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00:00To be continued...
00:30We'll buy pears, then our care baskets for the villagers will be complete.
00:35Now remember...
00:36Ah! No apples!
00:38Random ground apples are a big no-no.
00:42Stay close. The marketplace is busy this time of day.
00:46Or not.
00:48Where is everyone?
00:51Hello! Fruit purifier!
00:54Huh?
00:56Hmm.
00:58Oh! What's this?
01:01In closed due to bog monster?
01:05Bog monster?
01:07Boggling, isn't it?
01:08Quiet. I don't know the bog monster, but from what I hear, he's the whole package.
01:13Ruthless, destructive, terrifyingly large.
01:17If we can convince him to join our team, we'll finally take down those princesses and get my castle back.
01:24A team?
01:26There I was, sitting in the stomach of a dragon, half digested, wondering how did the princesses manage to defeat me, Gaston?
01:36Then I realized they had something I didn't.
01:39Wits? Bravery?
01:41A team.
01:42So I gathered the meanest, most dastardly group of evildoers the world has ever seen.
01:47Once we get the bog monster to join us, those pampered petticoats won't stand a chance.
01:52The castle will be mine once again.
01:55I do like villainous camaraderie.
01:58Tell me, when will they arrive?
02:01Well, here's my punctual bunch.
02:04Right on time.
02:05Sir Hiss, allow me to introduce...
02:08Jaffar.
02:09Ursula.
02:10And the last, but certainly not least.
02:27The evil queen.
02:32Yeah, I'd call that an entrance.
02:37Yummy, look at all this delicious fruit.
03:03Once Snow White returns, we'll add the final touch to the baskets.
03:06Baskets.
03:07Pears.
03:08Still no apples allowed here.
03:09I can't wait to pass these out to the villagers.
03:15Thanks for letting us use your frying pan to cook these delicious snacks.
03:19No problem.
03:20I've upgraded to a deadlier weapon.
03:22Can't wait to see this bad boy in action.
03:27The evil evil is here.
03:28But we have baskets.
03:29Baskets must wait.
03:30There's a bog monster.
03:31Everyone's fled the marketplace.
03:32Well, that's disappointing.
03:35Lock the doors!
03:36Fatten down the benches!
03:38Evil is here.
03:39But we have baskets.
03:41Baskets must wait.
03:42There's a bog monster!
03:44Everyone's fled the marketplace.
03:46Oh, no!
03:47We have to help the villagers.
03:48I'm afraid that's not all, Rapunzel.
03:51Gaston is back with a team of villains to take over the castle.
03:55They're at the marketplace trying to recruit the aforementioned bog monster right now.
04:00They were out of pairs, by the way.
04:03We can't let that happen.
04:04This castle is a place for doing good.
04:06And Gaston is up to no good.
04:08Who's with him?
04:09A truly terrible group.
04:11Jafar, Ursula, Sir Hiss.
04:15Wait, who is Sir Hiss again?
04:17And, oh, hold me, the evil queen.
04:22It took a pointy ship to take down Ursula before.
04:26The five of us are strong, but this might be bigger than us.
04:30Literally.
04:31Then maybe we need a bigger team.
04:35Oh, I know just who can help us.
04:38Magic mirror?
04:39No, white.
04:41What can I do?
04:42I am but a lowly mirror, powerless against the evil queen.
04:50You're right.
04:51And if she storms this castle and sees you hanging out here with me.
04:57Sorry.
04:58Just trying something new.
05:01I have an idea after all.
05:04I thought you might.
05:06Three princesses come to mind.
05:09Here he goes.
05:10When banded in unity, you will find, make your team stronger still, to defeat the villains at their will.
05:21Her name means beauty, but her mind, most of all, will defeat Gaston when villains...
05:28Oh, which name means beauty?
05:31Bell.
05:33Oh.
05:34Wow.
05:34This is some book.
05:36Freshly awakened from years of slumber, her unbridled energy will bring the thunder.
05:45Aurora.
05:46Aurora.
05:47A room full of princesses.
05:50Tell me this isn't a dream.
05:52Resourceful and compassionate are two of the clues that suit this princess and her glass-soled shoes.
06:03Shoes?
06:03Anyone?
06:04No?
06:06Cinderella.
