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00:00This must be some Bin Laden-level shit they're bringing in the CIA.
00:17They even brought in their NSA tech nerds.
00:20Hey, Trunk.
00:23Baby.
00:24My man.
00:25What's up, man?
00:26What are they doing?
00:27Hey, what'd y'all think this is about?
00:30I bet you a box of clothes.
00:31It's Taliban.
00:32I don't know.
00:33I'm doing Russia.
00:34Really?
00:35As long as it's not Yemen.
00:36Why can't more shit go down in Fiji?
00:38Nice to shoot somebody on the beach for a chance.
00:40Oh, I know.
00:48Damn.
00:49She's pretty hot.
00:52It's my daughter.
00:53I figured.
00:55She looks just like you.
00:58The name's Hagerty.
01:00Army EOD.
01:04Paul Young.
01:05Air Force.
01:08I feel like we're gonna be best friends.
01:10Thank you all for coming.
01:13I'm sure you're wondering what this operation is about and why all the secrecy.
01:18The truth is, some special ops are more special than others.
01:22And this one is unprecedented in our nation's history.
01:27You've been selected for an elite tactical unit.
01:31The best of the best combining forces in a way we've never done before to combat a threat we've never seen before.
01:39A portable nuclear device on U.S. soil.
01:43Leading this up will be the best of the best of the best.
01:53Agent Ava Winters.
01:56The room is yours.
01:58Good morning, everyone.
02:02Normally I'd start by saying I'm honored to leave this very impressive team.
02:06But screw the pleasantries, I'm gonna get straight to it.
02:09Last week we intercepted communications of the terrorist plot from an arms dealer operating out of Russia.
02:14Told you.
02:16Ivan Koslov.
02:17He keeps a low profile, but in the illegal arms trade he sits at the top of the pyramid.
02:22His father was Dmitry Koslov.
02:25A former KGB agent who had access to the Soviet Union's nuclear stockpile.
02:30We took him out with an airstrike back in 99.
02:33His wife and daughter were collateral damage, as you can imagine.
02:37Ivan Koslov has held a bit of a grudge.
02:40What'd you think?
02:41She's cute for her suit.
02:43Careful, ma'am.
02:44I don't shit where I eat.
02:45Senior Chief McKnight, is it?
02:47That's the name my mama gave me.
02:48Something you want to share?
02:49No, ma'am.
02:50Just ready to make these commie bastards eat shit.
02:52Well, as my tactical lead on this op, this is the most important briefing of your entire life.
02:56So, pay attention.
02:57I'm gonna be using some big words.
02:58And unlike in high school, there will be no band geek to cheat off of.
03:01Fuck you, man.
03:04This is an early blueprint of the holy grail of nuclear arms.
03:08With a five kiloton yield.
03:11Enough to level an entire city.
03:14Ivan has plans to sell this to the highest bidder.
03:17We're talking millions of American lives at stake.
03:22And that's just from the initial blast.
03:24The fallout will prove exponentially more catastrophic.
03:28Your job is to locate and neutralize this device before the transaction can take place.
03:35It's going to take every ounce of your skill sets.
03:40All of you working together as a well-oiled machine.
03:46What the fuck is wrong with you?
03:48Let's be sobering up!
03:49You want to get a hangover, be my guest.
03:51I'm keeping the buzz going so I don't crash.
03:53Can you guys stop bickering for five whole seconds?
03:55You're like an old married couple.
03:58Whoa, where did you get those from?
04:00I already left the minibar before we left.
04:02Gimme, gimme, these gummies are hitting me.
04:04I'm sorry, once I popped, I couldn't stop.
04:05Give me a fucking check!
04:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
04:08Give me a fucking check!
04:10Hey!
04:11Hey!
04:12Watch it back there!
04:13I swear to Christ, I will land this thing!
04:16Somebody struck Haggerty in!
04:18He's fine, Paul.
04:19Just fucking track him.
04:20You know what?
04:21Everyone just take a second, all right?
04:23Take a breath!
04:24Let me see it!
04:25Huh?
04:26Now get your shit together!
04:29We have six hours and 54 minutes to find the nuke!
04:33Can't wait to keep the shit out of our Russian cocksucker!
04:36Not that there's anything wrong with sucking cocks.
04:41To each his own, or her own, or their own.
04:44I swear, that was the last one.
04:45Give me a fucking check!
04:46Give me a fucking check!
04:47Give me a fucking check!
04:48Give me a fucking check!
04:49What did I see?
04:50Not in my chopper!
04:51You guys are terrible!
04:52You fucking fucked up!
04:53That's an order!
04:54Paul, a little help here?
04:55Yep.
04:56Yep.
04:57On it.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Yeah.
05:01That's a lot of work.
05:22Paul.
05:23A little help here?
05:24Yep, on it.
05:25You got it?
05:26Yeah.
05:27Great.
05:29You need to keep a distance from these people unless you want them to smell booze on your breath.
05:33Yeah, what you mean, we'll fix your hair so it doesn't look like we just pegged.
05:36No one can know about that.
