:39:30so I suggest you drag him away from here
00:39:32before I have these guards
00:39:33beat you both to a pulp
00:39:35I'm sorry
00:39:36I will escort him
00:39:37out of here
00:39:37immediately
00:39:38let's go
00:39:39fuck
00:39:40fuck
00:39:40okay
00:39:40I'm sorry
00:39:41I'm sorry
00:39:42peace
00:39:43are you alright Mr. Hawkins
00:39:46you're not hurt
00:39:48are you
00:39:48no I'm fine
00:39:49Justin I've been
00:39:51believe me
00:39:51no
00:39:52stop worrying about me
00:39:53and uh
00:39:55do me a favor
00:39:56have a shuttle
00:39:57for the passengers on board
00:39:58I'm sure they are so exhausted
00:40:00after all they've been through
00:40:01yes sir
00:40:02thank you so much again for today
00:40:20if it wasn't for you
00:40:21I
00:40:22I don't know what would have happened
00:40:24I'm glad I could help
00:40:27actually
00:40:28I wanted to ask you
00:40:31about something else
00:40:32what is it
00:40:34could you pretend
00:40:36to be my boyfriend tomorrow
00:40:38pretend to be
00:40:39your boyfriend
00:40:41you don't think
00:40:45I'm too old for you
00:40:45I'm sure you've heard
00:40:47of the grand family
00:40:48well I'm their sole heiress
00:40:51and that's why my dad
00:40:53is pressuring me
00:40:54to marry
00:40:54but
00:40:55I don't want to get married
00:40:58hence the looking
00:41:00for a big boyfriend
00:41:01I never would have guessed
00:41:03you were the
00:41:03grand family heiress
00:41:05grand family heiress
00:41:08it's a household name
00:41:10in New York
00:41:10yeah
00:41:11well
00:41:14my dad told me
00:41:15that if I didn't bring
00:41:16a man home
00:41:17within three years
00:41:18he'd find me a groom
00:41:18and that was three years ago
00:41:21but
00:41:22none of the fake boyfriends
00:41:23I found are any good
00:41:24every time they find out
00:41:26who my dad is
00:41:27they
00:41:27freak and back out
00:41:28but you
00:41:31you're different
00:41:34I don't think
00:41:38you would let
00:41:39a little storm
00:41:40under you
00:41:40little
00:41:42or big
00:41:44I think you're
00:41:46the only man
00:41:47who could win over
00:41:47my father
00:41:48I've never had an awful
00:41:50like this before
00:41:51I'll do it
00:41:55really
00:41:57really
00:41:59great
00:42:01um
00:42:04there's just
00:42:05one more thing
00:42:07if you're gonna pretend
00:42:10to be my boyfriend
00:42:11you're gonna have to act
00:42:13rich
00:42:15well
00:42:18I am rich
00:42:19so
00:42:20it should be easy
00:42:21yes
00:42:23yes
00:42:24that's the exact vibe
00:42:25I'm going for
00:42:26um
00:42:28I think there's still
00:42:30a bit of room
00:42:30for improvement
00:42:31though
00:42:32okay
00:42:34how about this
00:42:35could you dress
00:42:37like um
00:42:37would you make
00:42:39nine figures
00:42:39nine figures
00:42:42nine figures
00:42:43yeah
00:42:43yeah
00:42:44like um
00:42:45like your net worth
00:42:47is
00:42:47three hundred million
00:42:48three hundred million
00:42:52yeah
00:42:52yeah
00:42:53yeah that's all
00:42:54I'm asking for
00:42:54okay
00:42:55I'll see you here
00:42:57tomorrow
00:42:58at 2pm
00:42:59okay
00:42:59don't be late
00:43:01thank you
00:43:05three hundred million
00:43:10I make that much
00:43:11in a day
00:43:12how am I supposed
00:43:16to downgrade
00:43:17Evelyn
00:43:21I don't understand
00:43:23why you insist
00:43:24on being a flight attendant
00:43:25when you could be living
00:43:26your best life
00:43:27as the Grant family
00:43:28I know
00:43:29I mean
00:43:29what do flight attendants
00:43:31make anyways
00:43:3150k a year
00:43:32my husband gives me more
00:43:35in spending money
00:43:35each week
00:43:36see this bag
00:43:38it's Chanel
00:43:39limited edition
00:43:40my husband bought it
00:43:42for me
00:43:42and there are only
00:43:43three of these
00:43:44on the entire planet earth
00:43:46when you inherit
00:43:47your father's money
00:43:47you're gonna be able
00:43:48to buy all three of those
00:43:49and then some
00:43:50wait
00:43:51who said
00:43:52I'm going to inherit
00:43:53my father's fortune
00:43:54I don't need my family's money
00:43:56fine
00:43:58but if you're not gonna
00:43:59take the inheritance
00:44:00for yourself
00:44:01then at least
00:44:02find a handsome man
00:44:03to marry
00:44:04pump out a few
00:44:04beautiful babies
00:44:05and leave the money
00:44:06for them
00:44:07slay
00:44:08yes
00:44:08if you're trying
00:44:09to get away
00:44:09from your father
00:44:10you might as well
00:44:11just have a family
00:44:11for your own
00:44:13what do I look like
00:44:14baby m***ing
00:44:15if my dad
00:44:16really wants an heir
00:44:17then he can have
00:44:18a kid himself
00:44:19Ev
00:44:20stop being so stubborn
00:44:21okay
00:44:22trust me
00:44:23you're gonna like
00:44:23this next guy
00:44:24I'm setting you up with
00:44:25girl
00:44:25he's in finance
00:44:26he's 6'5
00:44:27blue eyes
00:44:27the works
00:44:28if I didn't have a boyfriend
00:44:29I would be all on that
00:44:31well ladies
00:44:32actually
00:44:33I already have a boyfriend
00:44:34what
00:44:35you have a boyfriend
00:44:38Ev
00:44:42oh my god
00:44:43okay
00:44:43I love this for you
00:44:45you have to tell us
00:44:46which one of these
00:44:47elite families
00:44:47is he from
00:44:48I mean
00:44:49you have to introduce us
00:44:50yeah
00:44:50well
00:44:51he's
00:44:52a little older
00:44:53but I'm already
00:44:57in love with him
00:44:58okay
00:45:00you'll like him
00:45:02let's go meet him
00:45:03Mr. Hawkins
00:45:09making three absolute hotties
00:45:21like us
00:45:21wait around in a garage
00:45:23oh
00:45:23some gentleman
00:45:24he is
00:45:25why is that phone ringing
00:45:35hello
00:45:37this mechanic
00:45:39is a fucking creep
00:45:41you disgusting pervert
00:45:43I'm sorry
00:45:43I did not mean to
00:45:45yeah right
00:45:46we all saw you
00:45:46you greasy old fuck
00:45:48I'm gonna gout
00:45:49your goddamn eyes
00:45:50miss
00:45:52I promise
00:45:53I wasn't trying
00:45:54to do anything
00:45:54tell that to the cops
00:45:57Mr. Hawkins
00:45:59wait
00:46:00you know him
00:46:01Mr. Hawkins
00:46:05what were you doing
00:46:06under the car
00:46:07oh
