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00:00I just want to help me I love you stop I will always love Remy you're scaring her
00:13she is terrified what were you thinking man Bree's made it clear in every possible way
00:17that she doesn't want to see you I almost lost it Remy you're the one who's not getting it
00:20you already lost her and you need to move on Remy what is he doing he still doesn't get it does he
00:27morning you're different where you going just out for a bit Bree texted him yeah we have been working
00:36so hard to keep him apart what the hell is she doing I'm surprised to get your message what do
00:41you need don't bother sitting down Remy you won't be here I guess this is goodbye eh won't forget what
00:48she did for me just uh take good care of this eh thank you you did a hell of a lot bringing that
00:54family together Rue you should be very proud thanks then see you later bye glad she's doing
01:00better how are you doing just the black tea thanks Marilyn I mean honestly I never thought
01:09that Bree would even want to see him again right I mean asking him to visit that's sending a huge
01:15mixed message if I'd known I would have talked her out of sending that text maybe we're thinking
01:21about this wrong I mean the fact that she's asked to meet him face to face maybe she's rethinking the
01:25breaker well I mean you went with her last night I was and when he texted she like lost it yeah but
01:33she did almost die I mean that's got to put everything in perspective maybe she's changed her mind
01:38that's possible I mean it does require some belief in a parallel dimension but it is possible
01:43let me get this straight you asked me here to tell me that you don't want me here I wanted to
01:50tell you in person so I could be absolutely clear where I stand I'm just confused I mean you could
01:57have sent that in a text I've tried Remy I've tried texting I've said it to your face other people have
02:03told you I can't just shut off how I feel about you you need to listen to me if you contact me in
02:11anyway I will have no choice but to take an AVO out against you I know that I've messed up more
02:19than once but an AVO you still don't understand how you've made me feel can we just forget about
02:27that I've apologized after you refused to leave after you wouldn't stop arguing with the security
02:34guard it felt like I had no control over the situation days after I'd been stabbed I was just
02:40trying to help you there is only one other person who has ever made me feel so so small and
02:46helpless no you can't compare me to your abusive ex and then stop acting like him
02:52I'll get out of your way
03:00here we go Mr. Stewart I didn't order that I know you didn't but you didn't eat breakfast this morning
03:15and I know you like the blueberry ones give it to someone else Marilyn I'm happy with the tea
03:19spent your poker winnings yet Alf he's got time for that sort of nonsense everything
03:24all right it would be if people had let me get on with the crossword right
03:29do you want me to help me with the clues you reckon I can't finish it no I'll leave you to it
03:35good enjoy your day you too
03:38what was that about I'll tell you later
03:43I'll take good luck with whatever the fallout is later thanks yeah I have to make sure Remy
03:51hasn't done anything stupid yeah I'll try and go check on Bree
03:54okay bye but I'm busy I have a life I've I've recently taken up crochet and I'd be really lost
04:03without my knitting so yes I'm kidding uh-huh yep yep yep okay bye
04:14that was a long phone call who was that
04:17it was my mum and then my dad well it was both of them something happened
04:23I don't know they're just they're trying to guilt trip me into going to my little brother's
04:27uni graduation ceremony I mean it's not like Dylan will even care if I'm there or not
04:30excuse me you have a brother you have a brother how do I not know you have a brother
04:35I've mentioned that to you surely nope you didn't okay well process that later
04:42um all right well what's wrong with this brother that you have to be guilt tripped and go into his
04:47graduation ceremony Dylan's fine he's great but you know he's always been the golden child
04:52and I've always been the better-looking scapegoat with the fluid career style oh yeah is that right
04:58yeah I'm basically an embarrassment to my parents I'm sure that's not true it is trust me
05:04okay I feel like I know more about the teachers that you crushed on in high school
05:11than your own family so I'm gonna need you to start talking hey you guess what just arrived
05:19our wedding invitations yeah they look really great better than the mock-up oh they spelled your
05:26name wrong kidding hey um I gotta go um but don't worry I will get these out today and I will speak
