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00:00You
00:30Now you're here
00:49And now I know just where I'm going
00:52No more doubts or fears
00:55I'm on my way
00:59Nice to see you
01:01To see you
01:01Nice
01:02Thank you very much
01:12Thank you
01:13You know what he's called the best lines
01:18Anyway
01:20I mean it's one of those things
01:22You just pull up with me for one week and that's the end
01:24You know to me
01:25Anyway so nice to have a little chat
01:27Bye bye nice to meet you
01:29Nice to see you
01:30Yes
01:30Bye bye Frankie
01:34Bye bye
01:34I've had a terrible day with me all day long
01:45He's been walking around the studio with a portable television set
01:47Just in case I say something about it
01:49I heard that
01:50Oh see what I mean
01:51But my next guest I need to have no fears about
01:53Because I can have a normal conversation with
01:55And I'm looking forward so much to meeting right now
01:57The very lovely Julie Rogers
01:59Hello Julie
02:11Hello Bruce
02:12May I say you're looking very very lovely to see me
02:15Well thank you what a nice thing to say
02:16Well I do mean it
02:17What's he after
02:19He's not normally like this
02:20Don't you starve
02:21Just end up with all the slobber chops
02:24Oi
02:24I'm writing all this down for my solicitor
02:27Look let's talk about something a bit more pleasant
02:31Where are you going for your holidays
02:32Holidays?
02:33I don't want him around
02:35I'll say I'm going somewhere impossible
02:37Um
02:38China
02:39Oh really
02:40Funny lady
02:42And to hear her thinking that I want to you know
02:44Go where she's around
02:46I mean I don't understand it
02:47Follow her around
02:47Why should I?
02:49Brucey where are you going?
02:52China
02:52I just thought of a reason why I want to follow her around
02:55Oh you're not
02:57Are you?
02:58No I'm not
02:58I was thinking of going on one of these sort of holiday cruises
03:01Get away from all your troubles
03:02Like income tax
03:03Frankie Howard and such like
03:05Why don't we go down to the travel agents
03:07And find out
03:08Well for a very good reason
03:09I'll just hold on a bit
03:11Oh it's all right
03:13They're ready
03:13Let's take a boat to Bermuda
03:21Let's take a plane to St. Paul
03:25Let's take a glider to Devon for cider
03:28Let's get away from it all
03:30Let's take a trip in a trailer
03:34Let's go to Rome
03:36Have a ball
03:37There's nothing finer than Chow mein in China
03:41Let's get away from it all
03:43We'll travel round
03:45From town to town
03:47We'll visit every place
03:49I'll repeat I love you sweet
03:53Even up in Spain
03:56Let's take a trip to Niagara
03:58No
03:59New York is great in the fall
04:02No
04:03Let's rent a hut dear
04:04Oh don't be a nut dear
04:06Let's get away from it all
04:07And I can't wait to get away from you as well
04:09Well you go your way
04:10And I'll go mine
04:10Suits me fine
04:12I hope it rains
04:13I'll be
04:14Oh you go
04:15Didn't you say?
04:34Didn't you say?
04:35Didn't we say?
04:37Didn't who say?
04:38Didn't you say you were off to China
04:45Fancy meeting you here
04:48Didn't you just board an ocean liner
04:51Fancy meeting you here
04:54Didn't we agree that our affair was too frantic
05:00And we both feel good divided by the wide Atlantic
05:06Goodbye
05:07Weren't you yachting off the Riviera
05:21With the Nassas
05:22Fancy meeting you here
05:24Tell me
05:25Is it jolly roaming the Sahara
05:28Fancy meeting you here
05:31If you don't think I have missed your loving
05:34Let's get this clear
05:36Dear
05:37Fancy me
05:38Fancy meeting you right here
05:41Goodbye
05:41Shut up
05:43Thought you went to market with a Persian
05:56It was close
05:57Fancy meeting you here
05:59Did you take that African excursion
06:02Missed the bus
06:03For the local zoo here
06:06If you don't think it's a kick to see
06:08Let's get this clear
06:11Dear
06:12Round the world I've tried so hard to find you
06:15You should have looked cause I was right behind you
06:18Fancy me
06:20Fancy meeting you
06:22Now?