05:38The last thing I need is my authority under mine because you bragged about sleeping with the boss.
05:43What is there to brag about? I didn't even come.
05:44No, it doesn't make me not come.
05:46Keep your fucking mouth shut and let me do the talking.
05:49I want to present a professional...
05:51Oh, shit!
05:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:54Okay.
05:55Are you okay, Agent Winters?
05:56Yes.
05:57I'm sorry.
05:58These heels.
05:59No time to change.
06:00Oh, we can get you some new shoes.
06:02Yes, sir.
06:03Thank you, sir.
06:04What happened to him?
06:06He was hurt in a grade.
06:07Oh, well, get the medic to take a... look at him.
06:14Sorry, Colonel.
06:16Yeah.
06:18This way.
06:20Unbelievable.
06:21I mean...
06:22What the fuck are we gonna do?
06:24What the fuck are we gonna do?
06:29Sub-basement level 13.
06:30Security level alpha.
06:33So, this is area 52.
06:36The public has a wild imagination about what we're up to here.
06:39Silly nicknames aside, all my personnel have top secret clearance and are at your service.
06:44Has Kaslav been isolated for interrogation?
06:46Yes.
06:47We followed your instructions to the letter.
06:49He hasn't made any statements yet, but maybe you'll have more luck.
06:52And our crypto terrorist, Mr. Chen?
06:54It's his first time in custody, which is probably why he pissed himself twice.
06:59I'm gonna need full profiles on everyone we brought in.
07:03Um, Lerner, we're gonna need your data, please.
07:07Shit.
07:09What is it?
07:10What is it?
07:24Go.
07:25Oh, thank you.
07:27Girls night.
07:28Here's to bitches who aren't bitches.
07:31No we're not.
07:33Ha ha ha ha!
07:35Ah!
07:37Woo!
07:39Ooh!
07:41Your boss did a real number on you, dude.
07:43Is she?
07:44Where do you and that hoe work, anyway?
07:46It's actually interagency.
07:48We, um, you know, I'm not really supposed to talk about it.
07:52Confidentiality clause.
07:54Right? Your boss just fucks your man,
07:56and then you protect her clause?
07:58Girl, come on. Does that seem fair?
08:00Yeah.
08:02Fuck it.
08:03So my company's here in Vegas for a convention.
08:08We've spent the past six months trying to get this Russian account.
08:13Things were looking shitty at first,
08:15but we rallied and ended up getting it.
08:18Cause you Maya the Destroyer, okay?
08:21So we did this big celebration.
08:23My boss busts out the champagne.
08:25We're drinking.
08:27She starts treating me like a friend for once.
08:30Even gave me props for helping to find a nuke.
08:33Nuke customers.
08:36Or their business.
08:38Let's see how well she does on the next business trip.
08:41You know, I'm the most indispensable person on the team.
08:44Without me, they're fucked.
08:47Oh, is that right?
08:50Hmm.
08:51It looks like we're here.
08:58Welcome to Big Willy's.
09:00Holy moly.
09:01I haven't seen a log dig in two years.
09:04Well, you're about to be surrounded by them.
09:06Come on, goodbye.
09:07Come on.
09:17Now, which one of you is gonna talk?
09:19This is bullshit!
09:21God!
09:22I mean, this is America, dickhead.
09:23You can't just stick someone in a cage and take all their shit away for no reason.
09:26When my followers see that I haven't posted in two hours,
09:29they're gonna declare me a missing person.
09:33Can I speak to your supervisor?
09:35Because I know you're sure as fuck not in charge.
09:37I'm gonna get a lawyer.
09:38I'm gonna sue all your asses.
09:39Watch me.
09:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:41What's going on?
09:42The crew here won't give me my phone.
09:44I know my rights.
09:46He can't do this to me.
09:50Listen, I know you're upset.
09:52Yeah!
09:53Lana.
09:54It's Lana, right?
09:56Yes.
09:58I could really use your help right now.
10:00I don't know anything!
10:02God!
10:03How many times do I have to say it?
10:04I did nothing wrong.
10:06We found you half-naked with almost two kilos of coke.
10:09Sex isn't a crime.
10:11And I'm pretty sure in Vegas coke is like decriminalized and shit, right?
10:14No.
10:15Not even close.
10:19Fuck.
10:20Fuck my life.
10:27I'm so hungry I can eat this whole fucking room.
10:29Look, I'm sorry I ate all the chips, okay?
10:31No, it's not okay.
10:32Fine, I'll go find the mess.
10:33Just chill, Cheetah.
10:34Oh, dang.
10:35Cook up some of those grilled cheeses you made in Canada.
10:38You want the garlic butter and all the other shit?
10:40Garlic grillers?
10:41Bullshit. Copy.
10:42I want six.
10:45So, what exactly happened to him?
10:47Um, we're not entirely sure.
10:49We believe he was drugged.
10:50Any idea what drugs they gave him?
10:52All of them.
10:53Yeah.
10:54Definitely some LSD.
10:55And lewds.
10:56Probably some K.
10:57Some E.
10:58Most of the letters.
