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Fogg and his French manservant Passepartout face many obstacles. The boat to France is waiting for actress Sarah Bernhardt, there is in a chaotic state after the fall of Napoleon III and deadly Thuggee cult awaits in India. Starring: Pierce Brosnan, Eric Idle, Julia Nickson, Ian McNeice, Peter Ustinov.
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00:04:59Today being Tuesday, he will take the white fish with Redding's horse...
00:05:03Yes, sir...
00:05:03And a rhubarb and gooseberry tart with just a morsel of Cheshire cheese...
00:05:08I'll see you...
00:05:09I'll see you...
00:05:09I'll see to it instantly, sir...
00:05:10I'll see to it instantly, sir...
00:05:12Go!
00:05:14Go!
00:05:14Go!
00:05:14Go!
00:05:14Good day, sir...
00:05:21Good day, Mr. Fox, sir...
00:05:22Good day, Mr. Fox, sir...
00:05:24Good day, sir...
00:05:32Good day, sir...
00:05:32Good day, Mr. Fox, sir...
00:05:32The white fish is excellent this morning, sir...
00:05:45A little less of a little bit...
00:05:46A little less of a little bit...
00:05:46A little less of a sauce...
00:05:47A little less of a sauce...
00:05:47Yes, sir...
00:05:48Well, go on...
00:05:51Go on!
00:05:52Then what happened?
00:05:53The banknotes were tied together on my desk...
00:05:56I turned my back for a second...
00:05:59You turned your back?
00:06:00Gone.
00:06:02The banknotes were gone.
00:06:03Have you any idea what he looked like?
00:06:05Well, you...
00:06:07Well, he was dressed like a gentleman.
00:06:12Very well.
00:06:17McBaines.
00:06:18I want every clerk who was on the floor at the time of the robbery to be questioned.
00:06:24Yes, sir.
00:06:24And I shall inform Scotland Yard.
00:06:26Scotland Yard?
00:06:27Oh, nincompoops!
00:06:28Do you expect me to rely on them?
00:06:31No, sir.
00:06:32We'll hire our own people.
00:06:35Yes, sir.
00:06:35Mark my words.
00:06:36This is the most dreadful scandal.
00:06:39I want the thief brought to justice before the week is out.
00:06:43Understand?
00:06:44Oh, completely, sir.
00:06:45Oh, completely?
00:06:46One minute to six.
00:06:59Thank you, sir.
00:07:00Slow and man.
00:07:00He'll be here.
00:07:01On the dot.
00:07:03Tell me, what does Fogg do exactly?
00:07:05We don't really know.
00:07:06Certainly not public employment.
00:07:08I believe he has travelled abroad considerably.
00:07:10He seems well acquainted with various parts of the world.
00:07:14One thing for certain about Fogg, he'll do tomorrow precisely what he's done today.
00:07:24Gentlemen.
00:07:26I believe it's six o'clock.
00:07:28Shall we begin?
00:07:28Oh, good evening.
00:07:50On Friday last, as you may recall, you woke me at seven minutes past eight.
00:07:54On Sunday, the morning tea was tepid.
00:07:58This morning, as you will doubtless recall, the bath temperature was not satisfactory.
00:08:03Therefore, after serious consideration, I regret to inform you that you were discharged
00:08:08as of tomorrow morning at nine o'clock precisely.
00:08:11Oh, sir.
00:08:12Some things, Forster, one simply cannot forgive.
00:08:18You will, of course, be given two weeks severance pay.
00:08:22Oh, you're very generous, sir.
00:08:24Don't mention it, Forster.
00:08:26Don't mention it.
00:08:54Oh, sir.
00:09:03Oh, sir.
00:09:04Monsieur, allow me to introduce myself. Jean Passepartout at your service.
00:09:11Yes. Well, what do you want?
00:09:14Sir, I am here to apply for the position of manservant.
00:09:19French?
00:09:21Oui.
00:09:23Hmm. Well, we shall see.
00:09:26You've worked as a gentleman's gentleman before?
00:09:34Here are my credentials, Monsieur.
00:09:37Single, I trust?
00:09:39I am.
00:09:41Previous employer?
00:09:43Napoleon III.
00:09:46I served him faithfully, Monsieur, in the imperial household
00:09:51before the fall of the Second Empire.
00:09:54Hmm. Did you indeed?
00:09:57How I do admire your English monarchy here, Monsieur.
00:10:01Long live England.
00:10:03Ah, yes. Well, I am not Napoleon III,
00:10:08but one does have certain basic requirements in one's household that...
00:10:12Oh, I know. I know.
00:10:14I want nothing more than to serve a quiet gentleman
00:10:17of strict but temperate habit in peaceful surroundings.
00:10:22I adore the tranquil life.
00:10:28Allow me to ask, um, what time do you make it?
00:10:34It is, Monsieur, precisely ten o'clock.
00:10:37You are in my employ, Paspartout, as of this moment.
00:10:50Oh, merci, Monsieur.
00:11:01Here is a list of your duties.
00:11:03And, by the way, your watch is one minute fast.
00:11:22You.
00:11:23Mr. Fix, sir.
00:11:24Detective Fix, if you don't mind, sir.
00:11:26Detective Fix, sir.
00:11:31Detective Fix, sir.
00:11:32Detective the Fix, sir, have you been briefed?
00:11:47I have, sir, and I flatter myself that I'm well acquainted with the devious workings of the criminal mind.
00:11:53If I am to be entrusted with this appointment, I'd certainly be prepared to go to the ends of the earth
00:12:00in order to apprehend this rogue.
00:12:04Brindisi.
00:12:05Yeah.
00:12:07Sir?
00:12:08I'm sending detectives to every major port in Europe and the British Isles.
00:12:14You will be here, Italy.
00:12:17Italy?
00:12:17To keep a constant watch on all passengers who arrive and depart.
00:12:21I welcome the challenge, sir.
00:12:24I have a working knowledge of the lingo, smattering.
00:12:26Two thousand pounds to the man who brings him in?
00:12:30Two thousand pounds?
00:12:31Oh, well, that'll be all fixed.
00:12:34You can count on me, sir.
00:12:46Disgrace to Queen and Empire.