06:25No
06:25Oh
06:26Now
06:29Right here
06:33Right here
06:34Right here
06:35Right here
06:40Right here
06:44Ta-da
06:45Ta-da
06:45Well now
06:48I don't know whether any of you are thinking of having a few music lessons or a refresher course on an instrument or other but if you do be very careful where you go because some of these teachers can be a bit peculiar
07:00Thank you and welcome to part two
07:19Lovely bit of five and eleven three isn't it
07:25Local joke
07:32But there's a hundred square yards of zhuzh there
07:36Hundred square yards of zhuzh and it's here for a very special reason because now we're going to meet my very beautiful dancing partner Miss Alita Morrison
07:44Don't you walk anywhere
08:14I've seen photographs
08:22And facsimiles
08:25That have set my heart off
08:30In a world
08:32Nothing can be getting swept off your feet by a real live girl
08:40Left myself dare to go dancing on air
08:44With a real live girl
08:47Girls were like fellas was once my belief
08:51What a reversal and what a relief
08:54I'll take the flowering hat
08:57And the towering heel
08:58And the feel of a real
09:02Life
09:04Life
09:16Life
09:18Life
09:20Though
09:23Life
09:24Were
09:26Under
09:28People
10:34Of course, you see, what annoys me is this.
10:39It gets all the hundred yards of jujie gets.
10:41All I get is this bit of cardboard here.
10:43It says painted cardboard.
10:47Big Ed.
10:48No, but, um, ladies and gentlemen, um, I'm going to give you a tip for nothing that I usually tip.
10:58Please yourselves.
10:59No, um, now, look, if anyone asks you to be a spy, say no.
11:05Don't get involved.
11:06Believe me, Lisa, nothing but trouble, and I know, because they asked me.
11:09They did.
11:11Your pardon, you, they did.
11:13No, ah, no, I said, no, ah, no, I'll tell you what happened.
11:15No, you see, it's he that died.
11:18I was sitting at home one night, placidly knitting, and there was this knock, you see.
11:24So I went to the door, opened the door, and this man stood there.
11:27He said, uh, Mrs. Howard.
11:29So, uh, I'll put the knitting down quick, I can tell you.
11:32He said, I said, no, Mr. Howard.
11:35He said, oh, yes.
11:36He said, I've been, um, I've been sent along by higher authorities, he said.
11:40They want you to come and join us.
11:43So I said, now, look.
11:44I said, I admire your work very much.
11:47But I said, really, I can't afford to waste every Sunday morning on street corners playing trumpets.
11:52He said, oh, no, no.
11:53We're not the Salvation Army.
11:55So I said, I thought, well, that only leaves the Liberal Party.
11:57So, um, he said, no, you see, uh, British espionage.
12:03I am a spy.
12:05Well, I was flabbergasted.
12:08My flabber has never been so gassed.
12:12Well, for the past three years, he'd been delivering my bread.
12:15He was my baker.
12:16He said, no, no, I'm not really a baker.
12:18He said, that's just a cover.
12:19I'm really a spy.
12:20And, of course, that explained it, you see.
12:22It all fell into place.
12:24All those plans of Russian rockets I kept finding in me French rolls.
12:29And why my bill was always in code.
12:30Because it takes me three weeks to work out what I owe him.
12:34And anyone's paying in rubles.
12:35I've always thought, I've always thought it was just bad baking.
12:38Of course, I realised, now, it was bad spying.
12:40Anyway, he said, uh, we've been observing you.
12:43And he said, we think that you could be of some small service to the community.
12:48You see, that says a lot for what I've been doing up to now, doesn't it?
12:51Anyway, he said, um, it'll all be arranged.
12:54Number one, we'll come round and see you and explain your duties.
12:59So, of course, you see, they do it so cleverly.
13:02So secretly.
13:03I was sitting at home next day, there's a knock at the door.
13:05So I went to the door, opened the door.
13:07And while I was there, two men climbed in my back window.
13:10See, went through all the wardrobes, all the drawers, under the bed, in the cushions, everywhere.
13:14I'm climbing out again with me piggy bank and a silver ashtray.
13:19Never seen them since, no.
13:21Nothing to do with spines.
13:22Just burglars, cheeky devils.
