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00:00Three of these boxes will break the $5,250 bank.
00:14Is this one of them?
00:15Or is it this one?
00:16Or this one?
00:18We'll find out in a moment in this game of hide and seek
00:20as these nine celebrities...
00:22Jimmy Walker!
00:25Elaine Boosler!
00:28Liz Torrey!
00:30Robert Hedges!
00:31Dan Murray!
00:34Barbara Sharma!
00:37J.P. Morgan!
00:39Wolfman Jack!
00:41And Lonnie Shore!
00:43All join us in playing Break the Bank!
00:51Now meet our host, Tom Kennedy!
00:57Hello!
00:58Hi there, gang!
01:01How you doing?
01:02Good to see you!
01:03The zoo is now in session, ladies and gentlemen.
01:06We're all here to play Break the Bank with these nine celebrities
01:09and these two players.
01:11Ernie Anderson, would you introduce them, please?
01:12Our current champion, whose winnings total over $9,200,
01:16Jean Remmer!
01:18And her opponent, a ride operator at Disneyland, whose interest is public discussion and debate,
01:30Michael Grindon!
01:31Jean Remmer has so far earned a trip to New York, and she has earned $8,150, and the last time I asked you what you were going to do with the money, you were at $7,000.
01:47You've added another $1,000 to it since then, and you were going to pay your bills the last time.
01:51Now, what are you going to do with the extra thou?
01:52I'm going to write up a few more bills to pay.
01:55Oh, I see.
01:57And she's been married for one year.
01:58Hubby Jim was in the audience earlier in the week.
02:01Is he with you still?
02:02Yes, I believe so.
02:03Good.
02:03And they said it wouldn't last.
02:05And Michael Grindon, of course, he told us about, he works in the parking lot and with the trams, one of the major amusement parks.
02:13What is this?
02:14It says your interest is public discussion and debate.
02:16Well, that kind of results from a lot of experience I had in high school with forensics, where we'd travel to debate tournaments and speech tournaments around the country, around California, sometimes Hawaii.
02:26It's a great experience, teaching you how to meet people.
02:28Are you going to go into politics?
02:29What are you going to do?
02:30That's been a consideration, but the last year or so, I've been to worry about that a little bit.
02:34I think I'm going to stay away from it.
02:36Well, they need good men, Michael.
02:38Perhaps.
02:39Okay.
02:39All right.
02:40When we ended our show yesterday, our game was interrupted.
02:43Here's what the exposed portions of the board look like.
02:45Michael has one $100 and two $300s, and Jean has two $100 boxes, and remember, a right answer wins the box, a wrong answer, and your opponent wins the box.
02:56Now, three of a kind win, and three money bags break the bank at $5,250, and Jean, you are at bat.
03:03Would you continue, please?
03:04Number one, please.
03:05Number one, and let's see what's in number one for Jimmy Walker and Elaine Boozler.
03:09It's a money bag.
03:11What do you want to do?
03:11I'll have to turn it back.
03:12All right.
03:13Do you want to play?
03:14I'll look for the money card, the wild card.
03:17The wild card.
03:18All right.
03:19I don't know what I'm doing.
03:19Behind number 20.
03:21Behind number 20.
03:22Let's see if she found the wild card.
03:24And she found the blank.
03:25That's what she found.
03:27That was in Lonnie's column.
03:29All week, I haven't gotten one.
03:30Michael.
03:31Okay, I'll go for number nine, looking for that third $300.
03:33That's right.
03:34If he finds the third $300 box, he could win the game.
03:37$900.
03:37Can we see box number nine?
03:39It's a $200 box for J.P. Morgan and Robert Hedges.
03:42J.P., what's so unusual about the tongue of a chameleon?
03:47Okay, well...
03:49A comedian or a chameleon?
03:51Okay, when they wrap their tongue around you...
03:58They whisper, this is my first time.
04:09But of course not.
04:11We jest.
04:13The chameleon tongue can change colors, which in itself is a hoot.
04:20Did you say chameleon or comedian?
04:23Chameleon.
04:23Robert Hedges.
