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00:00I think that you should ask Harper to move in again.
00:10What are you doing?
00:11I'm making sure that you and your son don't end up homeless.
00:13How's the room? You got everything you need?
00:15Yeah, yeah.
00:17Cool.
00:18It cannot be that bad.
00:20Actually, it's that bad.
00:21Come live with me.
00:22Is that really what you want?
00:24I want to stop worrying about IVF so much.
00:27We'll either get pregnant or we won't.
00:29Might as well be optimistic.
00:30And you know what?
00:31If it does work out, it won't be just the two of us watching that.
00:34You and Leah coming tonight to what?
00:36Dinner and salt.
00:37Did he say what it was about?
00:39No.
00:39I said we go.
00:40Oh, great.
00:42Everybody's here.
00:43Is it just me or is anyone else not buying John's happy act?
00:46You okay, Pamela?
00:47Yeah, it will be when they rustle up a decent camp.
00:50Sad.
00:50That's not what I meant and you know it.
00:52I'm just worried there's something you're not telling us about the point of all this.
00:56The point is friendship.
00:58John has never, in all the time that we have known him, invited everyone to dinner
01:02and then, at the end of the evening, offered to pay for everyone.
01:06There's something definitely wrong.
01:11All right, people.
01:12Final ten, okay?
01:13Let's go.
01:14Ten.
01:14Harper, you got this.
01:16Nine.
01:17Mum's working way she hard.
01:19Seven.
01:20Sixty-five.
01:21Six.
01:22Four.
01:22Seventy-one.
01:24Four.
01:25Twenty-seven.
01:26Three.
01:28Two.
01:29And...
01:30A hundred.
01:31Great work, guys.
01:32Great work.
01:32Great work, everybody.
01:34Yeah, just leave your stuff in the bag.
01:36Smashed it.
01:38Thanks to you later.
01:39Thanks for the assist.
01:40Oh, any time, bro.
01:41Hey, great work today.
01:43Thanks.
01:44Um, see you at home?
01:46Yeah.
01:47See you soon.
01:48Yeah.
01:52Oh, that was a nice, normal interaction.
01:56I guess the whole big move's gone kind of well.
02:00Uh, you could say that.
02:03What?
02:03Don't tell me you're devastated not to be living with your little sister.
02:06Well, it's certainly quieter.
02:08Oh, humour me at least.
02:09Please.
02:10No, I'm serious.
02:11Really quiet.
02:12It's too quiet.
02:13We have nothing to say to each other.
02:15You were saying some stuff just then.
02:17Yeah, but it's just polite, very limited, small talk.
02:20It's basically all we can manage.
02:22I'm sure it's not that bad.
02:24Yeah.
02:24Well, I'll put it this way.
02:25I can't wait for Archie to start speaking so that I've got someone to talk to.
02:31What a pressure on you, bud.
02:38Hey.
02:39Oh.
02:40I thought we agreed to put my behalf out of our minds for a little while.
02:42I was just checking the next date of our appointment.
02:45Oh, well, it's in ten days.
02:47You just knew that off the top of your head, did you?
02:49Yeah, I have a pretty good memory.
02:50Do you?
02:52I might have locked it up this morning.
02:53Uh-huh.
02:55So much for out of our minds.
02:57Yeah, we'll be here really soon.
02:58Hmm.
02:58Are you all right?
03:07I just stood on your earrings.
03:09Again.
03:10Look over these.
03:11What are they doing on the floor?
03:13Well, they fell, obviously.
03:15Because there's no room for anything else.
03:17Your bowl of cereal has been sitting on the dresser for almost an hour.
03:21Still eating it.
03:22Okay, stop.
03:22Seriously.
03:24You two have been living together for such a long time now.
03:26Why have you only just found out that she's messy?
03:28I don't remember her being this bad.
03:29Oh.
03:29She's the youngest.
03:30What are you going to do?