10:59Owned a bunch of whippets.
11:00They drugged him with whippets.
11:02Fucking commies, man.
11:03No regard for human decency.
11:04He smells like alcohol.
11:06Oh, I think one of the guys hit him overhead with a bottle of vodka.
11:08Oh, yeah.
11:09And a bottle of tequila.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Shouldn't you be writing this down?
11:12Where's your pad, Doc?
11:13Tell me, Miss Kirkwood, how does a girl from Scobie, Montana end up with an international
11:21arms dealer?
11:22All I know about Ivan is that he's a rich guy who likes to party.
11:25I met him at a club a few nights ago.
11:27He offered to show me his private jet.
11:30Okay.
11:31Did he mention why he was in Vegas?
11:33No.
11:34Did he say anything about a nuclear device?
11:36No!
11:37God!
11:38I mean, it was a little sus that he had all these, like, scary MFs working for him, but
11:46I just thought he was a drug dealer.
11:51I do not fuck terrorists.
11:55I fucked a terrorist.
11:58Shit!
11:59It's okay.
12:00We all have lapses in judgment sometimes.
12:03Um, you were with him for a few days, so anything you may have seen or heard could
12:09be the crucial information that helps avert a catastrophe.
12:12So, think, Lana, what do you know about Ivan and his associates?
12:19Uh, that's right.
12:27They spoke Russian.
12:35What'd she say?
12:36She's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I have a feeling she knows more than she thinks.
12:40Okay.
12:41Ha!
12:42All right.
12:43My turn.
12:44I'll get a cow glove to talk.
12:45No.
12:46You are not fucking this up with your strong arm bullshit.
12:49You're sending this one out.
12:50Oh.
12:51This is because of the sex.
12:53You're fucking kidding me.
12:55Fuck!
12:56Keep your voice down.
12:57It's because you're drunk and belligerent like a Scottish football fan whose team just
13:02lost.
13:03First of all, it's called fucking soccer.
13:05Second of all, I know exactly what the fuck I'm doing.
13:07The fuck you're doing is standing down.
13:09Oh.
13:10We got one shot at squeezing something out of this shithead.
13:14I'm handling it.
13:16I knew you wanted to see me again.
13:17Cut the shit, Kosov.
13:18Where's the real nuke?
13:19Ah.
13:20So my associate has contacted you.
13:23Must be really frustrating to think that you have won and then realize that you're still
13:30a step behind.
13:31You took a big risk by popping your head out like that at the club.
13:32Just couldn't handle one more day without partying, would you?
13:38Takes one to know one, huh?
13:39Madded hair, crumpled dress.
13:40Maybe as both of us like having a good time.
13:41We're never going to know one more day without partying, would you?
13:45Takes one to know one, huh?
13:46Madded hair, crumpled dress.
13:47Maybe as both of us like having a good time.
13:52We're never letting you out of here.
13:53You know that, don't you?
13:54You're wasting your time.
13:55And the club was sticking.
13:58Tacok.
13:59Pointless.
14:00Pointless!
14:17Pointless!
14:18Pointless!
14:22Yeah, you and me both.
14:34I got a fucking blue badge over here.
14:39Maybe send a pic so I can think a little more.
14:43Sideline me.
14:44No fucking sideline, LeBron.
14:47What's up?
14:48Winter still thinks I'm a grunt foot soldier.
14:49So why do you give a fuck what she thinks?
14:51I don't.
14:52Why would I?
14:53It's just that I could get answers out of that piece of shit Kozlov.
14:56Two minutes left in the Super Bowl and fucking Tom Brady sitting on the bench.
14:59Wait, hold up.
15:00I thought you were LeBron.
15:01I'm bored.
15:02So fucking go for it.
15:03Screw Winters.
15:07That one needs to be flipped.
15:09Oh, now you got Fieri too?
15:10Trip fucking threat.
15:11Fuck.
15:13I have to say, it wasn't entirely a bad plan.
15:17Make a fake nuke.
15:18Trick some newbie terrorists into giving you millions.
15:21And then turn around and sell the genuine article to someone else.
15:24Who can you trust if not your nuclear arms dealer?
15:27You seem to be awfully concerned about my etiquette with the people who were planning to blow out this city.
15:39If I were Chen, I'd be pissed I got played.
15:44If I were you, I'd be nervous he talks.
15:49Chen.
15:51He doesn't know anything.
15:53Why do you think I picked his group?
15:58His inexperience can only be eclipsed by his hubris.
16:04I could have sold him a cuckoo clock radio.
16:09Right.
16:10I got nothing to hear from that imbecile.
16:14You.
16:14It is you, however, who is nervous.
16:20I'm not nervous.
16:22Why is your leg shanky?
16:26Oh.
16:28Because I got to piss really fucking bad.
16:30So thank you for making this quick.
16:33And giving me everything I needed.
16:35Striped Cal already?
16:53How close is the nearest restroom?
16:56Opposite side of the base.
16:57Didn't get your no-scoring key card?
17:00Forget it.
17:01I can wait.
17:03Mr. Chen.
