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00:02:29Hmm.
00:02:34Do north looks best.
00:02:37And the, um, the cameras?
00:02:40Bono have your backpack.
00:02:41You know, this landscape has a unique topographical beauty.
00:02:50It reminds me of the Malay Peninsula.
00:02:54Uh, other camera, Helen.
00:02:55Like I said, Dimitri, this north path is going to give us the best chance for finding some proof.
00:03:01You know, this could be as important as those artifacts we found in the Azores.
00:03:11Boy, how long have we been doing this?
00:03:15Uh, well, 20 years married, 20 expeditions.
00:03:22Hmm.
00:03:23Do you remember our first one?
00:03:26I was the eager grad student.
00:03:29You were the handsome professor.
00:03:30Well, that was years ago.
00:03:33Ah, speaking of students, where are our charges?
00:03:36They're already out sweeping for artifacts, but it's getting late.
00:03:40We have a lot of ground to cover.
00:03:41Well, if I could just find my glasses.
00:03:46Dimitri.
00:03:48Hmm?
00:03:48Oh, thank you, Professor Schuller.
00:03:53You're welcome, Professor Schuller.
00:03:56Oh.
00:03:59Fantastic.
00:04:00Got another one.
00:04:03Xander.
00:04:04Hmm?
00:04:05Get over here and stop stalking me.
00:04:08Ha.
00:04:08Right.
00:04:11This fishhook.
00:04:13This could be 500 years old, right?
00:04:16It is two relics already.
00:04:19Nicely done, Hermione.
00:04:20Thanks.
00:04:21Compliments gladly accepted.
00:04:24Yeah.
00:04:27Hello.
00:04:28Hmm?
00:04:28Waiting.
00:04:29Oh, right.
00:04:30Yeah.
00:04:31Sorry.
00:04:36So that footage you just took of me?
00:04:38Mm-hmm.
00:04:38You're not gonna download it or anything, right?
00:04:41What?
00:04:41No.
00:04:42No, it's just a record of our first expedition is all, you know,
00:04:46yours and mine and the professor's also.
00:04:50You know, everybody's really just expedition.
00:04:54Yeah.
00:04:55Well, I better not see my butt all over the Internet.
00:04:58All right.
00:04:59I would never do that.
00:05:00It's...
00:05:00Kidding!
00:05:01Kidding!
00:05:01Kidding!
00:05:03Besides, you're too nice of a guy to do that.
00:05:09Hey, um, have you thought any more about, you know,
00:05:13your fellowship applications?
00:05:16Nah.
00:05:17Got lots of options.
00:05:18Well, Northwestern is top in Pan-Pacific Anthropology,
00:05:22and, you know, I have a friend that, uh, works in that department,
00:05:28and he said that there's only one spot left.
00:05:30So, I...
00:05:32I don't know.
00:05:34You know, I was just thinking,
00:05:35if you, like, applied,
00:05:38and I'm already in,
00:05:40well, you know, we could
00:05:43keep working together.
00:05:48Sweet of you to keep my best interest,
00:05:50but I've got plenty of time.
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:58Oh!
00:06:00Bingo!
00:06:01Oh!
00:06:02Ladies and gentlemen,
00:06:04we have a hat trick.
00:06:05Nicely done.
00:06:18Yeah, you know,
00:06:19you're gonna get opposition, Nick.
00:06:21Larry, it's Hawaii.
00:06:22There's always opposition to development here.
00:06:25Look, I'd be worried if there wasn't.
00:06:26You good to go?
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:28Department of Land and Natural Resources
00:06:30has given me the okay.
00:06:32That land is ready to be made into something,
00:06:34besides a flop house
00:06:36for birds, bugs, and beer bottles.
00:06:38And the Greenies will kick up a little dust
00:06:40with this stupid court hearing.
00:06:42But we know how that's gonna turn out, right?
00:06:44Yeah, they call themselves
00:06:45Hawaiian Islands First.
00:06:47I'm meeting one of their lawyers here
00:06:49in a few minutes.
00:06:50Can't wait to see what kind of
00:06:51a tie-dyed doofus he'll be.
00:06:53Now I gotta go.
00:06:54I'm that doofus
00:06:56from Hawaiian Islands First.
00:07:00Call me Nick.
00:07:01Well, had I known I'd be meeting
00:07:04such a lovely lady,
00:07:05I wouldn't have worn a shirt
00:07:06without my breakfast on it.
00:07:07Tanya McQueen.
00:07:09McQueen.
00:07:10Father side Scottish, I bet.
00:07:12I've got a wee touch of the old
00:07:13sawdenby background, do you?
00:07:15Both sides of my family
00:07:17have been here for generations.
00:07:18And no, you don't have any Scottish blood
00:07:21in your background.
00:07:22What?
00:07:23I make a habit of researching
00:07:24all my opponents.
00:07:26Do we need to refer to ourselves
00:07:28as opponents?
00:07:29Or are we simply
00:07:30two earnest people
00:07:32on different sides
00:07:33of the same coin of destiny?
00:07:37No?
00:07:38Nothing?
00:07:38All right, well,
00:07:39have a seat.
00:07:41So,
00:07:42you guys are the ones
00:07:44that want to stop
00:07:45anything that might
00:07:46actually get this state
00:07:48kicking and screaming
00:07:49into the 21st century.
00:07:50What we want to stop
00:07:51is anything that will mar
00:07:52Hawaii's heritage.
00:07:54There is a phrase
00:07:54that's very important
00:07:55to Native Hawaiians.
00:07:57Malama Aina.
00:07:58Take care of the land.
00:07:59Yeah, yeah,
00:08:00that's beautiful.
00:08:00That's right up there
00:08:02with whiskers on kittens
00:08:04and warm woolen mittens.
00:08:07Nature's what
00:08:07national parks are for.
00:08:11Research on the area
00:08:12that you want to develop,
00:08:13the Hemolele Forest,
00:08:14indicates that it's possibly
00:08:16the site of an
00:08:16ancient burial ground.
00:08:19These sites
00:08:20are the most sacred lands
00:08:21to Native Hawaiians,
00:08:22and the law prohibits
00:08:23the disturbance of such sites
00:08:25with a fine of $10,000 a day.
00:08:27That has been nothing more
00:08:29than a rumor
00:08:29for donkey's years.
00:08:32And besides,
00:08:33this point is moot
00:08:35because the Department
00:08:36of Land and Natural Resources
00:08:37has approved
00:08:38my environmental impact statement.
00:08:40This location
00:08:41can't mean that much to you,
00:08:42and it potentially could mean
00:08:43a lot to many other people.
00:08:46In real estate,
00:08:48location is everything.
00:08:53Let me ask you something.
00:08:55Who paid for your law school?
00:08:59I don't see how that's
00:09:00any of your business.
00:09:01Your folks did, didn't they?
00:09:02Well, yes.
00:09:04And I worked some.
00:09:05You know who paid for mine?
00:09:07Me.
00:09:08You know who paid for all the clothes
00:09:09that I've ever worn?
00:09:11Me.
00:09:13Do you know what it's like
00:09:13to grow up poor?
00:09:14I mean, really poor?
00:09:16I grew up on a farm.
00:09:18And let me assure you,
00:09:19there is no poor
00:09:20like farm poor.
00:09:22And guess who is never,
00:09:23ever going to be poor again
00:09:25as soon as this deal
00:09:26goes through?
00:09:29Guilty as charged.
00:09:32Well, then,
00:09:33I guess I will see you
00:09:35at the courthouse.
00:09:37I guess you will.
00:09:38Hey, excellent finds,
00:09:44you two.
00:09:45Hmm.
00:09:45But we're going to need
00:09:46more concrete proof
00:09:48this land was used
00:09:48for anything ceremonial.
00:09:50The most likely spot
00:09:51for signs of a burial ground
00:09:52is up there.
00:09:54At least I hope so.
00:09:55So,
00:09:59how old were you?
00:10:02How old when what?
00:10:04When you realized
00:10:05you wanted to be
00:10:05an anthropologist.
00:10:07Oh.
00:10:08Uh,
00:10:09about eight?
00:10:10Part of Kansas
00:10:11I grew up in
00:10:11had a bunch of
00:10:12abandoned settlers' cabins
00:10:13in the woods
00:10:14and I was,
00:10:15you know,
00:10:16poking around in one
00:10:17and stumbled across
00:10:18a half-buried stash
00:10:20of old arrowheads.
00:10:21Nice.
00:10:22Along with a snake
00:10:23that bit me.
00:10:24Oh,
00:10:24not nice.
00:10:26Yeah.
00:10:26It was my own dumb fault.
00:10:28And you?
00:10:30Ten.
00:10:31Oh.
00:10:32Let me guess.
00:10:33Nachio special?
00:10:35No.
00:10:37My parents
00:10:38were in the middle
00:10:38of one of their
00:10:39non-stop yelling matches
00:10:41and
00:10:41I just wanted to
00:10:44get out of there
00:10:44and get a soda.
00:10:46So I dug through
00:10:47my dad's changed bowl
00:10:48and
00:10:48I found this amazing
00:10:50old silver dollar.
00:10:531922.
