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00:00:00You
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:54Kerjaan lagi banyak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk.
00:10:59Ayo.
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk.
00:11:08Apa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca.
00:11:36Anya.
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotkan yang nama Instagramnya biar gak tukar sama perek lain.
00:11:42Baca.
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran.
00:12:04Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih.
00:12:27Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo.
00:12:36Astaga.
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu, kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:53Tiga kali kamu selingkuhin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang.
00:12:57Ngomong-ngomong baik-baik.
00:12:59Kau mau.
00:13:01Kok apaan aku ngaku salah, kau semuanya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama, Yuk, Diri.
00:13:05Yuk, kasih.
00:13:06I love you!
00:13:09I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:13:12I'm sorry!
00:13:14I'm sorry!
00:13:36...
00:13:42Aku udah gak cinta sama kamu, Bro, Tok.
00:13:47Aku cuma bertahan di hubungan ini karena aku sayang banget sama ibu kamu.
00:13:50you
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00:14:00you
00:14:02you
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00:14:06you
00:14:08you
00:14:10you
00:14:12happy birthday
00:14:14to you
00:14:16happy birthday
00:14:18to you
00:14:20happy birthday
00:14:22happy birthday
00:14:24happy birthday
00:14:26ibu
00:14:28love you
00:14:30i wish
00:14:32kalau emang hanya yang kamu cari
00:14:34silakan
00:14:38aku rewan
00:14:40happy birthday
00:14:42jangan sampai pernah sakit
00:14:44yang perasaan
00:14:55assalamualaikum
00:14:57assalamualaikum
00:14:58assalamualaikum salam
00:15:00ibu
00:15:02ayu
00:15:04ibu
00:15:10ibu kok tiba-tiba kesini
00:15:12iya kok gak bilang apa
00:15:14ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian
00:15:18terus ibu pikir
00:15:20ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak
00:15:22kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:24kangen
00:15:26gimana sih
00:15:28abis miratnya gitu kayak gak kangen dah
00:15:30abis
00:15:32ah
00:15:34loh
00:15:35kenapa sih
00:15:36kok berantakan banget nih
00:15:37hah
00:15:38oh
00:15:39jangan
00:15:40gak usah dong
00:15:41gak enak kan
00:15:42cuma berantakan
00:15:43mau diberesin
00:15:44cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat
00:15:45nanti
00:15:46nanti saya beresin
00:15:47enggak deh
00:15:48kalau gitu
00:15:49tolong ya Proto
00:15:50koper ibu diubak masuk
00:15:51ya
00:15:53ibu
00:15:54ibu haus banget nih
00:15:56iya
00:15:58ija
00:15:59ija
00:16:02ija mana?
00:16:03mba ija
00:16:04dua bulan lalu
00:16:05balik ke kampungnya
00:16:06soalnya mengurusin
00:16:07papainya sakit
00:16:09oh
00:16:10bu
00:16:11saya yanni
00:16:12yang kerja disini bu
00:16:14hmm
00:16:17sebelumnya
00:16:18kamu tuh kerja dimana?
00:16:19di departemen store bu
00:16:21yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu yang
00:16:24selamat datang di tempatan kami
00:16:26bila anda belajar ini
00:16:27besok anda akan mendapatkan
00:16:29cuma 90%
00:16:33terus itu
00:16:35itu
00:16:36kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38ini iseng aja bu
00:16:39aku muda ikut-ikutan temen
00:16:40tapi sekarang
00:16:41gak usah ilang
00:16:42sakit lagi bu
00:16:43ibu
00:16:50ibu duduk aja
00:16:51duduk
00:16:52serhat dulu
00:16:53capek kan pasti mba yanni
00:16:54boleh tolong itu koper ibu
00:16:55boleh-boleh
00:16:56kamar tamu ya
00:16:57iya pak
00:16:58aku bikinin teh ya
00:16:59gak sayang gak pake gula
00:17:01ibu kok tumpen sendirian?
00:17:08dimas mana?
00:17:09korbense
00:17:10air sani mas
00:17:11mau lewat
00:17:12mana?
00:17:18kok tumpennya nanti?
00:17:19ibu?
00:17:21ibu?
00:17:26ibu?
00:17:29halo ibu
00:17:30ibu?
00:17:31ibu dimana sih ibu?
00:17:34pesan
00:17:35ini aku baru sampe rumah
00:17:36gak dorang
00:17:37sepedaan doang
00:17:38tadi sebentar
00:17:42sayang boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:44apa ya?
00:17:46aku gak nyampe mau ambil teh
00:17:49iya iya
00:17:50bentar ya
00:17:51iya
00:17:53ibu?
00:17:54ibu sepuh
00:17:55mau duduknya ini
00:17:56bikinin teh ke mobilnya
00:18:00apa?
00:18:01apa?
00:18:02kamu ibu kurang tau aku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga
00:18:04iya gak bisa dong
00:18:05itu ibunya bapak ya?
00:18:08iya ibunya bapak
00:18:09kalau dia nanya kamu
00:18:10cantik ya
00:18:11gak kayak bapak
00:18:12maksudnya?
00:18:14iya bapak kan ganteng pak
00:18:17aku mau coba pak
00:18:18iya kamu bikin aja kamu coba pak
00:18:19kenapa kamu gak ngomong sini ya?
00:18:21tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya bu?
00:18:22iya saya lagi sakit jadi setahun bayi dirumah terus
00:18:25iya saya lagi sakit jadi setahun bayi dirumah terus
00:18:27kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi
00:18:28waduh
00:18:30lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget
00:18:33saya takut loh bu
00:18:36kamu namakin aku sama ma?