03:31Oh, pfft.
03:32I'm the youngest in my family, too, and I am not a slob.
03:35Oh, you know what.
03:37All right, you are just a neat freak who can't accept that other people live their lives differently, okay?
03:40Oh.
03:41Boop.
03:43Can I get a pee, thanks, love?
03:45Yeah.
03:46You look worn out.
03:47Yeah, I just left Rue and Cohen.
03:49It's true.
03:49That kid likes to kick a ball around.
03:52It's been a while since you've done that, I suppose.
03:54Longer than I care to remember.
03:56So, is Cohen's father with them?
03:59Thanks, love.
04:00No, they're going to catch up with him later in the day.
04:02They're just taking things steady.
04:04Right.
04:04And how's all that going?
04:06Well, so far so good, but like I said, small steps.
04:10Hey, I don't suppose you've seen John this morning?
04:13No, why?
04:14Well, Justin seems to think he's more upset about Irene leaving than he's letting on.
04:19But we were all there when he said he was just trying to get people together.
04:22Exactly, and it's what Irene would have wanted.
04:24Then, so tell me this.
04:25The whole time you have known John, has he ever invited you to dinner?
04:30For no apparent reason whatsoever.
04:32No, he hasn't.
04:34But Irene leaving affected different people in different ways, right?
04:37So, I wouldn't worry too much about her.
04:40I think I'm just going to check up on her.
04:42Please don't tell me you've already forgotten about our plans.
04:45What?
04:46No.
04:47What plans?
04:48Our lunch date.
04:50You know, the date that you insisted that we have.
04:52Don't worry about it.
04:53I'm not going to be long, okay?
04:54I'll be back before you know it.
04:56See you soon, mate.
04:57Yeah, right.
04:59Hi, Plus.
05:00John.
05:14How are you doing, mate?
05:17Really good.
05:17How are you?
05:18I'm good.
05:21Something I can help you with?
05:22I was just thinking about the things that you were talking about last night.
05:27How we should be making more of an effort to spend time with mates.
05:31Really?
05:32Yeah.
05:32Oh, I'm pleased my words hit home.
05:35Well, you can go have a coffee.
05:37What, now?
05:38Yeah.
05:39You don't have stuff to do?
05:40No, if you can find time for mates, I can find time for mates.
05:44Unless you've got something better to do.
05:47Nah.
05:48Nah, absolutely.
05:48I've got time for a quick coffee.
05:50Okay.
05:50Oh, great.
05:51Okay, but it's your shower.
05:52Remember I bought dinner last night?
05:53Of course.
05:54Just give me a minute.
05:55I've got to send an email.
06:00Hey, can I please get a latte?
06:02And a double espresso to have here, please.
06:06Why are you not getting takeaways?
06:07I thought we were going to your place.
06:08Why do you think?
06:09Are you seriously avoiding being in the house?
06:11We're kind of...
06:11Can we please talk about anything else?
06:13How's living with Sonny?
06:14It's fine.
06:16I mean, he made me pancakes this morning.
06:17But he burnt them.
06:19Is that him?
06:19Yeah, it does.
06:20Was it we had a party at the house and cops came?
06:23Well, thank you for the invite.
06:24What?
06:25Oh, sorry.
06:26Well, next time you have a party, make sure you invite me.
06:28I'll gladly be anywhere other than home.
06:31Okay.
06:31Noted.
06:32Well, hello there.
06:34Oh, hello.
06:34I suppose you two would like to join us?
06:37Uh, why?
06:38What are you doing?
06:38Oh, just having a coffee catch-up.
06:40A little chin-wag between mates.
06:42Oh, well, we...
06:43We just ordered takeaways.
06:45Sorry.
06:46Oh, suit yourselves.
06:47Maybe we should go takeaway too, mate.
06:49Oh, nonsense.
06:50Everyone's in such a hurry these days.
06:52Nobody spends the time sitting with their mates.