13:24Anyway, eventually, number one came round, you see.
13:28And he said, well, he said, it seems to us that you have a lot of spare time.
13:33He said, you seem to travel a lot and don't seem to do a great deal when you get there.
13:38That's my act he's talking about.
13:40He said, we think you could help us.
13:42You know, little ways, like, for instance, he said, you could pass on messages or receive information.
13:48So I said, well, now look.
13:50How much?
13:51I said, let's get the money straight.
13:53But he said, you're doing this for her majesty.
13:56I said, look, I will do this for her majesty as long as she's on the back of a couple of fivers.
14:05He said, now look, I must warn you, it could be very dangerous.
14:08Because, he said, the, um, they, he said, will stop at nothing to discredit you.
14:16They'll use all sorts of immoral and depraved methods.
14:19So I said, um, don't anticipate, wait a minute.
14:27I said, um, if I join you, I said, well, do you think the, um, they, because I was getting the hang of it now.
14:35I said, they'll try and corrupt me.
14:37I said, with low bribes and unscrupulous women and that.
14:40He said, yes.
14:40I said, well, count me in.
14:43Well, let's face it, there's nothing like a bit of free depravity, is there?
14:47I mean, look at the price, you have to pay for it normally.
14:51I mean, those, those, what the butler saw machines are thruppence now, you know.
14:59And it's the same old film.
15:01Anyway, I was, listen, no, don't, please, you're tittering now.
15:05Listen, naughty tittermongers.
15:08No.
15:09You see, I was sworn to secrecy, to secrecy, and, secrecy, and I put down seven or six deposit on a spy kit.
15:19And, yes, and, no, listen, and number one said to me, now, look, he said, you will proceed to Paris.
15:26And when you get there, a man will try to contact you.
15:31I said, I know, it's shocking in Paris these days, isn't it?
15:37He said, you will give the password, he said.
15:40The sun shall not set on Salford East.
15:44So, and he said, your spy kit will be delivered.
15:47And it was, next day I come home, and pinned on the door was a card.
15:51British Intelligence Service.
15:52Our spy called today, but got no reply.
15:57Spy kit left in garage.
15:59So much for secrecy.
16:00Anyway, next day, I travelled to Paris by air, you see, pretending to be an entertainer, and I landed, and I walked down.
16:13How dare you!
16:16So, anyway, I walked down the stairs of the tarmac, and this man was a man there with his mac, a raincoat, and a hat.
16:21So, I said to him, the sun shall not set on Salford East.
16:27Of course, luckily, as usual, of course, got the wrong man, quite the wrong man.
16:31He only used two words.
16:33And he said to him, there was no reply to those, I'm telling you.
16:42In the whole history of mankind, no one has ever devised a suitable reply to the two words he used.
16:50And all of a sudden, all of a sudden, I heard a sound.
16:54Psst!
16:55And this little man came sidling up.
16:58He said, psst!
17:00I said, who is?
17:09He said, please, please!
17:14Let us remember where we are.
17:16He said, you must go, he said, to Belgrade.
17:23I don't understand it in Paris, I didn't land on the floor then.
17:28So, anyway, I got this plane, I went to Belgrade.
17:31I landed, another man was there, a messenger waiting for me.
17:34He said, you must go to Budapest.
17:36So, another ticket, another plane, on to Budapest.
17:39Went to Budapest, landed, another man was there.
17:41He said, you must go to Istanbul.
17:44So, another plane, another ticket, on to Istanbul.
17:47Another man was waiting there.
17:48He said, return to Paris.
17:50And he said, if you pass, go, collect £200.
17:56See, so I came back with £200.
17:59Yes, back to the country.
18:00But you see, the trouble was this.
18:02But they sent me in a bill, a bread bill, for £740, five and four.
18:07Bread bill.
18:08Five and four for the bill, and £740 for the airfare to Paris, Belgrade, Budapest,
18:15and one I've missed, Istanbul.
18:18Yes.
18:18Well, you see, that's the trouble.
18:20And, of course, I can't complain, that's the trouble,
18:21because I'm sworn to secrecy, aren't I?
18:23So, look, please, don't tell anyone I've told you.
18:26Now, promise me you won't, will you?
18:28Thank you very much.
