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00:00:00V.I.P. Passenger on the Hawkeye 42's maiden flight today.
00:00:04Welcome, Mr. Jet Hawking. Here's your ticket, sir.
00:00:07Ready, ladies?
00:00:09Excuse me, sir. You can't sit here.
00:00:12This is first class.
00:00:16You know what? You've been paying for this.
00:00:19Attention passengers, order to perform an emergency landing.
00:00:30I guarantee you all to pass on a strong board. We'll make it out alive.
00:00:34Fuck it.
00:00:40Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who started the party without me?
00:00:45We're going to say I'd take it to Lafriere.
00:00:50It's Jet Hawking. Hit the lights.
00:00:52The biggest VIP passenger on the Hawkeye 42's maiden flight today.
00:01:04I heard he's the secret Maple Airlines investor everyone's been talking about.
00:01:07He's supposed to be the richest man in the world.
00:01:10What did you see, William?
00:01:111A.
00:01:12Oh, my God. If I book him as my sugar daddy, I never have to work again.
00:01:17Oh, please. We all know that I'm the Marilyn Monroe of this cabin crew.
00:01:21If anyone's going to bag this secret millionaire's attention, it's me.
00:01:26Well, maybe he's not a big guy. Maybe he's an ass guy.
00:01:38Ready, ladies?
00:01:39Not yet, Bethany.
00:01:42We'll take office in 30 minutes.
00:01:44So we focus more on getting ready and less on gossip.
00:01:51Why does Evelyn have to be our lead?
00:01:54She's probably going to try and bag that secret billionaire for herself.
00:01:57Welcome, Mr. Jet Hawking.
00:02:10What's with the spectacle?
00:02:11I told you I can get here on my own.
00:02:13It's our job to keep you safe, sir.
00:02:14You're our airline's top investor.
00:02:16Sylvia, the whole idea was for me to disguise myself as ground crew so I can observe our airline's service quality.
00:02:22Escorting me like I'm the goddamn president of the United States isn't exactly helping.
00:02:27I apologize.
00:02:28Here's your ticket, sir.
00:02:34Better not see anyone following me.
00:02:35Welcome aboard Maple Airlines.
00:02:53Sorry for running late.
00:02:54Just, you know, to blow LA traffic.
00:02:58That guy is not the VIP passenger.
00:03:04Not a chance.
00:03:05He's nothing but a filthy ground crew worker.
00:03:11Excuse me, sir.
00:03:13You can't sit here.
00:03:15And why is that?
00:03:17This is first class.
00:03:19Economy is back there in the main cabin.
00:03:23Okay.
00:03:24I like where I'm sitting.
00:03:26Give me a break.
00:03:28With the dirt rags you're wearing.
00:03:30Oh, I like what I'm wearing.
00:03:31First class is for the social elites.
00:03:35Millionaires and CEOs.
00:03:38But you, you're nothing but a washed-up grounds crew worker.
00:03:42You belong out there, handling baggage.
00:03:46Miss, you really shouldn't judge other people by what they're wearing.
00:03:50Now, if you don't believe me, you can check the booking records.
00:03:52The booking records will confirm that this seat is reserved for our most distinguished passenger.
00:03:59Maple Airlines' top investor.
00:04:03That's exactly right.
00:04:05Oh, when you get a chance, I would love a cup of coffee.
00:04:08Just black.
00:04:09Thanks.
00:04:09Tyler!
00:04:14Get over here!
00:04:16We have a low-life grounds crew worker who snuck on the plane without a ticket.
00:04:21What did you just call me?
00:04:23He's sitting in first class and refusing to leave.
00:04:27Chit out, Claire.
00:04:28I'll take care of it.
00:04:34Hey, you were coffee, right?
00:04:36I did.
00:04:37Thanks.
00:04:37Thanks.
00:04:39Yes.
00:04:42I'll go.
00:04:43I'll go.
00:04:44I'll go.
00:04:46I'll go.
00:04:52Fucker.
00:04:53That is why we don't serve coffee to minimum wage dirtbag.
00:04:56Well, you're trying to spill the coffee on me first.
00:04:59Where are your manners?
00:05:00That's it.
00:05:01Enough playing games.
00:05:02Where is your ticket?
00:05:04Word of advice.
00:05:05That's nice the next time.
00:05:06Where's my ticket?
00:05:17Doesn't look like there will be a next time.
00:05:19See this, folks?
00:05:20Just another wannabe trying to scam his way into first class.
00:05:24Just get him off the plane.
00:05:25Shh.
00:05:25We got this.
00:05:26Time's up, buddy.
00:05:27Listen.
00:05:28I have a ticket.
00:05:29How else would I have gotten on that airplane?
00:05:31I mean, look at this.
00:05:32You have single-handedly turned first class into a first grade junkyard.
00:05:36You're the one who tried to spill coffee on me.
00:05:38You're the one who tried to...
00:05:39No, listen.
00:05:39This is going to be one of two ways.
00:05:41Either you lick this shit up,
00:05:43or I'll have airport security remove you from this plane.
00:05:48Got it?
00:05:50Mr.
00:05:51That's me nicely.
00:05:52And you think airport security is going to listen to you over me?
00:05:57Of course they will.
00:05:59FAA regulations state when you enter a vessel that is larger and heavier than air,
00:06:03and hence wings, right, with an engine that propels you into the sky,
00:06:08we are in charge.
00:06:09So, yes.
00:06:11Who the hell do you think you are?
00:06:12I own this airliner.
00:06:15That's it.
00:06:16Enough playtime.
00:06:16Let's go.
00:06:17Get out.
00:06:25And who do you think you are to touch me?
00:06:30It's true.
00:06:33Ninja or something.
00:06:34That's it.
00:06:34We've got to get him out of here.
00:06:35I'm calling airport security.
00:06:37This flight attendant is assaulting a passenger.
00:06:39And Maple Airlines is the best service in the industry.
00:06:44Give me that phone.
00:06:46That video needs to be deleted.
00:06:48Not a chance.
00:06:49The public deserves to know about your abusive service.
00:06:52She's right.
00:06:52This needs to be documented.
00:06:55Delete that video.
00:06:56Or you'll all be banned from Maple Airlines.
00:07:00For life!
00:07:06Ma'am, you have to see this.
00:07:11What on earth?
00:07:13Contact the pilot for that flight and tell them to delay takeoff.
00:07:16I'm going on board.
00:07:17You don't understand.
00:07:29That man snuck on board without a ticket.
00:07:31He's a stowaway.
00:07:32That's right, folks.
00:07:33For all we know, he could be trying to hijack this plane.
00:07:37Okay?
00:07:38This is for your own safety.
00:07:39He's been pulling our leg this whole time.
00:07:41Kick him out.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43Fuck that guy.
00:07:44Out of the last night, I needed some hobo to run on my travel plans.
00:07:48Attention, passengers.
00:07:49Welcome aboard Maple Airlines flight 451.
