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00:00I think that you should ask Harper to move in again.
00:10What are you doing?
00:11I'm making sure that you and your son don't end up homeless.
00:13How's the room? You got everything you need?
00:15Yeah, yeah.
00:17Cool.
00:18It cannot be that bad.
00:20Actually, it's that bad.
00:21Come live with me.
00:22Is that really what you want?
00:24I want to stop worrying about IVF so much.
00:27We'll either get pregnant or we won't.
00:29Might as well be optimistic.
00:30And you know what?
00:31If it does work out, it won't be just the two of us watching that.
00:34You and Leah coming tonight to what?
00:36Dinner and salt.
00:37Did he say what it was about?
00:39No.
00:39I said we go.
00:40Oh, great.
00:42Everybody's here.
00:43Is it just me or is anyone else not buying John's happy endings?
00:46You okay, Burma?
00:48Yeah, it will be when they rustle up a decent camp sad.
00:50That's not what I meant and you know it.
00:52I'm just worried there's something you're not telling us about the point of all this.
00:56The point is friendship.
00:58John has never, in all the time that we have known him, invited everyone to dinner and
01:03then, at the end of the evening, offered to pay for everyone.
01:06There's something definitely wrong.
01:07All right, people, final ten.
01:13Okay, let's go.
01:14Ten.
01:14Harper, you got this.
01:16Five.
01:17Mum's working way too hard.
01:19Seven.
01:19Sixty-five.
01:21Six.
01:21Four.
01:22Seven.
01:22Four.
01:23Twenty-seven.
01:23Four.
01:24Twenty-seven.
01:24Three.
01:25Two.
01:25Yeah.
01:26Hundred.
01:26Great work, guys.
01:27Great work.
01:28Great work, everybody.
01:29Yeah, just leave your stuff in the bag.
01:31Smashed it.
01:32Thanks cheerleader.
01:33Thanks for the assist.
01:34Oh, any time, brother.
01:35Hey, great work today.
01:36Thanks.
01:37Um, see you at home?
01:38Yeah.
01:39I'll see you soon.
01:40Yeah.
01:41Oh, it was a nice, normal interaction.
01:55I guess the whole big move's gone kind of well.
01:58Uh, you could say that.
02:03What?
02:03Don't tell me you're devastated not to be living with your little sister.
02:06Well, it's certainly quieter.
02:08Oh, humor me at least.
02:09Please.
02:10No, I'm serious.
02:10It's really quiet.
02:11It's too quiet.
02:12We have nothing to say to each other.
02:14You were saying some stuff just then.
02:16Yeah, but it's just polite, very limited small talk.
02:19It's basically all we can manage.
02:21I'm sure it's not that bad.
02:23Yeah.
02:24Well, I'll put it this way.
02:25I can't wait for Archie to start speaking so that I've got someone to talk to.
02:31A lot of pressure on you, bud.
02:37Hey.
02:38Oh.
02:39I thought we agreed to put my behalf out of our minds for a little while.
02:42I was just checking the next date of our appointment.
02:44Oh.
02:45Well, it's in ten days.
02:47You just knew that off the top of your head, did ya?
02:48Yeah, I have a pretty good memory.
02:49Do you?
02:51I might have locked it up this morning.
02:52Uh-huh.
02:53So much for out of our minds.
02:55Yeah, we'll be here really soon.
02:57Hmm.
02:58Uh-huh.
02:59Uh-huh.
03:00Uh-huh.
03:01Uh-huh.
03:02Uh-huh.
03:03Uh-huh.
03:04Are you alright?
03:05I just stood on your earrings.
03:07Again.
03:09Look out for these.
03:10What are they doing on the floor?
03:12Well, they fell, obviously.
03:14Because there's no room for anything else.
03:16Your bowl of cereal has been sitting on the dresser for almost an hour.
03:20Ugh.
03:21Still eating it.
03:22Okay, stop.
03:23Seriously.
