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00:00:00To be continued...
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:53Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotkan yang nama Instagram-nya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Baca!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran.
00:12:05Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih.
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu, kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:57Ngomong baik-baik.
00:13:00E, eh.
00:13:01Kok gaya?
00:13:01Pak.
00:13:01Pak.
00:13:02Aku gak salah.
00:13:02Aku semuanya.
00:13:02Aku kayak gimana.
00:13:03Kamu aku sama-
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:06Kasi.
00:13:06Kuruh lo!
00:13:09Itu dong sayang.
00:13:09Sayang matuh.
00:13:10Makasih.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya.
00:13:11Lepas nih.
00:13:12Bapak!
00:13:13Lepas nih!
00:13:14Benci selama kamu!
00:13:15I don't know.
00:13:45I'm just going to hang out with you because I love you so much to your mother.
00:14:05You can't do it.
00:14:08What's your name?
00:14:10You can't do it.
00:14:12Happy birthday to you.
00:14:16Mbak!
00:14:17Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday Ibu.
00:14:27Love you.
00:14:29Love you.
00:14:30I love you.
00:14:31I love you.
00:14:32If you're just looking for me, I'm going to hang out with you.
00:14:35I'm going to hang out with you.
00:14:40Just let me hang out with you.
00:14:43Don't feel your pain like I'm suffering.
00:14:55Peace be upon you.
00:14:58Peace be upon you.
00:14:59Peace be upon you.
00:15:00Peace be upon you.
00:15:02Come on.
00:15:04I'm sorry.
00:15:06I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:08I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:10Ibu, why did you come here?
00:15:12Yes, I didn't tell you.
00:15:14I didn't tell you.
00:15:16I was thinking about you.
00:15:18And I thought,
00:15:20I want to go to the kids.
00:15:22You don't know with Ibu?
00:15:26I don't know.
00:15:28How about that?
00:15:30Why do you want to go home?
00:15:32Yeah.
00:15:34Why did you go to the house?
00:15:36I don't know what's up.
00:15:38No.
00:15:40Can't you go alone?
00:15:42No.
00:15:44I'm just going to be careful.
00:15:46What's that?
00:15:48I'm sorry.
00:15:50bonk緣
00:15:52Ibu here.
00:15:54I can't...
00:15:56Ija, Ija, Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija, 2 months later, I came back to the village so I'm going to take care of my father's sick.
00:16:09Oh, Bu?
00:16:11I'm Yanni, I'm working here, Bu.
00:16:17Before, where did you work?
00:16:19The department store, Bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu ya.
00:16:24Selamat datang di teman-teman, teman-teman kami.
00:16:26Bila Anda belajar hari ini, besok Anda akan mendapatkan 90%.
00:16:33Terus itu, itu kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, Bu. Aku muda ikut-ikutan teman, tapi sekarang gak usah ilang, sakit lagi, Bu.
00:16:44Ibu, duduk aja, duduk, duduk.
00:16:52Serhat dulu, capek kan pasti, Mbak Yanni.
00:16:54Boleh tolong, itu kopar ibu.
00:16:55Boleh, boleh.
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:57Iya, Pak.
00:16:58Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:16:59Gak sayang, gak pake gula.
00:17:05Ibu kok tunggu, Ben, sendirian?
00:17:07Dimas mana?
00:17:09Dimas mana?
00:17:10Perfense air sani mas, mau kelewat.
00:17:13Mana?
00:17:18Kok tunggu, Ben?
00:17:19Bu?
00:17:22Ibu?
00:17:26Bu?
00:17:30Halo, Bu?
00:17:31Ibu dimana sih, Bu?
00:17:32Bu?
00:17:33Pesan.
00:17:34Ini aku baru sampe rumah, gak ada orang.
00:17:37Sepedan doang, tadi sebentar.
00:17:42Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:44Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku gak nyampe, mau ambil teh.
00:17:49Iya, iya.
00:17:50Bentar ya.
00:17:51Iya.
00:17:53Bu?
00:17:54Ibu sepuh, mau dudukin teman apa?
00:17:56Bikinin teh ke mobilnya.
00:18:00Apa?
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang tau aku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:04Iya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya bapak ya?
00:18:08Iya, ibunya bapak.
00:18:09Kalo dia nanya kamu...
00:18:10Cantik ya, gak kayak bapak.
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya, bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba, Pak.
00:18:18Iya, kamu bikin aja kamu coba, Pak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sini ya?
00:18:21Jujur, Pak.
00:18:22Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:25Iya, karena lagi sakit jadi setelan bayi dirumah terus.
00:18:27Aku bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:28Waduh.
00:18:29Waduh.
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:36Kamu namakin aku sama, Pak.
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:40Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:41Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:43Bener-bener tau ya.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja kemikiran ya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tehnya, Bu.
00:18:48Gak terlalu manis karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalo bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis, Pak ya.
00:18:54Iya, bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis.
00:18:56Saking sukanya mbak ditidurin.
00:18:58Ini gua tanya.
00:18:59Ah.
00:19:00Makasih, Bu.
00:19:01Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:02Gak ada yang emakin.
00:19:03Yang virus.
00:19:04Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:05Tapi heran ya.
00:19:06Orang gitu.
00:19:07Susah banget diatur.
00:19:08Disuruh di rumah, ehm tetap pada kelompok.
00:19:09Gak pakaian nasional.
00:19:10Tidak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:11Yang mana orang-orang ini.
00:19:12Masaleme juga mungkin suka sekas.
00:19:13Terus orang lu.
00:19:14Dan kasih uang.
00:19:15Wah.
00:19:16накasih, yuk.
00:19:17Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:18Nggak ada yang emakin.
00:19:19Yang virus.
00:19:20Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:21Tapi heran ya.
00:19:23Orang gitu.
00:19:24Susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:27Eh tetap ada klubah.
00:19:29Nggak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:30Jahren dikelas.
00:19:31Haaah.
00:19:32Bener-bener orang-orang nih.
00:19:34I don't have to watch TV, I don't know how much I'm stressed.
00:19:40When I was in the first time, the stories were only once.
00:19:45It was in the morning, so in the morning.
00:19:48So, in the day of our life, we were really calm.
00:19:52Even every day, the stories of people died.
00:19:57But it's not stress.
00:20:04I want to talk about something with you.
00:20:09You don't want to talk about it.
00:20:13Okay.
00:20:15Um...
00:20:19Um...
00:20:21Um...
00:20:25Um...
00:20:31He...
00:20:34He...
00:20:37He...
00:20:39He...