00:07:52Due to some unforeseen circumstances, we're going to be delaying takeoff.
00:07:56But hang tight.
00:07:57We'll be in the air shortly.
00:07:59We really appreciate your patience.
00:08:01God damn it.
00:08:02This fucking ticketless fuck is going to make me miss my connecting flight.
00:08:06Somebody call airport security.
00:08:08What a shit show.
00:08:09This guy should be kicked out to TSA.
00:08:12Calm down.
00:08:14Ladies and gents, I have a ticket.
00:08:17Okay?
00:08:20If you can't show us the ticket, then you can't be on this flight.
00:08:25It's time to go.
00:08:29Keep your hands off my property.
00:08:32Sorry, but we're at capacity.
00:08:34No room for dead weight like you.
00:08:36Dead weight?
00:08:37I think you tore the dead weight on my property.
00:08:45What property?
00:08:46You're poor.
00:08:47Your property is trash.
00:08:49I'm warning you.
00:08:50Which is why this is going out the window.
00:08:55How would a dirt poor laborer like you even afford a guitar?
00:09:17You probably stole it from one of the passengers.
00:09:20This was a gift from my late wife.
00:09:28Maple Airlines is named after her.
00:09:31Do you realize it was honor you've disgraced?
00:09:34Sure.
00:09:35A lot of people are named Maple.
00:09:37You can claim whatever you want.
00:09:39It doesn't change the fact that you and this piece of junk belong in the garbage.
00:09:46Well, one thing's for sure.
00:09:48This guitar is nowhere near as valuable as all of the time we have ways to try to get you off this flight.
00:09:53But the sooner this guitar gets smashed, the better.
00:09:57See?
00:09:58We're doing you a favor by smashing it.
00:10:01Don't you dare.
00:10:04Look, I don't care.
00:10:06Whatever you are.
00:10:08You want money?
00:10:09I have plenty.
00:10:11But more than that.
00:10:13Who I am makes me a nightmare for people like you.
00:10:21Airport security?
00:10:22We've got a passenger strike on trouble on Maple Airlines flight 451.
00:10:27Yes, send someone now.
00:10:30Are you threatening us?
00:10:32We work for Maple Airlines.
00:10:34Owned by the richest man in the world, Jet Hawkins.
00:10:38You are so dead.
00:10:40I'm Jet Hawkins.
00:10:41Wait till these dimwits find out I'm their boss.
00:10:45This guitar better not be broken.
00:10:47Because if it is...
00:10:48You'll what?
00:10:50Beg me for money to buy a new one because you can't afford it?
00:10:52You can't afford it on your dirt boy's salary?
00:10:54I won't be the one begging.
00:11:00You will.
00:11:01Who's the one stirring up trouble?
00:11:03That man with the guitar.
00:11:04He snuck on board without a ticket and he threatened a flight attendant.
00:11:08Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your hands off the guitar case.
00:11:11He could be hiding a bomb in there.
00:11:13Maybe he's trying to blow up the plane.
00:11:16Oh my God, quick!
00:11:17Take a case!
00:11:18Hurry up before we all die!
00:11:20Sir, I'm not going to ask twice.
00:11:22Get your hands off the case.
00:11:25None of you hold rank high enough to search my belongings.
00:11:28He is nothing but a bottom-feeding ground staff.
00:11:35We're all literally leagues above him.
00:11:38If you would like to see my late wife's handiwork,
00:11:42I would gladly open my case and show you all.
00:11:46Well, vote for it.
00:11:47It's a trap.
00:11:48Don't fucking trust him.
00:11:49He's a terrorist.
00:11:49What's all this fuss about?
00:12:00Me, ma'am.
00:12:09Sir, I'm Evelyn, late flight attendant.
00:12:13Here at Maple Airlines,
00:12:14we take the proper handling of our passengers' belongings very seriously.
00:12:17And I can assure you nothing else will happen to your guitar.
00:12:23Isn't she the top-lead flight attendant at our airline?
00:12:26I'm undercover, so it's best not to cause a scene and rebuild my identity.
00:12:31You seem trustworthy.
00:12:34Unlike...
00:12:36you.
00:12:47Watch out, Tyler.
00:13:03This is the customer service hour airline is so well-known for.
00:13:06You judge those beneath you
00:13:10when you act like monsters yourselves.
00:13:13You know, you're more than welcome to file a compensation claim for them.
00:13:20Deadline's Friday.
00:13:22But of course, the airline's conclusion may very well be
00:13:24that the rinkity-dink old guitar
00:13:27might be completely worthless.
00:13:30That's for you.
00:13:35That's what I thought.
00:13:37Baggage boy.
00:13:37My wife
00:13:52hand-crafted
00:13:54this guitar
00:13:55with
00:13:56exquisite
00:13:561980s Cuban mahogany
00:13:58for me.
00:13:59Let me remind you
00:14:02the company
00:14:03you
00:14:04worked for
00:14:05is named after her.
00:14:09Why is he so serious?
00:14:10Is he really related to the owner of this airline?
00:14:14She was a saint
00:14:16offering jobs to the homeless
00:14:18given a second chance
00:14:19but you
00:14:20to get your dirty fingers off me, please.
00:14:22You
00:14:22Aaron and
00:14:24stuck-up pricks
00:14:25think you get to decide
00:14:26who's first class
00:14:28who's econ class
00:14:30when you can't even discern the values
00:14:31that this company was built upon.
00:14:34You're both
00:14:35disgraced to humanity.
00:14:39Security!
00:14:40Here!
00:14:41This baggage boy
00:14:43is trying to kill
00:14:44a flight attendant.
00:14:45Good God!
00:14:46Somebody tackled that man!
00:14:48Sylvia,
00:14:49I give you ten seconds to get here.
00:14:51Right now.
00:14:53Sylvia
00:14:53Stone?
00:14:56She's
00:14:56VP of Maple Airlines
00:14:58only second
00:14:59to Jet Hawking's.
00:15:00God,
00:15:01you just won't
00:15:01stop pretending.
00:15:03Well,
00:15:04when Sylvia Stone
00:15:06gets here
00:15:07with my ticket
00:15:08showing who I am,
00:15:10you'll all
00:15:10cower in fear.
00:15:12Are you all
00:15:12watching this clown show?
00:15:15This grounds crew worker
00:15:16couldn't even shine
00:15:17Ms. Stone's shoes,
00:15:19let alone
00:15:19get her on the phone.
00:15:21Don't believe that man!
00:15:22Throw him out!
00:15:24Throw him out!
00:15:24Throw him out!
00:15:26Throw him out!
00:15:27Throw him out!
00:15:28Throw him out!
00:15:29Throw him out!
00:15:29Throw him out!
00:15:30Throw him out!
00:15:31Throw him out!
00:15:37Did someone
00:15:38piss off my boss?
00:15:42God,
00:15:43that's the VP.
00:15:44She, like,
00:15:45runs shit here.
00:15:46Claire is beyond
00:15:47fucked.
