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00:00:00You
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:53Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:55Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kali ini aku mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:31Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:38Cuma perek kot-kotkan yang nama Instagram-nya dia enggak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Cik!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Darang-darang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Besar di situ.
00:11:58Beran.
00:12:01Beneran?
00:12:06Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih!
00:12:27Bisa gak sih ngomong-ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Itu bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Ngomong kemana sih?
00:12:35Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Apa-apa kan sih, Yuk.
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:53Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali ngomong-ngomong baik-baik.
00:13:00Kok apa?
00:13:01Aku gak aku salah tuh, omongnya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:04Yaudah!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:06Sampai dulu dong!
00:13:09Apa itu dong, saya maaf.
00:13:10Saya maaf.
00:13:11Aku minta maaf ya.
00:13:11Saya...
00:13:12Saya...
00:13:12Saya...
00:13:12Saya...
00:13:12Berapa?
00:13:13Lepas!
00:13:13Saya benci sama kamu!
00:13:15What?
00:13:17I love you, brother.
00:13:47I'm just going to hang out with this because I love you so much to you.
00:14:05You don't want to sing.
00:14:08What's up?
00:14:09What's up?
00:14:10You don't want to sing.
00:14:12Happy birthday to you.
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday.
00:14:22Happy birthday.
00:14:24Happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:27Love you.
00:14:29Thank you, Ibu.
00:14:31I wish.
00:14:32If you're the only one that you're looking for, I'm going to sing.
00:14:38I'm going to sing.
00:14:40I'm going to sing.
00:14:42Don't get sick until you feel sick.
00:14:46Happy birthday to you.
00:14:47Cause you'll sing.
00:14:48Bye.
00:14:54Peace.
00:14:56Peace.
00:14:58Peace.
00:14:59Peace.
00:15:00Peace.
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00:15:15I
00:15:17Tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian
00:15:19Terus ibu pikir
00:15:21Ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak
00:15:23Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:25Kangen
00:15:27Gimana sih
00:15:29Abis nilatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh
00:15:31Oh
00:15:33Loh
00:15:35Kenapa sih kau berantakan banget nih
00:15:37Hah?
00:15:39Jangan aku nangga, gak usah dong
00:15:41Gak enak kan cuma berantakan
00:15:43Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat
00:15:45Nanti, nanti sih biar
00:15:47Udah deh
00:15:48Kalo gitu
00:15:49Tolong ya Proto
00:15:50Koper ibu dibawa masuk
00:15:51Ya
00:15:53Mau apaan nilai lu?
00:15:54Iya ibu haus banget nih
00:15:58Ija
00:15:59Ija
00:16:01Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija 2 bulan lalu
00:16:05Balik ke kampungnya soalnya mengurusin
00:16:07Bapaknya sakit
00:16:09Oh bu
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja disini bu
00:16:14Hmm
00:16:17Sebelumnya
00:16:18Kamu tuh kerja dimana?
00:16:19Di Departemen Store bu
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat stiker gitu yang
00:16:24Selamat datang di teman sponsor kami
00:16:26Bila anda belanja hari ini
00:16:27Besok anda akan mendapatkan
00:16:29Cuma 90%
00:16:33Terus itu
00:16:35Itu
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja bu
00:16:39Iya bu
00:16:40Aku muda ikut-ikutan teman
00:16:41Tapi sekarang
00:16:42Gak usah hilang sakit lagi bu
00:16:44Gak usah
00:16:46Gak usah
00:16:47Gak usah
00:16:48Gak usah
00:16:49Gak usah
00:16:50Ibu duduk aja
00:16:51Duduk-duduk
00:16:52Serhat dulu
00:16:53Capek kan pasti Mbak Yani
00:16:54Boleh tolong itu koper ibu
00:16:55Boleh-boleh
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya
00:16:57Iya pak
00:16:58Aku bikinin teh ya
00:16:59Gak usah ya
00:17:00Gak usah ya
00:17:01Gak usah ya
00:17:02Gak usah
00:17:05Ibu kok tu mben sendirian
00:17:09Dimas mana
00:17:10Porote seayair spoken
00:17:12аниемass
00:17:20Bu
00:17:22Ibu
00:17:26Ibu
00:17:27Hello, Ibu. Ibu, where are you, Ibu?
00:17:32Hmm, I don't know.
00:17:35I just got to go to the house.
00:17:37I need to go to the house.
00:17:43Sayang, can I help you?
00:17:45I don't know.
00:17:47I don't know, I want to take the tea.
00:17:49Yeah, I don't know.
00:17:51I don't know.
00:17:53Ibu?
00:17:54Ibu sepuh mau dudikin sama apa?
00:17:56Dikinin deh.
00:18:00Bapak?
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang-kurang aku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:04Ya, nggak bisa dong.
00:18:06Itu ibunya bapak ya?
00:18:08Ya ibunya bapak.
00:18:10Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:11Cantik ya, nggak kayak bapak.
00:18:13Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya bapak kan ganteng, pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba.
00:18:18Ya kamu bikin aja kamu coba, bapak.
00:18:20Kenapa kamu nggak ngomong sendiri?
00:18:21Tapi kok nggak pernah kesini ya, bu?
00:18:25Iya, saya lagi sakit.
00:18:26Jadi setelan bahaya dirumah terus.
00:18:27Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:29Waduh.
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, bu.
00:18:36Kamu ngapain aku sama enggak?
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:40Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:41Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:43Bener-bener tau ya.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja ke mikirannya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tahinya bu nggak terlalu manis
00:18:49karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalau bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis sih, pak ya.
00:18:54Iya, bapak kan suka yang manis-manis.
00:18:56Saya suka yang mbak ditidurin.
00:18:58Ini gua tanya.
00:18:59Ah.
00:19:00Makasih bu.
00:19:01Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:02Enggak ada yang enakin.
00:19:03Yang virus.
00:19:04Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:05Tapi heran ya.
00:19:06Orang gitu.
00:19:07Susah banget diatur.
00:19:08Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:09Eh, tetap ada perempuan.
00:19:10Eh, tetap ada perempuan.
00:19:11Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:12Ah, bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:13Nah, bapak kan kalau.
00:19:14Coba bisa ditutup di rumah.
00:19:15Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:16Enggak ada yang enakin.
00:19:17Yang virus.
00:19:18Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:20Tapi heran ya.
00:19:22Orang gitu.
00:19:23Susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:26Eh, tetap ada perempuan.