00:20:40He...
00:20:41Kalian membenci kita bulan depan aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:42Situasinya masih nggak komısa.
00:20:43Nggak apa-apa...
00:20:46Iya soalnya kan kita nunggu lebih banyak kelas itu.
00:20:50Nggak, dah.
00:20:51Tak apa-apa kan kita juga harus pikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:53Ya, Dok?
00:20:54Terima kasih, ya.
00:20:56Nggak apa-apa...
00:21:01I'll go to the house for you, so I can rest.
00:21:04Okay, I'll go.
00:21:15Look, why don't I leave for a moment?
00:21:19I'll help you first.
00:21:21I love you.
00:21:22See what you're looking for now.
00:21:24I can't stop.
00:21:27I'm going to give you a son.
00:21:30I want to have a son.
00:21:32But I want to have a son.
00:21:34But I look at my son.
00:21:36There are two or five.
00:21:38There are seven.
00:21:40But I don't have seven.
00:21:42What about that?
00:21:44I'll do it again.
00:21:46As long as I'm happy, I'll do it.
00:21:50I'll do it.
00:21:52I will do it all soon.
00:21:54Go ahead.
00:21:56Yes, yes.
00:21:58Let's finish it.
00:22:00If you need it, I'll do it.
00:22:05It's done.
00:22:07I'm tired.
00:22:09I want to go to school.
00:22:11Yeah.
00:22:12Did I do not do it?
00:22:14I'm tired.
00:22:16I'm tired.
00:22:18I'll do it.
00:22:20Do you remember?
00:22:22Yes.
00:22:24I really want you.
00:22:26I'm tired, I'm tired.
00:22:28Begitu langsung kita siapin Soto Ala Sier.
00:22:34You know, I'm tired, ma'am.
00:22:40Okay, Bu.
00:22:42Sudah saya catat semua.
00:22:44Bahan-bahan Soto Ayam.
00:22:46Tapi ayamnya ini udah-dah semua, Bu.
00:22:48Ibu nggak mau paham.
00:22:51Oke, siap, Bu.
00:22:54Ibu, but the money is...
00:22:56Oh, it's been done?
00:22:58It's been done?
00:23:00I haven't got a cash flow in my cash flow?
00:23:02It's not enough, I have a cash flow in my cash flow.
00:23:04It's not enough, I have a cash flow in my cash flow.
00:23:06But how much do I have to buy?
00:23:14What about Ibu?
00:23:16What about Ibu?
00:23:18What about Ibu?
00:23:20What about Ibu?
00:23:22100?
00:23:24200?
00:23:28Yuk!
00:23:32Yuk!
00:23:34Cash, belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto Ayam, ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:40Ayu! Ayu!
00:23:44Aku rasa ini bukan kebetulan, Ibu.
00:23:46Cuma kamu pikirnya, pas kamu mau pergi, Ibu tiba-tiba datang.
00:23:50Mau nginep di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, Yuk.
00:23:54Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:58Aku rasa ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita gak boleh cerai.
00:24:04Tuhan?
00:24:06Pertanda dari Tuhan kau bilang?
00:24:08Iya.
00:24:10Saya gak sebelah sekali aja ngomong itu kan.
00:24:12Atau kamu nge-entot sama Anya, inget gak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:22Sayang.
00:24:24Astaga.
00:24:29Aku duduk di situ.
00:24:32Yuk, please, De.
00:24:40Tiga hari.
00:24:42Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:44Setelah itu kamu pulangin Ibu.
00:24:46Aku pergi.
00:24:54Bu!
00:24:56Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:58Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:00Itu ada orang kelurahan nider.
00:25:02Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:06Tuh, tuh, disegel!
00:25:08Pak!
00:25:09Pak sebentar, Pak.
00:25:10Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak.
00:25:14Iya.
00:25:15Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:17Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:19Waduh, gak tau juga ya, Bu.
00:25:21Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:22Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:23Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak?
00:25:27Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu?
00:25:30Pak?
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:34Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang, kita suruh pindah kesini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos. Kasian, Pak.
00:25:41Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:45Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Iya, menurut...
00:25:51Menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:25:55Eh.
00:25:56Ayo mana ya?
00:26:08Ayo!
00:26:09Hey, where's Ayu?
00:26:19Yeah.
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hmm?
00:26:23It's in the room, maybe?
00:26:26Yeah, I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:32Why did you call me?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is working.
00:26:39Aduh Mas, masa sebulan gak ketemu Mas, aku gak kuat loh.
00:26:47Biarin, biarin.
00:26:49Beneran Mas, aku gak mau sendiri di sini Mas. Aku mau sama Mas Bambang, Titik.
00:26:55Aku mau minggak pokoknya.
00:26:58Huh?
00:27:00Apa?
00:27:01Keluar?
00:27:03Mas Bambang.
00:27:05Mas Bambang.
00:27:09Maap.
00:27:10Maap.
00:27:11Maap.
00:27:19Maap.
00:27:20Maap.
00:27:23I'm gonna go to the bed.
00:27:25I'm gonna go to the bed.
00:27:29I'm gonna go to bed.
00:27:31I'm gonna go to bed...
00:27:33I'm gonna go to bed.
00:27:35I'm gonna go to bed.
00:27:37Let's go to bed.
00:27:39You're doing a prank.
00:27:41I still got a prank.
00:27:43I'm not alone.
00:27:45I'm afraid of you.
00:27:47You're here, now. Please, please...
00:27:49Can't you, darling...
00:27:51Justru you alone, it's safe.
00:27:53If you're in there.
00:27:55But I'm afraid of you alone.
00:27:58If you're alone,
00:28:01then people in my apartment
00:28:04when I'm in a zombie,
00:28:06what is it?
00:28:07It's not a virus.
00:28:11It's not a zombie.
00:28:13So if you're in quarantine,
00:28:15it's not safe.
00:28:17It's not safe.
00:28:19I'm afraid.
00:28:21Please, please.
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:26If you're calm, what do I have to do?
00:28:29What do I have to do?
00:28:31I don't have to do that.
00:28:33Oh, yes.
00:28:35Now you're in a video,
00:28:37after that, you're dancing.
00:28:40It's like that.
00:28:42No, no.
00:28:43No, no.
00:28:45Ah.
00:28:46Aduh.
00:28:47I don't want to do this.
00:28:49I can just relax.
00:28:51Let's go.
00:28:53Let's go.
00:28:54Okay?
00:28:55Okay?
00:28:56Okay.
00:28:57Okay.
00:28:58Okay.