00:10:54It was then
00:10:58that I realized
00:10:59a lot had happened
00:11:00before I was even born
00:11:01and
00:11:02I wanted to find out
00:11:03about it.
00:11:06Still have that
00:11:06silver dollar.
00:11:08And
00:11:09if you tell anyone
00:11:10I committed
00:11:10grand larceny
00:11:11you're dead.
00:11:13It's our secret.
00:11:16Dimitri,
00:11:17does it ever get
00:11:18old?
00:11:19Well,
00:11:19this?
00:11:20How could it?
00:11:21Well,
00:11:22coming close to
00:11:22not having an expedition
00:11:23this summer
00:11:24made me wonder,
00:11:24you know,
00:11:25what we would do
00:11:25without one.
00:11:26Well,
00:11:27we do have one
00:11:28thanks for that
00:11:28last minute grant
00:11:29you found.
00:11:31Are you getting moody?
00:11:31You always get moody
00:11:32before a big discovery.
00:11:34But what if
00:11:34we were forced
00:11:35to do something
00:11:35entirely different
00:11:37for the summer
00:11:37instead of what
00:11:38we're used to?
00:11:38I don't want to
00:11:39even think about that.
00:11:40This is what we do,
00:11:41Helen.
00:11:41We're like
00:11:41guardians of the past,
00:11:43twin sentinels
00:11:43at the gates
00:11:44of history.
00:11:47Yeah.
00:11:48Frozen in the same
00:11:49post forever.
00:11:50All right,
00:11:51kids,
00:11:51let's go.
00:11:55I'm prepared
00:11:55to rule
00:11:56on the pending
00:11:57motions
00:11:57for injunctive relief
00:11:59blocking you,
00:11:59Mr. Button,
00:12:00from breaking ground
00:12:01along with the motion
00:12:02for summary judgments.
00:12:05Unless
00:12:05the two parties
00:12:07were able
00:12:07to come
00:12:08to their own
00:12:08settlements?
00:12:11I'll take that
00:12:12as a no.
00:12:14This
00:12:14environmental
00:12:15impact statement
00:12:16Mr. Button
00:12:17filed
00:12:18has clearly
00:12:19been approved
00:12:20and there is
00:12:21no mention
00:12:22of a possible
00:12:23burial site
00:12:24in the state's
00:12:24dispensation.
00:12:25Exactly,
00:12:26Your Honor.
00:12:26Mr. Button,
00:12:28don't interrupt me.
00:12:32Therefore,
00:12:32Miss McQueen,
00:12:33I'm inclined
00:12:33to deny
00:12:34your motion
00:12:35for summary judgment
00:12:36without prejudice.
00:12:37Well,
00:12:38I guess that is that.
00:12:39Did I say
00:12:40you were excused,
00:12:41Mr. Button?
00:12:42No.
00:12:42I'm tired
00:12:45of seeing
00:12:45this island
00:12:46being constantly
00:12:47eroded
00:12:47by greed
00:12:48and ignorance.
00:12:50So,
00:12:50I'm inclined
00:12:51to grant
00:12:52Miss McQueen's
00:12:53motion
00:12:53for a temporary
00:12:55restraining order.
00:12:56Thank you,
00:12:57Judge Zinkoff.
00:12:57What?
00:12:57Giving you
00:12:5848 hours
00:12:59to find some
00:13:00evidence
00:13:00that this land
00:13:01in question
00:13:02is sacred.
00:13:03You cannot do that.
00:13:04But only 48 hours?
00:13:04You should feel lucky
00:13:05that you have that.
00:13:06No.
00:13:06Yes, Your Honor.
00:13:06No, no, no,
00:13:07Your Honor.
00:13:08As a long-time resident
00:13:09of Kauai
00:13:09and a taxpayer,
00:13:11I object.
00:13:11I have a lot
00:13:12of influential friends.
00:13:13You want to go for 72 hours?
00:13:16Just keep
00:13:17flapping your yapper.
00:13:17Miss McQueen,
00:13:38I'm glad you called.
00:13:39We're almost
00:13:39out of cell phone range.
00:13:40You and your team
00:13:41now have only 48 hours
00:13:42to find the evidence
00:13:43we need.
00:13:4448 hours?
00:13:47We've found some
00:13:48signs of habitation
00:13:49so far,
00:13:50but that's it.
00:13:53I mean,
00:13:53I know your organization
00:13:55is paying for my expedition,
00:13:56so I'd like to say
00:13:57it's a possibility,
00:13:58but I don't want
00:14:00to get your hopes up.
00:14:02Continue to do
00:14:02everything you can
00:14:03on your end,
00:14:04and in the meantime,
00:14:05I will pour over
00:14:06every document
00:14:06Button development
00:14:07has ever filed.
00:14:09There's still hope.
00:14:12We've got our work
00:14:13cut out for us.
00:14:20Button Supermall.
00:14:23Button Bargain Bonanza.
00:14:29Jeez!
00:14:33I'm terribly sorry,
00:14:34Mr. Button.
00:14:34Yeah?
00:14:35I come with a gift
00:14:36of friendship.
00:14:37Along with a stain
00:14:38that'll never come out.
00:14:39Actually,
00:14:40I come with an offer.
00:14:41My name is Omaka.
00:14:44This is my associate,
00:14:45Puka.
00:14:46How's it, brah?
00:14:48Do you intend
00:14:49to bid
00:14:50for that track of land
00:14:51in the Himalaya Forest?
00:14:53That's between me
00:14:54and the Department
00:14:55of Land and Natural Resources.
00:14:58How'd you track me down?
00:14:59Huh?
00:15:00You're coming at me
00:15:00with this biped.
00:15:03Let me see
00:15:03some identification.
00:15:04I am a businessman,
00:15:11Mr. Button.
00:15:13Let me be frank.
00:15:15The preservation
00:15:15of that forest
00:15:16is very important
00:15:18to me.
00:15:19I've already had
00:15:20the Sacred Land speech
00:15:21today, bud.
00:15:21I have a specific interest
00:15:23in the plant life there.
00:15:24My great-great-grandfather
00:15:26was a kahuna la'au la'pa'au.
00:15:29Kahuna who?
00:15:30Kahuna la'au la'pa'au, brah.
00:15:32A healer.
00:15:34His knowledge
00:15:34of the rare herbs
00:15:35of this land
00:15:36are handed down to me.
00:15:38The plants and flowers
00:15:39that I use today
00:15:41grow in that forest
00:15:43and nowhere else
00:15:44on earth.
00:15:45So grow your magic weeds
00:15:47somewhere else.
00:15:48There is nowhere else.
00:15:50That forest
00:15:50is its own microclimate.
00:15:53Therefore,
00:15:54I am prepared
00:15:54to make you an offer
00:15:55to encourage you
00:15:57to bow out
00:15:58of any purchasing
00:15:59of that land.
00:16:04A million dollars?
00:16:06That's proof
00:16:07of my sincerity.
00:16:10I should say
00:16:10it looks pretty sincere.
00:16:12Mr. Omaka,
00:16:13is it?
00:16:15Assuming this check
00:16:15is real.
00:16:17After I develop
00:16:17that land,
00:16:18it'll be worth
00:16:18ten times this amount.
00:16:20Not everything
00:16:21is about money.
00:16:22This is the man
00:16:22handing out
00:16:23million-dollar checks.
00:16:24Look, here's the deal.
00:16:26In two days,
00:16:27I'm gonna break ground
00:16:28on that land
00:16:28and nothing's gonna stop me.
00:16:30Not even the crazy notion
00:16:31that that land
00:16:32has some sort of history.
00:16:35History?
00:16:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:36Like an artifact,
00:16:37which ain't gonna show up
00:16:38in two days
00:16:39or in two centuries.
00:16:41Okay, so...
00:16:43How about this?
00:16:49I think we're done here.
00:16:50Puka.
00:16:53Puka.
00:16:55Hey, what the...
00:16:58Heck.
00:17:02Puka,
00:17:03who knows that forest
00:17:04better than we do?
00:17:06If it comes down
00:17:06to an artifact,
00:17:08we're gonna have
00:17:08to find it ourselves.
00:17:10Shoot, yeah, boss.
00:17:13Now.
00:17:13All right, uh,
00:17:15we've established
00:17:16that this area
00:17:16was pretty well inhabited,
00:17:18so, um,
00:17:19lava rock,
00:17:19poi pounders,
00:17:20hematites,
00:17:21sling stones,
00:17:21that sort of thing,
00:17:22they'll be showing up
00:17:22pretty regularly.
00:17:23But spirit talisman
00:17:24is what we're after.
00:17:25What size?
00:17:26Any size.
00:17:28Okay.
00:17:28We'll split into twos,
00:17:31dividing experience
00:17:32with youth.
00:17:33We'll regroup here
00:17:33in two hours
00:17:34to finish setting up camp.
00:17:36Since we're out
00:17:36of cell phone range,
00:17:37make sure you can
00:17:38stay together.
00:17:39Yeah, if you see anything,
00:17:40just give a holla.
00:17:41And make sure
00:17:42you have plenty of water
00:17:42and protein bars
00:17:44in your packs.
00:17:44What?