03:24You've been living together for such a long time now.
03:25Why have you only just found out that she's messy?
03:27I don't remember her being this bad.
03:28Oh.
03:29She's the youngest.
03:30What are you gonna do?
03:31I'll prove it.
03:32I'm the youngest in my family, too, and I am not a slob.
03:34Oh, you know what?
03:36Alright, you are just a neat freak who can't accept that other people live their lives differently,
03:39okay?
03:40Oh.
03:41Boop!
03:42Geez, can I get a pee, thanks, love?
03:44Yeah.
03:45You're not worn out.
03:46Yeah, I just left ruin.
03:48Come on, it's true.
03:49That kid likes to kick a ball around.
03:51Ha-ha.
03:52Been a while since you've done that, I suppose.
03:53Longer than I care to remember.
03:56So, is Cohen's father with them?
03:58Thanks, love.
03:59No, they're gonna catch up with him later in the day.
04:02They're just taking things steady.
04:03Alright.
04:04And how's all that going?
04:05Well, so far so good, but like I said, small steps.
04:09Hey, I don't suppose you've seen John this morning?
04:12No, why?
04:13Well, Justin seems to think he's more upset about Irene leaving than he's letting on.
04:18But we were all there when he said he was just trying to get people together.
04:21Exactly.
04:22And it's what Irene would've wanted.
04:24Then, so tell me this.
04:25The whole time you have known John, has he ever invited you to dinner for no apparent
04:30reason whatsoever?
04:32No, he hasn't.
04:33But Irene leaving, you think, the different people in different ways, right?
04:37So, I wouldn't worry too much about it.
04:40I think I'm just gonna check up on it.
04:42Please don't tell me you've already forgotten about our plans.
04:44What?
04:45No?
04:46What plans?
04:47Our lunch date.
04:48You know, the date that you insisted that we have?
04:51Don't worry about it.
04:52I'm not gonna be long, okay?
04:54I'll be back before you know it.
04:55See you soon, mate.
04:56Yeah, all right.
04:58Hopeless.
04:59John, how are you doing, mate?
05:16Really good.
05:17How are you?
05:18I'm good.
05:20Something I can help you with?
05:22I was just thinking about the things that you were talking about last night.
05:26How we should be making more of an effort to spend time with mates.
05:30Really?
05:31Yeah.
05:32Oh, I'm pleased my words hit home.
05:35Will you go have a coffee?
05:36What now?
05:37Yeah.
05:38You don't have stuff to do?
05:39No, if you can find time for mates, I can find time for mates.
05:44Unless you've got something better to do.
05:46Nah.
05:47Nah, absolutely.
05:48I've got time for a quick coffee.
05:49Okay.
05:50Oh, great.
05:51Watch out.
05:52Remember I bought dinner last night?
05:53Course.
05:54Just give me a minute.
05:55I've got to send an email.
06:00Hey, can I please get a latte?
06:02And a double espresso?
06:03To have here, please.
06:05Why are you not getting takeaways?
06:06I thought we were going to your place.
06:07Why do you think?
06:08Are we seriously avoiding being in the house?
06:10Can we please talk about anything else?
06:12How's living with Sonny?
06:14It's fine.
06:15I mean, he made me pancakes this morning.
06:17But he burnt them.
06:18Is that him?
06:19Yeah, it does.
06:20Because we had a party at the house and cops camp.
06:22Well, thank you for the invite.
06:23What?
06:24Oh, sorry.
06:25Well, next time you have a party, make sure you invite me.
06:27I'll gladly be anywhere other than home.
06:29Heck, no shit.
06:32Well, hello there.
06:33Oh, hello.
06:34Don't you suppose you two would like to join us?
06:36Uh, why?
06:37What are you doing?
06:38Oh, I'm just having a coffee catch up with a chin wag between mates.
06:41Oh, well, we just ordered takeaways.
06:44Sorry.