00:28:59Okay.
00:29:00Okay.
00:29:01Okay.
00:29:06Okay.
00:29:07Uh.
00:29:08Okay.
00:29:09Okay.
00:29:10Yes.
00:29:11Yes.
00:29:12Okay.
00:29:13Okay.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:22Okay.
00:29:23Ouch.
00:29:24Okay.
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:33Wow.
00:29:37Okay.
00:29:38Hey, Mas.
00:29:43Kamu nggak kerja, ya?
00:29:45Post-up kan bilang cepet, lockdown.
00:29:47Aku langsung naik konjek kesini.
00:29:49Aku nunggu.
00:29:50Tapi kok naik?
00:29:51Mas, aku naik.
00:29:53Tapi kok naik?
00:29:53Si.
00:29:54Cinta, Ani.
00:29:56Cinta.
00:29:58Tanpa pengorbanan.
00:29:59Bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:02Cinta, cinta.
00:30:04Kind of romantic.
00:30:05We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:12Cause we can fight and then we make up.
00:30:15Yes.
00:30:16Kamu sweet banget.
00:30:17Mas, pasti mau minta jatuh.
00:30:20Lu, iya dong.
00:30:21Kan balance.
00:30:23Ruhani.
00:30:25Just money.
00:30:26Ayo, Lungking.
00:30:27Eh, masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:30Ya?
00:30:31Iya, Bu, iya, Bu.
00:30:32Iya, Bu.
00:30:32Wah, ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri, Bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, Bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya, Bu.
00:30:42Guys, lockdown.
00:30:44Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:48Ibu.
00:30:49Ya.
00:30:50Ini, ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:53Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya.
00:30:55Kasiannya, leper.
00:30:56Iya, Bu.
00:30:56Nanti, Ani lihat ya.
00:30:58Di kulkas ada amaja.
00:30:59Ya, sekarang maksud saya.
00:31:03Iya, Bu.
00:31:04Iya, Bu.
00:31:05Tenang, Bu.
00:31:06Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:10Masak itu tidak mudah, Bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:14Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sebon.
00:31:18Gitu, Bu.
00:31:19Enak.
00:31:20Yaudah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kesian.
00:31:22Iya, Bu.
00:31:23Iya.
00:31:29Kamu diresek dan ninggalin sandalem sembarangan.
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:38Hah?
00:31:41Sandalem?
00:31:44Sandalem apa sih?
00:31:46Sandalem kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku.
00:31:48Ayo pake mobil aku.
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:51Sekarang berantem.
00:31:53Hah?
00:31:54Masa sih aku gak pernah lo ninggalin sandalem.
00:31:57Ada orang ada namanya ini?
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain sandalem aku?
00:32:03Karena kamu tahu.
00:32:05Aku jarang pake celana dalem.
00:32:07Ini hanya tuh.
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, Broto.
00:32:12Ayo, kamu ngaku nama aku.
00:32:14Itu celana dalem siapa?
00:32:16Kamu selingkuh lagi.
00:32:18Broto.
00:32:21Jantang.
00:32:22Iya, Bu.
00:32:23Terima kasih, ya.
00:32:24Ya.
00:32:25Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:27Kamu mandi, Bu.
00:32:29Oh.
00:32:31Eh.
00:32:32Ibu tuh kepikiran lo.
00:32:35Kamu pernah gak tuh pereksain terus?
00:32:37Pernah.
00:32:38Kamu ngakum yang ginian sih?
00:32:40Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:43Gimana tuh kalau pelurnya kosong?
00:32:45Eh, kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:46Ada, pelurnya ada.
00:32:49Ada, ada, ada.
00:32:50Udah.
00:32:51Udah berosong mau mandi.
00:32:53Iya.
00:32:55Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya.
00:32:58Bener ya?
00:32:58Iya, ibu.
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampai ibu tahu.
00:33:06Makanya jangan berisik nih, mas.
00:33:08Kita tahu.
00:33:10Hah?
00:33:10Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:15Ngapakan?
00:33:20Aduh.
00:33:21Let's go, baby.
00:33:22Gak bisa.
00:33:23Hah?
00:33:23Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak buat ibu sepuh.
00:33:26Gak bisa, gak bisa.
00:33:27Lah kamu ngajakin kamu mau ngapain lagi?
00:33:28Gisih ayo ayo.
00:33:29Ini udah gini loh.
00:33:30Iya, tapi...
00:33:31Aduh.
00:33:32Aku ngulek di sana apa ngulek di sini ya?
00:33:34Di sini.
00:33:34Tapi gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih.
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apain.
00:33:38Bang Kaceng.
00:33:39Hah?
00:33:40Udah pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:41Diam di sini.
00:33:42Ya?
00:33:42Aku gimana ini?
00:33:43Hei.
00:33:43Estirah di tempat.
00:33:46Tunggu aku datang.
00:33:47Kalau macu aku sentil ya.
00:33:50Sssst.
00:33:50Pokoknya diam.
00:33:51Diam.
00:33:51Tuh.
00:33:52Cirok-cirok aja diam.
00:33:54Diam.
00:33:54Tunggu aku.
00:33:57Tunggu aku.
00:34:12Sakuh mula gitu.
00:34:15.
00:34:27Baby.
00:34:28Why were you at the time?
00:34:30.
00:34:31.
00:34:32.
00:34:33.
00:34:34.
00:34:35.
00:34:36.
00:34:37.
00:34:38.
00:34:40.
00:34:43.
00:34:44Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:49Mau ke belakang?
00:34:50Sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang kalo disini
00:34:53Saya mau balesin chat customer
00:34:57Eh bu, bu
00:34:59Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Riani
00:35:02Itu sinyalnya dead
00:35:04Ambiar bu
00:35:05Aduh, marah
00:35:07Aduh, mah
00:35:08Iya, iya
00:35:10Mbak Yeni
00:35:14Nanti kalo misalnya ibu tanya saya dimana
00:35:16Kamu bilang aja gak tau ya
00:35:18Oh gitu ya
00:35:19Saya mau fokus kerja
00:35:20Yah bu
00:35:26Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:28Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih
00:35:31Kalo aku keluar dari rumah
00:35:33Itu berarti cuma sama kamu
00:35:35Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain
00:35:37Mbak Yeni itu pada siapa?