00:17:55Nothing.
00:17:56It's just,
00:17:57you know,
00:17:57your, uh,
00:17:58your hair looks really
00:18:00good that way.
00:18:02Just getting it
00:18:03out of my face
00:18:04is all.
00:18:05Yeah.
00:18:10I'm good.
00:18:11You have a smudge
00:18:13chocolate on your cheek.
00:18:14I do?
00:18:15Here?
00:18:16Oh, here.
00:18:23Yeah.
00:18:27Right.
00:18:27We got three bottles
00:18:29of water,
00:18:30camping knife,
00:18:31and, uh,
00:18:33snack bars.
00:18:35Won't we ever
00:18:36like them
00:18:36back in the day?
00:18:37Like who?
00:18:39Those two.
00:18:42Oh,
00:18:42is that what's
00:18:43making you moody?
00:18:44Oh, Helen,
00:18:45come on,
00:18:45they're just kids
00:18:46at play.
00:18:47We were nothing
00:18:48like them.
00:18:48We were much
00:18:49more organized.
00:18:51Where's the sunscreen?
00:19:01Oh,
00:19:02you got some, uh,
00:19:03schmutz on your face.
00:19:04All right,
00:19:05Hermione,
00:19:05you're with me,
00:19:06Xander,
00:19:06you stay with
00:19:07Professor Schuller.
00:19:07Let's go.
00:19:08This way.
00:19:16This way,
00:19:17I think,
00:19:17Hermione.
00:19:17Uh,
00:19:18I might say
00:19:19that way,
00:19:20Professor.
00:19:20Well,
00:19:20I have to confess,
00:19:22direction's never been
00:19:23my strong suit.
00:19:23It's more my
00:19:24wife's department.
00:19:24You know,
00:19:27I gotta say,
00:19:27your wife has been
00:19:28a real role model
00:19:30for me.
00:19:31She's so smart
00:19:32and so good
00:19:33at what she does.
00:19:34Oh,
00:19:34well,
00:19:35Hermione,
00:19:35you're very smart,
00:19:36too.
00:19:37Keep your eye
00:19:38on your studies
00:19:40and your career,
00:19:40just as my wife
00:19:41always has,
00:19:42and I'm sure
00:19:42you'll find
00:19:42your chosen path.
00:19:44Yes,
00:19:44definitely this way.
00:19:46Uh,
00:19:46I think
00:19:47it's that way.
00:19:49Wow,
00:19:57this stuff
00:19:57is really thick.
00:19:59No doubt,
00:19:59this is why
00:20:00nothing has been
00:20:01found before.
00:20:02Gosh,
00:20:03this forest
00:20:03is really,
00:20:04it's beautiful.
00:20:06I mean,
00:20:07it's almost
00:20:07magical,
00:20:09for lack
00:20:09of a better word.
00:20:12Yeah.
00:20:13You know,
00:20:14I'm usually
00:20:14so involved
00:20:15in my field work,
00:20:16I fail to notice
00:20:17the esoteric factor
00:20:18of the surroundings.
00:20:21Much the way
00:20:21Hermione doesn't
00:20:22notice your feelings
00:20:23for her.
00:20:25Oh,
00:20:26gosh.
00:20:27Am I that obvious?
00:20:29Sorry,
00:20:30I didn't mean
00:20:30to embarrass you.
00:20:31No,
00:20:32I'm not,
00:20:32I'm not embarrassed,
00:20:34I just,
00:20:35I don't know
00:20:36what I am.
00:20:37I,
00:20:37I'm a wreck.
00:20:39Every time
00:20:39I try to take
00:20:40even a small step
00:20:41closer to her,
00:20:42she just
00:20:42dances away from me.
00:20:45Well,
00:20:45some women
00:20:45don't like
00:20:46to feel pressured.
00:20:48How do you
00:20:51know so much?
00:20:53Human culture
00:20:54and the human condition?
00:20:56Human culture,
00:20:57maybe.
00:20:58Human condition,
00:20:59I'm just finding
00:21:00my way
00:21:00like the rest of us.
00:21:01Yeah,
00:21:01but you and your husband
00:21:02have been together
00:21:02for like 20 years.
00:21:04I mean,
00:21:04is there
00:21:05some secret
00:21:06to keeping him
00:21:06attentive?
00:21:09Yeah,
00:21:09love is,
00:21:10it's not about secrets.
00:21:12It's quite the opposite.
00:21:13it's about
00:21:14revealing yourself
00:21:17to another.
00:21:19It's much safer
00:21:20to keep a part
00:21:21of yourself hidden,
00:21:23whether it's
00:21:23for 20 days
00:21:24or 20 years.
00:21:28Oh,
00:21:28oh,
00:21:30it seems
00:21:31we took
00:21:31a major
00:21:32wrong turn.
00:21:33Let's try this way.
00:21:35You can say
00:21:35that again.
00:21:38Really?
00:21:39Yeah,
00:21:40this way.
00:21:40Oh,
00:21:41what's that one?
00:21:41good for bee stings.
00:21:45Stay alert now.
00:21:45We're looking
00:21:46for something
00:21:46that appears
00:21:47to be made
00:21:47by an ancient hand.
00:21:49Oh,
00:21:50what's that plant?
00:21:52good for skin rash.
00:21:55What's up
00:21:56with this one?
00:21:57Oh,
00:21:57it eases
00:22:00the pain
00:22:00of childbirth.
00:22:02Gee,
00:22:02do you know
00:22:02everything,
00:22:03Omaka?
00:22:04I know
00:22:05there are
00:22:05some parts
00:22:06of this forest
00:22:06even I am
00:22:07not familiar with.
00:22:08The deeper
00:22:09we get,
00:22:10I see more
00:22:10and more
00:22:11rare species.
00:22:13What about
00:22:13that?
00:22:15Kukui?
00:22:16That's a
00:22:16laxative.
00:22:17Hey,
00:22:18that gave me
00:22:19chicken skin
00:22:20big time.
00:22:21Is it okay
00:22:22if Xandra and I
00:22:23go check out
00:22:23that waterfall
00:22:24we're hearing?
00:22:24Of course.
00:22:25Yeah,
00:22:25it'll be dark soon.
00:22:26Just make sure
00:22:26you're back
00:22:27before then.
00:22:28And watch your step.
00:22:28It can be slippery
00:22:29around those things.
00:22:30It's okay
00:22:31if I start
00:22:31to follow
00:22:32your grab
00:22:32on to me,
00:22:33right?
00:22:33I would,
00:22:34um,
00:22:34uh,
00:22:35yeah.
00:22:36I would,
00:22:36you know,
00:22:38I would go
00:22:38on to you,
00:22:39but I don't do it.
00:22:41It was a story
00:22:53that someone
00:22:56once told me
00:22:58It said,
00:22:59love that's true
00:23:01comes back to you
00:23:03Isn't this a place?
00:23:08Sometimes fate has a plan
00:23:11So I've been waiting patiently
00:23:15For love to come again
00:23:18You're here with me
00:23:21Feels like destiny
00:23:24Playing out his hand
00:23:30With promises
00:23:32To hold on tight forever
00:23:37But I let go and you let go
00:23:41And we lost one another
00:23:44And we were broken
00:23:46Hanging on by a wire
00:23:50We didn't know how
00:23:52To pull our love out from the fire
00:23:57By the grace of something bigger
00:24:00We are back again
00:24:02Together
00:24:03And now I know I'll never
00:24:07All right, so
00:24:09Glatitude 22 decimal point 145 north
00:24:14Longitude minus 159 decimal point 1485 west
00:24:19That should be the most direct route for tomorrow's foray
00:24:21Dimitri
00:24:22Or, or, or, or
00:24:24156 decimal point 97 west
00:24:27Dimitri, look at me
00:24:29Hmm?
00:24:29What is it?
00:24:32Oh, your hair
00:24:35It's not very practical, is it?
00:24:40I mean, insects and things
00:24:42Remember that dung beetle we saw a cat man do?
00:24:44Whoa, that was a nasty creature
00:24:46Dimitri Schuller, why must you always be so practical?
00:24:49Excuse me?
00:24:50Why must you always be so practical?
00:24:55Well, I'm not practical
00:24:55Hmm
00:24:56Well, I mean, not always
00:24:58Ah
00:24:58No, Helen, you're confusing me
00:25:01This outburst, it's not like you
00:25:03Well, maybe I don't want to be like me
00:25:05Well, maybe I don't want to be like me
00:25:05We're in this beautiful, magical place
00:25:09And all you're talking about is insects and practicality
00:25:12I don't want to be practical right now
00:25:15I want to make love in a forest
00:25:19Oh, Helen, please
00:25:20Not in front of us
00:25:21What?
00:25:22I don't care
00:25:22It is not even sanity morning
00:25:25Ah
00:25:27Dimitri
00:25:28What just happened?
00:25:38Wow
00:25:39This forest is made from love
00:25:45It should be filled with lovers
00:25:47Oh
00:25:48That's the prettiest one yet
00:25:51Whoa
00:25:51Don't touch it
00:25:52That's very powerful and very rare
00:25:55It's the poor molly
00:25:56The marry-me flower
00:25:57Marry-me flower?