00:18:38kamu kan yang mau pisah
00:18:39kamu yang mau pergi
00:18:40kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia
00:18:43bener-bener tau ya
00:18:44bu
00:18:45coba aja kebeberannya
00:18:46nih
00:18:47udah jadi tehnya bu
00:18:48gak terlalu manis
00:18:49karena buat ibu sepuh
00:18:50kalau bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis sih pak ya
00:18:54iya bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis
00:18:56saya suka yang mbak ditidurin
00:19:06ini gua tanya
00:19:07ah
00:19:08makasih bu
00:19:09beritanya dari tadi
00:19:14gak ada yang nyenakin
00:19:15yang virus
00:19:18terus orang pada meninggal
00:19:21tapi heran ya
00:19:22orang gitu
00:19:23susah banget diatur
00:19:24disuruh dirumah
00:19:26eh tetap ada beluta
00:19:27gak pakai masker lagi
00:19:28ah bener-bener orang-orang ini
00:19:32gak bisa tonton tv
00:19:36ntar mau makin stress
00:19:40yuk
00:19:41jaman ibu dulu tuh ya
00:19:43berita tuh cuma sehari sekali
00:19:45yaitu di koran pagi
00:19:47jadi hidup kita tuh
00:19:49tenang banget
00:19:51laiki setiap jam
00:19:53beritanya orang meninggal
00:19:56piyit lah
00:19:57gimana gak ibu stress
00:19:59ha
00:20:05ibu aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu
00:20:07ha
00:20:10mau ngomong apa sih
00:20:11kelas bimbatdir kita bulan depan aku cancel aja yah
00:20:26Oh...
00:20:28Hmm...
00:20:38The class of our next year, I'll cancel the next year.
00:20:41The situation is still not positive.
00:20:43No problem.
00:20:45Yeah, because we're very close to the class.
00:20:49No problem.
00:20:51We also have to think about our health.
00:20:54No problem, yeah?
00:20:56No problem.
00:21:01Ya udah aku siapin kamar ibu dulu ya, biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke, boleh.
00:21:14Lu...
00:21:17Kok aku tinggal sebentar gak apa-apa ya?
00:21:19Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:21Ibu seneng dia.
00:21:22Lihat kalian tuh sekarang gak angsa.
00:21:27Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32Lu Tiora...
00:21:34...petangga ibu itu...
00:21:35...cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:37Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:39Ya tapi gak tujuh juga, bu.
00:21:41Itu cucu apa ternah sih?
00:21:43Gak apa-apa, satu juga ibu seneng kok.
00:21:45Ya udah lah.
00:21:47Kalau gitu...
00:21:48Langsung dulu ya.
00:21:51Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:53Tunggu kode.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:56Pasti.
00:21:57Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:58Iya.
00:21:59Kalau perlu, ngambil.
00:22:00Nah itu.
00:22:05Udah selesai.
00:22:07Ibu capek nih.
00:22:08Mau melurusin hubungan.
00:22:10Iya.
00:22:11Emang ibu gak laper?
00:22:14Laper lah.
00:22:15Aduh ibu pasti kan belum makan.
00:22:17Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:20Ingat kan?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:22Mau banget.
00:22:24Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:26Hmm.
00:22:27Khas.
00:22:28Emang ibu.
00:22:29Ya.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:33Ayo.
00:22:34Ya sayang.
00:22:36Terima kasih.
00:22:37Terima kasih.
00:22:38Terima kasih.
00:22:40Oke ibu udah saya catat semua.
00:22:42Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya dada semua bu.
00:22:48Ibu gak mau pahak.
00:22:51Oke siap bu.
00:22:54Eh bu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:56Tuh.
00:22:57Udah habis.
00:22:58Habis.
00:23:00Tuh.
00:23:01Saya belum kata emang iya kamu gak ada cash to me saya pijang.
00:23:03Gak cukup.
00:23:04Uang saya bu.
00:23:05Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:06Tuh.
00:23:07Tuh.
00:23:08Tuh.
00:23:09Tuh.
00:23:10Tuh.
00:23:11Tuh.
00:23:12If you want to eat what's in the kitchen?
00:23:17What's your help?
00:23:19Don't
00:23:21Let's go
00:23:24Let's go
00:23:27Let's go
00:23:32Let's go
00:23:34Guys, to buy again
00:23:36Soto ayam, follow your journey
00:23:39Let's go
00:23:42I think it's not true
00:23:45I think you think
00:23:47When I go, I'm coming
00:23:49I want to go
00:23:50During lockdown
00:23:52It's not two or three days
00:23:54It's been a week or two, six
00:23:57I think it's a sign of God
00:24:00If we can't believe it
00:24:02God?
00:24:04God?
00:24:05God?
00:24:06God?
00:24:08God?
00:24:09Salah Jum'at 3-11
00:24:10Sekali aja ngomongi Tuhan
00:24:12Atau kamu mentot sama Anya
00:24:13Inget gak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:21Sayang
00:24:22Aku mau dianggap sehat
00:24:24Shhh
00:24:29Dudur disitu
00:24:31Yuk, please, Dad
00:24:39Tiga hari
00:24:41Aku kasih waktu tiga hari
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu
00:24:45Aku pergi
00:24:46Aku pergi
00:24:56Bu
00:24:57Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu
00:24:59Gak boleh keluar rumah
00:25:00Itu ada orang kelurahan hidr
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak
00:25:06Tuh, tuh, disegel
00:25:08Pak
00:25:09Pak sebentar, Pak
00:25:10Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak
00:25:14Iya
00:25:15Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri
00:25:17Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:19Waduh, gak tau juga ya, Bu
00:25:20Berdoa sajalah
00:25:21Semoga tidak terlalu lama
00:25:23Mari, Pak, Bu
00:25:25Pak
00:25:27Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu
00:25:30Pak
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide
00:25:34Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang
00:25:36Kita suruh pindah kesini aja
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos
00:25:39Kasian, Pak
00:25:41Terus, Bu
00:25:42Nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong
00:25:45Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Ya, menurut
00:25:51Menurut saya, Bu
00:25:53Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali
00:26:04Le
00:26:17Le
00:26:18Ayu mana?
00:26:19Ya
00:26:20Ayu
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hmm
00:26:24Kayaknya di kamar mungkin, Bu
00:26:26Yaudah
00:26:27Ibu mau cari Ayu dulu
00:26:31Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:33Hah?
00:26:35Ini kerjaan
00:26:39Aduh, Mas
00:26:40Masnya sebulan gak ketemu Mas
00:26:42Aku gak kuat loh
00:26:46Ah, biarin, biarin
00:26:48Beneran Mas
00:26:49Aku gak mau sendiri di sini Mas
00:26:51Aku mau sama Mas Bambang
00:26:53Titik
00:26:55Aku mau minggat pokoknya
00:26:58Hah?
00:26:59Apa?
00:27:01Kelu.. keluar?