00:15:49Explain this.
00:15:50Ms. Stone,
00:15:52this baggage boy
00:15:54snuck into
00:15:55first class
00:15:56without a ticket.
00:15:57He's delayed
00:15:57the flight
00:15:58and we're
00:15:58having him removed.
00:16:00Having him removed?
00:16:02Is this how you
00:16:02treat first class
00:16:03passengers?
00:16:05Take a good look
00:16:06at the nightmare
00:16:07you've created
00:16:08for us.
00:16:14Great work, everyone.
00:16:15Thanks to you,
00:16:16our company's stocks
00:16:17have lost over
00:16:17a billion dollars
00:16:18in the past 20 minutes.
00:16:20Don't blame me.
00:16:22Blame this fraud
00:16:23who snuck on board
00:16:24without a ticket
00:16:25and insisted
00:16:26on sitting in
00:16:26first class.
00:16:28Who says he
00:16:29doesn't have a ticket?
00:16:29Sir, you dropped
00:16:33your ticket
00:16:34just before boarding.
00:16:36I wanted to make
00:16:37sure you received it.
00:16:40So,
00:16:41you're really
00:16:42the chief?
00:16:46You're really
00:16:47the chief?
00:16:50That's what
00:16:51they call me.
00:16:54Chief.
00:16:55The CEO,
00:16:55Mr. Hawkins,
00:16:56only ever uses
00:16:57his alias
00:16:58on documents
00:16:58to keep a low profile.
00:17:00You're welcome.
00:17:03First class.
00:17:05Well, now that
00:17:05I've proven I
00:17:06belong here
00:17:07oh so precious,
00:17:08first class,
00:17:09now that I care
00:17:10about status,
00:17:12I do expect
00:17:12reparations to be made.
00:17:15Reparations?
00:17:17What the hell
00:17:17did you do to him?
00:17:20I'm so sorry.
00:17:21I'm, I'm,
00:17:22I'm so sorry.
00:17:24Sir, sir,
00:17:25I made a mistake.
00:17:26Oh, good.
00:17:26I just...
00:17:27I told you
00:17:29what would happen
00:17:30if you judged
00:17:31people by their covers.
00:17:33You two
00:17:34broke my wife's guitar.
00:17:37She gave that to me
00:17:38the day the airline
00:17:39opened.
00:17:40I made a terrible
00:17:42mistake.
00:17:42Sir,
00:17:47I'm so sorry.
00:17:49It's all our fault.
00:17:51No,
00:17:51no, this isn't your fault.
00:17:53You're not worried.
00:17:53No, no.
00:17:54I'm their team leader
00:17:56and I have to take
00:17:56responsibility.
00:17:57Now this girl,
00:17:58Evelyn,
00:17:59is the right kind of
00:17:59leadership I value
00:18:00at our company.
00:18:02I am friends
00:18:02with the owner
00:18:03of the best music
00:18:04repair shop in L.A.
00:18:05and if you're
00:18:07willing to trust
00:18:08me,
00:18:08I can ask him
00:18:09to piece
00:18:10your guitar back
00:18:11together.
00:18:18You dimwits
00:18:19are fired
00:18:20and I'll see to it
00:18:20that you never work
00:18:21for another airline
00:18:22company ever again.
00:18:23Affairing immediately,
00:18:25your employment
00:18:26with Maple Airlines
00:18:27has been terminated.
00:18:28Please, please,
00:18:29give us another chance.
00:18:31Please.
00:18:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:33Please, out of my way.
00:18:34Please, please.
00:18:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:37I don't want to go.
00:18:39I don't want to go.
00:18:40I don't want to go.
00:18:41I don't want to go.
00:18:44Give me another chance.
00:18:46No, Tyler, please.
00:18:48No.
00:18:52I am so sorry
00:18:54about the ordeal, sir.
00:18:56Please enjoy
00:18:56the rest of your flight.
00:18:58Thank you, Sylvia.
00:19:02Okay.
00:19:04That was intense.
00:19:09If the chairwoman came to porcelain give him his ticket,
00:19:13that old bag boy might actually be the mystery VIP passenger.
00:19:18You really think so?
00:19:21Why would a billionaire be wearing Crown Crow uniform?
00:19:25Huh. It all makes sense now.
00:19:28That old geezer really almost had me fooled.
00:19:31What are you talking about?
00:19:32Oh, Ms. Stone only came because she saw the viral moment.
00:19:37She's here to protect the airline's reputation and stop the stocks from plummeting.
00:19:41That's the only reason why she fired Claire and gave that guy a ticket.
00:19:46There is no way he is the VIP passenger.
00:19:51Talk about words, sir.
00:19:57Morning.
00:19:57Morning.
00:19:58Mr. Dixon, isn't that Maple Airlines' new general manager?
00:20:05Oh, so he's the mystery VIP passenger.
00:20:10So he is the mystery VIP passenger.
00:20:14Yes, I agree.
00:20:15That makes way more sense.
00:20:16What are you two chatting about over here?
00:20:24We're getting ready for takeoff, so you should return to your seats.
00:20:32Ladies and gentlemen, we're getting ready for takeoff.
00:20:35Please return to your seats and fasten your seatbelts.
00:20:40Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Maple Airlines flight 451 with service to John F.
00:21:06Kennedy International Airport.
00:21:08We have now reached an altitude of 20,000 feet, and cabin service will begin shortly.
00:21:12Thank you so much for your patience.
00:21:16Fuck me.
00:21:18These flight attendances keep getting hotter.
00:21:20Jesus Christ.
00:21:22Mr. Dixon?
00:21:24Yeah?
00:21:24That's Evelyn Grant, Maple Airlines flight attendant of the year.
00:21:27Not only is she beautiful, she is damn good at her job.
00:21:32Yeah, whatever.
00:21:32Shut the fuck up, okay?
00:21:34Why don't you do yourself a favor?
00:21:35Why don't you call over here?
00:21:37Let's see how good at a job she really is.
00:21:43Excuse me, miss.
00:21:46Yes?
00:21:46How can I help you?
00:21:48Yeah, my, um...
00:21:49My seatbelt's a little tight.
00:21:53You think we can...
00:21:54You think you can loosen it for me?
00:21:56Of course.
00:22:04Sir?
00:22:05If you could just keep still, please.
00:22:09Yeah, sure I could do that.
00:22:13Help!
00:22:14Sir, please, give your hands to yourself.
00:22:17Listen close, honey.
00:22:18I'm the general fucking manager of Maple Airlines.
00:22:21So if you don't obey my wishes, you're fucking fucked.
00:22:24Oh, fuck.
00:22:25Oh, fuck.
00:22:27Stop.
00:22:28Oh, just so fucked.
00:22:29Someone help, please.
00:22:30Help, please, someone.
00:22:32Oh, fuck!
00:22:34Since when does being general manager give you the right to sexually harass your staff?
00:22:38Ah!
00:22:38I'm sorry, but who the fuck are you?