00:12:47I get overexcited.
00:12:48We can get the money back.
00:12:50What do you mean, get it back?
00:12:52Where from?
00:12:53The fellow who steals from the Bank of England isn't likely to get himself caught.
00:12:57You don't have to pletcher me.
00:12:59I'm the forgetter, director of the Bank of England.
00:13:03I'll tell you this.
00:13:05The robber's a gentleman.
00:13:07You call somebody who steals 55,000 pounds a gentleman.
00:13:12Gentlemen, please.
00:13:14Can we get on with it?
00:13:16Your trick, Mr. Ralph, if I may say so.
00:13:18Oh, sorry.
00:13:18Well, he must be a pretty shrewd man, this thief.
00:13:24Personally, I'm all in favor of his chances.
00:13:27Oh, I don't know.
00:13:29I don't think there's a country on earth that does it say for him.
00:13:32Oh, I think the world's big enough.
00:13:36It was.
00:13:37Oh, did you say something, Bob?
00:13:39It was once.
00:13:40Can we play, gentlemen?
00:13:42Once.
00:13:44It was once.
00:13:45Do you think the world's getting smaller?
00:13:48He's right, you know.
00:13:49A person today could go completely around the world in a matter of six months.
00:13:53Eighty days.
00:13:56I beg your pardon?
00:13:57In 80 days.
00:13:58Oh, God, now, Fogg, you must be joking.
00:14:01We all know there are great improvements in the railways and the steamships,
00:14:04but what about shipwrecks and storms and railway disasters and so on and so forth?
00:14:12Included.
00:14:13Sir, or theoretically, I suppose it's possible, but on a practical basis, not a chance.
00:14:19Eighty days.
00:14:21Wrong, sir.
00:14:23Impossible.
00:14:24Eighty.
00:14:26Very well.
00:14:28All right.
00:14:28I would be willing, for my own part, to wager 10,000 pounds, that such a journey cannot possibly be made in that time.
00:14:41Then you would lose, sir.
00:14:43The devil I would.
00:14:45If you think it's possible, I defy you to do it, sir.
00:14:50Are you suggesting, Mr. Stewart, that I should journey around the world in 80 days?
00:14:56I am, sir.
00:14:57Be advised, then, sir, that I should like nothing better.
00:15:02Gentlemen, this is really absurd.
00:15:05Now, shall we go on with the game?
00:15:07Well, my dear Stewart, can't you see?
00:15:08This has all just been a bit of amusement.
00:15:11It doesn't really mean it.
00:15:12But I do.
00:15:14Good.
00:15:16At the moment, I have a deposit of, um, 30,000 pounds at Baring's Bank.
00:15:23I'm quite willing to risk the entire amount.
00:15:2530,000.
00:15:27Good heavens.
00:15:29Why, dear fellow, you could lose the whole lot just by some unforeseen delay.
00:15:33Mr. Flanagan, the unforeseen does not exist.
00:15:36Well, think of it, sir.
00:15:37You would be jumping from train to steamer to God knows what until you collapse.
00:15:45No, let's put an end to this right now.
00:15:47It's a very poor joke.
00:15:49A true Englishman, sir, never jests about anything so serious as a wager.
00:15:54If there's anyone else here who lacks my confidence, then please speak up.
00:15:5780 days.
00:15:591,920 hours, or 115,200 minutes.
00:16:03By heavens.
00:16:05Or less.
00:16:06I will match Stuart's wager, Fogg.
00:16:11Ten thousand pounds.
00:16:14And I.
00:16:17Very well, then.
00:16:19Now, do you think we can carry on?
00:16:22When do you intend to leave?
00:16:23The train to Dover leaves Charing Cross every evening at nine o'clock.
00:16:27You can go this evening?
00:16:29Of course.
00:16:30And I shall return to this very room at nine o'clock in 80 days, or less.
00:16:34My check drawn from Baring's Bank will remain here while I'm gone.
00:16:38Look here, Fogg.
00:16:39We don't wish to take advantage, but we're quite willing to suspend this game right now while you go away and make your preparations for the journey.
00:16:50Suspend the game?
00:16:51What on earth for?
00:16:56May I remind you, gentlemen, diamonds are trumps.
00:17:00Be so good as to play.
00:17:01Come on.
00:17:02Let's go.
00:17:04Oh.
00:17:09Okay.
00:17:09Oh, my God.
00:17:39prepare to leave the house leave monsieur at once
00:17:58forgive me monsieur but did you say leave within 20 minutes
00:18:09are you taking a trip monsieur we are taking the train to dover dover and around the world
00:18:23the world around the world monsieur in 80 days or less uh and then monsieur are we taking any
00:18:33trunks no trunks only this carpet bag two shirts two trousers three pairs of stockings for me
00:18:39the same for you we shall purchase whatever we need on route I trust you have stout shoes
00:18:44we may do a little walking as we leave in 19 minutes I suggest you pack at once
00:18:49I'm ready monsieur
00:19:09take 20 000 pounds with this
00:19:13no
00:19:17we may as well take a whole lot
00:19:20take very good care of this
00:19:23oh it got it with my life
00:19:27with you
00:19:34oh
00:19:36oh
00:19:38oh
00:19:40oh
00:19:42oh
00:19:44oh
00:20:16Come on!
00:20:46Come on!
00:21:08Sir, her name is Phileas Fogg, and this is my man past platoon.
00:21:12I demand to know why we're not leaving.
00:21:15For 28 years, I've been crossing this channel.
00:21:19Only once in my entire life has there been just one ray of sunshine.
00:21:25And you dare to ask me to put her ashore?
00:21:28Never!
00:21:29No!
00:21:30I tell you, I will not disturb her. Not under any circumstances.
00:21:35May I inquire?
00:21:36I kept her identity a secret from all the other passengers on board.
00:21:41That was her wish.
00:21:43Your passengers from Calais have left the ship.
00:21:46Monsieur, surely you can tell us.
00:21:49Yes!
00:21:50I do not believe it!
00:21:51I scotten her myself to our finest stadium, La Celeste.
00:22:05She's going to remain there until she wishes to leave.
00:22:09And then?