06:45Ah, suit yourselves.
06:46Maybe we should get takeaway too, mate.
06:48Oh, nonsense.
06:49Everyone's in such a hurry these days.
06:51Nobody spends the time sitting with their mates.
06:57Hey, do you know, in the cafes in France, people sit facing the street, not each other.
07:03I guess you'll be doing that in Paris with Irene pretty soon.
07:07That's the plan.
07:09You must miss a job.
07:11Everybody does.
07:13You know, I've never had the pleasure of a trip to Paris.
07:16Sorry.
07:20So, ever tell you about my French mate in the baby?
07:22Probably.
07:24Snails, we called him.
07:26Not because he was French.
07:28He was just incredibly slug.
07:30You wouldn't want him in front of you in the food queue, that's for sure.
07:33Anyway, his sister lived in Vanamatu.
07:37Well, I didn't know it was his sister.
07:39Anyway, I was assured in the pictures one night,
07:41he had those bang, bang, bang at the back of the cinema door and it's snails.
07:44I ran.
07:45Luckily, he was so slow he couldn't catch me.
07:48Okay, I'll just grab this.
07:50Who's my favourite now?
07:51Yeah, there he is.
07:52Hey, hey.
07:54Are you heading out?
07:55Yeah, sorry I didn't realise you guys will be back so soon.
07:57Are you taking the little dude away?
07:58Yeah, but we can stay if you want.
08:00Oh, no, no, that's fine. Dana will survive.
08:04So, what are you guys doing today?
08:07As usual, hanging out.
08:09Cool.
08:10What about you? What are you doing?
08:11I'm just heading to the shops.
08:12Oh, cool.
08:14Do you want anything?
08:15Nah, I'm cool.
08:16Cool.
08:17Cool.
08:18Uh, right.
08:19So, have fun.
08:20Okay.
08:21Bye.
08:22Bye.
08:23Bye.
08:24Here we go.
08:29Wow.
08:30I heard cool one more time.
08:32Yeah.
08:33Now you see what I'm saying?
08:34What has happened?
08:35It's like you guys don't even know each other.
08:37Tell me about it.
08:39That was the least cool thing I've ever seen.
08:42We never have the same day off.
08:56Should we go out and do something different?
08:59I could think of a few things we could do right here.
09:02Oh really?
09:03Yeah.
09:04Like what?
09:05What is your problem?
09:06I just don't understand why you can't hang up your towel like a normal person.
09:09Alright.
09:10It's a bath mat, Molly.
09:11It's supposed to be on the floor.
09:12Why is it so wet?
09:13Do you take it in the shower with you?
09:14It was an accident.
09:15Well, in that case you can put it in the laundry to get washed.
09:18It is not that hard.
09:19Yep.
09:20Yep.
09:21You're the worst.
09:22Aww.
09:23Aww.
09:24You're brave, man.
09:26Well, I gotta draw the line somewhere.
09:28Mmm.
09:29And wet towels is the hill you're willing to die on.
09:31No, it is not just about the towels.
09:34Okay, when I got back I thought, fair enough, I dumped her with a lot of stuff to take care
09:37of while I looked out for my family.
09:38That is very true.
09:39I've been back for ages now, but there is still stuff everywhere.
09:43Mmm.
09:44I even started making our bed just to see if she notices.
09:46How long's it been?
09:48Like almost two weeks.
09:49Oh!
09:50Oh, this is driving you insane, isn't it?
09:52Obviously, but I can't let her know that.
09:54Yes.
09:55Molly, I think you might have to switch tactics, okay?
09:58I've known her whole life.
10:00Whole life.
10:01She's not gonna change now.
10:02No.
10:06Oh, good you hear.
10:07Have you seen this?
10:08What is it?
10:09An invoice for last night's dinner?
10:10Oh, ho, ho.
10:11Oh, come on, Palmer.
10:12It's a flaming joke.
10:13I mean, it was a very generous gesture.