00:25:58One drop from its nectar
00:25:59Into someone's eyes
00:26:01Gives a hypnotic effect
00:26:03The next person they see
00:26:05They will have a deep affection for
00:26:07Perhaps even love
00:26:09It's way better than on laxative
00:26:12Today I saw a charming and sad woman
00:26:15Being rebuffed by her own husband
00:26:16It's a pity we can't use it on him
00:26:19Yeah?
00:26:20How come not?
00:26:21Because that would be meddling
00:26:23In other people's lives
00:26:25And we are here
00:26:26On a much more important mission, my friend
00:26:28Meddling
00:26:32Or fixing
00:26:34I hope you don't mind me saying this, Professor
00:26:39But I'm envious of what you and your wife have
00:26:42She is amazing
00:26:44Tell you the truth
00:26:47She amazes me sometimes
00:26:49How is it that a member of our own species
00:26:53Can have the same blood chemistry
00:26:55The same cellular replication ratio
00:26:57Be so similar in so many different ways
00:27:00And yet be so unbelievably different
00:27:04That, my boy, is the very first question
00:27:07Any man asked about any woman
00:27:09Well, do you feel like women are ever really
00:27:15Knowable?
00:27:17And that's the second
00:27:18All these filings without a single error?
00:27:39Nobody's this thorough
00:27:41And why is there nothing on you
00:27:45Before the age of 25?
00:27:48What are you hiding?
00:27:51There's so much at stake here
00:27:53You make a move
00:27:55I'm on you
00:27:56Hmm
00:27:57Hmm
00:27:58This thing looks interesting
00:28:00Oh
00:28:02Oh
00:28:03Oh
00:28:03Oh
00:28:04Oh
00:28:06Oh
00:28:07Oh
00:28:08Oh
00:28:10Oh
00:28:12Oh
00:28:14Oh
00:28:16Oh
00:28:18Oh
00:28:20Oh
00:28:22Oh
00:28:23Oh
00:28:24Oh
00:28:25Oh
00:28:26Oh
00:28:27Oh
00:28:30Oh
00:28:56Oh
00:28:56Oh
00:28:57Oh
00:28:57Oh
00:28:57Well, you're up early, Professor.
00:29:04Make coffee yet?
00:29:06No, not yet, but I can make some.
00:29:08Oh, no worries.
00:29:09I'll just drink in the scenery.
00:29:13Love your hair down, by the way.
00:29:17I'm glad somebody noticed.
00:29:23You are aware that Xander's in love with you, aren't you?
00:29:26Um, what?
00:29:28No, no, no, no, no.
00:29:30No, that's pretty clear.
00:29:32I mean, he might have a crush, but that's all.
00:29:38Xander's a really nice guy, and I don't want to hurt him,
00:29:42but a lot of guys have a lot of crushes on me,
00:29:46and they all get over me eventually.
00:29:49You will, too.
00:29:50A relationship is the last thing on my radar.
00:29:53You know, forgive me for saying this,
00:29:55but I really feel like
00:29:57you might be missing a chance for something meaningful.
00:30:04Look, I've seen the way a long-term relationship can turn.
00:30:09And my parents used to love each other,
00:30:12and now they can't even stand to be in the same room.
00:30:16Why would I want to waste my life away like that?
00:30:19Oh, no offense.
00:30:22Oh.
00:30:27You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:29It's beautiful.
00:30:30Sure.
00:30:30Yeah.
00:30:31You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:32Oh, no offense.
00:30:33You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:34You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:35You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:36You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:37You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:38You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:39You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:40You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:41You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:42You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:43You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:44You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:45You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:46You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:47That's got to be the pretty lady, and this must be the re-buffalo guy.
00:31:08You get in those, brah.
00:31:17Oh, I forgot my camera.
00:31:28Sorry to wake you.
00:31:31You okay?
00:31:33I feel a little dizzy.
00:31:34I think I might have sat up too fast.
00:31:37Well, take it easy.
00:31:38Oh, you know what, Professor?
00:31:52You were always so nice to me.
00:31:55I really appreciate that.
00:31:58You're welcome, Xander.
00:31:59Since you're up, I'm going to start coffee, because we have a very big day ahead of us.
00:32:04There you go again, being nice.
00:32:06Oh, it's just coffee.
00:32:07It's not Thanksgiving dinner, Xander.
00:32:11And you are funny, too.
00:32:12I like people that are funny.
00:32:15I can't stop laughing.
00:32:17Xander, I don't think you're awake yet.
00:32:19Why don't you just sit here and wait till the cobwebs clear from your brain, and I'll make the coffee.
00:32:23No, no, no.
00:32:24Let me do it, okay?
00:32:25You are always doing everything for everybody else, and nobody ever does anything for you.
00:32:29It's okay.
00:32:30Just relax.
00:32:31No, I am relaxed.
00:32:32Yeah, I'm very relaxed.
00:32:33In fact, I'm feeling more and more relaxed by the second.
00:32:38You know what, does being in this forest make you, like, really happy?
00:32:41Because it makes me feel really happy.
00:32:44Xander, are you sure you're feeling okay?
00:32:46I have never felt better before.
00:32:48Look at me.
00:32:49Hmm?
00:32:51Oh, hi.
00:32:54Hello.
00:32:55Xander.
00:32:56Aloha.
00:32:56Your pupils are a little dilated, but it doesn't feel like you have a fever.
00:33:01So, oh, your hands are so soft.
00:33:05Did you eat or drink something before you went to sleep?
00:33:08Only a big bite of truth and a sip of reality.
00:33:11What?
00:33:12Yeah, that talk we had yesterday.
00:33:14You were so considerate when I told you about my feelings for Hermione.
00:33:17And I think somehow that changed my feelings for her.
00:33:20And you know what?
00:33:21I think it's starting to change my feelings for you.
00:33:25Um, what's going on here?
00:33:28Well, I was just saying how I used to have feelings for you, but I don't anymore.
00:33:30Now I think I'm starting to have feelings for Helen, and they seem to be growing.
00:33:34Okay.
00:33:35Did you do something to him?
00:33:37No, of course not.
00:33:38Do you know if he sleepwalks?
00:33:39How would I know that?
00:33:41Ha!
00:33:42Is it okay that I have feelings for you, Professor?
00:33:44I mean, you must have feelings for me, because nobody could be that nice and not have feelings.
00:33:50Xander, wait up.
00:33:51How do I like you?
00:33:51Xander.
00:33:52I will count the reasons.
00:33:53I like your hair.
00:33:54I like your clothes.
00:33:56I like that you're smart.
00:33:57I like that you are funny.
00:33:59Thanksgiving dinner.
00:34:00That one was great.
00:34:02Could it be food poisoning?
00:34:04No, it's neurological.
00:34:06It's not gastric.
00:34:07It could be a toxic bug bite.
00:34:09I like that you have knowledge of the medical insect kingdom.
00:34:14Whatever it is, we need to get him to a doctor.
00:34:17And I love that you have a plan.
00:34:19Yeah, you always have a plan.
00:34:21Stop talking.
00:34:22How can I prove my feelings to you?
00:34:25Flowers for my lady.
00:34:26I will pick you the most beautiful bouquet.
00:34:30Oh, wait.
00:34:31No, Xander.
00:34:32Xander.
00:34:32Wait.
00:34:35Oh, geez.
00:34:39Lord, what fools these Malahinis be.
00:34:42You used the marry me flower on him, didn't you?
00:34:45Yes, but he's in love, boss.
00:34:48Not only is what you did wrong, but you used it on the wrong man.
00:34:53Oh.
00:34:56My bad.
00:34:57This is very upsetting.
00:34:59I don't have time to deal with this and look for artifacts.
00:35:02I'm sorry.
00:35:03I'll fix it.
00:35:04Show me and I will.
00:35:06The solution is right here.
00:35:07The whole Olayi flower.
00:35:12Take the pollen, add water, and dab it on him.
00:35:15That should be the antidote.
00:35:17Got it.
00:35:18The antidote.
00:35:19And then come back here so we can continue with our search.
00:35:21Will do, boss.
00:35:24In a minute.
00:35:28Larry, talk to me.
00:35:29Somebody's on your land, buddy.
00:35:30Oh, so the greenies are out there snooping around.
00:35:34Hey, well, they've only got 24 hours left.
00:35:36What the hell can they dig up in 24 hours?
00:35:38Are you kidding?
00:35:39You're right.
00:35:40A lot.
00:35:41Look, if they find one of those artifact thingies, I am dead in the water.
00:35:47Unless I find them first.
00:35:51Hey, Larry, I gotta go.
00:35:52Uh, hooey-ho.
00:35:53Yeah, hooey-ho yourself.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:13Ooh.
00:36:18Sandra!
00:36:20Stop!
00:36:20You might be having a reaction to those plants.
00:36:22What, are you a botanist now?
00:36:24I don't think so.
00:36:28Oh, Helen!
00:36:29Look at the pretty flowers I got for you.
00:36:31Put those down.
00:36:31You could be having an allergic reaction to them.
00:36:33Exactly what I just said.
00:36:35No, the only thing I'm having an allergic reaction to is the fact that she's still here.