00:22:10The port director would have a word with you.
00:22:12Patience, Monsieur Phogg.
00:22:13We will leave.
00:22:15If not today, tomorrow.
00:22:18I take it this woman is someone of importance.
00:22:29Is it possible, Monsieur, that you have never heard of her?
00:22:35The great Sarah Bernhardt?
00:22:37Bernhardt?
00:22:38The opera?
00:22:39The theater, Monsieur.
00:22:40The greatest actress of our time.
00:22:41Of anyone's time.
00:22:42The divine Sarah Bernhardt.
00:22:43She is French, of course.
00:22:44Let's just see if we can't budge her, eh?
00:22:46Budge?
00:22:47Budge her, Monsieur?
00:22:48Monsieur, no!
00:22:49Not that.
00:22:50No!
00:22:51I'll take it, Monsieur.
00:22:52No!
00:22:53Now, I'll take it, Monsieur.
00:22:54I'll take it, Monsieur.
00:22:55I'll take it, Monsieur.
00:22:56I'll take it, Monsieur.
00:22:57The divine, Sarah Bernhardt.
00:22:58She is French, of course.
00:23:00Let's just see if we can't budge her, eh?
00:23:01Budge?
00:23:03Budge her, Monsieur?
00:23:05Monsieur!
00:23:06Monsieur!
00:23:07No!
00:23:08I'll take it, Monsieur!
00:23:11I beg you, Monsieur!
00:23:16Do not disturb her. No.
00:23:18Oh, here we are.
00:23:21As a Frenchman, I cannot allow you.
00:23:25Don't be ridiculous.
00:23:26As a human being, jamais de la vie.
00:23:30Prospect.
00:23:32I am loath to remind you, but you are in my employ.
00:23:35And as long as you remain, sir, you will do what's required.
00:23:37Stand aside.
00:23:46Oh, dear.
00:24:11She's taking a bath.
00:24:13We must leave at once.
00:24:15Nonsense.
00:24:15Roulez-moi pour Ă  l'aventure.
00:24:16Hello.
00:24:22Bonjour.
00:24:25Monsieur, s'il vous plaît, la serviette.
00:24:35Vous êtes très aimable.
00:24:38Vous ĂŞtes en vain, n'est-ce pas?
00:24:40Oui, that is, yes, I am English,
00:24:44if that's what you're asking.
00:24:46Oh, beastly.
00:24:47You have no idea how beastly it is in Paris at this moment.
00:24:51A civil insurrection.
00:24:53They call it the Commune de Paris.
00:24:56I call them communards.
00:24:57Oh, it's so sad.
00:24:58Oh, it's so sad.
00:24:58I'm exhausted.
00:25:01Be that as it may, madam, I should appreciate very much your leaving the ship at once.
00:25:05Me?
00:25:06There's a carriage waiting for you on the dock.
00:25:09But of course.
00:25:09Monsieur, you will be so kind as to pour for me one glass of wine.
00:25:25You intend to enter France at a time like this, monsieur?
00:25:45My time is of the essence, madame.
00:25:48Monsieur, make yourself comfortable.
00:25:51We will discuss, madame.
00:25:58You have a very interesting face, monsieur.
00:26:04A little closer.
00:26:07Ah, oui.
00:26:09The eyes, I think.
00:26:12The curve of the lips.
00:26:14Forgive me, madame, but I am obliged to press on.
00:26:21France, monsieur, will always be there.
00:26:25You and I, fate has drawn us together.
00:26:28Let us enjoy a quiet afternoon.
00:26:32The two of us.
00:26:35Terribly sorry.
00:26:35Ah, why must you be so English?
00:26:40What is this obligation that keeps you pressing on?
00:26:45I am going around the world, madame.
00:26:48The world?
00:26:50Indeed.
00:26:52Then you must certainly have all the time in the world.
00:26:56Eighty days.
00:26:58Monsieur?
00:26:58I have made a wager.
00:27:00Eighty days, not a second more.
00:27:01What a dreadful prospect.
00:27:05Perhaps now you may understand my urgency in leaving Dover as quickly as possible.
00:27:10I understand.
00:27:12Nothing, monsieur.
00:27:15Nothing except...
00:27:18Oh, merveilleux.
00:27:20Oh, indeed, curved lips.
00:27:24What a pity.
00:27:28What a waste.
00:27:33I shall never understand the English.
00:27:54Journal.
00:27:57Oh.
00:28:00Von, er...
00:28:01Von, er...
00:28:04I would like to know, if the criminal should turn up here,
00:28:09would the Italian government be prepared to hold him for extradiction?
00:28:13No, signor.
00:28:14I have told you.
00:28:15Oh, it's impossible.
00:28:17You have no complete description of the man.
00:28:19You have nothing.
00:28:20Niente.
00:28:21Not even a part.
00:28:22I know, well.
00:28:24All I want to know is that we'll get your cooperation
00:28:26whenever he arrives in Brindy.
00:28:30You say, Brindy, where we are now.
00:28:33I know, I said that.
00:28:34I will telegraph for the warrior.
00:28:37How do you know he's sharp?
00:28:38Oh, I know.
00:28:40He may be clever, he may be fiendish and clever,
00:28:42but the time will come when he will realise
00:28:46that Detective Fix is always one jumper ahead of him.
00:28:51Where do you think he is, Frank?
00:28:54Frank? Today?
00:28:56No, he'd be mad, wouldn't he?
00:28:58I mean, even the most stupid of bank robbers
00:29:00wouldn't think of crossing France today, you know.
00:29:02One thing's for sure, he's not in France.
00:29:16Monsieur, do you see?
00:29:19What?
00:29:20He's looking at his watch again.
00:29:24He's up to something, I can swear it.
00:29:26He's coming.
00:29:31Deuxième de Poppy.
00:29:36Go, go, go, go!
00:29:38There!
00:29:39This is the Victor Hugo Brigade of the Commune de Paris, and they are commandeering the train.
00:30:09Oh, I see. Yes, quite. Well, shall we go?
00:30:19Gentlemen of the press, please. We have some members in the library who are trying to read. A little respect, please.
00:30:44Now then, I think we've given you all the information that we have at present.