00:22:46Don't change the topic.
00:22:48I ask you a question.
00:22:49What makes you think you can harass her?
00:22:52Look, bud.
00:22:52You're pushing 60, still lugging around 50-pound bags for a fucking living.
00:22:58So stop and go lecture on me on how to lead my life and mind your own fucking business.
00:23:05Anybody who harasses anyone on my plane, that is my damn business.
00:23:10You know what, fucker?
00:23:12Give me the money.
00:23:14It was $5,000.
00:23:16Now go back to where you belong and sit next to the toilet in economy class where you fucking belong!
00:23:23Now that's power, baby.
00:23:25Like that?
00:23:25I know you want to be with a real man.
00:23:27Like me.
00:23:28God, you look so beautiful, economy.
00:23:32Oh, what the fuck?
00:23:34If you go back to economy, I'll give you $500,000.
00:23:47What are you fucking messing with?
00:23:49I do.
00:23:50I'm messing with a toxic, abusive manager who harasses his employees.
00:23:54Wake up, Gramps.
00:23:55You're a fucking minimum wage worker, not something heroic, crusader, or fucking justice,
00:24:00or whatever the fuck you think you are.
00:24:02Sir, Mr. Dixon, he's the general manager.
00:24:06He's very powerful, and it's worth getting into a fight with him.
00:24:10Powerful man?
00:24:11Yeah.
00:24:12All I see is a pathetic, weak, insecure coward.
00:24:17Have you looked yourself in the mirror, man?
00:24:18I think you're talking about your own ugly ass!
00:24:21Sir, I really appreciate the effort, but...
00:24:25I don't want you to get fired.
00:24:27I'll just...
00:24:28I'll resign once we land.
00:24:31He won't have to resign.
00:24:32If anyone's gonna resign, it's gonna be him.
00:24:39Oh, me?
00:24:40Resign?
00:24:42I'm the general fucking manager, okay?
00:24:45There's only one person on this planet that can make me resign, and that's Jet fucking Hawkins himself!
00:24:50He has no clue on his boss.
00:24:54Play with him a bit longer.
00:24:55Jet Hawkins?
00:24:57Who's that again?
00:24:58This fucking guy.
00:24:59Wait, do you actually haven't heard of him?
00:25:01Everybody's talking about him.
00:25:03He's the billionaire with the monopoly on aeronautic of great steel.
00:25:07I mean, only higher-ups have ever seen his face.
00:25:11Well, that guy.
00:25:13Oh, okay.
00:25:15Wow, you know him?
00:25:17Of course.
00:25:17Of course I do.
00:25:19I'm the general manager.
00:25:21Actually, matter of fact, my uncle's gonna take me to see him as soon as we land this plane.
00:25:25You know, because we got big business to discuss.
00:25:27Things that you don't know fucking nothing about.
00:25:29Oh.
00:25:30Oh.
00:25:31And, uh, who's your uncle again?
00:25:34He's the fucking CEO of Maple Airlines.
00:25:36Heard of him?
00:25:37Hello?
00:25:38Are you listening?
00:25:39See, that's really funny because I don't remember seeing that on Mr. Hawkins' schedule for today.
00:25:45Not to mention he doesn't typically meet with employees of your lowly stature.
00:25:51I'm the general fucking manager.
00:25:52I have every right to meet him.
00:25:54But my question to you is, how the fuck do you know what Jet Hawkins' schedule looks like?
00:25:57Because I am Jet Hawkins.
00:26:00This old man's lastest fucking mind.
00:26:11Look at this guy, huh?
00:26:13What the fuck are you doing?
00:26:15Mr. Dixon, I think it would be a good idea if you just sat down and stayed quiet for a little while.
00:26:19We don't want any more complications.
00:26:21Complications?
00:26:23What the hell are you talking about?
00:26:24Today is this Hawkeye 42 aircraft's maiden flight.
00:26:28The whole world is watching.
00:26:29Yes, because today is also the first time Jet Hawkins' aircraft is doing a commercial flight.
00:26:36His aircrafts are the best.
00:26:38We've already had a viral video go out about employee misconduct.
00:26:41We can't have another rumor that could potentially harm our airline's reputation.
00:26:45Why are you so weird by the way, huh?
00:26:47As my assistant, you do as I fucking say, you understand?
00:26:50Mr. Dixon, I just, I just, I don't want Mr. Hawkins and Mr. Cain.
00:26:55Cain is my fucking uncle, you idiot.
00:26:59You understand?
00:27:00He ain't gonna do shit.
00:27:01And if anyone here is foolish enough to tell any lies about me,
00:27:06I'll consider that your resignation.
00:27:08So come here.
00:27:10Right now.
00:27:11Come here.
00:27:11Right now.
00:27:12It's fine.
00:27:18You might fear this tyrant of our general manager, but I don't.
00:27:22There's many of me.
00:27:23You think you're invincible?
00:27:25Let me tell you.
00:27:25Abusing your power and sexually harassing your employee?
00:27:30Well, that is grounds for your immediate termination from Maple Airlines.
00:27:33Not to mention prison time.
00:27:34We're 35,000 feet in the air.
00:27:38Who's gonna dismiss me?
00:27:40You?
00:27:41Hmm?
00:27:41Bingo.
00:27:43Come on, Crash.
00:27:45You can't afford in-flight Wi-Fi with your minimum wage ground crew salary.
00:27:49Get the fuck out of here.
00:27:52Jed Hawkins here.
00:27:52Tell HR I want Roderick Dixon to remove from the company within the next 30 seconds.
00:27:57I have to give it to you.
00:27:58You're a pretty good actor, old man.
00:28:00You know what?
00:28:01If you could make a phone call and get me fired,
00:28:04I'll jump out the fucking plane myself.
00:28:07No parachute.
00:28:19Sir?
00:28:20It's for you.
00:28:22Fuckin' we right here, all right?
00:28:29Yeah.
00:28:29What?
00:28:31You're firing me?
00:28:32You're...
00:28:33You can't fire me!
00:28:34You cannot fire me!
00:28:36What?
00:28:38You're firing me?
00:28:39You're...
00:28:40You can't fire me!
00:28:41You cannot fire me!
00:28:42Who is he?
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:49No.
00:28:50I am the general manager, okay?
00:28:51I am unstoppable!
00:28:53This is a fucking scam!
00:28:54Fuck!
00:28:55You!
00:28:58You wiggly, piss-poor baggage handler!
00:29:02You thought you could trick me with a prank phone call?
00:29:04You know what?
00:29:05You're gonna pay for this!
00:29:06Are you okay?
00:29:22Yeah.
00:29:23You saved me twice now.
00:29:26Go!
00:29:35Okay.
00:29:35Oh!
00:29:37Oh God.
00:29:39Oh!
00:29:40Attention passengers, this is your cabin as we begin.
00:29:43We're expecting to be strong turbulence as we dart through this patch of infinite weather.
00:29:49Please return to your seats, if that's what you're supposed to do.