18:32Now, ladies, thank you very much.
18:40We better get on with the next item now.
18:41Let's see.
18:42Oh, it's Julie.
18:43Julie, love, I should do your song now,
18:45before Big Gob gets on again.
18:46Someday, somehow, somewhere,
19:04There's a place for us, somewhere, a place for us.
19:23There's a time for us, someday, the time for us.
19:36There's a time for us, someday, the time for us.
19:50Time to gather, with time to spare, time to learn, time to care.
20:01Someday, somewhere, we'll find a new way of living.
20:12We'll find a way of forgiving, somewhere, there's a time for us.
20:33A place, and a time for us, hold my hand, and we're halfway there, hold my hand, and I'll take you there.
20:53Someday, somewhere, somewhere, we'll find a new way of living.
21:06We'll find a way of forgiving, somewhere.
21:17There's a time for us, a place, and a time for us, hold my hand, and we're halfway there, hold my hand,
21:45And I'll take you there, someday, somehow, somewhere.
22:15All right, you wait till you see him.
22:25Very few people know that Frankie Howard is a Shakespearean actor.
22:29In fact, come to me, nobody knows.
22:31He's not quite sure himself.
22:33That's why tonight, he wishes to attempt, and this is on his head,
22:36he wishes to attempt the soliloquy from Hamlet, on his own, with me.
22:42In the background, to see if everything's all right.
22:45And by the way, don't blame me for this at all, it was his idea, I didn't want to know about it.
22:48The scene is the battlements of Elsinore.
22:58Hamlet, frustrated by the attempts to revenge his father's death,
23:04considers the attraction to suicide.
23:05To be, or not to be, that is the question.
23:27Whether it is nobler in the mind, to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
23:37or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
23:41and by opposing, end of them.
23:46To be, or not to be, that is the question.
23:57Perchance to dream.
24:00To die, to sleep.
24:02To die, to sleep, no more.
24:08Perchance to dream.
24:09To die, to sleep, no more.
24:11To die, to deep.
24:12To die, to sleep, no more.
24:15To die, to sleep, no more.
24:17Perchance to dream, no more.
24:19To dream.
24:20Perchance to dream, you see.
24:22Because, in that dream of death,
24:27in that sleep of death, what dreams may come.
24:31When we have shuffled off, this mortal coil must give us pause.
24:38For, who would?
24:45For, who would be a chance to dream?
24:52A chance to dream.
24:53Who would bear?
24:57Who would what?
24:58Bear!
24:59Bear!
25:00Bear!
25:01For, who would, uh, uh, stomach the whips and scorns of time?
25:13Bear!
25:14Who would expose himself to the whips and scorns of time?
25:19Bear!
25:20Bear!
25:21Bear!
25:22Who would bear the whips and scorns of time?
25:25Uh, uh...
25:26The oppressor's wrong.
25:27The oppressor's wrong!
25:29Uh, who would bear...
25:30The pangs of this prize loud.
25:33The laws delay the insolence of office.
25:35Yes.
25:36Who would bear all that lot.
25:38When he himself might his quietus make.
25:43With, uh, uh, something, a bodkin.
25:46Bear bodkin.
25:48A what bodkin?
25:50Uh...
25:51Yes.
25:52While he himself might his quietus make.
25:55While, uh, having an operation.
25:57Uh, uh, while, uh, having a bit of slap and tickle.
26:02No, a bear.
26:05Yeah, we guess.
26:06With a bear bodkin.
26:08Uh, and, uh, who would fardles?
26:11Uh, who would fardles?
26:13Bear!
26:14Uh, he's cunning.
26:16Who would buy...
26:19Fair.
26:20Ah, yeah.
26:21Who would bardles fair?
26:23Far the bear!
26:24Yeah.
26:25Uh, findles, vint, fair.
26:27Who, uh...
26:29Grunt and sweat under a weary life.
26:31Two grunts with grit under a weary life.
26:34Why, life!
26:35Why, life!
26:36Life!
26:37Life!
26:38Life!
26:39I said life!
26:40Life!
26:41And, uh, who, uh, who would, uh...
26:43Huh?
26:44Uh, no.
26:45Who would, um...
26:46The dread.
26:47The dread.