00:46:09well
00:46:09I got here early
00:46:10and thought I'd take the car
00:46:12for a quick spin
00:46:12when I got back
00:46:14you weren't here
00:46:14so I thought I'd
00:46:15check the engine
00:46:15but
00:46:16Mr. Hawkins
00:46:18I thought I told you
00:46:19to dress like
00:46:20a rich man
00:46:21and not somebody
00:46:22who fixes cars
00:46:23for a living
00:46:24yeah
00:46:25you told me
00:46:25my net worth
00:46:26was supposed to be
00:46:26300 million
00:46:27yes
00:46:28yes
00:46:29so
00:46:29what on earth
00:46:30made you think
00:46:31that scruffy mechanic
00:46:32was the right look
00:46:33300 million
00:46:35is what I pay
00:46:36my engineer
00:46:36this fits exactly
00:46:38what you asked for
00:46:40right
00:46:40um
00:46:42I was just
00:46:44really counting
00:46:45on you
00:46:45if you pay your
00:46:46engineer so much
00:46:47money
00:46:48wouldn't you
00:46:48if you have
00:46:48nicer clothes
00:46:49Evelyn
00:46:50this is his
00:46:51jumpsuit
00:46:51I stopped by
00:46:52his place
00:46:52to pick it up
00:46:53on the way here
00:46:53I thought this
00:46:55is what he wanted
00:46:55Ev
00:46:57you aren't
00:46:59actually telling us
00:47:00that you know
00:47:00this dirt broke
00:47:01mechanic
00:47:02well
00:47:05I don't
00:47:06just know him
00:47:08he's my boyfriend
00:47:10what
00:47:11what
00:47:11so
00:47:15that billionaire
00:47:16that you were
00:47:16telling me about
00:47:17that man
00:47:18it's
00:47:20him
00:47:20the grease monkey
00:47:22well guys
00:47:24I know he's a
00:47:26little bit
00:47:26rough around the
00:47:28edges
00:47:28but
00:47:28he's stacked
00:47:30like
00:47:30Jeff Bezos
00:47:32this guy
00:47:33has that
00:47:34kind of money
00:47:35is that so
00:47:36hard to believe
00:47:36highly sought
00:47:38after engineer
00:47:39yeah freaking
00:47:42right
00:47:43I mean
00:47:43all I see
00:47:44standing in front
00:47:45of me
00:47:45is an oily
00:47:46old repairman
00:47:47screw this
00:47:48this mechanic
00:47:49has got to be
00:47:49some kind of
00:47:50tender swindler
00:47:51I've got to
00:47:52expose him
00:47:52Ev
00:47:53you can't
00:47:54actually be
00:47:55serious that
00:47:56you know
00:47:56this dirt broke
00:47:57mechanic
00:47:58Evelyn
00:48:00in your back
00:48:01so
00:48:03you're the
00:48:04Grant family
00:48:05heiress
00:48:06you have
00:48:07billions
00:48:08coming into
00:48:09your lab
00:48:10potentially
00:48:11what are you
00:48:12doing
00:48:13with this
00:48:14grease monkey
00:48:15I think
00:48:16we're a
00:48:17perfect match
00:48:18and
00:48:19I like him
00:48:21and I want
00:48:22to be with
00:48:22him
00:48:22so
00:48:23there's that
00:48:24okay
00:48:26well
00:48:27if you have
00:48:28so much
00:48:29fuck you
00:48:30money
00:48:30then
00:48:30why didn't
00:48:31you bring
00:48:32any gifts
00:48:32for your
00:48:33girlfriend's
00:48:33cousins
00:48:34selena
00:48:35that
00:48:35that's
00:48:36a little
00:48:36rude
00:48:37no no
00:48:37she's right
00:48:38it would
00:48:38be impolite
00:48:39for me
00:48:39to show up
00:48:40empty handed
00:48:40of course
00:48:43I brought gifts
00:48:43for family
00:48:44I wonder
00:48:48what that
00:48:48piece of shit
00:48:49swindler mechanic
00:48:50got us
00:49:10sir
00:49:15ladies
00:49:17I present
00:49:19the newest
00:49:19limited edition
00:49:20chanel handbags
00:49:21there are only
00:49:22three of these
00:49:23in the whole
00:49:23wide world
00:49:23um
00:49:26crystal
00:49:28why do these
00:49:29three bags
00:49:30look identical
00:49:31to yours
00:49:32no
00:49:33my husband
00:49:34bought me
00:49:35this bag
00:49:36I know
00:49:37you
00:49:40dirty
00:49:41broke ass
00:49:42grease monkey
00:49:43first
00:49:45you lie
00:49:46to Evelyn
00:49:46and say
00:49:47that you're
00:49:47rich
00:49:47just so
00:49:48she'll
00:49:48date you
00:49:49and now
00:49:49you show
00:49:49up here
00:49:50with these
00:49:50fake goods
00:49:51and shitty
00:49:52knockoff
00:49:52bags
00:49:53as gifts
00:49:54yes
00:49:55these are
00:49:55real
00:49:55my secretary
00:49:56personally
00:49:57delivered them
00:49:58to me
00:49:58just yesterday
00:49:59did he
00:50:00just say
00:50:01he has
00:50:01a secretary
00:50:02of all
00:50:02things
00:50:03this
00:50:04dirty
00:50:04lowdown
00:50:05grease monkey
00:50:06would never
00:50:06have a
00:50:07secretary
00:50:07that's
00:50:08crazy
00:50:08trust me
00:50:10I insist
00:50:11Evelyn
00:50:15where the
00:50:16hell did
00:50:17you find
00:50:17this guy
00:50:18I mean
00:50:19it'd be one
00:50:20thing if he
00:50:20didn't provide
00:50:21us with
00:50:21gifts
00:50:22we could
00:50:22chalk it up
00:50:23to him
00:50:23being forgetful
00:50:24or poor
00:50:24but to show
00:50:26up here
00:50:26with these
00:50:27fake goods
00:50:27in order
00:50:28to try
00:50:28and trick
00:50:28us
00:50:29that just
00:50:30proves
00:50:30he's trying
00:50:31to
00:50:31window
00:50:31your
00:50:31fortune
00:50:32that just
00:50:36proves he's
00:50:37trying to
00:50:37swindle
00:50:38your fortune
00:50:39listen
00:50:39I am
00:50:40not
00:50:40trying to
00:50:41swindle
00:50:43your fortune
00:50:44listen
00:50:44I am
00:50:45not
00:50:45trying to
00:50:46swindle
00:50:46anybody
00:50:47my secretary
00:50:48had these
00:50:49bags
00:50:49delivered on
00:50:50a private jet
00:50:51straight from
00:50:52the Chanel
00:50:52headquarters in
00:50:53London
00:50:53but these
00:50:54are as real
00:50:55as it gets
00:50:55and what
00:50:57my bag is
00:50:59fake then
00:50:59listen
00:51:00dumbass
00:51:01see this
00:51:02my husband
00:51:02bought me
00:51:03this bag
00:51:04there are supposed
00:51:04to be only
00:51:05three of these
00:51:05on the entire
00:51:06planet earth
00:51:07but here
00:51:08in this garage
00:51:08there are
00:51:09four
00:51:09which means
00:51:10your bags
00:51:11are not
00:51:12golf
00:51:13come on
00:51:14it's clear
00:51:15that this
00:51:15man is
00:51:16playing you
00:51:16for a fool
00:51:16all right
00:51:17you don't
00:51:19believe the
00:51:19bags are
00:51:20real
00:51:20confirm
00:51:22bonjour
00:51:30Mr. Rockings
00:51:31Lafayette
00:51:32bien
00:51:32too
00:51:32sweet
00:51:33authentifié