06:11Oh, dear.
06:12No, no, no, no.
06:13You don't need that here.
06:16Oh, I don't use this broom to sweep.
06:19After all, why tidy when you can do this?
06:25You are exactly what we need to clean the situation up.
06:29You should see what I can do with a bucket.
06:31Is that why you brought me here?
06:33Because I'll need that bucket.
06:36The domesticated defense drills will have to wait.
06:39You have all been called, nay, summoned on official royal princess duty.
06:46The evil villain Gaston and a group of no-good nasties are coming this way, and we need your help.
06:53Gaston?
06:54Of course I'll help you.
06:56I'll help, too.
06:57Cinderella, will you help us?
06:59Let's bibbidi-bobbidi do this.
07:04We'll work on a catchphrase.
07:06Friends!
07:08Baddies!
07:08Lousy men!
07:09Lend me your shit!
07:10All right, where is this castle?
07:13I'm ready to fillet some princesses.
07:16That's the energy we need, Ursula.
07:18The invitation also mentioned an all-powerful bog monster.
07:22And lunch.
07:23Boggy will be along momentarily.
07:26So are men to wait?
07:27Of course not, your majesty.
07:30I thought we'd start with a few team-building exercises.
07:33Not my bad.
07:35Dibs on the end.
07:38Love your enthusiasm!
07:40Jafar!
07:42Who is this cut-rate cobra?
07:44I'm Sahis.
07:46Sahis!
07:47An excellent second-in-command.
07:49Right-hand man.
07:50Assistant.
07:50Sidekick.
07:51Accomplice.
07:52Arran-boy.
07:52Goal-less.
07:53And poor guy, shoulder to cry on, despite his lack of shoulders.
08:00Whatever you need.
08:01Oh, this is awkward.
08:03These days, I work alone.
08:06Incumberant fools.
08:07Meet at the dress shop in an hour!
08:09For mistrust falls!
08:11Magic mirror on the wall?
08:13Who's the most ravishing?
08:15Don't.
08:16Tough crowd.
08:17I have a cozy tea set up just for you in the cafe, evil queen.
08:21With some tarts.
08:22Apple tarts.
08:24I am rather fond of apples.
08:26And I thought I'd join you.
08:28A proper high tea could use a strong man at the helm, pouring the leaf juice.
08:36Well, that went splendidly.
08:40Stay close, snake.
08:41You're my eyes and ears in this operation.
08:43I don't want anything to sully my plan.
08:48Wow, Aurora.
08:49You're fast.
08:50Oh, sorry.
08:51Ever since I woke from the sleeping spell, I've had an extra pep in my step.
08:56The best defense is a good offense.
08:59That's what I always say.
09:02Hold still.
09:03There's a loose thread.
09:05Where did those come from?
09:07I also keep a collect...
09:08Did you take that from the castle?
09:11With this many villains, I need to step up my game!
09:14He did all that because you wouldn't marry him?
09:20Gaston doesn't take rejection well.
09:23Clearly.
09:24Look at the lengths he's gone to get the castle back.
09:26Who gathers this many villains?
09:28Villains may be the least of our concerns.
09:31Beware of bog monster.
09:33But we can defeat it, right?
09:37Perhaps it's just a legend.
09:41That didn't sound like a legend to me.
09:45Bog monster!
09:46Bog monster!
09:54Goodness.
09:56I don't usually swing from danger, but that thing was terrifying.
10:10Is it gone?
10:11I think so.
10:12Did anyone get a good look at it?
10:14All I saw were wings.
10:16Oh, it definitely had claws.
10:20Big ones, too.
10:21The monster flew toward the village.
10:23It must be meeting Gaston.
10:25If we're scared now,
10:27how are we going to defeat it
10:28when it's joined forces with Gaston and the other villains?
10:31Maybe we won't.
10:33Should we turn back?
10:34What?
10:35We cannot let Gaston win.
10:37And we cannot give in to our fear.
10:40Do you know who we are?
10:42We are the princesses.
10:44We have battled more monsters than most.
10:47And we did it in dresses.
10:49We've got skills.
10:51We've got smarts.
10:52And I...
10:53I've got an ass!
10:54Our shrub friend is right.
10:57Huh?
10:58Oh!