17:04My name is Ava Winters.
17:08I think it's time we have a little talk.
17:12All right, shithead.
17:16Playtime's over.
17:18Good cop is gone.
17:20And now he's stuck with me.
17:22Waterboarding.
17:23Power regional.
17:24It's not for you.
17:29Am I supposed to be afraid?
17:31Mm.
17:34Mm.
17:35Yeah.
17:35That would be the appropriate emotion.
17:39Because you don't fuck with the United States of America and get away with it.
17:42There's a reason we're the best.
17:44The best at what?
17:47When your fragile economy is propped up on 30 trillion dollars of debt.
17:51And militarily, over the last half a century, the track record is full of failures.
17:58Do you really want to compare military failures?
18:01The days of American hegemony are long gone.
18:03Okay.
18:05I don't know what that means.
18:07But I'm pretty sure there's a diss somewhere in there.
18:10So let me tell you something about America.
18:13We're still number one where it matters.
18:16Freedom.
18:17Cold beer.
18:19And kick-ass rock and roll music.
18:21Pretty much everything Springsteen covers in Born in the USA.
18:25You sure?
18:26Yeah.
18:28Because that song highlights the irony of a country that overspends on war and then abandons everybody the moment the conflict is over.
18:41I want a lawyer.
18:42We're way beyond lawyers.
18:44This isn't a holding cell at Vegas Metro.
18:47This facility technically doesn't even exist.
18:49This place is where people like me make people like you disappear.
18:54But it doesn't have to be that way.
18:55I'm not going to sugarcoat it.
19:00What you did was extremely stupid.
19:03People died.
19:07But lucky for you, it was all Kloslov's men.
19:11This doesn't have to be the end for you.
19:14Full immunity, as long as your intel leads us to the bomb being retrieved before it goes off.
19:25If you only knew what I had, he wouldn't be saying that.
19:50What do you have?
19:53You captured Kloslov.
19:54But who you really need is his courier.
19:57He's most likely the one he left in charge of the bomb.
20:00And you know who that is?
20:01I don't know who he is, but I know where he is.
20:03How?
20:04I didn't trust Ivan Kloslov.
20:08I had a feeling he was going to hack into my system to make sure my money was legit.
20:12So I purposely laid a malware trap, and his courier fell for it.
20:16From then on, I was able to track his cell, and if you get me my phone, I can give you his location.
20:22Of course, but it's hidden within a 4096-bit RSA that'll take you forever to decrypt.
20:29So if you want it unlocked, I want total immunity in writing, signed by the Secretary of State.
20:38Let me see what I can do.
20:39Get me his phone.
20:49Yes, ma'am.
20:49And should I ask the colonel to contact the Secretary of State's office?
20:52Fuck no.
20:52Just need a letterhead and a printer.
20:54Anne, can you show me where that restroom is now?
20:57Yes, ma'am.
20:59A little faster.
21:01Just a little bit faster.
21:04Looks like the combination of drugs in his system has led to a pharmaceutical-induced coma.
21:07But don't worry, I expect to regain consciousness in about nine to twelve hours.
21:13We don't have that kind of time.
21:14Yeah, you ain't got a two- to four-hour version?
21:17Even if I had Norkin, I don't think I can rouse him.
21:19Short of your man getting some Heisenberg-level methamphetamine, it's gonna be out.
21:23Cold.
21:25What?
21:26You take that back, you be-loving, sack of shit!
21:29Shit!
21:33Bruce Springsteen, Hulk Hogan, and Pam Anderson are American treasures.
21:37You keep talking smack, I'm gonna throw you through that goddamn glass window.
21:41I'm Anderson.
21:42This Canadian.
21:44And your ancestors were Russian!
21:47Motherfucker.
21:57Bruce.
21:58Fuck me!
21:59Go on.
22:07Go on.
22:19So, all you got?
22:21We need Strago to put up a fight.
22:22Now, where's the fucking bomb?
22:28Which one of your goons has the bomb?
22:31You'll never find them.
22:33You'll never let them sleep through your feakers.
22:36Ignite, stop!
22:40Cuff him, and take him to the medic.
22:42Yes, ma'am.
22:43That's how you do it.
22:45The only way.
22:47You fucked him up.
22:48What the fuck was that?
22:54I specifically told you to back the fuck off.
22:57And now you may have jeopardized this entire fucking mission.
22:59Do you like apples, Winters?
23:01What the hell are you talking about?
23:03Because I got intel.
23:04How do you like them apples?
23:08Good will hunting when Matt Damon gets me to drive.
23:09What's the fucking intel?
23:11Ivan said his man slipped through our fingers.
23:14So, it's somebody we came in contact with.
23:17So, who's left that's not dead or in custody?
23:20Someone slipped through our fingers?
23:22Mm-hmm.
23:40The guy with the ear.
23:41That really narrows it down.
23:45I know that you're on the ground.
24:00But relax.
24:02We'll bring our friend home.
24:07How's the bomb?
24:08This woman is the main technical expert on the government's team.
24:38She says the others are helpless without her.