00:35:40Nah itu
00:35:47Yan
00:35:48Telor dede, telor
00:35:50Yah ibu bikin kaget aja deh
00:35:53Ini dantungan deh bu
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih
00:35:58Ini ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini bu, yang cepet ya telor
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah bu
00:36:04Kalo kambing kan terpedo bu
00:36:06Telornya
00:36:08Daging kambing
00:36:09Gak ada bu
00:36:10Aduh
00:36:11Itu loh
00:36:12Buat beroto
00:36:13Biar nak joss kalo buat am-am
00:36:15Am-am
00:36:16Am-am
00:36:17Am-am ya
00:36:18Uyeh uyeh kali bu
00:36:19Apa sih tuh ya uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh uyeh tuh
00:36:21Enak-enak gitu loh bu
00:36:25Gini aja Yan
00:36:26Kamu tuh kalo belanja
00:36:27Iya bu
00:36:28Beli daging kambing
00:36:29Sama toge yang banyak
00:36:31Kambing toge
00:36:32Ya
00:36:33Terus kalo buat buat ayu
00:36:34Keju
00:36:35Semen yogurt
00:36:36Oke
00:36:37Ya
00:36:38Soalnya
00:36:39Ibu udah pengen tuh gak cucu
00:36:40Oh ala
00:36:41Untuk itu
00:36:42Yani paham bu
00:36:43Kalo itu bu
00:36:44Mendingan Yani kenalin aja
00:36:46Semen-temen Yani di kampung
00:36:47Bisa ngobatin orang
00:36:48Biar cepet isi
00:36:49Loh bu
00:36:50Pake apa dia?
00:36:51Doa aja dari jauh
00:36:52Kayak pawang hujan gitu bu
00:36:54Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih bu
00:36:56Kambing
00:36:58Udah lah
00:36:59Kamu masak aja
00:37:00Pesanan ibu
00:37:01Ya
00:37:02Siap bu
00:37:03Terus kalo buat ibu ya
00:37:04Ini omelet aja
00:37:05Siap
00:37:06Tapi
00:37:07Tambah susu dikit
00:37:08Siap bu
00:37:09Ya
00:37:10Makasih Yan
00:37:11Sama-sama ibu
00:37:14Ayu mana?
00:37:17Dari tadi sih
00:37:19Yani belum liat ibu ayu dimana bu
00:37:26Yesss
00:37:51Yesss
00:37:52Oh
00:37:53Oh
00:38:07Ah
00:38:08Oh
00:38:17Oh
00:38:18Oh
00:38:19Ah
00:38:20Si
00:38:21Uh
00:38:22Kamer ganti
00:38:29Cakeet
00:38:30Omelet
00:38:32Eh
00:38:33Bu Ayu
00:38:34Bu Sepuh
00:38:35Eh
00:38:36Ini omelet spesial untuk Bu Sepuh
00:38:40Enak pasti
00:38:42Makasih ya
00:38:43Sama-sama bu
00:38:44Yanis siapin dulu di meja makan ya
00:38:46Mari bu ayu
00:38:47Yuk
00:38:51Hai
00:38:52Handsome
00:38:54Handsome
00:38:55Mantak
00:38:57Yuk
00:38:58Aku ready nih
00:38:59Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih
00:39:02Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan
00:39:05Come on
00:39:06Come to mama
00:39:07Enggak
00:39:08Enggak
00:39:09Enggak
00:39:10Enggak pengen
00:39:11Hah
00:39:12Kok gitu sih
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar
00:39:15Ayolah mas nih
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih
00:39:20Acem-acem engkau udah
00:39:22Bosku WA barusan
00:39:24Aduh
00:39:25Terus
00:39:26Katanya
00:39:27Yaudah
00:39:28Kamu pulang kampung aja
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri
00:39:31Nanti
00:39:32Saya kabarin
00:39:33Kapan masuk kerjanya
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya
00:39:36Kau udah kayak gini
00:39:38Dipecat ini mah
00:39:39Haa
00:39:40Serius mas
00:39:43Kamu sih
00:39:44Aduh ngapain
00:39:45Tadi
00:39:46Aku dibawa masuk kesini
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk kesini
00:39:50Ini gak diapa-apain lagi
00:39:52Hmm
00:39:53Maaf dong mas
00:39:56Hmm
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang
00:39:59Oh iya ngaku nih
00:40:00Gak ada kerjaan
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong
00:40:04Ya aku pijat apa gitu deh
00:40:06Supaya kamu enakannya
00:40:08Krokin deh
00:40:09Krokin krokin
00:40:10Ayo
00:40:11Yuk
00:40:12Vini
00:40:13Ugar bahan sama
00:40:15Uuuuh
00:40:17Uuuuh
00:40:18Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu
00:40:21Yang bodi banget ini
00:40:23Hmm
00:40:24Hmm
00:40:25Mesti
00:40:26Pasti
00:40:27Ya
00:40:28Tapi abis krokin
00:40:29Hmm
00:40:30Hmm ya
00:40:34Mas
00:40:35Gimana kalo kamu
00:40:36Tinggal disini aja
00:40:38Ya
00:40:40Enggara
00:40:41Nanti kalo bos kamu tau
00:40:42Dipolisiin lo gitu
00:40:43Alah
00:40:45Cuma sampe lockdown selesai aja mas
00:40:48Aman deh
00:40:50Aman
00:40:51Terus
00:40:53Mandinya
00:40:54Kalo mau berat gimana
00:40:55Kalo mau pipis
00:40:56Hmm
00:40:57Kalo mampir gampang mas
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malem-malem aja
00:41:01Pas semua orang udah tidur
00:41:03Kalo pas lagi gak ada orang
00:41:05Jadi aman ya
00:41:06Ya
00:41:07Bajunya gimana
00:41:08Aku yang mau baju
00:41:09Baju papa banyak
00:41:10Tenang
00:41:11Kenapa
00:41:12Nek
00:41:13Nek
00:41:14Nek
00:41:15Nek
00:41:16Nek
00:41:17Nek
00:41:18Nek
00:41:19Nek
00:41:20Nek
00:41:21Nek
00:41:23Nek
00:41:24Nek
00:41:25Nek
00:41:26Nek
00:41:27Nek
00:41:28Nek
00:41:29Nek
00:41:30Nek
00:41:31Nek
00:41:32Nek
00:41:33Nek
00:41:34Nek
00:41:35Nek
00:41:43Nek
00:41:45Nek
00:42:01Nek
00:42:03Nek
00:42:04I'll leave my room
00:42:06I can't wait for a while
00:42:07I'll leave my room
00:42:09I'll leave my room
00:42:11I'll leave now
00:42:13I'll leave my room
00:42:15I'll leave my room
00:42:19What is it?
00:42:24Go go!