00:19:28Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:30Ah.
00:19:31Bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:33Sorry, I'm sorry.
00:19:35I'm sorry to watch TV, I'm sorry to watch.
00:19:40Yuck,
00:19:41jaman ibu dulu tuh ya,
00:19:43berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Ya itu di koran pagi.
00:19:47Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:51Laiki setiap jam,
00:19:54beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:57Pihai tuh gimana gak ibu stress?
00:20:03Ibu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:07Mau ngomong apa sih?
00:20:09Hmm?
00:20:11Hmm?
00:20:13Hmm?
00:20:15Hmm?
00:20:17Hmm?
00:20:19Hmm?
00:20:21Hmm?
00:20:23Hmm?
00:20:25Hmm?
00:20:27Hmm?
00:20:29Hmm?
00:20:31Ah?
00:20:37Hmm?
00:20:38Hmm?
00:20:39Kelas Mbantik kita bulan depan aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:41Situasinya masih gak apa-apa, Nusuf.
00:20:43Gak apa-apa.
00:20:45Eh?
00:20:46Soalnya kan kita nunggu lalu banget kelas itu.
00:20:49Gak.
00:20:51Tak apa-apa, kan kita juga harus dikirim kesehatan kita.
00:20:53Ya Tok?
00:20:55No problem.
00:20:56No problem.
00:21:01I'll go to the house of my house, so I can rest.
00:21:04Okay, can I?
00:21:15I'll leave you alone, I'll help you.
00:21:19I'll help you first.
00:21:21I'm happy to see you.
00:21:23I'll leave you alone.
00:21:27Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32But Yora,
00:21:34tetangga Ibu itu,
00:21:36cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:38Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:40Ya tapi gak tujuh juga, Bu.
00:21:42Itu cucu apa ternah sih?
00:21:44Gak apa-apa, satu juga ibu seneng kok.
00:21:46Yaudah lah.
00:21:48Kalau gitu,
00:21:50langsung dulu ya.
00:21:52Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:54Tunggu kode.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:56Pasti.
00:21:57Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:58Iya.
00:21:59Kalau perlu, ngantar.
00:22:00Nah itu.
00:22:05Udah selesai.
00:22:06Ibu capek nih.
00:22:08Mau melurusin buku gue.
00:22:10Iya.
00:22:11Emang ibu gak laper?
00:22:13Laper lah.
00:22:15Pastikan gue makan.
00:22:17Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:19Ingat kan?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:22Mau banget.
00:22:24Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:26Khas.
00:22:27Khas.
00:22:28Emang, Ami.
00:22:29Ya.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:33Ayu.
00:22:34Ya sayang?
00:22:35Ah.
00:22:40Oke Bu, udah saya catat semua.
00:22:42Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya dadah semua, Bu.
00:22:46Ibu gak mau paham.
00:22:52Oke siap, Bu.
00:22:54Eh Bu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:56Tuh.
00:22:57Udah abis.
00:22:58Abis.
00:22:59Aduh.
00:23:00Saya belum kata emang i.
00:23:01Kamu gak ada cash room yang saya pincang.
00:23:03Gak cukup.
00:23:04Uang saya, Bu.
00:23:05Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:06Nah siap sana, kalau gak ibu makan apa aja yang ada di kulkas?
00:23:16Tolongnya mana?
00:23:18Gak.
00:23:20Berapa?
00:23:22Beratus.
00:23:23Beratus.
00:23:28Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:33Kes.
00:23:34Belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto ayam.
00:23:37Ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:39Ayu.
00:23:40Ayu.
00:23:44Aku rasanya bukan kebetulan, Yuk.
00:23:46Coba kamu pikir deh.
00:23:47Pas kamu mau pergi, ibu tiba-tiba datang.
00:23:50Mau nginep di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, Yuk.
00:23:55Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:59Aku rasanya ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita gak boleh cerai.
00:24:02Tuhan.
00:24:04Pertanda dari Tuhan kamu bilang.
00:24:07Iya.
00:24:08Salah Jum'at 3-11 kali aja ngomongin Tuhan kamu.
00:24:11Atau kamu mientot sama aja, inget gak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:22Gak usah pegawam sayang, Kak.
00:24:23Udah di situ.
00:24:24Yuk, please deh.
00:24:25Tiga hari.
00:24:40Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:45Aku pergi.
00:24:47Bu.
00:24:48Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:49Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:24:50Itu ada orang kelurahan ngider.
00:24:51Pak.
00:24:52Rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:24:53Tuh, tuh.
00:24:54Disegel.
00:24:55Pak.
00:24:56Pak sebentar, Pak.
00:24:57Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:24:58Kok disegel, Pak?
00:24:59Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak.
00:25:00Ya.
00:25:01Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:02Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gini ya?
00:25:03Waduh.
00:25:04Gak tau juga ya, Bu.
00:25:05Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:06Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:07Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:08Pak.
00:25:09Aduh, mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:10Bu.
00:25:11Bu.
00:25:12Bu.
00:25:13Bu.
00:25:14Bu.
00:25:15Bu.
00:25:16Bu.
00:25:17Bu.
00:25:18Bu.
00:25:19Bu.
00:25:20Bu.
00:25:21Bu.
00:25:22Bu.
00:25:23Bu.
00:25:24Bu.
00:25:25Bu.
00:25:26Bu.
00:25:27Bu.
00:25:28Bu.
00:25:29Bu.
00:25:30Bu.
00:25:31Bu.
00:25:32Bu.
00:25:33Bu.
00:25:34Bu.
00:25:35Bu.
00:25:36Bu.
00:25:37Bu.
00:25:38Bu.
00:25:39Bu.
00:25:40Bu.
00:25:41Bu.
00:25:42Bu.
00:25:43Bu.
00:25:44Bu.
00:25:45Bu.
00:25:46Bu.
00:25:47Bu.
00:25:48Bu.
00:25:49Bu.
00:25:50Bu.
00:25:51Bu.
00:25:52Bu.
00:25:53Bu.
00:25:54Bu.
00:25:55Bu.
00:25:56Bu.
00:25:57Bu.
00:25:58Bu.
00:25:59Bu.
00:26:00Bu.
00:26:01Hey, where are Ayu?
00:26:19Yeah.
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hmm.
00:26:24Maybe in the room.
00:26:26Yeah, I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:31Why are you doing this?
00:26:34Huh?
00:26:35This is the job.
00:26:40Mas, I haven't met you.