04:28It's as long as his body.
04:31All right.
04:32What do you think, Michael?
04:33A chameleon's tongue can change colors.
04:35No, it's as long as his body.
04:37And so that $200 box goes over to Gene Remmer.
04:40And Gene's in back.
04:42Number 15, please.
04:43Number 15.
04:44And she is still looking for a wild card, but she found a $200 box.
04:48And it's connected to Lonnie Shore and Barbara Sharma.
04:51And Lonnie, here's your question.
04:53You carry something around with you every day, and it weighs about nine pounds.
04:57Now, what is it?
05:00I don't know, but...
05:02You'll notice J.P. looking at me with renewed interest.
05:06But only for a moment.
05:14That's, um...
05:15It's, uh, your...
05:17It's what you call your basic liver.
05:19Your liver weighs nine pounds.
05:21Shucks.
05:22Barbara Sharma from Rhoda.
05:26What do you think, Barbara?
05:28Um, it's your head.
05:31All right.
05:32Gene?
05:33I believe it's your head.
05:35It is your head.
05:36That's right.
05:37You have a $200 box.
05:39Two of them, as a matter of fact.
05:42I'll try for a third $200 behind number 14.
05:45And, of course, she knows that must be it, because they touch on at least one side.
05:48This could win the game for you.
05:50$600 and a special prize.
05:52It's for J.P. Morgan and for Barbara Sharma.
05:55J.P., Cinderella slippers weren't really glass.
05:57They only got that way when an error was made in translation.
06:02Now, what were Cinderella slippers originally made of?
06:05Meat.
06:07It was very bizarre.
06:08Everybody tried to eat her feet, so they had to quit that.
06:12But they're really...
06:13No, what they did was they took the skin off of the meat they had slaughtered
06:18and made shoes out of it, and they were fur shoes.
06:22Barbara?
06:23Oh, no.
06:25They were silk shoes.
06:27All right.
06:28This is for the game.
06:29$600 special prize.
06:31They were fur shoes.
06:32They were fur.
06:33You won the game.
06:34Yes, ma'am.
06:37They were indeed.
06:44We have to say goodbye to Michael Grinden,
06:46but we have some very nice gifts for you backstage,
06:48and we thank you, Michael, for playing Break the Bank.
06:50And, Gene, as soon as we come back, we'll tell you about the prize you won.
06:53Don't you go away.
07:06All right.
07:07Gene Remmer just won another game.
07:09She won $600, and I said you were going to tell you about your prize
07:12as soon as we came back.
07:13We're going to tell you about it right now.
07:14Ernie?
07:14It's a new vacuum for every floor in your home.
07:18Wall Vac's recessed central vacuum system
07:21with accessories and black-and-decker power unit
07:23designed for use in mobile homes,
07:25apartments, and residential dwellings.
07:27Wall Vac.
07:28And you'll use your vacuum on this beautiful oriental rug
07:31from Emser International of Los Angeles.
07:34This magnificent oriental design rug of 100% plush wool pile
07:37to beautify your home from Emser International of Los Angeles.
07:41You're up over $10,000, very close to $11,000, as a matter of fact.
07:50And now let's take on a new opponent, shall we?
07:53Ernie, would you introduce him, please?
07:55An Air Force lieutenant colonel whose hobby is gardening,
07:57Peter Pomonis.
08:00All right, Colonel.
08:02Get ahead and read us for it.
08:04How long have you been in the Air Force, Peter?
08:0623 years.
08:0723?
08:08Yeah.
08:09How many more years, you think, before you'll retire?
08:12I hope about five.
08:13Oh, that's great.
08:14And you've had a good, rewarding career in the Air Force?
08:17I've enjoyed it.
08:18That's good.
08:18How do you pronounce your last name, Pomonis?
08:20Pomonis.
08:21Pomonis.
08:21Okay.
08:21Peter Pomonis.
08:22And it says you're married with six children, right?
08:24That's right.
08:24All right, sir.
08:25We'll ask you, Peter, to start off a brand new game for us,
08:28if you will, please.