00:29:52Jesus fucking Christ, who gave this guy to a pilot his license?
00:29:55He's gonna get me fucking killed!
00:30:01Are you okay?
00:30:15I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:30:17No, no, no. You saved me.
00:30:19Twice already.
00:30:21The fuck are you guys doing?!
00:30:35Attention passengers.
00:30:37We're going through a severe thunderstorm with dangerously high winds and heavy rains.
00:30:43We're not gonna last long here.
00:30:45And there are no nearby airports.
00:30:49So we're gonna perform an emergency landing.
00:30:53Please stay in your seats and stay calm.
00:30:55Emergency landing?! What the fuck does that mean?!
00:30:57Mr. Nixon, it means there's no airport available!
00:31:01We need to find some flat area to land like a field or something, I don't know!
00:31:03I can't... I can't... I can't...
00:31:05It's gonna be incredibly dangerous. All I know is that we have to land, but...
00:31:07We're probably not gonna make it!
00:31:09We're probably not gonna make it!
00:31:11We're not gonna fucking make it!
00:31:13I can't... I just became the general fucking manager.
00:31:15I can't fucking die now!
00:31:21Everybody, calm down.
00:31:23Our captain has been with us for 30 years, and he has a perfect flight record.
00:31:27If anybody can land this airplane, it's him.
00:31:29I don't give a fucking rat's ass about a fucking perfect flight record!
00:31:33If he knew what he was doing, he wouldn't have fucking flown us in the eye of the middle of a fucking storm!
00:31:37Oh my God! Oh my God!
00:31:39No, no, no, no!
00:31:40No, no, I can't die. I can't die tonight.
00:31:42I'm a general manager! I'm a general fucking manager!
00:31:45My life is worth more than everyone on this goddamn plane!
00:31:48So you go ahead and tell that fucking captain that if he crash lands this fucking plane,
00:31:53then I get every goddamn fucking parachute!
00:31:57So that's it?
00:31:58Your life is the only one that matters?
00:32:00It's you! Your fucking bad luck!
00:32:02I knew the second I saw you that this was gonna be a fight for naught!
00:32:05Jesus fucking Christ!
00:32:07You're such a baby.
00:32:08Fuck you!
00:32:09Evelyn, tell this captain to turn the plane around.
00:32:12I know where we can land.
00:32:20Have you been in touch with the control tower?
00:32:21The storm's getting worse.
00:32:23If we don't connect with air traffic control,
00:32:25we're gonna have no other choice than to crash land.
00:32:29Man, we're flying over a mountainous region.
00:32:31It looks like the nearest field long enough for us to land in is over 200 miles away.
00:32:35We're gonna run out of fuel!
00:32:36Well, we don't have a plan B.
00:32:38We have no choice but to go for it.
00:32:40Captain!
00:32:41This is my session.
00:32:42Who's the place where to land?
00:32:43Captain, Godspeed racetrack has a two-mile stretch of straight road you can land on.
00:32:47It is no different than landing on a runway.
00:32:49This guy's full of shit.
00:32:50You know a racetrack is for cars, not fucking planes!
00:32:52In these conditions, I put our chances of pulling off a safe crash landing in less than 1%.
00:32:57So unless anybody has any better ideas, we need to aim for that racetrack.
00:33:01Fuck no!
00:33:02Okay?
00:33:03I'm not putting my life in the hands of some goddamn baggage handle, okay?
00:33:06That's, that's suicide!
00:33:07Stop it!
00:33:08Are you insane?!
00:33:09Listen to me!
00:33:10We are landing the plane at that racetrack.
00:33:14Trust me.
00:33:15I know what I'm talking about.
00:33:16He's just a baggy-tanner!
00:33:17He's just an old baggy-tanner!
00:33:18He's just an old baggy-tanner!
00:33:19He doesn't know what he's doing!
00:33:20Please!
00:33:21Listen to me!
00:33:22No!
00:33:23No!
00:33:24Captain.
00:33:25I don't know about this.
00:33:26What the hell's wrong with you?
00:33:27You're risking the lives of hundreds of people.
00:33:29I was supposed to meet the most powerful man I know at the New York!
00:33:32Jeff fucking Hawkins!
00:33:33I can't tell you.
00:33:34We lost contact with air traffic control.
00:33:36Landing at any airport right now is out of the question.
00:33:38Fuck!
00:33:39Goddamnit!
00:33:40No!
00:33:41No, no, no!
00:33:42My people, they're waiting for me on the tarmac!
00:33:44Hey, what the fuck are they supposed to do, huh?
00:33:46You know how long I've been preparing for this meeting with Mr. Hawking?
00:33:50Huh?
00:33:51Do you?
00:33:52One year!
00:33:53One fucking year of my time!
00:33:54Well, let me tell you.
00:33:55Where I descend is where they shall wait.
00:34:07Captain.
00:34:08Sir, my passengers' lives are at stake here.
00:34:11Are you even sure it's safe to land at this racetrack?
00:34:14This racetrack was specifically designed to serve as an airstrip in the event of emergency
00:34:18landings.
00:34:19I guarantee you all the passengers who are on board will make it out of life.
00:34:22Fuck it!
00:34:23Redirect the plane!
00:34:25We're gonna land at Godspeed racetrack!
00:34:28Mr. Parsons, we just got word that Mr. Hawking's flight will be making an emergency landing on this racetrack.
00:34:46Double check the track for any potential hazards.
00:34:48If there's anything happen to Mr. Hawking's, we will be following him.
00:34:52Right into his brain.
00:34:53Okay, enough planes slick motherfucker!
00:34:55Not even the pilots, nor the traffic patrol, knows that you can use that raceway as an emergency landing!
00:35:02How the fuck did you get that intel?
00:35:04Because I own the racetrack.
00:35:05Oh shit!
00:35:06You own it?
00:35:07Sir, I didn't know you were involved in auto racing!
00:35:08I wasn't young and dangerous once.
00:35:09No, get real.
00:35:10You know how much racetracks go for?
00:35:11I mean, they're just as much as airports!
00:35:12I have properties all over the world.
00:35:13This racetrack was just a sight.
00:35:14We're gonna make it out okay.
00:35:15I promise.
00:35:16Sir, we're approaching the racetrack.
00:35:17But I can't make out any of the ground lights.
00:35:18Look at that!
00:35:19I don't know you were involved in auto racing!
00:35:20I didn't know you were involved in auto racing!
00:35:21I wasn't young and dangerous once.
00:35:22No, get real.
00:35:23You know how much racetracks go for?
00:35:24I mean, they're just as much as airports!
00:35:25I have properties all over the world.
00:35:26This racetrack was just a sight.
00:35:27We're gonna make it out okay.
00:35:28I promise.
00:35:29Sir, we're approaching the racetrack, but I can't make out any of the ground lights.
00:35:43With this kind of visibility, we can't land without something to guide us!
00:35:48Copy.
00:35:49I'll have them turn on the lights.