00:26:43I'm not strong.
00:26:46Let me know.
00:26:49I don't want to be here.
00:26:51I want to be with Mas Bambang.
00:26:55I want to leave.
00:26:58What?
00:27:00Apa?
00:27:01Kelu.. keluar?
00:27:06Mas Bambang!
00:27:09I'm going to go to the floor.
00:27:39I think I made a joke, I didn't come to you.
00:27:41You're in the same way.
00:27:44I'm alone, I'm afraid.
00:27:46You're in the same way now, please.
00:27:49You can't, darling.
00:27:51You're alone alone, you're safe.
00:27:53You're in the same way.
00:27:55But I'm afraid I'm alone.
00:27:58If I'm alone, then people in my apartment,
00:28:04I'm going to be zombie.
00:28:07Anya, virusnya virus flu, bukan virus zombie.
00:28:12Jadi kalau kamu karantina di ruangan sendiri,
00:28:14itu nggak apa-apa, Aman.
00:28:18Tapi tetap aja, aku takut.
00:28:21Kamu sini doang, please.
00:28:24Oke, biar kamu tenang, aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:29Ngapain ya?
00:28:30Enches aku nggak bisa ke situ.
00:28:31Rumah aku aja sekel.
00:28:33Oh iya.
00:28:34Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:38Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:40Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh enggak enggak enggak enggak.
00:28:43Jangan gila.
00:28:44Awww, aduh kayang nyalain video call-nya.
00:28:48Cuma dengan cara ini doang aku bisa tenang.
00:28:52Ayo, makanya kamu ngedance sekarang.
00:28:54Oke.
00:28:55Oke.
00:28:56Sekarang banget nih?
00:28:58Iya.
00:28:59Ya.
00:29:00Oke.
00:29:01Uh, ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:06Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:29:26Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:29:40Eh mas, kamu nggak kerja ya?
00:29:43Bos itu kan bilang cepat, lockdown.
00:29:45Aku langsung naik konjek ke sini.
00:29:47Aku nunggu.
00:29:49Ya tapi konekat.
00:29:50Mas, aku nunggu.
00:29:51Tapi konekat sih.
00:29:53Cinta nih, cinta tanpa pengorbanan bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:29:59Bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:02Hahaha.
00:30:03Kind of romantic.
00:30:05We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:08I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:11Cause we can fly and then we make up.
00:30:14Yes.
00:30:15Kamu sweet banget.
00:30:17Pasti mau minta jatuh.
00:30:19Lo iya dong.
00:30:21Kan balance.
00:30:22Ruhani.
00:30:23Just money.
00:30:25Hahaha.
00:30:26Ayo, nunggu.
00:30:27Masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:29Ya, masuk.
00:30:31Iya bu, iya bu, iya bu, iya bu.
00:30:33Nah ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri, bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya bu.
00:30:41Guys, lockdown.
00:30:44Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:46Tuh.
00:30:48Ibu.
00:30:49Dah.
00:30:50Ini ibu kan nggak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:52Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya, kasihan dia leper.
00:30:55Iya bu, nanti Yani lihat ya.
00:30:57Di kulkas ada apa aja.
00:30:59Ya.
00:31:01Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya bu, iya bu.
00:31:04Tenang, bu.
00:31:06Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:10Masak itu tidak mudah, bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:14Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sebon.
00:31:18Gitu, bu.
00:31:19Enak.
00:31:20Yaudah tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kasihan.
00:31:22Iya bu, iya bu.
00:31:32Kamu diresek dan tinggalin ke Andalem sembarangan.
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:38Hah?
00:31:38Selana dalem?
00:31:42Selana dalem apa sih?
00:31:45Selana dalem kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku.
00:31:48Ayu pakai mobil aku.
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:51Sekarang berantem.
00:31:53Hah?
00:31:54Masa sih aku nggak pernah lo ninggalin selana dalem.
00:31:57Enggak orang ada namanya ini.
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain selana dalem aku.
00:32:03Kayaknya kamu tahu.
00:32:05Aku jarang pakai celana dalem.
00:32:07Ini hanya tuh.
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, Broto.
00:32:11Ayo kamu ngakul nama aku.
00:32:13Itu selana dalem siapa?
00:32:15Kamu selingkuh lagi, Broto.
00:32:18Tunggu.
00:32:20Tunggu.
00:32:21Tunggu.
00:32:22Iya bu.
00:32:23Terima kasih ya.
00:32:24Ya.
00:32:25Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:26Mandi bu.
00:32:28Oh.
00:32:30Eh.
00:32:31Ibu tuh kepikiran lo.
00:32:33Kamu pernah nggak tuh pereksain terus?
00:32:36Pernah.
00:32:37Kamu nggak ngomong ginian sih?
00:32:39Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:42Gimana tuh kalau pelurnya kosong?
00:32:44Eh kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:46Ada.
00:32:47Belurnya ada.
00:32:48Ada.
00:32:49Ada.
00:32:50Ada.
00:32:51Udah.
00:32:52Udah.
00:32:53Udah.
00:32:54Udah.
00:32:55Iya.
00:32:56Tapi cek ya?
00:32:57Iya.
00:32:58Bener ya?
00:32:59Iya ibu.
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampai ibu tahu.
00:33:06Makanya jangan berisik nih mas kita.
00:33:12Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:14Apakah?
00:33:16Eh eh eh eh eh.
00:33:19Aduh.
00:33:20Aduh.
00:33:21Aduh.
00:33:22Aduh.
00:33:23Let's go baby.
00:33:24Gak bisa.
00:33:25Hah.
00:33:26Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak buat ibu sepuh.
00:33:29Gak bisa gak bisa.
00:33:31Atuh, I'm going to do this or here?
00:33:34I'm going to do this.
00:33:35But I can't find you, I'm going to find you.
00:33:36You're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.
00:33:39So, don't talk to me.
00:33:41Let's go here, let's go here.
00:33:42Why are you going to do this?
00:33:44Let's go to the place.
00:33:45Let's wait for me to come.
00:33:48I'm going to sit here.
00:33:50Shh, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:33:54Let's go.
00:33:55Let's go.
00:34:00Let's go.
00:34:05Why are you so happy?
00:34:08Ah.
00:34:09So happy?
00:34:11Oh my God.
00:34:18What do we have?
00:34:24Mbak Yanni, why are you still there?
00:34:29Well Bu, when Yanni came to the side of the side, I was really excited to see Yanni.