00:30:49Mr. Phileas Fogg, one of our revered members, has undertaken a journey that, well, apparently it has captured the imagination of all London.
00:30:59We have posted the odds for the benefit of our members. As we'll observe, they are currently twenty to one against the gentleman.
00:31:07Where is he now?
00:31:09We have here what we call a fog log.
00:31:14A red line will trace each and every confirmed portion of the trip. We have been confirmed now only to Dover.
00:31:23Gentlemen, we must all agree that Mr. Fogg hasn't a chance. However, if this amazing feat can ever one day be accomplished, then by heaven let it be done by an Englishman.
00:31:40But come on. Step forward. No one's going to bite you.
00:31:47Yes, sir. I understand you have some important information for us.
00:31:53He was there. I saw him. In the bank. When he took the notes.
00:31:59Saw whom?
00:32:00Him. Fogg. The man in the paper.
00:32:04Fogg?
00:32:06Saw his picture in the stamp.
00:32:09Oh, it was him, all right. The one who was going around the world.
00:32:13Julius Fogg? The gentleman from the Reform Club?
00:32:17Himself. I'd swear to it. I thought I'd better tell you.
00:32:21Fogg. Oh, by heaven, sir, it's beginning to pull together.
00:32:26A so-called gentleman takes fifty-five thousand pounds from the Bank of England.
00:32:31And then, on the pretext of a wager, he goes off around the world in order to elude the police.
00:32:37I want a photograph of Fogg sent to every detective in the field.
00:32:42Yeah, at once, sir.
00:32:43Oh, my God, the man's clever.
00:32:45He's probably now looking for some sunny villa in the Mediterranean to spend the rest of his life in luxury.
00:32:52What am I doing? What am I doing here?
00:33:04You should be up here on the right.
00:33:05What?
00:33:06I'm just cooking, son.
00:33:07Cook.
00:33:08Cook.
00:33:09Travel agent.
00:33:10Ah, here we are. Yes.
00:33:13The first sign of evil trouble, and they close their doors.
00:33:28What?
00:33:29I must say, I'm a bit disappointed.
00:33:32Very well.
00:33:34We shall carry on.
00:33:36Where, monsieur?
00:33:38I do not understand, monsieur.
00:33:45We are behind schedule, and we sit here in a cafe.
00:33:49We are here.
00:33:51For purpose.
00:33:52We are?
00:33:53Experience has taught me the most reliable information one can receive in any city always comes from the local bar.
00:33:59Tell them we can afford any transportation available that would get us out of France.
00:34:03Put forth the urgency of it with, um, something for his trouble.
00:34:09I will try, monsieur.
00:34:11Vas-y.
00:34:12Au le drinks sort of beers…
00:34:13Right, sir.
00:34:14Oh, no, no!
00:34:15No!
00:34:16jumps.
00:34:17Two seats…
00:34:18Jesus, yes, yes!
00:34:19This isn't right.
00:34:33Oh, thanks, monsieur.
00:34:34Bonjour!
00:34:35Monsieur.
00:34:36Please sit with me with you.
00:34:37Forgive me, madame.
00:34:39On the one handphone.
00:34:40I'm so beautiful.
00:34:45I think I'll take care of you a lot.
00:34:51Really?
00:34:53Don't you think I'm good enough for you?
00:34:56I'm insulted!
00:35:10Not one franc, sir. Out of the question.
00:35:13So?
00:35:23What's up, monsieur?
00:35:24I am the servant of this gentleman here.
00:35:26May I inquire why you struck him?
00:35:35Sir, I can't help thinking there's some misunderstanding here.
00:35:39Fifty francs! Fifty!
00:35:52Monsieur, I suggest we leave immediately.
00:35:54You spoke to the powermen about our transportation?
00:35:56All right.
00:35:57Very well, then.
00:35:59You should quickly, eh?
00:36:01Thank you, sir.
00:36:03I must say, however,
00:36:05the intel need a great deal to be designed.
00:36:07The mail is here!
00:36:08You must!
00:36:09Oh!
00:36:10Oh!
00:36:11Oh!
00:36:12Oh!
00:36:13Oh!
00:36:15Now this way.
00:36:16In all lasting past due, the French people have been peculiar.
00:36:17Consider the treatment we had in Paris so far.
00:36:18He told us.
00:36:19He told us.
00:36:20Now this way.
00:36:25In all lost interest, the French people have lost a peculiar.
00:36:28Consider the treatment we have in Paris so far.
00:36:31It's hopeless.
00:36:32Homeless.
00:36:32Everything.
00:36:34Did you get the information?
00:36:35Oui.
00:36:36Good. And what did he say?
00:36:37He said there is no way out.
00:36:39I beg your pardon.
00:36:40There is no transportation in or out of the city.
00:36:43Nothing.
00:36:44Nothing, monsieur.
00:36:45Steady.
00:36:46Steady, old chap.
00:36:47Excuse me.
00:36:48Well, we shall simply have to think of something.
00:36:58That's all.
00:36:59She told me, my mad lady.
00:37:01She told me to find nice, quiet employment in a nice, quiet house with a nice, quiet gentleman.
00:37:06I'll get on out.
00:37:34i've got him here look at that that's positive identification you got photographic of the name
00:37:47this time i got him cold he doesn't look very dangerous well they never do do they not the
00:37:56clever ones you know you have to go out and spot them admittedly this can be quite difficult at
00:38:01times but i must say i say this with all due modesty i'm a master of the art
00:38:08i need your assistance please
00:38:27be very careful be very please be very careful he's my servant
00:38:34no i'm not down there it's his head
00:38:57forgive me monsieur um no parlez vous francais i'm afraid my english is not very good but uh
00:39:19we try are you a physician i'm not practicing a physician no but uh i'm in medical research
00:39:30a bullet grazed his head will he be all right a mild concussion nothing very serious i would think
00:39:38uh what brings you to paris then simply on route oh around the world a circumference of the globe in
00:39:4980 days 80 days or less i must even monsieur yes i admit that we seem to be getting off to a most
00:39:58irregular start in your country why would anyone even attend such a thing a wager sir and my word
00:40:06of honor a wager monsieur is a matter of money that's all but i do fear for your honor
00:40:11monsieur do you believe in fate
00:40:16no i can't really say i do why i may be the instrument of your deliverance
00:40:23forgive me um could you be a little more precise
00:40:27a colleague of mine a man of scientific genius
00:40:30has been working on a device that will operate on illuminating gas with enormous power you mean
00:40:36something capable of transporting people that is the purpose a four-stroke engine attached to a most
00:40:42remarkable vehicle you may have the privilege of making the first test of it you mean it's never
00:40:48been tested before oh no why not frankly there have been no volunteers oh it is experimental but it
00:41:00will give you the swift transport you are looking for he lives in paris just outside ever not very far
00:41:07his name is le noir if you like i would give you directions please do who shall i say send me
00:41:14pastor louis pastor oh secure oh secure where am i
00:41:22are you all right
00:41:33yes
00:41:33yes
00:41:45yes
00:41:50yes
00:41:56yes
00:42:00Oh, oh, forgive me, I, uh, can I help you?