05:35too soon love you bye how did things go with Brie how did you know it you know what doesn't matter
05:44what happened she threatened me with an AVO
05:49wow okay she uh she really wanted you to get the message huh that's not even the worst of it
05:57what's worse than an AVO she compared my behavior yesterday to her ex
06:04scared her Eden I didn't mean to but I scared her enough that she felt helpless
06:16I can't believe I did that
06:21I am hearing everything you're saying but also your brother is only going to graduate once
06:30true and it feels like this unfair comparison thing is coming from your parents it's not coming
06:35from Dylan yeah also true yeah look I am I am really proud of my little bro he's he's worked
06:42very hard for his degree to be fair right so you should reward that and go oh fine fine hey um
06:52do you want to come with me I mean I know I know it's it's pretty soon it's last minute I'm gonna
06:57leave today okay you can make that work right um as much as I love as spontaneous trip and supporting
07:03you I don't know if this is the right circumstance to meet your family for this time oh come on but if
07:08my perfect girlfriend came with me my parents might lay off me yeah if your perfect girlfriend
07:12would feel like she was gate crashing a family event so sorry fine I can't believe you talked
07:18me into this I uh I should probably check on Remy and before I pack do you have to leave today today
07:27today today yeah it's a long drive but I will see you at home before I hit the road okay okay
07:33I told you I was serious about moving on from Turner you did I love it I love this for you
07:53okay okay give it to me you're looking for Mr. Wright you're gonna need my help
07:56Brie oh look at me I don't see it nope
08:03is he back yet yep in his room you were way off with the optimism before um Brie threatened him with
08:15an AVO whoa seriously yeah it's it's complicated she went through a lot with an abusive ex all right
08:21yeah well if you're gonna talk about me Mars will have the front row seat hey mate just answer me
08:30one thing are you gonna leave Brie alone now yeah oh well you guys don't need to worry about that anymore
08:39hey I've got an idea that'll cheer you up road trip my little bro's graduating uni is he good for him
08:51yeah we can uh do the family thing and sort your life out at the same time you just want me there
08:56as a buffer well I mean not just that but yeah your job's kinder to distract my old man when he
09:01asked me about my future look I'll pass on that right now my job at the moment is to
09:07get my act together it's music to my ears buddy even if it means I'm flying solar
09:14all your parents aren't that bad fine I will tell them that their disappointment of a son is returning
09:20do you really mean it this time I have to can't sink any lower than I already have
09:35okay this is going to feel uncomfortable when I start tugging I know the drill Dr. Fowler
09:42take a big breath for me hold it
09:44any chest pain tightness
09:52okay I'm going to organize another chest x-ray just to make sure that my lung remains inflated
09:58at this point the main risks are infection and blood clots we also can't rule out lung scarring
10:03you know the drill Dr. Cameron are you really going to keep me I mean can't I just go home
10:08who makes the worst patients doctors or nurses
10:11doctors by a long shot
10:14those risks you mentioned are serious I'm not about to rush your recovery
10:19have you met my very caring nurse housemate point taken but it's not only your physical recovery I'm
10:28talking about Brie is that your subtle way of asking me if I'll be lonely it is something you've
10:33mentioned I'm in the breakup phase I'm going to be lonely wherever I am you don't need to worry
10:39about me Levi
10:45hmm
10:4720 matches I mean are you sure you're not favoring quantity over quality
10:52right because why would any decent guys be attracted to my profile
10:56that's not what I meant
10:58all right I learnt last time how to weed out the weedos
11:02mm-hmm
11:03juice
11:04yes please
11:05so um how many guys are you currently messaging
11:10mmm half a dozen
11:12huffy
11:13hilarious
11:14it's just small talk there's no pressure
11:17that sounds really boring when is your first actual date
11:20whoa what's the rush
11:21are you playing it safe
11:23I'm a woman on a dating app of course I'm playing it safe
11:26okay yes fair you should but also consider that many of these guys will appear great in their profiles
11:31but you have to check them out offline to know for sure
11:34okay just because you're in a happy relationship doesn't make you a world leading dating expert
11:39aww I do know that if the pheromines don't gel IRL then it's all over Red Rover
11:44what is IRL?
11:46it's in real life
11:47what do you come up with this stuff?