00:34:36Seriously, Bu.
00:34:43Ibu, you want to go where?
00:34:45Hmm...
00:34:48Maka belakang, sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang kalo disini.
00:34:51Saya mau balesin chat ke customer.
00:34:56Eh Bu, Bu.
00:34:58Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Riani.
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya dead.
00:35:03Ambiar, Bu.
00:35:04Aduh, marah.
00:35:06Aduh, mah.
00:35:07Iya, iya.
00:35:11Mbak Yanni,
00:35:13Nanti kalo misalnya ibu tanya saya dimana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:17Oh gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Ya, Bu.
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalo aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:36Mbak Yanni itu punya siapa?
00:35:39Nah itu.
00:35:43Yann.
00:35:47Telor, dede.
00:35:48Telor.
00:35:49Ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:52Yanni dantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:57Ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:35:59Ya ini, Bu.
00:36:00Yang cepet ya telor.
00:36:01Kambing?
00:36:02Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:03Kalo kambing kan terpedo, Bu.
00:36:06Telornya.
00:36:07Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:10Bu.
00:36:11Aduh.
00:36:12Itu loh.
00:36:13Buat beroto.
00:36:14Biar macos kalo buat am-am.
00:36:15Am-am.
00:36:16Am-am.
00:36:17Am-am ya.
00:36:18Uyeh uyeh kali, Bu.
00:36:19Apa sih tuh ya uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:23Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalo belanja, Yan.
00:36:26Iya, Bu.
00:36:27Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:30Kambing, toge.
00:36:31Ya.
00:36:32Terus kalo buat buat ayu, kecu sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Soalnya ibu udah pengen tuh gak cucu.
00:36:40Oh alah, untuk itu.
00:36:41Yanni paham, Bu.
00:36:42Kalo itu, Bu.
00:36:43Mendingan Yanni kenalin aja sama temen-temen.
00:36:45Yanni di kampung bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:36:48Pake apa dia?
00:36:49Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak bawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga bawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:55Ah, enggak mungkin.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap.
00:37:02Terus kalo buat ibu ya, omelet aja.
00:37:04Siap.
00:37:05Tapi tambah susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, Bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama ibu.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:16Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yanni belum liat ibu Ayu dimana, Bu.
00:37:21Dari tadi.
00:37:22Dari tadi.
00:37:23Dari?
00:37:24Di yang wordt ditemukan tadi dan beganin.
00:37:26Y eh?
00:37:33Amin.
00:37:35Dari Liebe.
00:37:36Dari la respect.
00:37:38Oh, my God.
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:38Oh, my God.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:38Oh, my God.
00:39:40Oh, my God.
00:39:44Oh, my God.
00:39:48Oh, my God.
00:39:50Oh, my God.
00:39:52Oh, my God.
00:39:54Oh, my God.
00:39:56Oh, my God.
00:40:00Oh, my God.
00:40:02Oh, my God.
00:40:04Oh, my God.
00:40:06Oh, my God.
00:40:08Oh, my God.
00:40:10Oh, my God.
00:40:12Oh, my God.
00:40:14Oh, my God.
00:40:16Oh, my God.
00:40:18Oh, my God.
00:40:20Oh, my God.
00:40:22Oh, my God.
00:40:24Oh, my God.
00:40:28Oh, my God.
00:40:30Oh, my God.
00:40:32Oh, my God.
00:40:34Oh, my God.
00:40:36Oh, my God.
00:40:38Oh, my God.
00:40:40Oh, my God.
00:40:42Oh, my God.
00:40:44Oh, my God.
00:40:46Lock Down selesai saja, Mas.
00:40:48Aman deh, Aman.
00:40:50Then, how do you do it?
00:40:54What do you want to go to bed?
00:40:55How do you want to go to bed?
00:40:56If you want to go to bed, it's easy, Mas.
00:41:00Then, you can go to bed just a while.
00:41:02When everyone's sleeping,
00:41:03if there's no one, it's safe.
00:41:06How do you do it?
00:41:08I want to go to bed.
00:41:09I want to go to bed.
00:41:10I want to go to bed, but calm down.
00:41:12I want to go to bed.
00:41:14I want to go to bed.
00:41:16No, no, no, no.
00:41:17Let's go to bed.
00:41:19I can't see any more.
00:41:20When comes?
00:41:21I want to go home.
00:41:23plat Magicanas.
00:41:32I want to go home the day.
00:41:43Um, let me go.
00:42:14Bapak, Aduh.
00:42:19Ini Ibu.
00:42:23Iya, Bu. Bentar, Bu.
00:42:26Bawang.
00:42:28Iya, iya.
00:42:29Bangun, bangun. Bangun.
00:42:31Ibu, ibu.
00:42:37Bangun, Ibu.
00:42:38Selamat pagi.
00:42:44Hei, Ibu.
00:42:45Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Selamat ya.
00:42:52Terima kasih, Ibu.
00:42:54Ini, teh ginseng.
00:42:56Ini ada rumah-rumahnya loh.
00:42:59Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:01Kalau ini, Ayu, ini juga.
00:43:05Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:07Kalau rotinya, terus buat kamu.
00:43:11Makasih ya.
00:43:12Makasih, Bu.
00:43:15Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:18Aduh, duh.
00:43:19Nggak usah.
00:43:22Ini serius loh.
00:43:23Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:31Ini tuh penting.
00:43:32Ya.
00:43:33Ini, ini bukan porno.
00:43:36Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:38Kamu, ya.
00:43:39Kamu tuh, Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:42Nah, brotonya yang di atas.
00:43:45Gitu loh.
00:43:47Hah?
00:43:48Udah.
00:43:49Bu contoh ini ya.
00:43:50Eh, eh, Bu. Jangan, jangan.
00:43:51Bu, ayo.
00:43:52Apa yang saya contoh?
00:43:53Udah, sebentar.
00:43:54Aduh.
00:43:55Biar ngerti.
00:44:00Nih ya.
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:06Supaya semuanya tuh bisa berenang untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:14Dah.
00:44:16Bisa nggak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:20Ayu, ayo.
00:44:20Itu tadi ibu ajari.
00:44:22Ayu, coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:37Toto.
00:44:38Kamu tuh, jangan diem aja.
00:44:41Sini-sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:44Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:45Gini.
00:44:47Gini.
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:51Kehangatan tangan kamu itu, itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:44:59Ah.
00:45:00Terus.
00:45:01Kamu ajak ngobrol.