06:57Hey, do you know, in the cafes in France, people sit facing the street, not each other.
07:03I guess you'll be doing that in Paris with Irene pretty soon.
07:08That's the plan.
07:09You must miss her, John.
07:12Everybody does.
07:14You know, I've never had the pleasure of a trip to Paris.
07:17So, have you ever told me about my French mate, my baby?
07:23Probably.
07:25Snails, we called him.
07:26Not because he was French.
07:28He was just incredibly slow.
07:30You wouldn't want him in front of you in the food queue, that's for sure.
07:34Anyway, his sister lived in Vanuatu.
07:37Well, I didn't know it was his sister.
07:40Anyway, I was assured in the pictures one night, and he was bang, bang, bang at the
07:43back of the cinema door, and it's snails.
07:45I ran.
07:46Luckily, he was so slow, he couldn't catch me.
07:49Okay, I'll just scrub to this.
07:50Who's my favourite?
07:52Yeah, there he is.
07:53Hey, hey.
07:54Are you heading out?
07:56Yeah, sorry I didn't realise you guys will be back so soon.
07:58Oh, you're taking little dude away?
07:59Yeah, but we can stay if you want.
08:01Oh, no, no, that's fine.
08:03Dana will survive.
08:03So, what are you guys doing today?
08:07As usual, hanging out.
08:09Cool.
08:10What about you?
08:11What are you doing?
08:11I'm just heading to the shops.
08:13Oh, cool.
08:14Do you want anything?
08:15Nah, I'm cool.
08:17Cool.
08:18Cool.
08:19Right, so, have fun.
08:21Okay.
08:22Bye.
08:22Bye.
08:22Bye.
08:24Here we go.
08:29Wow.
08:30I heard cool one more time.
08:32Yeah, now you see what I'm saying?
08:35What has happened?
08:36It's like you guys don't even know each other.
08:37Tell me about it.
08:40That was the least cool thing I've ever seen.
08:55We never have the same day off.
08:57Should we go out and do something different?
08:58I could think of a few things we could do right here.
09:03Oh, really?
09:04Yeah.
09:04Like what?
09:06What is your problem?
09:07I just don't understand why you can't hang up your towel like a normal person.
09:10All right, it's a bath mat, Molly.
09:11It's supposed to be on the floor.
09:13Why is it so wet?
09:14Do you take it in the shower with you?
09:15It was an accident.
09:16Well, in that case, you can put it in the laundry to get washed.
09:19It is not that hard.
09:20Yep.
09:21Yep.
09:22You're the worst.
09:23Oh.
09:23You're brave, man.
09:28Well, I've got to draw the line somewhere.
09:30And wet towels is the hill you're willing to die on.
09:32No, it is not just about the towels.
09:35Okay, when I got back, I thought, fair enough, I dumped her with a lot of stuff to take care
09:38of while I looked out for my family.
09:39That is very true.
09:40I've been back for ages now, but there is still stuff everywhere.
09:44I even stopped making her bed just to see if she notices.
09:47How long has it been?
09:49Like, almost two weeks.
09:50Oh, this is driving you insane, isn't it?
09:53Obviously, but I can't let her know that.
09:55Yes.
09:56Molly, I think you might have to switch tactics, okay?
09:59I've known her whole life.
10:01Whole life.
10:01She's not going to change now.
10:02No.
10:06Oh, good, you're here.
10:07Have you seen this?
10:08What is it, an invoice for last night's dinner?
10:10Oh, ho, ho.
10:11Oh, come on, Palmer, it's a flamin' joke.
10:14I mean, it was a very generous gesture.
10:16Thank you very much.
10:17This is the agenda for the special extra committee meeting.
10:20What special extra committee meeting?
10:21I emailed it to you this morning.
10:24Maintenance to the showers, rearrangement of the timetable.
10:28You don't need a meeting for any of that.
10:30Send an email.