10:59I'm not going to give up without a fight.
11:02I want to show that pig-headed, long-ass Ston
11:05who the true strong ones are.
11:07That's what I'm talking about.
11:09Now let's go show that winged monster
11:11who has the real claws.
11:13Oh!
11:14I dare anyone to try and pull us apart.
11:18Bibbidi-bobbidi-mooyah!
11:21Ah, yes, that is a little dated.
11:23Shall we go get them?
11:24Let's go!
11:28Um...
11:28Oh, dear.
11:32We'll be linked in spirit.
11:33Oh, hooray!
11:35I got one.
11:43If you've ever owned a pet, stand in the center.
11:48No pets.
11:50I took you for a dog guy.
11:51Oh, there's got to be something I share with you.
11:53Let's see.
11:54If you've ever donned a disguise to get something you wanted,
11:57stand in the center.
11:58Wow.
12:00You all have a lot in common.
12:02Makes me wonder why you are the one in charge.
12:05Well, one thing I do know is that we are all great villains.
12:09And that's why I chose all of you to be part of my evil plan
12:13to take back my castle.
12:15Voila!
12:16Do you have any idea how long it took to build these tentacles?
12:19You said I was getting the castle.
12:21You're not getting the castle.
12:23I am.
12:24A cave is no dwelling for a man of my stature.
12:27The castle is mine.
12:31Get that flashing stick out of my face!
12:34How dare you call myself a stick!
12:36Friends, no need to squabble!
12:38Let's sing a rousing villain song!
12:40No one shoots like Gaston,
12:43makes those beauts like Gaston,
12:44and then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston.
12:46Now's our chance!
12:47Well, Gaston is singing about his muscles!
12:49Everyone know what to do.
12:50I use antlers in all of my decorating.
12:54Come on, join in!
12:55You know the words!
12:59Ah!
12:59Not the face!
13:03How dare you!
13:07My bill!
13:09I am not leaving without a castle.
13:11You'll have to battle me for it!
13:15You pathetic creatures are no match for my phenomenal cosmic...
13:18Oh, pipe down, Snake Boy.
13:20Snake Boy?
13:22Why?
13:22Everyone, stop!
13:24Can we please remember the thing we do have in common?
13:27Our goal to defeat the princesses?
13:30Look at us.
13:31We're terrifying.
13:32They'll be shaking in their pantaloons at the sight of us joining forces!
13:39Take a seat, Gaston.
13:44Belle?
13:45Princesses?
13:46Daddy's little girl has hopped the tank.
13:50You're going back to the depths where you belong, Ursula.
13:53Goody.
13:54A battlefield's no place for your delicate sensibilities.
13:59I see your heart's still as ugly as ever, Your Majesty.
14:02You'll be wishing you had a magic carpet.
14:05Oh.
14:05Is Jasmine not here?
14:07Let's finish this once and for all!
14:18Ariel!
14:19Ow!
14:20What's the matter, Ursula?
14:21Lost your voice?
14:22Get me!
14:23Oh, don't be such a guppy!
14:27Get away, you despicable cretin!
14:29Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Bert will never hurt me.
14:33My bones!
14:37Bibbidi, babbidi.
14:39All alone, my pet?
14:45Have a bite.
14:46Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
14:52Oh, you poor misguided bird.
14:57Perhaps he'd like some dessert.
14:59Order up!
15:01Ah!
15:05Ah!
15:09Hey, Rapunzel!
15:15Now this just feels right.
15:18We did it, ladies!
15:19Did what?
15:20Failed.
15:21You sure did.
15:22Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:23Oh, he's got a cape!
15:24I didn't notice the cape!
15:25And he's got a little hat, too.
15:26Aw, he's just the cutest!
15:27Oh, he's got a cape!
15:28Oh, he's got a cape!
15:29Oh, he's got a cape!
15:30Oh, he's got a cape!
15:31Oh, he's got a cape!
15:32Oh, he's got a cape!
15:33Oh, he's got a cape!
15:34Oh?
15:37Oh!
15:38Oh, he's got a cape!
15:39I didn't notice the cape!
15:49Oh dear.
15:51Chernobog.
15:53Chernobog!
15:55Chernobog?
15:57Oh, Chernobog.