00:27:03Mas Bambang
00:27:05Mas Bambang
00:27:06Mas Bambang
00:27:08Aaaa
00:27:11I can't wait for my birthday
00:27:30I want to find my birthday
00:27:32I'm going to find my birthday
00:27:34I'm going to find my birthday
00:27:36I don't know what to say
00:27:38I'm going to make a pusing
00:27:40I don't think I'm here, I'm here alone, I'm afraid, you're here now, please, please
00:27:49Yeah, you can't, just you alone, it's safe, you're here alone, you're here alone
00:27:54But I'm afraid I'm here alone, if I'm here alone, then people in my apartment, when I'm in a zombie, what do you mean?
00:28:07Anya, virusnya virus flu, bukan virus zombie, jadi kalau kamu karantina di ruangan sendiri, itu nggak apa-apa, Aman
00:28:18Tapi tetap aja, aku takut, kamu kesini doang, please
00:28:24Oke, biar kamu tenang, aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:29Ngapain ya?
00:28:30Enches aku nggak bisa ke situ, rumahku aja segera
00:28:33Oh iya, mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu, abis itu kamu ngedance, kayak kemarin itu loh
00:28:41Eh, enggak, enggak, enggak, jangan gila
00:28:44Awww, aduh sayang nyalain video call-nya, cuma dengan cara ini doang aku bisa tenang
00:28:51Ayo, makanya kamu ngedance sekarang, oke?
00:28:55Oke
00:28:57Sekarang emangat nih?
00:28:58Iya
00:28:59Iya
00:29:00Oke
00:29:06Oke
00:29:08Ih, ada-ada aja ya
00:29:10Yes
00:29:11Yes
00:29:12Buka!
00:29:14arise
00:29:15She
00:29:22Hey
00:29:22Giz
00:29:23Buka!
00:29:24Gi
00:29:26Baby
00:29:27Y
00:29:29Teng
00:29:30En
00:29:30problems
00:29:34Hers
00:29:35Sebentar
00:29:36Hey, Mas, you're not working, right?
00:29:44I'm going to go fast, lockdown.
00:29:47I'm going to go to the side.
00:29:49I'm going to go to the side.
00:29:51I'm going to go to the side.
00:29:54Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
00:30:04Kind of romantic.
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I want to see you when I wake up.
00:30:12Cause we can fight and then we make up.
00:30:15Yes.
00:30:16Kamu sweet banget.
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jahat.
00:30:20Oh, iya dong.
00:30:21Kan balance.
00:30:23Rohani.
00:30:25Just money.
00:30:27Hey, Lungking.
00:30:29Masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:31Iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, iya.
00:30:34Wah, ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri, Bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, Bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya, Bu.
00:30:41Guys, lockdown.
00:30:44Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:46Tuh.
00:30:48Ibu.
00:30:49Ya.
00:30:50Ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:53Kamu tau mau masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya?
00:30:55Kasian dia leper.
00:30:56Iya, Bu.
00:30:56Nanti Ani lihat ya.
00:30:58Di kulkas ada amaja.
00:31:00Ya.
00:31:02Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:04Iya, Bu.
00:31:05Tenang, Bu.
00:31:06Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:10Masak itu tidak mudah, Bu.
00:31:12Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:14Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sebon.
00:31:19Gitu, Bu. Enak.
00:31:20Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama. Orangnya lapar.
00:31:22Kesian.
00:31:23Iya, Bu.
00:31:24Kesian.
00:31:25Tidak.
00:31:26Betul.
00:31:27Tidak.
00:31:28Kesian.
00:31:29Kesian.
00:31:30Kesian.
00:31:31Tidak.
00:31:32Kamu diresek dan tinggalin ke Andalem sembarangan.
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:38Hah?
00:31:39Kesian.
00:31:41Kesian.
00:31:42Kesian.
00:31:43Kesian.
00:31:44Kesian.
00:31:45Kesian.
00:31:46Kesian.
00:31:47Kesian.
00:31:48Kesian.
00:31:49Kesian.
00:31:50Kesian.
00:31:51Kesian.
00:31:52Now I'm in the house
00:31:54Why did I never leave the house?
00:31:58Is this the name?
00:32:00Where did I have the name of the house?
00:32:04You know, I don't wear the house.
00:32:07This is the house?
00:32:09That's not my writing, brother
00:32:12Come on, tell me about my name
00:32:14That's who the house?
00:32:16You're still in the house
00:32:18Brother
00:32:20Come on
00:32:22Come on
00:32:24Come on
00:32:26What are you doing?
00:32:28Come on, Ibu
00:32:32Ibu is thinking
00:32:36Have you ever done that?
00:32:38Why are you like this?
00:32:40Ibu is trying to have a baby
00:32:42What if the floor is empty?
00:32:44What do you want to shoot?
00:32:46What do you want to shoot?
00:32:48There is
00:32:50There is
00:32:51There is
00:32:52There is
00:32:54There is
00:32:55But check
00:32:56Yes
00:32:57Yes
00:32:58Yes
00:32:59Yes
00:33:00Yes
00:33:01Yes
00:33:02And
00:33:04And
00:33:06Please
00:33:08See
00:33:10Huh?
00:33:12Shh!
00:33:13What are you doing?
00:33:15What are you doing?
00:33:21Let's go baby!
00:33:23Can't you ask me to cook for Ibu Seppo?
00:33:27You ask me what else?
00:33:29It's already like this?
00:33:31Yes, but...
00:33:33I'm going to go there or here?
00:33:35But I can't find you.
00:33:37You're wrong.
00:33:39You're wrong.
00:33:40You're wrong.
00:33:41You're wrong.
00:33:42You're wrong.
00:33:43You're wrong.
00:33:44Stay at home.
00:33:45Wait for me to come.
00:33:48I'm still calm.
00:33:50Shh!
00:33:51Shh!
00:33:52Let's go.
00:33:54Shh!
00:34:00Ah!
00:34:02Oh my God.
00:34:03Ah...
00:34:06Ah...
00:34:07Ah!
00:34:25Mbak Yanni?
00:34:27Why are you still there?
00:34:29Nah, Bu.
00:34:31Tadi Yanni came to the side,
00:34:33Ibu is asyik banget main HP
00:34:35sampe gak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:37Serius amat, Bu.