00:42:26What's the name?
00:42:28Yeah!
00:42:30Come on!
00:42:31Come on!
00:42:33Hey, Ibu.
00:42:35Hey, Ibu.
00:42:37Hey, Ibu.
00:42:39Hey, Ibu.
00:42:41Hey, Ibu.
00:42:43Hey, Ibu.
00:42:45Hey, Ibu.
00:42:47Ibu bawa in sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:49Oh.
00:42:51Oh.
00:42:53Thank you, Ibu.
00:42:55This is the Kinseng.
00:42:57This is a room for you.
00:42:59It's for you.
00:43:01If I'm a room for you, Ibu.
00:43:05It can be a peace.
00:43:07If the roti is for you.
00:43:13Thank you, Ibu.
00:43:15If you're a love for your position,
00:43:17I don't know.
00:43:19I don't know.
00:43:21Are you serious?
00:43:23Are you serious?
00:43:25Are you serious?
00:43:27Do you mind?
00:43:29This is important.
00:43:31This is not porn.
00:43:35This is not porn.
00:43:37You must be in the bottom.
00:43:41The roti is above.
00:43:43That's it.
00:43:45That's it.
00:43:47Ibu, Ibu.
00:43:49Ibu, Ibu.
00:43:51Ibu, Ibu.
00:43:53Ibu, Ibu.
00:43:55Yang emersi.
00:44:01Nih, ya.
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:05Supaya...
00:44:07Sumaiya tuh bisa berenang...
00:44:09Untuk mencari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 minit lah.
00:44:13Mereka.
00:44:15Mereka.
00:44:16Bisa nggak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:18Ayu, ayah.
00:44:20Yeah, that's what I wanted to do.
00:44:22Let's practice it.
00:44:37You don't have to do it.
00:44:41Here, put your hand down here.
00:44:44Here, to the last one.
00:44:46This one?
00:44:48Yeah.
00:44:49So, this is how your hand down your hand,
00:44:52it stimulates your kid to get up quickly.
00:44:57That's it.
00:44:59And then you talk to me.
00:45:03You talk to me.
00:45:06You talk to me.
00:45:08Yes.
00:45:10Hello.
00:45:12I'm going to get up.
00:45:14After that, you do it.
00:45:17You do it.
00:45:18You do it.
00:45:20You do it.
00:45:21I don't know how to do it.
00:45:23You work out.
00:45:25Yes.
00:45:27Yes.
00:45:29Yes.
00:45:31Yes.
00:45:32Yes.
00:45:33Yes.
00:45:34Yes.
00:45:35Yes.
00:45:36Yes.
00:45:37Do it.
00:45:38It's too late to play Myста.
00:45:39Yes.
00:45:40Yes.
00:45:41You want to let her out first?
00:45:43Yes.
00:45:44Asuka okay.
00:45:45Yes.
00:45:46Yes,
00:45:49Yes.
00:45:50Yes.
00:45:51Yes.
00:45:52Yes.
00:45:53Asuka.
00:45:54Yes.
00:45:54Yes.
00:45:55Yes.
00:45:56Yes.
00:45:57Yes.
00:45:58Yes.
00:46:30Broto Adi Sutejo.
00:46:45Pak, emang gak ada kabarnya tiba-tiba ngelepon.
00:46:47Gue tau, Nek.
00:46:49Pasti lagi ada maunya, Nek.
00:46:50Lagi gak pengen bahasa-bahasa ini.
00:46:53Emang gue ada maunya.
00:46:54Gue mau nagi hutang budi lo sama gue.
00:46:56Tentang budi.
00:46:57Kapan?
00:46:58Oh.
00:46:58Perlu gue ingetin nih.
00:47:01Duit-duit gue yang numpang gabusan gue.
00:47:03Ya?
00:47:03Tapi kan lo kebahagiaan juga gimana sih lo.
00:47:06Ya tetap ajak gue hitung hutang budi itu.
00:47:09Gue ditetap.
00:47:10Gue butuh bantuan lo nih.
00:47:11Ini serius?
00:47:12Bantuan apaan?
00:47:15Oke, gini.
00:47:18Bisa gak lo cekin punya aja?
00:47:20Lo cek nomor yang sering luar masuk.
00:47:21Telefon ini.
00:47:23Ayu bingi lo.
00:47:23Ya iya, siapa lagi?
00:47:26Eh, gak balik nih.
00:47:27Kalau bingi lo yang minta tolong sama gue, gue percaya.
00:47:30Teng.
00:47:32Gue bantuin gue gak sih?
00:47:33Oh, oke oke.
00:47:35Tunggu 1-2 jam, Nek.
00:47:37Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:39Oke.
00:47:39Yo!
00:48:04Yo!
00:48:04Masih, masih.
00:48:10Ayo!
00:48:17Kayak ngapain?
00:48:20Telefon selingkuhan.
00:48:22Aku aja.
00:48:24Apa sih kamu?
00:48:33Sini!
00:48:33Kasih, bro, ko!
00:48:35Oh, jelas, brati.
00:48:37Disitu tuh.
00:48:38Iya kan?
00:48:39Disitu semua rahasianya, bener ya?
00:48:41Hmm?
00:48:44Kamu tuh ngomong apa?
00:48:45Hah?
00:48:47Interacting kok, ya?
00:48:52Ton!
00:48:54Ada nomor yang sering ngubungin mini gue, kan?
00:48:55Iya, ada.
00:48:58Nis.
00:49:00Berapa nomornya?
00:49:01Sini gue telepon depan ayo.
00:49:02Lu lagi di depan ayo.
00:49:04Iya, biar dia denger sekalian.
00:49:07Taruh, jadi...
00:49:08Jadi kamu suruh Anton selidiki nomor aku?
00:49:11Iya?
00:49:11Iya, kenapa?
00:49:12Serius, Pak!
00:49:13Kenapa kamu takut?
00:49:14Bentar, bentar.
00:49:17Ini gila sih.
00:49:20Aku udah curigel.
00:49:23Selana dalam yang kamu temuin itu bukan punya nyanya-nyanya.
00:49:26Tapi kamu sendiri yang naruh.
00:49:27Biar kita bisa cerai.
00:49:28Aku yang salah.
00:49:29Tidak.
00:49:30Padahal kamu yang disini kok.
00:49:32Tidak.
00:49:33Kalau kamu yakin, mana buktinya?
00:49:34Ini buktinya.
00:49:35Mana buktinya?
00:49:36Ton!
00:49:37Oh, emang ada satu nomor yang cari ngotak HP ini dulu.