00:35:51Get the fuck out of here!
00:35:52This is Jed Hawkins.
00:35:54Hit the lights.
00:36:13It's now standing, please.
00:36:14That's walking!
00:36:15It's walking!
00:36:16It's here!
00:36:17It's hanging out right there!
00:36:19Are youzać!
00:36:20That will help me out.
00:36:21I will help you out with!
00:36:35Let's go ahead and sew her!
00:36:39Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it. We've landed a Godspeed racetrack.
00:36:43Sir, I don't know what we would have done without you. We would all have died.
00:36:48On behalf of everybody in this fight, thank you.
00:36:54There's nothing.
00:36:56Don't you fucking dare thank this ground crew fraud on my fucking behalf.
00:37:02Bottom of your sinister fucking plan.
00:37:05Sinister plan? He saved all of us, including you.
00:37:08Cut the fucking bullshit. Did you feel how smooth that we landed?
00:37:12That just proves that this whole fucking emergency thing was staged.
00:37:17Which means all you motherfuckers, you fucking landed this plane in the middle of nowhere on purpose.
00:37:25Admit it, okay? You guys have some sort of fucking ulterior motive or some bullshit.
00:37:30What ulterior motives could he have?
00:37:32The second we get off this plane, it's going to look real ugly for you sons of bitches.
00:37:35With all due respect, you're just the ex-general manager of Maple Airlines now.
00:37:43There's really nothing you can do to us.
00:37:45You sure about that, you old fuck?
00:37:46Here's the deal.
00:37:49If you come clean and you tell me your master fucking plan or whatever it is you just fucking did,
00:37:54I'll let you off the hook.
00:37:59Otherwise, you're not going to make it off this racetrack alive.
00:38:03So you're going to hold me hostage, then?
00:38:09Well, this should be fun.
00:38:12Fuck you.
00:38:13Fuck you.
00:38:14Fucking go.
00:38:15This motherfucker disrespected me, okay?
00:38:29We're going to go.
00:38:29We're going to fuck this guy up.
00:38:31You understand?
00:38:31You understand?
00:38:31Okay, ground crew.
00:38:43I guess we're going to do this the hard way.
00:38:44Break this motherfucker's legs.
00:38:47And if anyone says anything about it, I'll pay the right people off.
00:38:50Matter of fact, don't break this fuck's legs.
00:38:53Kill this motherfucker now!
00:38:59Oh!
00:39:01What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:39:10Uncle Gide!
00:39:14No get to call me uncle ever again.
00:39:17What?
00:39:18And you just pissed off my boss.
00:39:22Mr. Hawkins, I am truly sorry for everything that transpired here today.
00:39:27Uncle, what the hell?
00:39:28Are you telling me that this old fucking man is the owner of Maple fucking Airlines?
00:39:34There's no...
00:39:35Fuck me!
00:39:36Did you just call our boss a washed-up old man?
00:39:39Fuck your boss!
00:39:41Your boss is a fucking baggage boy!
00:39:44He's a fucking nobody!
00:39:45Oh, fuck!
00:39:47Oh, fuck me!
00:39:48You're a goddamn fool.
00:39:50And your insane behavior towards Mr. Hawkins on his plane could have cost me my job!
00:39:55I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was him, I swear!
00:39:59We can't get you fired!
00:40:00And now you!
00:40:01Shh!
00:40:06Kane, Mr. Hawkins doesn't have time to watch you and your dipshit nephew bicker like boys in a playground.
00:40:13So I suggest you drag him away from here before I have these guards beat you both to a pulp.
00:40:17I'm sorry, I will escort him out of here immediately.
00:40:21Let's go!
00:40:22Oh, fuck!
00:40:22Fuck!
00:40:23Okay, I'm sorry!
00:40:24I'm sorry!
00:40:25Please!
00:40:27Are you alright, Mr. Hawkins?
00:40:29You're not hurt, are you?
00:40:31No, I'm fine.
00:40:32Just in, I've been believing.
00:40:34No.
00:40:35Stop worrying about me.
00:40:36And, uh, do me a favor.
00:40:39Have a shuttle for the passengers on board.
00:40:41I'm sure they are so exhausted after all they've been through.
00:40:44Yes, sir.
00:40:45Shh!
00:40:46Thank you so much again for today.
00:41:02If it wasn't for you, I...
00:41:04I don't know what would have happened.
00:41:08I'm glad I could help.
00:41:10Actually, I wanted to ask you about something else.
00:41:14What is it?
00:41:17Could you pretend to be my boyfriend tomorrow?
00:41:20Pretend to be, um, your boyfriend?
00:41:26You don't think I'm too old for you?
00:41:27I'm sure you've heard of the Grant family.
00:41:30Well, I'm their sole heiress.
00:41:33And that's why my dad is pressuring me to marry.
00:41:37But I don't want to get married.
00:41:41Hence the looking for a big boyfriend.
00:41:43I never would have guessed you were the Grant family heiress.
00:41:49The Grant family heiress.
00:41:51It's a household name in New York.
00:41:52Yeah.
00:41:55Well, my dad told me that if I didn't bring a man home within three years, he'd find me a groom.
00:42:01And that was three years ago.
00:42:04But none of the fake boyfriends I found are any good.
00:42:06Every time they find out who my dad is, they freak and back out.
00:42:10But you, you're different.
00:42:19I don't think you would let a little storm in nerve you.
00:42:23Little.
00:42:25Or big.
00:42:27I think you're the only man who could win over to my father.
00:42:31I've never had an offer like this before.
00:42:35I'll do it.
00:42:36There's just one more thing.
00:42:50If you're going to pretend to be my boyfriend, you're going to have to act rich.
00:42:58Well, I am rich, so it should be easy.
00:43:03Yes, yes, that's the exact vibe I'm going for.
00:43:08Um, I think there's still a bit of room for improvement, though.
00:43:15Okay, how about this?
00:43:17Could you dress like, um, like you make nine figures?
00:43:23Nine figures?
00:43:24Yeah, yeah, like, um, like your net worth is $300 million.
00:43:30$300 million?
00:43:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all I'm asking for.
00:43:36Okay.
00:43:38I'll see you here tomorrow at 2 p.m., okay?
00:43:42Don't be late.
00:43:43Shh.
00:43:50$300 million?
00:43:52I don't make that much in a day.
00:43:56How am I supposed to downgrade?
00:43:58Evelyn, I don't understand why you insist on being a flight attendant when you could be living your best life as the Grant family earth.
00:44:08I know.
00:44:09I mean, what do flight attendants make anyways?
00:44:11$50,000 a year?
00:44:13My husband gives me more in spending money each week.
00:44:17See this bag?
00:44:18It's Chanel, limited edition.
00:44:20My husband bought it for me, and there are only three of these on the entire planet Earth.
00:44:25But when you inherit your father's money, you're going to be able to buy all three of those and then some.
00:44:30Wait.
00:44:31Who said I'm going to inherit my father's fortune?