00:34:43Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:49Mau ke belakang, sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang
00:34:51Bahkan kalo disini
00:34:53saya mau balesin chat customer.
00:34:57Eh, Bu, Bu.
00:34:59Tapi jangan ke daerah
00:35:01Kamar Yanni. Itu sinyalnya
00:35:03dead. Ambiar, Bu.
00:35:05Aduh, marah.
00:35:07Cuma.
00:35:09Iya, iya.
00:35:13Mbak Yanni,
00:35:15nanti kalo misalnya ibu tanya saya dimana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:17Oh gitu ya.
00:35:19Kamu harus kerja.
00:35:21Ya, Bu.
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:31Kalo aku keluar dari rumah,
00:35:33itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:35Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:37Bapaknya tuh punya siapa?
00:35:39Nah itu.
00:35:41Bu.
00:35:47Yan.
00:35:48Telor, dede.
00:35:49Telor.
00:35:50Yah, ibu bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:53Yanni dantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:55Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:58Ini, ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini, Bu.
00:36:01Yang cepet ya telor.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:04Kalo kambing kan terpedo, Bu, telornya.
00:36:07Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:11Aduh.
00:36:12Itu loh.
00:36:13Buat beroto.
00:36:14Biar nakcus kalo buat am-am.
00:36:15Am-am.
00:36:16Am-am.
00:36:17Am-am.
00:36:18Uyeh uyeh kali, Bu.
00:36:19Apa sih tuh ya uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:23Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalo belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Iya, Bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing, toge.
00:36:32Ya.
00:36:33Terus kalo buat buat ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Ya.
00:36:38Soalnya ibu udah pengen pun udah cucu.
00:36:40Oh alah, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yanni paham, Bu.
00:36:43Kalo itu, Bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yanni kenalin aja sama temen-temen.
00:36:46Yanni di kampung bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:36:49Pake apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:52Kaya pawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:54Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:56Ah.
00:36:57Gak mungkin.
00:36:58Udah lah.
00:36:59Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:01Ya.
00:37:02Siap, Bu.
00:37:03Terus kalo buat ibu ya.
00:37:04Ini omelet aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Tapi tambah susu dikit.
00:37:08Siap, Bu.
00:37:09Ya.
00:37:10Makasih, Yan.
00:37:11Sama-sama ibu.
00:37:13Oh.
00:37:14Ayu mana?
00:37:17Dari tadi sih.
00:37:19Yanni belum lihat ibu Ayu dimana, Bu.
00:37:22Ibu.
00:37:23Udah.
00:37:25Inilah.
00:37:27So, let's get started.
00:37:57Ah, go, go!
00:38:16Ah, no.
00:38:19See him.
00:38:20Come on, come.
00:38:27It's good, it's an omelette.
00:38:32Hey, Ibu Ayu, Ibu Sepuh.
00:38:36This is an omelette special for Ibu Sepuh.
00:38:41It's good for sure.
00:38:44You can do it.
00:38:45Let's do it for me to eat.
00:38:47Let's do it.
00:38:51Hi, handsome.
00:38:54Handsome and back.
00:38:57Yuk, aku ready nih.
00:38:59Emang agak-agak bau bawang sedikit sih.
00:39:02Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan?
00:39:04Come on, come to mama.
00:39:07Nggak, enggak pengen.
00:39:10Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:14Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:16Ayolah, Mas, nih.
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih.
00:39:20Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:22Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:24Aduh, terus?
00:39:26Katanya, ya udah.
00:39:28Kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:30Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:31Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:37Dipecat ini mah.
00:39:39Serius, Mas?
00:39:42Kamu sih, aduh ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:49Udah dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:50Nggak diapa-apain lagi.
00:39:54Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Oh iya ngaku nih.
00:40:00Nggak ada kerjaan.
00:40:02Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:04Aku pijat apa gitu deh.
00:40:06Supaya kamu enakannya.
00:40:08Krokin deh, krokin, krokin.
00:40:10Ayo.
00:40:11Yuk.
00:40:12Sini.
00:40:13Agar bahan sama.
00:40:15Uh.
00:40:16Uh.
00:40:17Uh.
00:40:18Lama lo aku nggak liat badan kamu yang bodi banget ini.
00:40:23Mesti.
00:40:25Pasti ya.
00:40:27Ya.
00:40:28Tapi abis krokin.
00:40:29Ya.
00:40:30Mas.
00:40:31Ya.
00:40:32Gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:38Ya.
00:40:39Enggara.
00:40:40Nanti kalau bos kamu tahu, dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:44Alah.
00:40:45Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:48Aman deh.
00:40:49Aman.
00:40:50Terus.
00:40:51Mandinya.
00:40:52Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:53Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:54Hmm.
00:40:55Kalau mandi gampang, Mas.
00:40:56Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:40:57Pas mau orang udah tidur.
00:40:58Kalau pas lagi nggak ada orang, jadi aman.
00:40:59Ya.
00:41:00Bajunya gimana?
00:41:01Aku nggak mau baju.
00:41:02Baju bapak banyak.
00:41:03Tenang.
00:41:04Kenapa?
00:41:05Kenapa?
00:41:06Kenapa?
00:41:07Kenapa?
00:41:08Kenapa?
00:41:09Kenapa?
00:41:10Kenapa?
00:41:11Kenapa?
00:41:12Kenapa?
00:41:13Kenapa?
00:41:14Kenapa?
00:41:15Kenapa?
00:41:16Kenapa?
00:41:17Kenapa?
00:41:19Kenapa?
00:41:20Kenapa?
00:41:21Kenapa?
00:41:22Kenapa?
00:41:23Kenapa?
00:41:24Kenapa?
00:41:25Kenapa?
00:41:26Kenapa?
00:41:27Kenapa?
00:41:28Kenapa?
00:41:29Kenapa?
00:41:30Kenapa?
00:41:31Kenapa?
00:41:32Kenapa?
00:41:33Kenapa?
00:41:34Kenapa?
00:41:35Kenapa?
00:41:36Kenapa?
00:41:37Kenapa?
00:41:38Kenapa?
00:41:39Kenapa?
00:41:40Kenapa?
00:41:41Kenapa?
00:41:42Kenapa?
00:41:43Kenapa?
00:41:44Kenapa?
00:41:45Kenapa?
00:41:46Kenapa?