24:41Bring me that juicy meat stick!
24:43I'm gonna snap into it like a Slim Jim.
24:45It's not possible.
24:47Then sleep from her.
24:49I'm going to send you to Joseph.
24:51Make everything quiet.
24:55Shronda!
24:56You gotta see this!
24:57He's spinning his thing around like a propeller.
25:02I'll take care of it.
25:04Woo!
25:04Let's go, Kozlov.
25:12A lot of medics waiting.
25:16Shit, what's wrong?
25:22Stop!
25:25Alert the Pentagon.
25:26I got a lead on the nuke.
25:27You mean we got a lead.
25:29We got a lead.
25:29I'll contact the Joint Chiefs.
25:31I'll inform Langley.
25:32Wait, are you sure this crypto creeps telling the truth?
25:34Yes.
25:34And once Chen decrypts the phone, we'll be able to track down the guy with the ear.
25:40What the fuck was that?
25:43Drop it.
25:44Now, I'm ready to go back to my cell.
25:53Get this piece of shit out of here.
26:04Fuck.
26:05How are we supposed to track that you're a guy now?
26:10We need Lerner.
26:12Are you ready?
26:13Go on to rise.
26:15Are you ready?
26:16Make some noise.
26:19Are you ready?
26:20Lose control.
26:22Are you ready?
26:23Bear your soul.
26:25Are you ready?
26:27Do whatever.
26:28Oh, interception, Biatch!
26:30No apple for you, E.
26:32Oh, my God, it's so good.
26:39Here you go, baby.
26:40To Paloma.
27:02Tech chick's got to be somewhere.
27:05Anyone call the hotel to check her room?
27:07Yeah, of course we did.
27:09Didn't we?
27:10Don't look at me.
27:11I was the designated driver.
27:13Got her.
27:15Credit card was swiped at a place called Engorge, LLC.
27:18What the hell is that?
27:20Oh, that's a credit card alias for Big Willys.
27:23All right, we need to work up some intel on this Big Willy fellow.
27:26It's Dick's, Paul.
27:27Yeah.
27:28It's a strip club?
27:29Get the vault for ready.
27:30We're loading up and heading back to town.
27:31She's coming with us.
27:33What?
27:33No, she's a civilian.
27:35She spent the last 72 hours with Ivan Koslov.
27:37Once you remember something important, I want her by my side.
27:39Ugh, finally.
27:41I can't wait to get the fuck out of here.
27:43You're going to love Big Willys, by the way.
27:45Hmm, I don't know if it's your scene.
27:47Hey, girlfriend.
27:51You missed the most amazing dancer.
27:53He was doing things with his abs that I'm pretty sure abs aren't supposed to do.
27:57It was like cats running around in there, but in a good way.
28:01Well, I'm here now.
28:03Let's keep the party going.
28:05Drink up.
28:06Hello, ladies.
28:08What are we celebrating tonight?
28:10Oh, hey.
28:11I loved your performance.
28:14I couldn't help but notice you when I was on stage.
28:18Mind if I sit?
28:19Actually, we never got it.
28:22Jeremy, by the way.
28:24Maya.
28:26Pleasure.
28:27With an M.
28:28Okay.
28:34Will you strap him in?
28:37You're going to get a pill.
28:38He's fine.
28:39I know what I'm doing.
28:41I want fresh air to him good.
28:44I can't believe we left the sandwich.
28:46Will you let it go already?
28:47Have some water.
28:49It's better than nothing.
28:49I got you.
28:50All right.
28:54You all right?
29:00I never had a chance to pee.
29:01You should try to urinate six to seven times a day.
29:04Bacteria can build up and give you a UTI.
29:06I always aim for an even 10.
29:08Not helpful, Paul.
29:09Everybody look away.
29:19Oh, come on.
29:19Roll it, don't hear.
29:20That's in order.
29:21Look away.
29:21Damn, Winters.
29:38You sure one can's enough?
29:40Uh, I don't know.
29:42Jesus, how much is your drink?
29:44It's a thin can.
29:45Do you have another?
29:46If she has another one, I'm going ballistic.
29:48I swear we're all professionals.
30:06Most of the time.
30:07I've been in weirder places.
30:11Fuck off!
30:12Oh, shit.
30:15No, no, no!
30:15Ignite!
30:17Paul, cover!
30:19Shit!
30:20No, no, no, no, cover!
30:21Ignite!
30:22He...
30:23Ah!
30:25Ignite!
30:28I'm slipping.
30:29He's too heavy.
30:30Grab my hand!
30:31Fuck no!
30:32We're 400 pounds combined.
30:34There's no way you can hold us.
30:35I grab your hand.
30:37All three of us are dead.
30:38Just shut up and grab my hand!
30:41No way!
30:42Ah!
30:44Ah, it's in my mouth!
30:47You're slipping!
30:49Ignite!
30:53I got you!
30:59Oh, shit. Shit.
31:17Did you eat asparagus?
31:20So then when I was a sophomore at MIT,
31:23I hacked into Google's data center in Oregon,
31:25and I changed their algorithms,
31:27so whenever people looked up serial killers,
31:29they got ads for serial.