10:31Oh, because everybody reads those.
10:33We're not going to waste people's time.
10:35Yeah, well, don't come whinging to me when they come complaining to you.
10:41Your car is full of empty chip packets and greasy takeaway bags and who knows what else.
10:53Like this.
10:56How long has this been in here for?
10:58If it bothers you, you can put it in the bin.
10:59I'm pretty sure I even saw a cockroach crawling in the back seat.
11:02It was so dramatic this morning.
11:03I don't know.
11:05I...
11:05I don't get it.
11:08When you first got this car, you were obsessed with keeping it pristine.
11:10Yeah, look at it. It's fine.
11:12It's fine. It's...
11:14Full of rubbish.
11:17It's my car, Marley.
11:18I can keep it however I want.
11:20So you want to live like this?
11:22Not all of us have the time and energy to freak out about this stuff, okay?
11:26Okay.
11:26Okay.
11:33Sorry.
11:38Well, that wasn't fast.
11:40No, it was not.
11:41But look, I think it's safe to say that John is feeling a little bit lonely.
11:46Did he say that?
11:47Well, he didn't really need to, you know.
11:48He was too busy talking about literally everything else and inviting anyone who passes by the coffee.
11:55Oh, I guess that makes sense.
11:57He and Irene used to hang out a lot.
11:58Yeah.
11:59Explains last night's dinner.
12:01A little bit.
12:02Life just doesn't want to be alone, you know.
12:04Anyway, still got time for lunch?
12:07We got something else on.
12:08Right now, John needs us.
12:10I'll invite him here for lunch.
12:13Okay, but do me a favor.
12:14What?
12:15Can we avoid the Navy thing?
12:17I've just...
12:18I've had enough for one day.
12:20Sure.
12:21Good.
12:23Sorry, I know you wanted to spend time with Archie.
12:26That's okay.
12:27This is far less painful than watching you and can't I try to have a conversation.
12:32I mean, I know this is settling in period, but I don't understand how things got this bad.
12:37What, you can't see how living with an ex could be problematic?
12:39No, I can.
12:40I'm just...
12:41You guys were fine, right, before you moved in?
12:45I mean, I know you had some things, but you sorted them out.
12:47Yeah.
12:48And technically, you were friends before you were in a relationship.
12:51Yeah, we were really good friends.
12:52And then I went and walked down the stairs from Salt one night and everything changed.
12:59I know it's going to be really hard, but you are going to have to find a way to be friends with Tarnay again.
13:08I'm sorry to just rock up here like this.
13:10I'm just going to get out of the house for a bit, you know?
13:12Is it really that bad at home?
13:14Is it?
13:15Try having one of your ex's live with you.
13:18Yeah, that's a fair point, actually.
13:20I mean, look, it's not bad.
13:21It's just half the time I don't know what to say to her and we kind of just don't talk.
13:27But, look, it's fine.
13:29It's fine, really.
13:29It doesn't matter.
13:29Well, it does matter because it's your home.
13:31Yeah, you want to feel comfortable in your own space.
13:34Look, I don't mind putting up with a bit of awkwardness if it means she's in the house.
13:37I mean, having him there with me, it's the best, you know?
13:41Yeah, I bet it is.
13:43Still, it might be worth having a conversation with Harper about it.
13:47Yeah.
13:47I mean, look, she wasn't exactly dying to live with me in the first place.
13:50She only did because there was no other option.
13:53Yeah, I get it.
13:54You don't want to rock the boat.
13:55Yeah.
13:56If I bring up how awkward things are, she might use it as an excuse to leave.
14:01So what's the plan then?
14:03Just hang out here with us every time things get tough?
14:07If that's what it takes.
14:08Well, this is a nice surprise.
14:22Two catch-ups in one day.
14:24I thought Justin told me he had a date booked him.
14:27Did he?
14:27Turns out I got the date wrong.