00:41:47Kenapa?
00:42:18Selamat pagi.
00:42:47Selamat pagi.
00:43:17Selamat pagi.
00:43:47Udah, gue contohin ya.
00:43:50Eh, eh, bu. Jangan, jangan.
00:43:52Bu, ngapain sih.
00:43:53Udah, sebentar.
00:43:54Aduh.
00:43:55Biar ngerti.
00:44:00Nih ya.
00:44:02Nah, kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:06Supaya sumanya tuh bisa berenang untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:14Dah.
00:44:14Bisa gak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:20Ayu, Ayu.
00:44:21Itu tadi Ibu ajarin, Ayu.
00:44:22Coba kamu dipraktekin.
00:44:25Tentu.
00:44:36Tentu.
00:44:37Tentu.
00:44:37Kamu tuh.
00:44:39Jangan diem aja.
00:44:41Sini-sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:44Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:45Gini.
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:51Kehangatan tangan kamu itu.
00:44:53Itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:44:59Ah.
00:45:00Terus.
00:45:01Kamu ajak ngobrol.
00:45:04Ajak ngobrol.
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Dede.
00:45:11Halo.
00:45:12Berenang, berenang.
00:45:13Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:14Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:15Iya.
00:45:16Abis itu kamu doa, ya.
00:45:18Nanti deh.
00:45:19Ibu beayin kamu ya, doanya.
00:45:22Ya.
00:45:22Aku tahu dari mana sih kayak beginian.
00:45:24Udah lah, kerjain aja.
00:45:25Iya, iya.
00:45:26Iya, iya.
00:45:28Iya, iya.
00:45:31Iya.
00:45:32Udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:34Gitu ya.
00:45:35Ya, ya.
00:45:35Diberangkekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:36Masa ini mantepin di sini.
00:45:37Tuh.
00:45:38Masa sekarang.
00:45:40Iya, makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:43Biasalah.
00:45:44Ya, silap.
00:45:46Yowis.
00:45:47Iya.
00:45:47Pokoknya ibu cepat-cepat cucu ya dari kalian ya.
00:45:51Malah.
00:45:52Masa.
00:45:52Bias.
00:46:01Bias.
00:46:02Bias.
00:46:03Bias.
00:46:03Bias.
00:46:04Bias.
00:46:07Bias.
00:46:38Roto Adi Sutejo, pahamah gak ada kabarnya tiba-tiba ngelepon, gue tau nih, pasti lagi ada maunya nih, iya kan?
00:46:50Lagi gak pengen bahasa-bahas ini, emang gue ada maunya, gue mau nagi utang budi lo sama gue.
00:46:56Tentang budi? Kapan?
00:46:58Oh, perlu gue ingetin nih, duit-duit gue yang numpang gabusan gue, ya?
00:47:03Hah? Tapi kan lo kebagian juga gimana sih lo?
00:47:06Ya tetap ajak gue hitung utang budi itu, gue letak.
00:47:09Gue butuh bantuan lo nih, ini serius?
00:47:12Bantuan apaan?
00:47:14Oke gini, em... bisa gak lo cekin penyanyi?
00:47:19Lo cek nomor yang sering keluar masuk telepon ini.
00:47:22Ayu bingdi lo.
00:47:23Ya iya, siapa lagi?
00:47:25Eh, gak kebalik nih.
00:47:27Kalau bingdi lo yang minta tolong sama gue, gue percaya.
00:47:30Eh, lo bantuin gue gak sih?
00:47:33Oke, oke.
00:47:34Tunggu 1-2 jam ya.
00:47:36Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:38Oke.
00:47:39Tunggu 1-2 jam.
00:47:53The end of this episode of The
00:47:55This episode of my own 20th century
00:48:04Yuck!
00:48:08Mancind! Mancind!
00:48:12As you!
00:48:17You put the phone to me?
00:48:22I just...
00:48:23What are you doing?
00:48:33What are you doing?
00:48:35Oh, that's right.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:39That's right.
00:48:41What are you doing?
00:48:43What are you talking about?
00:48:45I'm interacting with you.
00:48:47I'm interacting with you.
00:48:51Ton!
00:48:53Do you have a number that you're talking about?
00:48:55Yes, there.
00:48:57What's the number?
00:48:59What's the number?
00:49:01I'm going to call you.
00:49:03You're in front of me.
00:49:05Yes, let me hear you.
00:49:07So, you're going to call me Anton?
00:49:11Why are you talking about me?
00:49:13Why are you talking about me?
00:49:15What the fuck?
00:49:17He's talking about me.
00:49:19I'm pacing.
00:49:21Latter-datter.
00:49:23The inner deep hole that you did not have a question.
00:49:25But you're alone.
00:49:27You can tell me I'm wrong.
00:49:29I'm wrong.
00:49:30But you're in front of me.
00:49:32And when you're hoping it's the case?
00:49:34It's the case!
00:49:35What's the case?
00:49:36There's a number that is going to call you.
00:49:40No, no, no.
00:49:41No, you're in front of me.
00:49:42No, I'm in front of you.
00:49:43Then?
00:49:45The number is...
00:49:47The number is...
00:49:49Do you hear?
00:49:55What?
00:49:57What do you mean?
00:49:59Why is the number?
00:50:01Yes, you ask me.
00:50:03One number is the number is the number.
00:50:05Yes, the number is the number.
00:50:07Yes, I'm the number.
00:50:09If I say the number is the number is the number.
00:50:11I'm the number.
00:50:13I'm the number.
00:50:15You're the number.
00:50:17You're the number.
00:50:19I don't have to go with you.
00:50:21I don't have to go with you.
00:50:31I love you.
00:50:33I love you.
00:50:35Yes, yes, yes.
00:50:37Yes, yes.
00:50:39It's a little...
00:50:41It's a little...
00:50:43It's a little...
00:50:45Yes, Josh.
00:50:47Let's eat it.
00:50:49Why?
00:50:51Why?
00:50:53Why?
00:50:54Why?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56Why?
00:50:57Why?
00:50:58Why?
00:50:59Why?
00:51:00Why?
00:51:01Why?
00:51:02Why?
00:51:03Why?
00:51:04I'm the number,
00:51:05Why?
00:51:06Why?
00:51:07Why?
00:51:08I'll make you when I leave.