00:36:38I'm with Helen now.
00:36:39No, you're not.
00:36:39You did do something, Dan.
00:36:41No, I didn't do anything to him.
00:36:43Pretty lady.
00:36:44Pretty forest.
00:36:46Pretty flowers.
00:36:48My dad said the 60s were a lot like this.
00:36:50I love the 60s.
00:36:53Here's what we're gonna do.
00:36:54I'm gonna fetch Dimitri so we can get him to a doctor, and then the three of us can continue
00:36:59searching for an artifact.
00:37:01Xander, just stay right here.
00:37:03Watch him.
00:37:03Make sure he doesn't follow a white rabbit down a hole or something.
00:37:07Ooh, I'll be waiting here, darling!
00:37:09For God's sake, Xander, she's twice your age.
00:37:12What she's gonna do?
00:37:15All right.
00:37:46Time to blow it up.
00:38:16Oh, Dimitri.
00:38:22Thank goodness you're awake.
00:38:24There is something wrong with Xander.
00:38:26Good morning.
00:38:27Good morning, Dimitri.
00:38:29Xander, he's...
00:38:30Oh, you look very nice this morning.
00:38:34Listen, he is having some kind of allergic reaction.
00:38:36Some kind of weird reaction is going on with...
00:38:38You know, I have to apologize to you for not fully appreciating your appearance yesterday.
00:38:45You're a beautiful woman.
00:38:48And no, I don't tell you that enough.
00:38:52But now is not the time.
00:38:53Good this morning.
00:38:55Do you feel good?
00:38:56I feel wonderful.
00:38:58You know, it's...
00:38:59And Helen, I can see.
00:39:00I don't need my glasses.
00:39:02It must be this forest.
00:39:04Oh, Helen, you were right about this wonderful place.
00:39:07Oh, no.
00:39:08As a matter of fact, I feel better by the moment.
00:39:12Wait, wait, wait.
00:39:13By better, do you mean like a sense of euphoria, disorientation?
00:39:17Yes.
00:39:18Yes, that's exactly right.
00:39:19You are so astute.
00:39:21And do I look unusually attractive to you right now?
00:39:25As a matter of fact,
00:39:26You do.
00:39:32Well, snap out of it!
00:39:36I am sorry that your wife has ended it in such a final way, Professor.
00:39:42She is admitting her feelings for me.
00:39:44For him.
00:39:44For me.
00:39:46For you.
00:39:47Oh, enough with the flowers already.
00:39:50When you were supposed to hang on to him...
00:39:53He's all sweaty and slippery,
00:39:55You tried to catch him, me.
00:39:58It's important that you know, Helen, my real feelings.
00:40:01I am falling.
00:40:02No.
00:40:03Better yet,
00:40:04I have fallen in love with her.
00:40:07Please, don't be ridiculous.
00:40:09I'm the one in love with Helen,
00:40:10and she's in love with me.
00:40:11Helen, tell him about the mad, soaring passion we have for each other.
00:40:15Mad, soaring passion.
00:40:17I can't even get you to notice my hair.
00:40:18Oh, I notice it.
00:40:19And I will continue to notice it every single day.
00:40:21Excuse me, you are in my way of...
00:40:22Oh!
00:40:23Oh, the highlights.
00:40:25Xander!
00:40:26The way that it shimmers in the sunlight...
00:40:28Xander!
00:40:28Yeah.
00:40:29Xander.
00:40:29Xander!
00:40:32What?
00:40:34What about my hair?
00:40:38Eh.
00:40:39Eh?
00:40:40Eh.
00:40:41What do you mean, eh?
00:40:42Oh, eh.
00:40:43Okay.
00:40:43Yesterday, you were all...
00:40:46Oh, Hermione, your hair looks so good.
00:40:48Oh, Hermione, come to Northwestern with me.
00:40:51Oh, Hermione, my tongue hangs out when I see you in a bikini.
00:40:54Yeah, that was yesterday, Hermione, when I was a boy.
00:40:57Today, Helen has made me into a man.
00:41:01Why, there better be a metaphor.
00:41:03Okay, look.
00:41:04You're pretty, and you're smart.
00:41:05But I see things in a completely different way now.
00:41:08I mean, you're so used to having guys fall at your feet that you don't even realize how terrible you're treating them.
00:41:14Actually, you're kind of like a diva.
00:41:17Hey!
00:41:18Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:41:19Hermione.
00:41:20Okay, listen.
00:41:21Calm down.
00:41:21It is not him talking.
00:41:23Stay calm.
00:41:23Yeah.
00:41:24So he didn't call you a diva.
00:41:25That's because she isn't, and you are.
00:41:27Oh!
00:41:28Listen, listen.
00:41:29Listen, listen.
00:41:30Something is wrong with these two.
00:41:33It's just...
00:41:34It's freaking me out.
00:41:35How can he love me one day and not the next day?
00:41:38Okay, calm down.
00:41:40Listen.
00:41:40Listen.
00:41:41And you don't even love him anyway.
00:41:42Who says?
00:41:43You said that yesterday.
00:41:44See how freaked out I am?
00:41:46Okay, okay, calm down.
00:41:48We need to get them to a doctor.
00:41:49Can you hang on until then?
00:41:51Please.
00:41:53Where's that stupid man?
00:41:54Uh!
00:41:57Uh!
00:42:05Uh!
00:42:20Uh!
00:42:22Uh!
00:42:22Uh!
00:42:23Uh!
00:42:23Uh!
00:42:25Puka!
00:42:29Where are you, Puka?
00:42:32There's a parking lot for campers just a few miles away.
00:42:34We can get there.
00:42:35We can, you know, fly someone down and get us into town.
00:42:38Come on, Helen.
00:42:40Anyone can see this child isn't worthy of you.
00:42:43Yeah, and this senior citizen is so old
00:42:45that he can't even see your incredibleness.
00:42:48Incredibleness? Seriously?
00:42:50What are you, 12?
00:42:5112? You want to see 12?
00:42:54I'm not arm-wrestling for my wife.
00:42:57Then you're the one that's 12,
00:42:58because any real man knows
00:42:59that you have to fight for the woman you love.
00:43:01This way is shorter.
00:43:02But this way we don't have to cross the river.
00:43:04You are going down, Grandpa. You're weak.
00:43:06Oh, I'll have you know, I rode for the Cambridge Blues,
00:43:09and we won Henley Regatta.
00:43:11I don't even know what that means.
00:43:12This is solid muscle.
00:43:14Yeah, solid muscle racing towards a heart attack.
00:43:16You're the one headed for heart attack, little boy.
00:43:18Yeah, from laughing at you.
00:43:19Okay, okay, stop it, stop it.
00:43:21What are we at? Recess at the playground.
00:43:23We've started it.
00:43:23Well, I'm finishing it.
00:43:24The two of you are going with us,
00:43:26and we're all headed into town.
00:43:28This old bag of bones
00:43:29will never make it all the way to town.
00:43:30Bag of bones. Bag of bones.
00:43:32I'll show you. Bag of bones.
00:43:36Oh, my gosh.
00:43:38Oh.
00:43:39Dimitri.
00:43:40Helen, this is your past.
00:43:43Take a look at your future.
00:43:44Oh, okay.
00:43:49Professor, what is happening?
00:43:52I wish I knew.
00:43:53If I was freaked out before I've doubled down,
00:43:56I don't know if I can even handle this.
00:43:59Just, just, just look away.
00:44:00I can't.
00:44:01That's the problem, but really,
00:44:02I just, I need some alone time, okay?
00:44:05You cannot leave me with these two.
00:44:07Every moment we waste on them,
00:44:08we're losing precious time on our search.
00:44:09I know, I know.
00:44:10I'm sorry.
00:44:11I just, I, I'm seeing things
00:44:12that I can't unsee.
00:44:15No.
00:44:15Oh.
00:44:17All right.
00:44:19Selfness.
00:44:20Ridiculous and counterproductive behavior right now.
00:44:23You put your shirt on
00:44:24and go and get Hermione.
00:44:25Oh, do I have to?
00:44:27Yes, you do.
00:44:28Oh, dang it.
00:44:29Oh, well, I see.
00:44:30You finally made your choice.
00:44:31And you put your shirt on, too.
00:44:33You know you get sunburned.
00:44:34Okay, Hermione, you're not a bad person.
00:44:41You're kind to animals.
00:44:43You tip 20%.
00:44:45You care about the environment.
00:44:46Who cares if guys think you're hot?
00:44:50Oh, my God.
00:44:52What kind of people refer to themselves as hot?
00:44:57Devas.
00:44:58Oh, no.
00:45:00Oh.
00:45:02Oh.
00:45:03Oh.
00:45:04Have some water, Dimitri.
00:45:19That's enough.
00:45:21Have one more.
00:45:23Mm.
00:45:24Stop.
00:45:29Stand on one foot.
00:45:31Hop up and down.
00:45:32Recite the four principles of cultural anthology.
00:45:38Multiculturalism, cultural relativism, ethnocentrism.
00:45:41Stop.
00:45:45Okay.
00:45:46Well, since you'll do anything I say,
00:45:49here's what we're going to do.