00:49:41Nah.
00:49:41Tentu, tentu, tentu, tenang, tenang.
00:49:43Sabar, sabar.
00:49:44Terus?
00:49:45Nomor itu ya...
00:49:47Ya nomor dulu.
00:49:48Tentu, tentu, tentu, tentu.
00:50:18Kamu tersampah.
00:50:21Nggak lama lagi aku nggak harus berurusan sama kamu.
00:50:30Mas, sayangku.
00:50:33Ma'am dulu, ma'am dulu.
00:50:35Ini, mas.
00:50:38Mantap.
00:50:39Ayo.
00:50:39Itu, tonggek.
00:50:43Tidak sekeju, ya?
00:50:45Biar joss.
00:50:46Makan ya.
00:50:50Eh, kenapa sih?
00:50:52Tidak masuk rasanya.
00:50:53Tidak, tidak, tidak, tidak.
00:50:54Aku ini saja.
00:50:56Kenapa sih?
00:50:57Tidak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni.
00:51:01Hmm, sudah enak.
00:51:03Lihatin ya.
00:51:04Kalau nanti uangku sudah kekumpul, mas.
00:51:07Di kampung,
00:51:08aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:12Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:14Hmm, kasih laku.
00:51:15Benar, Yanni tuh kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17Iya.
00:51:19Ma'am, aku tambahin duit.
00:51:21Serius?
00:51:22Eh, masa aku bohong.
00:51:24Sekarang sih,
00:51:26baru ada 15 jutaan, mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:31Alah, segitu aja kok,
00:51:33gue yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:37Beneran ya?
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi gak usah di transfer, mas.
00:51:40Kenapa?
00:51:40Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:43Akhirnya, nyalain di sini.
00:51:45Nabungan.
00:51:45Don't worry.
00:51:47Tapi begini.
00:51:50Itu kan aku
00:51:50ngasih duit investasi.
00:51:53Harus ada.
00:51:54Di balik-baliknya.
00:51:56Duh, ngga aku.
00:51:57Ternah.
00:51:58Tak kah si jatah,
00:51:59tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:02Biar Mirin.
00:52:03Biar Jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:06Ayo, yang banyak, yang banyak.
00:52:08Anya!
00:52:09Cuma perek kos-koskan yang nama instan dalamnya
00:52:11biar gak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:13Mana pernah aku nama instan dalam aku.
00:52:16Anya, kamu tahu.
00:52:17Aku jarang pake celana dalam.
00:52:30Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:31Nggak puas lo bikin malu gue?
00:52:34Sorry, ternyata kejadian tadi, Ton.
00:52:36Bukan maksud gue untuk ngejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:39Ton, gue punya informasi baru, Ton.
00:52:42Lupa apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Hah?
00:52:44Kuruan deh.
00:52:45Hacker gue bilang,
00:52:46ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone video.
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini, lo punya dua nomer.
00:52:52Lo gak tahu?
00:52:53Enggak, selalu gue satu doang.
00:52:55Dan di nomer yang satu lagi,
00:52:56ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:58Gue kira minggu namunnya sekarang ya.
00:53:00Hello, man.
00:53:28Wah.
00:53:39Wah.
00:53:40Yung!
00:53:42Yung!
00:53:43A-ah!
00:53:44Ayo!
00:53:46Makasih lo!
00:53:51Yung!
00:53:52Ayo!
00:53:53Apalagi sih?
00:53:56Apain lo pake pocet?
00:53:57Hah?
00:53:59Mau nyembunyiin apa lagi lo?
00:54:01Oh, apa.
00:54:04Apa lagi?
00:54:07Aku.
00:54:08Apa?
00:54:09Gue udah punya bukti.
00:54:11Bukti?
00:54:12Kamu punya bukti apa?
00:54:13Gak usah nilas lagi, daripada gue kasar sama lo.
00:54:15Rata.
00:54:15Apa-apa yang sih ini?
00:54:20Menantuk sayangan ibu.
00:54:24Tuh ada ibu.
00:54:26Bilang ke sana.
00:54:27Bilang apa?
00:54:30Bukti ngomong habis di Broto.
00:54:32Ngomong apa?
00:54:34Ibu ngomong.
00:54:37Ayo selingkuh.
00:54:38Kamu jangan nuduh.
00:54:39Punya bukti apa enggak?
00:54:41Siapa mau kamu telfon?
00:54:42Anton.
00:54:43Gak malu kamu di depan ibu.
00:54:45Udah jelas-jelas Anton bilang nomor yang sering telfon aku itu nomor kamu.
00:54:48Nomor satunya lagi?
00:54:50Nomor yang gue gak tau?
00:54:52Ibu tau dia punya dua nomor.
00:54:54Dan nomor yang satu itu seringnya nelfon siapa tau?
00:54:57Tuh ada mas tuh.
00:54:59Apa iya yuk?
00:55:00Tuh ada mas tuh.
00:55:30Selana dalem apa?
00:55:31Selana dalem perempuan bu.
00:55:32Pulang marah-marah minta cerai bu.
00:55:35Bilangnya apa?
00:55:36Nemuin selana dalem di mobil aku.
00:55:37Padahal nih.
00:55:40Dia yang naruh sendiri.
00:55:41Drama lo.
00:55:42Drama?
00:55:44Jadi maksud kamu hanya perempuan yang mau piara dua tahun itu aku ngarang-ngarang gitu?
00:55:49Hah?
00:55:51Ayo.
00:55:52Mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan, kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya.
00:55:56Berani enggak?
00:56:00Broto.
00:56:11Ibu sudah tahu semua.
00:56:13Tentang A-nya.
00:56:15Kelakuan kamu.
00:56:17Udah lama ibu tahu.
00:56:21Ibu tuh diam aja karena ibu pikir ini sebentar juga akan lewat.
00:56:24Ternyata kamu tuh melunjang.
00:56:39Kamu lupanya.
00:56:42Nama besar kakek kamu.
00:56:44Hadi Sutaijo.
00:56:44Yang bikin semua bisnis kamu tuh bisa lancar.
00:56:48Masih banyak kok orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu mintain tolong.
00:56:54Kamu istri baik, cantik, pintar lagi.
00:56:59Masih juga kamu selingkuh.
00:57:00Goblok!
00:57:02Tau goblok enggak?
00:57:03Kamu denger enggak ibu kamu?
00:57:08Ibu kamu sendiri baru selingkuh goblok.
00:57:10Gimana kamu goblok?
00:57:15Ayu.