00:51:10You won't make me.
00:51:11Why?
00:51:12Why?
00:51:14You won't have to pay me.
00:51:15What?
00:51:16Why?
00:51:17Andrew, I'll ...
00:51:18You won't like ...
00:51:19You won't have to pay me.
00:51:20You won't have to pay me, bro?
00:51:22When I'm, I'll give you the money.
00:51:23I don't know what I'm talking about 15 juta mas but it's 20-25 juta
00:51:31Alah segitu aja kok gue yang ngomong dari awal udah langsung tak serta beneran ya Iya
00:51:38tapi nggak usah di transfer Mas kenapa nabung di bank itu riba nyalain disini nabungan don't worry
00:51:47tapi begini itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi harus ada timbal baliknya dong
00:51:57enak tapi makan dulu nih togenya dianggirin biar jos ada perlawanan ayo yang banyak yang banyak
00:52:07Anya cuma perek kot-kotan yang namanya celana dalemnya biar nggak ketukar sama perek lain
00:52:12mana pernah aku namanya celana dalem aku ya kanan kamu tahu aku jarang pakai celana dalem
00:52:19apa lagi sih Ton nggak puas lo bikin malu gue sorry tentang kejadian tadi tuh bukan maksud gue
00:52:37itu ke jebak lo atau gimana-gimana Toh gue punya informasi baru toh lupa apa lagi sih
00:52:43ha buruan deh hacker gue bilang ada satu nomor lagi di email yang sama di handphone di
00:52:49demo maksudnya gimana Bini lu punya dua nomor lu nggak tahu enggak tahu gue satu doang
00:52:54dan di nomor yang satu lagi ada satu nomor yang sering banget dia hubungin lo kirimin gue nomornya
00:53:00halo pak
00:53:02halo pak
00:53:06I'm sorry.
00:53:07Let's go.
00:53:08Let's go.
00:53:09Hello.
00:53:10Hello.
00:53:11My...
00:53:12Why?
00:53:13Hello, man.
00:53:17Why?
00:53:21Why?
00:53:22What?
00:53:23What?
00:53:24What?
00:53:25Yo!
00:53:26Yo!
00:53:27What?
00:53:30What?
00:53:32You're right.
00:53:33What?
00:53:36Why?
00:53:37What?
00:53:38What?
00:53:39What?
00:53:40What?
00:53:41What?
00:53:42What?
00:53:43Hah?
00:53:44Ahh!
00:53:44Ayo!
00:53:46Makasih lo!
00:53:55What's next?
00:53:56Why do you wear cloak?
00:53:57Huh?
00:53:58Want to see what's next?
00:54:04What's next?
00:54:09What's next?
00:54:10What's next?
00:54:11Do you have any evidence?
00:54:13Don't you have any evidence?
00:54:15Who?
00:54:17What's your opinion?
00:54:19This is your support, Ibu.
00:54:23There's no evidence.
00:54:25There's no evidence.
00:54:27What are you saying?
00:54:29What are you saying, brother?
00:54:31What are you saying?
00:54:33What are you saying?
00:54:35I'm saying.
00:54:37Let's go!
00:54:39How do you think?
00:54:41Don't you, Anton?
00:54:43I'm not sure about you.
00:54:45I'm sure you've been telling me about you.
00:54:47You are wrong.
00:54:49I'm not sure about you.
00:54:51I'm not sure about you.
00:54:53My name is wrong.
00:54:55That's right.
00:54:57Is it my name?
00:54:59You have to know him?
00:55:01Come here!
00:55:03I'm sorry yourself.
00:55:07Hai Hai two-tahun kamu sakitin aku aku nggak pernah mau apa-apa aku jaduh sama kamu aku
00:55:14jaduh perasaan Ibu terus karena kamu duduk aku sembarangan gini Hai ngomong apa sih ini makes
00:55:22sense one-to-one eh soalnya dalam yang lo temuin itu lo sendiri yang naro kan
00:55:30Hai celana dalam apa dalam perempuan pulang marah-marah minta cerai bilang apa nemu celana
00:55:36di mobil aku padahal nih iya yang harus sendiri drama lo drama jadi maksud kamu hanya perempuan
00:55:46yang mau piara dua tahun itu aku ngarang-ngarang gitu Hah ayo mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan
00:55:53kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya Hai berani enggak
00:55:57Broto Ibu sudah tahu semua tentang Anya kelakuan kamu udah lama Ibu tahu
00:56:18Ibu tuh diam aja karena Ibu pikir ini sebentar juga akan lewat ternyata kamu tuh melonjak
00:56:27kamu lupa ya nama besar kakek kamu Hadi Sutaijo yang bikin semua bisnis kamu tuh bisa lancar masih banyak
00:56:49orangnya kakek kamu orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa Ibu minta tolong
00:56:52kamu istri baik cantik pinter lagi masih juga kamu selingkuh goblok
00:57:01kamu denger gak ibu kamu ibu kamu sendiri barusan ngapain kamu goblok gimana kamu goblok
00:57:11ayo ayo ibu tahu tentang kamu sama Dimas
00:57:20ayo ayo selain sama Dimas ibu tahu gila kan bener kan dia ngasih ngelulu apa Dimas sih
00:57:31jahat kamu minta pun rumah ibu besok ibu akan panggil Dimas kesini untuk menjelaskan semuanya
00:57:43nggak usah ibu nggak usah dipanggil Dimas ya Ibu kalau mau ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini ayo pergi
00:57:54nggak ada yang pergi kemana-mana Udahlah nggak usah nggak usah panggil-panggil Dimas
00:58:04lu mau cerik mau harta kan oke nggak ada cerai-cerean sebelum semua ini dijelaskan
00:58:16besok kita bicara lagi nanti malam broto kamu tidur sama ibu
00:58:22sementara malam ini kalian pikirkan baik-baik apa yang akan kalian putuskan untuk besok
00:58:31ibu nggak mau keluarga ibu tuh berantakan
00:58:46nyopotnya tuh susah banget jadi kayak geser nggak ngerti dirinya gimana
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00:59:43Aduh.
00:59:49Aduh.
01:00:03Aduh, Mas Gawat.
01:00:06Aduh, stress deh aku ah.
01:00:10I'm stressed.
01:00:12I'm already eating.