00:45:49You're going to stay right by my side.
00:45:51We're going to find the others,
00:45:52and we're going to get out of here.
00:45:53Before we do, I have to apologize for taking you for granted all these years.
00:46:00You are the most beautiful, wonderful person on the planet.
00:46:05And I know that now.
00:46:10Okay, Dimitri.
00:46:11Well, wait, why so sad?
00:46:15Because it took some kind of weird chemical reaction for you to say that.
00:46:20And once it wears off, you'll be back to your old self.
00:46:23Then I never want it to wear off.
00:46:26Oh.
00:46:27But it has to.
00:46:28I mean, goodness knows I have wished for this.
00:46:30It's not right.
00:46:35It could do you some permanent damage.
00:46:36How can love do me damage?
00:46:38Well, you've already forgot to look for the artifacts.
00:46:41Oh.
00:46:42Oh, the artifacts.
00:46:43Oh, you're right.
00:46:44Yeah, I had forgotten about that.
00:46:45But I love that you helped me remember.
00:46:48We need to get you to a doctor.
00:46:49And I love that you are concerned about me.
00:46:53Fine, Dimitri.
00:46:53And I love the fact that...
00:46:55Sorry.
00:47:00If I were a greenie, where would I be?
00:47:11Ow!
00:47:12Ow!
00:47:13Come on!
00:47:13No, no, no!
00:47:14Bug bite?
00:47:16Or no bug bite.
00:47:17Why would he want me to go to Northwestern with him if he didn't really like me?
00:47:21Excuse me.
00:47:22Hi.
00:47:22Hello.
00:47:23Hi.
00:47:23Could you help me here, please?
00:47:24I seem to be stuck between a log and a hard place.
00:47:27Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:47:29Let me find a branch or something to pry you out of there.
00:47:32Okay.
00:47:33I'll just wait right here.
00:47:35Can I ask you something about this forest?
00:47:37Do you know if there are any naturally occurring endorphins found in the plants around here?
00:47:41Or any spores in the air that might affect the neurological system?
00:47:45Are there what now?
00:47:48Oh, you know, weird forest stuff that might make people go psycho?
00:47:53I hope not.
00:47:54Because there are these two guys I'm with that are on, like, this really bad trip.
00:47:59They keep running around, taking their clothes off, acting like gorillas.
00:48:05They might even get violent.
00:48:06Okay.
00:48:06You know what?
00:48:06You know what?
00:48:07Just run along.
00:48:07I'll manage this, okay?
00:48:08I'm getting unstuck myself.
00:48:10I'm sorry.
00:48:10I'm sorry.
00:48:11I didn't mean to scare you.
00:48:12I'm Hermione, by the way.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:14I'm, uh, Jack.
00:48:16So you and these bad trip guys, what are you doing out here?
00:48:19Well, we're trying to find an artifact.
00:48:24Oh, are you okay?
00:48:27An artifact?
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:28We're being financed by a lawyer to keep some jackass from buying this forest and bulldozing it.
00:48:34You're a queen.
00:48:35I thought we were getting pretty close until the guys started acting all loony tunes.
00:48:40Pretty close?
00:48:41Pretty close where?
00:48:42Near the waterfall.
00:48:42Can I ask you something else?
00:48:46If someone clearly liked you and they complimented you all the time, which he did, and then all
00:48:53of a sudden they just stopped and started insulting you, actually, wouldn't that kind of confuse
00:48:58you?
00:48:59Big waterfall or little waterfall?
00:49:01And then if you had to stand there and watch him fall for someone else, wouldn't that make
00:49:06you jealous, even if you weren't sure how you felt about him in the first place?
00:49:11Waterfall.
00:49:12Which way?
00:49:12And wouldn't it really stir you up if you realized you might be losing something you
00:49:17weren't even sure you wanted?
00:49:19I mean, am I crazy or is it love?
00:49:23Which way?
00:49:24Which way?
00:49:26There.
00:49:27There.
00:49:27Okay.
00:49:28Yeah.
00:49:28Thanks, kid.
00:49:29Good luck with the bad trip, guys.
00:49:30Is it love?
00:49:33I...
00:49:33Oh.
00:49:35How?
00:49:36Oh.
00:49:39Oh.
00:49:40Hey!
00:49:42Thanks!
00:49:43You really helped me.
00:49:44Huh.
00:49:45I'm more tired than I thought.
00:50:09Okay.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:15Okay.
00:50:16Okay.
00:50:20Just...
00:50:21I'll rest.
00:50:21hi where's hermione i couldn't find her i missed you too much packing up is he you told him to go
00:50:37we're all gonna pack up and go get your stuff oh no no wait a second look don't you feel like
00:50:42your marriage has run its course i mean with me get a fresh start just think every morning
00:50:48we would awaken it would be like our wedding day every night it would be like our honeymoon
00:50:55xander stand up you and me we need to talk yes we do right now well we all need to talk
00:51:02as we walk and look for hermione pack up the stuff and douse that fire this isn't over not by a long
00:51:10shot haven't you gotten it by now you're not nearly mature enough for hell
00:51:17maturity is a process passion on the other hand cannot be taught okay less talking more walking
00:51:24you don't think i have any passion huh i know you don't have any passions well how's this
00:51:32passion oh oh really professor you're gonna stoop to this oh you're the one who told me a man needs
00:51:38to fight for the woman he loves wait whoa guys guys no no no no no you don't need to fight for
00:51:43me nothing like that okay come on i mean no one's ever fought for me before but seriously what
00:51:50are you gonna do joust for my handkerchief is that right ow oh this is on this is on
00:51:57you're so ugly
00:52:04All right, you assholes!
00:52:09Are you kidding me?
00:52:10What?
00:52:11You're upsetting Helen!
00:52:12I'm not upsetting Helen!
00:52:13Your son!
00:52:14Why do you fight like a grandma?
00:52:17You're so ugly!
00:52:20You smell like Grandpa's foot!
00:52:21I'm gonna make you squeal like a little girl!
00:52:24I'm crying!
00:52:25Watch out! Stop! You're really gonna hurt each other!
00:52:27You're trying to tickle me, huh?
00:52:29I'm not tickling!
00:52:31Get up! Get up now!
00:52:33Get up now!
00:52:34All right!
00:52:35Let's see!
00:52:36Let's see if you are as slow as you are weak, huh?
00:52:39Oh, for race! Ready, set, go!
00:52:41No! No! No! No! No! No!
00:52:43Guys!
00:52:45I know!
00:52:46Fun as this is, it's getting exhausting!
00:52:51Guys!
00:52:57That girl wasn't joking about those bad trip guys.
00:53:00Oh!
00:53:01Oh.
00:53:06Oh.
00:53:07My.
00:53:08Gosh.
00:53:09Oh.
00:53:12Oh.
00:53:13My.
00:53:14Gosh.
00:53:16Oh.
00:53:18Oh.
00:53:19Okay, Nick, think about this.
00:53:20Think about it. Think about it.
00:53:21Okay, if you turn it in, you're a hero.
00:53:24Oh.
00:53:25But you lose the land.
00:53:26Okay, okay.
00:53:27But if I get rid of it.
00:53:29I'm a criminal.
00:53:31But I'm set for life.
00:53:34Oh.
00:53:35What to do.
00:53:36What to do.
00:53:37Oh.
00:53:45Easiest decision I ever made.
00:53:52Dimitri!
00:53:54Xander!
00:53:55Helen!
00:53:56Hermione!
00:53:57Oh, there you are.
00:53:58Oh, my gosh, thank goodness.
00:53:59I was really worried about you.
00:54:01I'm sorry.
00:54:02I got turned around.
00:54:03Could you?
00:54:04This forest is...
00:54:05A little confusing.
00:54:06Can you?
00:54:07I just...
00:54:09Look, I am sorry about the way I left, Professor.
00:54:11Don't worry about it.
00:54:15Where are the guys?
00:54:16Well, I was hoping around here.
00:54:19They were fighting, and then they ran off,
00:54:21and it's like hurting cats what they do.
00:54:24Fighting?
00:54:25What they do?
00:54:26Get out their diplomas and give each other a paper cut?
00:54:28Yeah, well.
00:54:29Oh.
00:54:30However, we may have lost our last chance at...
00:54:33of saving this forest.
00:54:35Well, I don't want to give up.
00:54:38We still have a little bit of time.
00:54:39What do you say, huh?
00:54:41Well, I'll tell you what.
00:54:44We find the guys, tie them to a tree if we have to,
00:54:48and we continue to search ourselves.
00:54:50Huh.
00:54:51Deal.
00:54:52Good.
00:54:53You know, for all their insanity,
00:54:55what would we do without men?
00:54:56Oh.
00:54:57Well, the world would be half as populated,
00:55:00crime-free, and a lot more organized.
00:55:06Puka!
00:55:13Puka!
00:55:14Puka!
00:55:17To blow it up, or not to blow it up?
00:55:20Can I leave you a question?
00:55:22Kabam!
00:55:23Ah!
00:55:33Ms. McQueen?
00:55:37Ms. McQueen?
00:55:39Ms. McQueen, wake up.
00:55:41What are you doing out here?