00:45:04Ajak ngobrol.
00:45:06Gini.
00:45:08Gini.
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Dede.
00:45:11Halo.
00:45:12Berenang, berenang.
00:45:13Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:14Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:15Iya.
00:45:16Abis itu kamu doa, ya.
00:45:18Nanti deh, ibu WN kamu ya, doanya.
00:45:22Ya.
00:45:22Aku tahu dari mana sih kayak beginian.
00:45:24Udah lah, kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya.
00:45:26Iya, iya.
00:45:26Ya.
00:45:27Ah.
00:45:28Yoh.
00:45:28Gini.
00:45:31Iya.
00:45:32Udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:34Iya, iya, diperantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:36Masa ibu nonton di sini.
00:45:37Tuh.
00:45:38Masa?
00:45:38Iya.
00:45:39Masa sekarang?
00:45:40Iya, makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:43Biasalah.
00:45:44Ya.
00:45:44Ya, hilang.
00:45:46Yowis.
00:45:47Iya.
00:45:47Pokoknya ibu cepat-cepat cucu ya dari kalian ya.
00:45:51Malah.
00:45:54Aduh.
00:46:04Sub indo by broth3rmax
00:46:18Baik.
00:46:19Baik.
00:46:22Baik.
00:46:24Baik.
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00:46:30Baik.
00:46:30Baik.
00:46:31Baik.
00:46:32Baik.
00:46:34...
00:46:41Roto Adi Sutejo!
00:46:45Paham ga ada kabarnya tiba-tiba telepon.
00:46:47Gua tau nih, pasti lagi ada maunya nih.
00:46:50Ya ga?
00:46:51Lagi ga pingin bahasa-bahasa ini.
00:46:53Emang gua ada maunya.
00:46:54Gua mau nagi hutang Budi lu sama gua.
00:46:56Pentang Budi?
00:46:57Kapan?
00:46:58Oh.
00:47:00Perlu gua ingetin nih.
00:47:01Duit-duit lu ya, unless panggap pesawat gua.
00:47:03Ya?
00:47:04But you're going to be a part of it too, how are you going to pay attention to it?
00:47:09Can I tell you?
00:47:10I need help you, you're serious?
00:47:12What?
00:47:13What about you?
00:47:15Okay, so...
00:47:18Can you check your phone?
00:47:20Check your phone number and send your phone to you.
00:47:23I'm going to go.
00:47:24Yeah, who else?
00:47:26Hey, I'm back.
00:47:27If you're going to go to me, I'm going to help you.
00:47:29I believe you?
00:47:30What?
00:47:32You want me to go?
00:47:33Oh, okay, okay.
00:47:35Tunggu 1-2 jam ya.
00:47:37Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:39Okay.
00:48:03Ayo!
00:48:04Ayo!
00:48:05Ayo!
00:48:05Ayo!
00:48:06Ayo!
00:48:07Ayo!
00:48:08Ayo!
00:48:09Ayo!
00:48:10Ayo!
00:48:11Ayo!
00:48:12Ayo!
00:48:13Ayo!
00:48:14Ayo!
00:48:15Ayo!
00:48:16Ayo!
00:48:17Ayo!
00:48:18Ayo!
00:48:19Ayo!
00:48:20Ayo!
00:48:21Ayo!
00:48:22Ayo!
00:48:23Ayo!
00:48:24What?
00:48:25Apa sih kamu?
00:48:33Sini!
00:48:34Apa sih Bro mu?
00:48:35Oh, relationate.
00:48:36Di situ tuh.
00:48:37Ya kan?
00:48:38Di situ semua rahasianya, bener ya?
00:48:40Hm?
00:48:44What are you talking about?
00:48:46I'm interacting.
00:48:51Ton!
00:48:53Do you have a phone call?
00:48:55Yes, I have a phone call.
00:48:57Yes.
00:48:59What's the phone call?
00:49:01Do you have a phone call in front of Ayu?
00:49:03You're in front of Ayu.
00:49:04Yes, let me hear you.
00:49:06So you...
00:49:08So you're asking Anton to help me?
00:49:10Yes?
00:49:11Why are you afraid?
00:49:12Why are you afraid?
00:49:13Just a minute.
00:49:14Wait a minute.
00:49:15You're not afraid.
00:49:17That's crazy.
00:49:19I'm Kearling.
00:49:20You're sorry!
00:49:22The inner inner inner inner you're not talking about it.
00:49:25But you themselves.
00:49:27In that way we can do it, I'm the one who's wrong.
00:49:29I'm the one who's wrong!
00:49:30Why are you afraid of that?
00:49:32Why are you supposed to be sure?
00:49:34This is your true news!
00:49:35What the news?
00:49:36Ton!
00:49:37Oh, there is a phone call.
00:49:40Nah
00:49:41Tanta Lu, Tanta Lu, Tanta Lu, Tenang, Tenang, Sabar, Sabar
00:49:43Terus?
00:49:44Nomor itu ya, ya nomor dulu
00:49:50Denger gak?
00:49:55Tanta?
00:49:57Maksud lu gimana?
00:49:59Kok nomor gua?
00:50:00Ya iya, kan lu tanya sama gua
00:50:02Satu nomor yang sering lepon keluar matup ini lu
00:50:04Ya nomornya nomor dulu
00:50:06Iya gua lakinya kalo nomor gua bilang aja gak ada
00:50:09Tanta Lu, Tanta Lu, Tanta Lu, Tanta Lu, Tanta Lu
00:50:17Kau tuh sampah
00:50:20Gak lama lagi aku gak harus berurusan sama kamu
00:50:30Mas, sayangku
00:50:33Ma'lu, ma'lu, ma'lu
00:50:35Iyihi
00:50:37Nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom ni
00:50:41Iyi mas
00:50:42Mantau
00:50:43Ayo
00:50:45Itu toge
00:50:46Kasih Keju
00:50:56was to try to do a mistake for being a nice
00:51:01I'm going to eat now
00:51:04I want to pick up
00:51:06I want to make you a nice corner
00:51:11I want to make it Rami instant and coffee
00:51:13I'm gonna do this
00:51:15it's really good
00:51:17right
00:51:17but I did
00:51:22I'm not even
00:51:25I had 15 jutaan mas tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta alah segitu aja kok ngomong dari awal
00:51:35beneran ya Iya tapi ngomong di bank itu riba nyalain disini kabungan don't worry tapi begini
00:51:48itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi harus ada tiba-tiba iknyan jauh tenang tak kaki jatah tapi makan
00:52:01dulu nih togenya dianggirin biar jos ada perlawanan ayo yang banyak yang banyak hanya cuma perek
00:52:10kalau kan ada nama Instagramnya biar nggak ketukar sama merek lain mana pernah aku nama Instagram aku ya
00:52:16begini kamu tahu aku jarang pake Instagramnya dalam
00:52:31apa lagi sih Ton nggak puas lo bikin malu gua sorry tentang kejadian tadi tuh bukan maksud gue tuh
00:52:37terlibak lo atau gimana-gimana tok gua punya informasi baru lupa apa lagi sih ha buruan deh hacker gua
00:52:45bilang ada satu nomor lagi di email yang sama di handphone video maksudnya gimana bini lu punya
00:52:51dua nomor lu nggak tahu enggak tahu gua satu doang dan di nomor yang satu lagi ada satu nomor yang sering
00:52:57banget dia hubungin juga gini gua gini gua Ngunung mulai sekarang ya
00:53:01Hello, man.