01:00:14I'm stressed.
01:00:16What is it?
01:00:18I'm eating protein.
01:00:20I'm eating protein?
01:00:22Why are you doing this?
01:00:26Why are you doing it?
01:00:28I'm stressed.
01:00:30I'm already stressed.
01:00:32I'm going to get married with my father.
01:00:34It's usually a husband.
01:00:36Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:40Waduh.
01:00:42Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:44Hah? Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:46Kenapa sih nanti kedengeran?
01:00:50Membantuin dulu jeberintiin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:54Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:56Terus aku jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:58Sepay.
01:01:02My name is Jan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:06Keren.
01:01:08Yan.
01:01:10Kau minyak angin nih.
01:01:12Abis ngerok kamu.
01:01:14Ini sebenernya minyak panah Kak Dil.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:18TĂĄ?
01:01:19Alam.
01:01:21Alam.
01:01:22Alam.
01:01:23Alam.
01:01:24Alam.
01:01:25Alam.
01:01:26Alam.
01:01:27Alam.
01:01:28Ibu.
01:01:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:01:34Oh, oh.
01:01:51Ya udah, pokoknya Ibu tunggu ya.
01:01:54Ya.
01:01:59Duh, beskot banyak banget sih.
01:02:09Ya, Ndu.
01:02:14Aku lagi kerja.
01:02:18Iya, tadi kan habis subuhan langsung tidur lagi.
01:02:25Gak bisa lah kalau pulang.
01:02:28Jakarta kan lagi karantina.
01:02:30Kamu gimana sih, repot?
01:02:35Iya, sehat-sehat.
01:02:36Anak-anak sehat, oh.
01:02:38Enggak, enggak usah, enggak usah kamu sama anak-anak.
01:02:42Iya, iya, iya.
01:02:45Jan?
01:02:46Eh, aku, aku harus kerja lagi, ya.
01:02:48Iya, iya.
01:02:49Kok kamu masih tidur?
01:03:00Gak anak badan, ya?
01:03:01Ya udah, istirahat aja.
01:03:09Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam.
01:03:14Aku bingung, Jan.
01:03:15Aku takut anak-anakku berantem, udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini.
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu.
01:03:26Kalau Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai.
01:03:30Semoga enggak, ya.
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tau.
01:03:34Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:36langkah kamu selanjutnya.
01:03:39Ya, Wes.
01:03:47Itu aja.
01:03:51Terima kasih, ya.
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini.
01:03:54Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:04:12Yo don't let it go.
01:04:13Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:04:16Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:04:18Assalamualaikum.
01:04:30Hai, Dimas.
01:04:32Hai, Bu.
01:04:36Ada apa sih, Bu?
01:04:38Kok kayaknya genting banget?
01:04:40Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu.
01:04:44Hai, Bayu.
01:04:48Mas, sehat.
01:04:58Mas Mambang, kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat.
01:05:01Kamu kemana selama Bang?
01:05:03Iyan.
01:05:04Aduh, Mas.
01:05:05Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh.
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:11Belum.
01:05:13Eh, tadi ibu tua masuk sini.
01:05:17Terus gimana?
01:05:17Ya, aku ngumpet pake ini.
01:05:19Aduh.
01:05:20Nah, katanya kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi.
01:05:26Aduh, ya itu Mas.
01:05:29Gimana dong?
01:05:31Duh, kalau Bapak sama ibu fix cerai, aku nganggur, Mas.
01:05:39Berdua dong yang nganggur kita.
01:05:41Nah, apa yang itu, Yan?
01:05:50Ini loh, Mas.
01:05:52Tabungan aku.
01:05:53Aku nyalenginnya di sini.
01:05:55Yalah.
01:05:57Duit ini?
01:05:58Iya.
01:05:58Iyak banget.
01:06:00Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada ibu secara langsung.
01:06:06Berapa?
01:06:07Kamu duluan?
01:06:10Dia aja duluan lo.
01:06:12Dia akan nemakan saudara sendiri.
01:06:13Eh, kapan sih, Mas?
01:06:14Kebatut lo.
01:06:15Ayo, Mas.
01:06:17Stop, beratah.
01:06:17Aku aja yang jelasin ya, ibu.
01:06:34Bro tuh emang kayak gitu.
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal.
01:06:38Nih, ini masalahnya.
01:06:41Dari awal lo tuh gak pingin kalah.
01:06:44Harus selalu didengar.
01:06:45Harus duluan.
01:06:47Harus dominan.
01:06:48Dominan?
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Oke.
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan.
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:57Karena kamu pelimpan.
01:06:59Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat.
01:07:01Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga.
01:07:02Eh, beneran.
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimpan.
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu.
01:07:08Biar keputusannya gak talah.
01:07:10Alasan.
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan.
01:07:12Hei, ibu.
01:07:16Sekarang nih.
01:07:17Ini lagi nyeles.
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya.
01:07:19Yaitu kamu sekalian perempuan.
01:07:21Titik.
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja.
01:07:22Bodoh banget.
01:07:24Yang nyelesannya gak bikin gue kayak gini.
01:07:25Getah dong.
01:07:26Kesampah.
01:07:27Dikain aja.
01:07:28Oh iya emang.
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja.
01:07:31Rencana.
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi.
01:07:37Eh, lo diem ya.
01:07:37Mau nampik ya.
01:07:38Lo pikir nih gak lo tidur dengan adek gue.
01:07:41Lo lebih sedih dari gue.
01:07:42Mas, masuk.
01:07:43Eh, adik nyungan.
01:07:49Dimas.
01:07:51Biar aku aja yang jelasin.
01:08:00Disaat aku tahu bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya.
01:08:04Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:08:07Dan ternyata, Dimas orangnya.
01:08:13Dari semenjak saat itu, aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan.
01:08:21Routine ngobrol.
01:08:23Teleponan.
01:08:24Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin di belakang aku, aku juga lakuin.
01:08:30Tapi sama adik kamu.
01:08:32Lihat kamu.
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa.
01:08:35Mas, mas.
01:08:35Bentar, lo harus dengerin dulu.
01:08:36Mas.
01:08:37Dimas.
01:08:37Hah?
01:08:44Dimas.
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran.
01:08:49Udah, yuk.
01:08:50Lanjutin.
01:08:51Jadi,
01:08:53aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk menikah.