08:28All right.
08:29Number three.
08:29Number three for Mr. Pomonis.
08:31And that's for Jan Murray and Elaine Boosler.
08:33And it's a $200 box.
08:35All right, Jan.
08:36According to the Holy Hindu Scriptures,
08:39what is it that will cause a man to rave like an uncontrolled elephant?
08:46Playing the cymbals in the nude.
08:52He'll give a gashray, boy, like an...
08:54Gashray is a French word, meaning a yell.
08:59He'll give a yell.
09:00No, yeah.
09:01You know what will cause that, actually, is drinking.
09:04It's what, sir?
09:04You're drinking.
09:06All right, Elaine.
09:06I went out with that guy.
09:09It's an angry wife.
09:12Peter.
09:12I will say drinking.
09:13That's right.
09:14Drinking.
09:14Yes.
09:22Next.
09:22I'll try for number four.
09:24Number four.
09:24Looking for another $200.
09:25It's for J.P. and for Elaine.
09:27Can we see?
09:27It's a blank.
09:28So it puts it back to Jean Remmer.
09:30Number five, please.
09:31Number five for Jean is for Lonnie Shore and Elaine Boosler.
09:34And it's a money bag.
09:36Good.
09:36We don't have to wake him up.
09:38What do you want to do?
09:39I'll turn that back and try number nine, please.
09:41All right.
09:42Number nine you want next?
09:44All right.
09:44That's for J.P. Morgan.
09:45No.
09:45No, Lonnie.
09:45It's all right.
09:46Oh, it's a $300 box for J.P. Morgan and Robert Hedges.
09:49J.P.
09:49Who is the only president who was once a professional male model?
09:55Okay.
09:55Well, try and grip the seats that you're sitting in, and I'll tell you this exciting news.
10:02Gerald Ford.
10:05Good night.
10:06Good night.
10:07True.
10:08He used to model a netzel.
10:10Robert Hedges.
10:11No, it was John Kennedy.
10:14All right.
10:15What do you think, Jean?
10:15I can't imagine, but I'll say Gerald Ford.
10:19Correct.
10:19Gerald Ford.
10:21Only president who was once a professional male model.
10:27I'll try number eight, please.
10:29Number eight, looking for another $300.
10:31That's for Jan Murray, Robert Hedges.
10:32Can we see box number eight?
10:33It's a $200 box.
10:35And Jan, here is your question.
10:37You are a mule.
10:38Now, that means your father is a jackass.
10:40What is your money?
10:41I'm a mule.
10:47My father's a jackass, and my mother was a pushover.
10:57She's got me crazy.
10:59She may start me at a whole new career.
11:02It's called out of the business.
11:03I'm a mule.
11:07Yes, sir.
11:07My father is a jackass.
11:11That's right.
11:12That's funny.
11:12That's what he always used to call me.
11:14That my mother would be a horse.
11:17Robert Hedges.
11:18No, I think it would be a donkey.
11:22Jean.
11:24I'll say a horse.
11:25That's right.
11:25A horse.
11:29One, two, one, three.
11:33No, I'll try number 10, looking for another $300.
11:35All right.
11:36For Lonnie Shore and for Robert Hedges,
11:38could we see box number 10?
11:40And there is a box there.
11:41It's a $300 box.
11:43Not too much.
11:44No.
11:45Now, Lonnie, you are stroking a mousse's velvet.
11:50What?
11:50You are stroking a mousse's velvet.
11:54I don't know.
11:54I don't know the other day.
11:56Now, here's your question.
11:57Where are you touching him?
11:59A mousse's velvet is about three inches from his polyester.
12:06I don't know.
12:08Actually, I happen to know that, Jean.
12:11A mousse's velvet is on top of his head.
12:13It's on his horns.
12:14It's a little thing up there.
12:16It's like a rubber mossy kind of stuff that they call velvet.
12:19And he has it on his horns.
12:20Robert Hedges.
12:21No, it's really, it's under the chin.
12:23Right over in this section.
12:25Jean.
12:26I'll try under the chin.
12:27No, it's on his head.