00:44:34I don't need my family's money.
00:44:36Ugh, fine.
00:44:37But if you're not going to take the inheritance for yourself, then at least find a handsome man to marry, pump out a few beautiful babies, and leave the money for them.
00:44:47Well, yes, if you're trying to get away from your father, you might as well just have a family of your own.
00:44:52What do I look like to you?
00:44:53A baby-making machine?
00:44:55If my dad really wants an heir, then he can have a kid himself.
00:44:59Ev, stop being so stubborn.
00:45:01Okay, trust me, you're going to like this next guy I'm setting you up with.
00:45:05Girl, he's in finance.
00:45:06He's 6'5", blue eyes, the works.
00:45:08If I didn't have a boyfriend, I would be all on that.
00:45:11Well, ladies, actually, I already have a boyfriend.
00:45:14What?
00:45:15You have a boyfriend?
00:45:20Ev, oh my god.
00:45:23Okay, I love this for you.
00:45:24You have to tell us which one of these elite families is he from.
00:45:28I mean, you have to introduce us.
00:45:30Yeah, well, he's a little older.
00:45:36But I'm already in love with him.
00:45:40Okay, you'll like him.
00:45:42Let's go meet him.
00:45:45Mr. Hawkins?
00:45:57Yeah, where is he?
00:45:59Making three absolute hotties like us wait around in a garage?
00:46:03Oh, some gentleman he is.
00:46:05Why is that phone ringing?
00:46:16Hello?
00:46:17Oh!
00:46:18This mechanic is a fucking creep!
00:46:21You disgusting pervert!
00:46:23I'm sorry, I did not mean to.
00:46:25Yeah, right, we all saw you, you greasy old fuck.
00:46:27I'm gonna gouge your goddamn eyes out.
00:46:31Miss, I promise I wasn't trying to do anything.
00:46:35No, tell that to the cops.
00:46:38Mr. Hawkins.
00:46:39Wait, you know him?
00:46:43Mr. Hawkins?
00:46:45What were you doing under the car?
00:46:47Oh, uh, well, I got here early and thought I'd take the car for a quick spend.
00:46:52And when I got back, you weren't here, so I thought I'd check the engine.
00:46:55But, Mr. Hawkins, I thought I told you to dress like a rich man and not somebody who fixes cars for a living.
00:47:03Yeah, you told me my net worth was supposed to be $300 million?
00:47:07Yes, yes.
00:47:08So, what on earth made you think that scruffy mechanic was the right look?
00:47:14$300 million is what I pay my engineer.
00:47:16This fits exactly what you asked for.
00:47:19Right.
00:47:20Um, I was just really counting on you.
00:47:25If you pay your engineer so much money, imagine he have nice and close.
00:47:29Evelyn, this is his jumpsuit.
00:47:31I stopped by his place to pick it up on the way here.
00:47:33I thought this is what he wanted.
00:47:34Ahem, Eve, you aren't actually telling us that you know this dirt broke mechanic.
00:47:44Well, I don't just know him.
00:47:48He's my boyfriend.
00:47:50What?
00:47:50What?
00:47:54So, that billionaire that you were telling me about?
00:47:57That man?
00:47:59It's him?
00:48:01The grease monkey?
00:48:01Well, guys, I know he's a little bit rough around the edges, but he's stacked.
00:48:09Like Jeff Bezos.
00:48:12This guy has that kind of money?
00:48:15I mean, is that so hard to believe?
00:48:17A highly sought-after engineer.
00:48:21Yeah, freaking right.
00:48:23I mean, all I see standing in front of me is an oily old repairman.
00:48:27Um, screw this.
00:48:28This mechanic has got to be some kind of tender swindler.
00:48:31I've got to expose him.
00:48:33Eve, you can't actually be serious that you know this dirt broke mechanic.
00:48:39Evelyn.
00:48:40Here you go.
00:48:42So, you're the Grant family heiress.
00:48:46You have billions coming into your lab.
00:48:50Potentially.
00:48:51Um, what are you doing with this grease monkey?
00:48:55I think we're a perfect match.
00:48:59And I like him.
00:49:01And I want to be with him.
00:49:02So, there's that.
00:49:06Okay.
00:49:07Well, if you have so much fuck you money, then,
00:49:11why didn't you bring any gifts for your girlfriend's cousins?
00:49:14Selena, that's a little rude.
00:49:17No, no, she's right.
00:49:18It would be impolite for me to show up empty-handed.
00:49:20Of course I brought gifts for family.
00:49:26I wonder what that piece of shit swindler mechanic got us.
00:49:29Give it.
00:49:32Give it.
00:49:34We've, we've, we've.
00:49:37We.
00:49:38We've, we've, we, we've.
00:49:39Give, give.
00:49:41Give.
00:49:41We've, we've.
00:49:42Sir.
00:49:55Ladies, I present the newest limited edition Chanel handbags.
00:50:00There are only three of these in the whole wide world.
00:50:04Um, Crystal, why do these three bags look identical to yours?
00:50:10No, my husband bought me this bag.
00:50:15I know.
00:50:18You dirty, broke-ass grease monkey.
00:50:22First, you lie to Evelyn and say that you're rich just so she'll date you.
00:50:26And now you show up here with these fake goods and shitty knockoff bags as gifts?
00:50:32Yes, these are real.
00:50:34My secretary personally delivered them to me just yesterday.
00:50:36Did he just say he has a secretary of all things?
00:50:41This dirty, low-down grease monkey would never have a secretary.
00:50:45That's crazy.
00:50:48Trust me, I insist.
00:50:52Evelyn, where the hell did you find this guy?
00:50:55I mean, it'd be one thing if he didn't provide us with gifts.
00:51:00We could chalk it up to him being forgetful or poor.
00:51:03But to show up here with these fake goods in order to try and trick us?
00:51:07That just proves he's trying to swindle your fortune.
00:51:13Trying to swindle your fortune.
00:51:16Listen, I am not trying to swindle anybody.
00:51:19See, my secretary had these bags delivered on a private jet straight from the Chanel headquarters in London.
00:51:26But these are as real as it gets.
00:51:28And what?
00:51:30My bag is fake, then?
00:51:32Listen, dumbass.
00:51:33See this?
00:51:34My husband bought me this bag.
00:51:36There are supposed to be only three of these on the entire planet Earth.
00:51:39But here in this garage, there are four.
00:51:41Which means your bags are knockoffs.
00:51:45Eve, come on.
00:51:46It's clear that this man is playing you for a fool.
00:51:49All right.
00:51:50You don't believe the bags are real?
00:51:53Confirm it.
00:52:01Bonjour, Mr. Hawkins.
00:52:03Fluffy.
00:52:04Vien too sweet et authentifié.
00:52:06C'est ça pour moi?
00:52:10Uh, bah oui, sir.
00:52:11Got it.
00:52:14Forget it, creep.
00:52:15Just take your knockoff bags and get out.
00:52:26It's raining money.
