Les 400 coups! est un concept original de pièges mettant en scène des célébrités dans des coups montés personnalisés. Chaque semaine, Philippe Bond s'associe à un nouvel artiste trappeur et lui propose de réaliser des coups spectaculaires pour piéger d'autres célébrités et son entourage, grâce à une équipe de professionnels. #Les400Coups #JeanFrancoisMercier #TéléQuébécoise #ÉmissionTV #Variété
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04:13I heard that there are many women who find him handsome.
04:16Woman laughing, half in bed.
04:20I don't like the old war guy.
04:21No, absolutely. Me neither. I hate it.
04:23I hate it. I hate it.
04:24Can you believe there are people willing to pay to go see such crap?
04:30Yes?
04:31I have $40.
04:32$40? I feel like I'm ripping you off right now. $20.
04:37Do you look like someone?
04:40No, but Jean-François Vinci, where is he?
04:43You take me for Marc Carvieux, the opera singer.
04:46No, no, no.
04:48Messier. But we take that from Messier.
04:50Messier. Messier. It seems.
04:52Oh yeah, you think so?
04:54Yes.
04:55People call it the Grand Cave. We all agree that...
04:58Ah, but the Big Heart too.
05:00The Big Heart?
05:01Yes.
05:02He's funny, but there are times he's done things that are quite touching too.
05:05We're talking about Jean-François Mercier here.
05:07Not Mercier, Mercier.
05:08Mercier.
05:09Yes.
05:10I'll also give you a ticket to the show Les 400 Coups.
05:13You are one of the stars of our new show Les 400 coups.
05:16I am Jean-François Mercier.
05:17Mercier.
05:18Oh!
05:20A brick policeman.
05:22Ah, Mr. Jean.
05:24Good morning.
05:25Where are you, Jean-François Mercier's brother?
05:29I'm so tired of being told I look like Mercier.
05:32Well, I'm sorry, but that's because you're a bunch of guys.
05:35Oh yes.
05:36He may be related there too.
05:37He is bound, a peace officer.
05:39Yes.
05:40It's a game of chance.
05:41Okay, wow!
05:42You were constantly picking up Jean-François Mercier, and your character, listen.
05:47And you see, you weren't the only one who was a sex symbol, eh? Me too!
05:52Can you call yourself a sex symbol?
05:55Yes, sir.
05:56Did you really sell a straw of $20 bills?
05:58Well yes.
05:59At some point, they'll get me more, but now I'm doing it, I have their $20 there.
06:03So we ran.
06:05Afterwards, they went to the parking lot to give them the $20.
06:09Ah, you're a good lay.
06:10Well, well, the ice is broken. We know you're a hit. The public loves you.
06:14Are you ready for the next stone?
06:15Well, I have no choice.
06:17Yeah, I have no choice, you see.
06:20Gloves yourselves, girls! Gloves yourselves!
06:22Hey, I'd love that!
06:24Was there a time when you had a nice little relationship with your girlfriend?
06:27Never had. I found it funny.
06:30You're acting like a fool, my big Christ!
06:32Your girlfriend, there, she's a plow, OK?
06:34Shut up!
06:35Shut up!
06:42Now I'm happy because when I asked you which friend you wanted to trap,
06:45We're going to talk about Stéphane Fallu.
06:47And Stéphane Fallu, I said to myself...
06:49What an ideal victim!
06:51Listen, he's naive, without malice, even a little fearful.
06:55She is a dream victim.
06:56How long have you known Toppistop?
06:58It's been a long time. We used to do shows back in the day.
07:01And I'm telling you, he's got Fallu.
07:03I know this sounds hard to believe. I don't know why, but he's got Fallu.
07:06It seems like girls like that, guys who are pitiful.
07:08He hasn't had any children yet, he's married, I think.
07:11He's married with children. So there, for sure, he's much, much more relaxed.
07:16He's not acting crazy like he used to. But back then, it was crazy.
07:19This guy has a way with girls.
07:21The thing we thought about doing with bachelorette parties would be perfect.
07:24They will feel like they are reliving the past.
07:26And they'll be happy to know they're still making money.
07:28Yeah, well, you know, it's girls who are going to celebrate the hen party.
07:32Yeah.
07:33From their friend who is getting married.
07:34And they could be really, really drunk, and then it would have to be, you know.
07:39There, for example, the girls will be sitting a little further back from you.