00:53:31Wah!
00:53:33Wah!
00:53:39Wah!
00:53:41Yo!
00:53:43Yo!
00:53:45Ayo!
00:53:47Makasih lo!
00:53:51Yo!
00:53:53Ayo!
00:53:55Apa lagi sih?
00:53:57Ngapain lo pake cuci?
00:53:59Menyembunyiin apalagi?
00:54:01Oh, tolong.
00:54:05Apa lagi?
00:54:07Kenapa?
00:54:09Gue udah punya bukti.
00:54:11Bukti? Kamu punya bukti apa?
00:54:13Nggak usah ngilas lagi daripada gue kasar sama lo!
00:54:15Berhata!
00:54:17Apa-apaan sih nih?
00:54:19Nih, menantuk sayangan ibu.
00:54:23Itu ada ibu?
00:54:25Bilang ke sana!
00:54:27Bilang apa?
00:54:29Udah ngomong habis di Broto?
00:54:31Ngomong apa?
00:54:33Ibu ngomong.
00:54:35Ayo selingkuh.
00:54:37Kamu jangan nuduh punya bukti apa enggak?
00:54:41Siapa mau kamu telpon? Anton.
00:54:43Gak malu kamu di depan ibu.
00:54:45Udah sias-sias Anton bilang nomor yang sering telepon aku itu nomor kamu.
00:54:48Nomor satunya lagi?
00:54:50Nomor yang gue gak tau?
00:54:52Ibu tau dia punya dua nomor.
00:54:54Dan nomor yang satu itu seringnya telepon siapa tau?
00:54:57Tuh ade mas tuh!
00:54:59Apa iya yuk?
00:55:01Dua tahun kamu sakitin aku, aku gak pernah ngomong apa-apa.
00:55:12Aku jatuh nama kamu.
00:55:13Aku jatuh perasaan ibu.
00:55:15Terus karena kamu nuduh aku sembarangan gini.
00:55:18Baiklah.
00:55:19Kamu ngomong apa sih?
00:55:21Ini make sense semuanya tau gak?
00:55:24Nih, celana dalem yang lo temuin itu lo sendiri yang naro kan?
00:55:29Celana dalem apa?
00:55:31Celana dalem perempuan bu.
00:55:33Pulang marah-marah minta cerai bu.
00:55:35Bilangnya apa?
00:55:36Nemuin celana dalem di mobil aku.
00:55:38Padahal nih!
00:55:39Dia yang naro sendiri.
00:55:41Drama lo!
00:55:42Drama?
00:55:43Jadi maksud kamu hanya perempuan yang kamu piara dua tahun itu aku ngarang-ngarang gitu?
00:55:49Hah?
00:55:50Ayo!
00:55:51Mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan, kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya.
00:55:56Berani gak?
00:55:58Broto.
00:55:59Ibu sudah tau semua.
00:56:00Tentang A-nya.
00:56:02Kelakuan kamu.
00:56:04Udah lama ibu tau.
00:56:06Ibu tuh diam aja karena ibu pikir ini sementara juga akan lewat.
00:56:12Ternyata kamu tuh melunjak.
00:56:13Ternyata kamu tuh melunjak.
00:56:18Ternyata kamu tuh melunjak.
00:56:19Hah?
00:56:20Ternyata kamu tuh.
00:56:21Ternyata kamu tuh melunjak.
00:56:22Ternyata kamu tuh yang bikin semua bisnes kamu tuh bisa lancar.
00:56:23Pasti banyak kok orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu minta tolong.
00:56:24Ternyata.
00:56:25Ternyata kamu tuh melunjak.
00:56:26Ternyata kamu tuh melunjak.
00:56:27Ternyata kamu tuh.
00:56:28Ternyata kamu tuh.
00:56:29Ternyata kamu tuh.
00:56:30Ternyata kamu tuh.
00:56:31Ternyata kamu tuh.
00:56:32Ternyata kamu?
00:56:37Ternyata kamu tuh?
00:56:40Kamu lupanya.
00:56:42Nama besar kakek kamu.
00:56:44Hadi Sutayjo.
00:56:45Yang bikin semua bisnes kamu tuh bisa lancar.
00:56:48Pasti banyak kok orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu minta tolong.
00:56:51Maksud.
00:56:54You're a good, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
00:56:58You're still a good boy!
00:57:00You're a bad boy!
00:57:02You're a bad boy!
00:57:04You hear me?
00:57:07You're a bad boy!
00:57:08You're a bad boy!
00:57:10You're a bad boy!
00:57:15Let's go.
00:57:17I know about you and Dimas.
00:57:24Ibu tahu?
00:57:27Ayu selain bersama Dimas, Ibu tahu?
00:57:29Gila, kan?
00:57:30Dia ngasih keluar dari Masih!
00:57:32Kamu lupa-lupa, Ibu!
00:57:38Besok, Ibu akan panggil Dimas ke sini.
00:57:41Untuk menjelaskan semuanya.
00:57:48Gak usah, Ibu.
00:57:50Gak usah dipanggil Dimas.
00:57:51Ibu kalau mau Ayu pergi sekarang dari rumah ini,
00:57:53ayo pergi, Ibu.
00:57:55Gak ada yang pergi ke mana-mana.
00:57:58Udah lah, gak usah.
00:57:59Gak usah panggil-panggil Dimas.