31:30But what I didn't realize was it had the reverse effect.
31:33So the next day, Kellogg's got complaints from people
31:36who were looking up Rice Krispies,
31:37but were getting images of mutilated bodies.
31:39That's crazy.
31:41You know, I love how smart you are.
31:44What do you say we go to the back room?
31:46I can give you a private dance
31:48and hear more about these wild days at MIT.
31:52Back room.
31:53Sounds naughty.
31:55Are you going to be okay out here without me?
31:57Oh, of course.
31:59Of course, but let's do a toast before we eat it.
32:02To my new best me!
32:04Friends forever.
32:06Until the day we die, baby.
32:10Oh. Oh, no, I can't drink this.
32:13It has grapefruit in it.
32:14I'm allergic to citrus.
32:18I'm sorry.
32:20But the cheer still counts, right?
32:22To the back room!
32:26To the back room!
32:26Hey, can I, like, at least put on for a drink or something?
32:40Hey, can I, like, at least put in for a drink or something?
32:53Oh, we're not getting drinks.
32:55Uh, Paul, can you watch her?
32:57Do I have a choice?
32:58No.
32:59Ugh.
33:01There you go.
33:02Wait, why are we making Haggerty?
33:04Where there's strippers, there's blow.
33:06Where there's blow, there's meth.
33:07That's what the doctor said.
33:08We'll wake him up, right?
33:09Doctor's order!
33:18Hey, can I fly the plane?
33:23She's my cherry pie!
33:26Don't drink a water, so sweet surprise!
33:29Taste so good, make a cold and cry!
33:31Sweet cherry pie!
33:33Oh, yes!
33:35If you like sweet desserts, you should try my banana spirit.
33:38They have ice cream here?
33:41This place really is the best.
33:43No, it's, uh, here.
33:47I'll show you.
33:50Oh, your dick is the banana.
33:54Yeah.
33:56But you'll love this.
33:57What's wrong?
34:04Black just intolerant?
34:11You don't want fucking around with this bitch.
34:13All males should put up this pack.
34:21Why are you asking me?
34:23I mean, it just seems like a fun place.
34:25Hey, yo, Trump.
34:26My man.
34:27Hey.
34:29Oh, we got 40 dancers tonight.
34:30You want your usual table?
34:32I'm good.
34:33All right.
34:34All right, let's all spread out and find Maya.
34:39Without her, we do not track down this.
34:41All right?
34:42Rendezvous with the Vulture.
34:44I got it.
34:51Oh, wow.
34:52What is it?
34:53You find her?
34:54Mm.
34:55No.
34:56But this ecstasy is hitting me so amazing right now.
35:00Guys, if we end up dying, I just want to say I love y'all.
35:07I love you.
35:08Dear God, I hate all of you.
35:10Now get your head in the game and find Maya.
35:13Bing!
35:15Bing!
35:16Hey, stud.
35:18You came to the right table.
35:20I'm actually looking for someone.
35:22Maybe you can help me find her.
35:24I got her right here.
35:27Holy shit.
35:28Yeah, you're hot.
35:29This is Janet.
35:32It's her divorce party.
35:34Oh, congratulations on your failed marriage, Janet.
35:51Look natural.
35:55All right, we're right here, buddy.
35:57Trunkie's gonna help wake you up.
35:59There you go, baby.
36:19There you go, baby.
36:21Damn.
36:23Fuck.
36:23Fuck.
36:23Fuck it.
36:28Fuck.
36:35Ew.
36:37No, no, no, no titties in here, Bianca.
36:40Shhh.
36:40Fuck off.
36:40Fuck.
36:41You want to be the cowboy or the horse?
37:06Usually I'm a cut to the chase kind of guy,
37:08but tonight I need to find this girl.
37:10Oh, you've found it, partner.
37:13That's settled.
37:14You're the horse.
37:15Oh, you.
37:18Ow, ow.
37:20Ow.
37:22Fucking friend of my dick.
37:25And then the cherry fell off my nipple.
37:29Oh, God.
37:30I'm never going to be able to look him in the eye again.
37:33Hey, stop it, okay?
37:35I bet McKnight thinks very highly of you.
37:37He doesn't even know my name.
37:39I'm just another tech geek to him.
37:41Tech geek?
37:43Not anymore.
37:45You showed your wild side tonight, Maya.
37:47Okay?
37:47The table's set.
37:49Fuck that bitch, Ava.
37:50Okay?
37:51You need to take what's yours.
37:54You think so?
37:55I know so.
37:56Now.
37:57Why don't we start having some real fun?
38:01Huh?
38:03Hear me.
38:04You got it on my nose.
38:05All right, ladies.
38:23Let's hear it for Mr. Clean.
38:25I love this place, huh?
38:33Just wish the dances were free, am I right, huh?
38:36Uh, woo-hoo.
38:40You, uh, taking a little nappy nap?
38:43Wow.
38:44Good for you.
38:45Good for you.
38:48I need pills.
38:52Dude.