11:49it's science
11:50well sort of
11:51you are the one saying that you want to move on sometime
11:54yeah you know I do
11:56right
11:57so it's time
11:58step up
11:59plan a proper date
12:04you need a passion project
12:09something to kick you out of your funk
12:12it's kinda hard to get passionate about anything right now
12:15well I mean music's always picked you up why don't you get back into session work
12:19session work's good for what it is but being a muso for hire is never going to fire me up
12:24mate
12:25I don't want to play the guilt trip card but mum's really upset you're not coming too
12:29she's still crushing on me
12:31whoa that is my mother you are talking about there
12:33my family's honour demands actually that you come and apologise in person
12:36okay give it up sonny alright the last thing this bloke needs is a boozy road trip
12:40yeah I know
12:42you gonna be okay?
12:44listen uh
12:46you guys have both had my back lately
12:49especially when I didn't deserve it
12:51means a lot
12:53I'll look after him while I'm gone here
12:56I will try
12:58yeah have a good trip man
12:59thanks mum
13:00you need a second out of your mouth
13:01ha ha ha
13:03yeah I will
13:04rightio
13:05uh don't miss me
13:06we will battle through
13:08hey um are you heading home to pack?
13:09yeah why?
13:10wedding invitations
13:12can you please give these to your housemates for me?
13:14yeah is mine in there?
13:15yeah
13:16are you inviting Brie?
13:18yeah of course
13:19I'm one of them
13:20nice
13:21fair
13:22right see you soon
13:23see ya
13:24mmm
13:25it's been a while since I've seen that out of its case
13:35yeah
13:36yeah
13:37you okay?
13:39yeah
13:40Do now
13:46fear
13:47yeah
13:48about me
13:49I have seen that in another video
13:50I've seen questions
13:52in a moment
13:53go ahead and tell
13:54him
13:55how do you pray about it?
13:56does plan that?
13:57do you pray in a while?
13:58do you pray about it?
13:59yes
14:00oh
14:02hence
14:05Nobody loved you like I did
14:09Thought you'd be mother to my kid
14:12But it all changed when I saw you as someone else
14:16So good lord, good lord, good lord
14:19You made all those promises
14:22But you broke them like my heart
14:26Saying things like darling I do
14:29Until death do us apart
14:32Now the times run out on out of
14:35I gotta leave these vows behind
14:38They were empty promises
14:41Good lord, good lord, good lord
14:44You made all those promises
14:47But you broke them like my heart
14:51Saying things like darling I do
14:54Until death do us apart
14:57Now the times run out on out of
15:00I gotta leave these vows behind
15:03They were empty promises
15:05But good lord, good lord, good lord
15:08You're not feeling it today, right?
15:10I wouldn't mind a beer
15:23You wanna join me?
15:29I like Donnie, Donnie seems nice
15:31Give me my phone back
15:32No look, she's got such a cute little dog
15:34Which means he's probably not a psycho
15:35Unless he dognapped it for the photo
15:38I hate to break it to you
15:39But I'm not feeling it with Donnie
15:41Oh, see, that's interesting
15:43Is that because he asked you
15:45If you have kids of your own
15:46And then you just didn't reply?
15:48Okay, I'm expecting every guy
15:50To ghost me after I tell them about Archie
15:52It's gonna be a full-on haunting
15:54Okay
15:55I think you're not considering
15:56That Archie is a great filter
15:58What?
15:59What scientific wisdom do you have now?
16:01This is just common sense
16:02You're on date four
16:04You know, it's going great
16:05And then you tell the guy about your son
16:07And he goes running
16:08Like, you would have saved yourself
16:10All the trouble and hurt
16:11If you'd just been honest
16:12From the get-go
16:13You think about this stuff way too much
16:15You don't think about it enough
16:17Oh, look, there he is
16:19How is Remy?
16:21He's good, he's better
16:22Yeah, his two brain cells are working again
16:23Ah, good one
16:24Wedding invite, cash news
16:26Can I have a look?
16:27Okay
16:27Well, when you get home and get your own
16:29Maybe you could bring Donnie
16:31It's your platform
16:32I already told you, it's not happening
16:33Okay, I'm going to ask the male in the room
16:35Um, if you were on a dating app
16:37And you matched with, like
16:38A gorgeous, intelligent woman
16:40Would you want her to tell you
16:42That she had a five-month-old baby?