00:58:05Lu mau cerik?
00:58:07Mau harta, kan?
00:58:09Oke!
00:58:12Gak ada cerai-cereaan sebelum semua ini dijelaskan.
00:58:16Besok kita bicara lagi.
00:58:19Nanti malam berotoh.
00:58:21Kamu tidur sama Ibu.
00:58:26Sementara malam ini, kalian pikirkan baik-baik
00:58:29apa yang akan kalian putuskan untuk besok.
00:58:32Ibu.
00:58:44Ibu gak mau.
00:58:45Keluarga Ibu itu berantakan.
00:58:49Nyongpotnya itu susah banget jadi kayak geser.
00:58:53Gak ngerti itu dirinya gimana.
00:58:54uding biar itu...
00:58:56itu es lah.
00:58:58Ya.
00:59:00Kini dengan niat,
00:59:06setelah yang
00:59:07tentang jiwa...
01:00:08Mas gawat nih, gawat.
01:00:10Stres deh aku.
01:00:12Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Buat aku, kalau lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:17Lauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu ribet-ribet kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Cedih ya, makanya aku stres.
01:00:29Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh.
01:00:31Selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suaminya selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah.
01:00:36Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:41Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah?
01:00:43Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:44Membantuin dulu jeberintiin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:00My name is Yan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:09Yan.
01:01:11Kau minyak angin deh.
01:01:13Habis ngerok kamu.
01:01:14Ini sebenarnya minyak panah, Kak Dil.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:16Ehong.
01:01:33Ehong.
01:01:35Oh
01:01:38Oh
01:01:40Oh
01:01:42Oh
01:01:51Oh
01:01:52Oh
01:01:54Oh
01:01:56Oh
01:01:59Oh
01:02:00Oh
01:02:02Oh, I'm a lot.
01:02:10Yondo.
01:02:14I'm still working.
01:02:18Yeah, I'm just going to sleep again.
01:02:25I can't go home.
01:02:28Jakarta is still in quarantine.
01:02:30How are you doing?
01:02:35I'm healthy, my son.
01:02:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:02:45Jan?
01:02:47I need to work again.
01:02:54How are you still sleeping?
01:03:00Gak badan ya?
01:03:05Ya udah, istirahat aja.
01:03:10Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam.
01:03:14Aku bingung, Jan.
01:03:18Aku takut anak-anakku berantem udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini.
01:03:24Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu.
01:03:26Kalo Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai.
01:03:30Semoga gak ya.
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tau.
01:03:34Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur.
01:03:38Langkah kamu selanjutnya.
01:03:39Ya wis, itu aja.
01:03:47Terima kasih ya.
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini.
01:03:54Ayu ini.
01:04:12Ya udah berapa jauh...
01:04:13Oh
01:04:27Assalamualaikum
01:04:31Hey Dimas
01:04:33Hey Bu
01:04:37Ada apa sih Bu? Kok kayaknya genting banget?
01:04:40Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu
01:04:44Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:51Mas, sehat
01:04:59Mas Mambang, kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat
01:05:02Kamu kemana sih lo Bang?
01:05:04Aduh Mas, itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:10Belum
01:05:12Ya
01:05:13Eh tadi
01:05:14Ubu tua masuk sini
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:18Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:19Aduh
01:05:20Aduh
01:05:21Ya katanya
01:05:22Kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:26Aduh
01:05:27Ya itu Mas
01:05:28Gimana dong
01:05:30Aduh
01:05:31Aduh
01:05:32Aduh
01:05:33Kalo Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai
01:05:36Aku nganggur Mas
01:05:38Aduh
01:05:39Berdua dong dengan nganggur kita
01:05:41Aduh
01:05:42Aduh
01:05:43Aduh
01:05:44Aduh
01:05:45Aduh
01:05:46Aduh
01:05:47Aduh
01:05:48Aduh
01:05:49Aduh
01:05:50Aduh
01:05:51Aduh
01:05:52Aduh
01:05:53Aku nyalenginnya disini
01:05:54Aduh
01:05:55Aduh
01:05:56Aduh
01:05:57Aduh
01:05:58Aduh
01:05:59Aduh
01:06:00Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung
01:06:03Aduh
01:06:07Rata
01:06:08Kamu duluan
01:06:09Dia aja duluan lo
01:06:11Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri
01:06:13Eh kapan sih mah kebatut lo
01:06:15Aduh
01:06:16Aduh
01:06:17Stok
01:06:18Rata
01:06:19Aduh
01:06:32Aku aja yang jelasin ya Ibu
01:06:34Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:36Banyak omong di awal
01:06:38Nih
01:06:39Ini masalahnya
01:06:42Dari awal lo tuh gak pengen kalah
01:06:44Harus selalu didengar
01:06:46Harus duluan
01:06:47Harus dominan
01:06:48Dominan
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:01Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga
01:07:03Enggak eh
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimpan
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:08Biar keputusannya gak talah
01:07:09Hahaha
01:07:10Alasan
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:15Hei Ibu
01:07:16Sekarang nih
01:07:17Dia lagi nyeles
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya
01:07:19Yaitu kamu suka main perempuan
01:07:21Titik
01:07:22Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja
01:07:23Bodoh banget
01:07:24Yang jelasannya gak bikin gue kayak gini
01:07:25Ketah dong
01:07:26Kesampah
01:07:27Dikain aja
01:07:28Oh iya emang?
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja
01:07:30Hahaha
01:07:31Rencana
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:37Eh lo diem ya
01:07:38Mau nak pikir
01:07:39Lo pikir gak lo tidur dengan adek gua
01:07:41Lo lebih suci dari gua
01:07:42Oh iya
01:07:43Mas.. Mas nurut
01:07:44Eh anjing nyungan
01:07:50Dimas
01:07:51Biar aku aja yang jelasin
01:07:52Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:05Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:09Dan ternyata
01:08:11Dimas orangnya
01:08:12Dari semenjak saat itu
01:08:16Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:21Routine ngobrol
01:08:23Teleponan
01:08:26Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:29Aku juga lakuin
01:08:30Tapi sama adek kamu
01:08:32Liat kamu
01:08:34Emang dua-duanya bangsa?
01:08:35Mas.. Mas bentar lo harus dengerin dulu
01:08:37Hah?
01:08:43Dimas
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran
01:08:50Udah yuk lanjutin
01:08:52Jadi..