12:28It's on his horns.
12:29And so that box goes over to Peter Pomones.
12:31I'll listen to a sweat hog.
12:34I'll try number 18.
12:37Number 18, new territory for Jan and for Wolfman.
12:40Can we see box number?
12:41Oh, there's a wild card.
12:42That's a biggie.
12:45That's for Jan Murray and for Wolfman Jack.
12:48All right, Jan.
12:49Whenever this female animal gives birth, she always has quadruplets
12:54and always of the same sex.
12:56Now, what animal is this?
12:58There's only one animal.
12:59That's the platypus.
13:01Wolfman Jack.
13:02Uh, I think, I think it's an armadillo.
13:06All right, Peter.
13:07I will say armadillo.
13:09That's right.
13:09Armadillo is right.
13:14You have now two $300 boxes and you can pick out your, map your strategy.
13:21We'll see which box he goes for next right after these words.
13:34Peter Pomones is, uh, Pomones, pardon me, is in charge of the program right now.
13:37He just got a wild card.
13:38In effect, he gives you two $300 boxes and he's been looking the board over.
13:42What do you want to do next, Peter?
13:43I'll take the money bag number five.
13:46Number five?
13:46All right, we see box number five and does he remember, he does remember where that money
13:50bag is and I presume you want to keep that.
13:52Yes, I serve.
13:52All right, you now have one money bag and with the wild card, of course, you have in effect
13:56two of them.
13:57And the bank incidentally is at $5,500.
14:00Jean, we're back to you.
14:01Oh, uh, I'll try number two, looking for another 200.
14:06Number two.
14:07That's for Liz Torres and Elaine Boosler and there is a blank.
14:10Back now to Peter.
14:16Number one and I pray it's a money bag.
14:18If this is the third money bag, you can break the bank at $5,500.
14:24Could we see box number one?
14:26It's the money bag!
14:27Oh, excuse me, sweetie.
14:37Oh, my gosh.
14:37Oh, my gosh.
14:46Oh, my gosh.
14:56YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU DIDN'T WIN THE MONEY, HE WON THE MONEY.
15:02PETER WON THE MONEY.
15:06WHAT A NIGHT.
15:09PETER POMONAS JUST BROKE THE BANK AT $5,500.
15:13AND GENE REMMER, WHO HAS ALSO HAD THAT EXPERIENCE, IS GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE US NOW.
15:16BUT GENE, YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TRIP TO NEW YORK.
15:19YOU HAVE THE VACUUM, THE ORIENTAL RUG, $8,750 IN CASH FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF $10,790.
15:26WELL DONE.
15:28YOU'RE WELCOME.
15:32PETER POMONAS ON THE BOARD WITH $5,500, AND WE'LL SET UP THE BOARD FOR A BRAND NEW GAME,
15:38AND WE'LL RESUME THAT GAME RIGHT AFTER YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
15:52PETER POMONAS IS OUR CURRENT CHAMP, AND HE JUST BROKE THE BANK AT $5,500.
15:55SO HE IS ONE HAPPY AIR FORCE LIEUTENANT COLONEL, I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT.
16:05I NOTICED YOU WERE LOOKING OUT IN THE AUDIENCE.
16:07DID YOU FIND ANY FAMILIAR FACES OUT THERE?
16:09YES, MY WIFE, TWO SONS, AND THREE NIECES.
16:11WHERE ARE THEY? HOLD YOUR HAND.
16:13WHERE ARE THEY?
16:14IN THE SECOND ROW.
16:15HOLD YOUR HANDS UP.
16:16THERE THEY ARE IN THE SECOND ROW.
16:17STAND UP, ARNIE.
16:18THERE YOU GO.
16:19GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS.
16:24HE'S DOING WELL, HUH?
16:25THE COLONEL'S DOING ALL RIGHT.
16:27YOU BET HE IS.
16:28NOW LET'S MEET HIS NEW COMPETITION.
16:30ERNIE, WOULD YOU INTRODUCE HER, PLEASE?