26:48The dread.
26:49Of.
26:50Of.
26:51Something after death.
26:52Yeah, the bear after death.
26:53No!
26:54But the dread of something after death.
26:56The undiscovered country from who was born.
26:58No traveller returns.
26:59Puzzles the will.
27:00And makes us rather...
27:01Uh, makes us rather, uh...
27:03Something the ills we have than fly.
27:05Um...
27:06Mare, bear the...
27:07Yes.
27:08Makes us rather show our navels than fly to others.
27:11Oh, no, no, no, no.
27:12And, um...
27:13And, um...
27:14And, um...
27:15And, um...
27:16The vast conscience of the cowards of us all.
27:19Yes.
27:20His cichlid ore.
27:21No, not that bit yet.
27:22His cichlid ore, not that bit yet.
27:23Yes.
27:24And, um...
27:25The pale, uh...
27:26The pale cast of it all.
27:27The cichlid ore.
27:28Thus.
27:29A great pippa moment.
27:30What?
27:31Uh...
27:32The currents turn to rise.
27:33And, uh, yeah...
27:35Travel.
27:36Along.
27:37To sing a song.
27:38Time.
27:39Time.
27:40Time.
27:41Time.
27:42Time.
27:43Time.
27:44And let it go!
28:07Time.
28:08Time.
28:09Time.
28:10Time.
28:11Time.
28:12Time.
28:13Time.
28:14Time.
28:15Time.
28:16Time.
28:17Time.
28:18Time.
28:19Time.
28:20Time.
28:21Time.
28:22Time.
28:23Time.
28:24Time.
28:25Time.
28:26Time.
28:27Time.
28:28Time.
28:29Time.
28:30Time.
28:31Time.
28:32Time.
28:33Time.
28:34Time.
28:35Time.
28:36Time.
28:37Depends on you
28:41I never mind
28:45The rain from the sky
28:49When I can have
28:54All the sun
28:55In your eyes
28:58Sometimes I love you
29:02Then I hate you
29:05And when I hate you
29:09It's because I love you
29:13That's how I am
29:18So what can I do
29:22I'm happy
29:25Just because I'm
29:28Always chasing rainbows
29:35Watching clouds drifting by
29:39My schemes
29:45Just like all my dreams
29:49Ending in the sky
29:55And that's why
30:00Sometimes I love you
30:04Sometimes I hate you
30:08And when I hate you
30:12It's because I love you
30:16That's how I am
30:18That's how I am
30:20So what can I do
30:24I'm happy
30:28When I'm with
30:30Slap happy
30:32When I'm with
30:34Tap happy
30:36When I'm with you
30:40Rotten
30:52No
30:54No
30:58No
31:00I must know
31:01But to be honest
31:01Very serious
31:02He's very good
31:02No he's very good for his age
31:04But um
31:04No
31:08No
31:09No
31:09I'm sorry
31:10I'm laughing
31:11I'm in it
31:12It's naughty
31:12Ladies and gentlemen
31:13Um
31:15We now come to my turn
31:17And I knew you'd be pleased
31:18And um
31:20Tonight
31:20I'm going to
31:22Render
31:23A lovely
31:25Modern ballad
31:27Of today
31:28Yesterday
31:29Now
31:31And I'm going to be
31:32Accompanied
31:33On the clavichord
31:35But
31:35Bruce
31:37Bruce
31:38Bruce
31:39Listen
31:40What's up now Frankie
31:41I mean I need a pianist
31:42Don't I
31:43Can't you hold him on your own again
31:44I need a hold
31:45Alright don't worry
31:50Don't worry
31:50You want a pianist
31:51I'll play for you
31:52Right I'll play for you
31:53Well that's most kind
31:54A little worrying
31:55But most kind
31:56Alright now
31:58No need to worry
31:59I'll play for you
32:00I'll be your pianist
32:00Thank you
32:01Don't worry about a thing
32:02I'll play
32:02Well ladies and gentlemen
32:03I'm going to sing this song
32:05Which I've had
32:06I've played for people before
32:07Don't worry
32:08Don't worry
32:09Don't worry about a thing
32:11It's very very kind
32:12Anything you want to sing
32:14I'll play
32:15Any key you like
32:15I'll play
32:16Any song you like
32:17Yes sir
32:17And I'm going to sing
32:19Shut up
32:20Can't talk to me like that
32:24I have to be your host
32:25Host do you
32:26You're not here as my host
32:28You're watching yourself again