01:08:53Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk menikah
01:08:56Setelah aku cerai dari broto
01:09:01Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:09:07Cuma bedanya
01:09:08Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:09:11Iya
01:09:14Ya enggak lah
01:09:15Enggak enggak enggak
01:09:17Udah yang diem
01:09:20Ibu udah denger semuanya kan
01:09:22Udah jelas ini udah clear
01:09:25Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya
01:09:30Dan lo
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo
01:09:34Dan lo pergi dari sini
01:09:35Gak perlu disuruh
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin
01:09:42Bagus
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu
01:09:44Ini semua itu bohong, bu
01:09:45Ini gak bener kayak begini
01:09:46Mas, sumpah demi Allah
01:09:47Gue gak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ibu mas
01:09:50Lo denger?
01:09:51Bobo Tuhan tuh
01:09:53Sama
01:09:54Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia
01:09:56Tukang les
01:09:57Makan
01:09:59Yani
01:10:00Kesini ya
01:10:01Siap, bu
01:10:05Aku dipamil sama ibu sepuh
01:10:07Waduh
01:10:09Doain aku ya mas
01:10:12Ya
01:10:13Semangat sayang
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa
01:10:18Eh mas
01:10:19Tapi
01:10:20Kalo ini semua selesai
01:10:23Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk
01:10:24Kita nikah aja
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja
01:10:27Aku rela
01:10:28Ya
01:10:29Kalo itu aku mau
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah yanati aku
01:10:37Ya
01:10:39Yani
01:10:40Yani
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja
01:10:47Kalo urusan janji setia
01:10:50Akan aku pegang teguh
01:10:53Sampai akhir hayatku nanti
01:10:56Seperti kata
01:10:58Glenn Bradley
01:10:59Tak pernah
01:11:00Setengahan
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya mas
01:11:05Udah ganti Tom
01:11:07Hah
01:11:08Pokoknya doain aku ya
01:11:09Janji ya
01:11:10Ya ya ya ya
01:11:11Mas Bambang
01:11:12Oh
01:11:23Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum
01:11:30Ya terus
01:11:31Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum
01:11:33Oh ya jelas dong
01:11:36Ini handphone
01:11:37Sengaja saya tinggalin disini
01:11:39Waktu Bu Ayu telepon
01:11:40Ibu
01:11:42Ini
01:11:43Buah kesukaan Ibu
01:11:45Ya ibu
01:11:46Ya ibu
01:11:48Ya udah
01:11:49Yani kebelahan lagi ibu
01:11:50Ibu makan dong
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan ibu
01:11:52Nanti Yani lagi yang makan
01:11:54Ya ibu
01:11:55Ya ibu
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor
01:11:58Ini buktinya
01:12:01Aku tunggu kasih tau
01:12:03Terus
01:12:04Sejak saat itu
01:12:05Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelupain gitu
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah
01:12:12Bu
01:12:13Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini bu
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja
01:12:16Iya
01:12:17Buktinya tuh
01:12:18Bu
01:12:21Mas
01:12:23Sumpah mas
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku
01:12:26Suka ngecet aku
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat
01:12:29Katanya mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu
01:12:32Selingkul sama cewe siapa gak ngerti
01:12:35Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak
01:12:38Mbaayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa
01:12:41Sorry ya
01:12:42Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku
01:12:45Ada rasa sayang sama aku
01:12:47Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi
01:12:49Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu bu
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbaayu
01:12:54Mbaayu ngechat aku juga gak pernah bales
01:12:57Mas
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri
01:13:02Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas
01:13:03Mba
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mba
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba
01:13:10Ini angkat bagian lu hapus
01:13:12Aduh capek
01:13:13Itu udah mulus ya
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama ngecek aja deh handphonenya Mbaayu
01:13:16Oke
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus
01:13:19Di handphone Mbaayu pasti masih ada
01:13:20Gitu aja
01:13:23Ayu
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih bu
01:13:31Aku
01:13:32Ini yang salah brota gua
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin
01:13:34Aku
01:13:35Yang selingkuh dia
01:13:36Ibu
01:13:37Ini aku Ayu
01:13:38Bu
01:13:39Ibu
01:13:41Ibu
01:13:42Ibu
01:13:43Ibu
01:13:44Ibu jangan kayak gini sama ibu
01:13:47Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu
01:13:49Makanya
01:13:51Makanya
01:13:52Ibu mau biar
01:13:53Biar ini jelas
01:13:54Iya ibu
01:13:55Iya ibu
01:13:56Iya ibu
01:14:19Ibu
01:14:21Ibu
01:14:22Ibu
01:14:23Ibu
01:14:24Ibu
01:14:25Ibu
01:14:26Ibu
01:14:27Ibu
01:14:28Ibu
01:14:30Ibu
01:14:33Ibu
01:14:34Ibu
01:14:38Ibu
01:15:41Abis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang memisahin kita.
01:15:43Ini gak bener.
01:15:49Ini gak bener.
01:15:51Harusnya bukan aku yang disalahin. Harusnya berotong.
01:16:05Berotong. Berotong.
01:16:07Dimas.
01:16:09Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:15Mbak Ayu.
01:16:17Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu.
01:16:21Mbak Ayu.
01:16:22Kalo Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:25Ya.
01:16:29Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:33Kamu...
01:16:34Kamu sama aja kikak kamu ya?
01:16:38Aku gak butuh ini semua.
01:16:48Mas Broto.
01:16:50Ibu.
01:16:52Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu.
01:16:54Itu.
01:16:56Ibu liat mas Broto.
01:16:57Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:03Mas Broto.
01:17:06Positif hamil.
01:17:09Ibu.
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:20Ah..
01:17:46Aku salam sendiri.
01:17:50I've never had a relationship with you.
01:17:59I've never had a relationship with you.
01:18:20I've never had a relationship with you.
01:18:25I've never had a relationship with you.
01:18:31I've never had a relationship with you.
01:18:35You and me are not true.
01:18:41You and me are a truth.
01:18:50You and me are one.
01:18:57I love you, Proto.
01:19:04Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:20Mas Bapak, masa sedi...
01:19:34Mas Bapak, masa sedi...
01:19:46Mas?
01:19:48Mas?
01:19:50Mas?
01:19:52Mas?
01:19:55No!
01:19:57Mama?
01:19:58Mama?
01:19:59Mama?
01:20:00I'm too scared.
01:20:03I'm too scared.
01:20:06Mas?
01:20:08Mama idazi...
01:20:13You
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