00:51:34c'est ça
00:51:35pour moi
00:51:35bah oui
00:51:39sir
00:51:39got it
00:51:40forget it
00:51:43creep
00:51:43just take
00:51:44your knockoff
00:51:44bags
00:51:45and get
00:51:45out
00:51:45it's
00:51:54raining
00:51:54money
00:51:55how can
00:51:56a regular
00:51:57mechanic
00:51:57have so
00:51:58much
00:51:58money
00:51:59sir
00:52:01why is
00:52:02there
00:52:02cash
00:52:03in that
00:52:03bag
00:52:03sir
00:52:07why is
00:52:08there
00:52:09cash
00:52:09in this
00:52:10bag
00:52:10well
00:52:11I didn't
00:52:11think
00:52:12this
00:52:12in my
00:52:12hand
00:52:12would
00:52:12be
00:52:13quite
00:52:13enough
00:52:13and I
00:52:14didn't
00:52:14have
00:52:14enough
00:52:14time
00:52:14to
00:52:15prepare
00:52:15so
00:52:15I
00:52:16added a
00:52:17little
00:52:17extra
00:52:17on top
00:52:18of it
00:52:19sir
00:52:20this is
00:52:21just to
00:52:22watch
00:52:22nothing
00:52:24really
00:52:24okay
00:52:26this
00:52:26has to
00:52:27be
00:52:27fake
00:52:28too
00:52:28all right
00:52:29I've
00:52:29had enough
00:52:30with this
00:52:30man
00:52:30first your
00:52:31background's
00:52:32fake
00:52:32your
00:52:32job's
00:52:32fake
00:52:33I bet
00:52:33you
00:52:34your hair
00:52:34is not
00:52:34even real
00:52:34selena
00:52:36at least
00:52:38this hair
00:52:38is real
00:52:38as real
00:52:40as money
00:52:40on the
00:52:40floor
00:52:41yeah
00:52:41back to
00:52:42that
00:52:42you keep
00:52:43tricking
00:52:43us
00:52:44Ev
00:52:44this guy
00:52:45is no
00:52:45good
00:52:46ditch him
00:52:47I promise
00:52:49everything is
00:52:50real
00:52:50just
00:52:50look closely
00:52:52I
00:52:52think
00:52:54this is
00:52:55real
00:52:55well he
00:52:56probably robbed
00:52:57someone
00:52:58well I'm
00:53:02still calling
00:53:03the cops
00:53:03bonjour
00:53:09Mr. Hawkins
00:53:10what the
00:53:15fuck
00:53:15that's
00:53:16Lafayette
00:53:16Price
00:53:17that's
00:53:17just
00:53:17Chanel's
00:53:17lead
00:53:18designer
00:53:18Mr. Hawkins
00:53:25you called
00:53:26and I'm
00:53:27right here
00:53:27Lafayette
00:53:28quick question
00:53:29those bags
00:53:30you gave
00:53:31me yesterday
00:53:31you said
00:53:32there was
00:53:33only three
00:53:33in the whole
00:53:34world
00:53:34that's right
00:53:35sir
00:53:35we've only
00:53:36made three
00:53:36of these
00:53:37bags
00:53:37and we
00:53:37gave them
00:53:38all to
00:53:38you
00:53:38why
00:53:40is there
00:53:41a fourth
00:53:42right there
00:53:44pardon
00:53:46madame
00:53:47but would
00:53:47you mind
00:53:47if I took
00:53:48a look
00:53:48at your
00:53:48bag
00:53:49merci
00:53:51oh
00:53:52la
00:53:53la
00:53:54this
00:53:54counterfease
00:53:55just keep
00:53:55getting worse
00:53:56and worse
00:53:56unbelievable
00:53:57mr. Hawkins
00:53:58this is truly
00:53:59an awful
00:54:00knockoff
00:54:01the stitch
00:54:02work
00:54:02is amateur
00:54:03at best
00:54:03and they
00:54:04did not
00:54:04even get
00:54:05the logo
00:54:05right
00:54:06but my
00:54:07husband
00:54:07bought me
00:54:08that bag
00:54:08he would
00:54:09never get
00:54:09me a
00:54:09fake bag
00:54:10madame
00:54:11a man
00:54:12who buys
00:54:12you a cheap
00:54:13trash
00:54:13like this
00:54:14isn't worth
00:54:14your time
00:54:15if I
00:54:16were you
00:54:17I'd get
00:54:18those
00:54:18divorce
00:54:19papers
00:54:19ready
00:54:20okay
00:54:21lafayette
00:54:23merci
00:54:24bultonade
00:54:24aviatto
00:54:26au revoir
00:54:27do you believe
00:54:33me now
00:54:33whoa
00:54:38whoa
00:54:38whoa
00:54:39who started
00:54:39the party
00:54:40without me
00:54:41eveline
00:54:47this is
00:54:48xavier
00:54:49he's the
00:54:50hot shot
00:54:50race car
00:54:50driver
00:54:50i was
00:54:51telling you
00:54:51about
00:54:51so
00:54:52you're
00:54:53evelyn
00:54:54and you
00:54:56must be
00:54:56her father
00:54:57xavier
00:54:59no this
00:55:00is not
00:55:01evelyn's
00:55:02father
00:55:02if he's
00:55:04not
00:55:04then why
00:55:05did they
00:55:06look so
00:55:06close
00:55:07because he's
00:55:11my boyfriend
00:55:11boyfriend
00:55:12evelyn
00:55:13what the
00:55:14fuck is
00:55:14going on
00:55:15here
00:55:15what do
00:55:17i need
00:55:17your
00:55:17permission
00:55:18to date
00:55:18someone
00:55:19evelyn
00:55:19i come
00:55:20here today
00:55:20to see
00:55:21you
00:55:22and you
00:55:22bring this
00:55:23wrinkly
00:55:23old
00:55:23boomer
00:55:24who you
00:55:24claim
00:55:24is
00:55:24your
00:55:24boyfriend
00:55:25are you
00:55:26trying
00:55:27to
00:55:27embarrass
00:55:27me
00:55:28are you
00:55:31trying
00:55:32to
00:55:32embarrass
00:55:32me
00:55:33what does
00:55:33me being
00:55:34her boyfriend
00:55:34have to do
00:55:35with you
00:55:35shut it
00:55:36old
00:55:36farts
00:55:37i don't
00:55:38lace my
00:55:38breath
00:55:39answering
00:55:40no-name
00:55:40mechanics
00:55:41listen
00:55:45old
00:55:46man
00:55:46either
00:55:47you
00:55:47break
00:55:47it
00:55:47off
00:55:47with
00:55:48evelyn
00:55:48or
00:55:52i
00:55:52make
00:55:52you
00:55:53dis
00:55:53xavier
00:55:54xavier's
00:55:55from one
00:55:55of the
00:55:55top
00:55:56families
00:55:56in new
00:55:56york
00:55:57city
00:55:57if you
00:55:58don't
00:55:58do
00:55:58what
00:55:58he
00:55:58says
00:55:59he'll
00:55:59fucking
00:55:59finish
00:56:00you
00:56:00evelyn
00:56:01are you
00:56:01for real
00:56:01xavier's got
00:56:03it all
00:56:03he's young
00:56:04he's handsome
00:56:05he's got a lot
00:56:05going for him
00:56:06what is
00:56:07josh
00:56:08john
00:56:10jet
00:56:10whatever
00:56:11have that
00:56:12he doesn't
00:56:13he's got
00:56:13all together
00:56:15all i see
00:56:16is a pathetic
00:56:16jerk
00:56:17who's running
00:56:18around spending
00:56:19his daddy's
00:56:19money on
00:56:20gambling
00:56:20cookers
00:56:21and drugs
00:56:22so what's
00:56:23a little
00:56:23fun
00:56:24you know
00:56:24work hard
00:56:25play hard
00:56:25besides
00:56:27check this
00:56:28out
00:56:28xavier
00:56:30finished a lap
00:56:31in 38 seconds
00:56:32that's one
00:56:33of the top
00:56:3410 lap
00:56:34times of
00:56:35the racetrack
00:56:36wow
00:56:3838 seconds
00:56:39xavier
00:56:41you're gonna
00:56:41be a nascar