00:57:17Ibu tahu tentang kamu sama Dimas.
00:57:24Ibu tahu?
00:57:26Ayu selingkuh sama Dimas.
00:57:28Ibu tahu?
00:57:29Gila kan bener kan?
00:57:30Dia ngasih keluar dari Masih.
00:57:31Jangan mau lupa-lupa, Ibu.
00:57:38Besok ibu akan panggil Dimas ke sini.
00:57:41Untuk menjelaskan semuanya.
00:57:48Enggak usah, Ibu.
00:57:50Enggak usah dipanggil Dimas.
00:57:51Ibu kalau mau ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini.
00:57:53Ayo pergi, Ibu.
00:57:55Enggak ada yang pergi kemana-mana.
00:57:56Udah kan?
00:57:58Enggak usah.
00:57:59Enggak usah panggil-panggil Dimas.
00:58:04Lu mau cerik?
00:58:07Mau harta kan?
00:58:09Oke!
00:58:11Enggak ada cerai-cerean.
00:58:14Sebelum semua ini dijelaskan.
00:58:17Besok kita bicara lagi.
00:58:20Nanti malam berotoh.
00:58:21Kamu tidur sama ibu.
00:58:22Sementara malam ini,
00:58:27kalian pikirkan baik-baik
00:58:28apa yang akan kalian putuskan untuk besok.
00:58:31Ibu gak mau.
00:58:45Keluarga ibu tuh berantakan.
00:58:49Nyongpotnya tuh susah banget.
00:58:50Jadi kayak geser.
00:58:52Gak ngerti.
00:58:53Jadi gimana?
00:58:54Raksindesti.
00:58:55Raksindesti.
00:59:06Y président.
00:59:10Y ça –
01:01:00My name is Yan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:06Yan.
01:01:08Minyak angin ya?
01:01:12Habis ngerok kamu?
01:01:14Ini sebenarnya minyak panah Kak Dil.
01:01:16Yan.
01:01:18Yan.
01:01:20Yan.
01:01:22Yan.
01:01:24Yan.
01:01:26Yan.
01:01:28Yan.
01:01:30Yan.
01:01:32Yan.
01:01:34Yan.
01:01:36Yan.
01:01:38Yan.
01:01:40Yan.
01:01:42Yan.
01:01:44Yan.
01:01:46Yan.
01:01:47Yan.
01:01:50Yan.
01:01:51Yan.
01:01:52Yaudah pokoknya gua tunggu ya?
01:01:54Yan.
01:01:58Oh
01:02:00the best go banyak banget
01:02:03Oh
01:02:07Oh
01:02:08Yondo
01:02:11I
01:02:13I
01:02:14I
01:02:15I
01:02:16I
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01:02:19I
01:02:20I
01:02:21I
01:02:22I
01:02:24I
01:02:26I
01:02:28Jakarta kan lagi karantina
01:02:30Kamu gimana sih repot
01:02:32Iya sehat-sehat
01:02:36Anak-anak sehat tau
01:02:38Enggak-enggak
01:02:39Enggak usah
01:02:40Enggak usah sama anak-anak
01:02:42Iya-iya
01:02:44Yan
01:02:46Eh
01:02:47Aku
01:02:48Aku harus kerja lagi ya
01:02:50Kok kamu masih tidur?
01:02:56Enggak badan ya?
01:03:01Enggak badan ya?
01:03:05Yaudah
01:03:07Istirahat aja
01:03:10Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam
01:03:14Aku bingung Yan
01:03:18Aku takut anak-anakku berantem
01:03:20Udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini
01:03:22Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu
01:03:26Kalo
01:03:27Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai
01:03:30Ah
01:03:31Semoga enggak ya
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tau
01:03:33Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:38Langkah kamu selanjutnya
01:03:39Selanjutnya
01:03:47Ya wis
01:03:48Itu aja
01:03:51Terima kasih ya
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:03:54Ini
01:04:12Yo don't let her go
01:04:13Oh
01:04:14Oh
01:04:15Oh
01:04:16Oh
01:04:17Oh
01:04:18Oh
01:04:20Oh
01:04:28Assalamualaikum
01:04:31Hai Dimas
01:04:32Hai Bu
01:04:33Ada apa sih Bu?
01:04:34Kok kayaknya genting banget?
01:04:35Udah nanti
01:04:36Masuk aja dulu
01:04:37Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:41Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:42Eh Mas
01:04:43Sehat
01:04:44Mas Mambang
01:04:45Kawat
01:04:46Kawat kawat kawat kawat
01:04:48Kamu kemana sih lo Bang
01:04:49Yan
01:04:50Aduh Mas
01:04:51Mas
01:04:52Kawat kawat kawat kawat kawat kawat
01:04:53Kawat kawat kawat kawat
01:04:54Kamu kemana sih lo Bang
01:04:55Yan
01:04:56Aduh Mas
01:04:57Itu adiknya bapak udah dateng loh
01:04:58Pukul pukulan gak?
01:04:59Belom
01:05:00Eh
01:05:01Tadi
01:05:02Umbun tua masuk sini
01:05:03Terus gimana?
01:05:04Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:05Aduh
01:05:06Katanya
01:05:07Kamu
01:05:09Bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:11Tadi
01:05:12Umbun tua masuk sini
01:05:13Terus gimana?
01:05:14Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:15Aduh
01:05:16Katanya
01:05:17Kamu
01:05:18Bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:20Aduh
01:05:21Katanya
01:05:22Kamu
01:05:23Bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:25Aduh
01:05:26Ya itu Mas
01:05:28Gimana dong?
01:05:29Duh
01:05:30Kalo
01:05:31Bapak sama ibu fix cerai
01:05:34Aku nganggur Mas
01:05:36Berdua dong nganggur kita
01:05:38Ah
01:05:39Nah
01:05:40Itu Yan
01:05:41Ini lo Mas
01:05:42Tabungan aku
01:05:44Aku nyalenginya disini
01:05:45Tidak
01:05:46Tidak
01:05:47Tidak
01:05:48Tidak
01:05:49Tidak
01:05:50Tidak
01:05:51Tidak
01:05:52Tidak
01:05:53Tidak
01:05:54Tidak
01:05:55Tidak
01:05:56Tidak
01:05:57Itidak
01:05:58Tidak
01:06:23I can't explain it, Ibu.
01:06:34Bro, it's like that.
01:06:36There's a lot of talk in the beginning.
01:06:39This is the problem.
01:06:42From the beginning, you don't want to hear.
01:06:45You must hear.
01:06:46You must hear.