07:43And they'll just have Stéphane in their mix.
07:45I would find that really funny, completely ignoring you.
07:47Shall we add another layer?
07:49You know, we talked about maybe putting a gay waiter who likes me.
07:52A gay waiter, we have a house comedian.
07:54Mathieu, he's incredible, he's going to be super good.
07:56And what's more, he's really slender, he's tall, he's a handsome guy.
07:59Make it work.
08:00He looks gay.
08:02Do you know why I say that?
08:03Looks like there's class.
08:04Yes, he has class, he is handsome.
08:06You know right away that I'm not gay.
08:08No luck.
08:09Yeah!
08:22I'm doing well?
08:23Are you okay, are you okay?
08:24Yeah, the high life, the high life.
08:25A little tired, a little tired.
08:27Well, I'm like you, I'm staying in the area.
08:29It's like the corner in Laval.
08:31I'm doing well?
08:32Hi.
08:33It's fine, perfect.
08:34In Laval, the other time, you know, I...
08:35Have you eaten yourself?
08:36I'm hungry.
08:37I am still...
08:38OK.
08:39Yeah, again.
08:40Yeah, we've met somewhere before, right?
08:41Well, I... I couldn't tell you...
08:44OK.
08:45Excuse me, I won't bother you.
08:46You really... you really... you really defined.
08:50You made a kind of...
08:51Gender.
08:56It's funny, it seems.
08:57Did you give up because of yourself before?
08:58It was me, but it's because of you who did them?
09:00Yeah, forget it.
09:01Forget it.
09:02Nothing works for me anymore.
09:04No?
09:05Too big.
09:06I'm too fat.
09:07I've become too clever.
09:08I'm like a bungler, I think.
09:10Like a bouncer.
09:12Did you think I found the right business?
09:14You know...
09:15I think I know I saw you.
09:17Oh yeah? Where?
09:18At the stadium.
09:20Do you know this?
09:21Yeah, I know that.
09:23I don't go to the neighborhood type, sometimes, but...
09:25That's where we met, is that okay?
09:27Well, I've never been.
09:28I'm not very big in the village, there.
09:30OK.
09:31Excuse me.
09:33I laugh.
09:34Do you know that I'm having an amazing time right now?
09:37Yeah, you think I'm always hitchhiking and...
09:40I love this moment.
09:46But...
09:47You said you're single at 47.
09:48I try to...
09:49It's not like a lineman, it doesn't bother me.
09:50I like it and I support you.
09:52How funny, yeah.
09:54What I like about it is that for me, it's ultra...
09:56Hello, good evening.
09:57Hello, good evening.
09:58Mr. Mercier.
09:59Yes.
10:00That's a $100 question for you.
10:01Yes, yes, yes.
10:02Sir, next to you, what is his name?
10:03Well, it's Stéphane Fallu.
10:05The only church.
10:06Ha, ha, ha!
10:07I guess they made a bet on the land.
10:09Me, I know, ah, it's Stéphane Fallu, it's Stéphane Fallu.
10:11And she didn't believe me!
10:12I know, so stop there, you've been through chicks!
10:14Well, hey, chicks for a guy!
10:15You're so cute!
10:16Ha, ha, ha, ha!
10:17You're so cute!
10:18Ha, ha, ha!
10:19You're so cute!
10:20Ha, are you good?
10:21I'm sorry, I don't know if you have a girlfriend!
10:22No, it's okay, it makes me feel good.
10:23It's like a bachelorette party, as you can see.
10:25Yes, yes, yes.
10:26And, do you want to arrange, like, for you to give him another look?
10:28Well yes, he's going to take a picture of me, that makes me happy.
10:30Well yes, I'll be there soon.
10:31That's it, that's it, that's it.
10:32People tell me I was chic, you know, you're convinced, it makes me feel good.
10:35Ha, ha, ha, ha!
10:37When I can, beyond that, I have confidence in myself.
10:39Which is silly, pathetic, but in my clever schemes, I was smiling while I stood there.
10:44I look like a guy who's been doing it for a long time.
10:46No, it's fine.
10:47But no, there, you're handsome.
10:48Ah, well, I have three!
10:49Here it is!
10:50Ah!
10:51Hello!
10:52It's her!
10:53Hello!
10:54This is the first time I've taught kisses with a girl.
10:56They're beautiful, aren't they?
