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00:00Faster, driver! I've got to be there by 9 o'clock!
00:17Faster it is, governor!
00:30Hold it!
00:32I'm Jenny Trent from the World News, and this is my assistant, Hoppy.
00:36Yeah, we hear there's a big story going on.
00:39If I inherit a million pounds, that'll be a big story.
00:42One million pounds of what?
00:44That's three million dollars, silly.
00:48And to my great-great-grandson, Finney Fogg from America,
00:52I, Phileas Fogg, leave the vast sum of one million pounds my entire fortune.
00:59But there is one condition.
01:02Condition?
01:03Yes, I shall read it.
01:05To inherit my fortune, you must go around the world in less than 80 days,
01:10and thus break the record which I, Phileas Fogg, have established.
01:15Gosh, what a story this will make!
01:17And this must be done without the use of any modern transportation.
01:22If you fail, the fortune will go to your great-grandfather's faithful and dearly beloved retainer, Crumden the butler.
01:31Good show!
01:32But we wouldn't want anything to happen to Finney Fogg, now would we?
01:37And, if something should happen to Crumden, the fortune will go to Crumden's pet monkey, Smirky.
01:46Don't get any ideas, you furry fagun!
01:52Err, what do I get, Crumden?
01:55You get a headache.
02:01Thanks, it's more than I deserve.
02:03Just one more thing.
02:04How am I going to go around the world?
02:06I haven't even enough money to go around the block.
02:09Oh yes, I forgot.
02:10For a starter, you've been left your great-grandfather's old balloon.
02:17Stand by to cast off!
02:19Hey, you'd better get out of the balloon. It's time to go.
02:23Just one more picture.
02:26On your mark, get set, go!
02:31Oh no! The balloon's going up!
02:33Hey, hold it! Let me off!
02:37Jenny, come back!
02:42Hey, Jenny!
02:45Hoppy!
02:46Hang on!
02:47Help!
03:04Well, it looks like we're all going around the world in 79 days.
03:08I hope they jolly well make it.
03:11Not if I can help it.
03:13How are we going to stop them, Crumden?
03:15With the most multi-manacing machine ever conceived.
03:20You mean, the fierce arrow?
03:22Yes!
03:25The fierce arrow!
03:27I built it with my own crafty hands.
03:29It will do anything!
03:30Now, switch to dirigible power and overtake that silly balloon, Bambla!
03:47Right, Crumden!
03:48Our first stop is Paris.
03:51How romantic!
03:52And it's queer sailing all the way!
03:54Ah, good!
03:55They'll never see us behind this cloud!
03:57All right, you totos!
03:58Man, the harpoon gun!
03:59Man, the harpoon gun!
04:00You wouldn't dare!
04:02Make them stop picking on me, will you, Crumden!
04:03Now, get out there!
04:04And keep a lookout for Finny!
04:05We're sailing all the way!
04:06Ah, good!
04:07They'll never see us behind this cloud!
04:08All right, you totos!
04:09Man, the harpoon gun!
04:11Man, the harpoon gun!
04:17You wouldn't dare!
04:19Yeah, you wouldn't dare!
04:26Make them stop picking on me, will you, Crumden?
04:29Now, get out there!
04:30And keep a lookout for Finny Fog and his balloon!
04:34Here they come now!
04:41All right, you bumbler!
04:44Fire!
04:45And don't miss!
04:46Right!
04:47Fire!
04:48And don't miss!
04:55One of these days, I am going to replace you with an aardvark!
04:58Three tickets to Paris, and step on it!
05:09Well, here we are in Paris!
05:11Now, all we have to do is get our map stamp to show we've been here.
05:14But there's one problem.
05:15How do we land this crate?
05:17That's no problem!
05:18Just toss out the anchor!
05:20How about that?
05:27I hooked up us!
05:29You sure did!
05:30And it's heading right for a tunnel!
05:32Well, hang on to your hats!
05:34It looks like we're gonna land!
05:36The hard way!
05:43Whoa!
05:44I can't bear to watch!
05:50Happy!
05:51Are you all right?
05:52Fine!
05:53It only hurts when I smile!
05:54Well, as soon as I get that camera out of your mouth, we'll go down and get the map stamped!
06:13Aha!
06:14They're leaving!
06:15Now's our chance to do some dirty work!
06:20Here it is!
06:21The art museum!
06:22All right, Smirky!
06:23You know what to do!
06:24Eek-eek-eek-eek!
06:25Not the banana, you simian sap!
06:26The painting!
06:27Give me that to them!
06:28Eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek!
06:29No wonder I can't stand those two!
06:30Well, I can't stand those two!
06:31Eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek
07:01Come on, let's climb aboard.
07:03Hold on now!
07:07Promden, what are you doing here?
07:09I forgot to give you your going away present.
07:15It's the Gendarme, and it looks like you're after us.
07:18How come?
07:19Maybe this is why.
07:21The Mona Lisa!
07:23Let's get out of here!
07:28Hey Vinny, wait for me!
07:31I might have known Promden would try to stop us.
07:43Hey, what's this?
07:45It's the painting, you from blood!
07:49Now they're after us!
07:55Wasn't that Promden who just passed us?
07:57Yeah!
07:58What was he after?
07:59He wasn't after anything!
08:01He gave us the Mona Lisa back!
08:03Here they come again!
08:05There!
08:06Yeah, yeah!
08:07Yeah!
08:08That's it all. They pulled my own dirty trick on me.
08:26Consistent little beggars, aren't they?
08:28Pardon, ma'am-sel, but have you seen two men and a monkey pass this way?
08:45Ah, such a sweet voice. How about a little kiss, monsieur?
08:54What is this? A tail? It is that monkey! Stop them!
08:58All right, Smirky. Let's give him back the painting.
09:14Uh-oh. Moaning Lisa's back.
09:23Dex, they got clean away.
09:27So what? I snitched this from them before they left.
09:31Oh-ho, you did, huh?
09:33How about that? Now the gendarmes have the painting.
09:37And Crompton, too.
09:39I hope he gets a nice fat fine.
09:40Thank you, monsieur. This will just cover the fine.
09:46You realize, of course, you've taken everything I've got.
09:50Not everything, Crompton. You still have your umbrella.
09:53So I have.
09:54So I have.
09:58Now, after that balloon, this race has just begun.
10:02Just begun.
10:03Just begun.
10:04Just begun.
10:07Okay.
10:08Then, what did you do?
10:09You're doing the first one.
10:11You're doing the first one.
10:12Okay, so let's see.
10:13Then, let's do this.
10:14You just say yes.
10:15Well, you do.
10:16That's right.
10:17Come, do you do.
10:18You're very lucky.
10:19I'm gonna try you to get the little thing.
10:20I'm gonna try you something.
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