01:06:47You must be dominant.
01:06:48Dominant?
01:06:49Who is your family?
01:06:51Okay.
01:06:52I'm a lot of decisions.
01:06:55Why?
01:06:57Because you're a blind man.
01:06:59You can't make a decision fast.
01:07:01That's what you call the family.
01:07:03No, that's not a blind man.
01:07:05You're not a blind man.
01:07:06You're not a blind man.
01:07:07You're a blind man.
01:07:08You need time to make a decision.
01:07:09You're a blind man.
01:07:10You're a blind man.
01:07:11You're a blind man.
01:07:15Ibu, now I'm a blind man.
01:07:18From the beginning of the problem.
01:07:20That's why you're a blind man.
01:07:21I, limit.
01:07:22You're a blind man exactly.
01:07:23You don't want me to move on.
01:07:24You're a blind man.
01:07:25I want your to see a spot.
01:07:27I want to dance left alone.
01:07:28I want to
01:07:47Dimas, let me explain to you.
01:08:00When I knew that you were the same for the two times,
01:08:04I felt that I needed a story.
01:08:08And it was Dimas.
01:08:12And since that time,
01:08:15I with Dimas were often talking.
01:08:20Routine talking, phone calls,
01:08:25and everything that you do in front of me,
01:08:28I also do.
01:08:30But with you.
01:08:32Look at you.
01:08:33Are you both of them?
01:08:35Wait a minute, listen to me.
01:08:37Huh?
01:08:42Dimas,
01:08:44nanti juga kamu dapat giliran.
01:08:47Udah, yuk lanjutin.
01:08:50Jadi,
01:08:51aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk menikah.
01:08:55Setelah aku cerai dari broto.
01:08:58Tapi ibu tenang aja.
01:09:01Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:05Cuma bedanya,
01:09:07kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:10Ya.
01:09:12Ya enggak lah.
01:09:14Enggak, enggak, enggak.
01:09:15Shh, shh, shh.
01:09:16Udah yang diem.
01:09:18Ibu udah dengar semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah clear.
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:29Dan lo.
01:09:31Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo,
01:09:33dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:35Gak perlu disuruh.
01:09:39Udah aku siapin dari kemarin.
01:09:41Bagus.
01:09:42Bu, bu, bu.
01:09:43Ini semua itu bohong, bu.
01:09:44Ini gak bener kayak begini.
01:09:45Mas, sumpah demi Allah.
01:09:46Gue gak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ibu, mas.
01:09:48Lo denger.
01:09:50Bobo Tuhan tuh.
01:09:52Sama.
01:09:53Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia.
01:09:54Tukang les.
01:09:56Makan.
01:09:57Janik, kesini ya.
01:10:00Siap, bu.
01:10:04Aku dipanggil sama ibu sepuh.
01:10:06Aduh.
01:10:09Doain aku ya, mas.
01:10:12Ya.
01:10:13Semangat, sayang.
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:17Eh, mas.
01:10:18Tapi,
01:10:19kalau ini semua selesai,
01:10:22Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja.
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja.
01:10:27Aku rela.
01:10:28Ya.
01:10:29Kalau itu aku mau.
01:10:30Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:32Apa?
01:10:33Jangan pernah yanati aku.
01:10:36Ya.
01:10:38Yani, Yani.
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:46Kalau urusan janji setia,
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh.
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:55Seperti kata Glenn Bradley.
01:10:58Tak pernah setengahan.
01:11:02Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, mas.
01:11:04Udah ganti, Tompi.
01:11:06Pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:08Janji ya.
01:11:09Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:10Mas Bambang.
01:11:11Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:23Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:26Tapi pake senyum-senyum.
01:11:29Ya terus?
01:11:30Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum?
01:11:32Oh ya, jelas dong.
01:11:35Ini handphone.
01:11:36Sengaja saya tinggalin di sini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:39Ibu!
01:11:41Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:45Ya, ya.
01:11:46Ya udah, Janji kebelakangan lagi Ibu.
01:11:49Ibu makan dong.
01:11:50Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Janji lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Ya, ibu.
01:11:55Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Nih buktinya.
01:11:59Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:01Terus sejak saat itu.
01:12:05Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelupain gitu.
01:12:08Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:11Bu, Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu.
01:12:13Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:14Lu masih ngeles aja ya?
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu, Mas.
01:12:23Sumpah Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku.
01:12:25Suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:26Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:28Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewe siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:34Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak.
01:12:37Mbaayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa.
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah.
01:12:47Aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop.
01:12:49Aku cut sampe disitu Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbaayu.
01:12:53Mbaayu nge-chat.
01:12:54Aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas.
01:12:57Nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya.
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:01Dimas kamu ngapain sih Dimas?
01:13:03Mba.
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba.
01:13:10Ini angkat bagiannya lu hapus.
01:13:12Aduh capek.
01:13:13Itu udah murus ya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mbaayu.
01:13:16Oke.
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus.
01:13:18Di handphone Mbaayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:19Gitu aja.
01:13:20Ayu.
01:13:21Boleh beli liat handphone kamu.
01:13:25Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu.
01:13:29Aku.
01:13:30Ini yang salah brota gua.
01:13:32Aku cuma disakitin.
01:13:33Aku yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:35Ibu.
01:13:36Ibu.
01:13:37Ini aku Ayu.
01:13:38Anak perumun ibu ya.
01:13:39Ibu sayang.
01:13:40Ibu.
01:13:41Ibu.
01:13:42Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:46Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:50Makanya.
01:13:51Ibu mau biar.
01:13:52Biar ini jelas.
01:13:54Ya ibu.
01:13:55Ibu.
01:14:05Ayo ibu.
01:14:06Ya.
01:14:17Ibu.
01:14:22Hai.
01:14:23Aku masih dinimu.
01:14:25Aku keburu bekas dulu.
01:17:05Positif hamil?
01:17:08Bu?
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu?
01:17:12Positif hamil, Bu?
01:17:42Aku emang sama sendiri.
01:17:52Aku tak pernah punya siapa-siapa.
01:17:59Aku tak patis punya siapa-siapa.
01:18:01Aku selalu percaya...
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01:18:25Aku selalu percaya...
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01:18:29Semua terjadi...
01:18:31Semua terjadi...
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01:19:05Dulu...
01:19:07Sekarang...
01:19:09Dan selamanya.
01:19:11Dulu...
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01:19:15Tepu...
01:19:25Ya...
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01:19:59Aaaaaaaah!
01:20:03Tampoche!
01:20:07Tampouche!
01:20:09Tampouche!
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