00:55:43Mr. Button?
00:55:45Ms. McQueen, what are you doing out here?
00:55:49Oh, I'm a little dizzy.
00:55:51Are you okay?
00:55:57I don't know.
00:55:59Level with me, McQueen.
00:56:01Do you have a team out here looking for a tiki?
00:56:04Yes.
00:56:05Yes, I do.
00:56:06Yes.
00:56:07Yeah, I knew it!
00:56:09I'm not surprised you're on top of things.
00:56:12Your filings show how smart you've been all this time,
00:56:14not a comma out of place.
00:56:16You went through my filings.
00:56:18They are a matter of public record.
00:56:21But there is something else,
00:56:22I just can't quite remember what it was.
00:56:27Nick.
00:56:29Nick?
00:56:31What, are we friends now?
00:56:32Look, you're trying to ruin me.
00:56:33Remember that, McQueen?
00:56:35Aren't you the one who said we don't need to be adversaries?
00:56:44Right now, I don't feel like being your adversary.
00:56:48In fact...
00:56:51I feel...
00:56:57Wonderful.
00:56:59Oh!
00:57:03This forest is so beautiful.
00:57:09Yeah, yeah, it's a forest.
00:57:12It's the most beautiful forest in the whole world.
00:57:15I've never really seen it before.
00:57:20I've spent my whole career dealing with people like you,
00:57:23but I don't want to fight with you right now, Nick.
00:57:26What's happening to me?
00:57:29Hell if I know.
00:57:33Hell if I know.
00:57:35Tanya.
00:57:39Tanya?
00:57:42There's a waterfall.
00:57:44Up the hill.
00:57:45You could go for a swim.
00:57:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:57:47No, no, no.
00:57:48I've seen it before.
00:57:49But you haven't seen it with me.
00:57:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:57:51But I don't have a suit or anything, so we can't really...
00:57:53And that's a problem because...
00:58:00Hermione.
00:58:03You know that it's my husband that I love, right?
00:58:06You know I never encourage Xander, except to tell him he's a fine young man.
00:58:09I think I'm starting to see how fine he is, or was, anyway.
00:58:17I guess I just got weirded out seeing him chase you.
00:58:21I'm used to guys, you know...
00:58:24Chasing you.
00:58:25It's okay.
00:58:28I remember when guys used to chase me when I was young.
00:58:32Well, Dimitri, really.
00:58:35He saw me for what I really was, and...
00:58:39You know...
00:58:41And he was so kind...
00:58:43And smart.
00:58:45Thanks, Xander.
00:58:47Mm.
00:58:49I just hope the guys are okay.
00:58:52I don't want Xander to get hurt.
00:58:56Ever.
00:58:58Helen!
00:58:59Helen!
00:59:00My darling.
00:59:01Helen!
00:59:02My sweetheart.
00:59:05Where is that tree we can tie them to again?
00:59:07Hmm.
00:59:10Isn't this just beautiful?
00:59:14Whoever made this paradise wanted us to be happy, Nick.
00:59:18I know I'm happy.
00:59:21Aren't you?
00:59:23Happy?
00:59:25I don't...
00:59:27Wait, hold it. Hold on a second here.
00:59:31I must be losing my mind.
00:59:34You're trying to entrap me.
00:59:36One minute you're trying to shut me down, and the next you're acting like you're falling in love with me.
00:59:41Love.
00:59:46What is love?
00:59:48To tell you the truth, I've never really even thought about it.
00:59:51What?
00:59:56Is it a curse?
00:59:58Is it a blessing?
01:00:00Can we ever figure it out?
01:00:02Are we supposed to figure it out?
01:00:04I've been able to figure everything out in my life.
01:00:09And right now, I can't figure this out.
01:00:15Isn't that wonderful?
01:00:18McQueen.
01:00:22Tanya.
01:00:24The thing is, the way I feel right now, I think it's happening to me.
01:00:39With you.
01:00:41You talked about how you spent your whole life fighting.
01:00:44I'm sure that's why your hands are so strong. They've had to be.
01:00:47And so are mine.
01:00:49We are so similar in so many ways.
01:00:52Think of the team we would make if we were on the same side.
01:00:55My social consciousness, your business skills.
01:01:00You would be unstoppable in everything.
01:01:05Nick.
01:01:07McQueen.
01:01:09Tanya.
01:01:12Look, you are a beautiful woman.
01:01:16In so many ways.
01:01:18And you...
01:01:20You do me an honor that I don't deserve.
01:01:23It almost makes me want to confess something.
01:01:27Well, let me go first.
01:01:32It's been a long time since I've been just...
01:01:35Been right here in this forest. It would be the perfect opportunity.
01:01:42Now you go.
01:01:46How about...
01:01:47Just give me a second.
01:01:49You know, to think.
01:01:53I'm not going anywhere.
01:01:55Xander and I have stopped fighting because we've come to a conclusion.
01:01:56You have to choose between us. Once and for all.
01:01:58Oh, shut up!
01:02:00Helen.
01:02:02Helen.
01:02:04My days of taking you for granted are done.
01:02:05We'll start our love afresh.
01:02:06And this will be day one.
01:02:08My feelings for Hermione were merely an infatuation.
01:02:11I put you up on a pedestal, ignored your flaws.
01:02:13But now I realize I am meant for a deeper love.
01:02:15I am meant for a deeper love.
01:02:17Oh, no.
01:02:18Oh, no.
01:02:19Oh, no.
01:02:20Oh, no.
01:02:21Oh, no.
01:02:22Oh, no.
01:02:23Oh, no.
01:02:24Oh, no.
01:02:25Oh, no.
01:02:26Oh, no.
01:02:27Oh, no.
01:02:28Oh, no.
01:02:29Oh, no.
01:02:30Oh, no.
01:02:31Oh, no.
01:02:32Oh, no.
01:02:33Oh, no.
01:02:34Oh, no.
01:02:35Oh, amen.
01:02:36Because I realize ...
01:02:39I am meant for a a deeper love.
01:02:40Oh, my gosh.
01:02:41Oh, my gosh.
01:02:42Oh, ahh.
01:02:48I'm very angry about this, Puka.
01:02:51How can you be angry about love?
01:02:54This is not love.
01:02:55This is chaos.
01:02:59The whole occupy.
01:03:00The pollen from the flowers mixed in with this rain might help them if only we could gather them all under the flowers
01:03:30The pollen from the leaves I've covered when I had flowers for the potatoes
01:03:42The pollen from theomes which were many foreigners
01:04:15What did you do to me?
01:04:38What did I do to you?
01:04:41You were the one who was coming on to me.
01:04:44I was, wasn't I?
01:04:45Yeah.
01:04:46I must have eaten some bad sushi.
01:04:48Oh, oh yeah, that must have been it.
01:04:50Yeah, thank you very much.
01:04:52You were about to confess something.
01:04:54Oh, uh-uh.
01:04:55Uh-uh, lady.
01:04:56I'm not going to fall for your tricks again, okay?
01:04:57That's not happening.
01:04:58I must apologize for my complete lack of professionalism, but whatever was happening to me doesn't change the fact that there's something extraordinary about this forest.
01:05:10You have to see that now.
01:05:11I'm asking you again.
01:05:14Hold off your development until it can be studied.
01:05:16Come on.
01:05:17That's been your game the whole time, hasn't it?
01:05:20Yeah.
01:05:21Your people didn't find any artifacts here, did they?
01:05:24No, no, I didn't think so.
01:05:27And they never will.
01:05:30Wait.
01:05:31The real reason I came here.
01:05:34In my altered state, I couldn't quite remember what it was.
01:05:38But here, I wanted you to see this.
01:05:53How?
01:05:55Where did you get this?
01:05:57It took some doing, but it's from a newspaper archive.
01:06:01That's the farm you were talking about, isn't it?
01:06:03And it was here on Kauai.
01:06:06That boy, that's you.
01:06:07I haven't seen this picture in 30 years.
01:06:10Your background is practically non-existent.
01:06:13It's because you changed your last name.
01:06:15Why?
01:06:19Why does anyone?
01:06:22To start over.
01:06:26This is my grandpa's farm.
01:06:29My dad, he worked like a dog to save it, and...
01:06:34And when the bottom dropped out of the sugarcane market,
01:06:37it, uh, it ruined him.
01:06:40He was a good man.
01:06:42And he deserved better than that.
01:06:44You think this changes anything?
01:06:54Uh-uh.
01:06:55This picture.
01:06:56This is why I want to develop the land,
01:07:00so I can prove that you can actually make a living off it.
01:07:04This island has always been your home.
01:07:06Doesn't it still speak to you?
01:07:09Memories are all about the past.
01:07:17And that's where they belong.
01:07:18I feel like I just woke up from the weirdest dream.
01:07:35I was...
01:07:35I was running around, and then...
01:07:39I got in a fight with Professor Shuler.
01:07:40Did I hurt him?
01:07:41I completely sidetracked our search.
01:07:46We have to get back out there right now.
01:07:47We gotta get back to...
01:07:48Whoa!
01:07:49Whoa!
01:07:49Slow down.
01:07:51We need to give whatever went through you time to fully dissipate.
01:07:55Yeah.