16:44You don't have to answer that
16:45No, no, I will
16:46I mean, honestly
16:47Any guy would be lucky to date you
16:49Kid or not kid
16:50So why not just be honest?
16:52Thank you
16:53That's very helpful
16:54Okay, that's literally all
16:55I've been telling you
16:56Okay, okay
16:58I will reply to Donnie
16:59And be honest about Archie
17:01Gortz
17:02Um, I don't have much time to pack
17:04I want to miss you so much
17:06I am, very much
17:07I'm going to show you
17:08He's read it
17:11And he's not replying
17:12Okay
17:13My boyfriend is leaving
17:14Go away
17:15There's like not even dots
17:21Like the little dots
17:22That
17:31Off he goes
17:36Trying to make his brother super happy
17:38Yeah, probably
17:40But I'd rather make you super happy
17:42Alright, well
17:43Don't have too much fun about me
17:44Well, believe me
17:45I will be miserable the whole time
17:46Okay, well, while you're busy doing that
17:48You know, why don't you tell your family
17:49About the incredible woman
17:50With a career
17:51Figment
17:52You watch
17:52They'll think that you're a figment
17:53Of my imagination
17:54Just make sure you come back
17:56Alright
17:57You're the best thing that's ever happened to me
18:00Well, I would know
18:01I can't
18:02I miss you already
18:04I'll call you when I'm there
18:08I love you
18:19I love you too
18:27Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt
18:38But I have a code read
18:39Mosh
18:40You're gonna tell me why you needed this beer?
18:49Tough morning at the garage
18:50Mate, I didn't come down in the last shower
18:54What did Marilyn tell you?
18:57She thinks you're struggling
19:00Now that Colin's gone
19:02And I don't reckon she's wrong
19:04Anyone could see you were all close
19:07I love teaching him how to fish and all that
19:12You're a natural granddad
19:13Well, I guess none of us realise
19:17Just how big a hole that boy has left behind
19:20Still, at the end of the day
19:24You and Roo turned that kid's life around
19:28Got to be proud of that
19:30Yeah, I am
19:33This is not a code red situation
19:38It is for me
19:40I thought Donnie was going to ghost me
19:41Not invite me to coffee
19:43I actually feel like you haven't absorbed anything I was saying about putting yourself out there
19:46I've heard a lot of hot air about pheromones
19:49Just because Donnie is okay with me having a baby doesn't mean that I'm ready for this
19:54Hi
19:56Hi Maz
19:57Totally not eavesdropping
19:59Just wondering if everything's okay
20:00Yeah, everything's good actually
20:02A guy on Smulder thinks Harper is hot
20:05Oh my god, I'm on Smulder
20:07Yeah, yeah, I didn't know you were dating again
20:10Oh, it's early days
20:12Do you mind giving us a minute so we can decide if we're going to eat?
20:15Oh, absolutely
20:16Absolutely, good luck at dating
20:18Thank you
20:19Can you not broadcast it to the whole world?
20:22It's just Marilyn
20:23I would like a reason as to why you're not ready
20:26Well, if you must know
20:30It's hard to feel confident in myself
20:32Especially after everything that happened with Tana
20:34I hate that
20:36That sucks
20:37Look at you
20:38You could be 80 and there would be guys fooling over themselves to have a chance with you
20:42That's very sweet
20:44But I don't think I'll live that long seeing how stressful this is
20:47You know what?
20:47I want to look at Donnie's profile
20:49I'll see if I can see any red flags, okay?
20:51Fine
20:51Maybe I'll be ready to date in like
20:53A week
20:55Or a year
20:56Or this afternoon
20:58What did you do?
21:00I messaged Donnie back saying yes to coffee
21:03Gentlemen, welcome to paradise
21:12It's just two nights
21:14We can give him that
21:15Alright
21:16That should be enough to keep us going
21:18Not risking another running with a hairy man
21:20The what?
21:22A hairy man
21:23He only comes out when it's dark
21:25So we've got to keep the fire burning
21:26He's out there
21:27Somewhere
21:28Always watching
21:29I'm going to be the one
21:34The oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
21:39I'm sorry
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