10:57Yes, but really, you were talking about the girl's flow!
10:59I love you so much.
11:01Oh!
11:02Stop sticking it!
11:03Frederick, Frederick, Frederick, Frederick, Frederick, we invite you.
11:05No, but...
11:06Ah!
11:07Ah!
11:08Ah!
11:09This is my love!
11:10This is my love!
11:11Hey, let's really explain!
11:12Oh my God!
11:13She embarrassed you, I'm sorry!
11:15I took a risk!
11:16My God!
11:17Maybe it's known in an atmosphere like that, eh?
11:19This is really very funny.
11:21I must say that I have often witnessed your exploits,
11:24fact that I can do that.
11:26No, but it's often extraterrestrial affairs that have happened to me.
11:28This is from the Mademoiselles.
11:30Ah, well, nothing!
11:31THANKS!
11:33Get out!
11:34I got a little wink there.
11:36Well, everyone is small.
11:37No, no.
11:38Oh!
11:39It's for Stéphane!
11:40Ah, it's for Stéphane!
11:41Ah, well, nothing!
11:42Stephane!
11:43THANKS!
11:44Well, to handsome Stéphane, eh?
11:45To the handsome Stéphane!
11:46THANKS!
11:47Thank you so much!
11:48Ooh!
11:49Health!
11:50Woohoo!
11:51Renou, Renou, Stéphane!
11:55Yes, I apologize earlier because I forgot to ask for your autograph.
12:00And then, finally, I decided that I would rather have a picture.
12:04I must need your name.
12:05A photo.
12:06A photo.
12:07So you know how it works?
12:08Yes, even old Mr. Mercier.
12:10OK!
12:11I would like rice on Saturday.
12:12There, I'm in burst mode, there. So I'm taking some pictures there.
12:21Gloves yourselves, girls! Gloves yourselves!
12:23How is your wife Stéphane?
12:25How are you, husband?
12:26She's the best in all the guys.
12:28It was beautiful, sweet and salty.
12:31THANKS.
12:32You feel good.
12:33THANKS.
12:34I am in Ottawa.
12:35Well yes, well there, you're going to get married.
12:38Oh yes.
12:39I'm getting married on Saturday.
12:42I'm sure you've never done this.
12:44It's not done yet.
12:45Yeah.
12:46Yeah.
12:472 seconds.
12:48Well, Stéphane, that's beautiful.
12:50You are on my breast and on my heart.
12:53THANKS.
12:55THANKS.
12:56THANKS.
12:57I wouldn't think you're a little jealous.
12:58That's over for me.
13:00It's not over, Jim.
13:03I like how I make a call.
13:05Well, I'm going to be the savior. I'm going to be the savior.
13:07Bye-bye.
13:12Bye-bye.
13:13He's already cute, you see.
13:15Bye-bye.
13:20Very good evening.
13:21I'm a really good girl, but I'll leave that to you.
13:24OK.
13:25There's a little message in there.
13:26Good evening, Jim.
13:28Chief.
13:29Chief.
13:30It never happens to me.
13:31Good evening.
13:32You get this.
13:33Do your minute there.
13:34Was there a message in there?
13:35It's what?
13:36Did you give her phone number?
13:37No.
13:38Do your minute there.
13:39Fuck you.
13:40Fuck you.
13:41Pass me that.
13:42Do your minute there.
13:43Fuck you. Fuck you.
13:45Pass me that.
13:47She's even going to get married.
13:49Yeah, she's gonna be happy, man.
13:51Room number.
13:53Listen, we had to do it there.
13:55There, we need to hold meetings more often.
13:57This is absurd.
14:03Me, there, a bra with a room number,
14:05I've never seen that.
14:07I may have been able to get married.
14:09There, will you find that weird?
14:11that I go there with you?
14:13I'm a little stunned here.
14:15If your girlfriend arrives here,
14:17You'll tell him that the bra was mine.
14:21No, no, I'm going to...
14:23This is so funny.
14:25Ah, yeah, it's true that you have a different type of relationship
14:27than your girlfriend, you?
14:29I never saw her find it funny.
14:35Yeah, it kind of fucks up the meeting, are you right?
14:37This is the funniest thing I've experienced since.
14:39Do you, I'm like...
14:41Honestly, I'm happy during the month.
14:43Ha, ha, ha, ha!