00:56:42star in
00:56:42this
00:56:4338 second
00:56:45lap time
00:56:46is
00:56:46not bad
00:56:47on this
00:56:47track
00:56:48see when
00:56:49i was younger
00:56:50i was doing
00:56:50laps faster
00:56:51than that
00:56:51without breaking
00:56:52the sweat
00:56:52but you know
00:56:53i guess
00:56:55there's always
00:56:55improvement
00:56:55for
00:56:56non-res
00:56:58i guess
00:57:01there's always
00:57:01improvement
00:57:02for
00:57:02a novice
00:57:03like you
00:57:04faster than
00:57:0538 seconds
00:57:07give me a
00:57:08break
00:57:08old man
00:57:09that screen
00:57:11shows the
00:57:12top times
00:57:12ever recorded
00:57:13at this
00:57:13racetrack
00:57:14if you were
00:57:16really faster
00:57:17your name
00:57:18would be
00:57:18above mine
00:57:19stop being
00:57:20mean to him
00:57:21he
00:57:21he saved
00:57:22me
00:57:22many times
00:57:23saved you
00:57:24so
00:57:25old man
00:57:27you really
00:57:28think you're
00:57:29a speed star
00:57:30do a
00:57:33lap
00:57:33prove it
00:57:34i don't need
00:57:36to prove
00:57:36anything
00:57:37see that
00:57:38screen
00:57:39the time at
00:57:40the top of
00:57:41the list
00:57:41is mine
00:57:41the top of
00:57:46the list
00:57:4729 seconds
00:57:49so you're
00:57:50saying that
00:57:50you got
00:57:51the top
00:57:51recorded speed
00:57:52in history
00:57:53here at
00:57:53godspeed
00:57:54racetrack
00:57:55the top
00:57:56recorded speed
00:57:57in history
00:57:57here at
00:57:58godspeed
00:57:59racetrack
00:58:00well that's
00:58:01not all
00:58:01back in the
00:58:04day
00:58:04my name
00:58:05used to fill
00:58:05every spot
00:58:06on that
00:58:06leaderboard
00:58:07but as i
00:58:08got older
00:58:08i started
00:58:09taking my
00:58:09foot off
00:58:10the gas
00:58:10i want to
00:58:11give young
00:58:12hot shots
00:58:12like you
00:58:13a chance
00:58:13to shine
00:58:14that's
00:58:16hilarious
00:58:16so you're
00:58:17saying you
00:58:18used to
00:58:18be a
00:58:19racer
00:58:20come on
00:58:21you're just
00:58:22a filthy
00:58:22repairman
00:58:23when could
00:58:23you even
00:58:24afford your
00:58:24own car
00:58:25a car
00:58:26this old man
00:58:27can't even
00:58:27afford a
00:58:28used bike
00:58:29ev your
00:58:31senior citizen
00:58:32boyfriend is
00:58:33a pathological
00:58:34liar
00:58:34you can't
00:58:35trust a
00:58:35thing he
00:58:36says
00:58:36mr hulkins
00:58:39you don't
00:58:40have to
00:58:40put up
00:58:41on act
00:58:41you can
00:58:42just be
00:58:42yourself
00:58:43why be
00:58:45myself
00:58:45congratulations
00:58:46to xavier
00:58:47gordon
00:58:47on recording
00:58:47a top 10
00:58:48that time
00:58:49in the history
00:58:49of godspeed
00:58:50racetrack
00:58:50as a reward
00:58:51you will
00:58:51receive a
00:58:52generous cash
00:58:52prize of
00:58:5310 million
00:58:54dollars
00:58:54oh my god
00:59:00congrats
00:59:01xavier
00:59:01there hasn't
00:59:02been a name
00:59:03on the top
00:59:0310 list
00:59:04in over a
00:59:04decade
00:59:05trust me
00:59:07i'm just
00:59:08getting started
00:59:09jeez
00:59:17a 38 second
00:59:18lap time
00:59:19is only good
00:59:19for 10th
00:59:20of all time
00:59:21whoever has
00:59:22the times
00:59:22before must
00:59:23be a
00:59:23generational
00:59:23talent
00:59:24those are
00:59:25the guys
00:59:25from yesterday
00:59:26but i'm
00:59:27up now
00:59:27and you
00:59:28better believe
00:59:29i'm coming
00:59:30for their
00:59:30heads
00:59:31yeah see
00:59:33that old
00:59:33man
00:59:34xavier's name
00:59:35is going
00:59:35down in
00:59:36history
00:59:36who the
00:59:37fuck are
00:59:37you to
00:59:37compare
00:59:38yourself
00:59:38to him
00:59:39mr hawkins
00:59:40i was trying
00:59:42to tell you
00:59:42you can't
00:59:43keep up
00:59:44this act
00:59:44forever
00:59:44just look
00:59:47what a
00:59:49joke
00:59:49this old
00:59:50man fixes
00:59:51cars
00:59:52i race
00:59:53them
00:59:53just look
00:59:54what
01:00:03why
01:00:04do they
01:00:04all say
01:00:05jet
01:00:06what did
01:00:07you do
01:00:08you old
01:00:09schmuck
01:00:10you probably
01:00:11paid someone
01:00:12to fix the
01:00:13rankings
01:00:13didn't you
01:00:14has it not
01:00:14occurred to you
01:00:15that maybe
01:00:16those laptops
01:00:17are really
01:00:17fine
01:00:18honestly it's
01:00:19impressive you
01:00:19were even able
01:00:20to meet the top
01:00:2010 time with
01:00:21entry-level race car
01:00:23entry-level race car
01:00:25if you're going to claim to be a racer you better know the first thing about
01:00:30cars this is a jaguar i7 custom i dropped five million bucks on it
01:00:38this old geezer who fixes cars can't tell a gem when he sees one the only thing he should be repairing is his own brain
01:00:44i've driven this jaguar before the handling on it is some of the worst i've ever seen
01:00:51i should surprise a beginner like you didn't crash it did i just hear a greasy old repairman refer to me a prize-winning racer as a beginner just you wait buddy i'm gonna buy a new car and when i do my name is going to shoot to the top of the chart
01:01:09new car huh
01:01:11i mean if you need any help i'd be more than happy to contact a dealership for you
01:01:17that's hilarious
01:01:18i'm friends with ivan the top race car dealership in vegas
01:01:24the last thing i need is your help
01:01:27the last thing i need is your help
01:01:33you're friends with ivan
01:01:35the billionaire who gets exclusive sales to the newest top tier race cars
01:01:40wow i didn't know you knew ivan
01:01:43yeah go ahead give him a call
01:01:46i'm looking to buy a new car for him too
01:01:48fuck i shouldn't have talked to such a big game
01:01:52i've only brushed shoulders with ivan once
01:01:54and we didn't even speak
01:01:56if i call this guy
01:01:58he'll expose me
01:01:59or
01:02:00do not have his number
01:02:02what
01:02:03ivan and i are day ones
01:02:06and you say you want to buy a new car
01:02:11can you even afford one with your meager mechanic salary
01:02:14weird
01:02:15straight to voicemail
01:02:16probably has his phone off
01:02:19i'll talk to him next time
01:02:20i wanted to meet the legend