32:29Yes I am
32:30It's not worth watching you
32:33Let's honest
32:34Let's face it
32:37I'm the pretty one
32:39Now
32:41Don't take a vote on it
32:43No
32:44Where we got
32:46Now
32:46Now listen
32:47You play for me right
32:49Now look
32:49I'm going to sing
32:50You're here
32:51In your capacity
32:52As a pianist
32:53And they are
32:53Ten a penny
32:54So watch it mate
32:55Right
32:56Alright
32:57Now ladies and gentlemen
32:58I'm going to sing
32:59I'm going to sing
33:02Yesterday
33:03You can't say that
33:04Oh
33:04You can't say that
33:06You can say
33:07You can say I sang
33:07I'm going to sing today
33:08Or I'm going to sing tomorrow
33:09But you have to say
33:10I sang yesterday
33:11Oh
33:11A witty pianist
33:15There aren't many of those
33:17About today are there
33:18And there'll be one
33:19Less in a minute
33:20Right
33:22Ladies and gentlemen
33:22Yesterday
33:23I didn't expect that
33:31Yesterday
33:33Yesterday
33:34That's what I expected
33:46Look just play my version
33:50There had to be
33:50The Lennon and McCartney version
33:52Well do I look like
33:53Lennon and McCartney
33:54Have I got two heads
33:55Or something
33:55Yes
33:56That doesn't sound
33:56Anything like
33:57Yesterday
33:58Well how does it go then
33:59It goes
34:00Yesterday
34:01All my trouble
34:02Seems so far away
34:04That's yesterday
34:06Sounds like a fault night
34:07I asked for that one
34:11Didn't I
34:12I must be the most
34:14Reluctant straight man
34:15In the business
34:16Right
34:18I'm sorry
34:19But I got carried away
34:20Yes
34:20He will be in a minute
34:23Play my version
34:25I don't know your version
34:26And we're not likely
34:27To the way you're
34:28Rabbiting on
34:28No one is ever likely to
34:30Now look it's a
34:30Perfectly simple
34:32Arrangement
34:33Blending a beautiful voice
34:35With a beautiful melody
34:36We don't want any
34:37All these twiddly bits
34:38Up and down
34:38Don't give yourself
34:39The horrors
34:40Look
34:40You've got a lovely voice
34:42And I agree
34:42You've got a beautiful voice
34:43In fact
34:43I think your voice
34:44Is as good as the other
34:44Frank is
34:45What do you mean
34:46Thorne
34:46No
34:46Cousins
34:47Political stuff now
34:53Yes
34:56Tell me
34:57Do you know
34:57The road to the Isles
34:58Oh yes
34:59Would you like me to play it
35:00No
35:00Take it
35:01I can be as corny
35:03As you mate
35:04Don't worry
35:05I can get the cheap ones
35:07As well
35:07Now play my version
35:09Will you please
35:09Well there's your version
35:10Go
35:10It goes
35:11Look
35:12It got
35:12Door
35:13Yesterday
35:14Yesterday
35:15That's all
35:15Now you can do that
35:16Anyone can do that
35:17Door
35:17Yesterday
35:19Now go like that
35:20That's what you want
35:20Right
35:20That's right
35:21Right
35:21One after two
35:22One two
35:23Door
35:24No I don't
35:27Look
35:27Play it
35:28Play a note
35:30A note
35:31Right
35:31Yes
35:32I can't sing that
35:35I must consider my wife and kids
35:38You haven't got any kids
35:40I'll never show it
35:40If I sing that note
35:41I don't
35:42No
35:46Right
35:46Give us a note now
35:47Choose one of them
35:49All right
35:50The first on the left
35:52As you go in
35:52All right
35:53I mean
35:54Honestly you must think
35:56I was born yesterday
35:56No I haven't started a song
35:59Oh will tomorrow never come
36:02Now
36:03Look
36:04Just sing
36:05The notes that I
36:06Look
36:07Play your notes you've seen
36:08Now just shut that big mouth
36:10Oh I haven't seen a word
36:11Now look
36:13It's the piano is open
36:14Now
36:15I've never knew when it came on
36:20Now
36:20I'll play the notes you sing
36:23Now just play