14:45Didn't you see this one in the head?
14:47Ha, ha, ha, ha!
14:49Shall I get you another beer?
14:51I need it, damn it, that was a lot of pressure.
14:53Is that true? For something else?
14:55Yes, I'll give it to you.
14:56Ah, Jeff!
14:57Ah, yes, so don't worry...
15:01Don't get any ideas, we...
15:03We're not on the same team here.
15:05They say all that?
15:07Ha, ha, ha!
15:09I don't think so!
15:11Ha, ha, ha, ha!
15:13Is this true?
15:14I tell you, I'm impressed.
15:16Ha, ha, ha!
15:17This is my funniest night.
15:19Ha, ha, ha!
15:20There are people arriving, I have the effect of my face right away.
15:23Ha, ha, ha, poor God!
15:25Ah, that's funny.
15:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
15:29What's up?
15:30What's up?
15:31A serious descendant as he was.
15:33Ha, ha, ha, ha!
15:35What did he say that?
15:36Had to be on Twitter.
15:38It wasn't there.
15:39What do you mean I'm on Twitter?
15:40I put a picture.
15:42Good.
15:47Ha, ha, ha, ha!
15:48Is that what she got?
15:50Where did you put that, square?
15:52Well, it's not me, it's the girls.
15:54Earlier, I was taking pictures with his salt.
15:56They have pictures of me while they are taking me on the ear.
15:58Soon.
15:59They picked it up.
16:01She was very happy.
16:02You put that on...
16:03That's less fun, for example.
16:05Ha, ha, ha, ha!
16:07Yes, but I didn't do anything there.
16:09Anyway, you're going to tell your girlfriend.
16:12She won't create you.
16:13You're going to have proof, you know.
16:14Me, but what am I doing?
16:15I am sitting.
16:16There is a girl coming under us.
16:17It's you, there, if you eat me shit,
16:18Are you taking pictures with my girlfriend?
16:19I'm not the one putting that all over the Intagéré.
16:21I'm not the one putting that all over the Intagéré.
16:22Bolt, shit!
16:23You're sitting down!
16:28This is my big Chris.
16:29Is that clear?
16:30You're the one getting married.
16:31Yes, I'm the one getting married.
16:32I was there, there.
16:33Your girlfriend, there, she's a plow, OK?
16:34Pardon?
16:35After him, he did absolutely nothing.
16:36Excuse me.
16:37My girlfriend is a plow.
16:38No, but that's not what I mean here.
16:40I didn't do anything.
16:41I remained seated.
16:42Hey, fat guy, calm down there.
16:43Don't you take a break from me?
16:44Hey!
16:45Hey, man!
16:46Calm down there.
16:47Calm down, Chris.
16:48You, the big guy.
16:49Wait!
16:50Hey!
16:51Stop it, size!
16:52Do you want to play arm?
16:53Oh, good, good.
16:55My body is management!
16:59I told you he's going to take care of me.
17:02I said he is art, Stéphane!
17:07You were a star
17:08to play tricks on my new edition.
17:10Oh my God!
17:11You're a mess!
17:13I put on the air.
17:14I said he's sparing me.
17:18Oh my God!
17:19Oh, shit!
17:20Oh, shit!
17:22Girls, you believed it, you were happy.
17:25Well yes, but it's happy, but it's nonsense.
17:27Then there, when JF started getting cruised,
17:29I did, well there, it doesn't go in the other one.
17:31That means the whole discussion... Oh, shit!
17:33All life!
17:34Hey, I've got the adrenaline, I've got the rise, I've got everything.
17:37I'm not very happy in life.
17:38I really did, oh yes, I don't like that.
17:40Shit, you really fucked me up inside.
17:42Oh yes?
17:43If the guy had, let's say, the upper hand over JF,
17:45Would it be imposed on you at some point?
17:47Yes, maybe.
17:48Hey, well done, Juleval!
17:52OK, wow! I was impressed.
17:54It went so well. Better than I thought it would, well.
17:57Yeah, and you saw that when the girl's boyfriend arrived,
18:00He didn't have to get up to help me, did he?
18:02Not at all!
18:03That's where you see where your real friends are.
18:05Ah, hey, that was magic.
18:07I cry in spirit, while I laughed.
18:09Hey, mission accomplished, JF.
18:10Yeah!
18:12Hey, hey!
18:13Stop!