15:59The demon of darkness,
16:01the master of shadows, whose evil
16:03can only be thwarted by
16:05sunrise. This Chernobog fellow
16:07was a little bigger than I expected.
16:09Oh, look who's a scaredy sultan.
16:11Well, I'm just disappointed
16:13that he looks nothing like the invitation.
16:15I mean, the ears are way off.
16:17Bug monster! Finally!
16:19Way to keep a guy waiting!
16:29I don't need this.
16:33Wait! Come back!
16:35Ah, Ursula!
16:37I thought we had a plan!
16:39I just remembered. I need to take my
16:41ears for a swim.
16:43I'm coming, my little poop shoes.
16:45Jafar!
16:47I wish you'd stay!
16:49Wish I could, but I'm, uh, pretty sure
16:51I left my lamp off.
16:55Who needs you chickens anyway?
16:57Me and my new friend, Buggy, are gonna rule
16:59the world!
17:01Ah! I get it! I get it!
17:03You're a solo act!
17:05Ooh!
17:11But my plan was foolproof!
17:13Chernobog doesn't just get
17:15to come in here and wreck everything.
17:17This marketplace belongs
17:19to the villagers!
17:21The sun is setting, and he's only
17:23getting stronger.
17:25What will happen when night falls?
17:27That's it!
17:29If this monster gets strength from the night,
17:31then we need to rise up!
17:33I have a plan, but it requires
17:35some unconventional methods.
17:37Whatcha thinking?
17:38Killer bees?
17:39Killer wasps?
17:40Another Killer Bog?
17:41Hmph! Hmph!
17:43Oh! Did not see that coming!
17:46Gaston!
17:47We can defeat Chernobog, but we all
17:49have to work together.
17:50Will you help us?
17:51Me? Team up with princesses, please!
17:54I may be handsome, but I'm not as gullible
17:57as I look!
17:58Yes, he is!
18:00Once night falls, Chernobog will become stronger.
18:03That means we have to stop him now!
18:05Don't tell me how to defeat a beast!
18:07I don't need you!
18:08Or this scaly scalawag!
18:10I'm Gaston, and I shoot the shots around you!
18:16Chernobog, glad you grabbed me!
18:18Let's talk plans!
18:21Since you've got the wings, you could be in charge!
18:24Is that a flying snake?
18:26Pardon me, sir.
18:27Perhaps you and I can work out a deal.
18:30You seem very reasonable.
18:32I have a title, you know!
18:38Please don't pop my head!
18:39It's not all hot air in here!
18:46Good aim, Cindy!
18:48Goodness, good aim!
18:51How dare you, Boggy!
18:54I thought we were in this together!
18:57You've always been a big pig-headed, haven't you?
19:00Oh, enough, Fizz!
19:03Remember, ladies, we can do this!
19:10We can do this!
19:12Together!
19:17And scatter!
19:27Over here!
19:28Come and get us!
19:29Here we go!
19:30Hup!
19:31Bustle up, Buttercup!
19:33Try to catch me!
19:34No!
19:35No!
19:36No!
19:37No!
19:38No!
19:39No!
19:40No!
19:41No!
19:42No!
19:43No!
19:44No!
19:45No!
19:46No!
19:47No!
19:48No!
20:13Yeah! Oh, hooray!
20:26Looks like Chernabog wasn't that tough after all.
20:29More like Chernabat.
20:30Chernabat?
20:32And he's just the cutest little woodland creature, aren't you?
20:37Now the villagers can return.
20:43I think these villagers are on to something.
20:51Ladies, what do you say?
20:53I say, bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
20:56I truly could not have said it better myself.
20:59After all, why mess with the classics?
21:01We're all so gifts!
21:13I say, I don't mind the change.
21:16Enough, Tests!
21:43We're all so gifts!
21:46We're all so gifts!
21:48We're all so gifts!
21:50You're so gifts!
21:53You can't come to fonder, aren't you?
21:55I just need everything here!
21:57We need everything!
21:59We need everything!
22:00I neverД of all!
22:02I never said anything!
22:03I never said anything!
22:05I didn't know anything.
22:07We're all so gifts!
22:08We had to give this...
22:10Loved to the other!
22:11I remember everything!
22:12Wait, where's Aurora?
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