00:42:27Uh, I'm interested in your, uh, four-stroke engine.
00:42:34Perhaps, monsieur, you can, uh, wait a moment.
00:42:37I'm occupied.
00:42:39Oh, yes, oh, yes, yes, of course.
00:42:48Well, let's have a look around the place.
00:42:57Oh, dear, what is it?
00:43:15Most peculiar.
00:43:16Ah, here we are.
00:43:28By heavens.
00:43:32Would you look at this?
00:43:34Apparently, each valve has a four-stroke cycle.
00:43:37Simply amazing.
00:43:38Amazing.
00:43:39And what is that?
00:43:42And this?
00:43:44Some sort of tubing.
00:43:48Curious.
00:43:52Look, monsieur.
00:43:53The tube is attached to the carpet.
00:43:55Oh, my God.
00:44:21Oh, my God.
00:44:22Oh, monsieur.
00:44:23Help.
00:44:24Oh, my God.
00:44:32Oh, my God.
00:44:37Incredible. I say, pass per two.
00:44:55Really?
00:44:55I am now beginning to understand what this is all about.
00:44:59Voleurs!
00:45:01Voleurs!
00:45:03This is with thieves.
00:45:04Attendez, ne tirez pas.
00:45:05What did you tell him?
00:45:06I told him not to shoot.
00:45:08You will steal from me, won't you?
00:45:10No such intention, I assure you.
00:45:12We were sent here by a friend of yours.
00:45:15Who?
00:45:16Pasteur.
00:45:17Yes, Louis Pasteur.
00:45:26Pardon, excusez-moi.
00:45:29I'm sorry.
00:45:31He said you might wish a test of your, um, what do you call this?
00:45:34Le nuage de pourpre.
00:45:39Le nuage de pourpre.
00:45:41He said, le nuage de pourpre.
00:45:44Yes.
00:45:46The purple cloud.
00:45:49How far do you think it might take us?
00:45:51As far as you want to go.
00:45:53The Mediterranean?
00:45:54But of course.
00:45:56You want to see it?
00:45:57Come and see it.
00:45:57Come on.
00:45:58Be careful here.
00:46:03Oh.
00:46:03There.
00:46:19Come inside.
00:46:20Come on.
00:46:20what could be more comfortable the engine attaches to this cabin exactly here i have
00:46:33had many discussion with count ferrino van zepden a german of course we could never agree
00:46:41so i've gone ahead without him with my own le noir engine forgive me monsieur am i to understand
00:46:49does this thing go up in the air like a balloon a balloon you wish to insult me what good is a
00:46:57balloon you cannot control a balloon a balloon is sticking by the winds it will go where it wants
00:47:04to go not where you want to go maybe we should think about it first here here in the nuage de
00:47:10pourpre you can fly to the end of the earth it will be always at your command sir i would not deceive
00:47:17you it's urgent that we leave france as quickly as possible here is my card i am a member of the
00:47:21reform club and i can promise you this should you allow us a test of this airship i shall send a
00:47:25detailed account of the voyage the royal geographic society and give you all the credit for whatever
00:47:29success we have we are in agreement monsieur why have you never tested ze purple cloud yourself
00:47:36it's a good question well it's quite simple you see a mine such as this if you forgive me a mine of a
00:47:46scientific genius well it must be protected at any cost for the for the benefit of mankind it means it
00:47:53isn't safe
00:47:54oh well done marvellous marvellous very good indeed very good
00:48:06it works very good very good
00:48:12it works very good
00:48:19it works very good
00:48:25you
00:48:29you
00:48:31you
00:48:33you
00:48:37Just up and listen now.
00:49:04Take this, pal, and I'll go with the action, okay?
00:49:08Yes.
00:49:11It's up to you.
00:49:12It's alive, huh?
00:49:13Yes.
00:49:22I'm sorry.
00:49:23Is that missing?
00:49:25Nah, bring me the suit.
00:49:34Please, take off the line!
00:49:47Hurry up!
00:49:51Hurry up!
00:50:08Clamable! Quickly! Quickly!
00:50:10I say, prostitute, what are you doing now?
00:50:20Get in here once!
00:50:22What is that?
00:50:23Stand back!
00:50:24Back!
00:50:25Back!
00:50:26Back!
00:50:27Back!
00:50:28Back!
00:50:29Back!
00:50:30Back!
00:50:31Back!
00:50:32Back!
00:50:33Back!
00:50:34Back!
00:50:35Back!
00:50:36Back!
00:50:37Back!
00:50:38Bravo!
00:50:39Well done, pastor!
00:50:40Well done!
00:50:41It's not a good shot!
00:50:42I suggest you close the door, please!
00:50:43Yes, sir!
00:50:44Ah!
00:50:45Even if you have a hit artist at the time, please go out!
00:50:47See what I mean!
00:50:48Come take those arrows!
00:50:50I'll go, you're gonna walk!
00:50:51��our!
00:50:52And you're gonna shoot them straight!
00:50:53Amorym,BOX, lamb orynnum!
00:50:55Come take those uniforms!
00:50:57Get out!
00:50:58Hey!
00:50:59Hey!
00:51:00Well done!
00:51:01Can I eat?