18:14I have nothing to do with it.
18:17Life while they had me in there.
18:23Okay, dear, I'm doing great.
18:24Leo, next room, do you want to take someone from your entourage?
18:27I decided to take Marie to the office.
18:30Marie is the one who always brings the gossip.
18:31Look, I have his logo.
18:32A super beautiful woman, a super nice girl.
18:35super nice, you are always ready to help an ideal victim.
18:39What I want to do is pretend I'm cuckolding my show producer,
18:45Luc Wiseman, with his girlfriend, Dominique.
18:48This is Luc, he's my producer, and this is his girlfriend, Dominique.
18:51Both are accomplices.
18:53Oh yeah? Okay. Dominique is beautiful.
18:54Yes, she's a little too beautiful for Luc, it seems.
18:56I don't mean that.
18:58Is it a fantasy to cuckold your producer?
19:00No, that's a goal.
19:02I love it.
19:03How will she surprise you?
19:04Look, I'll ask Jean-Daniel at the office.
19:07Jean-Daniel, that's him, who just picked up accounting boxes from my condo.
19:12He's going to take Marie to give her a hand.
19:15So she's going to surprise the boss's wife with one of the agency's comedians?
19:18Yes, she's going to freak out.
19:20Okay, but it's evil, it's dog, it's dog.
19:23It's a dog, it's a dog. She won't know where to put herself.
19:25All she does is provide a service,
19:27then there she finds herself caught between the tree and the bark.
19:30We'll meet there.
19:31It's good.
19:34J.F., we are at your place.
19:35Yes.
19:36Thank you, by the way, for lending me your condo.
19:38There, they live there, in Troyes?
19:39Yes, well, actually, it's my home base.
19:41I don't live there, but yes, it's mine, it's my condo.
19:43My neighbor across the street was kind enough to let you set up your control room there.
19:48Okay, but we understand each other, you know her well.
19:49You wouldn't have gone through with it otherwise.
19:50Well, I know her well.
19:52I know her...
19:53How do you know her?
19:54Well, I know her less than my producer's wife now.
19:57Yes!
19:58OK.
20:00Watch out, the doctor is coming.
20:02OK, what are you doing?
20:04Yes!
20:04I'm doing well.
20:05Good luck.
20:06Good luck being one.
20:07It is the more that defines us.
20:09Good luck, what's that?
20:10It is the more that defines us.
20:13OK.
20:13Yes.
20:15Okay, Marie, go home.
20:16I'm going to join you because...
20:19It's for doing.
20:19Yeah, I'll just do that.
20:24But 250 is not enough, but maybe...
20:27Yeah.
20:29Hey!
20:30Ah!
20:31Ah, Mary!
20:32You're not going!
20:33What are you doing?
20:34I knocked, I'm sorry, they sent me.
20:37Hey, you need to get your boxes.
20:38Is it in Chambly?
20:39Is it in Chambly?
20:40That's it.
20:41Hey, Patricia sent me here.
20:43Right here, right here.
20:44Do you see what you're doing? I'm sorry.
20:45No, no, no, I'm not the only one.
20:47I'm not alone.
20:47I'm not alone.
20:48I am not someone's.
20:49I know, I'm sorry.
20:51But it was Nadia who gave it to me.
20:53Who gave me the address here and everything.
20:56This little rope-bottomed spindle desk.
20:58Who are you talking to?
20:59No, no, no, stay there, stay there, stay there.
21:02No, no, no, no.
21:07What are you doing here?
21:08He just sent me here.
21:11Okay, but it's beautiful.
21:12Listen to the ball.
21:13No, but you're not going to tell Luc, are you?
21:15Well, I'll judge you there.
21:16I intend to tell him, there,
21:18but no bath.
21:19No, no, but don't worry.
21:21Sit down, sit down.
21:21Sit down, I'll get you dressed.
21:23Jean-François, I'm sorry.
21:25Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
21:26No, but don't worry.
21:28On my daughter's head.
21:30But there, uh...
21:31I'm going to say that...
21:32There, Daniel...
21:33Tabarnak, are you the whole office?
21:35to land you here?
21:35No, but because...
21:36No!
21:37Look, stay here.
21:39I'm going to get dressed, okay?
21:40Let's talk about this, okay?
21:42I'm just going to put some laundry in here.
21:44Tabarnak, rope.
21:46What's up?
21:47What's up?