38:52Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
38:55What did, did, did, did, did, did.
38:56Oh, oh, oh.
38:59Oh, oh, oh, oh.
39:02What do we got here?
39:05Jackpot.
39:06Oh, you're going to pass me a dancey dance?
39:10You are so generous.
39:11I'm going to owe you one.
39:14Ooh, ooh.
39:16Bellas, look who's flush again.
39:18Yes.
39:19Come to daddy, boys.
39:22Ooh, ooh, ooh.
39:23Ooh, yeah.
39:25Look at that.
39:25More for you, too, good boy.
39:28Yes.
39:29Yes, get in that no-no hole.
39:31Woo.
39:32It's not about a sip of your cocktail.
39:37Mm.
39:39Damn.
39:40Come on, hydrate my face, Barry.
39:42Oh.
39:43Oh, shit!
39:45Oh, shit.
39:46Oh.
39:47Great.
39:47Thank you, partner.
39:49Shit.
39:51You got messy.
39:52Asked the guy to give me some Heisenberg-level type shit.
39:55It is blue.
39:57Can't open his mouth.
39:59All of us?
40:00Let's just hope this shit works.
40:04There we go.
40:05That was good.
40:05That was good, too.
40:06Yeah.
40:07Mm.
40:09Oh, shit.
40:10You're so right.
40:17It's not over.
40:18Next time I see him, he's mine.
40:20Damn right.
40:21That's what I'm fucking talking about, Maya.
40:24Drop it.
40:27Either the gun in the bag hit the floor,
40:29or your brains do.
40:30It's your choice.
40:33Sorry.
40:34Get down on your knees.
40:34Ava?
40:52Ava?
40:54Bitch, that's my friend.
40:57I know.
40:58What the fuck?
41:19What the fuck?
41:23What the fuck?
41:24No!
41:25Ah!
41:25Ah!
41:26Ah!
41:26You.
41:27Bitch.
41:27Bitch, what the hell?
41:29Ah!
41:29Ah!
41:30Ah!
41:30Ah!
41:31Ah!
41:32Ah!
41:32Ah!
41:33Ah!
41:33Ah!
41:34Oh!
41:34Hey, dang, no!
41:35I got this, Maya.
41:36Ah!
41:36You called me Maya.
41:37Isn't it?
41:38Ah!
41:38Ah!
41:39Toronto!
41:39No, no, no.
41:40This, this is the guy I was telling you about.
41:41Ah!
41:42Ah!
41:42Jesus.
41:43Ah!
41:44Ah!
41:44Hell no, we paid for that dancer, you stink!
41:47Ah!
41:47Ah!
41:48Ah!
41:48Ah!
41:49Oh, shit.
41:49I'm gonna ride you like a bull.
41:51Ah!
41:52Ah!
41:52Fuck off me, Janet!
41:53Ah!
41:54Ah!
41:54Ava!
41:55Back in jail!
41:55Every night, she's running!
41:56Let's get stuck!
41:57Ah!
41:58Ah!
41:58Ah!
41:59Ah!
41:59Ah!
42:00Ah!
42:00Ah!
42:01Ah!
42:01Ah!
42:02Ah!
42:02Ah!
42:03Ah!
42:03Ah!
42:04Ah!
42:04Ah!
42:05Ah!
42:05Ah!
42:06Ah!
42:06Ah!
42:07Ah!
42:07Ah!
42:08Ah!
42:08Ah!
42:09Ah!
42:09Ah!
42:10Ah!
42:10Ah!
42:11Ah!
42:11Ah!
42:12Ah!
42:12Ah!
42:14There is no escape!
42:21Call that one more!
42:25We need an ambulance!
42:26Shit, she's getting away!
42:29Fuck, shit!
42:31Goddammit!
42:32What happened to Harry?
42:33He's flying!
42:34C'mon!
42:35Holy cow!
42:36All right!
42:37I love you!
42:38What happened to Harry?
42:39Pulseira!
42:40Come on!
42:42Ah!
42:43Ah!
42:44Ah!
42:45Ah!
42:46Ah!
42:47Ah!
42:48Ah!
42:49Ah!
42:50Ah!
42:51Ah!
42:52Ah!
42:53Ah!
42:54Fuck!
42:55Ah!
42:56Who the hell was that?
42:57Must be working for Ivan.
42:58Fucking hate you!
42:59I can't.
43:00Hey!
43:01Take it easy.
43:02I got problems with her too, but she just saved your life.
43:04She was a Russian asset, Maya.
43:05She was gonna kill you.
43:07Bullshit.
43:08You expect me to believe that after you went behind my back to fuck McKnight?
43:12What?
43:13You boomed a bust?
43:14Does it count if I didn't finish?
43:15How the fuck you not finish?
43:16Can we not talk about this right now?
43:19Um, she's not gonna kill herself, is she?
43:27Let's go.
43:29Let's go.
43:30Wow.
43:31Hey.
43:32Sorry, guys.
43:33Looks like I'm gonna have to join this party.
43:36It's not gonna be that kind of party, okay?