10:15Thank you very much.
10:16This is the agenda for the special extra committee meeting.
10:19What special extra committee meeting?
10:21I emailed it to you this morning.
10:23Maintenance to the showers, rearrangement of the timetable.
10:27You don't need a meeting for any of that.
10:29Send an email.
10:30Oh, because everybody reads those.
10:32We're not gonna waste people's time.
10:34Yeah, well, don't come whinging to me when they come complaining to you.
10:43Your car is full of empty chip packets and greasy takeaway bags and who knows what else.
10:52Like...
10:54Like this.
10:55How long has this been in here for?
10:57If it bothers you, you can put it in the bin.
10:58I'm pretty sure I even saw a cockroach crawling in the back seat.
11:00You were so dramatic this morning.
11:02I don't know.
11:03I...
11:06I don't get it.
11:07When you first got this car, you were obsessed with keeping it pristine.
11:09Yeah, look at it.
11:10It's fine.
11:11It's fine.
11:12It's...
11:13Full of rubbish.
11:16It's my car, Molly.
11:17I can keep it however I want.
11:19So you wanna live like this?
11:21Not all of us have the time and energy to freak out about this stuff.
11:24Okay?
11:25Okay.
11:36Sorry.
11:37Well, that wasn't fast.
11:39No, it was not.
11:40But look, I think it's safe to say that John is feeling a little bit lonely.
11:45Did he say that?
11:46Well, he didn't really need to, you know.
11:48He was too busy talking about literally everything else and inviting anyone who passes by to coffee.
11:54Oh.
11:55Oh, I guess that makes sense.
11:56He and Irene used to hang out a lot.
11:58Yeah.
11:59Explains last night's dinner.
12:00A little bit.
12:01Life just doesn't want me alone, you know.
12:03Anyway, still got time for lunch?
12:06We got something else on.
12:08Right now?
12:09John needs us.
12:10I'll invite him here for lunch.
12:12Okay, but do me a favour.
12:13What?
12:14Can we avoid the Navy thing?
12:16I've just...
12:17I've had enough one day.
12:19Sure.
12:20Good.
12:21Sorry, I know you wanted to spend time with Archie.
12:25That's okay.
12:26This is far less painful than watching you and Tana try to have a conversation.
12:31I mean, I know there's a settling in period, but I don't understand how things got this bad.
12:36What, you can't see how living with an ex could be problematic?
12:39No, I can.
12:40I've just...
12:41You guys were fine, right?
12:43Before you moved in.
12:44I know you had some things, but you sorted them out.
12:46Yeah.
12:47And technically you were friends before you were in a relationship.
12:50Yeah, we were really good friends.
12:52Then I went and walked down the stairs from Salt one night and everything changed.
12:55I know it's going to be really hard, but you are going to have to find a way to be friends with Tana again.
13:07Look, sorry to just rock up here like this.
13:09I just need to get out of the house for a bit, you know?
13:11Is it really that bad at home?
13:13Is it?
13:14Try having one of your exes live with you.
13:16Yeah, that's a fair point, actually.
13:18I mean, look, it's not bad.
13:20It's just...
13:21Half the time I don't know what to say to her and we kind of just don't talk.
13:26But...
13:27Look, it's fine.
13:28It's fine, really. It doesn't matter.
13:29Well, it does matter, because it's your home.
13:31Yeah, you want to feel comfortable in your own space.
13:33Look, I don't mind putting up with a bit of awkwardness if it means, ah, she's in the house.
13:36I mean, having him there with me, it's the best, you know?
13:40Yeah, I bet it is.
13:42Still, it might be worth having a conversation with Harper about it.
13:45Yeah.
13:46I mean, look, she wasn't exactly dying to live with me in the first place.
13:49She only did because there was no other option.
13:51Yeah, I get it. You don't want to rock the boat.
13:54Yeah.
13:55If I bring up how awkward things are, she might use it as an excuse to leave.