21:48What's up?
21:49What's up?
21:50What?
21:52You're not hurt?
21:53No.
21:54Stop.
21:56Are we all in the street?
22:01I knocked, moreover, before entering.
22:03Didn't you come home having sex, like, right now?
22:07What is he fucking?
22:10But, Tabarnak, is there anything?
22:12Oh, I am.
22:13Tabarnak, is there anything?
22:13You shouldn't laugh.
22:22I'm sorry, there, me, there, I hit, I'm...
22:25No, look, I know, I know.
22:27They sent me here, then me, to come and seek your ways,
22:30which were supposed to be obvious, I'm sure that was it.
22:32Uh, there, have you informed Jean-Daniel?
22:35Well, there, I just asked...
22:37You had a chance, you shouldn't have worried?
22:38No, no, no, we're going to your minute there.
22:40No, no, he didn't plan it there.
22:42No, no, but I don't want to know, I swear,
22:44on my daughter's head, that I come back...
22:46No, but it's not just a shoot, there.
22:47No, no, but I don't want to know, it doesn't matter,
22:49I won't say it, I swear, because I'm too scared right now.
22:51I am as much...
22:52No, but I wouldn't want to hurt Luc, he doesn't deserve that.
22:55No, but I don't want to hurt anyone,
22:56neither to you others, nor to him, then I am...
22:58OK, look, I won't say anything.
23:00I just want to say that, ultimately, look,
23:01I just want to say that there are ways, you weren't there, that's all.
23:03Then it wasn't there.
23:05It's just, you know, it's like a little...
23:06What?
23:07From the mother of the office, Marie, there, you know, it's...
23:09What does it say?
23:10No, no, but you think I have a big oar,
23:13I don't have a big oar, I'm too scared of...
23:14Well, that's what he just said.
23:17Don't worry, I won't tell you, I won't tell you.
23:19Because this isn't a sex story.
23:21No, no, no.
23:21Me and Dominique, there, it's that...
23:23We got caught, there, it's...
23:27It's getting serious, and you know...
23:29Oh, yes, I'll do it, properly, to tell Luc.
23:33First of all, my job is at stake here,
23:35fact that I won't do that.
23:36Then, you know, I won't do that, there, I won't do that.
23:39Why would I do that?
23:39I have...
23:40The job is at stake, mine, you think, you know.
23:43You look, we're going strong.
23:45What's his body like?
23:47Hello, Jean-Daniel, it's Luc.
23:48What?
23:48Listen, I just finished at PMT,
23:50I'm next to Géa's apartment,
23:52I'm going to get the boxes, because, you, Marie?
23:53Yes, yes, you are with me.
23:55She won't talk about it.
23:56Yes, hello?
23:57Okay, Marie, it's Luc.
23:59I'm leaving Géa's apartment, I'm going up there,
24:00I'll go get the boxes, just leave it there.
24:02Okay, hi.
24:02We are here, we are here, here.
24:05Luke is here.
24:07What?
24:07What?
24:07Luc is at the bottom of the...
24:08Luke is downstairs.
24:09He doesn't seem patient.
24:10Yes, Luc is downstairs.
24:10So, you have to go down there, Luc is there.
24:12Well no.
24:13What does that do?
24:13What does that do?
24:14Well, this is the one.
24:16Hey, hi, Luc.
24:17Hello?
24:17Hi, can you be there?
24:19Well, that's it.
24:19You can go get the boxes.
24:21Well no, but there, I don't understand, there.
24:24It's Dominique, what's she doing here?
24:27Is there anything I should know?
24:29I'm relentless, anyway.
24:30I don't know, but...
24:31Well, I understand, but this is it.
24:33I'm the one being counted, because I have Nadias from the oven,
24:35because there you can't come and get them.
24:37The fact that Patricia sent me urgently
24:38because she had worked on Jean-François's boxes that evening.
24:41Shh!
24:41You were supposed to come pick up some boxes?
24:43Yes.
24:43Who are there, for what?
24:45Okay, say no more, gang.
24:46And don't say anything anymore, it has to be uncomfortable.
24:53Uh, well, we'll tell you, listen.
25:00Hey, there, there, that's like not funny there.
25:02Well, look at me, here.
25:03I don't find it funny, not at all, there.
25:04Well, me neither, I'm on my feet.
25:05There, there, I really don't find that funny.