00:51:02Confirmed.
00:51:32It's nowhere near Paris, or any days behind.
00:52:02Oh, what is it?
00:52:27She?
00:52:34Who?
00:52:37I believe I fell asleep.
00:52:42I didn't wish to seem inhospitable, but you have placed us in a very precarious position.
00:52:49Precarious?
00:52:50What is this precarious?
00:52:52Oh, I love to travel.
00:52:55Weight.
00:52:56Weight?
00:52:57Any additional weight will put us in jeopardy.
00:53:01The Alps.
00:53:02You mean we cannot clear the Alps?
00:53:06A risk we shouldn't have to face.
00:53:10He is correct, madame.
00:53:12It seems our pity to lose such charming company, but I fear we must drop you off.
00:53:17Drop you off?
00:53:18Impossible.
00:53:19Pass for two.
00:53:20Try something.
00:53:21Press on.
00:53:22Move,esta.
00:53:23Please.
00:53:24Crissmore.
00:53:25No!
00:53:26No!
00:53:27No!
00:53:28No!
00:53:29No!
00:53:30No!
00:53:31No!
00:53:32No!
00:53:33No!
00:53:34No!
00:53:35No!
00:53:36No!
00:53:37No!
00:53:38No!
00:53:39No!
00:53:40No!
00:53:41No!
00:53:42Oh, my God.
00:54:12Oh, my God.
00:54:42Oh, my God.
00:54:52Monsieur.
00:54:52We have landed on an airport.
00:54:54It's not possible.
00:54:55We have.
00:54:57Monsieur?
00:55:11May I inquire?
00:55:13really elementary you know what is wrong basic it's only a matter of fuel consumption
00:55:22we are out of fuel i'm afraid lenroy's projection was far off the mark
00:55:27must make a note of that for the journal my god we are out of fuel yes quite right
00:55:33we are last we are finished we are stranded we are shipwrecked on the alps we are going to die
00:55:43fog is a vanishing man he cannot hide forever and you have checked the same places day after day
00:56:05time after time routine makes a great detective in my whole life you know 18
00:56:14oh uh it's not my whole life no my whole life is uh my millie who's million
00:56:27mildred hapsworth we're going to get married on the reward money yes build a little house near maidstone
00:56:35my sympathies very nice of you i'm sure yes yes of course it's been a better pill for me to swallow
00:56:41you know i don't really believe it what i don't believe he's still in france i don't think any
00:56:47commune de paris is fit to hold a man like that you know i think he's off and running somewhere else
00:56:54and found it and found it yes confounded
00:56:59i'm sorry if i could only lay my hands on him just once you know
00:57:10if you don't mind if you don't mind i'm freezing could i open the brandy
00:57:32so
00:58:14the brandy please you want some more i want bottle it's a whole bottle monsieur yes
00:58:38if i may suggest monsieur i think we should make it last as long as possible fetch me the bottle
00:58:44what what are what are you going to do monsieur no oh my god
00:59:04gone all of it gone
00:59:07there is no brandy left it is crazy why have you done this monsieur we are sitting on top of an
00:59:17out with no brandy left
00:59:34fish
00:59:36Fish!
00:59:41You got it, mate!
00:59:42One...
00:59:43Two...
00:59:44Three...
00:59:45Push!
00:59:46Push!
00:59:47Push!
00:59:54Pass the two!
00:59:55Quickly!
00:59:56Quickly!
01:00:06Push!
01:00:16Whatever happens to the Pope McLeod Bishop, there's got to be an easier way of taking up.
01:00:36Then wing is still in the north of the stairs of the stairs.
01:00:40Do not engage in cross diving.
01:00:41Why will you remain permanent in asixth?
01:00:46With two...
01:00:48That is grunting of the stairs in the bigger house?
01:00:58A lot of...
01:01:01You're not so lucky.
01:01:03You're not so lucky enough, many of you.
01:01:35That's one hundred and three and a half hours up to this.
01:01:40We've made up almost again the time that we've lost.
01:01:43It is a miracle.
01:01:45Not at all.
01:01:46In 31 minutes, we should be flying over the road.
01:01:48There's only an hour to Brindisi, where we will catch the steamer to smooth in Bombay.
01:01:53Then I...
01:02:05The Brindisi, please.
01:02:09There is none.
01:02:16We are out of control.
01:02:18We've got to crash.
01:02:20I'm dead.
01:02:22Must make it an hour to precise time.
01:02:35We are out of control.
01:02:48There is none.
01:03:48Oh, asottilo!
01:03:55Chi siete?
01:03:57Che cos'è questo?
01:03:59Che fatti qui?
01:04:04Parlate italiano?
01:04:05Oh, thank you, gentlemen.
01:04:19Well done, sir.
01:04:20Well done.
01:04:21Buongiorno, signore.
01:04:25Passaporto, per favore.
01:04:27Oh, yes, of course, my passport.
01:04:28Here you are.
01:04:31Chi siete inglese?
01:04:33English, yes.
01:04:34Do you have anything to declare?
01:04:38Uh, well, not a thing, actually.
01:04:40You see, we've just had a most delightful trip in this marvellous airship.
01:04:44And I should like you to take this record of our journey
01:04:46and see that it reaches the Royal Geographic Society in London.
01:04:49I must inform you that you have desecrated a national monumento.
01:04:55Terribly sorry.
01:04:56Now then, could you direct us to the rail station?
01:04:59I must place you under arrest!
01:05:02How many are you?
01:05:03Two.
01:05:04We have a guest inside, but she's having a bite of lunch at the moment.
01:05:09A woman.
01:05:34How could we possibly have made a reservation?
01:05:57We just got off the train.
01:05:59Sir, surely there must be some sort of accommodation available.
01:06:02Every cabin we have for Bombay is a book.
01:06:06Unless...
01:06:07Yes?
01:06:08You are willing to share a stateroom.
01:06:11With whom?
01:06:12Egyptian stonesmiths.
01:06:14Seven.
01:06:16Seven?
01:06:18Monsieur, in one stateroom, nine of us?
01:06:23That would be quite satisfactory.
01:06:28Thanks, yes.
01:06:30Your ship, the Mongolia, is leaving in 15 minutes.
