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Chris Martin's not letting the Astronomer kiss cam scandal die ... and now he's being extra careful with couples at his Coldplay concerts.

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00:01Are you AI or made from, are you real, are you real people?
00:04Chris Martin of Coldplay is not letting the Kiss Cam scandal die.
00:08This dude realizes he has a good thing going.
00:11He's leaning all the way in, so he had a show in London.
00:14And now it's like the Kiss Cam's half the reason you go to a Coldplay concert.
00:18This couple shows up, this dude's holding a sign and goes,
00:21I want to propose to her, like the girl that he's with.
00:24Oh God, that's jumping the shark, that's terrible.
00:27So Chris Martin is like, oh, but first off, let's do some security questions.
00:31I need you to nod as I do some very basic security checks, okay?
00:35Is this person your partner?
00:38Yes, no one else's partner, okay?
00:40Okay.
00:41It's because of course, you know, the astronomical CEO thing.
00:43No, he's screwing up.
00:45He had a great moment and he lamed it up.
00:47He Coldplayed it.
00:49So, if I were Chris Martin, I'd say either of you ever like,
00:54you know, go back to an old girlfriend or boyfriend.
00:57This is terrible, like all of a sudden, they're like,
00:59I mean, chef with ten hands here.
01:01Yeah, shut up.
01:03I'm going to come here for this therapy.
01:09Yeah!
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