25:08If you want to hide things, there.
25:09No, but I really don't know.
25:10that you learn it the same way, there.
25:12Learn what, there?
25:13What's going on here?
25:16Look, Dominique and I...
25:18Marie, she introduced us,
25:24and since then, we sleep in that.
25:25Hey, you're beautiful!
25:26Like, François, I never introduced Dominique, there.
25:28I didn't even know Dominique at that point.
25:30What is the phase?
25:31I want to leave, you?
25:33Look, I slept with him.
25:35Eh?
25:35I slept with Dominique.
25:36But Chris, your part is badly fucked!
25:38Hey, you're a guy on camp right now!
25:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you're a guy!
25:41Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong!
25:42Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong!
25:44Look, like you, there, Luc, there, like you!
25:46Marie, what's the story here?
25:47Stop saying Marie, Luc, I want to blow you off!
25:50Why Mary?
25:51Who knows who is in collusion?
25:52I'm the office cuckold, there,
25:53everyone left.
25:54There, there, there, there, there, there!
25:55That's a load of crap, right there!
25:56Hey, that, there!
25:57I don't find that funny, panda!
25:58It's a mess!
25:59You will pay in esteem!
26:00Come on, fuck off, big guy!
26:02I can tell myself, there!
26:04I have nothing to do with it.
26:06I'm not saying worry, I wouldn't say.
26:07On my daughter's head, I wouldn't say anything.
26:09Who else is in the office, you know?
26:10There's no one there, we won't tell, will we?
26:11I think it's the cuckold,
26:12everyone knows that, except me.
26:14No, why am I beating her?
26:15Hey, I feel like I'm in a bad movie right now.
26:17No, no, but I swear, I won't say anything.
26:19That's enough for me!
26:20Hey, who is he?
26:23I detached myself there, because I...
26:24No, but it's funny, no, no, no, no, it's not funny.
26:27This is really not funny.
26:29It's even stupid to hide me.
26:33Yes!
26:33Yes!
26:35Yes!
26:36Yes!
26:37Yes!
26:38Yes!
26:39Yes!
26:40Yes!
26:41Yes!
26:42Yes!
26:43Yes!
26:44Yes!
26:45Yes!
26:46Yes!
26:47Yes!
26:48Yes!
26:49Yes!
26:50I say it, it was Marie who introduced her to me,
26:51on that subject, I mean.
26:52Did you believe in Dominique and Jean-François's story?
26:53I didn't answer, that's what he is.
26:54Yes!
26:55It would have...
26:56No, but I, no, I didn't answer, didn't, didn't.
26:58I'm like, no, no, no, no.
26:59Listen.
27:00You didn't know, it's that in the car, Marie told me...
27:02Do you know if Jean-François isn't here with a dog?
27:05That's it!
27:06No!
27:07Yes!
27:08Yes!
27:09Yes!
27:10Yes!
27:11Yes!
27:12Yes!
27:13Yes!
27:14Yes!
27:15Yes!
27:16Yes!
27:17Yes!
27:18Yes!
27:19Listen, she bit like a fish there.
27:21It's worth a damn.
27:22Listen, she believed it, it doesn't get any better than this.
27:24Well no, listen, it was crazy, and she was so angry,
27:26she was under the edge of grinding.
27:27At one point, Jean-Daniel went to get her,
27:29she was in the elevator.
27:31You're unhappy!
27:32No mercy!
27:33She was on her knees before you, begging.
27:35No, no, I swear!
27:36Women are all the same, huh?
27:37Always on your knees before us.
27:39Oh yeah? Okay. Okay. Do you want to see this?
27:42Do you want to see this?
27:43No, no, OK.
27:44Well no, I'm not getting into that.
27:46Get back in your cat!
27:53Last trap, me, GF, there, we guard ourselves
27:55because we end up with Dominique Paquet, your friend.
27:58Yeah, yeah.
27:59How long have you known him, Dom?
28:01At comedy school, I was already crazy about him.
28:03OK.
28:04He's one of the guys who makes me laugh the most.
28:05It's fun to put him in an uncomfortable situation,
28:07because the guy, he's funny, he's funny.
28:09I know you're a little impatient behind the wheel.
28:12Can you be a little aggressive?
28:14I'm the type to get on my nerves quite easily.
28:17That's how it calms me down as I get older,
28:18but you know, sometimes, nature comes back at a gallop.