01:02:22i mean meeting ivan in real life would be so surreal
01:02:27oh but it's probably for the best that ivan doesn't see this disgusting mechanic anyways
01:02:34he can't be associating and mingling with such repair man
01:02:38well let's give ivan a call
01:02:41see if he agrees
01:02:42ivan
01:02:48yeah it's me
01:02:51listen
01:02:52can you come by the racetrack
01:02:54yeah i'm with a guy who really wants to buy a car from you
01:02:58yeah and actually i was thinking about buying a new car for me myself
01:03:03yeah the racetrack
01:03:05great
01:03:06i'll see you soon
01:03:08that
01:03:09was
01:03:11an oscar
01:03:12worthy performance
01:03:14thank you
01:03:15oscar worthy
01:03:17oh please
01:03:18if ivan didn't answer the phone for xavier
01:03:20why would he answer the phone for you
01:03:22guys
01:03:23this grease monkey is running us through a loop
01:03:26he probably wasn't even on the phone
01:03:28just
01:03:29standing there
01:03:30talking
01:03:31to no one
01:03:33thanks
01:03:33well when ivan shows up in the next few minutes
01:03:38let's just see if i was still talking to myself
01:03:41in the next few minutes
01:03:42who the hell are you to claim that you know ivan
01:03:46let's just wait and see
01:03:52i've had enough of your empty posturing buddy
01:03:55that guy is my brother from another mother
01:03:59so i know him well enough that to ask him to carve out time
01:04:03in his busy schedule to come down here to this dusty garage
01:04:08if you think that he's gonna drop everything to meet you
01:04:11you're out of your goddamn mind
01:04:13he's right ivan's a multi-billionaire
01:04:17he's got places to go and people to see
01:04:20he can't just be seen mingling here with you dirt old repair man
01:04:24ivan always makes time for me
01:04:26i brought a lot of business to his dealership for the past few years
01:04:29so at least he can do
01:04:31like what
01:04:32ask you for car parts
01:04:34i mean i must have bought
01:04:37like 25 cars or so within the last few years
01:04:40okay you bought 25 cars
01:04:45i don't know what do you mean
01:04:46and like hot wheels
01:04:47evelyn
01:04:49i'm getting tired of your boyfriend's shit
01:04:51either he shuts his mouth
01:04:53or we leave
01:04:54ivan
01:05:09nice to see you
01:05:11hi it's so nice to meet you
01:05:13hi
01:05:13nice to meet you
01:05:14mr hawkins
01:05:17it's been a while
01:05:18ivan
01:05:18i don't understand
01:05:20why did he just go right past xavier and go straight to this slime ball
01:05:24yeah i thought you guys were supposed to be friends
01:05:26so
01:05:27so did i
01:05:29ivan
01:05:30no
01:05:30this guy behind you
01:05:32he tried calling you but it went straight to voicemail
01:05:35what was that about
01:05:37oh that yes
01:05:39i get a lot of calls from small time racers who are too broke to actually afford a car
01:05:44eventually i got sick of it so i stopped answering altogether
01:05:47but ivan
01:05:49i mean you picked up right away when i called you
01:05:53of course
01:05:54that's because you're you
01:05:56i have a separate phone and a separate phone number just for when you call
01:06:00no one else even has it
01:06:02classic ivan
01:06:04well you've always known how to treat your top clients
01:06:08that's what sets your business apart
01:06:10absolutely mr hawkins
01:06:11so you said that you were in the market for a new car
01:06:14did you have anything particular in mind
01:06:17yeah well i like the look of the latest lamborghini
01:06:20didn't you just get the first one in stock
01:06:23why don't you have someone send it over
01:06:24absolutely we'll take care of that right away
01:06:26thank you ivan
01:06:27oh and uh xavier here also wants to buy a car from you
01:06:31xavier who's that
01:06:33i don't know
01:06:34that guy
01:06:35he said you two were brothers from another mother
01:06:39who the hell is that
01:06:42i'm xavier
01:06:45don't you remember me
01:06:46six
01:06:47no
01:06:49anyway you said you were looking for a car what kind of car would you like
01:06:52yeah do you have any porsche 718s in stock
01:06:56no we don't carry those
01:06:57all right
01:06:58do you have the newest gran turismo
01:07:01yeah
01:07:02that would also be a no
01:07:04sir forgive my bluntness
01:07:06but you run the top dealership in the states
01:07:08shouldn't you offer a wider selection
01:07:11listen
01:07:12sean cody
01:07:13zach xavier
01:07:15whatever your name is
01:07:16my dealership only sells
01:07:18uber luxury
01:07:20supercars
01:07:21just compare the cars that
01:07:23mr hawkins buys to the ones that you're talking about
01:07:25and i think you'll see the difference
01:07:26the bottom line is
01:07:28if you only have one or two million dollars to spend then
01:07:31perhaps you should take your business somewhere else
01:07:34mr hawkins is he saying that a two million dollar car is not enough for his dealership
01:07:43uh yeah pretty much all of uh ivan's cars run ten million dollars or more
01:07:48ten million that's insane
01:07:50well then ivan's dealership definitely doesn't have anything on xavier's budget
01:07:55fine i don't need your shitty dealership anyway
01:07:58i'll just go to another place with more variety
01:08:01if you had told me that you only had a one or two million dollar budget
01:08:05then i would have sent you to any old run-of-the-mill auto dealer
01:08:09instead of standing here wasting my time
01:08:14mr hawkins
01:08:17we will have your memordini delivered to you right away
01:08:20ivan it's always a pleasure
01:08:22thank you sir
01:08:23if you and ivan are friends why did he completely ignore you
01:08:30uh well
01:08:34guys isn't it obvious
01:08:37xavier and ivan were never friends
01:08:40he didn't even know him
01:08:41he was just lying to us
01:08:44why would xavier lie to us
01:08:46you know what's more possible
01:08:47is the person that was just here
01:08:50isn't even the real ivan
01:08:51yeah that's exactly it
01:08:53that wasn't even the real ivan
01:08:54okay um
01:08:56yeah
01:08:57who was he then
01:08:59how should we know
01:09:00he probably picked up a
01:09:02random impersonator off the street