01:06:33It's very good.
01:06:34Good day, sir.
01:06:39What's that man's name?
01:06:40Signore?
01:06:41The Englishman who just booked on the Mongolia.
01:06:43I cannot reveal the names of our passengers.
01:06:45Right.
01:06:46Have you seen one of these before?
01:06:47Fix.
01:06:48Yes.
01:06:49Detective Wilbur Fitz is on duty.
01:06:52Fog.
01:06:53Phileas Fog.
01:06:54You've got to stop him.
01:06:55The ship is ready to leave, signore.
01:06:57Well then, how's the ship?
01:06:58It is the property of the Peninsula and Oriental Company.
01:07:01We have not the authority to stop it for any reason whatsoever.
01:07:04Well then, book me a passage on it.
01:07:05I'm sorry, signore.
01:07:06Fool up.
01:07:07Do you know what this is?
01:07:08An international criminal?
01:07:09Nothing at all, signore.
01:07:10Unless you are willing to share a space with a Turk.
01:07:11What's a Turk?
01:07:12Never mind what a Turk.
01:07:13Get me on that boat.
01:07:14I want to send a telegraphic dispatch to England.
01:07:15I will take it, signore.
01:07:16For them to send out a warrant for this man's arrest.
01:07:17Out to Suey's.
01:07:18Uh, 6600 Lire, please.
01:07:19For the dispatch?
01:07:20And the steamship ticket.
01:07:21Are both together?
01:07:22Oh, that's quite reasonable.
01:07:23Yeah.
01:07:24Oh, that's quite reasonable.
01:07:25Yeah, that's all.
01:07:26Well, I'm sorry.
01:07:27Well, I'm sorry.
01:07:28Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:29I'm sorry.
01:07:30Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:31I'm sorry.
01:07:32Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:33Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:34I'm sorry.
01:07:35Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:36Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:37Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:38No, I'm sorry.
01:07:39Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:40I'm sorry.
01:07:41Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:42Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:43Oh, well, it's 600.
01:07:44Well, wait, you can keep the charge.
01:07:46Oh, well, grazie, signore.
01:07:47You better hurry now.
01:07:49Yes.
01:07:50Oh, right.
01:08:08What's that, man?
01:08:38Oh, it's the way!
01:08:39This?
01:08:40Oh, it's the way!
01:08:41This?
01:08:42Indeed!
01:08:43Oh, all I have to do is go.
01:08:45Oh!
01:08:46Oh!
01:08:47Oh!
01:08:48Oh!
01:08:49Oh!
01:08:50Oh!
01:08:51Oh!
01:08:52Oh!
01:08:53Oh!
01:08:54Oh!
01:08:55Oh!
01:08:56Oh!
01:08:57Oh!
01:08:58Oh!
01:08:59Oh!
01:09:01Oh!
01:09:02Oh!
01:09:03Oh!
01:09:04Oh!
01:09:05Oh!
01:09:06Oh!
01:09:07Oh!
01:09:08Agreed.
01:09:09But adequate.
01:09:20Follow me, sir.
01:09:21Aye.
01:09:24Uh...
01:09:25Stuart?
01:09:26Sir?
01:09:27This is the cargo hold.
01:09:29There must be some mistake, eh?
01:09:31No, sir.
01:09:32You will be in the cell with the prisoner, Mustafek.
01:09:37Prisoner?
01:09:38If there's anything you need, sir, do not hesitate to call.
01:09:42Uh...
01:09:43Stuart?
01:09:44You got it?
01:09:45Good.
01:09:46Good.
01:09:47Good man.
01:09:48Keep your cards up to your chest.
01:09:49That's it.
01:09:50Don't let me see your cards.
01:09:51Let's continue.
01:09:52Now then.
01:09:53Spades are trumps.
01:09:54Okay?
01:09:55So...
01:09:56Mr. Abbasat will take the trick.
01:09:57Understand?
01:09:58I don't...
01:09:59Good.
01:10:00Hell no.
01:10:01You got it?
01:10:02You got it?
01:10:03Good.
01:10:04Good man.
01:10:05Now...
01:10:06Keep your cards up to your chest.
01:10:07That's it.
01:10:08Don't let me see your cards.
01:10:09Let's continue.
01:10:10Let's continue. Now then, spades are trumps, okay?
01:10:14So, Mr. Abbasat will take the trick, understand?
01:10:40Excuse me, Sir Forbes. The fog situation.
01:10:45Well?
01:10:46Our charge d'affaires tells me that a Mr. Filius fog has landed somewhere in Italy.
01:10:52How did he do that?
01:10:53It's an extraordinary thing, sir. It seems he emerged from a rather large purple object.
01:10:59What are you driveling about?
01:11:01It seems he emerged from a rather large purple object seen in the sky by thousands of Italians all over Italy.
01:11:09Well, never mind all that now. I want a warrant for fog's arrest sent to our detective in Brindersheim.
01:11:16Hicks! Hicks!
01:11:18Well, whatever.
01:11:28We regret we must leave you now, Mr. Fogg.
01:11:31It is written, to part with a friend is to leave part of oneself behind.
01:11:36Thank you very much, dear. That was lovely to meet you.
01:11:38I am so happy.
01:11:39Name's Carmety. Chief surveyor, Calcutta.
01:11:40Anything you need to know about India,
01:11:41I am so happy.
01:11:42Name's Carmety. Chief surveyor, Calcutta.
01:11:43Anything you need to know about India, I am your man.
01:11:48Fill your swab. Very decent of you.
01:11:49Mind you, one thing our Indian chappies can't do is make a decent brandy.
01:11:51I am so happy.
01:11:52Name's Carmety. Chief surveyor, Calcutta.
01:11:53Anything you need to know about India, I am your man.
01:11:55Fill your swab. Very decent of you.
01:11:57Mind you, one thing our Indian chappies can't do is make a decent brandy.
01:12:01French?
01:12:02French?
01:12:03Nothing else to do.
01:12:04Mind you, I tried a Bombay brandy once.
01:12:06By Jove, tell me scarlet.
01:12:07Lit up. They can see me for 20 miles distant.
01:12:13Get out of here.