01:08:56Setelah aku cerai dari proto.
01:08:57Tapi ibu, tenang aja.
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:06Cuma bedanya,
01:09:08kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:11Ya?
01:09:14Ya, enggak lah.
01:09:15Enggak, enggak, enggak.
01:09:17Denk, diem.
01:09:20Ibu udah denger semuanya?
01:09:21Udah jelas?
01:09:22Ini udah.
01:09:23Tuh, ya.
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang ngurus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:27Dan lo.
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo.
01:09:34Dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:39Enggak perlu disuruh.
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin.
01:09:42Bagus.
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu.
01:09:43Ini semua itu bohong, bu.
01:09:45Ini enggak bener kayak begini.
01:09:46Mas, sumpah demi Allah.
01:09:47Gue enggak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ayu, mas.
01:09:50Udah denger?
01:09:51Bobo Tuhan tuh.
01:09:53Sama.
01:09:54Lo lepas dari gue, dapetnya dia.
01:09:55Tukang les.
01:09:57Makan.
01:09:59Yanni, kesini ya.
01:10:01Siap, bu.
01:10:04Aku dipanggil sama ibu sepuh.
01:10:07Aduh.
01:10:09Doain aku ya, mas.
01:10:12Ya.
01:10:13Semangat, sayang.
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:15Eh, mas.
01:10:19Tapi.
01:10:20Kalau ini semua selesai.
01:10:23Mas, ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja.
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja.
01:10:27Aku rela.
01:10:29Ya.
01:10:29Kalau itu aku mau.
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:33Jangan pernah hianati aku.
01:10:37Ya.
01:10:38Ya, nih.
01:10:40Ya, nih.
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:46Kalau urusan janji setia.
01:10:50Akan aku pegang teguh.
01:10:53Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:56Seperti kata Glenn Bradley.
01:10:59Tak pernah setengah hati.
01:11:01Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, mas.
01:11:05Udah ganti, Tom.
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:09Janji ya.
01:11:10Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:10Mas Bambang.
01:11:11Hop.
01:11:22Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum.
01:11:30Ya, terus.
01:11:31Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum?
01:11:33Oh, ya jelas dong.
01:11:36Ini handphone.
01:11:37Sengaja saya tinggalin di sini.
01:11:39Waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu.
01:11:42Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:46Hei, Bu.
01:11:48Ya udah, Janji kebelakangan lagi, Bu.
01:11:50Ibu makan dong.
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan, Ibu.
01:11:53Nanti Janji lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Ini.
01:11:54Ibu.
01:11:55Ya, sih.
01:11:56Tapi sebenarnya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Nih buktinya.
01:11:59Nah, aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:03Terus, sejak saat itu, aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelupain gitu.
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:12Bu, Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini, Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja.
01:12:17Iya.
01:12:18Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu, Mas.
01:12:23Sumpah, Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Mbak Ayu tuh suka nelfonin aku, suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:29Katanya, Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:32Selingkul lah sama cewek siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:33Tapi, sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak Mbak Ayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa, sorry ya, kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:49Udah stop, aku cut sampe disitu, Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbak Ayu.
01:12:54Mbak Ayu nge-chat, aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:57Mas, nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya, Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:02Dimas, kamu ngapain sih, Dimas?
01:13:03Mbak, aku tuh sayang sama Mbak.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:07Tapi gak kayak gini caranya, Mbak.
01:13:10Ini angkat bagiannya lu hapus.
01:13:12Aduh, capek.
01:13:13Itu udah murus ya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mbak Ayu, oke?
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gue situ dihapus, di handphone Mbak Ayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:20Gitu aja.
01:13:23Ayo.
01:13:23Boleh beli liat handphone kamu?
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih, Bu?
01:13:31Aku, ini yang salah brota gue.
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin aku yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:36Ibu, ini aku Ayu, Bu.
01:13:38Anak prokon ibu ya, ibu sayang.
01:13:41Ibu, ibu.
01:13:43Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:47Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:49Makanya, ibu mau biar, biar ini jelas.
01:13:54Iya, ibu.
01:13:55Iya, ibu.
01:13:56Ibu, ibu.
01:14:26Ibu.
01:14:27Ibu, ibu.
01:14:27Ibu, ibu.
01:14:27Ibu.
01:14:28Ibu.
01:16:00Enggak. Ini gak bener.
01:16:03Harusnya bukan aku yang disalahin. Harusnya berotong.
01:16:05Berotong.
01:16:07Dimas.
01:16:09Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu ke depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu gak mau apa. Kamu tuh gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:16Bayu.
01:16:16Kamu inget. Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu. Mbak Ayu.
01:16:22Kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:25Ya.
01:16:29Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:31Kamu. Kamu sama aja kikak kamu ya.
01:16:37Aku gak butuh bantuan ya semua.
01:16:39Mas Broto.
01:16:49Mas Broto.
01:16:49Mas Broto.
01:16:50Mas Broto.
01:16:51Ibu.
01:16:52Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu.
01:16:54Ibu.
01:16:55Ibu.
01:16:56Ibu liat Mas Broto.
01:16:57Ibu.
01:16:58Ibu.
01:16:59Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:01Ibu.
01:17:02Ibu.
01:17:03Mas Broto.
01:17:06Positif hamil.
01:17:09Bu.
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:31Hula.
01:17:32Ibu.
01:17:33Ibu.
01:17:34Positif hamil.
01:17:43Aku emang sama sendiri.
01:17:52Aku belah pernah punya siapa-siapa...
01:17:59I don't know what to do with you.
01:18:24I always believe...
01:18:26Everything happens with a goal.
01:18:34You and me are not the truth.
01:18:42You and me are the truth.
01:18:48You and me are the ones I love you, Proto.
01:19:04Before, now, and forever.
01:19:18Do I have the truth?
01:19:44Mas Bapak, why are you sad?
01:19:48Mas? Mas? Mas?
01:19:53Mas? Ah? No? Mas?
01:19:58Mama?
01:20:02Mama! Mama!
01:20:08Mama! Mama!
01:20:18Mama!
01:20:20Mama!
01:20:22Mama!
01:20:24Mama!
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01:20:34Mama!
01:20:36Mama!
01:20:38Mama!
01:20:40Mama!
01:20:42Mama!
01:20:44Mama!
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