01:09:04wow i'm i mean honestly i am i'm impressed
01:09:08i mean the mental gymnastics on display here are
01:09:11truly remarkable
01:09:13what's the bullshit
01:09:14here's the truth
01:09:16you're a piss poor auto mechanic who used his entire month's salary
01:09:19hiring some guy off the street to come here and make you look cool
01:09:23so
01:09:24stop acting big and copying that you got a lamborghini
01:09:27but we know the truth
01:09:29that you're a fucking bike commuter
01:09:31mr hawking the car you requested has aroused at the track
01:09:41would you like to take it for a test drive
01:09:42absolutely
01:09:44bring it to the garage
01:09:46so
01:09:48that was your
01:09:50new
01:09:51lamborghini
01:09:52man he's gonna look like an idiot when that never shows up
01:09:55oh my god okay this can't be happening
01:10:16no freaking way this just dropped on the market for like 30 million dollars
01:10:20i can't believe this mechanic had that kind of pull
01:10:23mr hawkins
01:10:24is this really the car you're buying
01:10:26that's right
01:10:28but it
01:10:29it costs 30 million dollars
01:10:31how could you buy it without even banning an eye
01:10:34that's a mid-range purchase for me
01:10:36i have plenty of cars in my collection
01:10:38no fucking way
01:10:40i refuse to believe
01:10:42that this garage worker
01:10:44could afford this car
01:10:46well who's it for
01:10:47you
01:10:48the point is
01:10:50this isn't yours
01:10:51look at you in your greasy jumpsuit
01:10:54a guy like you
01:10:55would never
01:10:56get behind the wheel
01:10:57of a car like that
01:10:59xavier mr hawkins
01:11:03bought it from ivan
01:11:04right in front of your eyes
01:11:06how can you still not believe him
01:11:08that wasn't the real ivan
01:11:09i knew
01:11:10an auto mechanic like you
01:11:12could never afford
01:11:12a 30 million dollar race car like that
01:11:14this is just all part of your charade
01:11:16to show off your
01:11:17fuck you money
01:11:17really
01:11:18and to think i almost fell for your lies
01:11:23mr hawkins already proven himself
01:11:25if you don't believe him then i don't know what to tell you
01:11:29he didn't prove fucking shit
01:11:30you know
01:11:31i've got an idea
01:11:33this car has the new
01:11:35ai hologram built into it doesn't it
01:11:38well
01:11:40if it's really your car
01:11:42only you would be able to activate it
01:11:45yes it should
01:11:46rise and shine lambo
01:11:49hello how may i help you
01:11:55lambo
01:11:58come here
01:11:59oh my god
01:12:05that's the coolest feature i've ever seen in a car
01:12:08that's the first lamborghini with a speech recognition system
01:12:11so do you believe me now
01:12:15oh come on big deal
01:12:17all it proves is that the voice recognition works
01:12:19it just proves that it's working properly
01:12:22griever really
01:12:23it doesn't just recognize any voice it works for the owner no one else
01:12:28fine
01:12:30it is his car
01:12:32what kind of man would buy this barbie land bullshit
01:12:34who are you to judge what colors mr hawkins likes
01:12:38this is the one they had in stock
01:12:40pink
01:12:41it's probably the first one that hit the market
01:12:43or maybe he didn't have enough money to customize it
01:12:46or more like
01:12:48he's renting the car
01:12:50well either way you shouldn't doubt him based on something so trivial
01:12:54i don't give a fuck what you say this is a woman's car
01:12:58finally you said something right
01:13:01this car is for a woman
01:13:04ha he did admit it
01:13:09see this car isn't his
01:13:11the old man finally ran out of tricks
01:13:13took him long enough
01:13:15evelyn
01:13:15what do you think of this car
01:13:17i i love it
01:13:21it's yours
01:13:23mine
01:13:25go ahead and talk to her
01:13:26hello lambo
01:13:31hello evelyn
01:13:32i'm your new lamborghini
01:13:34please get in
01:13:36listen
01:13:49a lamborghini supercar just showed up at the godspeed racetrack
01:13:54i need to know who its owner is
01:13:56the lamborghini you're asking about was following the car under the name of prince corp ceo
01:14:00prince corp
01:14:01isn't that the top financial firm in the states
01:14:04wait a minute
01:14:05i know the ceo
01:14:07it's damien
01:14:08that's right sir
01:14:09i knew it
01:14:11he's the only one who could afford something like this
01:14:15i bought this car with my own money
01:14:16what's going on
01:14:19it's all over for you garage guy
01:14:32is it really
01:14:33the owner of this car is a guy named damien
01:14:36and still you have the nerve to claim it was yours
01:14:41who is
01:14:41who is damien
01:14:43who is he
01:14:44he's the last man you'd want to cross in all of vegas
01:14:48oh you're talking about that damien
01:14:51i sure am
01:14:53ceo of prince corp
01:14:55and son of the wealthiest man in the world
01:14:59jet hawkins
01:15:00oh right
01:15:02that damien
01:15:04as if the name damien would mean anything to you old man
01:15:07why wouldn't it
01:15:08he's my son
01:15:09i'm the one who gave him that name
01:15:14mr hawkins
01:15:18what are you talking about
01:15:20this this damien
01:15:21he's the richest man in the states
01:15:23not even my family moves in his circle
01:15:25you have to be very careful when speaking his name
01:15:27evelyn i told you
01:15:29he's my son
01:15:30i can talk about him however i like
01:15:32mr hawkins
01:15:34you can ignore everything else i say
01:15:36but you have to trust me in this one
01:15:38damien is notorious for having a bad temper
01:15:41and
01:15:41and he runs very shady business
01:15:43they call him the devil of vegas
01:15:45so if he found out that you claim to be his father
01:15:48he would make means meat out of you
01:15:51what kind of shady business
01:15:52damien's always been a good kid
01:15:53you're saying people are going around calling him the devil
01:15:55did you just hear him
01:15:58he called the most feared man
01:16:01a good kid
01:16:03the old man's off his rocker
01:16:05and whatever brain cells he has left after damien's done with him
01:16:08they'll be fried to a crisp