01:07:55Here.
01:07:57Some water.
01:08:00Thanks.
01:08:00There were a few things that you said, Xander.
01:08:08I know.
01:08:09Okay, and I'm so sorry.
01:08:11No.
01:08:11They were all things that I needed to hear.
01:08:15About you putting me on a pedestal, for one.
01:08:19Oh, this is so humiliating.
01:08:21Shouldn't be.
01:08:23Not for you, at least.
01:08:25You see, the thing is, I knew that I was.
01:08:31I just...
01:08:33I guess I got used to it, and I took it for granted.
01:08:41And then there were my flaws that you were all too happy to point out.
01:08:45Hermione.
01:08:46Xander.
01:08:47You were right.
01:08:48And I guess my worst flaw of all was that I was just shamelessly flirting with you.
01:08:57And I didn't care about how it might confuse you or make you feel.
01:09:04It's okay.
01:09:05No.
01:09:07I owe you an apology.
01:09:11And I guess all this craziness actually worked out because it taught me something really important.
01:09:18And that's what it's like to have real affection for someone and to not have it returned.
01:09:29And it's awful.
01:09:31Really, really awful.
01:09:37Yeah.
01:09:42And I was scared.
01:09:44I was scared that because of the way I had been, that I had lost you.
01:09:55Nah.
01:09:57And that felt even worse.
01:10:04I had to look at my hand or shake.
01:10:06Well, it's just because you're old and you're wet.
01:10:11No.
01:10:12It's not that.
01:10:21That deeper, more meaningful place you talked about with Helen.
01:10:26I don't suppose you'd want to go there with me.
01:10:33I mean, maybe someday.
01:10:37I think you already know the answer to that question.
01:10:44It's just so possible that I love you, Xander Oakley.
01:10:50It's just so possible that I love you, Xander Oakley.
01:11:20How many fingers?
01:11:31Oh, two.
01:11:34Oh, my shoulders.
01:11:36Like, I feel like I was wrestling with someone.
01:11:41Yeah, Xander.
01:11:43You don't remember?
01:11:44Xander and I were fighting?
01:11:47Oh, my Lord, did I hurt him?
01:11:48It's a long story.
01:11:52Oh, Helen, my behavior.
01:11:54I am so sorry.
01:11:57I don't have any explanation for any of it.
01:12:00I just, I don't know where to start with my apologies.
01:12:03It's okay.
01:12:05Clearly it wasn't you.
01:12:07Oh, well, that's just it, isn't it?
01:12:09It was, in a way.
01:12:15I do remember one thing.
01:12:20I remember I made you sad, didn't I?
01:12:25You were sad that I was paying attention to you only because I was out of my mind.
01:12:31Oh, that's terrible.
01:12:36Are you all right?
01:12:40Are we all right?
01:12:43I want us to be.
01:12:45I don't know.
01:12:46I mean, it's pretty hard to go from no attention to too much attention.
01:12:51I don't know when I started taking you for granted, but it's not right.
01:13:04It never has been.
01:13:07You know, I was so concerned with what you weren't that I...
01:13:13I've really lost track of what you were.
01:13:18I'm so, so sorry that it took whatever happened to me to make me say what I've known all along,
01:13:27and I just haven't told you enough,
01:13:30which is that you are the most important person in my life,
01:13:35and I'm going to spend every day proving it to you from now on.
01:13:40But that's my deepest wish.
01:13:47Well, you know, sometimes a wish is a good place to start.
01:13:54You know what else I remember?
01:13:57Clear as day.
01:13:59It's how beautiful everything was.
01:14:05And how it paled next to you.
01:14:10Love sees not with the eyes, but with the mind.
01:14:17Therefore, is winged Cupid painted blind.
01:14:24I love you, Professor Schuller.
01:14:27I love you, Professor Schuller.
01:14:29It's not even Saturday morning.
01:14:41It's not even Saturday morning.
01:14:41I love you, Professor Schuller.
01:14:59Another marry me flower.
01:15:02Oh.
01:15:12Oh.
01:15:13Oh.
01:15:15Oh.
01:15:19Wow.
01:15:29Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:15:30Hold on, wait, wait, wait, hold on a second.
01:15:32We've said all we have to say.
01:15:34No, no, no, Tanya, please, just give me a minute.
01:15:37I know that this has been a crazy day,
01:15:42but what you said about this island speaking to me,
01:15:46I can't stop thinking about that.
01:15:48And I don't know why this is happening right now,
01:15:52but I think it has something to do with you.
01:15:55Is that so?
01:15:57Yeah.
01:15:58This forest, it isn't just any forest.
01:16:02I used to play here when I was a kid.
01:16:05I mean, this whole corner of the island
01:16:07was like our own personal playground.
01:16:10And my brothers and my sisters and I,
01:16:13we would come and we would play hide-and-go-seek out here.
01:16:18I remember smelling the leftover sugar cane burning
01:16:24in the cane fields.
01:16:26And laying down and looking up at a trillion stars.
01:16:31I mean, the sky is like lace above us.
01:16:34I haven't thought about that in the longest time.
01:16:39I started to confess something earlier to you.
01:16:49And it's time that I did.
01:16:53Even though I know I'm gonna hate myself in the morning.
01:17:05Okay.
01:17:06You know how you said that this land is sacred?
01:17:10You were right.
01:17:12That artifact that your friends were looking for,
01:17:14I found it.
01:17:16You what?
01:17:18Yeah.
01:17:19It's a carved stone tiki.
01:17:21And I found it here in the forest.
01:17:23I threw it in the waterfall.
01:17:25But I'll show you exactly where it is,
01:17:27and I will give up any rights I have to this land.
01:17:31Oh, my gosh.
01:17:33Do you know what this means?
01:17:35All too well.
01:17:37And look, I'll take any consequence they give me.
01:17:40I'll pay any fine.
01:17:41But I cannot fight an entire forest anymore.
01:17:48Not anymore.
01:17:50Nick, why now?
01:17:57I don't know.
01:17:59But I think you have something to do with this.
01:18:02I think you should give yourself a little credit.
01:18:10I would have thought that I'd do the right thing.
01:18:14Me.
01:18:17Malama Aina, right?
01:18:21Take care of the land.
01:18:22Boss!
01:18:23Boss!
01:18:24That's a neat guy.
01:18:25He followed Tiki.
01:18:26He what?
01:18:27Are you sure?
01:18:28Yeah, he was hiding it.
01:18:29But he just confessed.
01:18:30You know why?
01:18:31Why?
01:18:32Because I made him fall in love with the forest.
01:18:33How did you do that?
01:18:34I ghosted him with the marry me flower.
01:18:35This is not the marry me flower.
01:18:36This is good for athlete's foot.
01:18:37I don't know why.
01:18:38I don't know why.
01:18:39I don't know why.
01:18:40I don't know why.
01:18:41I don't know why.
01:18:42I don't know why.
01:18:43Why?
01:18:44Why?
01:18:45Why?
01:18:46Why?
01:18:47Why?
01:18:48Why?
01:18:49Why?
01:18:50Why?
01:18:51Why?
01:18:52Every's foot.
01:18:53So we haven't told tomorrow to find an artifact.
01:18:55Yeah, but even if we pass the deadline,
01:18:57it doesn't mean we have to stop searching.
01:18:59We should get the guys looked at.
01:19:01Who knows what they'll find.
01:19:03Good.
01:19:04You mean like a toxin or a foreign substance of some kind?
01:19:08More like a dream past the wit of man to say
01:19:14what dream it was.
01:19:17Oh, we're back in iPhone range.
01:19:19Tanya, hi.
01:19:22We're...
01:19:22What?
01:19:25What?
01:19:25What?
01:19:26That's amazing news.
01:19:27What's going on?
01:19:28What's happening?
01:19:29They found a tiki.
01:19:30Somebody found a tiki.
01:19:30They what?
01:19:31Oh, my gosh.
01:19:32Oh, my gosh.
01:19:33Oh, my gosh.
01:19:33Oh, my gosh.
01:19:33Oh, my gosh.
01:19:34Oh, my gosh.
01:19:41Good job.
01:19:42Good job.
01:19:49What a beautiful specimen.
01:20:11Absolutely.
01:20:13How old?
01:20:15About 500 years.
01:20:16The fine I paid, public service I did, it was worth it to make this happen.
01:20:24You had a good lawyer.
01:20:26I'm the luckiest man in Hawaii.
01:20:28No, you're the luckiest man in the world.
01:20:31So, what exactly does this tiki represent again?
01:20:34It's a tribute to Luau Lapa'au.
01:20:38The power of healing.
01:20:58Mahalo.
01:21:01I guess all's well.
01:21:02That ends will help us.
01:21:04No thanks to you, Pukka.
01:21:06I think a lot of thanks to me.
01:21:09Just don't ever do it again.
01:21:11Who, me?
01:21:12I wouldn't dream of it.
01:21:14Ha ha ha ha.
01:21:16Ha ha ha ha.
01:21:17Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:21:47Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:22:17Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:22:47Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:23:17I will never let you go again.
01:23:22I will never let you go again.
01:23:34I will never let you go again.
01:23:46I will never let you go again.
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