14:29Which is fortunate because, like you said last night, we should do this more often.
14:33Yes, we should.
14:34Weekly?
14:35Monthly.
14:36How have you been?
14:36Since last night.
14:37Lately.
14:38Good, bye.
14:40We all miss Irene.
14:42I'm feeling okay.
14:43And Irene texted me again today.
14:45It's like we're in constant contact.
14:47Which is great.
14:48But if something changes and you start feeling down or you're struggling, you'll let us know?
14:55Look, guys, while I appreciate you taking on board what I said last night, I'm beginning
14:59to feel that this is just one great big pity invite.
15:02No, no, no, no, no.
15:04We just wanted to chat, mate.
15:05Yeah, I was hoping my friends might actually want to spend time with me for no other reason
15:09than to enjoy my company.
15:10We do, of course we do.
15:12It's fine.
15:12Don't worry about it.
15:13It's all good.
15:13John, please sit down.
15:15John.
15:16John.
15:16John.
15:16John.
15:16John.
15:16John.
15:16John.
15:23You didn't take that very well, did you?
15:25No, you didn't.
15:26Sure spoke about the Navy.
15:27Well, I'm sorry I couldn't be more helpful.
15:32Hey, you know, just spending time here was enough.
15:35Oh, you know, you're welcome any time.
15:38And don't worry, I'll make sure not to come empty-handed.
15:40I'll bring Archie over to see his Auntie Mac and Uncle Levi.
15:43Oh, thank you.
15:45Also, about the Harper stuff, just give it time and I'm sure things will become more relaxed.
15:50Yeah, well, here's hoping.
15:51See you later.
15:53See you.
15:53Bye, Arch.
15:54You okay?
16:03Mm-hmm, yeah.
16:05Yeah, I'm okay.
16:05You?
16:07Yeah.
16:08It's a bit hard having the baby around sometimes.
16:10Oh, that's an understatement.
16:12But, you know, at least Tarnier doesn't take what he has for granted.
16:15Yeah.
16:17He would never lie down.
16:19Yeah.
16:19Yeah.
16:19Okay.
16:24Why don't we go out this afternoon?
16:30Um, okay.
16:31What do you want to do?
16:32Uh, your choice.
16:33Really?
16:34Um, all right, let's go to that arcade in Yabby Creek and I will beat you at Dance Revolution.
16:39Sure, sounds good.
16:41Really?
16:42Miss competitive like the idea of being beaten?
16:44Well, maybe I want to spend time with you.
16:46You ever think about that?
16:46Um, be lie.
16:49In all seriousness, I miss living with you.
16:51I love living with my annoying, loud-mouthed, cute little sister.
16:54Well, that felt really honest.
16:56Mm.
16:56But also, I will say, can't avoid Tarnier forever.
17:00Well, I can for the next few hours.
17:02What about cocktails?
17:03Let's drink cocktails.
17:04Oh, that sounds super healthy.
17:05Yeah, great.
17:07Now?
17:07Yep.
17:08Okay, well, take your back.
17:12John, where's Molly?
17:13No idea.
17:14Why?
17:14I'm missing my car keys.
17:16Oh, John.
17:17Well, not now, not now.
17:19I've got a job to do.
17:19Hang on, mate.
17:20Hang on.
17:21We hear you.
17:22We didn't mean for that to come off like a pity in mind.
17:25No, you're more than that to us.
17:27You married us.
17:28Well, someone had to.
17:30You're not the third wheel.
17:31You're our friend.
17:32Well, thank you.
17:34And maybe we can organise a group activity in the future.
17:36Yeah.
17:36Like what?
17:38A barbecue.
17:39Hey, how about a trivia night?
17:40Oh.
17:41That would be great for you and Justin.
17:42He was just saying that he wants to spend more time with you.
17:44Really?
17:45All the guys.
17:47No, not just me.
17:49Well, okay.
17:50That sounds great.