01:16:10uh you should really put some distance between yourself and this repair man
01:16:19i would really hate to see you get dragged down with him
01:16:22mr hawkins
01:16:23you don't have to pretend to know damien
01:16:25it's all i gotta get you in big trouble
01:16:28evelyn i'm not pretending
01:16:30damien is my son
01:16:32god this mechanic's such a lost cause
01:16:34i've never met such a delusional bullshitter in my whole life
01:16:37it's time we expose you for who you really are garage guy
01:16:41i'm gonna call up damien and have him come over
01:16:44when he gets here
01:16:45you're fucking dead
01:16:47who is it
01:17:00who is it
01:17:09oh hey damien
01:17:10you remember me
01:17:12xavier
01:17:13ah anyways
01:17:14i'm here at the godspeed racetrack
01:17:16and there's some asshole here
01:17:18who's claiming to be your dad
01:17:20and he won't shut up
01:17:22someone's
01:17:25impersonating my father
01:17:28call the racetrack
01:17:36have them shut their gates
01:17:39and do not let anybody leave
01:17:42and if anybody tries to leave
01:17:44i want you to knock their fucking teeth out
01:17:47you got it boss
01:17:49ha that seals it
01:17:53you're good as dead old man
01:17:54you're horrible xavier
01:17:56how dare you snitch on mr hawkins like that
01:17:58i do whatever the fuck i please
01:18:00and when damien gets down here
01:18:01all bets are off
01:18:03even your family might get dragged into this
01:18:05the next thing you know
01:18:06your father is gonna be begging me
01:18:09to marry you
01:18:10to escape damien's wrath
01:18:12ev if your dad finds out that you pissed damien off
01:18:15he's really gonna start cracking the whip
01:18:17you've gotta break up with your repairman boyfriend
01:18:19before it's too late
01:18:20mr hawkins
01:18:21what are you doing
01:18:22you should leave
01:18:24before it's too late
01:18:25i'll ask someone to screw you out
01:18:26okay
01:18:27everybody listen up
01:18:29nobody's going anywhere
01:18:34everybody listen up
01:18:36nobody's going anywhere
01:18:38not until the devil of vegas gets here
01:18:39evelyn how about this
01:18:41you and i become a couple
01:18:43and in exchange
01:18:45i put in a good word for you
01:18:48and your family
01:18:49and get you out of this pickle
01:18:51if you refuse
01:18:52you and the entire grant family
01:18:54go down with this dirtbag mechanic
01:18:57xavier you're such a jerk
01:18:59so the thing is xavier
01:19:02everyone who's gonna be in a pickle
01:19:05is you
01:19:06the name's xavier
01:19:09i'm damien's friend
01:19:11nice to meet you xavier
01:19:13i fucking asked
01:19:18xavier xavier
01:19:22oh my god
01:19:23xavier
01:19:24xavier
01:19:26what the hell are you doing
01:19:29i thought you worked for damien
01:19:30you literally just almost killed his friend
01:19:33oh that's his friend huh
01:19:34i work for the man
01:19:41you don't think i know who his fucking friends are
01:19:43and you
01:19:44who the hell do you think you are
01:19:46acting like you're one of damien's friends
01:19:47huh
01:19:48i
01:19:48sir
01:19:49i am his friend
01:19:50ask damien
01:19:51i'm not here to bicker about who is or isn't friends with the boss
01:19:54these are damien's orders
01:19:56anyone tries to leave this garage
01:19:59gets the goddamn teeth knocked out
01:20:02my son damien is really the devil of vegas
01:20:06damien is really the devil of vegas
01:20:10hey you old sack of shit
01:20:15keep my boss's name out your fucking mouth
01:20:18mr hawkins
01:20:20i told you to be careful
01:20:22please let me handle this okay
01:20:24um sir
01:20:27my apologies
01:20:29my
01:20:30my friend here
01:20:32he
01:20:32he sometimes
01:20:33speaks without thinking
01:20:34really ev
01:20:36you're still defending him
01:20:37come on ev
01:20:39just ditch this stupid grease monkey
01:20:40i mean you're digging your own grave
01:20:42listen baby
01:20:43he could be the second coming of jesus fucking christ for all i care
01:20:48anybody who talks about my boss like that
01:20:50him and anyone who stands with him
01:20:54are fucking dead
01:20:55so tell me
01:20:58when did damien become
01:21:01such a ruthless savage
01:21:04say that
01:21:05one more time
01:21:08fuck
01:21:12i don't have time to play games with
01:21:15little minions like you
01:21:17all i'm saying is
01:21:19he's such a ruthless savage
01:21:21i'm worried about
01:21:22what will happen to all of you
01:21:26when he gets here
01:21:27what's gonna happen to us
01:21:30yo this mechanic's really gone off the deep end huh
01:21:33there's nothing more i'd like than to tear your old ass into a million pieces right now
01:21:37i'm gonna leave that fun for the boss
01:21:39speak of the devil
01:21:44speak of the devil
01:21:47that's him
01:21:50damien's here
01:21:51mr hawkins
01:21:54why didn't you leave when you had a chance
01:21:56damien's going to kill us
01:21:58trust me
01:21:59there's nothing right now
01:22:03you made it
01:22:06which one of you worthless piles of shit
01:22:11beat my 10th best lap time
01:22:14that was me
01:22:16you filthy little bastard
01:22:21my name
01:22:22was up on that board for years
01:22:24and now it's gone
01:22:26i didn't know that
01:22:28you were in 10th place
01:22:29i am so
01:22:31sorry
01:22:31i had a penalty on that lap
01:22:33i'll ask him to change it
01:22:35it's fine
01:22:36you're just lucky
01:22:37i'm in a good mood today
01:22:40so
01:22:40that was you that called me earlier
01:22:42yes
01:22:46as i said on the phone
01:22:48there's some deranged lunatic here
01:22:51who's pretending to be
01:22:52your father
01:22:54we were just about to sense into him
01:22:55my father retired years ago from racing
01:22:58so this track
01:22:58is the last place that you'd find him
01:23:00exactly
01:23:01that's why i knew it couldn't be him
01:23:04all right
01:23:05let's find that fucker that's impersonating my father
01:23:08all right
01:23:12which one of you dim little dipshits
01:23:16is impersonating my father
01:23:18well that'd be me
01:23:26dad
01:23:28dad
01:23:32what did you just call him
01:23:34are you deaf or stupid or something
01:23:37that's my father
01:23:39jet hawkins