14:00Hmm.
14:01So what's the plan then?
14:02Just hang out here with us every time things get tough?
14:05If that's what it takes.
14:07Well, this is a nice surprise. Two catch-ups in one day.
14:22Yeah.
14:23I thought Justin told me you had a date booked him.
14:26Did he?
14:27Turns out I got the date wrong.
14:28Which is fortunate because, like you said last night, we should do this more often.
14:32Yes, we should.
14:33Weekly.
14:34Monthly.
14:35How you been?
14:36Since last night.
14:37Lately.
14:38Good. Bye.
14:40We all miss Irene.
14:41I'm feeling okay.
14:42And Irene texted me again today.
14:44It's like we're in constant contact.
14:46Which is great.
14:47But if something changes and you start feeling down or you're struggling, you'll let us know?
14:55Look guys, while I appreciate you taking on board what I said last night, I'm beginning to feel that this is just one great big pity invite.
15:02No, no, no, no. We just wanted a chat, mate.
15:04Yeah, I was hoping my friends might actually want to spend time with me for no other reason than to enjoy my company.
15:09We do. Of course we do.
15:11It's fine. Don't worry about it. It's all good.
15:13John, please sit down.
15:14John.
15:23You didn't take that very well, did you?
15:24No, we didn't.
15:25Sure spoke about the Navy.
15:29Well, I'm sorry I couldn't be more helpful.
15:31Hey, you know, just spending time here was enough.
15:34Oh, you know, you're welcome any time.
15:36Thank you. Thank you.
15:37And don't worry, I'll make sure not to come empty handed.
15:39I'll bring Archie over to see his Aunty Mac and Uncle Levi.
15:42Oh, thank you.
15:44Also, about the Harper stuff, just give it time and I'm sure things will become more relaxed.
15:49Yeah, well, here's hoping.
15:51See you later.
15:52See ya. Bye, Arch.
16:02You okay?
16:03Mm-hmm, yeah.
16:04Yeah, I'm okay. You?
16:06Yeah.
16:07It's been hard having the baby around sometimes.
16:09Oh, that's an understatement.
16:11But you know, at least Tarnay doesn't take what he has for granted.
16:15Yeah.
16:16Do you want to have a lie down?
16:18Yeah.
16:19Why don't we go out this afternoon?
16:29Um, okay. What do you want to do?
16:31Uh, your choice.
16:32Really?
16:33Um, alright, let's go to that arcade in Yabby Creek and I will beat you at Dance Revolution.
16:38Sure, sounds good.
16:40Really?
16:41Missed competitive like the idea of being beaten?
16:43Well, maybe I want to spend time with you.
16:45You ever think about that?
16:46Um, be lie.
16:48No, in all seriousness, I miss living with you.
16:50I love living with my annoying, loud-mouthed, cute little sister.
16:53Well, that felt really honest.
16:54Hmm.
16:55But also, I will say, can't avoid Tarnay forever.
16:59Well, I can for the next few hours. What about cocktails? Let's drink cocktails.
17:03Oh, that sounds super healthy.
17:04Yeah, great.
17:05Now?
17:06Yep.
17:07Okay, well, take your back.
17:11John, where's Molly?
17:13No idea. Why?
17:14I'm missing my car keys.
17:16Oh, John.
17:17Well, not now, not now. I've got a job to do.
17:19Hang on, mate. Hang on.
17:20We hear you.
17:22We didn't mean for that to come off like a pity invite.
17:25No, you're more than that to us. You married us.
17:27Well, someone had to.
17:29You're not the third wheel. You're our friend.
17:31Well, thank you.
17:33And maybe we can organise a group activity in the future.
17:35Yeah.
17:36Like what?
17:37A barbecue.
17:38Hey, how about trivia night?
17:39Oh.
17:40That would be great for you and Justin.
17:41He was just saying that he wants to spend more time with you.
17:44Really?
17:45All the guys.