17:50I'll, I'll bring the dip, please.
17:52Trivia night.
17:54I don't want to do trivia.
17:56Sorry.
17:57Okay.
17:57Now he's bringing you dip.
17:58You'll be great.
17:58You'll be great at it.
18:00See, I know Sonny has a very, that partying solves everything, but I just don't know if
18:04this is the best idea.
18:05Why, I wouldn't know, because I don't get invited to parties.
18:07Oh, I'm just saying that you can't go for a cocktail every single time that Tana and you
18:11were at the house.
18:12Do you have a better idea?
18:13Well, it would be deal with it.
18:15How?
18:16How are we going to be friends again?
18:18I don't know.
18:19You need a practical solution.
18:20Like, you know, get a shared hobby.
18:22Like knitting.
18:23Or stamp collecting.
18:24I've heard really good things about stamp collecting.
18:25Okay, stop offering stupid suggestions.
18:27Or maybe if you start dating other people, then you guys would come home and you would
18:32debrief about it together.
18:33That's a great idea.
18:35Really?
18:35No.
18:36Okay.
18:36I've actually known friendships that have formed just over gossiping about a new love
18:40interest.
18:40Okay.
18:41I don't think that we can be friends again.
18:44All right.
18:45Well, then you need to find solutions so that you're just not home alone together.
18:49Like, use cash.
18:51It would genuinely be easier if cash was home more often.
18:54Right.
18:54Okay, so then talk to him and then make up, like, a little schedule.
18:58Yeah.
18:59Because I'm sure Cash would really love to be a chaperone because Tane and I don't know
19:02how to be adults.
19:02I don't know then.
19:03I've run out of ideas.
19:04See, there isn't a solution.
19:07Well, I can't keep going on like this.
19:10Oh, drink specials.
19:18Molly?
19:22What are you doing?
19:23Well, seeing as you don't have the time, I've decided to help you have a cockroach-free
19:27car.
19:27Are you expecting some sort of payment?
19:30No.
19:31I just want to do it for you.
19:33Wow.
19:34Okay, now I know you're happy to do everything I'm not even going to offer to make the bed.
19:37So you did notice?
19:39Of course I did.
19:40Turns out I like the way you tuck the sheets.
19:42It makes my toes a little.
19:43Okay, well, maybe I'll start doing it again.
19:47And maybe I can do more around the house?
19:49Just don't expect any miracles.
19:52Let's just start with hanging up your towel first and we'll go from there.
19:55Done.
19:55All right, get out of here.
19:57Leave me to it.
20:14Oh, hi.
20:14Sorry, I didn't realise it was you.
20:17No, it's fine.
20:18Where's Archie?
20:21Uh, he's asleep.
20:27Uh, Tana.
20:28Yeah?
20:30We need to talk.
20:32What about?
20:34This?
20:34This awkwardness?
20:36Like, I'm not crazy.
20:37You feel it too, right?
20:39Well, I guess so.
20:42It hasn't exactly been easy, has it?
20:45So we should probably talk about how we're going to deal with it?
20:48Can I put my pants on first?
20:53Yeah.
20:55Of course.
21:04What have we got?
21:05Male, age unknown.
21:06He was found combative and disorientated on the street.
21:09You're not taking my blood.
21:10I'm trying to help you, okay?
21:11I just need to put these monitors on you to get your heart rate.
21:13Hey, do dinner first, gorgeous.
21:14Okay, please.
21:15Come on.
21:15Hey, hey, hey.
21:16What?
21:17Do not touch my staff.
21:18Did you want to report us all?
21:19Thanks.
21:20I just want to get back to work.
21:21Hey, calm down.
21:22Guys, hold him down and come up for security.
21:24Come on.
21:25All right, you guys, hold him down.
21:27Hey, if you touch me or my staff again, then the next conversation you're going to be having
21:31is with the police.
21:32Take care, you, can share and see you next time on your show.
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