00:52:28How can a regular mechanic have so much money?
00:52:32Sir?
00:52:33Why is Lord Cash in that bag?
00:52:38Sir?
00:52:39Why is Lord Cash in this bag?
00:52:43Well, I didn't think this.
00:52:44If I had that, it would be quite enough.
00:52:46And I'd have enough time to prepare.
00:52:47So I added a little extra on top of it.
00:52:51But, sir, this is too much.
00:52:55It's nothing, really.
00:52:57Okay, this has to be fake, too.
00:53:01All right.
00:53:01I've had enough with this man.
00:53:03First, your background's fake.
00:53:04Your job's fake.
00:53:05I bet you your hair's not even real.
00:53:07Selena!
00:53:08Huh.
00:53:09At least this hair's real.
00:53:11As real as the money on the floor.
00:53:13Yeah, back to that.
00:53:14You keep tricking us.
00:53:16Ev, this guy is no good.
00:53:18Ditch him!
00:53:20I promise.
00:53:21Everything is real.
00:53:22Just look closely.
00:53:24I...
00:53:24I think this is real.
00:53:27Well, if it is real, he probably robbed someone.
00:53:33Well, I'm still calling the cops.
00:53:41Bonjour, Mr. Hawkins.
00:53:46What the fuck?
00:53:47That's Lafayette Price.
00:53:49That's just Chanel's lead designer.
00:53:50Mr. Hawkins, you called, and I'm right here.
00:53:59Lafayette, quick question.
00:54:00Mm-hmm?
00:54:01Those bags you gave me yesterday, you said there was only three in the whole world.
00:54:05That's right, sir.
00:54:06We've only made three of these bags, and we gave them all to you.
00:54:10Well, then, why is there a fourth right there?
00:54:16Pardon, madame, but would you mind if I took a look at your bag?
00:54:21Merci.
00:54:22Ooh, la, la.
00:54:24These counterfeits just keep getting worse and worse.
00:54:27Unbelievable.
00:54:28Mr. Hawkins, this is truly an awful knockoff.
00:54:32The stitch work is amateur at best, and they did not even get the logo right.
00:54:37But my husband bought me that bag.
00:54:39He would never get me a fake bag.
00:54:41Madame, a man who buys you cheap trash like this isn't worth your time.
00:54:46If I were you, I'd get those divorce papers ready.
00:54:51Okay.
00:54:53Lafayette.
00:54:54Merci pour ton aide.
00:54:56Au revoir.
00:54:57Au revoir.
00:55:03Do you believe me now?
00:55:04Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:55:10Who started the party without me?
00:55:18Evelyn, this is Xavier.
00:55:20He's the hotshot race car driver I was telling you about.
00:55:22So, you're Evelyn.
00:55:25And you must be her father.
00:55:28Oh, Xavier, no, this is not Evelyn's father.
00:55:34He's not?
00:55:35Then why did they look so close?
00:55:41Because he's my boyfriend.
00:55:42Boyfriend?
00:55:43Evelyn, what the fuck is going on here?
00:55:46Uh, what, do I need your permission to date someone?
00:55:50Evelyn, I come here today to see you,
00:55:53and you bring this wrinkly old boomer who you claim is your boyfriend?
00:55:56Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:56:01Trying to embarrass me?
00:56:02What does me being her boyfriend have to do with you?
00:56:05Shut it, old farts.
00:56:07I don't waste my breath answering no-name mechanics.
00:56:14Listen, old man, either you break it off with Evelyn,
00:56:18or I make you disappear overnight.
00:56:21What's it gonna be?
00:56:24Xavier's from one of the top families in New York City.
00:56:27If you don't do what he says, he'll fucking finish you.
00:56:30Evelyn, are you for real?
00:56:31Well, Xavier's got it all.
00:56:33He's young, he's handsome, he's got a lot going for him.
00:56:36What is Josh...
00:56:39John...
00:56:40Jack.
00:56:41Whatever.
00:56:41How that he doesn't.
00:56:43He's got...
00:56:44all together.
00:56:45All I see is a pathetic jerk
00:56:47who's running around spending his daddy's money
00:56:49on gambling, cookers, and drugs.
00:56:51Oh, so what's a little fun?
00:56:54You know, work hard, play hard.
00:56:56Besides, check this out.
00:56:59Xavier finished a lap in 38 seconds.
00:57:02That's one of the top ten lap times of the racetrack.
00:57:06Wow, 38 seconds?
00:57:10Xavier, you're gonna be a NASCAR star in no time.
00:57:1438 seconds lap time is not bad on this track.
00:57:18See, when I was younger, I was doing laps faster than that without breaking a sweat.
00:57:22But, you know, I guess there's always improvement for a novice like you.
00:57:30I guess there's always improvement for a novice like you.
00:57:34Faster than 38 seconds?
00:57:37Give me a break, old man.
00:57:39That scream shows the top times ever recorded at this racetrack.
00:57:44If you were really faster, your name would be above mine.
00:57:48Stop being mean to him.
00:57:51He saved me many times.
00:57:53Saved you?
00:57:54So, old man, you really think you're a speed star?
00:58:01Do a lap.
00:58:03Prove it.
00:58:05I don't need to prove anything.
00:58:08See that screen?
00:58:09The time at the top of the list is mine.
00:58:15The top of the list?
00:58:1629 seconds?
00:58:19So, you're saying that you got the top recorded speed in history here at Godspeed Racetrack?
00:58:25History here at Godspeed Racetrack?
00:58:29Well, that's not all.
00:58:31Back in the day, my name used to fill every spot on that leaderboard.
00:58:36But as I got older, I started taking my foot off the gas.
00:58:39I wanted to give young hotshots like you a chance to shine.
00:58:42That's hilarious.
00:58:45So, you're saying you used to be a racer?
00:58:49Come on, you're just a filthy repairman.
00:58:52When could you even afford your own car?
00:58:53A car?
00:58:54This old man can't even afford a used bike.
00:58:59Ev, your senior citizen boyfriend is a pathological liar.
00:59:03I can't trust a thing he says.
00:59:04Mr. Hawkins, you don't have to put up an act.
00:59:10You can just be yourself.
00:59:12I am being myself.
00:59:14Congratulations to Xavier Gordon on recording a top 10 lap time in the history of Godspeed Racetrack.
00:59:19As a reward, he will receive a generous cash prize of $10 million.
00:59:22Oh, my God, congrats, Xavier!
00:59:30There hasn't been a name on the top 10 list in over a decade.
00:59:35Trust me, I'm just getting started.
00:59:37Jeez, a 38 second lap time is only good for 10th of all time.
00:59:50Whoever housed the times before must be a generational talent.
00:59:53Those are the guys from yesterday, but I'm up now.
00:59:56And you better believe, I'm coming for their heads.
00:59:59Yeah, see that old man?
01:00:03Xavier's name is going down in history.
01:00:05Who the fuck are you to compare yourself to him?
01:00:08Oh, Mr. Hawkins.