43:39Listen up.
43:40All right, the US government's commandeering this bust.
43:42Everybody out.
43:43Back off, tough guy.
43:45I paid top dollar for this pussy mobile.
43:48Did you think they received?
43:49Let's party.
43:50Party bus. Party bus.
43:51Welcome to my party bus.
43:53Party bus. Party bus.
43:54Welcome to my party bus.
43:55Party bus. Party bus.
43:56Party bus. Party bus.
43:57Welcome to my party bus.
43:58Party bus. Party bus.
43:59Party bus. Party bus.
44:00Welcome to my party bus.
44:01They're on us.
44:02They're on us.
44:03We're heading towards the strip.
44:13Let's party.
44:15Here, drop these.
44:17And I need you to decrypt this phone as fast as you can.
44:20Why the hell should I help you?
44:21Maya, I would really love to talk this out with you right now,
44:24but remember that nuke we deactivated earlier?
44:26Hey, turns out it was a fake, and the real one is still out there,
44:30and we only have about six hours to find it.
44:33Shit.
44:34Exactly.
44:35That's party. Party.
44:39Okay, uh, where's my laptop?
44:41Shit! I left it at the party.
44:42We have to go back.
44:43There's no time.
44:44She yacked all over it anyway. It's dead.
44:46Come on, Maya.
44:47Give me the phone.
44:49Uh, guys?
44:51Jesus fucking Christ!
44:53I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it.
44:54Hang on!
45:00Party bus. Party bus.
45:02Welcome to my party bus.
45:03Party bus.
45:04Party bus.
45:05Welcome to my party bus.
45:06Party bus.
45:07Party bus.
45:08Welcome to my party.
45:09They want to play?
45:10Let's play.
45:15What is she doing?
45:17Oh, that sounds good.
45:24Get us away from that fucking thing.
45:26What the fuck do you think I'm doing?
45:38Shit!
45:43Get him off me!
45:44I can feel his dick in my belly button!
45:46Oh, shit.
45:49Yo, you sure that dude didn't sell you crushed up Viagra?
45:51At least a part of him is up.
45:59You're over!
46:01Shit!
46:05You all right, bud?
46:07I don't know.
46:08My name's Pete.
46:09Yeah, good for you Pete.
46:10Shit! She's reloading!
46:11I can see that!
46:12Shit!
46:13Shit!
46:14She's reloading!
46:15I can see that!
46:16Fuck!
46:18I can see that!
46:19Fuck!
46:20Brace yourself.
46:21This one's gonna be a lot closer.
46:23Whoop!
46:24Whoop!
46:25Whoop!
46:26Whoop!
46:27Whoop!
46:28Whoop!
46:29Whoop!
46:30Whoop!
46:31Whoop!
46:32Fuck!
46:33Ha ha!
46:35Brace yourself.
46:36This one's gonna be a lot closer.
46:39solvent floor.
46:57Thank god Chair Force State's over.
46:59Great shot Paul, fuck yeah!
47:00That's the Jopput night.
47:02I always have my eyes on you.
47:04And I always have my eyes on you, Pauly.
47:07We smoked that bitch good.
47:10What the?
47:11Trust me, if your wife saw that shit, she'd be sucking both like this.
47:16Oh, yeah.
47:21That's your wife!
47:22What the fuck?!
47:24Everything okay up there, Paul?
47:32Yeah. I just...
47:37Never mind.
47:39All good.
47:40I'm coming down to you.
47:47Hey.
47:48If you tell anybody about this, I will find you.
47:51And I will kill you.
47:53Yes, you should.
47:57Can I get your...
47:58Just go, Pete. Bye.
48:01Got it.
48:04It's a tracker.
48:05Someone named Vladislav Litvin?
48:06It's Ivan's courier.
48:07The guy with the ear.
48:09This is life.
48:10So if we follow this dot, we get the guy with the bomb.
48:15Hey, honey.
48:16You've reached Yoranda.
48:17You know what to do.
48:22My dog doesn't answer yet.
48:26How do you know Joseph?
48:28No.
48:29No.
48:30No.
48:31No.
48:40You think we hit up a drive-thru?
48:41Jesus Christ, we're tracking the ear guy.
48:43Come on, on the bus.
48:44He blew up a car.
48:45I know.
48:46It's okay.
48:47They were the bad guys.
48:49Well, what if the ear guy hit the drive-thru?
48:51Give it a rush.
48:52Fuck.
48:53I'm not talking to you.
48:57Now, don't go sticking your nose in any more butts.
49:03Okay.
49:05Fuck yeah.
49:06Bruce.
49:07Maybe he'll be a little bit more.
49:08I'm not talking to you.
49:09You're not talking to him.
49:10You're not talking to me.
49:11I'm not talking to you.
49:12It's hot.
49:13Was it?
49:14In the line?
49:15Yes.
49:17That's what he said.
49:18I do feel it's hot.
49:22You're moving.
49:23What the hell?
49:24All right?
49:25All right.
49:26All right.
49:27Good to get the audience.
49:28I can't tell you what the hell is.
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