36:24Look
36:25I'm in my own speech
36:26Just play
36:27My part's been whittled down
36:30As it is
36:31Now listen
36:32Just play the notes that I sing
36:35Can you do that
36:35Now it's
36:36Very obvious
36:37Oh these amateurs
36:38Here we are
36:38Right
36:38Right
36:39Now let's play
36:40And yesterday
36:41Or my troubles seem
36:45So far away
36:48Way
36:49That note isn't even on the piano
36:53Oh I can take no more
36:56I can't
36:56I think I've upset him at last
36:59Oh you know he might go
37:01Oh no he's offering
37:02He's going to say
37:03To be or not to be
37:06I'm sorry
37:07I really am
37:08Look look
37:09I don't know how to make it up
37:09Look what about doing a nice song and dance number with me
37:12What you now
37:12Yeah
37:13Well I know you like that sort of thing
37:16Well I do indulge occasionally
37:18Right okay we'll do a nice song and dance number
37:19One two three four
37:21Come on
37:27Hold on hold on what's the matter
37:31Don't you know it
37:35Do I look as though I know it
37:37All right I'll teach it to you
37:41I'll be patient
37:42All right then
37:43For his sake
37:44All right we'll take it stage at times
37:45All right we'll take it stage at times
37:46All right we'll take it stage at times
37:46All right now go off with it
37:54I'll hold your wrists
37:55That's better
37:56Don't break it
37:58Right step
37:59Step off with your right foot
38:00Right
38:00And then you party beret behind
38:02In front of all this lot
38:04I should say
38:04You're a bitch
38:06Step off with your right
38:08Yes
38:08You party beret in front
38:10I don't mind that
38:10So as long as I can see everybody
38:12Yeah I don't
38:12Again
38:14And then together
38:16That's all it is
38:17Then you go off again
38:18On the other foot
38:18I understand
38:19Are you ready
38:19We'll take it nice and slow
38:20Nice and slow
38:21Don't let's run before we can walk
38:23All right
38:23One
38:23Two
38:24Three
38:25Four
38:25Dum
38:26Dum
38:27Dum
38:27Dum
38:28Big
38:28Big
38:29Big
38:29Pretty
38:30Isn't it
38:31Super
38:31I've shown you the step
38:46Why don't you do it
38:47Do it
38:47Do it
38:47Do it
38:48You won't get an Oscar for this
38:52I hope you'll worry
38:52Working yourself up
38:55I only came in here after the rain
38:56Didn't I
38:57Well it's stopped hasn't it
39:00Well there's a shower left here next to me
39:02What a witty repartee
39:05What a week it's been with you
39:06Now I'm not doing that
39:08You do my step
39:09Listen come over there
39:09Now do my step
39:10Now look it's a
39:11What now what's this
39:11It's a
39:12And a whisk
39:14The
39:16Nureyef of Notting Hill Gate
39:18All right
39:18Turn two
39:19Three
39:20Oh
39:20Ha ha
39:21That's a new year in a minute
39:23Yes
39:24Well I'm not doing that step
39:25You've got to do my step
39:26I'm not doing your step
39:27Because the girls have rehearsed my step
39:28Julie
39:28And Lisa
39:29We'll do our step
39:31All right
39:31And this is the finale
39:32Believe it or not
39:33Oh look
39:34All right
39:34I thought we were going to bed
39:35Look
39:36We'll do the thing
39:39And we'll also sing at the same time
39:41All right
39:41It's your kind of song
39:42It's all on the same note
39:43Yeah
39:44So is the fee I'm getting for this
39:45Right
39:45Here we go then
39:46One
39:47Two
39:47Three
39:48Four
39:48I'm singing
39:56Come on
39:58Let's go
39:58On the wrong foot
40:03Come on
40:03You're on the wrong foot
40:04I'm sick of that
40:06Oh
40:06I'm sick of that
40:07I'm sick of that
40:08I'm sick of that
40:38I'm sick of that
40:40Sorry
41:02I'm sick of that
41:03I'm fake of that
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