01:12:14Oh.
01:12:15Oh.
01:12:16Oh.
01:12:17Oh.
01:12:18Get out of here.
01:12:19Oh.
01:12:20Oh.
01:12:21Oh.
01:12:22Come and see.
01:12:23Oh.
01:12:24Come and see yourpe, it's my wife.
01:12:25Where?
01:12:26What are you doing?
01:12:27Oh, yeah.
01:12:28It's my cat.
01:12:29Oh.
01:12:30Be quiet, Rich.
01:12:31Oh.
01:12:34Ah.
01:12:36Oh.
01:12:37Oh.
01:12:38Oh.
01:12:39Oh.
01:12:40Oh.
01:12:41Oh.
01:12:42Oh, Kitty, would you be going ashore here in Suez?
01:12:52No. Why?
01:12:54Oh, it's a fascinating city. I'd like to show you around it, really.
01:12:58Some other time, eh?
01:13:00So, obviously, this is not your final destination.
01:13:03No, no.
01:13:04Where are you going to from here, if I may ask?
01:13:08Uh, around the world.
01:13:12In 80 days.
01:13:15A wager of some kind.
01:13:17A wager?
01:13:19You're sure there's not more to it than that?
01:13:23What do you mean?
01:13:25No, I don't mean anything.
01:13:27There's just some marvellous shops here.
01:13:28You know, if there's anything you want to buy, I'd help you.
01:13:30Shirts.
01:13:32Uh, we need more shirts.
01:13:34Shirts?
01:13:35We left so quickly.
01:13:37Didn't bring anything but a carpet bag.
01:13:39Oh, you left in a hurry, did you?
01:13:42How long have you been in the service of the gentleman, if I may ask?
01:13:46Only a few days.
01:13:48He's a very wealthy gentleman, isn't he?
01:13:53It is not for me to inquire that of Mr. Thug, monsieur.
01:13:58If you will, if you will, excuse me.
01:14:00Oh, yeah.
01:14:00Oh, dear God, it's her.
01:14:22There's no question.
01:14:24No question about it.
01:14:27What?
01:14:28It's Madame Sarah Bellhart.
01:14:31Good heaven.
01:14:33She's not coming in here.
01:14:35A woman in the Reform Club.
01:14:38She wouldn't dare.
01:14:39Excuse me, madame.
01:14:45Bonjour, monsieur.
01:14:46How thrilling it is to be here among such distinguished compagnies.
01:14:50And so, I thought you should know that I was fortunate enough to spend many, many bewitching hours with your brave Mr. Fogg in my stateroom on the channel boat.
01:15:14But we shared moments I shall never forget.
01:15:20He begged me to go around the world with him, but my schedule simply would not permit.
01:15:27Madame, do you think he will succeed?
01:15:32Oh, gentlemen, I have never known a man with more determination than Phileas Fogg.
01:15:42I call him Phileas.
01:15:45I am convinced that absolutely nothing will stand in his way.
01:15:52And that is why I am here to place a wager.
01:15:57Twenty thousand pounds.
01:15:59But, madame, that will change the present odds considerably.
01:16:07My confidence is unshakable.
01:16:10Any man who is capable of entering a woman's chamber and then not...
01:16:20Gentlemen, a toast to my adorable, enchanting Phileas Fogg.
01:16:29I said, here, here, here.
01:16:39Sir, you ever intend to stay here in Bombay?
01:16:46No, we're living straight away from the rail station there.
01:16:49Our Kovach Express lives in, uh...
01:16:51Let's see, uh...
01:16:52Oh, 42 minutes.
01:16:53Hi George, I'm taking the same train.
01:16:55I'm having looked everywhere. Are you absolutely positive?
01:17:09We have nothing.
01:17:10As I told you, I sent them a wire from series.
01:17:13And I'm telling you no word was sent to this department.
01:17:16On an issue one.
01:17:17On whose authority?
01:17:18On my authority.
01:17:19Refused.
01:17:20Can't you understand plain English?
01:17:22He's at the railway station at this moment.
01:17:24I must...
01:17:26I must and won't.
01:17:28If and when this warrant arrives in Bombay,
01:17:30we shall be happy to assist you.
01:17:32It'll be too late.
01:17:33L-A-D, whatever it is.
01:17:36Look.
01:17:38I've come such a long way.
01:17:40I've got so close.
01:17:42Oh, my condolences.
01:17:54Do you mind?
01:17:55Right.
01:17:56Which is the Calcatex bridge?
01:17:57Yeah.
01:17:58That one?
01:17:59Yeah.
01:18:00Right.
01:18:01Oh, Lord.
01:18:02What's the matter?
01:18:03I'll get a ticket on board.
01:18:04I'll get a ticket on board.
01:18:05Oh!
01:18:06Look at that now!
01:18:07What's going on?
01:18:08Go without me!
01:18:09Ahim, take the Vesna local.
01:18:10Aye?
01:18:11The Vesna local, a different roof.
01:18:12You will reach Calcutta 12 hours before the express.
01:18:14The local gets to Calcutta 12 hours before the express does.
01:18:15India, aye?
01:18:16Ha-ha-ha!
01:18:17Where is it?
01:18:18Over here.
01:18:19Oh!
01:18:20Oh!
01:18:21Oh!
01:18:22Oh!
01:18:23Oh!
01:18:24Oh!
01:18:25Oh!
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01:18:42Oh!
01:18:43Oh!
01:18:44Oh!
01:18:51Oh!
01:18:52A piece of clubs.
01:18:54My trick gentlemen.
01:24:48Is it possible you're a man of heart after all?
01:25:18We'll look around.
01:25:24The place is surrounded by guards.
01:25:26There's no chance.
01:25:54They're going into an eye.
01:26:24The place is passed by two.
01:26:31I feel he's left us.
01:26:33All right.
01:26:42You're a big broke hat.
01:26:49Where are you going?
01:26:54You're a big broke out.
01:27:13Satsang with Mooji
01:27:43Satsang with Mooji
01:28:13Satsang with Mooji
01:28:43Satsang with Mooji
01:29:13Satsang with Mooji
01:29:43Satsang with Mooji
01:29:55Satsang with Mooji
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