28:21It's fun to do something dangerous.
28:23Oh, dangerous, you're getting to me.
28:26Already, I like it.
28:27We could call on our in-house actor.
28:29Steve, Steve, he's a stuntman.
28:31It's funny that there's an altercation behind the wheel.
28:33I would add a hit and run to that.
28:35OK. A little Tuesday in the life of GF.
28:37Yeah, it's like a little Tuesday for me.
28:38There you have to find a pretext for you to be together.
28:41We're going there with a show for a company.
28:43OK.
28:44We do this in the Gatineau area.
28:45You leave, you go and get Dominique at the Assumption,
28:47then you go down to Gatineau.
28:48You can do it there.
28:49Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it. It's believable.
28:51Okay. We'll try to throw him off a bit.
28:53Very strong.
28:54Good luck, GF.
28:55Good luck, we'll see all your stock there.
29:01Of course.
29:03It's true that she's there.
29:05In sports, me.
29:07This is Rhôneau's truck.
29:11The truck of what?
29:13From Rhôneau.
29:15OK.
29:16Did you know that we'll be making a corti for Rhôneau?
29:18I, three years old, get confused.
29:20I know it.
29:2120 minutes before, who's that for?
29:23There, to put me back in place, there.
29:25We're going to do something.
29:26We'll get to 40, let's continue.
29:28We turn left.
29:29Yeah, it's 37, we'll go there often.
29:31Yeah, in Assumption, they're not worse, eh?
29:35I didn't get the date for the Assumption, there,
29:38but often they bag it.
29:40I bought my mother a tank in 2017, you know.
29:45Yeah?
29:46Because his car was scrap, you know.
29:48She had an old tercelle.
29:49Then I...
29:50I don't know what I'm going to do, you know.
29:52I said, oh, look, I'm going to pay for a car.
29:54Then I decide to make a surprise.
29:56I'm like, I'll give this to him for Christmas, you know.
29:58Then I ask my sister, I tell her,
30:00Just ask my mom if...
30:02Whether it is better automatic or manual.
30:04But, you know, discreetly, because she doesn't suspect anything.
30:06She said to me, ah, I'll take it manual, you know.
30:08It's safe.
30:09My sister calls me, she says, manual.
30:11I tell him, OK.
30:12Then when she got it, she did...
30:14We'll see.
30:15THANKS.
30:16At one point she said to me, ah, I love her very much.
30:18She says, the only thing is...
30:19Ah, I would have loved that, to have an automatic tank.
30:22Come to me.
30:23I am here.
30:24But let's see.
30:25I asked Josée.
30:26You told him you liked manual better.
30:28She says, no.
30:29She said, what she asked me was if I was buying a car.
30:32She said, I'll take manual.
30:34I don't have a way.
30:35This is not an automatic way to buy.
30:37I did OK.
30:38OK.
30:39It's not hard there.
30:40I'm looking there.
30:41This is false.
30:42Are you going to wait for Josée?
30:43No, well, I'll go the other one.
30:44But yes.
30:45But pass, tabarnak.
30:46Pass!
30:47Pass!
30:48Pass!
30:49Size!
30:50Size!
30:51Size!
30:52Size!
30:53Size!
30:54I made myself attractive.
30:56But yes.
30:57But pass, tabarnak.
30:59Pass!
31:00Pass!
31:01Pass!
31:02Pass!
31:05Pass!
31:07Tabarnak, man!
31:08Yo!
31:09Pass, damn it!
31:11My tail!
31:12Break!
31:13Pass, damn it!
31:14Size!
31:15Size!
31:16Program!
31:17Pass, damn it!
31:18Pass, езде!
31:19the fucking crisis of tabarnac.
31:21Yes!
31:22Ta-barnac, I have...
31:23F*** you!
31:25F*** you!
31:26F*** you!
31:27Is that true, man?
31:29Fucking fucking crisis.
31:31Eh?
31:32Ah, well...
31:34Oh yeah! OK, OK.
31:35Do you want to see this?
31:36Do you want to see this?
31:37Oh, is that it?
31:38It makes you taste like...
31:39I mean, what a fucking idiot...
31:41How did you do?
31:42Well, what is it?
31:43Well, what is it?
31:44Yes, I wasn't...
31:46No, no, no, no.
31:47It is...
31:48Oh, is that it?
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