16:32A FORMER DENTAL ASSISTANT AND AIRLINE STEWARDIST, AND NOW OUR SECRETARY, ELLEN MCKEYON.
16:36YOU'VE HAD A CHECKARD CAREER, HUH, ELLEN?
16:40YEAH.
16:41YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
16:42AND YOU'RE NOW A SECRETARY FOR WHOM OR WHAT?
16:46WELL, FOR MY HUSBAND.
16:47WE OWN OUR OWN GLASS SHOP.
16:48WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
16:49MAMA-PAPA BUSINESS.
16:51YEAH?
16:52HOW'S IT GOING?
16:53OH, TERRIFIC.
16:54COULDN'T BE BETTER.
16:55THAT'S GOOD.
16:56I WORK RIGHT THERE, DOING EVERYTHING.
16:57GLASS FOR WINDOWS, FOR CARS?
16:59ANY KIND OF GLASS.
17:00WINDOW PANES.
17:01WE LOVE BASEBALLS.
17:02THEY BREAK A LOT OF WINDOWS.
17:03START US OFF HERE.
17:06LET'S GO.
17:07OKAY.
17:08BOX NUMBER 15, PLEASE.
17:09NUMBER 15 FOR LONNIE SHORE, BARBARA SHARMA.
17:11CAN WE SEE BAR-
17:12OH.
17:13LIKE GARUNI.
17:14I NEVER GET TO ANSWER.
17:15PETER POMONIS.
17:16YES, WE KNOW.
17:17NUMBER 20.
17:18NUMBER 20.
17:19HERE'S ANOTHER CHANCE, LONNIE.
17:20THANK YOU.
17:21FOR LONNIE SHORE AND FOR WOLFMAN JACK.
17:22AND THERE'S A WILD CARD.
17:24OH, BOY.
17:28HERE WE GO, LONNIE.
17:29OKAY.
17:30YOU ARE AN AVID STUDENT OF PENEALOGY,
17:32WHICH MEANS YOU ARE PRIMARILY INTERESTED IN WHAT?
17:35PEDIALOGY.
17:36PEDIALOGY.
17:37PEDIALOGY.
17:38IT'S BIG AND LITTLE PEANS.
17:41YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT THEM BIG.
17:43THAT'S A STUDY.
17:45A PEAN.
17:46THAT'S A STUDY.
17:47GIVE JAN A ROLAID.
17:50THAT'S PENMANSHIP.
17:53THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL YOUR BASIC PENMANSHIP.
17:56WOLFMAN JACK.
17:57PEDIALOGY.
17:58THAT'S THE REHABILITATION OF PRISONERS.
18:03PETER.
18:04I'LL SAY PRISONERS.
18:05THAT'S RIGHT.
18:06YES, SIR.
18:08YOU HAVE THAT VERY IMPORTANT WILD CARD NOW.
18:12THAT WILL GO WITH ANYTHING ON THE BOARD, AS YOU WELL KNOW.
18:16NO.
18:17I'LL TRY NUMBER 14.
18:18NUMBER 14.
18:19AND THAT'S FOR JP MORGAN, BARBARA SHARMA.
18:22$300 BOX IS WHAT IT IS.
18:24JP, WHICH COUNTRY HAS THE HIGHEST LIFE EXPECTANCY IN THE WORLD?
18:29WELL, THAT'S THE COUNTRY THAT HAS THE LEAST AMOUNT OF DEATHS.
18:34SO THAT WOULD BE THE USA.
18:37BARBARA?
18:38NO.
18:39THAT WOULD BE SWEDEN.
18:41I'LL SAY SWEDEN.
18:42SWEDEN IS RIGHT.
18:43NOW, OF COURSE, THAT'S THREE $300 BOXES.
18:49I'LL TRY NUMBER 10.
18:51NUMBER 10.
18:52HE'S LOOKING FOR THE THIRD $300 BOX.
18:54AND IF THIS IS IT, HE COULD WIN THE GAME.
18:56$900 IN A SPECIAL PLACE.
18:58THERE IT IS.
19:01FOR LONNIE SHORE AND ROBERT HEDGES.