01:23:40the richest most powerful man on earth
01:23:42mr hawkins
01:23:46this is so true
01:23:49i tried to tell you
01:23:50dad why don't you tell me you're coming to vegas
01:23:53i would have had one of my boys here pick you up in the airport
01:23:55it's fine
01:23:56my plane landed here on the track last night
01:23:58it was a productive trip too
01:24:00i was finally able to
01:24:02learn about my son's shady business
01:24:05that he's been doing behind my back
01:24:07what are you talking about
01:24:09save it
01:24:10you and i are going to talk later
01:24:12now if i heard correctly
01:24:14you are going to
01:24:16beat some sense into me
01:24:19is that right
01:24:20mr hawkins
01:24:21i'm sorry
01:24:23i should not have judged a book by its cover
01:24:26i had no idea that you were daemon's dad
01:24:29please
01:24:30please forgive me
01:24:31please
01:24:32oh you're sorry huh
01:24:34weren't you spewing threats just a minute ago
01:24:37anyone
01:24:44who disrespects my father
01:24:46is going to wish that they were dead
01:24:48anyone
01:24:53that disrespects my father
01:24:55is going to wish that they were dead
01:24:57get this human film out of my fucking sight
01:25:01no no xavier no
01:25:05wait
01:25:06please
01:25:07no
01:25:07i didn't mean to
01:25:09please forgive me
01:25:10the two of you were pretty full of yourselves before my son showed up
01:25:15no no no mr hawkins
01:25:17we
01:25:17we
01:25:18we are so sorry
01:25:19we will never let that happen again
01:25:21you're right
01:25:21it won't
01:25:22i
01:25:23you two are still young
01:25:25so i'll cut you some slack
01:25:26but if i hear anything about you giving evelyn a hard time
01:25:31there'll be consequences
01:25:33so now you believe me
01:25:44you know exactly who i am
01:25:46you're that
01:25:48jen hawkins
01:25:50you're the richest man in the world
01:25:51i'm trying to tell you
01:25:53dad
01:25:54you're never in vegas anymore
01:25:56why don't i just
01:25:57hop in my car all right
01:25:59and we go see the sights
01:26:00son
01:26:02step outside with me
01:26:04we have things to discuss
01:26:16i know what you've been up to damien
01:26:26you think that because you're a hawkins
01:26:30that gives you a free license to abuse your power
01:26:32to run around vegas like you own the city
01:26:35you think that your last name gives you a
01:26:38get out of jail free card
01:26:40i don't know what you're talking about dad
01:26:43i mean whoever's telling you this is just slandering
01:26:46me okay that's just bullshit
01:26:47all right it's not true
01:26:48you know when they said you were the devil of vegas i didn't believe it
01:26:52but now i see it
01:26:54this man standing in front of me
01:26:57it's not the well-behaved respectful son i raised
01:27:00not anymore
01:27:02i can explain everything okay
01:27:04okay great
01:27:06because i would love
01:27:07to hear this explanation
01:27:09how about we start with your orders to shut down this racetrack
01:27:13and knock the teeth out of anybody who tries to leave not to mention your little minion here
01:27:17kicking and slapping people the second he stepped in
01:27:20i would love to hear this explanation
01:27:22what are you talking about
01:27:26you
01:27:29come here
01:27:30what's up boss
01:27:31what the fuck
01:27:33i tell you to remain peaceful
01:27:35and polite
01:27:36and now that you're going around kicking
01:27:38and slapping people
01:27:40boss i thought you wanted me
01:27:42who wants me to take the fall
01:27:45i'm sorry
01:27:46it's my mistake
01:27:47yeah it's your fucking mistake
01:27:49now get the fuck out of here
01:27:50see
01:27:53dad
01:27:54it's just a simple case of insubordination
01:27:56all right look fine fine fine
01:27:59i'll make sure that he's properly reprimanded
01:28:00okay
01:28:01now look you and i haven't had some
01:28:04proper father-son time in a while
01:28:06so tell you what
01:28:06why do i get my car
01:28:08we go out to the town
01:28:10do you think i've gone cnall or something
01:28:11that i would have figured out what you've become
01:28:15son you're not getting off so easy
01:28:18who can play this game
01:28:22what do you mean
01:28:23don't you think you overdid it just a little bit right there dad
01:28:27overdid what
01:28:28you just gave me a fucking mouthful
01:28:30in front of my own men
01:28:31all right do you have any idea how weak
01:28:33that makes me look
01:28:34that can affect my fucking business
01:28:36your business
01:28:37your shady mafia business
01:28:40i give you
01:28:43the keys
01:28:44to prince carp
01:28:46what do you do
01:28:47you get yourself involved in underground
01:28:50black market dealings
01:28:52no dad
01:28:53it's like all right
01:28:55i'm in my wolf of wall street
01:28:57face now
01:28:58okay
01:28:59it's all in good fun
01:29:00i'm not breaking any laws
01:29:02and even if i was
01:29:04i mean
01:29:04you're my dad
01:29:06right
01:29:07you can just bail me out right
01:29:09you still don't regret your actions
01:29:12i'm gonna say this
01:29:15one time
01:29:17one time only
01:29:20you still don't regret it
01:29:21you still don't regret it
01:29:21you still don't regret it
01:29:23you still don't regret it
01:29:24you still don't regret it
01:29:25you still don't regret it
01:29:25you still don't regret it
01:29:26you still don't regret it
01:29:27you still don't regret it
01:29:28you still don't regret it
01:29:28you still don't regret it
01:29:29you still don't regret it
01:29:30you still don't regret it
01:29:30you still don't regret it
01:29:31you still don't regret it
01:29:32you still don't regret it
01:29:33you still don't regret it
01:29:33you still don't regret it
01:29:34you still don't regret it
01:29:35you still don't regret it
01:29:36you still don't regret it
01:29:37you still don't regret it
01:29:38you still don't regret it
01:29:39you still don't regret it
01:29:40you still don't regret it
01:29:41you still don't regret it
01:29:42you still don't regret it
Recommended
1:34:16
|
Up next
1:32:39
1:33:35
2:24:53
2:04:06
1:34:30
1:28:53
1:33:35
1:15:45
1:33:25
1:33:39
5:06
3:39
4:31
1:05:26
1:36:58
Be the first to comment