17:46Not just me.
17:48Well, okay.
17:49That sounds great.
17:50I'll render it to his trivia night.
17:53I don't want to do trivia.
17:55Sorry.
17:56Okay?
17:57Now he's bringing dick.
17:58You'll be great at it.
17:59See, I know Sonny has a very that partying solves everything,
18:02but I just don't know if this is the best idea.
18:04Yeah.
18:05Well, I wouldn't know because I don't get invited to parties.
18:07I'm just saying that you can't go for a cocktail every single time that Tana and you are at the house.
18:11Do you have a better idea?
18:12Well, it would be deal with it.
18:14How?
18:15How?
18:16How are we going to be friends again?
18:17I don't know.
18:18You need a practical solution.
18:19Like, you know, get a shared hobby.
18:21Like knitting.
18:22Or stamp collecting.
18:23I've heard really good things about stamp collecting.
18:24Yeah, okay.
18:25Stop offering stupid suggestions.
18:26Or maybe if you start dating other people, then you guys would come home and you would debrief about it together.
18:32That's a great idea.
18:34Really?
18:35No.
18:36I've actually known friendships that have formed just over gossiping about a new love interest.
18:39Okay.
18:40I don't think that we can be friends again.
18:43Alright.
18:44Well, then you need to find solutions so that you're just not home alone together.
18:48Like, use Cash.
18:50It would genuinely be easier if Cash was home more often.
18:53Right?
18:54Okay, so then talk to him and then make up like a little schedule.
18:56Yeah.
18:57Because I'm sure Cash would really love to be a chaperone because Tane and I don't know how to be adults.
19:02I don't know then.
19:03I've run out of ideas.
19:04See?
19:05There isn't a solution.
19:06Well, I can't keep going on like me's.
19:09I'll drink my shoes.
19:18Molly?
19:21What are you doing?
19:22Well, seeing as you don't have the time, I've decided to help you have a cockroach.
19:25free car.
19:26Are you expecting some sort of payment?
19:29No.
19:30I just want to do it for you.
19:32Wow.
19:33Okay.
19:34Now I know you're happy to do everything I'm not even going to offer to make the bed.
19:37So you did notice?
19:38Of course I did.
19:39Turns out I like the way you tuck the sheets.
19:41It makes my toes a wall.
19:43Okay.
19:44Well, maybe I'll start doing it again.
19:46And maybe I can do more around the house?
19:48Just don't expect any miracles.
19:50Let's just start with hanging up your towel first and we'll go from there.
19:54Done.
19:55Alright.
19:56Get out of here.
19:57Leave me to it.
20:13Oh, hi.
20:14Sorry, I didn't realise it was you.
20:16No, it's fine.
20:17Where's Archie?
20:18Uh, he's asleep.
20:19Uh, Tana.
20:20Yeah?
20:21We need to talk.
20:22What about?
20:23This?
20:24This awkwardness?
20:25Like, I'm not crazy.
20:26You feel it too, right?
20:27Well, I guess so.
20:28I guess so.
20:29I mean, it hasn't exactly been easy, has it?
20:31So we should probably talk about how we're going to deal with it.
20:32Can I put my pants on first?
20:33Yeah.
20:34Of course.
21:05Male, age unknown.
21:06He was found combative and disorientated on the street.
21:08You're not taking my blood.
21:09I'm trying to help you.
21:10Yes.
21:11I just need to put these monitors on you to get your heart rate.
21:13Great new dinner first, gorgeous.
21:14Okay, please.
21:15Come on.
21:16Hey, hey, hey.
21:17What?
21:18Water's home.
21:19Thanks.
21:20I just want to get back to work.
21:21Hey, calm down.
21:22Guys, hold him down.
21:23We can't wait for security.
21:24Come on.
21:25All right, you guys, hold him down.
21:27Hey, if you touch me or my staff again, then the next conversation you're going to be having
21:31is with the police.
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