19:03AND HERE WE GO, LONNIE.
19:04THIS IS FOR THE GAME NOW.
19:06YOU ARE AT A FORMAL DINNER.
19:08YOU'RE WEARING A TUXEDO.
19:10AND YOUR DICKY KEEPS POPPING OUT OF YOUR VEST.
19:12NOW, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
19:14WHAT?
19:15WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THESE KIND OF QUESTIONS?
19:18WHAT KEEPS HANGING IS OUT OF THE POPPING OUT?
19:23YOUR DICKY KEEPS POPPING OUT OF YOUR VEST.
19:25AND YOUR QUESTION IS WHAT?
19:27WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
19:29WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
19:31THE PROBLEM?
19:32THE PROBLEM IS THAT I'M...
19:36I DON'T KNOW IF ANYBODY SHOULD KNOW YOU...
19:39THE PROBLEM IS THAT I'M AT THE WRONG DINNER AND I SHOULD BE AT J.P.'s HOUSE.
19:44THE PROBLEM IS THAT MY DICKY IS TOO...
19:47YOUR DICKY IS TOO LONG FOR YOUR TUSEDO.
19:52THE DICKY IS TOO LONG FOR YOUR TUSEDO.
19:57THAT HAPPENS.
19:59Y'ALL ARE RUDE.
20:01ROBERT?
20:02YES?
20:05WE'RE PLAYING A GAME HERE, ROBERT.
20:07YES.
20:08WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S...
20:09YOUR DICKY IS STARCHED.
20:11PENIOLOGY, THAT'S MUCH...
20:13ALL RIGHT.
20:14PETER?
20:15I THINK IT'S STARCHED.
20:16THAT'S RIGHT.
20:17YOUR DICKY IS STARCHED.
20:18THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
20:19AND YOU WON THE GAME AND YOU WON $900.
20:22A GAME AND ANOTHER $900 FOR PETER PEMONAS.
20:35PEMONAS.
20:36THAT'S RIGHT.
20:37PETER PEMONAS, $900.
20:39WE HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE TO ELLEN MCQUEEN.
20:41AND ELLEN DID HAVE A CHANCE, YES, BECAUSE SHE GOT THE BLANK OVER THERE.
20:44AND I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T WON ANYTHING, BUT WE HAVE SOME VERY NICE GIFTS FOR YOU BACK STAGE.
20:47AND WHAT A PLEASURE MEETING YOU.
20:49SORRY FOR THE SHORT STAY.
20:50THAT'S THE WAY THE GAME GOES.
20:52AND, PETER, WE'LL TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR PRIZE IN JUST A MINUTE.
20:55DON'T GO AWAY, FOLKS.
21:07PETER, WE'RE OUT OF TIME.
21:08WE'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE PRIZE NEXT TIME AROUND, BUT YOU'RE STILL ON THE SCORE BOARD THERE.
21:11WE'LL HAVE A NEW OPPONENT FOR YOU WHEN NEXT WE MEET.
21:13AND, STARS, THANK YOU FOR A GREAT DAY.
21:15ENJOY IT.
21:16WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU TOMORROW.
21:17WE'LL SEE YOU, FOLKS, WITH THE BANK OF $5,250.
21:23OUR DEPARTMENT CONESTS WILL RECEIVE AN ANSWERTMENT OF DELICIOUS CHUNG KING CHOSEN DINNERS, ENTRES, AND EGG ROLLS.
21:29THANKS FOR APPROVED.
21:30COME TO THE KING CHUNG KING.
21:31AN ARMOR ADDED TENDER HAM, A SPRINKLE OF BROWN SUGAR, NUTMADE CLOTHES, AND SPICES TO GIVE TREATED.
21:35DELICIOUS COUNTRY-STYLE FLAVOR.
21:36PLUS A GREAT AMERICAN TRADITION, GOOD HUMOR ICE CREAMS AND ICES.
21:39STREETS TO EAT FROM YOUR SUPERMARKET AND YOUR FRIENDLY GOOD HUMOR MAN.
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